/smg/ - Stock market general

you heard of the dead cat bounce

here comes the dead seal sink

Why haven't (You) listened?

TRUTH nuke!!!

man i was so close to making it to the point where i could invest full time

JOE I'M SO FUCKING SORRY

I'm gonna buy 2.5k SQQQ

this will be the biggest evaporation of generation wealth ever since the great depression

So I'm guessing Congress will finally step in to end this once they make enough money from short-selling, right?

Congress will nut up and reassert their authority over tariffs with how things are going right?

Everyone calm down and take your fucking meds

11min ago

there you go guys this is what you'll get to kickstart the monday pump

Why did he tariff TSMC again? He already had them by the balls and starting to build a foundry in Phoenix but this just fucked over that deal

aww why he die?

no lol, the republicans are completely captured by maga. they will not do shit.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

probably but the damage to US as a stable economic partner will be gone for a very long time

they cant
to override a veto from the president you need 2/3rds to agree, and that is a lot of republicans that have to cross the aisle

The retard in chief actually popped the bubble of delusion we've been living in since the last fake ass recovery of the 08 recession.
He did it in the stupidest way imaginable, almost ensuring the destruction of millions of lives, but he did it. We are in no man's land.

It doesn’t matter
US has proven to be an unreliable partner, countries are still gonna be trying to decouple from the US now

We got a king in power now, it's over.

I listened, but there is nothing I can do mr bobo. Just take me in the forest and leave me there.

Serious question. The absolute worst thing to happen to me right now would be to also lose my job, but I've been panicking so fucking hard that I barely did any work this week. I'm young and this is my first job and I'm only down about 10k and logically I know in the long run this isn't much money and I can make it back but can anyone pls advise how I can keep my mental because I can't stop fucking looking at my phone at work every 5 minutes

What do I tell the wife and kids

now I kinda want to buy more sqqq

they can, they just need a resolution to stop the emergency

Republicans want Trump to embarrass himself so that they can finally shunt the MAGA crowd out of their party and take back control for the conservative establishment.
They will let him kill their mid term chances if it means all the MAGA cultists get ousted.

We've explained to you last thread that there is no need to override any veto.

SHUT UUUUP

This is what it's going to feel like for the next couple of years
Every single day

Jesus christ where the fuck are you Joe? Please save us.

The game was rigged from the start.

boomers couldn't even die with their dragon hoards in peace, they had to set themselves on fire and their money with it too

I just want to break even

Bro I want to kill myself how didn't I think it would get this bad? What the hell is a "tariff" anyway? This is seriously Covid level losses?

What if I put 2K into puts I could have easily 80K tomorrow. God dammit man why isn't time machine real?

everything getting hit

guess we all get fucked together

"i maxed out my roth ira on janurary 1st! im being a responsible adult!"

accept that its joever and that you are going to be sent to the coal mines.

the tariffs will continue until morale improves

Go outside touch grass,play some videogames,talk to friends,etc

Faggot this isn't fucking reddit no one cares. I suggest you kill yourself so you stop worrying.

suddenly realize that despite world economics pfizer will still make bank

im going all in

I’m a closeted bisexual so I actually won’t even mind if I have to suck dicks to stay alive. I just hope you all wash down there

Trump economic advisor Peter Navarro: "Vietnam is essentially a colony of Communist China. Vietnam, don't dump shrimp into our markets and put the good people of Louisiana out of work."

HOLY KEK, as expected the poor guys tried to play the safe card, didn't counter the tariffs, and now get trashed and insulted.
I hope Switzerland gets the same treatment.

the guy who said we "beat medicare" was more mentally competent than the current guy

looks pretty bad, i sold all my index funds on day 1 of the crash but i didnt stay cash since cash also felt gross

all my money is in ai dashcams now since they just leech off govt money and they have no debt anyways
i die or i moon i dont even know anymore

Nah fuck this, I'm dumping my slurps from Friday on market open. This shit is fucked.

Nikkei is recovering. The bottom is in.

historically recessions don’t last that long, so odds are you will make your money back

"Spend the money on alcohol, parties, whores and cocaine" They will understand.

So,is everything going to zero?

25 minutes until everyone buys sqqq

Why are you panicking retard. We may go down another 20-30%, but so what?

This is a awful lot of effort just to bring QE and ZIRP back. That's his ultimate goal. Can look like a market god with zero percent rates and dropping 200B a month into the markets

historically recessions has been happening during a world build on free trade
we're in uncharted territory little bro, time to take your medicine and praise Our Glorious Leader

if you missed the chance to sell, don't panic sell. But you're in for the long haul now, depending how retarded things get, you won't be in profit for a few years.
Just forget about it.

SLURPERS CAPITULATE!!!

Thank god. Anime doesn't deserve this.

just stop looking man, look at your salary, 10k is nothing. your portfolio is nothing compared to your job at this point. i'm down hundred Ks despite beating the market (so far)

Never bend the knee to a retard, you end up looking even more retarded.

JOE IM SORRY I CRITICIZED YOU

SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

we've got full ACK

civil war incoming

he bought

you and me both brother

If you're young still, this market crash is literally nothing. I've lost 4 figures on shitcoins in minutes. If you have a job, you can earn all that back. Just don't look if that's what it takes.

this pic is the simplest way to explain the situation to the uninformed

do people really not diversify

Later traitors

griffith is so cute

The Nikkei hasn't opened

Not to mention all the gov spending it took to get us out of recession. Combined with tariffs are inflation central we are in uncharted waters. Can't lower rates because we will have inflation from tariffs. Need to lower rates to spur economic growth

I can't wait for the market to open and slurp up all the deals bros

If you voted for trump and are mad about what's happening now, fucking kill yourself. We need less retards voting

At what point will the diehard MAGAs push back and disavow Trump

completely retarded, they will push vietnam right into the arms of china for the first time in hundreds of years

kek

despite the meme we would never hit zero, someone will always buy.

HOW ABOUT USING ALL THOSE SHITHLOAD OF GUNS
HOLY FUCK I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR IRANIAN SANDNIGGERS

nikkei has some silver linings here

stronger jpy

trade talks between japan / sk / china to insure financial stabiltiy

china not balking in face of tariffs

it's still fucking bad but they have more optimism than US markets

My portfolio moves up and down $10k in a day brother, you got nothing to worry about. Just keep investing

You don't NEED to own stocks
You WANT to own stocks

why did he tariff the UK when it has a surplus

I own ETFs from Brazil, Europe, China and Japan. Everything is fucking red lmao.

Trump: We're on track to fully eliminate capital gains in 2025

20 minutes until everyone buys SQQQ

nice humblebrag faggot

never, maga is nothing except loyalty to dear leader

All you had to do was let men into women bathrooms and beat a few women competitions. Look at what you've caused instead.

eliminate capital tax gains

I can't think of a better way plunge the market even deeper. I held on to some share because I wasn't ready to pay the gains tax on them yet.

im sorry your poor lol

vietnam straight up hates china

It's over

who knows? maybe it's a 'flexi' tariff, that he is prepared to drop very easily if Starmer offers him something, so he can show the world he is a benevolent and kind God.

beat a few women competitions

Lia Thomas never won first place

Convince me why I shouldn't sell off everything in my account at open just because I'm late to do so

kawaii as they would say on the nikkei 225

Say sorry

I PUT MY TRUST
IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

/smg/ has never moved this fast ever

VIX coming down

S&P recovering

Green day, simple as

capital gains tax gone

no gains

trumptards nuked american supremacy forever because of DEI

Thank you, Comrade TRUMP

I have zero faith in congress to do the right thing. Trump could slash the tariffs in half tomorrow and it wouldn't restore my faith in the market; because he could just sperg out and tariff half the globe on a whim at the behest of his moronic economic advisor. Either Trump needs to leave office, or (Republican) Congress needs to do a full 180 on him for the rest of his term when it comes to anything economic.

he needs to go on TV and cry before we bottom

hey now all you retards are broke like me! welcome to being a brokie

Trump making everyone poor again

thanks?

selling the bottom

he's doing this on purpose to build a dynasty, its painfully obvious to an east european. The Bolsheviks used to say

The worse it gets, the better

Crashing the ship like this is crucial if you want to take over a country, otherwise people have no incentive to support you. Once it gets bad enough he will "save" you.

I laughed

I honestly can't see how shorting even tomorrow wouldn't be a winning move.
No, really.

nah frick this, Im buying high and selling low.

Im surrounded by retards.

it probably ran close during the covid flash crash
but yeah this easily beats 2022 for traffic
and Anon Babble lost omega bigly

You guys think we could see the first successful american impeachment soon?

trusted a man who managed to bankrupt atlantic city with the helm of the most important economy in the world

eliminate the tax

no one has any gains because we entered a recession

impressive

The tariffs increase soon you know that right?

3600 S&P this October is when to buy, cap this

This is some next level cope and political fanfiction.

April 10th is when China's reciprocal tariffs go into effect

man why is this retard so funny

Gamers caused this btw

Thanks bros. I'm quite good at my job because I'm autistic but that also causes me to hyperfocus on shit, in this case number go down. I'm gonna resolve to not look and play video games or something instead in between meetings.

Comrade Trump will lead us all to a classless society soon enough

there will be no trust for the orange retard until lutnick and navarro are dumped in a garbage can somewhere

He's basically trying to speedrun an USSR tier crash at this point so his tard wranglers can slurp up everything like the oligarchs in Russia did.

the bottom

SINCE THIS IS OUR LAST DAY ALIVE I NEED TO CONFESS
IM ADDICTED TO MASTURBATING, 90% OF THE TIME ITS TO BLACK MALE WHITE FEMALE INTERRACIAL PORN
I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 4 YEARS IVE JUST BEEN LEECHING OFF THE GOVERNMENT
I STOLE ALMOST 2K OF MY MOMS MONEY AS A KID OVER INCREMENTS TO SPEND ON ROBLOX
IVE SPENT ALMOST 600 DOLLARS ON ONLYFANS
IVE ONLY EVER LOST ON BITCOIN
I HAVE NO INVESTMENTS ANYMORE IM ALL CASH BUT STILL BROKE

I'm too stupid for this shit but I hear you're supposed to buy when the streets are red, so I'm putting my whole paycheck into a 401k.

You know, sometimes I think what would int look like during WW2 or fit during Arnold's peak, well now I know what biz would've looked like in 1929

15 minutes until everyone buys SQQQ

Everyone things the crash is because of tarrifs.
In reality it's because I started putting my savings into stocks.
Sorry everyone.

The tariffs increase

I'm aware of the counter tariffs, I was actually about to make a post about them. It's going to get so much worse once Europe and Asia (China) respond.

Zoë Quinn and Brianna Wu ended up destroying the American empire

My coworker who knows nothing about finances whatsoever - all he has is debt and a 401k - is getting absolutely fuck in the ass raw at the moment

I genuinely feel bad for this dude man

maybe you money manipulating rootless international kikes should get a real fuckin job pull yourself up by your bootstraps and so forth

no anon
april 10th is when all the mega tariffs that are assigned to each country activate, likek the 40%+ in some places
right now we just have the 10% global activated (saturday)

Things weren't so bad when Sleepy Joe was giving you +25% per year, now were they?

how easy is it to immigrate to china

Based af.

I FORGOT IM ALSO A CLOSETED AGP TRANNY BUT I REPRESS IT BECAUSE I WOULDNT PASS

TWICE

honestly they deserve it for being such massive cucks
i hope china shits on them too

Because TSMC refused to develop their most advanced chips in the US.

Trump gives no fucks about his legacy, which is what makes him different from the usual egotists who become dictators. He's old, stupid, and motivated purely by others' attention/immediate thrills as he has been all his life.

thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=mgJ8BZi3vTA

Doubtful. Although technically Nixon was successful, he just resigned.

Republicans don't give a shit about the average person. Which is who this is going to affect.

If somehow interest rates are lowered on top of this, everyone will be in bread lines in another year. Hyperinflation will take hold.

Thank fuck I'm a good forager and fisher. I might have to use those skills a year from now.

he means meta-diversify like gold and t-bills

Bought TZA calls at 1.15

Sold at 3.15

Made 10k

Now those calls are worth 5.95

Will be worth 8+ tomorrow

AHHHHHHHHHH

Some of them have already openly criticized the tariff implementation or have remained largely silent.
Collins and Grassley have already talked about bipartisan efforts on putting a bill to stop the Canadian tariffs

it's not that outrageous that the dwindling conservative republicans are against their current brethren

SORRY ZOOMERS
NO INVESTING FOR YOU
WE'RE JAPAN NOW

you need to be shot to maintain thread disiprine I'm sorry anon. sorry about you coming out of the closet or whatever

China already did

it'll take about 6 months for them to finally end this

Not easy at all, traitor
Kys

hes giving the most deranged speech live on tv right now, its amazing
someone will need to clip it for later

any profit is better than no profit

I hope Britain gets the same treatment, it would kill all three major parties and destroy the jewconomy

its hard, you will never speak Chinese well and they will always be openly racist towards you

I always thought (and still do to an extent) that the "Trump is a heckin' Russian agent" shit was straight up retarded, but I honestly cannot come up with a better explanation for the current situation than Trump trying to destroy the US from within. It just makes no fucking sense. OK, you want to execute a batshit insane tariff policy, fine. At least GIVE YOUR OWN FUCKING COMPANIES A HEADS UP so they can plan to mitigate the damage from your retarded policies and avoid insulting allies and enemies alike. What does the US gain from these insults? What does it gain from the fucking chaos and mixed messages?

Link? I'm ready to cringe to death.

It's good to see a janitor in these threads

get a real fuckin job pull yourself up by your bootstraps and so forth

Many of the people here are young, we will hurt short-term and will recover eventually. The people who are going to be hurting now are Aunt Shirley who can no longer afford to get her favorite prune juice from Kroger because tariffs have lifted the prices on everything. Fixed income retirees are absolutely fucked. This is what they wanted!

goodbye smg see you in Christmas

This is me but I don't have debt. Not dumb enough to have a lot of debt, but too stupid to into winning at the stock market.

eh timing the market is impossible, tripling your money is not small feat either

i should have invested all of my money into fine art instead... its over. im never using the stock marked again

I voted for trump and Im happy about whats happening because the S&P is cheaper now.

debtmaxxers are scum and deserve everything bad that happens to them.

this is what I wanted

We don't give a shit, we already know we won't be poor and we won't have anything, we are enjoying the show.

no lol, republicans sound like north koreans at this point talking about dear leader.

+25% per year

Yeah, +25% inflation, you mean.

i guess it’s possible there could be a big enough majority in the senate after the midterm elections but idk our country is so damn divided that it’s hard to see even a majority blue senate agree to an impeachment

kek

10 minutes until everyone buys SQQQ

You'll be super happy when it gets even cheaper every week!

we know we will be poor *

we're so back

ok im going to post trumps comments in short hand

Trump:

EVERYONE else is corrupt, and ripping us off

Im not going to change jack shit

im going to bring everything back to us 100%

im not going to answer that

nikkei futures stopped out

Which is who this is going to affect.

Anon this is destroying american hegemony in real time not to mention all the US companies and all the people that donate to them.
Yes it will hurt the average person harder but that doesn't mean it's not hurting everybody else as well

Will I die chained to hope?
Will I die in a furious smoke?
Will I die like countless have before me?
Yes
But nothing is left certain to me

someone should make a Anon Babble volatility index

99.1% Canadian Equities

This is going to be such an awful recession. They just don't even know or understand yet till the layoffs and closures start pouring in. Then we print our way out. How deep do we think the national debt is when Trump leaves. Over or under 50T

its live on cnn

You really hate diversification.

We're so back

youtube.com/live/nJBMU7KQMkI

3 more years and 9 months of this btw

the dwindling conservative republicans

Yeah, keyword "dwindling", and for good reason. They are not and never will be popular ever again. MAGA is the only reason at all the Republican party has relevancy today.

Why is he still saying things

God damn i missed you bros, been here since 2019 in SMG biz they fucking took you away from me, but were back.

maybe wait to see what the market does on monday

talking about the senate race

deportations

orange man you are trying my patience

midterms are next year

print our way out

which will actually come with a price this time, other countries aren't going to be holding US reserves after all the shit they've just pulled kek, the tariffs are the least of it, maybe don't inexplicably threaten european sovereign territory next time

You Americans were already fucked with that debt. It's insane how much you spend on military, healthcare, and SS without seeming to care. Watching the system melt a little early from all this is an intriguing proposition.

Has it? It’s at 4% no?

symbol $OOOO

why is he always being interviewed by the toilet

Anybody been on Anon Babble recently? How are they reacting to this lol?

trumps live commentary update:
hes trailing into MS13, "i defeated ISIS"

in regards to measles

"its still small"

This can't be real. It's as if $10 trillion hasn't already been lost.

BREAKING : Nikkei announces that futures have bottomed out at 0 because Japan no longer has a future.

I think the grand strategy in this whole thing is to force the satrapies of the U.S. (Europe and Japan) into sovereign debt default and bankruptcy and then to re-integrate them into the Empire on Trump's terms.

because that's where the economy is

"i voted for this, it won't affect me personally"

and just like that, stocks havent returned anything since 2021

What the fuck is he TALKING about?

Nothing ever happens

i dont have time to research a lot of tickers, and all you need is 1 ticker to win since anyone here will have liquidity problems

ive started with just cerb cheques 4-figs from gme days

If the us is really an oligarchy and wall street owns everything, how can drumpf get away with nuking the market ?

checkmate

What does bobo have on Trump? He's blackmailing him to say this shit right?

We are not gonna lose a trillion dollars for the privilege of buying pencils from China

lmao

The NVKE is coming
I warned you all
Go bear on everything

Do you think Anon Babble is against any of this? A bunch of blackpilled Doomers with nothing to lose? They are absolutely loving it.

They are in denial

they're giddy af, you think any of them personally own anything? They're miserable cretins who want to drag everyone down with them

Some still think it's the best idea ever. But there's a lot of people, especially from other countries constantly keking at the retards.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I voted for Peter Sonski.
didn't even like the guy, just wanted literally anyone who wasn't completely insane.

"We have things in the Middle East that we have to be silent about."
That bodes well.

AAAAAAAAAAA

lmao he's saying he'd be happy to put American citizens in El Salvadoran prisons.

well retard-shill, trumps been banging on about tarrifs for over a fucking year, and was in direct contact with literally every major american, and foreign, megacorp for the last ~5 months straight, since the day he won the election and before.

Literally nobody has any right to bitch about not being informed, if you didnt realise this was coming, you're a retard, period.

It's actually over

watch out, some of them are going to call you a globohomo stooge and that you wanted unrestricted immigration and death of the white majority, even though the very act of destroying the capital that has wholly subsumed america politics and daily life will make them even more vulnerable to outside influence and brain drain, irrevocably dooming the country to irrelevance and further erosion that will somehow make their white nationalist state possible (instead of moving to northern idaho)

total meltdown of the market won't affect me

Oh so theyre completely delusional

I VOTED FOR THIS

ZOOM OUT

YOU LOST TRANNY

basically

Probably after a few months or they will tell Trump to do this himself

breaking news: trump announced he is going to stand by tariffs
hes not changing anything planned, april 10th is dooms day
monday is market crush day

What do you guys seriously think about that Agent Krasnov conspiracy theory? Could it be true? How could Russia hide Trumps secret mission to destroy America for so long?

I think 5 trillions were already lost Friday and Monday is going to be even worse

HELLLLLP

all but the cheapest pencils are made in either the US or Germany

The maga cult represents like 30% of the population that would jump off a bridge if trump told them to.

5 minutes until we all buy SQQQ
let's warm up the buy buttons

he's actually an idiot

Global depression here we come

reporters: "we want to ask you about the economy"

im not going to talk about that

you ask too many questions, someone else

Former Trump supporter here. It’s hilarious watching this guy crash and burn but in alls seriousness we can’t let this guy get the nuclear codes

"right wing" amerigoblins rn

He's doubling down on NO DEAL right now

There are young folks here who've never encountered a circuit breaker...

SQQQ

Tourist here, what is that

Didn't buy on friday at least

you have to understand jennifer, we have massive surplusses ... we have to straighten that out. we have all the advantages ... won't get ripped off etc ... it's been like a feast. EU was formed for one reason: to rip off the USA

FIN

You're joyless if you don't see the fun.

CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED FOR JAPAN’S TOPIX FUTURES

Nope. All Trump had to do is threaten his enemies on the campaign trail and now all the big business leaders, talking heads and politicians on both sides of the aisle are scared to do anything.

Enjoying your meds?

going to nigger city

going to nigger city with a pile of cash

going to nigger city with a pile of cash to gamble with other degens

im sure the BLM activists killed his business for him. He didnt stand a chance.

our only hope is that the military step up to kick him if things get too retarded

What is trumps endgame? is he trying to destroy america because he has a secret cancer diagnosis and will be dead in 2 weeks?

It's basically an investment fund that bets that a bunch of tech stocks will go down on average.

The emperor has no clothes

Fuck off

japan will open -9% kek

We're fucked

Please Americans this is no longer funny, why do you even have guns

holy shit we are getting gold tonight

Don't forget he doubled and tripled down on many things before changing his mind last minute.

sorry sis, I wasn't sure he was that retarded so I'm only holding a put

roughly 50% of Anon Babble was against zion don before the election

only the boomers still liked him

I remember my father falling into a deep depression during the great recession. He slept and stayed in the guest room all day and played video games alone at night in the living room. It took him two years to find a job at an engineering firm. Once layoffs begin, I'm going to be staring down the barrel of the same gun that him so bad back then. It's over lads.

all the retail investor retards who bought on Friday

You literally paid for someone's parachute AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is trumps endgame?

May I introduce you to my little friend, Mencius Moldbug.....

SOMEONE LOCK HIM IN HIS FUCKING ROOM

he means 0% everything for twenty years, im sure

Nikkei 225 Index futures halted

2 minutes till overnight trading
warm up your clickers

great recession

Video games

Well, at least we are bringing the rest of the world down with us.

Honestly, if everyone else blows up is it that bad? We are all basically the same now, it just changes our economy. Maybe people are just freaking out too much.

Fun

i finally understand why people post trumps duck lips so often
hes full of fucking hot air

Hes actually boxing with ghosts

dump volume so big it triggered the circuit breaker without reflecting it on the graph

lmfao

LMAO AT AMERIKEKS FUCK EVEN GORBBY FACED A COUP FOR HIS NONSENSE

He saw America having a trade deficit and thought "that means we depend on other countries and they can screw us over, I can't let this stand, everyone should buy from us instead!"

Based Trump creating father-son bonding opportunities

MY PLATFORM:
1. Take your meds
2. Fuck pencils
3. Yuropoors, pay me money NOW

I can't wait until it opens in half an hour. Shits gonna get nasty.

It's incredible how stupid this motherfucker is and he graduated from wharton school of business.
Why does the US have trade deficit with over countries?
Because we are richer than them and can afford to buy more shit from them than they can from us!

Trump is actually worse then biden when it comes to mental cognition.

to me deficit is a loss

he's literally a total retarded

Someone needs to kill him already

ITS OVER

ITS OVER

ITS OVER

Answer the door.

retail investors bought 58 billion worth in stocks on Friday

So,who the fuck benefits from this?

SQQQ UP 13% ALREADY WOW

Are there any of these shits in the bag? Betting on anything, down/up and all that. How is that different from going short.

Chinese markets closed for holidays

Do nothing, win....?

Blood in the streets soon

I genuinely feel bad for the retards who are STILL talking about slurping tomorrow. Once the second order effects kick in and the mass layoffs occur you'll be fucking begging to have sold at tomorrow's prices

With an econ degree too. Short Wharton.

No wait until you see what gamers will do to the WH after the Switch 2 got delayed AND got a price increase.
The first burning of the White House will pass on as a fun BQQ party compared to what will happen.
Gamers are the most powerful force of nature in the world. Unironically.

He believes tariffs will bring the US back to 1895 and he will go down as a messianic figure. Yes, it sounds unbelievable but it's 100% possible with a cluster B personality disorder and 70 years of delusions crystallizing

lmfao trump is legit retarded ahahahaha
he is gifting me another stock market crash to buy into

SOXL -18%

HOLY SHIT

Spirit Halloween is going to have a lot of new cheap locations available this October.

it's over

two more weeks

and robinhood crashed for me

I can't even let myself believe that they aren't just bobo shitposters, there's no fucking way, it's just every day

goofy: ill fuckin do it again

It's OVER.

RH down

Where is the Deep State and why are they letting him run the country into the ground?

Rope merchants

twas Friday's data, I'm an idiot

Be 25

Got no 401K

Got no meme rocks

Got no cyrpto

Got no fucking stocks

Don't even know how this works since was born in 2000

Top that, I only got a checking account with a few bucks in it from a shitty job

I really have nothing to loose, don't I?

終わりだ

Turns out they were the deep state all along. We just empowered them

More like 14 hours

I was at the pub so missed this but whoever posted this is an incarnation of everything good about smg. Thanks for the insight.

do you eat any food or anything?

This made me sad.

How much % can the stock market fall before it is closed?

NEW X_X !!

No, not really.

The richest man in the world is doing whatever he wants in the White House and had the president make an ad read for him. THIS is the deep state

Circuit breaker tommorow?
I think at least level 1 will be triggered.

You could lose your shitty job and don't find another one

ironically, you're probably going to be better off since you're still young enough to do manual labor if it came down to it. the boomers literally blew themselves up for no reason lmao and most of them are too old to rejoin the job market

lose a trillion dollars

We're in so deep that the thought of losing a mere trillion is a good outcome.

Nikkei -8.4

Kospi -4.5

ASX -3.6

All of this basically puts every conspiracy theory to rest. Theres no deep state. A couple dozen retards in the government can literally destroy the global economy.

SOXL

Lmaoo at the slurpers

There wasn't even one in the first place, just schizo retards who worshipped Lucifer. That's it. It was all Anon Babble-their autism all along.

patriots were in control all along

We're fucked.

finish taking my daily meds and turn on the tv

tune in to watch dear leader give a speech

he seamlessly breaks into an ad read for Big Bean

I stand up and clap, a single tear rolling down my cheek

dog bless ;_;7

But it IS the explanation. Since after removing the US out of the Ukraine equation, Russia still found itself not winning as Europe took over, the only solution left was a 1929 depression so Europe wouldn't be able to help them anymore. On top of destroying US hegemony.
It makes perfect sens, unironically.

how can you tell if its halted or not? is that something only viewable with investment apps?

Just try to be smart, your youth is actually your best asset rn. If I could recommend a field: airplane mechanic or some kind of trade. Something that deals in the real world and will always be needed

Disrupt tariffs and forever be labeled a traitor who stopped our golden age, or go along and be blame free when everything blows up in the Presidents face. Game theory says Congress has more to gain playing dumb than joining the 82% of Trump critics who lost there primary.
Navarro telling Vietnam the tariffs are staying on even if Vietnam were to drop all tariffs, we are in for a wild ride.

Is this a real photo.

My plan is to buy 100k of SQQQ Monday, hold it till QQQ drops 45%. Just a safety put for my SOXL play.

likely yes
its probably just a church thing though, you know, praying

I personally think they will let it ride for a bit and then cut his balls off. The donor class is who rules in the US.

dow futures down 1,500

blood in the water. we're hitting that motherfucking circuit breaker today, boys.

TUMBLING DOWN

Bank started plastering FDIC insured in noticeable places all over its website

Bro you live in Russia?

As someone who fell for this retards ploy, he needs to be impeached now.

literally just sell everything and go all in on an inverse ETF. LABD has been printing for me, and TSLZ + MSTZ are about to skyrocket. recover losses and get the fuck out of the market to save your mental health.
if I can come back from -50% in 2 days, you can do it too.

S&P 500 futures beneath 5k