/smg/ - Stock Market General

Don't worry, it could be worse. I unironically wasted money on bookies. Fuck football, gay fucking sport, never again. Makes for some nice meme material though

Why are deals allowed?
I thought the americans and the british wanted NO DEAL.

youtu.be/zhr6fHmCJ6k?si=4egVeuq1HdQWYIE3

Musk Derangement Syndrome

yurotard

Fuck off

We should destroy anyone else who leaves the EU.

Then the yields explode on long term treasuries as less and less people and institutions will believe this is maintainable in the long run.

Just look how Trump crapped his pants after yields shot up after "Liberation Day" - basically went back on almost all of the tariff stuff.

Now is the time to buy TMF. Powell's cutting rates. I can feel it in my blood.

what goes on here? I would check but I already have a PAT (petite asian tomboy)

Do your own research before you invest in something like that
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Europe LOST
The ukraine LOST

TRUTH
DERANGEMENT
SYNDROME

jewlon is a fraud
& even moar importantly
a FAGGOT

TSLA shoud go 2 zero
until he is gone
and then it can go 2
maybe 8 bux
but less than F for sure

imagine trying 2 pass off REMOTE CONTROLED
bots with people talking thu them
using microphones

SHIGG 2 THA DIGG

Posted my $UNH buy on wsb. 2.5 million r*dditors watched me take an unrealized loss of $40k this past week rofl

am i making it or am i buying kneepads? I'm obviously hodling 4 rong time

inb4 anon didn't buy the dip of an s&p500 giant

This is just like netflix in 2022

may u wind up
BLESSED
but already def BASED

unrealized loss of $40k this past week rofl

Dang dude take it slow and steady. That's a big loss for one week.

I certainly dont have your position but I'll throw a lot more in Monday

mfw I have UNH $300 Calls on 5/23.

I bought at the peak, im fucked

no one was talking about ukraine zigger

Im kinds expecting a red start to Monday. What are you guys thinking?

Slight reds but market is still very irrationally green. People haven't run out of money completely.

its a bot

I'm buying so much fucking SOXL this week
you can't stop me from loading up on SOXL, FUCK I LOVE DECAY

soxl to 70

Will gold reach 4k at the end of the year?

I'm buying so much fucking SOXL this week

not a bad idea.
I think we are guaranteed to get to a new ATH, and if you hold SOXL until the snp500 gets to that new ATH, you'll make a good amount of money
too bad I don't like short term trades. if I did, I'd buy some soxl as well

damn, it literally is reddit in here

There are actually cute girls on there and some of them will message you, but you better live in a huge city if you want odds, and nobody ever wants to meet irl at any point for a coffee or a pint so for me it’s basically pointless

Similarly weighted calls and puts up to 1780

ATH is 1750

Where should I be putting in my sell limit? Is 1750 too safe? Is 1779 too cheeky?

The ukraine

The

Worse than that, it's an actual zigger. No better way to spot one. Unlike a bot, we will see him die soon enough, thankfully.

us lowers tariffs to 30% for 90 days

china lowers tariffs to just 10%

holy shit. Did Xi actually cuck?

sweeping tariffs are actually a bad thing to implement, the US will suffer far more economic pain

If you’re convinced of a decent green run on semiconductors then go for it, I’m pondering whether it might be worth a brief play myself, but it’s not going anywhere near 70. For that to happen the underlying shares would need to post a more or less unbroken run of 100% growth without any significant pullbacks. Even making it to 30 would need NVDA, AMD et al to post a solid stretch of 25% or so, which feels a big ask these days. Any volatility will fuck you hard, as leverage means that every red candle hurts you more than every green candle helps.