/GME/ - Ninja Gaiden II Edition

Oh NOW he comes out of the woodwork to bake the thread d

phonetic ooo id

This is going to be a great week.

God forbid the baked gets some pussy every once in a while and misses a bake

IDK I just like my GME shares. What are you offering?
Impossible. They only hire homosexuals.

Abso-fucking-lutely

GME red in overnight

A perfect time to slurp.

i didnt know people actually bought Anon Babble passes wtf this is some leddit shit

I want to stay home from work tomorrow so I can kek the hedgies with all my bros.

MFW CLINT is also a logonigger

You just know :^)

checked.

imagine sitting around in a circle jerk waiting for /GME/ to hit page ten just to spam a bunch of threads to push /GME/ off into page 11.

Checked
Checking the checker

muh negative beta

notice how NOBODY is talking about how gameclint is down 7 fucking percent right now LMAO

inb4 nnnnnnnoooooo that's heckin robinhood nnnnnnooooooo

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$3200

who the fuck cares. My portfolio changes that much when gme goes up $0.01

y...yea?

No it doesn't. You do not have 320,000 shares currently worth $10.72 million.

$10

How much did you lose on your shitty stocks baggie? Still holding SOXL?

GME is closing green again tomorrow lol

Were literally higher than that right now, you will not be invited to Caroline’s GME gang bang

the throating will continue

muh SOXL

this shit is as sad as clintoris claiming everyone kekking baggots went all in on FTX LMAO

namedrop other stock than GME

find the retard, enjoy your succeful and strong market crafted by the greatest man tomorow

Lot of people getting haircuts today

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

What happens if SOXL goes to 0?

ayo wrong reply

*JAPANESE FINANCE MINISTER KATSUNOBU KATO SPEAKS IN TOKYO
*KATO: URGING INVESTORS TO STAY CALM

Odds we see moass before the end of the month this time? Be nice to not worry about this while I have limited phone access for 3 months

RC about to slurp the mother of all cheapies

Cool, a Global Heeming. Half the suburb is blasting music, the other half has ambulances racing past every 2 minutes.

translation:

please stop selling oh god oh fuck

KEK BAGGIES

Imagine parking a Warthog on so many grenades that it has the potential energy to achieve escape velocity.

It's all pretty boring until somebody chucks a sticky.

Save the math for the tax man.

OH MY GOD I TOOK OUT A HELOC TO GO ALL IN ON SOXL RIGHT BEFORE LOGGING ONTO Anon Babble TO KEK /GME/ BAGGIES IN BIZ AND NOW I'M RUINEDDDDDDDDDDDD

Chinks know Americans are suckers for imaginary internet money

SPY -12%
GME +150%
tomorrow I do believe

HOW DO I GET MY SOXL MONEY BACK BROS I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO /GME/ AND WENT ALL IN ON GME AT $300 HALF A DECADE AGO FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCKKKKK

STAY CALM

SPY down 3%

GME down 6%

what happened to the niggertive beta

I buy the whole etf.
It's going to be a great buy after the dust settles, anyway.
Just, not now. Leveraged funds suffer more from daily losses, it's going to get way worse.

KEK BAGGIES

Damn. Gme literally cannot go below $20.

Guys I need my tendies like tomorrow

could i interest you in another half a decade of waitfagging instead?

9pm before monday

being spammed by jeet shills

ok NOW it's happening

9pm

hello richard

Like I said, being spammed. I'm not a lesbian.

yeah you're not a lesbian, your daughter isn't a male, and moass is tomorrow
gotcha

brace for impact
x.com/jimcramer/status/1908590993307296180

LE

INVERSE

CRAMER

MEME

redditors:

Oh fuck it's over.

leave out to go drink

come back home

all sorts of based posts in the gme threads.

Thanks brothers. If you don't mind, tell my family and some zoomer named Griffin happy birthday. My family's (including mines) were very recent and Griffin's was today. Please and thank you!

Fun Fact: The reason why the hotdogs stayed 1 dollar for so long is because the founder threatened the ceo. Source: Me.

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

I've never been so fucking comfy bros

Fuck

wtf this beat slaps fr fr
youtube.com/watch?v=Slk5FDfHN-o

"i can't wait"

*waits for half a decade*

KEK

holy fucking kek can we just take a fucking moment here to acknowledge this

The hook is pretty catchy.

youtube.com/watch?v=J6dl8Gicvv0&list=RDJ6dl8Gicvv0&start_radio=1

kanye is single-handedly putting the final nail in the coffin of the past decade of gay cancel culture through the power of catchy fucking melodies
this nigga really got me boppin to "all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler" on Anon Babble on a school night
wagmi

jannies need not do the sneedful i am simply quoting lyrics to this beautiful song and this cultural paradigm shift is in fact financially related to gamestop stock
hope this helps

Fuck jannies

Caroline
See Caroline, all the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, now even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down to Mars girls
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like boo boo boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo boo boo
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like boo boo boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo boo boo
Caroline
See she's the reason for the word 'Bitch'
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to baller or singer
Or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash, into a ditch, just bad
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like boo boo boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo boo boo

Smell ya tomorrow stinky :)

based

can't stop being a faggot for two seconds to come together and appreciate kanye dropping absolute heaters while the crash to end all crashes to end this gay market is finally happening

you're ngmi and i will literally make more money off of gamestop than you ever will
fag

newfags itt (caroliniggers) unironically believe i've posted in this thread every single day for half a decade with absolutely no financial incentive
your only saving grace is that you're not a namefag posting personal info itt like a massive retard (clint)
or worse, a public figure like dick and sneeds
numerous, firm, congratulatory handshakes will be delivered once the dust settles

Sisters what happens if we go down with the market ?

I have now come to a realization from pic related that I (and by extension all of us here in this thread) are in grave financial danger regarding my (and your) investment in GME with book entry shares held electronically with their transfer agent Computershare.

I am going to request my physical certificates tomorrow first thing in the morning via a phone call or using the help support chat line.

I actually feel so fucking sick over this I can't believe how retarded I am especially seeing as I was the one who grilled computershares chat jannie over the difference of book vs plan years ago ...

i doubt its going to be immediate anon, patience wait for it to play out.

nobody tell him...

holy fuck it just keeps dumping
look at fucking tesla LOL
please let tomorrow be the REAL black monday
it would be so funny

It's an expression of eager anticipation, Mr ESL

Last chance to get GME at a discount.
Then we're off to the moon!

Wut?

That when the global financial system blows the fuck up that they're still taking our drs book form shares as easily as broker shares because they're still both only "security entitlements".

DRS FUD back on the table. Moona soona.

I only have 150 bucks or so on hand, so I'll grab 7 or so shares if they're still around 20 bucks tomorrow.

I would be willing to bet all my 1200 odd shares in this moment that RC, in his own private corporate entity he holds ownership of his shares (where he is his own secured creditor) holds them in paper certificate form and not electronically in book form.

I'm going to take control of my shares and have them in hand good luck nigger !

whew

he holds them personally now
he holds a large amount of shares in a brokerage account so he can buy shit load of stocks on margin in the coming days
get with the times girlfriend

Drops 13f that they bought in btc at 84k last week

lord have mercy

Diogenes maxxing is the way.
I don't think a single namefag has taken.

latest they can delay reporting is tomorrow if they bought BTC the day after closing the raise

gme tanking with the market today after ripping against it last friday

you just know...

"There are now no property rights to securities held in book-entry form in any jurisdiction, globally." The first Chairman and Ceo of the Depository Trust Corp. the beginning of book entry, as in stocks held electronically, as in computershare holding my drs shares electronically, for 22 years was a career cia glownigger use your fucking brain retard !

he holds a large amount of shares in a brokerage account

So a large amount of his shares are custodial and in the event of his custodian dying the secured creditor of the custodian gets his shit regardless of whether or not he had other collateral backing for his margin ?

Which means no filing = decent buy in price.

Everyone panicking about the stock market crash and black monday when GME will be green today. Margin calls forcing hedge funds to liquidate their shorts to cover their long position losses. XRT blown up and being on RegSho implies the SHF are losing control of suppressing GME.

my mind is thinking they would just file after doing it without delay since they dont care if a filing tanks the price, so balls are telling me they havent bought any btc yet, so still 1.5b in the bank

notice how biz traffic has gone up this much at these odd hours of the night (for people in the USA, which is the majority of traffic). They will bombard with shill activity, we are not getting significant happenings until RC restructures BBBY, which is held up by bad actors in the courts.

AYO SHUT THE FUCK UP
IT'S FAT NIGGA SEASON!
(fatrc.jpeg)

Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that we have surpassed 2020. May Christ be with you

GME will be green today

it's currently dumping about twice as hard as SPY kek
you're a certified fag

on friday we didnt start the climb until a few hours into the trading day
calm down and have patience

Good.
I have some spare cash to dump into the stock before MOASS.
Gonna leave my descendants something to rebuild with.

Based and upvote.

64% book value

I hope it does crash to $20 so i can slurp more shares but in the long run the price will rise as the suppression methods from SHF deteriorate during a bear market

he added the bond money to the book value while ignoring the bond debt

reddit moment

Oh no, Gamestop collects $1.5 billion interest free then returns the money back in 5 years while investing it on acquisitions

official theme songs for black monday 2.0:

youtu.be/J6dl8Gicvv0?si=5VvDH4nf4HT_4smG

youtu.be/ctaZ45zxAeo?si=385f1xl0kRhOW28W

see you on the other side fags

tries to smugpost after i point out why he's being a retard

"if there's no interest on a loan then we can actually just ignore the principle"

TRD

I've been buying 100$ worth of gme every week since january of 2021 and put 500$ into it in december of 2020. I'm at a little more than 30k worth of it right now. Even if it never squeezes I've turned this shit into my retirement account strictly for the lulz and I'm doing a hell of a lot better than I would've done just buying spy like a boomer. Frankly I hope Trump does even more tariffs and crashes this plane with no survivors just because it'll be funny as fuck when we're still at 80$ a share pre-split valuation while niggas on wallstreet are jumping out of high rises.

My only financial regrets in the last four years are not putting more into lunc to ride the green dildo after it crashed, turned a hundred bucks into a little more than three grand and bought more GME with most of the profits. I've turned memes into being able to daytrade without restriction if I wanted to and outperformed the market doing so. I hope clownworld and the clownmarket honks even fucking harder than it already has, just so I can laugh even harder than I already have. The money would just be the cherry on top.

If the half a grand I threw into bbbyq turns into something real I'll probably laugh so hard I shit my pants. If the squeeze actually happens with GME I'll need diapers for the rest of my life after I prolapse my guts out kekking my sides to the center of the milky way.

30k

retirement account

the half a grand I threw into bbbyq

if this were anywhere else other than /gme/ this post would be bait holy fucking kek

OMG RYAN SHORTED BTC @84K WITH X100 LEVERAGE

the most based thing ryan could do is take that 1.3 billion and short amc kek

Based.

Sorry, that was me

kek crypto baggie

You are absolutely retarded and you are gonna make it regardless. This is who hedgies are losing to

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

Oooo already back to 23

perpare the ledgies

Drop the price to $15 please so DFV can buy 90 million shares

Niggerfaggot finally dropped the larp. Moass must really be upon us.

youtube.com/watch?v=cKtYy9NcuW8

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING MOASS!

Happy market monday and WAGMI to all anons ITT and a very ledge yourselves to all hedgecucks, i will piss on Mister Griffins grave when this saga is over. Also Caroline, shut the fuck up. Soon, justice will come for everyone.

temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews

This alliance has gone on long enough

This, so much this. If I could updoot here, I would smash it, okay? I’d smash it like you’ve never seen before, like the world has never seen anything like this. Many, many times, believe me. Everybody’s talking about it, it’s that good."

I have also blown dudes/10 ++++ Updoots comment.