Well, y'see sir, I couldn't help but notice somethin' that's been botherin' me, just one more thing if you don't mind. My nephew, he showed me this thing called 'Anon Babble'. Terrible interface by the way, my wife would never approve, but I saw your posts about these tariffs.
What gets me is the timestamp. You posted 'Trump's tariffs are bullish for America, buy the dip' exactly 47 minutes before the Dow dropped 2200 points. And then you wrote, 'HODL patriots, the economy is just being brigaded by globalists.'
Now I'm just a simple detective, not much for economics, but my brother-in-law, he's a finance guy, real smart, he tells me the global supply chain is completely fucked now. Pardon my French.
The thing is, you kept posting these Pepe memes with diamond hands and that trannies lost even as your own portfolio screenshot showed you down 82%. That's what I can't figure out. Most folks would be upset losing that kinda money, but you kept typing 'trust the plan' using what my tech guys tell me is a VPN from your mother's basement.
Oh, and one more thing: your Reddit history shows you failed community college economics. Yet here you are, convincing other people to lose their retirement funds because a guy who bankrupted casinos told you trade wars are 'easy to win.'
Y'know what my wife says? She says, 'Sometimes people would rather go broke than admit they're wrong.' Smart lady, that one.