It's over

Was I lied to?

definitely

Owari da...

Should be allowed to go all the way to zero.

a global finacial crash affectss every country on the globe

shocking I know

it will infact be fantastic for america

get back to me when the stock market is down 90%.

It's over. All my dreams and hopes gone. I will never have a wife or own a home.

Goodbye

Cash out as fast as you can anons.

I dont remember anyone saying only america would be hurt by this? The complain usually is that its going to fuck everything for everyone. Though theoretically america will be worse off in long run as everyone else reworks supply chains with each other.

STOP THE COUNT

earth laughs at the United States

Trump fucks the earth

noo Trump plss we are friends with the United States remember??

kek get fucked

Let's hope China just takes over from here on out and that the us can prevent themselves burning to the ground.

Let's hope China just takes over from here on out

nobody ever said that u inbred nigger

Please...anything else but the anime...

Unironically two more weeks.

I can only imagine how utterly confused Xi must be right now lol

j.. just p...p...pretend we never said that

Sorry but I've got a really good memory.

I'm going to Japan in 2 weeks. Now all the salarymen in the bars will be grumpy and probably blame gaijin their retirement savings going down the toilet

Make sure to pay a visit to the femboy cafe in Akihabara

The gayest thing on my itiniary is the muscle girls bar and that's already pushing it, so I'm going to have to pass

If I were American I wouldn't travel too much. Or at least I would say I'm Canadian

the

implying there's only one

Where? I need cute femboy maids to bring me mediocre food

By the way, I would recommend you to visit the Diamond Club. Lived in Japan for years, know what I'm talking about. Can't talk for the Tokyo one but the one in Osaka was solid af

one man

nah
there's literally millions of retards around the world who think this is a good idea and I'm not talking about the accelerationists, I'm talking about the genuine retards who think you can just poop out factories across multiple industries while simultaneously making it more expensive to build factories with retarded tariffs
the number of people who think other countries have to pay america's tariffs is astounding, they think that if america tariffs china then china will pay america every time they export something to america
absolutely retarded

I'm an economic neanderthal, what does it mean hitting the circuit breakers? Was it going down insanely fast?

No, anon, don't put holes in the ship!

Hurr, you'll be hurt by this more than me.

We're leaving in the life boats, but we have to get to top deck first

*ship is sinking*

*everyone is getting wet*

Hurr, I thought you said this would be good for you, you freeloaders.

*Retard continues to smugly stand in the rising water in the belly of the ship*

You're a fucking moron and so is your president.

When I was on a stroll in Shinjuku last time I was in tokyo I walked past their physical locale and saw some butch dude in a wig exit. Anyways, watching roided out muscle girls strip and slap guys with humiliation fetishes around is the gayest I'm willing to get

hahaha Trump's tariffs will only hurt the US and make us stronger

reee why are we hurting so much make it stop make it stop

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

literally who ever said that? china might be one to conceivably benefit from picking up the slack as economic hegemon, otherwise everyone eats shit in this equation

he said, hoping we've forgotten that fucking everybody has been saying that nonstop for the last 12 weeks

Frankly Canada is gearing up to eat the US' lunch in the next couple of years if things continue on this downward spiral.
We legitimately have resources that they cannot get anywhere else, and we have been giving them a sweetheart deal for the longest time.
Now that it is obvious that there is no incentive for us to lower the prices of goods to curry American favor, we will raise the prices and curry favor elsewhere.

Taiwan too

Not surprised you identify as the psychotic tranny.

Surprising how the focus on social media will still be on the US.
Of course these are likely the same people who support retaliatory tariffs and no longer talk about tariffs being a tax on a country's citizens.

Anon just wait. When these retards parents say no switch 2 because daddy got laid off they'll be screaming about the orange man more than anyone.

Please burn the White House again

Plenty have been saying tariffs are a tax, then act on like only the US will be hurt when other countries announce retaliatory tariffs.

No one cares about your shill wars but tarrifs are a fucking tax that's why we're gonna live worse than the average Indian collectively in about a decade. Unless this retard backtracks.
You think I'm joking but, lol, in 6 years we might not even have clothes if this keeps up. Hope you like wearing animal skins.
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY

tarrifs are a fucking tax

They are an optional tax, which is the best kind of tax. Just buy US made goods and ta-da! you don't have to pay any tariffs.

every japanese investment account is basically 90% american stocks and 10% japanese stocks
this country is beyond cucked

Wtf are you talking about? For tariffs to be effective, they MUST cause a price increase that forces substitution in purchasing habits. Please tell me the average American isn't this fucking retarded and economically illiterate

Read it again, slowly this time - we're saying the same thing. The tariff is only paid by people who *don't* make that substitution.

It's over, a new hitler has been born.

Canadian

mentions curry

Gtfo my country

The stock market crash of 1929 was only 13% in one day. If it goes to -90% the Capitalist Machine stops running and Wall Street dies.

there is nothing we need from Canada and even if there were we can invade and take it. your hoards of jeets will high tail it back to india the second any risk of conflict arises and the 3 remaining native canadians will defect.

do retarded things

people laugh at you

you get all pissy instead of working to improve yourself

Evidence of a weak man with a weak mindset.

The only thing is there aren't many products made in the US. It would take years to start production in the US while Trump is already talking about negotiating tariffs. Now there is no reason to bring manufacturing back to the US.

In theory NATO would defend us but

that pic

lol

The US is NATO. The rest of us are just vassals who joined for US protection

And the market crash of 1987 was 28% in just 3 hours. Not sure what point you thought you were trying to make there skippy.

France and the UK have nukes, it could escalate badly

They wouldn't be willing to end the world to protect Canada and their ground forces are a joke, so if the US wanted Canada they could just take it. I don't think that's ever going to happen though

You are an absolute fucking delusional retard if you think you'll be allowed to dig for any meaningful amount of rem

It’s too bad crypto doesn’t ever get halts with all the govt faggots entering the space .

yes just like gamestop jews (in this case chinks) were losing too much money

You better be a bodybuilder otherwise you are a faggot

I'm not going because I'm attracted to their buff bodies. It's a fun freakshow right on the edge of the gay event horizon

Alright freakshow reasons are whatever but honestly the only good explanation are that you are a bodybuilder and want to mog them

he doesn't want to be bullied by sweaty muscle mommies

fag

A lot of humiliation fetish redditors go there and pay the women to slap them around. That will be fun enough

muscle girls bar is peak "twitch viewer goes to japan", remember to look at the camera and say hi to chat while you awkwardly sit at the bar trying to think of things to say

They did say that though

Ken-Sama has arrived.

No fun allowed in the craziest nightlife city on the planet.

tokyo is the craziest nightlife city on the planet

it isn't even the best nightlife city in japan you moron, log of twitch and go outside some time

what is?

Osaka without a doubt

Arrogant weebs like you are hilarious. I’ve been to Japan 8 times and I’m glad the influx of normies and chinese are ruining it for people like you

Oh the irony lmao

Taiwan is your last safe haven. But that’ll go to shit within 5 years too. Then you’ll be surrounded by the normies you despise anywhere in the world that you go. Enjoy

popular thing BAD!!!!

You're one of those asshats who told people to skip the Robot Restaurant too, right? Only temples and onsens for the esteemed gaijin