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EU trade war edition

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this thread will be worse

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you've spent this thread doing nothing but screaming "trans rights" and screaming about vatniks, zero of your posts have anything to do with stocks or bonds, and have accussed me (a regular here of 4+ years (go check the archives for "Prunella Sees the Light" as a filename)

you have about 1k~ in savings at best and are most likely in college and an active reddit user. I don't want tto hear shit about thread ruiniation until you can contain your sporadic, spastic outburts and cries of "racism", a concept worked up by leon trotksky (a jew) to shame people for noticing niggers are dumber than rocks

kill yourself you autistic fuck

Panic sold the picobottom award.

nigga heil hitler

We crabbin...

It's gonna be one of those days

grind up til eod

Extremely based

New thread was made far too early
Retarded OP

The US session is easily the worst part of the day, because of the americans.

Guess the plan is still working.

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be glad he didn't decide to spam the cp on his harddrive, they like to do that

BUY THE DIP

S&P down less than 1% on 50% tariffs, market has already priced in Trump cucking out again.

All yesterday I kept seeing nearly random bolts of red multiple times a day all day long. Things could be going well, growing slowly, momentum on the buyer's side, and then suddenly bam some gigantic red candle would instantly pop up and drop SPY by $0.50 to $1. The dump would usually get bought up shortly after, but it just kept happening.

It's happening again today. I've seen two so far. Some big institution is dumping their position. They've got so much they can't sell it all at once, so they're breaking it into chunks, every 15-30 minutes they dump a huge chunk into the market.

yes

Digits for midday recovery reversal, S&P to finish -2%

Alright so I did a ratio back spread (sold a ratio strangle) that looks like
Buy 3 ITM calls 9/30
Sell 3 ITM calls 6/30
Buy 3 ATM puts 9/30
Sell 2 ATM puts 6/30

It's doing well, but I am wondering if I should take some follow up action involving the extra long put and write a put against it since puts have now appreciated. I think this'll switch me from slightly bearish to neutral at current price levels. What do you guys think? There really hasn't been a lot of theta decay since I bought them so maybe this follow-up action is too soon, but IV is looking nice and I am already up about 5.5% on the strategy as I write this.

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I don't really get it because the price action felt like everyone was waiting for some catalyst to commence the dump but now when something came nothing happened.

Gonna have a green day from buying soxl at the bottom of its range today

S&P isnt even down a percent

people act like there is blood in the streets

Euroseethe

kek

are the threads made by bots now?

Live picture of Donald Trump

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this is the decade of leverage

cucking out

Sorry, but yurop will pay the tariffs
Cope, seethe, and dilate
Trump WON
Europe LOST
democrats LOST
Ukraine LOST
trannies LOST

MAGA

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Hmm…
Yes… interesting…

Max pain is SPX 5800 so yeah it's gonna slightly pump all day and close at 5801 or something.

eurocuck seething OP

Unironcally because it's EU Tariffs the Chinese/Indian Tariff deals are good enough the 50 percent will fuck Europe up though

yeah its embarassing to be european but thankfully im just collecting neetbux from those weirdos

What stock or index?

bought more into Italy when I woke up

US immediately starts chimping out at EU luxury goods

What the fuck. Shouldn't he be relaxing on a golf course right now?

SPY.

WE END GREEN
WE END GREEN
WE END GREEN

trump looking suspiciously like hitler in that image...

How are my nuclear and uranium chads this fine morning?

nigger just wait, til they have a deal and we reach new aths in every segments. its fortune

American consumers pay the tariffs retard that’s the elite point of tariffs

I love these threads, the sheer amount of retardation at display is the south-pointing compass that never fails.

bought more into Italy

mental illness

Not much of a dip and stocks are still wildly overvalued. Also, we don't get any rate cuts now. Markets may not care about all this chaos, but the fed does.

Just take profits. Complex strategies get eaten alive with commission.

tariffs are a tax on the consumer!

Another braindead yuro retard lmao

Tbf they are the only goods that technically never lose value quickly or steeple always will be a demand for Ferraris and LV

market has already priced in Trump cucking out again.

hehe
how long will they wait until they start to think that maybe he's not going to cuck out this time? do they think "oh he'll cuck out in 2 weeks"? So if he holds with 50% tariffs for like 3 weeks, will the market then suddenly tank?

what happens if Trump says "fine, we'll lower it to 20% tariffs instead." Will the market think he cucked out then? Cuz if there's a rally as a result, then it's really just an exit pump before the following quarter's reports come out and show losses...

I want to see some panic selling.
Wait till he puts 100% tariffs on any and all foreign-made semiconductors...my god it will be glorious...

Tbf they aren't wrong but it's bullshit because teachincally the suppliers, importer, distributor, and or consumer can soak up the price of the tariff just depends of who the importer/distributor chooses

tariffs are supposed to make prices go up so domestic industry is more competitive it’s literally the entire point of a tariff

Europe and America will sign a big, beautiful, and fair trade deal and all of this seething will be meaningless

Or the importing company to stop importing and start US production. But that is more expensive, which will automatically lead to higher prices. Or the company dies and then there is less competition, which can also lead to higher prices. Somebody will eat the costs, either the importers or the consumers.

As a whole, the EU is the US's largest trading partner. Stocks would be crashing if there was any real likelihood of 50% tariffs remaining for a week. At most the market is expecting some more stockpiling and supply chain disruption.

He says ‘50%!’ then ‘100%!’ and then says ‘fine, 30%’
Market falls on the initial announcement then rallies on the 30% announcement, as he’s ‘cucked’
Obviously, this is exactly what happened with China and I don’t understand why announcing a 30% tariff, down from 100%, is psychologically better than just staying at 0% and not raising or lowering it

people always ask "why crash?" but never "Why giga pump?"
I havent even had them for two weeks. Im on robbing goyim so commisions are negligible.

Stocks would be crashing if there was any real likelihood of 50% tariffs remaining for a week.

You may overestimate rationality

the market thinks it’s all gonna be ok but average Americans will get squeezed, Walmart is already raising prices

Somehow the market manages to absorb bad news. You have to imagine it like

No news = good

bad news = bad for a moment

then realize, bad news happened, bad news can't happen again, there is less future risk now

pump

5.5% is a great two week return. Take your profit.

this time its different because eu will not compromise and eu is not one big consistent entity. there will be no deal

So the market can't see further than a week into the future.
At best.

BREAKING

@Unusual_Whales

Pres. Trump Expected To Tweet "Around Noon" About EU Trade Deal, Per Reuters.

It cant see more than 5 minute candles into the future

Tuesday is going to be biblical. This will be a long weekend of bad news.

trump admin going to ban junk food on EBT

Around Noon

noon of what time zone?

You are forgetting about russia anon. Europe has no cards.
They think if they let russia hit them hard enough to public of the IS will force a war to save them.
No one cares about euro fags anymore

I don't even think the 10% tariffs are going to last past Christmas. The holidays are the peak retail season and will be long after the stockpiles have run out. The people who don't follow politics and trade closely will be in for a surprise.

Thesis:
- MIB has performed exceptionally well for a years and has plenty of room to grow via the underdeveloped mezzogiorno
- The EU and Rome are both deploying money for infrastructure while Italy is increasingly involving delegated authority and assistance to regional government
- Italian companies are themselves moving into equities as a means to finance growth which is driving a new market opening to international capital
- Italy has managed to insert itself into many critical industries including aerospace and industrial machinery
- Lower currency risk (Poland). Lower risk of overheating or sector instability (Spain)
- Access to European market and EU trade deals

Risk:
- High public debt and borrowing (although falling as a % of GDP)
- Corruption and A LOT of shitty people in the government and civil service
- Terrone and general North Africa-tier environment in the South
- Melonie could easily get impatient and lose her shit or the government might otherwise collapse because it's Italy

wow that's fast.

Blacks finally can't waste their money on grpar juice and chips

The blacks becoming less fat will be concerning in America

It is always eastern.

the public of the US*

what dip lol

EBT *black* market is going to be diluted. Long Weed stocks.

Ferraris and LV

In terms of luxury goods it's more about food and beverages. Italy has a separate police force to protect its geographic indicators (and quality) that's larger than the regular police force.

is that chatgpt?

wrong
the EU is full of posturing man hating cunts who despise trump and will take any chance for virtue points with their voters. women are stupid

I don’t understand why announcing a 30% tariff, down from 100%, is psychologically better

some very 1984 techniques here.
Winston finds an article saying "Chocolate rations are reduced to 100 g" and burns it, then replaces it with an article saying "Chocolate rations have been increased to 100 g" something like that: go from 0% to 30% feels worse than going to 30% from 100%.
Also, creates a lot of volatility in the market for the quick traders, I do like that, even if it feels very nerve-wracking.
But the financial statements won't lie, and the price increases (wherever they occur) won't lie.

Any panicans in this thread?

Did they fucking cave already? Or is he just pushing them down with even more pressure?

What the fuck is going on with oklo

- MIB has performed exceptionally well for a years and has plenty of room to grow via the underdeveloped mezzogiorno

- The EU and Rome are both deploying money for infrastructure while Italy is increasingly involving delegated authority and assistance to regional government

there is site where you can see how EU money is spent, when you see a nursery costing 200 mln € in a village of 4000 people (80% old people) in southern italy you know whats up

they'll have to let go of that virtue signaling eventually. the democracy was all fake and gay anyway so they can easily switch to doing business with the huge asian markets instead of the dying democracy bully usa

Trump is acting more like a woman than any EU leader.

there are people who sold the bottom this morning. remember that

tweets are now the leading source of financial news with fortunes won and lost over every word

if POTUS drops his phone or spills coffee on his lap then the entire world dumps

I want off of this meme planet.

pay 45% income tax all your life

gubmint rugpulls you at the last minute

Danes cant catch a break lmao

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Why even put a pause to begin with if you cant get deals?

Ever looked at the map of Europe and Italy and wondered why it is better to have industry and trade up there?

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I'm here

Wrong. The President is the peak of masculinity, everything he does oozes testosterone

LEU

NNE

OKLO

UEC

UUUU

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Ok, I might be a panican now. I can't believe this is literally "news."

Now these colonizers want to enslave the poor and elderly of Greenland. FREE FREE GREENLAND

*NEWS*
i ate a cinnamon roll for breakfast

pranked

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Hysterical, emotional, impulsive. He's a woman.

Think anyone relying on state pension is insane, want to have retirement funds settled long before I actually hit the retirement age since it'll go up 2-3 times minimum before I hit it (2-3 is probably low balling it really if we're honest)

Awful macros on that

It's like saying

The scottish are retarded

without acknowledging that their region is mountainous. Scotland is famous for their highlands and it still looks flatter than mid to southern Italy, lmao.

Geographically Scotland is also further away from Mainland Europe, so there's a high chance all economic power clusters in England (where it is flatter)

bought a 0dte call predicting and upward breakout from this pennant we're forming

line went down

panic sold

made money on the call

confused, checked my transaction history

it was a put

Alright, that's enough from me for a bit.

I can't find it but there's a clip from the first episode of the dilbert show where dilbert presents three options to the ceo
1. dogshit
2. what you want
3. the worse option than dogshit

this is the tactic he's using imo, negotiation 101 and it somehow works

I would also say Dodge

the fact that market moves based off the whims of one man just shows how powerful he is. whether you like it or not

Not sure if we close green or down 800 points.

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anounce more trade war

bonds lower

anounce maybe some deals

bonds rise again

What a meme of a market

HOLY FUCK
it's literally over.

haha wow turns out that a literal pyramid scheme isn't that very sustainable. in the nordic countries you don't collect pension for yourself but pay the pension of the current pensioner so if ever the birthrates dip or there are bumps in the economy the whole thing crumbles

Unironcally I think he's made idiots stay away from bonds unless they are 100 percent sure of a recession

the presidnet of the biggest economy of the world has power

No shit. Is the first time some one uses it so irresponsible.

The US is the most powerful nation on earth and the US dollar is the world's reserve currency. They would be forced to accept even if he just forced the final rate to begin with. The only difference is that he burned all of America's soft power and credibility in the process.

true but the worst thing is that this is a mandatory taxlike expense they steal from your salary and because the population is not growing and people are poor but pensions were earned in the past the percentages that have to be contributed are massive

Yuropoors are so fucking stupid lmao

More or less

Slurp bonds when market dumps

Dump bonds when market slurps

bought 500 SOXL

at 17.75

how fucked am i

American soft power

Only exists with democrats in power especially in Europe considering all the worship of Obama

burned all of America's soft power and credibility in the process.

doesn't matter the world relies on the dollar and thats not changing buddy

Soxl chads is it over? Should I kill myself? Or is the bottom in?

Advice: Don't click that

Yet another SOXL baggie

I miss when Bobina was brown. This is such a travesty

as fucked as that cutie patootie in pic rel is about to be fucked by my BWC that cravies jap slits.

Anyways, stocks go down. simple as. I need (you)s from actual investors here

I was going to say you would be fine until I realized I was looking at Paradox Interactive (ETA)

he burned all of America's soft power and credibility in the process.

Hey retard, did you see his Middle East trip? Leaders were fawning over him like boys look at their father. Trillions of dollars in deals resulted in his trip alone.
America is BACK.
You LOST

Countries will just start decoupling in the long run

the charitable and honorable corporation will surely "eat the tariff" loss and not pass it on to the end consumer

Lmaoing @ u if u believe this

What pic?

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And yet one of the most affluent regions of the world is around the Alps and Po valley. Now compare North and South Germany.

The South of Italy is a maritime economy though. This is like saying that the Asian steppes should be the centre of all human development.

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He exposed the EU's sole purpose of existence is to fuck over America on trade. I hope he pulls us out of NATO and you guys kill each other like old times.

why are euroshits so desperate to sell us their stuff like NYC street gypsies? Why don't they buy it instead if its so good.

so uhh dump is cancelled I guess...

60402513

now we have chinks spamming here

I HATE THE CHINESE I HATE THE CHINESE I HATE THE CHINESE I HATE THE CHINESE

I did too bro. I think it's over for us.

nothing happened.

If you expect instant results you should go back to TikTok or something. Truth Social posting does not dictate whether tariffs are magically in effect or not. They don't have a magic button at CBP that they just press to make prices instantly go up. Even for the previous tariff threats, CBP generally wasn't enforcing the 10% from EU that was announced at the start of April didn't start kicking in generally until the first week of May.

Tariffs to consumer are also largely more dependent on existing stock in US warehouses. Depending on the product, manufacturers can hold out the flip flop from weeks to months.

TL;DR the world doesn't work the way you think it does. Educate yourself.

not sure why people keep saying

"but le consumers are eating le tariffs"

lol, nigga I haven't shopped at any non-local store in years.

I was politely asking soxl baggies to sell in smg when it was at ath.

The asian steppes are center, but basically empty as there is no maritime connection at all. North italy still has access to the sea, Venice is literally there.

North vs South Germany is not as drastic as north vs south italy I'd assume. But West vs East germany is bad.

Why do you think they chose to use the US dollar in the first place and why they are moving away from it?

college photogratards seething

Support was already determined pre-market.
No more dumping unless God-Emperor Trump says something to make yuros seethe again.

Ok then what's your current advice, anon. I'll believe you and buy

Middle East trip

We're trading the respect of white europeans for that of arabs.

What should I do? I don't want to take the bait of a ''no deal'' and be cucked during the week-end, when I am powerless to do anything, if Orange-man changes tones again. Jshts

Doesnt mean they dont exist.

time to dump?

That was a pathetic dump.
I need a stronger one.
Can't anyone say something bearish?

Ukraine lost

It means you go to place A instead of place B

People either shoot themselves in the foot or drop their ego and shoot big C.

If tariffs are so bad for us why are europoors seething so much?

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We could have deals with yurpoors too if they showed a little respect.
But instead you act like little babies.

Depends with who the new deal is.
If it is some shit like india then maybe

1 gorespammer is the strength of 100 people in discord apparently
hilarious

God-Emperor

It's not your Father's power, it's how He uses it

Trump is allegedly tweeting about the EU at noon. This little reversal was a bull trap and we're going to start declining midday.

Black Tuesday we will open -2%

So is it just not possible to have a proper bear market now? 2022 wasn't long ago but I guess much has changed.

anyone priced in there plays for weekend are yall just waiting this day out.

so tariffs are bullish for EU? What's the big stink about euroshit bros?

My current advice is to sell

The local cant make up for other bigger stores or specialization stores.
The economy is bigger than good ol Mary and John food market place.

Is Trump genuinely sundowning, anons?

such a reddit tier thing to say

Because they are all atlanticists who think they can make poor decisions and believe the US won’t call them out on their bullshit.

Alright I sold. Have 900 available to play with. Now what

Exactly, there's more going on than simple flatness.

North vs South Germany is not as drastic as north vs south italy I'd assume. But West vs East germany is bad.

Depends on sampling size, there are still a lot of left-behind areas in North-West Germany.

They're doing what their people expect them to do, stand up for them. Not everyone wants cucks for leaders.

whats the deal with people being retarded? she could just donate to a public library or something

wake up

orange nigger doing orange nigger things

I miss Joe so much bros...

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Why does Trump hate Europeans so much? Is it because he's Jewish?

I got wrecked buying spy puts. It could easily close above 580 today

I doubt im even going to be able to live up into my 60´s, my gradparents generation managed to put a chain around my neck before i was even born

Bessent speaking in 20 minutes

MicroStrategy is eating shit today

EU(?) map

Even if it's just a Europe map, some countries are greyed out

cockroachland is in there

Whoever made that shit map should be guillotined on sight

Ah, yes the region below Hamburg. You see that purple dot in northern germany? That's Hamburg where the ports are. All economic activity is drawn to that place.

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thermonuclear pump incoming

What's the deal with people taking everything at face value when it clearly is made for a joke image.

tfw bought leveraged last week..

*it's darkblue not purple

why do europeans hate us?

Lmao, the map also shows the "abuse" by Ireland. Look at their GDP per Capita. That's because of the taxbullshit they are doing with the US.

nothing is stopping other european countries from tariffing irish subsidiaries

Orange nigger family close your fucking puts kikes only kike niggers would rug before memorial day

I've never done puts only calls

all these russian false flaggers pretending to be both european and american just to fling shit at each other

Daily reminder that you're disgusting mongol mutts and you will be murdered in a trench for the wests profits.
Thank you for the attention on this matter.

not sure about buying NVDA.

I know it will go up, but the earning report is gonna suck since they had to eat $15b in inventory.

reverse call vertical spread

From what ive seen puts are more profitable because their value rises along with vix so they have better delta on sharp moves

US and EU trade war

Taiwanese company is my biggest loser

maybe get better taxes? if the whole continent did what they do neither the US or China would have a gdp higher than the EU

I'll have to look into it. I the strike as 15.00 but when I set a limit to sell on 15 it says 5 grand in proceeds? Like that can't be right

Now zoom in on Gelsenkirchen. Or Bremerhaven.

It's not just that economic activity has concentrated over time but that areas have the bottom open up from under them. The Mezzogiorno has a more lasting problem but it's arguably suffered precisely because it became a part of Italy whereas in prior centuries it saw periods of prosperity on the back of maritime trade.

that would damage the image of ((((unity)))) that the eu desperately needs with states on the chopping block to lose voting power because the eu is assmad that hungary keeps blocking materiel packages going to ukraine
i dont give a shit about war im more concerned over the eu being suicidal enough to sacrifice its entire gdp to "stop" russia
what changes is that ukraine war is proof that hot wars work if you have problems and european armies have been woefully underfunded for years. they're just using this as an excuse to make an eu army and start martial law across europe and anti-racism enforced at gunpoint.

Nvm I'm a dumb nigger I have the quantity of puts put in so the limit price is just one. Got it.

You LOST

Who lost?

Why is the US going against it's best ally? I don't get it? Why is MAGA supporting this?
Why is MAGA obsessed with tin pot oil states? Russia has the economy of Italy.

what does europe even make?

Orban is gonna badly lose the next election so that Russian and Israeli worshiping fat mutt is gonna go bye bye

Posts seething about America

youre talking to ziggers that pretend they're both european and american to start shit
its low IQ caveman shilling kek

Muslim babies

Americans seethe

It's simple really, bribery is a time honored practice in shithole states and MAGA are retarded cucks.

use the darkies

so ethnic russians?

go spam more gore retard
it's super effective and doesn't make me want to thrown up because I'm a rational human being
now if you post chinese liveleak workplace accidents, I'll give you a pass

What are the odds of EU moving forward with the electronic services tax

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There are LIDL's opening in my area and they're pretty great so those at least

calm down zigpig

Half the EU budget is from fining US tech firms.

I buy

Giga bear candle appears

every time

sure! now take them and all the muzrats and nafris and send them over! the new europeans should defend their homes, right?

Tax on services was a Pandora's box already opened by Trump 3 weeks ago with his Hollywood thing.
So, 100%.

dictators don't lose

Because Germany is the main country to get screwed by this who funds the entire EU they aren't called Goymoney for nothing

Schrödinger’s tariffs: If markets take Trump’s threat seriously, they will crash and he won’t do it. On the flip side, if they don’t believe that he will do it, he will do it.

I can't wait for eurocucks to eat shit on the gacha games they play

He thinks Orban who purged his security services will lose

Truth is Trump likes imposing tariffs more than actually having them. Expect them to be lifted soon

The Shart of the Deal isn’t a failure — it’s the point. Trump’s entire negotiation style was never about landing a smart, mutually beneficial outcome. It was about making noise, looking tough, and producing a spectacle for the base to consume. The goal was never the deal — the goal was the shart, the loud, messy, embarrassing display that leaves everyone worse off but gives him five seconds of dominance cosplay. And every time he makes a move, it’s the same: blow up the room, scream “Art of the Deal,” then quietly walk it back while pretending he won. That’s the shart — big stink, no substance.

It’s why we end up with 125% tariffs announced in all caps one day, and exemptions quietly rolled out the next. It’s why Xi doesn’t answer the phone, and the only people cheering are red-hat NPCs who still think yelling “CHINA BAD” is a policy. This is the Trump doctrine: maximal humiliation in pursuit of nothing. The actual deal never mattered. The chaos is the brand. And now the emperor has no clothes, no leverage, and no one picking up his calls — just a brown smear across global trade and a nation paying for his performance art.

That's how you know people love dictators

You say that like it's a bad thing. Gacha games are 21st century opium wars.

wake up

We're now at trade war with.... Tim Apple

It's really quite embarassing. Imagine throwing away the EU for fucking Russia kek. Their economy is literally near implosion and half their workforce is dead/injured.

why do third worlders think they're allowed to speak

Unironcally I think Trump wants a recession to get his policy goals it's the only way he gets them also he's doing something no one had the balls to do during Biden actually take the hit rather then fight the recession

impose tariffs

get what you want

remove tariffs

"guys trumpf is just spamming tariffs for fun"

zoomtards lmfao

Imagine actually believing that

It strategic to get them to flip on china

The Gulf states are Trump's best friends

Nvm I'm an even dumber nigger and somehow fucked it up. The price going up is putting me in the green. I guess I need to watch some videos or some shit, at least calls were easy since number goes up you win

Everyone was happy with a recovering market

Trump just decides to shart all over it for no reason at all

Bear or bull it doesn't matter. Trump fucks you anyways.

t. Eurocock who can't speak english and needs chatgpt to sneedmaxx

Pretty high, they made the cookies popup a thing, nothing will stop these retard.

At least read the investopedia article on options or something, anon

Schd is the most underperforming piece of shit. I actually liked the holdings too. Can't believe I fell for a meme. Can't wait to sell and buy more Voog

I only ever read the call parts. But I will, thanks

why are euros in our stock market?

Half their workforce is dead or injured

So will they collapse next year or this year I've been told the collapse is happening any day now and I've been told by Ukrianian pundits and that the Ukrianans are near collapse as well

It strategic to get them to flip on china

Russia has nothing to offer China, they're a buffer state like north korea.

Should have took the profit when he says EU is nastier than China.

shills scream like stuck pigs on either side

I am supposed to take these """""peoples"""" arguments at face value

unfortunately we have the internet and economic data at our fingertips

T Minus 90 Minutes until we dump.

You don't buy SCHD for growth

Also economic ties since they've replaced the EU in supply chains and for Russia the EU removing sanctions isn't enough (they've already said they won't remove all of them) so Russia literally will keep it's relationship with China anyway

The whole point of the (early) EU was to not have tariffs in Europe. A tarifffree tradezone in Europe

*chinese

A dividend means nothing if your down 12% and haven't recovered or came close to recovering the liberation day dump

It appears my superiority has caused some controversy

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So this is basically another US session of americans nonstop trying to pump

With the help of Bessent

US Tsy Sec. Bessent: Tax Permanence From GOP Bill To Offer Certainty – BBG TV

- Aiming For 3% Or So Fiscal Gap By 2028

- Feels 'Very Optimistic' On Outlook For Deficit

- 'Substantial Revenue' Coming In Now Thanks To Tariffs

Reckon we will close green

Reckon

pardner!

Makes you wonder what was discussed at the private crypto dinner that the press was not allowed to cover last night

Jewish tricks

Ukraine won

My BRKB stock turns green just now

Their economy collapses the moment the with Ukraine war ends. That's why Putin will never agree to a ceasefire and is ignoring Trump's attempts to broker one.

today was barely even a dump

I have got to stop blowing money on near-expiry MLGO calls

Yesterday Levitt during pressconference:

The assets of the president are in a blind trust... managed by his children

I'm just saying stuff like SCHD is for people with a lot of money who want to live off divvies. If you're worried about dumps and such SCHD isn't for you. I don't have enough money for chasing divvies to make sense for me, personally.

UNHealthy chads wtf why are we dumping

they can raise prices too if everyone else does

because the company is rotten

Economical solipsism, "things that dont affect me dont exist lol", your local store most likely sources some products not made in the USA anyway

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Why would insiders slurp up so much at $250 if they didn't think it would appreciate in value.

Surely they know the ins and outs and have deemed it a safe play.

Entire market crabbing

amazing

good thing I didn't short the market this morning like everyone at the retard /smg/ (bant)
probably alll green monday because EU deal over the weekend

when is the dump going to happen?

I fuckin hate the US session, actually worse than China

SPY just dropped half a dollar in a 20 span

Indexing is a curse, mutes true pricing

Will you dump if you bought at $250?

but it's up 2 1/2 dollars from 9:30 until now

bro, I don't speak immigrant, but yes -I choose not to shop at Walmart like a libqueer.

also

assume

Why such small tariff percentages, they should be bigly so they know you mean business

Complete shitshow with Harvard, Trump wants to ban international students.

Good, half the internationals are literal spies

Good

UNH

the new INTCel

why is that bad? prioritize your own peoples education.

entire market crabbing until trump tweets

new bread

ruh-roh, EU will buy Canadian Oil and Gas

Valdis Dombrovskis

@VDombrovskis

Good to be in #Calgary and meet Alberta Premier Danielle Smith.

The EU and Canada will benefit from strengthening their economic relationship, and we discussed potential for cooperation on critical raw materials and energy in particular.

thx tranny

Mods actually not faggots for once.

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VGH MY QUEEN

Who do you think funds the locals? International students literally subsidize local students because they always pay full price. Harvard doesn't even charge tuition for families making less than 200k. You're going to see them pull back on all of that.

Unless the EU regime changes Carney and reprograms Bloc Qubeceios zero chance since we export via America

this one hasn’t hit bump limit yet, post a few more times

So many seething ziggers with no money

Holy shit, he's already dead