/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm a europoor and I genuinely don't get it. The US is by far the leader in high tech in the world, and Trump is more concerned about making more rusty Fords?

Hard as FUARK RIGHT NOW

did Trump announce anything specific beyond the auto tariffs so far? want to make sure i haven't missed anything. this guy makes me zone out when he speaks

Unsure if I should trim CRWV

FREE FALLING

Yeah he got out a chart of every country he's hitting, go back about 12 minutes in the livestream

Half reciprocal tariff on all existing tariffs against the US globally.

Same, what the fuck? You got Lockheed, GE, a lot of high tech military tech. You're the military complex and you're throwing it away

complaints from the globalists

Wtf is a globalist?

Well nobody can say that they weren't warned.

+130% YTD, thats all have to say

Good luck everyone. Tomorrow the response from around the world will come.

tiny hat tribe but the bad ones

I have great respect for President Xi of China

o_O

Holy shit please Jesus Christ bless me Lord with this ONE thing my 100 TLT 100 end of month calls I could make more money than I ever have with stocks.

"if you can get away with it, it's ok"

This will be funny once no one will fucking show up to the factory plants, and Mexicans and shitskins will be imported in droves to that end.

US is leading in tech and finance but that means only the top % of the country is getting richer, all middle class and poor are getting poorer as time passes. He wants to bring back some money into the average american and that means having shitty jobs for them to do.

nasdaq went up

ITS LITERALLY DOWN

got 300usd in a x20 nasdaq short AIGMI?

Aka the tiny hat tribe

Why is the stock market crashing when Trump announced Liberation Day a while go?

here's your economic policy bro

Okay yeah I can understand that. It's a bit like european social democrats.

We still don't know the exact numbers, because that chart he brought out is just a general listing. Is that specific to certain goods? Is that a tariff to all products from those countries? No clue because Trump won't detail that.

Really very handsome.

YOU GET A TARIFF

(You) GET A TARIFF

no 69%

Gay.

I'M GETTING LIBERATED

Absolutely beautiful bulltrap

Israel 17%

This truly is another shoah.

Israel getting tariffed? Color me surprised. no doubts it will al be lift up after a phone call

MUH EGGS

TRUST THE PLAN PATRIOT

Because these tariffs are unironically hardcore as fuck and people were thinking it was just going to be either 10% down the line or 20% but China the literal producer of all goods is getting tariffed fuckhugely over 30% which could actually be Great Depression tier.

I admittedly am too stupid to know if this is true but its enough to be very worried IMHO.

That is possibly a 10x anon grats. I wouldn't ever think we would go under a 50% drop because at some point someone is going to throw in 1 trillion from Germany or China.

SOXL and TQQQ bros, our once-in-a-lifetime opportunity nears

Anybody who holds stock is beyond retarded at this point. Buy lube. Ideally before midnight hits

Ngl, his voice is very soothing I'm falling asleep

only 2%

It's going to take an actual depression to shake this market.

Will the next dump be Taiwan?

is "groceries" that weird of a word

auto tariffs cover computers

taiwan tariffs cover computers too

50% TARIFFS ON CHIPS

x.com/RapidResponse47/status/1907531727683334384
All the tarriffs. Note how Canada and Mexico are conspicuously absent.

I'm gonna open my options portfolio tommorow like it's Christmas thanks muumuus. Gone fishing.

The switch 2 will now cost you $1000

Anon Babble getting absolutely HEEMED. At this point, one will have to prostitute themselves to get a graphics card.

Looks like the countries with low tariffs are mostly countries that we don't actually import anything from.

Wallahi we're cooked

NZ 20%

Reciprocal is the baseline 10%

How did they manage to rig the system already?

Canada and Mexico are conspicuously absent

HAHAHAHAHA WTF?

6000$ for a GPU
liberate your wallet

Finally, Americans will be freed from Sri Lankan oppression

Canada and Greenland are US territories after all! Surely you can't be that fucking retarded to think there are tariffs within the same country!

Why does the US need to raise the debt limit if the tarrifs are gonna create so much wealth?

they need to liberate the debt

There is no way it won't be red tomorrow. Shorting even at open is literally free money.

top kek

Feeling like I should have closed those QQQ calls right about now.

canada

Rightful American clay.

mexico

Trump is a golem and Mexican is run by a jewess. 2+2

MUH FAKE NEWS

You guys remember when south Koreans fucked up their numbers a year or so ago and futures were down over 6% overnight, all for it to end on a flat day? I hope crabs get boiled alive tomorrow.

Vietnam 46%

Cambodia 49%

Sri Lanka 44%

Madagascar 47%

Laos 48%

I'm sure this will have a big impact.

whats the point of a bulltrap if you can't trade until 9:30 am ET?

we havent even gotten any retaliatory announcements from Mexico and Canada yet

Japan

oooof Switch 2 now at 550$ minimum. Thanks Mr. President.

Not tariffing Canada/Mexico is huge because we did have trade agreements already, also it would destroy the US auto industry.

wasted

You idiots don't get it.
It wasn't the tariffs that were bearish, it was the Alzheimers fueled on and off tariff flicking uncertainty which didn't let businesses make decisions.

qqq will be below 450 tomorrow

Vietnam was supposed to steal the factories from China and help to counter-balance China.

RIP shitty fast fashion trends

All my shirts are made there

FUCK CHINKY CHINA

rice enjoyers, we are going to get raped

Union leader niggers wearing their construction hats as if they work for a living

Bunch of cunts

clown music

Anyone starting a rebellion movement to march on DC and hang those faggots?

Where's Canada?

Open some calls on open then bro. I mean this is totally not bearish right?

The band sounded nice

I didnt realize the people running Trump's govt are functionally retarded. This fucking rules

alright that was fun
now we wait for futures to slowly recover from red to green all night and for the Fake and Gay market to continue doing what it always does

I pretty much expected this and all the limey Canadian politicians were just playing games with the press.

Anyone who is not a retard bought a gfx card before Trump was elected

no, it needs to fall 5% so I can buy more

Have you not listened to most of them speak?

Don't worry I'm sure your calls will print, you should double down tomorrow, then triple down on Friday

now we wait for futures to slowly recover from red to green all night and for the Fake and Gay market to continue doing what it always does

you right now

I bought XOM and OXY calls for the oil tariffs

So circuit breakers tomorrow?

All the Trump guys on my Twitter are being raped lmao, he literally told them what he was going to do and they didn't believe him.

novidia saved, no triple tariffs

So now they can make the decision to offload tariffs on consumers while a trade war starts?

go from up 3.5% to down 1.20% in the span of 5 minutes thanks to orange man

What an economy saver! So glad all these poorfucks voted for him

Sorry faggot, your OTM calls aren't the economy. Go buy an egg and suck on it.

bobo be eating good tonight

That reads more like there are more tariffs and uncertainty incoming.

:3
feeling liberated yet?

We're going straight into a market crash and recession. This was a catastrophic, irrecoverable blow to the national economy. An average 20% import tax is going to wipe out 1/5th of all wealth brought into this country from abroad. Prices will rise by 10% on average, I reckon. Businesses that are further up the value chain and not necessities are going to be raped. We are going into a recession mode.

If China retaliates it could easily become Great Depression 2.0

I didnt think he'd actually do it

552$ SPY puts expired today

I'm being mocked

CNBC confirms the new 10% baseline and reciprocal tariffs do NOT affect Canada and Mexico, but the previous 25% tariffs for them announced way back when will go into effect April 9th

you will be LIBERATED from owning ANYTHING
AJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Oh no some kikes and day-trading trannies will lose some money

I voted for this and I bought puts. You?

how the FUCK are so many investors so fucking gullible lmao
days of nonsensical mollifying "leaks" and they fell for it like sheep

20% import tax

Prices will rise by 10% on average

more like 30. gotta just wait a bit till manufacturers return and build t-shirt factories and shit

futures

I think it's fucking hilarious and it will allow me to buy cheap for the next 3.5 years

SO EXCITED FOR ALL THESE TARIFFS SO EXCITED TO BRING MANUFACTURING JOBS BACK TO AMERICA AS IF ANYONE HERE WANTS TO WORK IN A FACTORY FOR 9 DOLLARS AN HOUR LMAO THA KS BIG DADDY TRUMP FOR BRINGING JOBS NOBODY WILL WORK BACK TO AMERICA AND CREATING MORE DEAD DETROITS

post-market absolutely shitting itself

Did you just wake up from a coma today?

save enough to give yourself 30% higher income of off dividends

orangeman comes and takes it all away by increasing cost of living through tariffs

Sasuga, Carrot Top.

Communists had to wait 5 years with their 5 year plans to enact their communist policies to industrialize.

You're expecting trumps communism to succeed in just a bit?
America's term limits are 4 years, that's not long enough.
Trump needs at least 5 years, maybe 10.

I was a bear who decided to take a break and sit on cash for a while but this is still amazing to watch

He's gonna have to bring back the illegal immigrants

You will pay 25% more on everything

You will lose half your retirement

You will maybe keep a job during the recession

And here's why that's a good thing

I will slurp for so cheap

My 3x 20 year bonds are still down 20%.

hklaw.com/en/insights/publications/2025/02/trump-administration-announces-section-232-tariffs

Turns out basically everything meaningful is excluded.

Comrade Trump already stated that a much deserved third term is in play, and we will welcome it with open arms.

tariffs will fund stimulus checks

The more illegals that get deported the more job openings there will be. Less labor supply = higher wages. Simple enough for you niggers yet?

before or after funding tax cuts or lowering the deficit or paying back the debt?

Hell yea. More inflation to stack on top of those fat ass tariffs

Inflation for more inflation

Dumb retart

Did you apply for the lead lettuce picker job yet

I bought a slightly used 2024 F-150 today

S&P HITS A NEW TRUMP REGIME LOW

you buy a month after Bessent and Powell are sitting side by side in Congress talking about extraordinary measures that are absolutely needed to save the economy

stimulus checks didn't cause inflation, it was the Federal Reserve's loose monetary policy

Products covered by the Section 232 tarriffs, including autos, steel, aluminum, copper and lumber will not be included, they said.

KEK

Then the more expensive the final products are.

Same. Gonna convert my SQQQ calls into TQQQ shares.

Are you actually retarded and not just playing retarded?

crash market

kill profit for companies

make labor more scarce with mass deportations (including legal citizens)

I'm sure the exploited strawberry picker market driving down wages will save all those local mom and pops from croaking when they can't pay down their balance sheet because shit is too expensive to buy and too long to get.

He needs to win the next election 4 years of this won't let him do that.
Then again it's Jerome Powells fault for not printing us out, not trumps fault.

The federal reserve, not the government, controls the printer.

manufacturers return

They aren't, they'll just wait it out like they did his first term.

you don't have an argument nigger

Glad I went ahead and built myself a new computer before the tariffs, should last at least 4 years. I swear, these fucking video cards have been appreciating in value for years now.

stimulus checks didn't cause inflation, it was the Federal Reserve's loose monetary policy

Nobody wants the jobs the illegals have retard

Hey, turns out that I'm not so screwed on my put.

Gamers already play low end games anyways. CS, Stardew Valley, and Minecraft are top games.

some people are actually retarded like that, pay them no mind

bro he literally can't run again

Holy shit I am about to make so much money

it was.

Does this mean the economies outside of the US are about to be flooded with cheap shit?

Correct, that's why we need to focus on the middle-class legal immigrants.

wtf happened to the after market trading?

there are methods

We're entering our Yeltsin years. Anyone here is very stupid to have invested in stocks. Here's how the new system will work: workers will be raped, people who have money in stocks will be left holding the bag, HOWEVER those who rush to comply with the logic of the new system however nonsensical and build informal T-Shirt factories in their garage will get hundreds of thousands of dollars and eventually rise to become oligarchs despite providing no new value to the economy. They will then rally around the Republican Party and entrench its rule.

Get your money out of the stock market and invest it in the domestic real economy, import substitution, as soon as possible. Otherwise you will be raped. Trump has publicly said he doesn't give a fuck about stocks.

Holy shit rip Nvidia. They might be better off just ditching USA and going all in for China and the rest of the world instead.

You idiots don't get it

this is always good.

oh, but just wait until Trump gets is hands on the FED, because he will, as the last adult in the room, Jerome, will be out by mid-2026 as his mandate expires. Then he'll do the same shit as his pal Erdogan did with his own CB.
The next (and final) step is enjoying 90% inflation.

there are literally no methods
orange boy saying there are methods doesn't mean there are, it's literally explicitly forbidden in clear and very specific language

The self hating chink called "Jensen" like some Norwegian guy, deserves it.

I hate trump like any >100 IQ person, but if you think he cares about the "rules" you haven't been paying attention. Unless republicans in congress grow some balls (lmao) no one is going to stop him.

he can if he can stack congress and senate with enough republicans to pass a constitutional amendment to take out that pesky law preventing it
midterms are extremely important for this

you are aware the two term limit thing only came back last century after FDR served 4 (FOUR) terms as president and his opps were seething about it?

SPY -2.5%

Rookie numbers. Can it reach -5% by the opening? I need my puts to print

Even with 50% tariffs, it's cheaper to manufacture in Vietnam than the US. A Vietnamese laborer costs like 1/20th the price of an American.

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

But this may be just an exaggeration, Trump has left low tariffs on many countries including India. Domestic manufacturers are still going to be fucked as other countries take over China's role. Maybe shift your stocks to India.

How much of a drop are we expecting tomorrow? I'm ready to buy.

Not exactly. But let's say if that was true, who nominated Jerome Powell as Fed chair?

That's what I thought, retard

Congress and Senate aren't only the ones deciding the constitution, are you a foreigner? A majority of states also need to ratify that and it won't happen.

The Supreme Court will simply nullify his candidacy, in the most clear cut way possible.

It doesn't matter when it came back. It's in effect and a constitutional amendment isn't passing in current conditions.

maybe some faggot will buy the report from that other faggot and show us the calcs, my guess is "and trade barriers" means they made up random percents to account for shit like the chinese gov not giving licenses to operate, etc, grossly inflating the avg

Hello thare, want some methodishka?

thoughs on tomorrow asian market?

including *vague incalculable bullshit*

O-Ogay

This is literally explicitly forbidden by the current state, organization, and constitution of the US. At this point I'm convinced you're retards who don't even know the most basic shit.

schizo ramblings to justify retardation

MIGAsisters, our response?

lower rates to zero and give banks limitless free money to pump asset prices

hurr durr durr I'm a stinky poo poo nigger and it was the stimmy check that caused inflation!

KYS

You...do know the Supreme Court is heavily stacked with Republicans, 3 of whom were literally Trump's picks right?
Do you even know what a constitutional amendment is?

Are you a child or something?

The supreme court will write a 40 page paper saying "Noooooo stop it meanie trump!!!" then do literally nothing, like they have the last 2 months of him ignoring them.

im down 1%

which is $500

I hate my life

He is already raping laws with his ICE crackdowns literally blackbagging LEGAL RESIDENTS, what delusional fantasy do you live in that you think he can't continue steamrolling over constitutional protections with enough republican sycophants under him?

le constitution

amerifaggots are genuinely so deluded, if he wants to do something he will just do it, the guy is literally a convicted felon and became president, he can do anything he wants

Wahhhhhh lower the rates please!!

Rookie numbers.

That means they just made the numbers up

he can if he can stack congress and senate with enough republicans to pass a constitutional amendment to take out that pesky law preventing it

Be donald

Stack congress, senate and sc

Pass an amendment

Joe nominates again

2029-2037 8 more years of bidenomics

SPY down >2.5%

Nasdick futures below 19k

weeew

Here's how the new system will work: workers will be raped

that's correct.

Yeltsin sold ussr factories for scrap metal prices to selected few, thus creating oligarchs.
orange fag is doing opposite of that.

i didn't sell my 50k position in amazon

Well, that's gonna hurt. At least I bought some tslz at the end.

It's impossible to ratify such an amendment in practice and SCOTUS has no reason to hand down such a ruling.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Because none of those cases have gone to the courts.

They didn't convict him in time.

none of those cases have gone to the courts.

They have though. They were ordered to stop deportations and just ignored it. The courts wrote another means paper, and did nothing.

Alright I feel like I'm talking to a literal teenager so I'll just end my (You)s for you here be calling you naive.
The laws are only as worthwhile as the people controlling them, which currently are stacked with a certain person's entire bankroll of asskissers.

he thinks the rule of law still matters

JUST

What is the algorithm for investing?

1.- Max out Roth IRA
2. Match employer contribution
3. What now? Do i just invest through an individual account?

400k in the market

200k in dry powder

My body is ready thank you blessed Trump for this trade war

No, I mean they haven't gone to the only court that matters for this guy, SCOTUS.

He is useless after this term, he's already halfway senile and forbidden from running. Highly likely he dies of old age or something.

Nothing ever happens.

Reddit queers are all shook out and sidelined again. Pump will resume

That is true anon and I think its fun to doomsay and doomscroll but there might be a method to the madness. We do need to greatly downplay China's influence here and India is way friendlier to us, Trump and Modi are basically best friends.

Same

Source the mass deportations of legal citizens

Kek post salt pls

26% on India is low?

2.5%

lower
LOWER

SOXL

I can't deal with this anymore guys. 4 more years of this shit. Do I just pull everything out and buy gold?

Nobody wants to do deep sea fishing or offshore drilling, yet lots of people do it.

The Smooth-Hawley act was 20% tariffs. If these stick we're hitting the Great Depression at record speed.

Economic officials in Israel are in complete shock over the Trump administration's decision to impose a 17% tariff on Israel. "We are in shock. We were sure that the decision to completely cancel tariffs on imports from the U.S. would prevent this move. But it didn't happen."

YAMETE KUDASAI DONALD-MSAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Match employer contribution
Max out HSA (if you can, don't use it, invest it, collect receipts to cash out without any taxes in or out including FICA)
Max out IRA
Max out any employee stock purchase plan if available
Then maybe max out 401k or just individual depending on if you want money now or later, or look at different investments.

We were sure that the decision to completely cancel tariffs on imports from the U.S. would prevent this move. But it didn't happen.

And this is why we're not likely to see many other countries alter their economies for us. They know we're not trustworthy.
We're likely to see coalitions of countries join together to enact their own tariffs against us instead.

Do you think people will panic sell first thing tomorrow?

Forget comfy 100k+ coding jobs and man up the sweatshops burger boy

Too late

The mutts are even more jewish that Israel

Impressive.

The student surpasses the master.

Why didn’t you just sell? It was so easy to see this coming.

he's saving that for next week's press conference where he'll boast about how his master tariffs plan is working since isr*el dropped theirs (they barely collected like 10M usd/year with them)

That's exactly what I'm hoping for which means it 100% will not happen and I should fucking know better.

Poor people love paying tax and losing money so yes. I suspect a lot of poor wanna-be investors + idiot financial advisors will get clients to sell assets to 'move them to better opportunities'

Selling ever

Paying tax obliterates your gains. If you were smart and either picked companies you could hold for +10 years and out perform or an index, you have no reason to ever sell. The only thing that should be interesting you is when to buy more.

a gorillion retail stops have already been hit, that pressure will be strong at the open tomorrow
whether theres enough reverse pressure from psychos still bullish to slow the continued drawdown is yet to be seen
institutional money has already been positioning defensively all last month so idk what they do

after hours SPY

after hours QQQ

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

-10%

SPY nearly -3

Absolute devastation.

to completely cancel tariffs

The move eliminates the remaining tariffs, which primarily affect agricultural goods and amount to approximately 42 million shekels ($11.4 million) annually.

kek

do not underestimate the jew

Is it too early for blood in the street or we have to wait for EU and China retaliations?

Lmao

given how the market seemed to take what should've been captain obvious tier high tariffs as a rugpull massive shock, almost certainly

Wait he's actually doing all this tariff shit? Holy kek

L O W E R
MINUS TEN

OMG YOU GUYS 6,000,000 NEW AMERICAN JOBS WERE JUST CREATED

BULLISH

KEK SOXL NIGGERS

NO REFUNDS

Spy circuit breaking tomorrow

I'm down 0.27% because the FTSE250 and MSCI Canada were up. Feels like insider trading was going on.

Shiiiiit, I might have to start relying on these HELFY coupons to feed myself

This is my bot, it’s gonna average 25% a day. That’s how high it got before I discovered a bug that was preventing it from closing short positions.

this can't be true right..........

wtf pressure broke again and its falling even harder

Why is baba down so much? 6+% already. How does this affect them? They don't sell much in the US or import merchandise from there, do they?

FUCK FUCK

Let me explain this for y'all.
Trump unironically has intelligence he isn't simply a geriatric monkey.
Let me explain, Trump wants to crash the markets and the economy for these reasons and the benefits are
a) people have much less money so inflation can finally heal and we stop seeing insane shit like 6 dollars for a chalupa or 25 dollars for a movie ticket
b) yield curve will uninvert and interest rates will be able to go down - this makes our national debt of 9T able to be refinanced with the new rates so we can legit afford it
c) tariffs in theory make trillions for the US Government and pay bills desperately needed

Stock market can be sacrificed to do this. Once the tariffs are online and going large and we have refinanced debt Trump can hopefully take away the Income Tax entirely which will boom the entire economy. This is what Trump did in 2018 when he tariffed China and then market crashed so he added tax cuts and market boomed. If markets don't crash so much the better.

If you are long keep being long unless you need this money to survive
If you are able to average down every 10% do it
If you are long term short I think you will win big
If you like day trading as a hobby and you are inexperienced GET OUT NOW I MEAN IT.
The people lucky and good enough with 25K+ accounts that unlimited day trade get rich as a mofo in a Trump market. If that is not you then this is the worst possible market to trade in. Good Luck To All.

buckle up buckaroos
no breaks on this rape train

I lost.

Unreal. They're speedrunning a global recession to own the libs

tldr

tldr is trade futures to avoid PDT

He couldn't annex Canada or Greenland, so he's dropping a nuke on poor Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

HEARTY KEK

No fucking way they're this retarded

Literally. LITERALLY. Free fucking money from shorts.

lmao genuinely why?
as far as I know they're not an offshore money hub like the caymans or anything their economy is fishing/tourism/gibs from france
absolute schizo tier

Genuinely retarded

Standard and dump 500 doing what it does best;
dumping.

Anything I should be stockpiling before the tariffs hit?

Maybe france should just give it away to the us

should be noted China will actually be 54% total tariffs because this is on top of the previous 20% apparently

bread

Its like you fuckers keep forgetting he bankrupt three casinos.

They are that retarded. They don't count American software, financial services, and other services "exports" as exports. Our trade "deficits" are only because we LOVE shit from other countries and have the money to buy it. Nobody could ever "close" a trade deficit with the US because we make very little physical product worth exporting. Yet everyone uses our websites, our software, our financial services, our consultant services, etc.

You mean flour? Why tf would you buy bread lmao

Smuggling had always been an important economic activity in the islands; however, it became especially prominent in the 1920s with the institution of Prohibition in the United States from January 1920. In 1931, the archipelago was reported by The New York Times to have imported 1,815,271 U.S. gallons (1,511,529 imperial gallons; 6,871,550 liters) of whisky from Canada in 12 months, most of it to be smuggled into the United States The end of Prohibition in 1933 plunged the islands once more into economic depression.

Revenge for ancient ills, I guess?

futures are still free falling
sp500 at three and a half now

I just tested with a couple random ones and uuuuuh
countries with no trade deficit have the base 10%

LMAO

lel

No, see . St Pierre and Milk-honey: they only have 180,000 dollars of exports to the US and important 100,000,000, they’re almost certainly a massive net importer from the US

I honestly can't believe it. I'm floored that Trump didn't get one to the head before he could nuke the economy. The deep state really is dead.

He really hates france

important

Import*

I didn't sell last year when it was like 65 or 70 or whatever
I want to die

Oh my fucking lord. Should I move out of the US? Is it too late?

Trump administration imposes 10% tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, which have no residents.

Juicy MSTR dip

Some goods will not be subject to the Reciprocal Tariff. These include: (1) articles subject to 50 USC 1702(b); (2) steel/aluminum articles and autos/auto parts already subject to Section 232 tariffs; (3) copper, pharmaceuticals, semiconductors, and lumber articles; (4) all articles that may become subject to future Section 232 tariffs; (5) bullion; and (6) energy and other certain minerals that are not available in the United States.

A lifeline to SOXL baggies or just bait?

"Currency manipulation and trade barriers" LMAO. These retarded MAGAs are gonna eat this up.

Literally just nothing but gibberish to feed the dogs as their economy is nuked

Still hit by the 10% baseline.
But boy those are some broad exceptions that also coincidentally align with industries they're sending targeted tariffs at, so it's likely a way to avoid double dipping.

We didn't have a federal reserve when Hoover nuked the economy in 1929 with tariff threats and killed it with the tariffs.
This time we can print ourselves out as soon as the fed realizes that it's about to happen.

10000 buckaroos split between puts on Nvidia, Tesla, Apple, and a 10x bear on Amazon

Thanks for the free 2x burgers LMAO

bagholding leverage

SPY DOWN 4%

QQQ DOWN 5%

NDAQ DOWN 7%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

It's UNIRONICALLY COMPLETELY OVER

SP500 futures at nearly -4%, NDAQ at almost -5%

genuinely cant remember the last time ive seen the futures this red
even 2022 didnt have individual days this bad even amidst "le everyone is doing bankruns!" hysteria

ok but every country listed in here ustr.gov/
checks out though
betting some intern got some weird data, or even worse, made the calculation with the numbers you listed but mixing imports and exports since the calculation actually checks out to 99% lmao

hasn't felt this grim since the hot mess that was the market in 2020

I bought 1 contract of 525P as a joke.

Or the deep state wants this

ya the coof is the only thing that comes to mind and that was all flash dips

Its like he wants to take the country with him when he fucking dies

The Trump administration has put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald which has a population of 0 people and is inhabited only by penguins.

this is guaranteed circuit breakers

the island legit only has 6k people LMAO, even the rural Pennsylvania county I grew up in had 40k people
which drunk intern gave them a 50% tariff?

so yeah, seems their objective with these tariffs was to simply make the trade deficit 0 instead of "equalizing the field"

It was time someone stopped penguin.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if his advisors slapped massive tariffs on irrelevant countries to appease Trump's love for big numbers while simultaneously restraining him from slapping France with 70% for being mean to American tourists.

emerging markets

completely collapsing

They realpy expect us to believe this?

But really fuck france fr fr

Dunno why you are all panicking and/or upset.

Trump did tariffs in his last presidency. It had a predictable outcome; the market crashed. After 422 days he announced the repealing of most of them (remember most of them were against China). It was a great time to buy shares, you basically could do no wrong, obviously if you don't know how to pick good companies; pick the ETFs that track the Sp500.

Trump is doing the exact same thing, this time with more tariffs. I would hazard a guess that after another ~422 days from today he will repeal them. It'll cause another surge in the share market, just like last time.

Get a job, earn some money, buy the Sp500 this year. If you're really smart, buy some options for a share market gain in a year when he announces changes to the tariffs. Don't try to time it, the time is now, now in a week, not a month, just buy as you earn cash.

The wealth transfer from poor to rich is NOT changing. Money is flowing upwards, towards assets, inflating them. And there is no govt on earth that is wanting to change it by putting in taxation on assets.

Hot tip; You can't manufacture TSMCs transistors in the US. The company was already undervalued when Trump was in office, calling it a shit company (he did this with Amazon last time, Amazon saw over-sized gains afterwards). Trump likes picking on specific companies he wants to buy into because his word makes their prices fall.

it feels similar to the DOGE cut stuff, where it's some 20 year old staffer sloppily doing ctrl+f searches on internal databases to find keywords like "tariff" or "import" and then adding them to a list to send to higher ups

i always figured its just a meme

Saint Pierre and Miquelon is part of france

even if the US produced shitload of stuff, it is doubtful it would ever not have a deficit with most countries

which other countries have the population (and the WEALTHY population) to consume as much as the US? nobody, nobody could possibly spend as much on imports as the US

I'm praying Europe put restrictions to your tech companies so fucking bad

Baked:

I was hoping that would go unnoticed.

Why pray for something that has already been happening since forever?

That's right goy, consooom all those funko pops. Otherwise America loooooosessss goy

Southeast Asia is letting China be sneaky too much by dumping Chinese goods in SEA and pretending they are made in SEA, when they are in fact, Made in China.

mixing the calculation gives 99%

My head hurts, this is so fucking retarded, I can’t believe this is the calc

would you prefer the US be poor? you can bitch about funko pops all you want, it's an indicator of wealth to be able to spend a fortune on useless crap

it's kinda autonomous so you can understand it to some extent
but the ones highlighted by anon here
are overseas departments of france

trips of truth

Delusional

World economy is going to crash anon. I will buy at or near the bottom but it'll be euro stocks. In the meantime just get more btc

"have fun with your bags, suckers"

french guiana is fully a part of france I think

TRUST THE PLAN

yeah that's what the overseas departments are
like I think they get some minor special considerations but are otherwise considered integral parts of france just the parts spread out across the globe

Maybe Trump is the (new) deep state.

You have no idea how fucking freeloading the big tech is, paying up zero taxes through proxies and tax havens.
Buckle up, because this is gonna get ugly.

So will the tariffs also fuck up mainland france?

European tax havens that steal American dollars.

who knows kek
but speaks to the amateur hour insanity of a lot of those calculations, like tariffing an uninhabited island too

That steal European taxes and funnel them into american stock market

Not even gold will be safe, trump needs new 100 ton golden toilet throne in his resorts.

first time?

guns, ammo, nonperishable foods, lots of water (dehydration is no joke, 3 days until you die)

and buy gold?

you should have already bought your gold and silver when it was at steep discounts. What were you waiting for?

Shut the fuck up

I believe his staffers failed geography