/SMG/ Stock Market General

I got calls for June 25th am I cooked chat

Witkoff left Iran talks

Very Bullish for energy very bearish for not dying for Israel

This is fine.

state is proving its above companies

On3 good thing from this is that people and muh cyberpunk stories about corporations being stronger then nations is still untrue

stocks dumping so hard MARA is trading for less than its holdings are worth lmao

bitcointreasuries.net/entities/mara

I'll take the free money though

total corpo warfare my money is on corporations literally

Mara is garbage. I had fun shorting the hell out tho

Powell not to blame. Trump appointed him even. Trumps trade war/tariff is the issue. Fed has its hands tied. Would inly make things worse if we were cut rates.

I didn't take my own advice and wait for the EU response. Bought HOOD calls.

t. Chewy anon

How many days do you think it's best to wait to buy? 3? 7? 21? It took a little over a month for it to bottom out against China but they're stubborn and euros are notorious for being pussies so I figure it won't take as long this time.

All EU has to do is give him a free Airbus. Add-in a Dassault Business Jet in the package, and you get an actual rate of -10% tariffs.

Trump will kneel. He has proven he is all talk.

a memorial day for my gains...

Mortgages are over 7% anon.

It took a little over a month for it to bottom out against China

the china thing isn't done yet. semiconductor regs and tariffs are fast approaching, and given how tech-heavy the sp500 is that's going to cause some serious selloffs, especially amongst people owning ETFs

are there any tweets/bessent/lutnick talks announced?

Yeah but before that -and they most certainly looked at how China played it- EU will have to do its equivalent of the 50%. Only then negotiations can start.
As such, expect spooky news making the markets go lower next week.

The silver lining in this shitshow is that my gold mining company is pumping.

what will happen over the weekend?

give him a free Airbus

you mean the "gift" from the towel heads? That's not gonna be accepted: would cost waaaaaay more to retrofit it for use as AF1 than it would to just buy a new plane (which is already almost done). it was a (stupid) publicity stunt by the sunnis to try to flex on the world stage in an attempt to rebrand themselves as "western-friendly travel destination"...pathetic
they're reneging on their AI deal too...they already pledged money to the Stargate project, this latest announcement saying they'll invest more in american semiconductors is just them describing their stargate pledge in different words

bessent already talked and told that acschyually it's not the dollar that's weakening, it's all the other currencies that are strengthening

Bitcoin will keep outperforming equities

I wouldnt hold those, they pump only like 20% and then dump fast but you do you

Cowardice

Bobo posting out of control all over the internet

-0.8%

Holy shit somebody stop the euros from spam botting, it is insufferable.

The doom and gloom is gone. Stocks only go up.

HR told me im built for BBC

Not holding it because I want to really. I walked into that trap and am now bagholding. Waiting for it to break even because it isn't that far off, then I'm putting a tight stop loss and never looking back.

lol
lmao

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

@SecScottBessent

There is an equilibrium rate for tariffs and I think we will reach that rate.

Tariff barriers or nontariff trade barriers are coming down, so friction is decreasing.

This will lead to several hundred billion dollars a year of revenue, which will correlate to several hundred billion less bonds that

@USTreasury
has to issue.

Posted 12:18 EST
literally pumping markets again

Wouldn't it be funny if Trump cucked but the EU still kept 50% tariffs

they already pledged money to the Stargate project, this latest announcement saying they'll invest more in american semiconductors is just them describing their stargate pledge in different words

You would also take advantage of the orange retard's desperation for quick "wins" if you were one of these oil baron states.

If Berlusconi was still alive they would be fine but instead the EU is being run by girl boss women past their 30s

VAT is never going away so I guess he means something else.

Why did none of you smggers talk about ccj? Its a uranium minning company that has been mooning for the past month because of trumps nuclear deregulation

I see the orange cuck is at it again...

SCHD's last 4 years are basically completely flat

I want to buy the soxl dip but I don't think holding over the weekend is a good idea

mooning

If you want mooning go to SMR

Wouldn't know, I'm a vig enjoyer

Scared money don't make money anon

scared money also doesn't lose money

You would also take advantage of the orange retard's desperation for quick "wins" if you were one of these oil baron states.

They're not taking advantage of the orange retard: they're working with him to provide an exit pump in american tech stocks. They're part of the show, but the character they play IS still pathetic. They'll need regime change (and a global depression in order to achieve that) before they can reinvent themselves. Get rid of that whole islam bullshit before it gets any worse.

short PLTR
short HIMS
short RBLX

Shill me moobie to watch stonk market frends

You did sell the generational top, r-right Anon?

why cant they just allow for a single red day?

opinions on pepsi for long term

where is the fucking DUMP I wanna slurp

I sold two days ago and just waiting to see what happens now.

Buy Robinhood like I did.

I closed my TQQQ position Monday. Sitting in full SGOV until shit calms down again.

This is the market calling Trumps bluff.
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

I already took a dump this morning gotta wait for the nachos to digest

Ironically, that might encourage him.

Ironically, that might encourage him.

This guy gets it

It's actually sad, all 1hour candles are green since US open. I just hope it's as many twitterfaggotbulls and we crash hard

If it goes up, I slurp. If it goes down, I slurp. Days like today do not phase me anymore. You cannot stop me.

Down days are just opportunities for swing trades

Find I'll just watch Stargate again

Watch the superior show.

bought the pre-market S&P dip and then sold for more UNH.

I'm all in on this meme stock

Anyways, people seem to have forgotten what happened yesterday in the last 30 minutes. Typical bulls

Was tempted today, but the options are crazy inflated. What is your price target?

Please crash the markets trump. 25% will profit massively from a market crash and can be used to slurp cheapies afterwards

Go Robinhood, go!

I am accumulating Novo under 70 dollars

The company that created the weight loss drug is at under 19 pe value

who knows. probably 350 EOY once the FUD cools off. its a company to long but selling some OTM covered calls can help if there's a further downturn.

My portfolio is down 1% I feel like I'm gonna die

sell my SP500 and All world Monday and buy again with extra during the dip post June 1st

hold and just buy the dip

Will the dip be so big that it would be worth the taxable event of selling (10% of profit)

is googl still a buy? They created that new AI that generates full scenes + voices. Movie faggots gonna hit the unemployment line soon when I can generate my own series

Why not slurp closer to 60?

Last chance to get on GRRR before $20. Insiders buying, share buybacks ongoing and earnings within a month first two weeks of June. Buy my bags now and become a fellow niGRRR

The numbers are crazy high.

I used that shit and it works like a charm but completely forgot to buy. But I used zepbound.tfw too poor to buy Eli and lily

Taxes are never a viable reason to avoid a trade. Taxes only apply on the marginal gain. If you're increasing your marginal gain, then the trade is worth it, even with taxes.

KSENI EKSW

T. wanted to get in
^ you just want to slurp, Trump doesn't care.

Are all these people just the same ones experiencing massive FOMO over GME. I feel like every meme stock is just a load of shit at this point

what? please speak english when you talk to me

Anyone else get burned by $ATER? Meme stocks really are crocs of shit, GLP 1 plays are my lottery tickets today.

is it safe to buy this dip now?

Thanks for the encouragement, was gonna do it anyway lmao. How much do you think it will dump due to this? As much as it did when he first announced tarrifs?

Mr. Snibs pls go

Wonder how long before VR is like this? Maybe the Quest 6

I don't invest in anything reddit shills. I was in on gme and made money, I know now it's all just trying to catch lightning in a bottle twice

Or just sell covered calls so normies will buy it cuz fomo like I said

Personally I don’t think a deal will go through by June 1st, the tarrifs will hit and the SP will go down so will developed world

Implying something will happen

When will they learn

Yes, and housing is still overpriced. If rates were cut housing prices would explode upwards causing monthly payments pushing monthly payments even higher. Best case scenario with a rate cut would be house prices only rise enough to fill the gap of of lower rates. Doubtful this would happen as fomo retards would just gobble the rising house prices pushing a worse housing crisis.

Speak for yourself, I'm rolling in it today!

In all honesty, I don't see much good news coming up. We've got the tariff unpause coming soon, we've got China and the EU looking to reignite the trade war, we've got bonds melting down, Japan going supercritical, and economic stats are starting to look questionable because of the tariffs that currently exist. There might be one final desperate rally to try and hit ATH, but even that's questionable at this point.

with AI graphics are probably gonna make a huge jump

WE ARE GONNA MAKE SO MUCH MONEY says the increasingly nervous man for the umpteenth time

technology in general... very deflationary.

China and the EU looking to reignite the trade war

There is only one aggressor in the trade war and it's not them.

TSLAbros, have we escaped the bucket?

that's what you get with massive amounts of volatility

Soxl chads, are we back?

what was that move

nothing happens

would have lost more than his entire ‘folio on SP500 alone had I not sold in February

A 5 dollar dip isn’t the end of the world, but it’s money I could just not lose.

That sounds like you being retarded more than it does things happening

i'm gonna buy another 100 and see
hold onto your buts

Giga pump incoming in about 30 mins, hope you bought the dip

Wait is J man speaking today?

jewish fake out

on what grounds? trump being a tariff cuck?

Someone big has been selling huge chunks of their position all day today and yesterday. Been seeing that shit all over the place. They're spacing it out, but doing it in huge dumps.

So market's going back up
Why is this bull market unstoppable?

too many retail buyers

we've got 2 and a half hours, will probably end the week -2%

I’m of the same opinion, wish I sold today before market closed. I was too busy and didn’t see the tweet till after market closed. I might finally cave and just never go back into the stock market, just go full in on bitcoin and monero.

How am I retarded? I sold high and bought low and am discussing doing it again. Are you Indian or something?

already going up

Green today. Sorry yurocucks. Your tariffs are priced in.
Pay up.
You LOST

this cocky with 2:30 left on the clock.

dump into close, turbo dump AF, communist seizure of your assets by dawn on monday

or not idk, not my problem either way

I has a feeling that the end of the day is gonna be red heading into a 4 day weekend

based

Has gold peaked? Everyone is calling Trump's bluff now, so the only reason to buy gold is if you're one of the billionaires looking for a way to store your new tax cut money.

Everyone is calling Trump's bluff now

Who?
You’re paying the tariffs, yuropoor. Own it.

Eh Japanese bond yields are still terrible and the American bonds are still too high also IMF saying frog government must make urgent changes to their budget

I'll never understand the logic behind investments that don't generate income.

4 day weekend

Has gold peaked?

Has Trump become a wise and stable man?
Have the other SWIFT currencies become the world reserve choice?

If no, then gold is bullish
If yes, then gold is bearish

Let’s see your monthly chart
Suspect your investments aren’t exactly generating more ‘income’ than a bar of gold hurried in my yard

market pumps cause everybody believes Trump is a clown that will cuck out as per usual

lol

he doesn’t know about the 27th…

SCHD 54%
SCHY 36%
O - 5%
MAIN - 5%

Because they are savings. The only time a stock is an investment is during the primary issuance. You buying $10,000 of NVDA from some pension fund that's selling doesn't magic money into Nvidia's bank account. You buy the stock because you expect it to store your cash's value and appreciate in value relative to cash.

Why dont we post our yearly portfolio charts

sure

I sold in January to buy a home outright and been DCAing. Not having rent or mortgage really helps with DCAing back in

Lol. What are you holding so I can short it.

I'm down 30k or 40% in realized losses

yikes

Too lazy to make a screencap but I'm up about 9 poo cent YTD
I would love to pay off my mortgage early, but my interest rate is so low it's just not worth it, doesn't make financial sense. But I despise paying it every month.

finally, a dip?

I'm up 6%, but that's only because RGTI pumped 1,300%. Should have bought more baka.

absolutely first for calling the bear trap

looks a lot like mine

I was all in UPRO and TQQQ, then I sold the bottom and sat on the sidelines

I’m down 3%, largely due to trusting a friend’s questionable options trading scheme

Northern Dynasty will SURELY receive EPA approval for their mining project soon, then I’ll be rich…

ukraine lost tranny

MSTR 370 eod
SPY 577 eod

based based BASED!!

Brace yourselves for 2PM onwards

redpill me on MCOA? wanted to buy a few meme shares but it won't let me buy or place a closing order.

Think of it as a money market fund man. More like USD/EUR/CNY, and keeping that cash in case you expect a big boom. Gold happens to be a currency that predates written history so it has some peculiarities, but for investment purposes it has, barring speculation on gold (which has also happened), solidity on its side above other currencies.

surely a shit ton of people are going to sell as not to hold positions over the weekend

only because trump fucked it up for the little zelensky gnome

Trump got played by Putin who is a mastermind, Trump is just a puppet and america is russia's golem as it should be

caught the falling knife on MSTR

feels good bros

Why did Uranium move 6-10% gap up today

I usually dont see a dump before close on fridays. I dont know why, maybe because people are out golfing or something and are not watching the market. It could happen and I am buying a put before close, but it hasnt happened on fridays before

I have a fun one. Blue line vs S&P.

Back to plebbit, Ukraine flaggot

Because there was NEWS!

Go back and dilate ktroon, you got Putin derangement syndrome

APES KEEP BUYING, WE'LL STICK IT TO THE HEDGIES

listen discord fag I know you are just trying to derail the thread, go back to your containment general

Pretty good anon, youre making consistent gains
Did you buy puts at the bottom?

bears really thought they were on to something

doubletop on the hourly SPY

No your share of nvidia is an ownership stake on future cash flows the business generates . Those cash flows are reinvested ultimately making the business and therefore your share of the business more profitable. Gold and commodities dont do that . This is the basic math that fold and bitcoin people dont seem to understand and a reason why stocks in general outperform gold.

Don't care about downturns, I'll slurp next month. The magic electric rocks aren't going anywhere, everyone wants them. Not expecting magic but $69.69 sell would be nice.

go back to uhg troon

SLUUUUURP

Its friday so everyone will giga dump for the weekend 10 minutes before close

Got too greedy because I was getting sick of my job. Wasn't planning on shorting for long, but didn't think Trump would cuck on the tariffs in the same day they went into effect.

bong here... can someone have a word with that orange idiot, he's costing me money with his schizo activities

my ETFs are fucking bleeding

Thanks bought a SPY 590C

should have bought 0dte calls on the open bobo

Thank you for your service

Shocking, I thought we had two more weeks

Either way time to start leaning into my copper/uranium/silver play harder noe

Okay, how many of you also post in /chug/? Seems to be a bit of overlap.

Genghis Khan motherfucker

are simps finally broke and dying?

Euro stocks been decent. I started using this account around early february though. Just long positions.

Would inly make things worse if we were cut rates.

point of rate increase is to lower the money supply. Regardless of rates, the FED spends money like its free; interest just adds monopoly money to the deficit.
Whats the point?

Buy the dip

I did now we go green!

would cost waaaaaay more to retrofit it for use as AF1 than it would to just buy a new plane

cost of retrofit footed by taxpayers. You think he cares?

The media is dumb. Cause the plane is added to the cost of it regardless. Besides they don't a lot of the dumb shit like flares given it is escorted by fighter jets.

I did, it kept falling!

orange kike nigger market

my 0dte puts are fucking worthless now
i swear if we dump to fucking $550 SPY after hours i will laugh

Are Sezzle investors retards?

Is this shit seriously ending green? The tariffs themselves might be a nothingburger, but it still means fewer rate cuts.

do rate cuts even matter when people clearly buy shit regardless of rates

why does the president need a 2 billion dollar flying fortress anyways? the weak spot is NOT the fucking plane. It's the female secret service that won't take a bullet from a 300 dollar gun and a neurodivergent college student. He literally went to the infamouse "Al Qaeda/ISIS/Houthi/Hamas" Middle east completely safe.

Nuclear was the play all along

tariffs that haven't been finalized are priced in

Sure they are mumu. Sure they are.

Rates are pretty much the the only thing that matters.

It doesn't really cost that much. Just the cost plus contract does. Even Boeing is so used to banking bank from cost plus they didn't realize they made a fixed cost contract for two planes. So cost over runs cost them and not the government. With cost plus it is the opposite.

Zoom out. We are in the midst of the greatest dead cat bounce ever seen since the April 3rd lows.

Its like Wiley Cayote has chased the Roadrunner off a cliff. He's just suspended in mid-air awaiting the inevitable fall to the ground.

Hard data is lagging but when it begins to appear in July/August the shit will really hit the fan if Trumplestiltskin hasn't fully cucked by then.

NNE

pisses me off because i bought the day of the IPO but sold soon after.

as a bear, y’all better dump any calls you’re holding onto before theta and the incoming retard post from USA rapes them alive

4U bros finally meming again!

LEU

NNE

OKLO

UEC

UUUU

There has to be some news

wtfwt

The 10% rates are going to cause real damage, but he's absolutely going to cuck on the 50%. 50% on the EU is big enough for bonds to revolt, which will mean trump will follow.

if not, insiders dumping? hoping for $575 with a side of annoyance for selling my $574 put for $5

With NEWS you LOSE

There is going to be a dump at close or dump at open tuesday

ORANGE

KIKE

NIGGER

MARKET

uh oh stinky

Breaking News: EU waiting for a phone call! And that call appears to be late.

expecting rate cuts during stagflation

It was already priced in. No cuts this year.

that was pathetic and short-lived
go back to dumping, dammit

I am 90% certain a real dump will only begin 30 minutes before close. But everytime I was certain of something the opposite happened

It's all smoke and mirrors. His handlers told him to distract people from the fact that his budget bill includes a clause that prevents the judiciary from prosecuting the executive branch.

We're exactly 75 Minutes before the mega dump. This time for real. Todays close will be a shock. Tuesday open will be a bloodbath.

let it go pathetic mushits

Holy fuck the yuropoor seethe is unreal in this thread. Enjoy shariah law while you hold those bags kek

I don't think we've got the conditions for another Black Monday. Things are shaky, but not that shaky. Plus you'd need the admin to do some truly batshit things -- over the weekend before Black Monday in 1987 the treasury secretary literally said they wouldn't support the dollar, and that's what made the bottom fall out.

i think the market is being quite tame to the tariff talks in EU. I guess they are used to it now.

bullish for celsius anon

I think I might dump google. Made a nice fat profit from the bounce, but it could dive if the EU decides to target US tech as leverage.

Boiling frogs...

he always cucks out so why even bother taking him at his word

I did the same, just wish I had sold yesterday at $177 instead of this morning for $171 oh well, regrets I'll take to the grave.

I think I can get back in GOOGL at $150 soonish, they've had lawsuit after lawsuit from every which way.

The nerves are melting

so we are just going to pump/meander until dump at the end of day

SPX green close

wtf nothing ever happens

Nobody believes Drumpf now. He has cried wolf too many times. Everyone knows he will pussy out and cancel the tariffs before they come into force

amerishart melty

This, this is just a minor dip slurping opportunity, nothing more

look they said the line

They already are in force, he just cut them down a bit. He still has a 30% tariff on China. He never let go of tariffing, only downsized it.

chewy anon you were at 10k a few weeks ago what happened

i'm only in 3 boomer stonks waiting for hedgies to pump my bags

anyone long and not just doing degenerate gambling right now has giant balls

this the biggest institutional bull trap ever i think but i don't wanna argue about it, i'm either right or wrong we'll see next week

It was like 80%. That's a kneel. Keep in mind China is also now matching.

he always cucks out

Last time I checked, there's still a 10% tariff on everyone, a 30% tariff on Chyna, 25% tariffs on Canada & Mexico, semiconductor tariffs and god knows what else.
Trump "cucking out" still results in a move toward his desired outcome, if not to his exact desired outcome.

budget bill includes a clause that prevents the judiciary from prosecuting the executive branch

It's so over for America. The entire western world will be effected by this. The leading government holding the global west together becoming an unhinged unchecked nuclear armed banana republic run by geriatric boomers decaying into old age and dying in office is a worse case scenario.

BREAKING
Boeing, Justice Department reach deal to avoid prosecution over deadly 737 Max crashes

wlololololololo

It's a V bottom to all time highs boss

It was way more than a few weeks ago. I lost my final 2k early this month. I was a fool buying puts on Walmart.

kek now the orange retard's threatening the 25% memeriff on samsung

he removed the tariff the first time to bait the markets, he knows now the markets won't believe him and won't crash but this time he will keep the tariffs and so he will put the tariffs for real without causing a market dump
quite high iq

Jesus. It gets worse.

To make matters worse, the new rule would be so broad that it could allow any government actor to escape being held accountable for violating court rulings. It would also apply to court orders and injunctions issued before the law takes effect. This would render thousands of prior orders across the country immediately unenforceable through contempt proceedings, no matter how the public has already relied on them.

campaignlegal.org/update/these-hidden-provisions-budget-bill-undermine-our-democracy

He's going to cuck out on the 10% as well. Consumers are going to feel the effects by Christmas.

I've been investing for 6 months and my account hasn't moved, am I bad at investing

If there's an end of day dump, I will slurp.

Is Joe Peschi really that old now?

Redpill me on the wheel strategy trading options. Best platform to trade options?

Apple consumers aren't even human, apple ruined the internet with the iphone

so, oh well. i'm ordering a CMF Phone 2 Pro

exact desired outcome.

which is what exactly? Reshoring a couple thousand jobs is a nothingburger.

Heads up, they're getting hit with securities fraud.

If you were up then down after Liberation day then no not really. If you've just been up and down the entire time then yes you are bad at taking profits.

that whole cohort of actors are all in their 80s now

I am not familiar with anything but robbing goyim but anything is probably going to be better. TastyTrade is made for options investors. Charles Schwab is decent if you can convince them to let you do options. IBKR honorable mention. RobbingGoyim does have no commision option trading and some basic tools.

which is what exactly?

"Punishing" other countries that are "taking advantage of America".
There is no relationship between Donald Trump's beliefs and reality, much less economic reality. He unironically believes that trade deficits are just American money vanishing overseas.

Breaking News: EU phone call update. Time of call no longer certain!

Checked. Tonight, Peschi sleeps with the fishes, its Joever.

I think the line's curling over, just under an hour till the dump.

Bill still has to pass the senate

womp womp nigga welcome to democracy

Well it now looks like the US market will close before the EU responds. So whatever they say will effect Tuesday open.

1m looks like a blood bath. bulls and bears need to get it together and make a move.

Should I make a new thread early for power hour?

Orange man weak
Orange man can't crash his own market anymore at will
Sad

holy seethe

I see no reason to believe it won't. Any republicans who would oppose this were ousted by MAGA candidates.

sorry about your losses.
try out coreweave. overbought right now but on a pullback is an easy weeklies play

added $20 more since picrel

kek baited

this u?

New thread

New thread

New thread

There’s also the matter of the provisions the House slipped in that don’t have to do with the budget, such as a ban on states regulating artificial intelligence. The Senate’s “Byrd rule” doesn’t allow those kinds of items in a budget reconciliation bill, requiring them to be stripped out before it can pass. Most of them are washed out in what’s called the “Byrd bath,” where the Senate parliamentarian hears arguments for and against tossing whatever is challenged as a violation. Thune said Thursday that the Senate’s “committees are working closely to identify potential Byrd problems ahead of time.”

They literally can't pass shit that has nothing to do with the budget in the budget

not like the eu is being ruled over by philosopher kings, but still, what went so wrong with america that you ended up electing a dementia patient and a narcissistic moron as your presidents?

No you dumbfuck newb. Calm your dopamine cravings ffs.

12 pbtid

Thread isn't even at bump limit you stupid shitbag.

Too late goes in all fields.
Also you don't like my threads then don't post in this one. Cause I made that too.

Baking

these threads are mine

Go be a retarded nigger somewhere else newfag.

Cool. We need a another thread you stupid fuck.

Buy cattle futures.

I'm all in on pork bellies personally

Nah, internet was ruined by facebook before mobile became dominant.