/smg/ - Stock Market General

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PLTR bros... it's over...

Trump says retarded shit

market crashes

Trump gets scared, backs down

market slowly recovers

hmmmm.... let's try saying retarded shit again, I wonder what will happen

SELLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WE MUST END THE ARCHAHIC COLONIZATION OF THE GREENLAND ISLAND!!! FREEEEEE FREE GREENLAND!!!!

Bessent speaks on BIG BLACK tv and trump signs executive orders today

Lol I'd cash the fuck out too

Will the WOLF howl today?

FUN FUN FUN FUN *Dancing BOBO gif*

youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?si=7iuq6HSg5Xph5alS

Belgium is probably the most fake and gay country in Europe
Three official languages, each controlling their own territory? The Capitol is 90% foreign born? Brussels is the seat of the NWO government? The largest political party is perma locked out of government because they want nationalism?
Just change it to an EEZ, it’s not a nation, doesn’t belong in the UN iicbqtbh

i bought more VOO
i'm just going to enjoy the 3% on my divvy folio and ride all the way. never gonna sell until i actually need the money.

the mutt fears the yuro

of course, he briefed his goons beforehand so the head honchos get even FATTER when the market recover and he backpedals again

What we slurping at midday my sliggers?

I panic sold all my positions now I need to slurp up a new portfolio

buy
the
fucking
dip

calls or puts boys?

That is literally not the definition. I made Americans so fucking much. Just fucking unalive yourself and go back to Anon Babble you stupid vatnik

Why would he threaten tariffs BEFORE the trade call?

I will not sell

I always pick the exact worst time to buy

WE WE WE SO EXCITED
WE SO EXCITED
WE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAY

TOMORROW IS SATURDAY
AND SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS

I made Americans

ESL nigger get off this american website

both unless you're expecting a crab

PUTS .WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING????? JUST FUCKING SELL AND BUY PUTS

no cunny

This thread fucking sucks

Selling is the bag killer, selling is the little death which brings total liquidation

Racism isn't allowed on this board idiot. Enjoy your vacation you fat American. I don't expect you to be civil when you can't understand the difference between a vat tax and a tariff

go suck off Putin's cock

Because fuck the EU that's why.
I'm not saying that's my position. That's likelu why he said it though. To antagonize them going into the call.

just realized burgerbros can't trade on monday

bearish or bullish?

gee I don't know just trump's retarded way of meme negotiating

So yea Trump will back down within weeks and claim he won

calls its a fakeout. trump is gonna backpedal soon

Scoops was banned again :(

Hiromoot lives in Paris, frog ouiaboo website.

kys retarded niggerfaggot

The only reason America even exists is because EU created civilization you idiot. Ungrateful fatass chud

we have nothing in common with the dutch

holy shit everyone look at this seething eurotard

perma locked out of government because they want nationalism

And because they want to split off the Northern half so it can be a real country.

Bearish. Few will want to hold over the weekend as Trump continues to run his mouth.

the orange cheeto is killing decades of good will with Europe
Again, you stupid fucks don't understand the difference between a VAT and a tariff. I'm surprised you literal retards can even type without needing assistance

im all for crab brat being a thing
but with all due respect, this is a bobo-chan day

T-10 MINUTES

Even before expiration, June 1st, more than 30 days sooner.

Like, what? He's getting mad cause there is no tradedeal by anybody at all.

pathetic reading comprehension

lashing out at the messenger

Shameful.

More like America exists because Europeans fought with each other for a two thousand years. We are the end result. Perfect in the art of warfare.

ALERT: CELSIUS BUYING OPPORTUNITY

investopedia.com/terms/v/valueaddedtax.asp

if you want to be autistic about definitions we can be autistic about it, I really do think you should hang yourself for being upset about someone else being angry about VAT instead of murdering everyone sitting in whatever dogshit eurocuck country you call home, I enjoy being called a vatnik in the same sentence as "american" because it reveales to me you're a fucking troon
you do not get the credit unless you paid externally from your home country
i really do hope you hang yourself

The market not doing a -6% already like in April is because at least half of it expect Trump to fold by this weekend, though. Which might already happen when Bessent will talk today.

Don't worry eugenics will solve that

Prepare for a legendary day boys. I hope you've got your pink wojaks ready. If repeating integers then we hit the circuit breakers within the first 45 minutes.

bro its fakeout we've seen this already in the past 3 months

so true, walloonx POC deserve their own homeland

Btw, Sunday Powell is speaking, probably gonna crash the markets with a few words, -2% on monday open, kek.

Who can blame em

retarded amerimutt needs to look up definitions

You were wrong in the last thread and you are still wrong now.

Post dry powder stores

I dont want to discuss politics on smg
But good will with cucks who import third world to leech welfare from them isnt worth anything. We yuros need total leadership replacement so it doesnt even matter what our current regime thinks
I wont discuss politics here anymore

Actually, youre wrong. Because bobo-chan can be aged down. She doesnt have to be a barren old woman like in the OP.

Fair points. Many still won't hold though I'd wager.

dont argue with him. he's delusional (like most euros). they love getting buttfucked with 50% tax rates because muh free healthcare (subsidized by the US) and cheap defense (also subsidized by the US)

Market is closed monday

Naw drop this "we" crap. This entire thread reeks of disgusting fat americans and putin supporters. Fuck off to Anon Babble already

I love the stock market.

look at this seething eurocuck, nafo supporting troon
Did you come here to make money or just spam bullshit?

I need a truly red day, none of this faggy V-shaped recovery bullshit

putin supporters

Kek, going straight to my filter

Red Friday. Black Tuesday.

only reason America even exists is because EU

So it’s their fucking fault we’re in this mess then

comfy and ready for the biggest pump ever next week goldbros?

not everyone has the high IQ required to appreciate the cute & funny though. we shouldn't get too greedy.

orange man giveth, orange man taketh
do nothing and win

last thread was filled with Euro's backing me up

now suddenly it's all americans

nice to know we can get raided with no fucking consequences
Go fuck yourself I'm out. Stupid fucking American fatass incel freaks
YOU CREATED THIS OWN MESS BY ELECTING YOUR STUPID FUCKING PRESIDENT YOU STUPID FUCKS

"HUUUUURRRRR DUUUURRRRR YOU EURO'S ARE HYPOCRITES BECAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A VAT TAX AHHHHHHHHHH"

i literally gave him the definition of VAT and he still tells me I am wrong, I don't understand these people

everyone who doesn't agree with me supports putin

Meds schizo

Reminder to make the bear brown.
(tanned female), dark-skinned female

What's the news

News?

American's being fucking retarded and calling a vat tax regressive because your education is dogshit terrible

We should cull the low IQ adult woman fetish chuds.

Cringe, seething about politics
Base

Please be real.

its another insider trading weekend

no matter how you play you lose because you are not on the inside

Youre gay. Im sorry you had to find out like this.

Exit scamming!

it's 9:27 am in america, people are waking up right now, and your delusional asspain made laugh so hard i had to get some water
good luck with your delusion that the evil ruskie is around the corner waiting to rape you, it will most definetly not give you mental problems

Stop bickering and name-calling and acknowledge this important issue please.
Thank you for your attention.

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND TRY TO MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

These last few months have really opened my eyes on how reddit europeans are

a vat tax is regressive because it adds taxes where there shouldn't be any taxes boss

buy the fucking dip

knows trump is an orange nigger

doesn't buy puts when the vix is low and in anticipation for the next orange chimpout

all europoors know how to do is seethe

Honestly, we will probably open green on Tuesday. After the three-day weekend, everyone will have forgotten about this unless someone reveals that the call is absolutely disastrous.

Retail will obviously slurp this dip only to get buttfucked later. I hope they do

y-you are retail

yes, I know

SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm buying the dip

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RED IDs MAKE IT TODAY

buy 0dte calls

opened above futures

dip successfully bought

how original

saars how came my euro stock is pumping

Daring today, arent we?

how long until Trump caves this time

i say after the weekend

i give it two more weeks until we get capitulation from the EU or more escalation boss.

Mumus tf was this little pump?

How the fuck did nvdia get ti 130 even what the fuck

buy the fucking dip

LMFAO dead ruskie
you're going to make all the putin loving americans seethe

AAPL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate them so much
They WILL rise one day and I WILL break even as I dump it off

UNH is single-handedly keeping my folio from collapsing at the moment

No its a bull trap

caves

it's all just market manipulation, world's biggest economy is a pump and dump scheme now

Don't buy the dip until the EU responds today with their retaliation.

Based

eternal crab. they have nothing without jobs

Are you that faggot jew retard that made me buy nycb last year?

lmao everyone buying the dip again

until the EU responds today

today

It's gonna take them a month to even formulate a framework of a plan for retaliation.

This, having one person not dictate your entire trade policy without consulting anyone has its pros and cons

Don't bet against America!

That was Rocker boss.

this was the most obvious buy signal and you retards are selling

what is a tax credit

GIGA RETARD IVA IS A FUCKING CONSUMPTION TAX

Unlike America where you fucking chudcel retards electing a moron running everything, got it

No they were planning for this. They already formed a committee and were developing options on a response based on different scenarios. I expect a press release this morning.

Sorry, I get you guys confused so much because youre both so gay and retarded. Youre the one with the asian wife that you beat?

we get capitulation from the EU

European leaders pondering about it (see picture) and thinking, we've lost empires, what worse can happen? How about we just say "no".

or more escalation

yes

le slurping is already steaming off

he has resorted to goreposting

how red is your face right now eu cucky

They were supposed to have something in place right before he tarrifs, then again that's probably been stuck in endless EU red tape the entire time

bears will get rekt.
trump tariff action is already priced in for the rest of the year.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO COMPUTER

seething rusnik?

Trump doesn't understand what VAT is and is probably annoyed EU is trying to sanction NS2

Yeah EU prefers to talk with major players on what should be tariffed and what not so they don’t harm themselves

they'll discuss it

establish a report

hire analysts to analyse the report

have them establish a report based on that report

discuss it some more in the council

discuss it with the national governments

let them establish reports

let them hire analysts to analyse them

let them discuss it some more

and then in 2026/27 there might come an answer

I find drone footage distasteful and I still cannot tell Russians and Ukrainians apart
The future of warfare is so gay

Check the volume

piggy shills itt

lol trying his best again

BESSENT: WILL SEE MORE DEALS ANNOUNCED WITHIN 90 DAY PERIOD

BESSENT: U.S. IS FAR ALONG IN TRADE TALKS WITH INDIA, ASIAN COUNTRIES

BESSENT: MOST COUNTRIES NEGOTIATING IN GOOD FAITH EXCEPT EU

That was a bull trap, right?

I didn't sell it all at the bottom right guys?

We're not married, and I never beat her boss.

that already happened. everything is in place. the digital services tax is coming.

THE TAX CREDIT IS FOR NON-INSTATE PURCHASES OUTSIDE OF YOUR EU COUNTRY

READ
NIGGER
I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND REPLACE THEM WITH YOUR EYES BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO NEVER USE EITHER

Trump

Americans are incapable of understand what a VAT tax is as seen in the last thread and this one

its not fair that girls get to look like this. now we just need israel to launch full power attacks and the market will be great again

Down 18% this morning. I hope you guys listened to me.

Hey I warned you.

Its already steaming off , they can't slurp ad vitam. Double down or buy and get rekt again

This trump market is so kek. Truly the shitposter king.

how we feeling about midcaps right now senpai?

weak slurp desu

The time has come

I agree,

Learn to make your pictures more suited to the situation you nazi

Care if you post more dead russians you'll make the drumpfcels seethe!

BBT (big beautiful tradedeals) are cumming as we speak

you mean the slurp volume?

Apple is coasting on past greatness and I seethe that it’s still the largest company in the S&P because APPL’s issues are propped up by a billion boomers who have auto deposit into ETFs locked in

I need a shot of ayahuasca.

Bessent desperate trying to clean up trumps stinky diaper

yep today next year maybe

look man
when you're a company in the EU and you buy something from another company in the EU or sell something to another company in the EU the VAT is not paid by any party or if any party involved pays it, it gets a tax credit in full. it really is that simple.

Yeah if I was a girl I would be the biggest slut.

when did this general get its very own /uhg/ troon
hopefully he doesn't start spamming cp next

What are you selling CSPs on?

It’s the future of your nation too

I don't watch anime so that's not happening unlike you right wing freaks

so are we going to pump today since we have a lot of negative happenings?
buy calls?

IF A CITIZEN
MAKES A PURCHASE
IN THE EU
THEY DO NOT GET THE CREDIT. THE COST IS PASSED TO THE CITIZEN. KILL YOURSELF, HOLY FUCK

Le dumping can resume now

I'M A TAX ADVISOR IN EU COUNTRY YOU GIGA RETARD IF YOU DON'T DIRECTLY SELL TO CONSUMER YOUR VAT IS ALWAYS BALANCED BETWEEN A CREDIT AND A DEBIT TO YOUR LOCAL TAX AGENCY, IF YOU TRADE TOO MUCH WITH COUNTRIES OUTSIDE YOUR OWN YOU LITERALLY END UP WITH TOO MUCH CREDIT THAT LITERALLY HALTS YOUR COMPANY LIQUIDITY

They don't understand B2B is made "VATless", the state not collecting any penny, while B2C is where VAT is applied to the final consumer and the state collects sweet money.

Yes but that's because they listen to him when you explain it's a slaes tax they understand it more

SOON

I hate this fucking retard so much. We all know he's going to cuck out again, but now we're probably not getting any rate cuts.

i look like this and say this

Im coming back when the troon is gone

Americna's still crashing out because they don't understand VAT taxes

NICE EDUCATION YOU PUTIN LOVING FUCKS

poor affluent american tourists

yes. and that's why the VAT is essentially a sales tax and not a regressive tax applied at every step of the production process. glad you understand now.

I had no idea I was from switzerland, amazing to know

(take your pills pigger)

So trump is crashing the economy again because he doesn't like how EU countries set up their taxes?

Redheads for the reddays-god

implying there's anything wrong with trans women

Keep going incel I've almost got bingo

Thought you lost your pics?

next week

any option plays?

That's kinda complicated.

Trump is crashing the economy so recession fears bring bond yields back down.

He's crashing the economy because his dumb fucking retard suppoters don't understand how a VAT tax works

I apparently saved them in a references folder. I had tons saved there as extra copies for some reason

Blood bath

Love me some redheads. Apparently if you have a fear of clowns you likely don't like them.

US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Most countries are negotiating in good faith, except the EU.

why are europeans like this

the S&P can burn in the hell it deserves

more dead vatniks!

Woke europeons are scamming american tourists with taxes MILLIONS folks we’re losing MILLIONS horrible deal

He's retarded he thinks VAT(someone should explain to him it's a unverisal sales tax) is a trade barrier but he's also annoyed that the EU is attempting to possibly sanction NS2 when the Americans very well buy the consortium

Spy puts

e-hang

Actually grim.

imagine not having a nvda avg of $95

bond yields are rising tho

jim cramer is one funny dude ngl

Ukraine LOST

Sure man. Sure.

NVDA is going to be assblasted for no reason.

has it ever occured to you that the entire US administration habitually lie out of their fucking asses at every occasion

implying you can trust anyone who Trump likes

EU's are the most good faith negotiators on the planet
VAT is not a sales tax
It is not a consumption tax
WE EXPLAINED IT TO YOU THE LAST THREAD YOU STUPID FUCKING INCEL

goreposting?
in my /smg/?

It's alright they are spiritually winning their manpower problems will be overcome

Americans are incapable of intelligent thought and can only mimic european civlization
seethe vatnik
There are no manpower shortages retard

Why are you using a trip

start negotiating in good faith. even china is working with the US

Typical nigger animal acting out.

I know, sometimes even fellow tax advisors forget things (for example i knew a tax advisor who didn't knew you could sell your tax credit to a bank to get immediate liquidity)

Good faith just means that they are bribing him. Most openly corrupt administration in American history. The chinks bought up Trump's meme coin.

Found Shrinivas

Because the EU is a larger economy than the US and can negotiate from a much stronger position than most countries can

What makes you say that?

more seething vatniks

they are all trump supporters

of course

he's salty he sold too early (like me) and needs a good cope.

I don't like clowns but I still love them.

they are convinced its some kind of repelant
also apparently I am not american but a russian draft dodger from switzerland
all because I want ukranian property for cheap
and I thought I was schizophrenic

More like

EU government is several layers of separation from the underlying European voter and faces no backlash for failing at trade strategy

In case you haven't noticed it's been the national governments getting hammered with hate, not the EU. Which is a big reason why it doesn't work.

Trans rights are human rights incel

tats ruin all women, putting a bumper sticker on a sports car.

/chuggies/ melties

Redditors are so retarded that they are guffawing over the small 250 million dollar deficit which Trump wrote as a mistake. Imagine being invested in these times and not knowing the deficit is 250 billion lol.

My meme energy stocks are up this morning. +9% on nuclear.

To buy or not to buy

In Canuckland we literally have a "VAT" it's all but sales tax it just doesn't include necessary items

they are no manpower shortages you retard

TCC won't let you lie

seethe vatnik

IN PRINCIPLE AGREEMENT COMIN

The EU is the single greatest democratic accomplishment and it shits on America's "union" so hard

fake videos

Why don’t the EU just “gift” Trump a gold plated yacht, golf club or whatever and just call it a day?

Mainly a gut feeling, but it's been crabbing all week, has historically doomped on earnings, and there's NO NEWS.

Take your hrt pedofaggot

I'm more annoyed people posting gore I'd I wanted to be on Anon Babble I would go to Anon Babble I'm here to look at the market burning while also making some sheckles

more /chug/ meltdowns

I'll go ahead and let the discord know to come here regularly and ruin your thread. Remember this is your own fault. Hope you like gore
Trans rights are human rights

well they can always pull a uk but we all know that with few exceptions countries joined it for the free money from the bigger fools like germany and france

You have not seen her back. I rarely care about Tattoos, but this time her tattoo really ruins it, even though it's not an ugly tattoo and probably well made, but her "pure" back would have been better in this case.

youtu.be/o7o9ZtipVyo?si=a87PHAskvd1PiVP_
Nice!

TWO WEEKS

trade deal with india

but don't you dare to build phones there

Ukraine fucking lost

babylon 5 is the better show

what do yall think of unh. literally the best performing in its sector but has been getting assblasted all month.

t.

Russia is losing

More h1b, yay

@ParikSHITl

bruh

ALLOW ME TO COMPETE

based
code monkey never deserved 6 fig salaries especially now in the age of AI.

My concern is that after constant massive dumps despite really good earnings, that the one time their earnings aren't so amazing it somehow goes up instead
Not selling until Tues though, running on hopium we get usual pre-earnings pump and then a massive dump on the day itself

day 1184 of the 3 day special military operation against a backwater shithole

"three weeks to defeat Ukraine!"

years later Vatniks still dying

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

seething ukrop

Russia is losing

Garibaldi was a trash character. Season 5 was trash, legend of the Rangers was trash, lost tales was trash. Liked me Crusade and call to arms though. Technomage trilogy books were great!

back when we were /rhg/ I got into an argument with some guy who said he's seen trips come and go and i'd be no different, so here I am 8 years later still using a trip because I need to prove him wrong boss.

trans rights are human rights

Ltry and rvph made me some serious money whats the next play?

goys supporting ukr

lol

Can you Anon Babbleopers and Anon Babbletards stfu.

Too late to buy wolf?

Nice V shaped recovery you gas huffing retards lmfao

Anon Babble vatniks invest every thread

he’s crashing trust in American institutions which is causing bond yields to rise

tell that to the schizophrenic tranny

Like this I guess.

please don’t talk about the stock market

this thread was ruined because of vatniks

we end green

all the seething is awakening the bulls

You guys did buy soxl when it was 10% down earlier to swing trade right?

Anon Babbletranny gorespams for no reason

da vatniks started it!

Lying Anon Babbleoping /uhg/nigger

Told you the discord is watching. Hope you like this spam from now on you stupid Americans

r-r-r-rreddit!

yes

UKRAINE FUCKIGN LOST

tranny

you've spent this thread doing nothing but screaming "trans rights" and screaming about vatniks, zero of your posts have anything to do with stocks or bonds, and have accussed me (a regular here of 4+ years (go check the archives for "Prunella Sees the Light" as a filename)

you have about 1k~ in savings at best and are most likely in college and an active reddit user. I don't want tto hear shit about thread ruiniation until you can contain your sporadic, spastic outburts and cries of "racism", a concept worked up by leon trotksky (a jew) to shame people for noticing niggers are dumber than rocks

All you incels had to do was accept you were wrong about the vat tax. but you just had to keep arguing and reveal your support for Putin and hatred for trans women

So now hundreds of discord people now know of your thread. Enjoy the spam!

I refuse to buy the dip until the EU comments.

Enjoy ban nigger

NEW THREAD

in that case i'm calling my discord reinforcements for help

You could be waiting for weeks

yeah pretty much lol

Most blatant false flag post in many years, perhaps ever
There’s on one person posting gore and porn in this thread and your Google translate Hindi isn’t convincing anyone of the contrary

In summary, SPY will end .1% green today

Where are my nuclear and uranium chads? How are you feeling?

I can already feel manufacturing flooding back into the US

Russia should focus on defending their land. Throwing your people into death only really works when defending, not trying to advance.

youtu.be/Hw25Ghr8O-M?si=zOhxZYvytZe6DoOt

Fuck. I saw the post but didn’t short. It’s over for me.

god i miss bf1

Bought oklo puts when it was up 20% this morning. Fucked up big time

Bearish as long as oil is so low

I find it more stupid at this point the Ukrianans are fucked no matter what happens even Zhaluny says the Ukros asking for 22 or 91 borders are delusional this war will end with the Russians taking more territory