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I bought coreweave. How fucked am I?
NOOOO MUMU SAVE US
Can the bulls stop coping? It's honestly embarrassing at this point.
How are you guys dealing with America’s suicide?
additional tariffs being announced on pharmaceuticals tomorrow
GOODBYE MUMU
GOODBYE GAINS
WILL WE EVER
MEET AGAAAIN
coreweave
buying the dip...haha...
2024 gains erased, 2024 basically didn't happen.
What would happen if big nations like China forcefully disconnect from US companies deliveries? IE they stop sending all materials?
We are almost at that point where it isn't worth shipping this shit anymore.
Raphaël shouldn't you be getting a body out of a tree
NOOOOOOO MY STANLEY MUG IS GONNA BE 150 DOLLARS NOW
Crash the market, so I can save my game from EOS'ing.
TLT/TMF FAGGOTS
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
In 7 minutes
46 percent Tariffs on Vietnam
104 percent tariffs on China
34 percent on Bangladesh
25 percent on India
20 percent on all of the EU
25 and 24 on ROK and Japan
The future is bright very bright inddedn
7 minutes until total bull death
The abattoir awaits!
a ton of American companies go belly up
I have never seen anything like this
It's a clown world, we're all living in it. Invest in $CLUSSY today!
6 minutes till the tariffs hit
So…. not a negotiation tactic
Nikkei not taking things well.
TRUMP MAKE IT STOP
WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE POWER
The funniest shit about all this will be the americans discovering how much shit is made oversea just for them
Buttcoin back to sub 75k
5 MINUTES
Its so over
pull up
pull up
retard
retard
retard
bank left
bank left
Yea, when oil starts sliding, it's recession tiem boys.
tariffs in america means that other markets will be flooded with goods being sold at firesale prices as China and other tariffed countries try to unload their already produced goods
I am not American, and therefore will be able to scoop up a ton of cheap shit for a fraction of what it would have previously cost
Based.
Thanks for paying extra so that I can pay less, Americunts.
It's just a goof you guys, last minute cancel inbound, surely.
emerging market
Jesus Christ America
We are going to witness history boys
BTC dumping
the rare earths export ban was the first salvo. a relatively safe card for china to play since the sales themselves bring in almost no profit (like $5B a year worldwide) but are extremely important for supply chains everywhere. if shit keeps getting worse we can expect china to inch toward riskier and riskier goods to export control.
4 MINUTES
What trump is trying to do thats never going to happen is making the companies make everything here.
Companies dont give 2 damns about you or your family, they dont care about americans have jobs.
Whats happening in reality is both or one of 2 things
New world order set up or trump and his buddies are getting rich. You have to be delusional to believe american companies will all come back here to make things. Unless you re work every damn thing, wages, food prices, rents, plus many more it cant happen.
What youll end up doing is building a whole bunch of factories youll have what happened to seattle but everywhere.
post what you're listening to as we watch the end of the world
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its not flying, its not fuckin flying
do NOT look at futures rn
Ireland about to get fucked ?
my asshole is not prepared
PULL UP PULL UP
people thought he was bluffing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!!!
NOW APPROACHING MIDNIIIIIIGHT
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The oil Drop is incredible, it's definitely going to oversold levels, could even hit sub 50s
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DON HERE
I CHANGED MY MIND ON TARIFFS
I WILL BE MAKING CHANGES ON MY TARIFF POLICY.
THE PROBLEM IS THEYRE TOO LOW. THATS RIGHT. TOO. LOW. WE ARE BEING RIPPED OFF!! AS OF MIDNIGHT I AM DOUBLING THE PREVIOUSLY STATED TARIFF RATES.
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AIEEEEEEEEE
THIRTY SECONDS
Everything will be fine, right?
the chart went from 1H view to 1D view when i refreshed the futures page just now and i almost came in my pants before i saw the change
HERE IT COMES
it's ogre for us
1
MINUTE
TO
MIDNIGHT
ITS TIME
ITS TIME TO RIDE THE TIGER BOYS
SEE YOU IN HELL
once in a lifetime opportunity to make money in a crash
too scared to go all in with more than just a fraction of my cash.
I can't help but feel like I might need it and don't trust the market not to pull a random turnaround out of its ass.
One minute
already has, down 20% and we'll probably hit $50 by the end of the week
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
HAPPY TARIFF DAY FUCKERS!
It's over....
Nothing happened
throws a bomb into the world economy
"there its fixed, what you aren't going to thank me?"
BTC broke the $75k line
HAPPY TARIFF DAY
DEATH TO AMERIKKKAN HEGEMONY
LONG LIVE THE JDPON!
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technically they start at 00:01
but still, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RETARD RETARD
Well. What now? How do we "check" it's real?
I appreciate Trump being retarded and rejecting the European Union's offer because that way they are forced to actually act instead of taking it in the ass like the lazy fucks they are.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN DOWN DOWN
maybe, Trump was talking about it in his presser tonight
Hello??? Are we still alive?
Listening to ASMR. I'm expecting a slow bleed as our new reality slowly dawns on everyone. Good luck my friends.
Down 1.5% is pretty underwhelming.
WE GAAN
Euro stock
anyone have that one "ignore bond yield curve at your own peril" gif?
Japanese market is crashing, I repeat Japanese market is crashing. Forget your Nintendo Switch 2.
NIKKEI IS MOONING
futures
I want to die
absolute retards still think this is buying the dip
Forced to act
Are they tho?
They could litterally do nothing and win
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we're in futures at fucking midnight dawg
SSE bouncing
no reaction from the Hang Seng
bro just fucking tanked it
kek, what a mighty rally
now that SPY has become a shitcoin what ETF should I invest in for a safe return?
Didnt we dip down 20% how much fuerer can it go?
it's not...
they're trying to pump
BTC too. Happened on the hour exactly.
YOU JUST ENTERED THE NEW GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA
HOW DO YOU FEEL ANON
what the fuck is happening to the 10y?
Poor
what will happen on 9th when the market opens?
id try pumping her ifkwim
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
feelin liberated
They'd win a lot more if they tried to establish better relations with other countries hit by the tariffs to lessen dependency on a nation that's now been proven to be unreliable.
MOON CANCELLED
When Japanese stocks go down, they recover quickly, right?
Anon... I
Yeah, just like in the 80s
he thinkgs percentages matter
Still holding at the 4900 support level...
famously
much much lower, SPY is STILL way over historical p/e mean, so we were already in a inflated equities bubble. So not only is reality setting in, but the reality that earning are going to go down.
Reminder that if you are 26 years old, you have been alive for 10.4% of the entire history of the United states. By that age Alexander the Great had already conquered and formed the largest empire ever seen until that point. What are you up to?
Unironically I think it will pump a little bit.
We just had the equivalent of a nuclear bomb dropping and the nikkei isn't even limit down yet
People still think this won't last for a good few months if not until next year until someone does something about it
anon there is no pricing in a 104% tariff on China. Industry completely grinds to a halt
I feel like my life keeps getting worse every day
Sometimes it's my fault
Sometimes it's not
But man... what the fuck?
Oh fuck not again... its over hes dumping. Ive been following along and every time i see that meme, btc has a round DROP soon after.
Just saw some vans go to walmart and pull all the chinese products off the shelves.
It hasn't open yet.
WAGMI
Yeah, theyre notoriously quick about things. I wouldnt worry about it.
Bros, reassure me. The bond market is scaring me
Playing dead by daylight, earning 250k/yr, holding LINK/AVAX, timing SOXL and passport broing in Asia.
I fucked my girl on the balcony today.
30 y yield absolutely going ballistic, bucker your anuses
There is no safety. Everything is red. Red forever. All hail red. Red like the Maoist Republicans.
reassure me
Huh, history books will talk about us long after we're gone!
shed fucking murder you
i think its safe to say now that there is no deep state or globohomo cabal ruling america
my girl won't put out lately because she's convinced she's fat and disgusting women are wild
Also godspeed for still being on the DBD train I burnt myself out on that shit back when Xenomorph was new
The bond market is scaring me
It's half Halloween, soon. So that would check out.
...into an early grave?
30 y about to crack 5% let's go
30 year soaring
China is selling everything I see
mother of God, this is japan dumping all their Tbills to buy up the Nikkei, that 1 trillion in Tbill they have to dump
I still have faith
How?who?what?
The deep state and globohomo cabals are the ones losing the most money right now, thus the transgenders astroturfing
Maybe, but then we’ll be reincarnated as an inchworm for wasting our lives on Anon Babble
If anything just stick around to see history unfold in front of us
Heres some cash frens. Print
Maybe that sad son of a bitch was right all along
Holy fuck, this day will be BLOOD RED. SPY to 460
it's a fucking 90 degree angle
rip
Getting destroyed and I'm not sure why.
crude oil futures down $4 today alone
RIP Russia, lmao
I've played on and off since launch ngl.
I was a new grad at the time and had a little LAN party with 2 friends before I moved countries to start a career.
Several years not playing it. Then actually a couple with no vidya, when I first moved back to Asia. Got a steam deck as a DBD machine a couple months ago and it's kino to have my gf watch my chases a only times a day.
I’m all in on this shit. Fuck china.
Trump is actually doing the needful
he doesn't know
Russia is definitely not signing a cease fire. They might as well just nuke Ukraine at this point
that kind of movement would be like 3 g forces of energy hitting you in the dick
Guys, cramer said its gonna be alright
Please lord,
Give me trannys,
Give me dei,
Give me the great placement
Give me feminism
Fuck this right shit fuck
that line
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WE GONNA DIE
I used to play in front of my gf too lol, she didn't care about queuing up but we're both horror fans so it was good fun. She loves SAW and Amanda so I'd mainly play piggu.
What the fuck is he doing?
NO NO NO NO NO NO
TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Bessent status?
this is all because of this orange jew
auto industry hit by US tariffs
meanwhile, I, a south american citizen, am looking to buy a car and everything is expensive and overpriced af.
I laugh at the amerimutts kysing themselves but FUCK the car industry.
Whats the big deal
/smg/ - Tranny Faggot Edition
It's all so tiring.
THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO HEAR
FUUUUUUCK
Someone explain quick
Join a government coup. It'll make you feel better.
Insane
10 year yield is inverse of price
Foreign investment is pulling out of treasuries at record speed
trvst the plan we will get lower rates soon
They aren't going to surrender they are going to wait for the US recession then by extension watch the aid plans for Ukriane downsize
Holy shit, it finally broke 5. After years. Go go go!
Then explain the numbers on my screen going up and down?
it means nobody wants to buy US debt
usually this goes down in a bear market and up in a bull market
the fact that it's going up in a bear market is very bad news
very very bad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
she didn't care about queuing up
Mine can't quite figure out one hand controlling legs and one controlling eyes/camera lol, so she's definitely not about to do a 3 gen chase or something.
Just watching, then go watch Halloween (2018), then suck me off, play a match, sleep
Your gf has good taste with SAW.
with the level of risk in stocks right now literally everyone is going to want to dump stocks to buy up 5% bonds
everyone is going to want to dump stocks to buy up 5% bonds
Apparently they aren't though.
it over x
I get it that they will soon, in all likelihood
Whats happening is stocks go down bonds go up usually
Whats happening right now is nobody wants to buy either bonds or stocks
the opposite is happening
everyone is pulling out of the US
is it true that ghoul is broken? i somehow find that funny as a fan of tokyo ghoul
yeah they're cashing out and putting it all in a nuclear bunker
has this ever happened before?
is this good or bad for jews?
This is bonds
They're good when shit go bad
Them going up mean things are so bad people arent even buying bonds
It's too late now.
Hopefully everyone goes to an ATM tomorrow and takes out as much of their savings as they can
Domesticity people will but japans alone is probably dumping 1 trillion tbills right now and everyone going to do the same thing, dump their bills holding to buy up their falling stock markets which is over 7 Trillion
bad(also bad for you)
This is going to absolutely fuck over the banks.
Industry completely grinds to a halt
Is the stuff that's shipped but stuck on ships gonna get tariffed when it arrives?
what are people doing holding dollhairs?
also bad for you
dont really care
My dude, you're witnessing the end of the dollar reserve currency system. The FED will announce its purchasing all the t-bills very shortly and it'll crater the value of the dollar in a way that you've never seen before.
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happy liberation day everyone!!!
No land acknowledgement
No pronouns
Xir should've been thanking Moot for allowing us this blessed place for which we post
China is selling loads of t bills too which probably explains part of it
Fed isnt doing shit till May
ho lee fuk these futures
Japanese (2chan) /stock/ thread
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women are entirely self-referential creatures, they don't even notice you're there when you're inside them, it's entirely an autoerotic experience in their head
NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE - WAACK!
lol
Can anyone read moonrunes and get a read of how they're handling things?
China is dumping it. Its finally happening!
That graph means bonds are going down the toilet you smoothbrained retard
Their images are so much better
FOR GOD SAKE OPEN THE TARIFF DOORS
THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED
Then make the fucking roads wider. How fucking complicated is that?
I swear europoors are addicted to gibs. Fucking shameless.
walkable cities is an indirect tariff against US autobmobiles
Wheres the live thread? link that desu
Blunder of the century and we're only 25y in
Theyre talking about companies that are not (or least) hit by Trump's tariffs
Its basically the same.
I can no longer sit back and allow Chinese infiltration, Chinese indoctrination, Chinese subversion and the international Chinese conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious balance of trade.
It seems that Americans want to make things like shoes, underwear, clothes, and manual farming, not high-tech products, so please don't get in their way
The japs are laughing at us...
I wish the deep state was real...
guys i'm holding nothing but cash, is this bad? idk what to do
crashing this plane
I mean every year has the same odds of worst mistake of the century happening
Maximum synchronization
completely change your country infrastructure so you can buy our cars
youre retarded
the stock crash may cause hedgies to dump their treasuries to cover their losses
Does that hiroshima guy still own this site?
Trump doesn't need to hear all this, he is a highly paid professional!
There's one guy screaming for truck-kun to come run him over and reincarnate him, kek
he doesnt know
Keeek. If anything trump 2 has proven it's that the deep state meme was wildly overblown
Yes, thats what I said you ape
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I EVEN BE FUCKING BUYING NOW?!?!?!
guys i'm holding nothing but cash, is this bad? idk what to do
No, that's good. You're the smartest one in the thread. When markets crash the economy goes through deflation and your cash gains relative value. Hold onto it for a year and see if you can buy the bottom, or use it to survive the coming Depression, whatever floats your boat.
everything is unwinding
its going to implode
i should've went all in on sqqq
oh well
rip the support down we go
not entirely wrong, every time i have to drive past the two people owning a silverado/ram in town i have to nudge over to the side a little since they barely fit in the lane
is this what draining the swamp means?
everyone dumps their treasuries
Absolutely apocalyptic of that happens
Lube, lots of lube
Maybe a cock cage for me
If oil goes below $50 a barrel they won't have time to wait for Ukraine to run out of weapons. This is excluding the effects of a global recession, which their economy is uniquely badly suited to weathering even if they hadn't burned half their liquid assets on a pointless war and had the other half frozen by Euros who will now see no reason not to seize them outright. Putin will be hanging from a lamppost before this time next year.
Shorts. It's gonna be summer soon after all
DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE, WHAT THE FUCK DO I FUCKING BUY NOW?!?!?
we're really that fucked huh?
It's straight cash right, not in a bank account, right?
I think he has the right idea
Depends on your situation. Having cash for emergencies is good. But do you have more than you need for emergencies and you want to save for retirement in a few decades?
Lmao, what do you buy if treasuries aren't a haven? Gold?
Dry food, gun, ammo, level 4 plates and a good carrier if you can find one
No, its not. You said “them” (bonds) up, not yields up
Yes.
we know, retard
we got great depression bank runs before gta 6
He is going to make the call the moment the U.S. moves to seize the Panama Canal. Get ready.
How long can they last at sub 50?
its in a savings, i rotated out of stocks this morning. don't tell me bank runs are going to be a thing pls
shutting tariffs down... attempting tariff shutdown... it's not... it's not shutting down! it's not- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Buying an "immigration lawyer"'s services to leave the US by any means necessary.
Others are suffering, but none are going to suffer more than the states.
Same. Gonna have to make do with 1/3 my portfolio, but I'm starting to worry about my job.
SCARED MONEY DONT MAKE MONEY NIGGA
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as long as the world is not being nuked banks are fully insured up to a few hundred k
Hell yea suffering builds character
the magatard conception of the "deep state" was always retarded
this time they wanted trump
but i am a schizophrenic
don't tell me bank runs are going to be a thing pls
LMAO
It's looking pretty bad, probably worse than COVID because these issues won't simply go away.
So, the 90's really were the best times after all
Yes
FUCK I STILL HAVE CASH IN CD ACCOUNTS, SHOULD I JUST TAKE IT ALL OUT?!?!
What if bongald just says "nah I'm not doing that"
I love the first SAW but the others are hit or miss for me. She was an Ari aster horror fan but I made her watch the original wicker man and afterward she said “well I guess midsommar didn’t really need to be made”
like the boomers would ever know about it
No idiot
he will die
If you voted for this kill yourself pathetic rural poorfag trash
I swear to god we fucked up bigly when inventing things like quantum physics because we actually accidentally how to perform a very crude form of magic with atomic bombs not just blowing shit up but also cursing the land it touches.
RUN TO YOUR BANK NOW AND WITHDRAW IT! BRING A GUN IF YOU NEED TO
Spanish pieces of eight.
fuck you tranny bitch
voting doesnt matter
I've been looking at Portugal's golden passport, only need to invest 250k
I'm enjoying my day like any other day.
you're fucked dude.
the hero we needed, but the hero we didn't deserve.
Alright I’m going to bed I need to wake up early and see if I lose everything
Euros seize them
Saudis literally threatened to start selling their Bonds if they touched Russian assets and Belgians said no
context
kek, fucking spot on
cope cleetus
If the Democrats hadn't gone woke they could've won the election, but then they'd have pushed for war with Russia which would have probably killed us all. The key thing is to see if Trump can stay out of Taiwan. He might try to kill us all there.
This shows that it clearly does. And it's just starting.
Their new thread: (because it's fast as fuck)
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Burgers voted for this.
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, i wonder how the republican party will survive after Trump
Come on in
dow futures below -700 even at midnight when most traders are asleep
yowza
lmao retard. going woke should have been the least of your concerns. you chose chaos. bathe in the blood.
I can't tell if I'm being memed or not.....
should i take my money out? i think they only allow 10k withdrawals
You should be more concerned about your country than a party
What if everyone pulled out their money because they weren't sure about the tariffs and needed to withdraw anyway to invest in different things still within America? That might imply that once everything settles people will start buying things expected to moon in the new economy. I'm open to the fact that it might be suboptimal growth but there could be benefits too. I'm doubting recession, I just don't see anywhere to compete with America, everyone is collapsing and folding. Trump's probably get his way in a lot of deals.
1960 to 1980 was the best time period
damn. i want to post naked anime women :(
I did, I also live in a swing state
Im from dc, have a masters in math, make 6 figs remote as a software engineer, didnt vote for this, but am all cash and happy this is happening. everyone that got hooked on this retard market for the past 2 years is finally going to burn, while i buy everything from them so they can afford coffee and the newest iphone. everyone seething brings nothing but joy to my face
how does that make you feel?
how quickly is retail prices going up going into effect?
You willingly gave your money to a bank? How could anyone be this gullible?
Kamala wanted war with Russia and to throw Trump in prison, we would've seen civil war and/or WW3 tranny-kun.
You are fine, it will take a few more days for people to realize how fucked everything is so you have time to withdrawal, probably
mfw i realize there's a small but real chance we might have to start differentiating 'bank cash' vs 'mattress cash' this month
Nice
and to throw Trump in prison
in retrospect was she really wrong?
invest in the stock market in 1989 because it only goes up
35 years later
your meager gains are erased by a fat orange retard who thinks buying stuff means you're getting ripped off
What a joke of a stock index
Vatnik detected
Don't you have some mud to go die in?
an opportunity to stab magatard's heads on a pike?!? zwow! sign me up kamalamama!
my nikkei calls are getting HEEMED live
Buttcorn recoovering nicely
I know it's bad now but it would have been way worse!
You realize this is a coping mechanism, I wonder if you are self aware enough to recognize this.
kneepads or rope
choose your path wisely
"Not long" would be my guess. They're basically a gas station with an army and their economy is already in the shitter.
The type of leverage that sort of stunt had in economically stable times is gone now. Just watch. It's free money just sitting there in the middle of a financial meltdown, there's no way they won't take it.
Not going to happen. Companies cant pass on tariffs to consumers no matter how much they try to say they can.
Just fyi.
In my 35 years of existence surviving 3 market crashes and however many “once in a lifetime events”, 2 wars, and all the other stupid shit I’ve done,
I have NEVER seen a bigger bunch of crying hysterical than you faggots in this thread right now. They should have never gave you niggers money. That is all and please kill yourself.
Polident is getting tariffed btw
millennial
Uh, have you looked in the mirror. Go buy some Funko Pop, faggot.
yep
Why do our politicians seem like buffoons compared to Singapore's?
who else is gonna slurp tomorrow
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incoming pharmaceutical tariffs
xi gonna whip out his cock
europe still hasn't done anything
I'm still waiting
europe still hasn't done anything
Oh fucking christ
europe will bend the knee, they wont work with the chiacoms when push comes to shove, they need us to live
MIGAtardation
if europe betrays us we're going to invade them for it, they dont hold the cards
Option chain premiums are favoring calls over puts for spy
You won't do shit faggot.