/SMG/ Stock Market General

i keep buying puts expiring anywhere between next week and the end of the year
i'm down like 20k this month
at this point i am operating with spite rather than logic or rationality

at least youre honest about it, meanwhile every other bear here is pretending they didnt blow out their account

buy puts vix sub 20

sell when vix hits 25, or higher if you have balls

Thats a dumb way to play it. Stick to long-dated puts and go super OTM. If you need quick cash grab 0 or 1dte calls after big intraday dumps.
I'm down 40%, I didn't hear no fuckin bell
t. fellow bear.

You're a dopamine addicted fucking cunt justifying your retardation. There are five /smg/ threads in the catalog. Only two are at bump limit ffs.

yeah, i should have stuck to a casino
it's a lot easier to walk away from

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Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We, we, we so excited, we so excited (Partyin')
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards
I don't want this weekend to end

Markets gonna doomping

I can't think of many lower success strategies than long dated puts, God speed bobo

Can someone post the Tim Burry Big Short meme with the gold chart and the pre-Christopher Columbus gold price and Tim Burry saying "I may have been early but I wasn't wrong"? I didn't save it and now I need it.

We eatin' good nuke bros

I can't think of many lower success fiscal policies than juche but here we are
There are countless ways the next few months can play out and vanishingly few of them prevent the stock I have puts on from dumping 95%

Yep, I'm the exact reverse of him. My main strategy is to sell long-dated puts.

what is the EU Vat Tax and why is it bad for america?

What are you going to do, ban me?

Quote from man, banned

7 minutes til dump, sell your calls now

fake dump

It is the European version of what Americans call sales tax It is a complete mystery why Trump is angry about it.

godsdammit, ofc everything dumps late
at least my $580p turned a slight profit

this is spot where you buy otm odte?? or will kike niggers juke

Cause they charge importers VAT.

Permabear here. If SPY drops to $578.5 prepare for the dump of your lives
Otherwise I think we goin up

Everybody pays VAT

WTF WAS THAT

America charges sales tax on European products too.

But in the US sales tax is just charged to consumers not to EU imports. There it seems to be double tax. The importers pay VAT then the consumer pays VAT.

either keep or sell tuesday put (+33%)

he went long US steel

LMAO

European sellers also pay VAT in Europe. Everyone pays VAT, but most of all, the consumer pays VAT because it all just gets passed on.

please look at picrel until you understand why you're wrong

It's up

Ok, betting on a pump around close now. May end green

Fucking DUMP already

So Mr. Snibbs won again today?

dump followed by pump

Fucking algos.

Not so fast

Even if you ignore bears I'm sure there are mumu's who got blown the fuck out from being too optimistic. Look at how much Anon Babble traffic is down, is it cause everyone else made it and we're stuck here still trying to make it?

Did you forget the site was down for a week and a ton of people didn't come back

I'm going all in UPRO and hodling over the long weekend. See ya later nerds

I'm bearish and even I know that stocks go up. The reason to be bearish is to cut your losses and only ride waves up, whether that's growth or by shorts. Mumus can just DCA.

Did you forget the site was down for a week and a ton of people didn't come back

I don't think the site generates a lot of genuine traffic. I think the outage kinda broke a lot of bots.

That depends on who gets these credits based on your pic. Honestly I really don't care. I don't import into Euro land.

Not gonna put your tranny name on your headstone after you rope yourself

Price is way too stable for too long. This shit's going to pump like there's no tomorrow I think.

what the FUCK is going on with VIX
stop

I'm about to put my dick in a VAT

...nothing?

Almost power ten minutes!
Time for a new thread....

Why buy expiring shit and not a x1 bear ETF instead? Leveraged bear ETF is also a possibility, though contrarily to regular ETF, decay won't work on your favor here, but for a few months in case the market stay irrational even this summer and starts dumping in september or october, like it loves to do when it's irrational, it should be fine.

every day is 90% pumping during trading horus

Here it comes!

threadly reminder that Anon Babble got violated and went home with the rapist, 2 Shart
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Not him but I want a fucking RV and 5 BTC when the inevitable occurs this fall, buying SOXS won't get me there

Bobos are retarded no matter what advice you give them

is it cause everyone else made it and we're stuck here still trying to make it?

no

Snib won

And that is still so hot!

trump let the japs buy US Steel corp

LMAOOOOO

It's up 8.88% and i'm the only nigger in the crib checking them suck it
VIX ne

didn't he rail against that during the campaign? lmao

because that won't make up my losses
i'm sorry, i don't mean to be this way

I SUMMON THE TRIBE
youtu.be/3jk74bWnlFo?si=SxktCdDJSmvua32V

don't crab until the very end wtf

most schizo president award.

When I roll a call in thinkorswim it doesn't show me the price breakdown of what I bought the call for and what I sold it at. It only shows as one transaction and quite frankly the only solution I see to this problem is to holocaust Africa.

reminder to the new people y’all can buy/sell SPY and VIX options until 15m after market close

Nippon steel bought US steel

the nippon sun rises

WHAT SHOULD I SHORT /SMG/?

THE DIP KEEPS ON DIPPING
MY PORTFOLIO KEEPS ON SLIPPING
AND THERE'S NO WAY OF PICKING
WHERE MY PUTS WILL BE STICKING

X

youtube.com/watch?v=Ksc-ocOJKqU

VIX is now 11%
its happening
the sharty tigers
the hidden penis
click clack
lets make some noise up in the jungle

and it begins......... the giga doomp

that's right anons you can get kiked even after the bell

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (To the weekend)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun

SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL

DOWN IT GOOOOES

On literally no news???!?!?!?!?

MA (10), (50), (200) are converging holy shit
I thought this would be rejected hence I thought it would pump

STOP FUCKING SELLING

He hasn't said anything about NAFTA in a while, time to short some Canadian and Mexican stuff before the next meltie?

I bought RGTi puts with my life savings, what am I in for? Looking to sell in 1 - 2 weeks

Now you people that were mad about me making a new thread. Would you like the thread split now? Cause that's what would have happened. Actually about 10 minutes ago.

Kek. I’m a goyim..

Nigga who cares

OK I SHORTED NASDAQ WITH A X15 LEVERAGE

suggest purchasing $576p SPY for tuesday before options close

The nafta stuff was already exempt from any tariffs. Everything else already got tariffed.

This fuckin market

Buying options closed 30 minutes ago lol
Thats why power hour is like it is, because you're stuck with your bags

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

Does PS3 Emulate well these days? Think that’s how I’m gonna spend this holy trinity weekend

You can trade spx options anytime

during the campaign

As recently as December, even

Nice fucking try bobo

Le slurping is already steaming off

Mumus you beheemed yourself

He did it for Abe. Who can blame him

Yeah I'm saying he's been quiet about new tariffs or a fight with Canada, basically guarantees he'll start babbling about it soon.
He seems to kinda rotate subjects.

I bought. Didn't sell. But I should have.

that’s for options closing today. you can continue buying options expiring after today until 4:15pm

+6.43% also SPY 5000 EOM

+6.9%
aahhhh crash ahrder daddy

Today: -0.3%
This Week: -0.1%

+45% on my 0dte scalping training. Feel like I did really well today, and this week in general. Trying to trade more defensively -- it's better to not take losses even if it means giving up some potential gains.

Was running some numbers yesterday, and if I put 5% of my account behind these trades and average +20% per day (a value I'm already way above) then this strategy would 12x my account over the next year. That's... a pretty nonsense return. That's absolutely batshit. But it really shows that reliability is what I need -- big hits are fantastic when I land them, but if I can just keep my head down and consistently make money then that's a winner.

Gonna start trading some real money next week. Start with 1% of my account, and slowly grow it from there as I get more confident.

meh

I was wrong.

-0.06%

playing anything besides 0dte

Lol ok tranny

Also you can trade spx options 24/7
Theyre superior

schizo Trump is killing me

t. Bobo

I thought it was 4pm. The extra 15 minutes is for trades to settle.

I assume you meant 500 but 5000 is actually correct, there's no stopping this retard market. I am happy to see at least a miniscule sign of sanity the past couple days though

Hmmm let's see...

First we had euphoria with ATH in Feb

Then the sell off, accelerating on Liberation Day

Subsequent recovery post Tariff reprieve sees us in complacency, but I fear we're approaching the end of this stage.

I wonder what comes next /smg/

Mumu take a look at AH

He killed me in September. After you get past the pain and continue to lose, lose, lose you will come up with a better strategy. Or you will end it.

actually, fuck holding the weekend. +74.79% is acceptable

nasdaq closed at -1%

next week the stock market is closed for 1 day

Something is prepared for the next week.

no days are allowed to be red

VIX perpetually too high to make any decent money on long term calls, not paying retarded premium

forced to gamble short expirys and hope trump tweets in your favor

this market is such fucking dogshit. Imagine you buy puts eod because of the news and then one of cheetos lackeys goes on CNBC on memorial day and says they made a deal and everything pumps 2% on futures open

during bidens market never did you think "hmm, futures could gap up 2% OR down 2%, idk its 50/50"

Real bears are in control

Now the EU will respond and we go deep red Monday morning.

Need to see a doctor about all this crabbing.

my anus is prepared
and you?

Spoke w

@jamiesongreer
&
@howardlutnick
. The EU's fully engaged, committed to securing a deal that works for both.
@EU_Commission
remains ready to work in good faith. EU-US trade is unmatched & must be guided by mutual respect, not threats. We stand ready to defend our interests.

-0.45%

Surprisingly boring day. Any day that I am beating the market is a good day though.

Nobody wants Fords howard
Americans don't even want Ford carS

Fucking called it
Niggers tongue my anus

And did you profit from it?

yeah i meant 500 . EU will respond negatively and the market will fall by 3% and continue to bleed until the end of the month. May has always been “bear friendly”.

Make that Tuesday morning.

Don't get fucking cute with me

Based . What's your next guess?

Sorry for your loss :(

-3% day
+1% week

I enjoy your posts because you are going through the stages of what every trader goes through. So far, your journey is absolutely textbook. Everyone has a honeymoon phase with their strategy before they actually start trading. Finding a brilliant "scalping" strategy, seeing success on paper, extrapolating it to merely 5% of your account and conclusively calculating that you'll 10x your net worth according to your most conservative estimates. Here's a spoiler: There's probably an enormous amount of despair in store for you in the next 3-12 months. I'm warning you about your fate in hopes that you can change it. Best of luck.

I concur, I think that our Nostradamus 0dte Giga Chad (pbuh) would also agree if he was still among us.

I hear you. I am aware that might happen. That said I will say -- I'm not trading on paper. These are actual trades that I'm actually executing, because slippage is really important for this strategy. I've been fucked by it before.

So at this point, I have actually executed the strategy successfully, I just haven't bought at scale. So now it's just a matter of if I can mentally handle doing it with more than pennies on the table.

+2.39%

+2.71%

I wish I hadn't sold my SMR months ago since it exploded today. Oh well.

Poor gigachad got heemed this week with the bonds dip. Bless his soul. Hope we see him back soon.

ok hard day at work
gonna goon til i fall asleep
some of you gays are alright
don't come to the stock market tomorrow

Shouldve bought calls on my fucking fever
It just won't go down

Stop eating then fatty, starve the fever.

damn, could’ve held MSTZ a bit longer to profit more than 10%

Pbuh

Do a chicken tendie swap for chicken soup instead.

I sold my MSTR when it failed to pump when BTC got its ATH. How low will MSTR go? Does anyone know if Saylor is actually fucked, or is this lawsuit a nothingburger

based this was supported by everyone involved except for the retard presidential protectionists

yeah and when you start actually trading for real you'll get fucked in the ass

Get a liter of water and put in a 1/2 teaspoon salt, two tablespoons sugar. Mix and drink it all.

Also if you took Tylenol take ibuprofen. Or do the opposite.

If you report people for racism on Anon Babble you have literally lost the argument, kill yourself nafotroon

KILL ALL NIGGERS

I fucking love orange man

Ive been drinking a shitload of bodyarmor which is literally what you said plus a bunch of potassium
Been on mostly ibuprofen, tylenol didnt do shit last night

I couldn't even bring myself to report a bobo fag for racism.

Alternate the meds cause they have different avenues of effect. I don't know that drink. Most stuff like Gatorade isn't proper oral therapy. So it might not have enough salt. Soup generally helps because of electrolytes. It is salty.

I do that if people argue about ukraine, post gore or loli porn
Keeping this thread clean

Green tuesday

Stuff like bodyarmor and both of the -ade's have a bit too much sugar to be a proper hydrator. Pedialyte or that homemade brew other anon suggested should work better for you