/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm new to Anon Babble and just came to check if you guys are shorting the stock market or do you have to have a lot of money to begin with to short?

oneechao

Ok this is based

i bought a ton of puts and moved all my long positions into inverse ETFs back in late january because im not a retard. i dont like buying shorts directly because of the kike games with squeezes and fake green bounces

i didn't know there was a way to protect yourself while, in essence, shorting. Good job, man.

sad I sold my 435 qqq puts exp on 11th on Friday expecting a squeeze on Monday, shouldn't have doubted the desire for a black Monday 2. oh well still doing pretty well either way.

Most of her stuff is on Insta and TikTok, enjoy

dont worry we still got another 70% in the nasdaq to drop. if you want to be rich try to buy as long dated as you can afford instead of weekly, this dump could take a couple months to play out

Built for big black cock

id stick my dick in hot tar just fuck her

I don't want to fuck her you just know she's for the streets, I want to see her getting railed and impregnated from behind by a 8 inch big black cock

youtu.be/yge311sFhC8

i do business with some of these companies
but now they're all gonna go outta business

sometimes you have to take
YOUR MEDICINE

how much of my 401k should i put into bonds

Get out of my stock market

Anyone know any other overvalued garbage that I can short besides Tesla? Going to short the Russell 2000 as well.

how much of my 401k should i put into bonds

it depends

SOXL baggie reporting in

Fuck investing I'm going to buy a new everything and see if I can ride out this recession/depression instead

...futres have recovered a lil bit
maybe there's a chance...

Calls on WD-40. Lots of assholes will need lubrication in the coming weeks.

Interesting the Russell 2000 is crashing less than the S&P 500. You'd think small caps would get absolutely raped by tariffs, but they seem to be holding up a lot better than the mega caps.

add your prediction for tomorrow

strawpoll.com/6QnMQDLN7ne

How's Nikkei doing?

Alphabet Inc. And Apple lol especially Apple guys are propped up by AD and play store revenue

Nominal wages in Japan rose 3.1% year-on-year in February 2025, picking up from a downwardly revised 1.8% increase in January and matching market expectations. The stronger wage growth offered a positive signal for the domestic economy, which faces growing pressure from global trade tensions.

Imagine being the Japanese, finally fixing your economy with the last couple years and building some growth after 30 years of stagflations...

JUST to get RAPED by your biggest ally

So what are the odds we hit two circuit breakers tomorrow?

Cope

Probably because they have less international exposure, but that's not gonna help them much in a recession.

So what are the odds we hit two circuit breakers tomorrow?

5.3% we hit two
12.8% we hit one

anybody predicting only 5% is absolutely retarded

That's my prediction because I think the real dump will happen Wednesday and Thursday, after the tariffs go live.

Google has a 19 p/e, it's already way too cheap. I'm looking for meme stocks.

Yes sir, right away sir, that nasty dilapidated and condemned building is all yours, sir.

why would the US markets be spared of what is happening to every other market today?

that's what they get for anime

I'm thinking -8% at closing

Wages were getting outpaced by inflation anyways. Being a Jap is misery.

Other markets are catching up to what happened last Weds / Thurs / Fri. Especially Taiwan, which was closed those days.

everyone is gradually realizing trump holds all the cards.
heh.
go fish.

Good take. Lots of analysts are still putting out press statements like "these numbers are only likely if the tariffs get walked back", so a lot of them still think Trump has no balls. If we actually go through with them, we'll dump even harder.

strawpoll.com/6QnMQDLN7ne

Where's "zero"?

When did smg become reddit?

we are so back

Japan wasn't closed
Australia wasn't closed
Everybody else wasn't close and they are all crashing hard

Maybe a small dump. Markets are already shitting themselves violently, not sure much worse it could get.

Patrician

why does the stupid fucking japanese index close during lunch

The factories are on hold or being scrapped

Brilliant

O wari da... Waygu des ne?

he thinks buying and selling will be exactly the same

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0

It can definitely get worse. Situations like this trade on probabilities. The probability still has a ways to go before it reaches 100% priced in.

gomenasorry
tanaka needs to finish his bento

Up 7%

it's short term pain in exchange for long term pain

I bought.

You have to buy too.

If we all buy we can end this TODAY.

Google has a 19 p/e, it's already way too cheap

is goog an unironic buy

Oil is below the price where new projects are profitable in the US too, so drilling unless they double subsidies.

Wtf this is bad news

Whats the easiest way to get out of a lease? If i lose my job they are required to let me out right?

reminder this is a bear market until next year at LEAST
ONLY midterms will change this

mumu for the love of god put down the bottle

I already bought
(on wednesday lol)

If i lose

If

This is only the beginning. Trump literally nuked the US economy. The American Century is over

wait for 14

Sure, but wednesday and thursday are very far away. If we continue dumping at the rate we've dumped last week, there won't be much of a market left to short.

You signed a contract. Read the contract.

the hang seng is down 10 and a half percent right now man

it aint gonna be anybody's century

Reminder that EU haven't even announced their retaliatory tariffs yet

I need someone to explain this image to me

-20% per day for the next 5 days DESU

When are we getting those 10k byd cars

I forgot about that
Is it too late to buy puts?

They learned nearly a century ago
Do we need to learn again?

Ill just disappear, whats the worst they could do, send a debt collection to find me over some fucking rent? Lmao ill just ignore them

guys it's so easy
just move back in with your parents, for a maximum of five years, and put all of your money into the stock market DCA style
and then in 10-15 years when the market recovers you can afford to live on your own again at the ripe age of 40, taking full advantage of all the fruits of your labor

They're bureaucrats, it'll take them a week or two. They only "just" announced the retaliatory tariffs for steel from a few weeks ago.

whats that little thing on the right?

neither have canada or mexico

we're closing green you dumb nigger

the emperor never came to save him

Canada and Mexico already did. They just didn't announced any extra ones so far

Tesla is now 219$, time to buy?

Apologize.

pre-4/2 don't count

But I'm already in my late 30s.

Tesla is going to sub 150. There may be days where it spikes back up 5% every once in a while, but the downtrend for tesla will.continue.

i think the real panic is going to come from zibabwe's 500% tariff on KFC

still a 117 pe

god what an unbelievably fake company

now would be a perfect time to bomb iran
just fuck my shit up

Who would really kill themselves after a paper loss god just shut up with your fake ass hysteria fearmongering bullshit.

Buy the news, we already know tariffs are happening why would they change anything worse than a freaking 18% drop, might as well buy here and see what they actually do with earnings reports.

We still have the best economy the other countries are shitting and farding. People who sold Hang Seng and Germany will just come back and get these sick cheapies. Trump is going to get fucking insane deals and flip the table on the game board.

Anon there are no new tariffs on Canada and Mexico announced on the liquidation day

I did this after university and now I'm stuck living at home with a large portfolio

Not really, it's just that IWM has been falling since November where as the SPX has been falling only since late February. If you're talking about falling from the peaks though IWM is still down 28% from its top, where as SPX is down 20% from its top by comparison. IWM is a more forward looking and leading indicator than the SPX, so nothing too unusual here.

Auto tariffs apply.

you can still move in with your parents
you're too young to have a gf, wife, family
it's time to go back home, young man

it's america, he can just walk away.

the 10% base and auto, steel, aluminum etc?

Someone get that man to stop posting

Those ones aren't 'new', they predate the ones from last week. It's the auto tariffs which are the only new ones on Canada and Mexico.

Trump is going to get insane deals

Literally said his issue is trade deficit

Fucking MIGA really doesn't hear what he says don't you ?

The stock market is forward looking, they're pricing all this in right now.

oh...
he's literally trying to destroy the country isn't he?

lmao

Did that anon ever buy the baba stock?

nikkei wants to domp again

This is the most obvious forced shakeout possible, even more obvious than covid.

That's going to triple or more in a recession.

they're pricing all this in right now.

No they are not.
We are not even priced in to the US tariffs, people unironically still believe Trump will cuck before the deadline which is why we haven't hit all 3 circuit breaks on Thursday

tfw trump doesn't know it's the country with the trade deficit that actually has the upper hand

the 10% and autos are absolutely new
they just didnt get reciprocals

Stellantis has already shut down their plant in Windsor, unlikely it'll be coming back. I'd imagine he'll end up caving on the car tariffs but who the fuck knows at this point

I have some BABA I bought at $70 last fall

Can anyone explain why my shov is tanking? I thought this was supposed to be risk free.

He isn't getting Tik tok or Panama then and they are sure as hell not going to help on Ukriane or Iran

Just in: President Trump says he will not make a deal with Mattingly until he shaves his sideburns

You dumped a week ago, I hope?

The 10% base doesn't apply to Canada or Mexico.

hes just listening to this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Navarro#Trade_deficits

Ok good luck "buying the news" retard. I'm sure you and every hair brained first time "investor" has the same bright idea.

nothing is risk free, especially for stocks
its risk free in a trump free world

kek ;)

says he spoke to a lot of leaders and tech ceos

was actually playing golf all weekend

even his lies are getting more retarded

downward pressure is back in general
china now -11%

nope

Technically foreigners can't even own Chinese stock, would China ever just nullify all the foreign pseudo-ownership when shit hits the fan?

SOXL will breach satans digits of 6.66 tomorrow you have been warned

we already know tariffs are happening why would they change anything

A lot of people still think Trump's going to deflect on it. Postpone them, reduce them, negotiate them down, something. He's not, but people think he's going to. Once they realize that no, he's actually doing these things, it's going to be a a slaughter.

curse you satan

...futres have recovered a lil bit

maybe there's a chance...

a change for me to buy puts higher on open

The only question now is what will it take for the markets to actually realize this isn't some 5d chess.

It's a possibility, but it's our own US government that'd likely tell me I can't own it first. That's how it went with Russia.

How accurate is this?

Tony: "You see this fuckin' shit? Market's down ten percent. Ten fuckin' percent! My waste management consultancy is taking a hit."

Silvio: "It's those tariffs, Tone. Trump's squeezing the Chinese like they owe him big."

Paulie: "I'll tell you somethin' about the Chinese. They invented tariffs. Sun Tzu, the Chinese Prince Machiabelli. I seen it on the History Channel."

Chrissy: "That don't sound right, Paulie. Machiavelli was Italian."

Paulie: "Watch it, Chrissy! I'm making a point here!"

Tony: "Which one of you stunads voted for this prick anyway? My 401K is turning into a 201K over here."

Silvio: "I'm not saying I did… but uh, Kamala, Biden, they ain't exactly friends of our thing, Tone."

Paulie: "Hey! I voted for what's good for business. How was I supposed to know he'd fuck with the imports? I got a guy bringing in those Italian suits through Jersey port!"

Chrissy: "I thought those suits came from your cousin in Patterson."

Paulie: "Fuck you talking about? They're from Milan!"

Tony: "Jesus Christ. So you did vote for him."

Furio: "Americans..."

Paulie: "At least I voted! This wise guy over here probably couldn't find the polling station if it was next to a heroin dealer."

Chrissy: "Alright, alright, yeah, I didn't vote. I fucked up, but it ain't on me!"

Silvio: "Well, what can we do? We gotta do what we've always done, get rich."

Tony: "And how the fuck are we supposed to get rich when this orange prick is tanking the whole economy with his Twitter fingers?"

Patsy: "Tony, hey..."

Junior walks in

Junior: "Christ, could hear you hens all the way from my car! You want to know who to blame? Blame all of you! In my day, we didn't vote for celebrities. We voted for whoever the boss told us to vote for!"

Tony: "Here we go…"

Junior: "Nixon understood our thing. This new guy? He thinks he's a tough guy because he fired people on TV. He never had the makings of a two-term president, believe me, back when Angie Dickinson..."

Everyone groans

just wait for today and we'll know

This

what will it take for the markets to actually realize this isn't some 5d chess

About 72 hours at this point

Buy PSQ, it just inverses the Nasdaq. A nice little easy baby’s first short. Anytime the Nasdaq falls 5% you gain 5%, it’s just a normal stock like any other.

Well it would kill the least productive 10%, so it's actually good for the economy.

Depends how hard the administration doubles down on the tariff messaging, could be sooner.

finally fixing your economy with the last couple years

you mean crashing the yen and making all citizens poor so that foreign investors and a select few export company CEOs profit from nikkei going up?

looked it up you're right the base doesn't count because that's part of the reciprocal package, but the auto tariffs do and Canada did announce retaliation for them Thursday though you're right

so you're saying we need more fentanyl

they should've had babies and started families, simple as

could be sooner

nope
people won't believe it until it actually happens

JERRY ONLY STAYED A COUPLE MONTHS
IT'S HARD TO ENJOY YOURSELF WHILE BLEEDING OUT THE ASS
ASPHYXIATION IS SIMPLE AND FAST
IT BEATS SEVENTEEN FUN YEARS OF BEING SOMEONE'S BITCH

trump quadrupling down on his position

and what does google produce? ads? for consumers who are financing their pizzas now?

How's Nikkei doing?

Better than the Hangseng

I don’t know who’s buying a Tesla. How many A political / right wing consumers want an electric car?

The next Hunt brother

The whole thing is such a mess nobody can really be expected to keep track of it. And the Canadian retaliation is only on non compliant vehicles, which I guess translates into imports into the US then imported into Canada. It's fucked

he already did it
the fact that he keeps saying it over and over again at this point is more evidence that he might back out last second than go through with it but I have no hope regardless

is the chinese on their lil lunch break?

they needed jerome

I bought 300k worth 3 weeks ago. I’m selling first thing tomorrow. Jumping on SQQQ.

there are people who still think that cutting rates would do anything to stop or even slow this

This is going to happen once again.

youtube.com/watch?v=bluUxKIB4pA

will never happen
jews would crucify that nigger so fast
only way it happens is if China does it like its the 16th century again

Soooooo what are we buying tommorow

This, so fucking this.
Don’t get my hopes up!
My favourite is being told I can’t sell it. I have 280k in a Russian Goldmine I can’t get rid of. Solidcore.

I think the nikkei is a pretty good indicator of what we’ll look like tomorrow

what am i looking at

toilet paper

Lunchpauze

kek german is such a meme language

Dow futures -3.00%

He's really doing it bros. America is back. God bless President Trump.

Is this a biofoid? If so, I want my nut back

Go sell low, and go buy high

Just to watch the markets crash and die

These economists they see no wrong

In pumping, pumping

Pumping, pumping

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping all day long

Yeah!

They go on pumping till at last

Pumping all year makes it fat

The worship patterns on their chart

Expecting growth with no jumpstart

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping all day long

Boomercrypto

Boomercrypto

Boomercrypto

Boomercrypto

For years and years they pump away

The bubble grows bigger every day

And with one great tremendous pop

The cucks they watch the market drop

And now that pensions have gone away

These cucks are losing their 401k

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping all day long

Pumping, pumping

Pumping, pumping

Pumping, pumping all day long

ropes
perfect scalping opportunity, they'll be at a premium in a few months

Weird futures is only 3% though?

thats a penis

Boomers talk business when playing golf

kneepads

You are an actual homosexual if you look at that and your first thought is that it's a man

tfw own 1/3rd of a house and can't sell it

No. Fuck President Trump

That's swamp german, not regular german.

so which foreign leaders and tech ceos were in the tournament with him?

Slurptards can’t decide what they want to do with all this fluctuation

its over bros

people who slurp go all in on one stock usually and then theres nothing they have left, and then they watch and wait

dumping my entire port into SVIX and not looking for half a year

Cry more libtard!

25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?

28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?

31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?

32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

Dont worry, its just money. It might go up, it might go down, but freaking out wont do any good.

I have no stocks when do I start buying the stocks that will be pumped after crashing? What stocks will the rich pump up?

you'd think with how many corrupt billionaires there are, they'd be trying to find ways to get trump out of office and in prison.

its just money

lol

it might go up

lol

the rich usually buy indexes because they can afford to wait now, less work too

it doesn't work that way

Im buying Lockheed. No matter what happens, Lockheed will ALWAYS come out on top.

Dont worry, its just money.

youtube.com/watch?v=xEk-sVHa5Z0

buy DJT obviously Donald J Trump will pump his own company the hardest
go all in at open

soxl gang wwa tomorrow

Billionaires are globalists, they don't care if a country destroys itself, they can always move on to the next one after scavenging its corpse.

They are fucked worse then Boeing lol since f35 is getting rugged by Trump admin and Boeing will both 6th gen fighter contacts guaranteed

I need it to hit 21 to be in the green lol

Not with their exports up in the air.

Circuit Breakers for tomorrow morning .

Level 1 = 4,718.89 (7%)
Level 2 = 4,414.45 (13%)
Level 3 = 4,059.26 (20%)

3x during Covid we hit the 7% threshold moments after the open.

We pause 15 minutes
13% pause 15 minutes.
20% close for the day.

Clickety Clack. Click. Clack. Clack. Clack. Click. Clickety. Clack.

Almost like rootless cosmopolitans...

oh we're religionposting now
yeah we're nowhere near the bottom yet

If I add pronouns to my social media will I be spared on opening?

Why would they? This collapse is good for them.

Land acknowledgements, now.

you just look this up on investopedia, sport?

imagine the ampunt of loosh generated and converted into money in the billionaires pockets if say all drinking water was privatized.

billionaires don't just exploit their freedom, they actively try to make things as bad as possible for the 99% in order to get payed

If the market crashes hard there will be a war which = Lockheed goes up
If the market recovers then we make money anyway

Boeing got the 6th gen contract

Boeing is a shitheap of a company. Lockheed makes UFOs. Thats my reasoning anyway.

My uncle works at stock market. He told me.

Its a fugazi its not real

*amount

this

Oh I see it's good to have an insider like that.

American market crashes

Global market crashes even harder

I can't wait for foreign money to flood into our markets because we're the least fucked.

I-I live on indigenous bipoc lands
Please spare me

todays gonbe good
big bear cock is back in town and the stores are all out of lube

If it hits 7 I’m buying 550k worth. Than putting the rest of my scraps into SQQQ, and slowly transferring to TQQQ as targets hit.

Did you apologize for any microaggressions you may have made against BIPOC/LGBTQIA+ folks?

tomorrow

That's too late, rip

underrated, but its length is not suitable for /smg/posting

i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe...

If I capitulate to the Uber rich elite market manipulators, will they give me gibs?

Yes

Faggot couldn’t even wear the Jersey!

it's 1am in new york
which means it's only 8.5 hours until the world ends foreber :DDD
how could i possibly sleep i'm so excited

tencent -10.8

xiaomi -15.25

byd -14.25

HKR -12.8

lenovo -19.7

bloodbath

Nothing will happen

I swore I’d never touch China again after Xi’s last meltdown. No idea what I was thinking.

He did this for literally no reason.

lenovo -19.7

Holy Jesus what the fuck

Bros.... I don't feel so good

Don’t get yourself too hyped up today will probably be more boring than we think

What’s baba?

imagine the amount of loosh trump generates by tanking the economy. He's gonna be super mega rich after this.

wanted to get into stocks after the first leaf tariffs were announced

started to open a questtrade account but got scared

had questtrade calling me for 5 days after asking if I needed help completing my profile

mfw Ill get calls tomorrow but won't sign up to hold their bag

Been pooping very well, very easily, lots of poop recently. Very auspicious sign for us bros. Means lots of waste will be expelled. Much to be gained

-9.8

they were closed last thursday/friday

dis nigga eatin FIBER

Sell my UVIX tomorrow then ride SQQQ for a month?

ALL IN ON LOCKHEED

Who you got, /smg/?

Yikes! Thanks.

Hey stock market anons, can anyone reply to my thread or tell me what you think about DoorDash stock?

I feel that since they don't import anything as a company, that they should be a resilient stock with the tariffs. Same with Uber and Lyft and other service based gig economy stocks, what are your thoughts?

Wtf Sisters???????

I’m setting some short term targets but that’s essentially my plan. Dropping fractions out to tqqq the deeper it goes.

Sell and take profits. A win is a win.

Wouldn't people order that shit less in a recession?

plastics recycling plant

AKA a nothingburger. We learned a few years ago that recycling plastic is almost impossible anyway. It's just not economical to recycle plastic like it is with glass or heavy metals like aluminum. You can't just melt down plastic and then reform it into new plastic in way that is anywhere close to being economical

I-It's gonna bounce, right?

GD, NOC, RTX, LMT DIVERSIFY BATTLEBUDDY

I'm seeing that now, forgot about the holiday

but this is all about bring factories back into the country :(

I can't wait to have a Dem president from 2028 to 2044
maybe some of them won't suck

Their laptops are shit and they deserve to die. I had to get the motherboard replaced last year under warranty

t. IBM lenovo then Lenovo user for over 20 years

sorry twas the friday read, its us listing

its HK listing is -14.4

I know he's being retarded on purpose, but in what reality can 300m people in a service economy outproduce 3b people in the factory of the world?

I have 136.30 left to trade on my brokie tier Fidelity account.
Recommendations?

People aren't going to use doordash in a slowing economy.

What could have been in 2016.

doordash is the ultimate amerifat treatlerite wasteful spending, if a recession does materialize I fully expect all the gig economy shit to implode

art of the deal

Why did Obama drop at the end?

it will unironically
be time to buy again
when it gets back
2 the exact same level
it was wen he said that

We need to retire the republican party. Maybe bring back the whigs or federalists.

We are going to get halted tomorrow, aren't we?

Probably trade war fears from Trump and uncertainty about the election

da cars

He cut spending. Everyone thinks Presidents impact the economy but the last 4 didn’t. Market 100% correlated with deficits. A drunken monkey throwing darts with a trillion dollars behind him would have been just as good. The only exception is Clinton, hence what could have been. Shrinking deficit and 128% growth.

Good night gentlemen, see you at open. Buckle up.
It will bounce but any bounce will be short lived, is my guess. If you are holding bags, wait for the bounce, check indicators if you have time to make sure it is a good exit point, and jump ship.

i'm a turbo gigger. I'm a lyft driver that does doordash, and Instacart. I do at least two gigs at a time any given moment when driving...
how fucked am I?

I'm too depressed to do anything.
Don't even want to masturbate anymore

The only exception is Clinton

total scam artist who rigged the number and put in Henry Cisneros at HUD to juice home buying for poors with bad credit.

Night buddy, happy hunting tomorrow!

Are the futures under-reacting or over-reacting?

Sell and take profits. A win is a win.

I'll probably do this, I just was hoping it would go back up first

Wouldn't people order that shit less in a recession?

People aren't going to use doordash in a slowing economy.

checked, but then again I'm not so sure. Certain industries like lingerie, sex toys, alcohol, and tobacco tend to do well in recessions as people utilize these vices to cope with their depression.

As someone who worked for DD corporate, and before that actually delivered as doordash driver from 2018 to 2021...I can tell you that most of the people getting food delivered to their homes are lower middle class or poor. People who make 100k+ are not ordering mcdonalds to their door multiple times per week. But the people who are making 40k a year or less are ordering it all the time.

Why is this? I'm not sure exactly but I think it has to do with time and the perceived feeling of luxury. A rich person either has a stay at home wife that cooks, or they "work" for 8 hours from home at their email job and have ample time to cook and prepare food.

The single mom of multiple children working 2 minimum wage jobs to pay rent is squeezed on time, and when she gets off work she doesn't want to spend an hour cooking dinner, nor does she want to take an hour or two out of her weekend to shop for lots of groceries. Instead she orders Doordash so she can be at home with her kids instead of paying more for a babysitter or daycare service. This goes double for those who are too poor to own a cheap used car.

It's just like why doordash got so popular during covid that they made enough money to expand rapidly and go public. People lost their jobs in 2020, but now they were at home all the time, and even among the wealthier classes, instead of spending $5k on a vacation to Colorado or Mexico, they were just sitting at home, which made getting food delivered more appealing.

Imagine I owned some small caps. Would I be fucked right now?

Yea, but that’s far from the whole story. There’s also some internet luck, but I think you are grossly underestimating the bipartisan work he put in. He reached across the isle and worked with the other party to cut costs, and it paid off handsomely.

I'm shorting them tomorrow, so it's either you or me.

To add onto this, Doordash accepts EBT/Food stamps as a form of payment. It depends on where you are ordering from, but Doordash themselves accepts Food stamps for payment at their Dashmart delivery-only convenience stores. Many grocery stores, liquor stores, and gas stations like 7/11 that deliver on Doordash also accept EBT. This is another reason why the poor love to use Doordash and food delivery apps.

And again, "vice" industries do well in recessions. Look at Anheuser-Busch stock. In mid-2009 it was under $30 per share, by 2011 when we were still in a recession it was over $50 per share

doordash is the ultimate amerifat treatlerite wasteful spending, if a recession does materialize I fully expect all the gig economy shit to implode

If this were true, then one would expect spending on alcohol and lingerie and other frivolous things to decrease dramatically during recessions, but the opposite is true

small caps are the first to get wiped the fuck out in a crash/recession

No, they'd still be small caps

I bought Nike

my corndolences

Thinking of full porting SVIX at open, what do you think anons

your small caps become tiny caps. nbd

Kek.

If Trump negotiates or repeals tariffs on Vietnam its going to jump to a new high. Its high risk/reward.

How is going from 3100 to 4000 equal to 10%?

Vietnam isn't the issue, it's Taiwan, China, and literally the rest of the world.

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Dow futures were -1500 when I was watching CNBC 6 hours ago, now they're -800

dare I say, bullish reversal inbound?

false flag

that is retards buying a fucking dead cat

Honest question. I'm about 95% invested in the stock market right now. Mainly BRK.B and COST. Currently negative obviously.

I do not have a job and I only have like $3000 left in my bank account. Everything is in the market. My cost of living is $1500/month

Besides suicide, what do I do? I do own a gun specifically for killing myself, but obviously I dont need to just do that straight away.

Should I sell everything, half of everything, do nothing and just hold? Should I learn how to do puts/calls?

My strategy is just buying and holding, but because of the financial peril I'm experiencing, I can't just hold for years.

I really don't know how puts/calls works but I always see people making quick profits/losses from it. Maybe that's what I need to do in general?

Even HIGHER risk/reward.
This is almost as fun as scratch tickets.

retail retards catching a falling knife

ish reversal inbound

*trap
and TRAPS R GAY

I'm about 95% invested in the stock market right now.

how much? You can just sell a little to cover costs, but blowing your brains out is cheaper.

go ask this gigga how to git gud at doordash then go read a "personal finance 101" blog to learn why having 2 months of savings is dumbfuck behavior

PE is still 117 at that price. The hype for it is dead. The price is going back to the same price to revenue level it had before it rocketed up during the covid era

What kind of strategy is that? Buy and hold and when you need money you kys? Nigger you have money, just use it

Don't call the hotline because they're #1 objective is to keep yourself alive, not make your life better. Everything else is praying and keeping track of smaller trends like a hawk next week.

Exclusive: Iran-backed militias in Iraq ready to disarm to avert Trump wrath

What a twist

market dips 20% and some retard is already thinking about anheroing

owari da status?

UVIX to 100 tomorrow morning?

>market dips 20% and some retard is already thinking about anheroing

Tbh, ever since I fucked up in 2017/2018 I've been waiting to buy back into crypto when I started seeing news articles about real suicides. As a result, besides a few altcoins here and there I never bought back significantly since 2018. Now that a true dump appears inbound, I am considering buying. Whether the stock market or crypto, once I see multiple daily posts on reddit and major platforms about "my brother/uncle/father-in-law committed suicide because of market crash" , that's when I'm going to buy.

Am I a retarded asshole? When they said to buy when there's blood in the streets I took that literally

aswath did a valuation on tesla recently, i think he put it at ~$150 down from like $180
aswathdamodaran.blogspot.com/

uh, bakers?

It’s over, this is the last /smg/ ever

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Will come back with screencaps

Lockheed makes UFOs

Unless they find a buyer buying bulk it's impossible Lockheed is out of luck unless they can maybe get foreign buyers but they would only really have Israel and India lol

fuck it i'll do it myself

i'm a turbo gigger. I'm a lyft driver that does doordash, and Instacart. I do at least two gigs at a time any given moment when driving...

how fucked am I?

I don't think you're that fucked. That being said, don't screw up. The only problem with gig work is that if there is a major economic downturn, a shit-ton of newly unemployed people are going to sign up to be Uber/Doordash drivers. So if you aren't already on those platforms, you might not be able to work for them once your area becomes oversaturated with other gig workers.

These gig jobs are for necessities. People need rides. No one calls Uber just because they want to unless they're already rich. People order Uber rides because they don't own a car or their car is broken down (or the parking at their destination is non-existent or super overpriced). Or they order Ubers because they are drunk and don't want to risk a DUI. Even with a recession, that won't change, people will still need to go places, and everyone but giga-retards will still want to avoid a DUI

Doordash and food delivery is less certain. Those apps and services sprung up at the end of the last recession, so we don't really know how they will fare. Personally I am somewhat bullish, as I think of Doordash food delivery as a vice and luxury. It's the kind of thing that people order to experience fleeting luxury, to "treat themself" even if they are poor and financially have no business doing so, those are the people who love to treat themselves the most

Lockheed

RXT since these retards are going to be burning AD like Ukraine does every few days

worst day in the Chinese market since 2008

I guess Xi was doing weak stimulus for a reason huh ?

buy it?

caught on that the next phase is a war and the "factories" americans will be working at will belong to lockheed martin, northrop grumman, and raytheon

thanks for the thoughtful response, you have made me less worried about the future.

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No not until Tariffs impact is known keep in Lithium could very well go up 10 percent in price unless it's from Mexico also sales will continue to decline in part due to

recession

Elon Musk as a brand

Tesla is going to 0, there ia no saving it.

screw you woke moralist

thanks for the thoughtful response, you have made me less worried about the future.

You are in the transportation industry. Did people stop hailing taxi cabs in New York City in 2008? No, they kept getting taxis, but maybe they tipped less

Of course though, it was in that recession that "disruptive" companies like Uber launched. We could see another such disruption with self-driving vehicles, but I still think we're 5+ years away from that going mainstream

We'll see who cancels who.

Iran cucking this hard

They unironcally will end up like Gaddafi

it aint gonna be anybody's century

It's gonna be shiny rocks Chuds' century.

what do i do

get a job to cover your expenses. depending on where you live hopefully $1500/mo isnt that bad. It works out to $18,000 a year