WORK ISN'T REAL, MONEY ISN'T REAL, JOBS AREN'T REAL. NOTHING IS REAL, JUST YOLO..
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I lied my way into a 6 figure gig. The crazy part is that despite being woefully unqualified, Im still more competent than half of my peers. I was shocked.
what do you do?
Does this actually work, or is it a schizo LARP?
I've seen people record their job interviews for these high end high paying jobs and they basically test them on the spot for some crazy equation that only someone who really knows what theyre doing would be able to answer and keep a straight face and not stumble
being a good liar is very important in business. because doing business is all about scamming when it comes down to it. you try to make a client pay as much as possible for a product and pay your employees as little as possible. that's a successful business! the entire ethos of a busisness isthat of scamming and lying. you can't have a successful profitable business without scamming and lying and trickery.
It doesn't work for a high paying job. Their interview process has been refined to filter this type of person. What people don't realise is that leetcode type questions are hidden IQ tests
being a walmart market manager is nothing to brag about lol
At least in the anglo jewish world
Tech sales manager
I've been lying for 16 years, and it's served me well. Fuck any faggot who puts any effort into corporate work.
Looks like they're all wearing sonichu medallions
This is the end result of every job being some ghost job shit that only wants the top 1% toilet scrubbers to scrub toilets.
IQ tests which are worthless because jeets and scammers just study the leaked questions and pass them while knowing nothing.
I done this my whole life and usually get away with it but unfortunately as of recent history it hasn't been working, but I dont really care anymore so fuck it
This is what becoming a low-trust society looks like btw.
And this is ok
Because this society deserves nothing anymore.
How the heck did this become the meta for getting work? Is it because of the HR roasties that are the gate keepers in hiring?
What do these people do when it becomes time for a technical review? What do they do in any interviews for that matter? All lies eventually get exposed, there is just no way this is viable imo. The person interviewing you would have to be an actual idiot to not tell.
Oy vey Goyim using deception is for us but you must play by the rules all 6 gorillion of them or you will be severely punished.
Yes. AI filters your resume so people just put all the keywords in the job description in their resume, regardless if they know it or not just so the resume gets a good score. Then when the interview comes it's not like HR knows what the hell those skills actually are. So doing this strat automatically gets you past the ai filter and the hr interview screening. My question is what the fuck happens when you get to the technical interview and the person you directly report to interviews you on your skills?
I work in corporate finance. It’s retarded fake and gay. I hate it.
100% right.
In that point leftists are correct. Unfortunately their solutions are dumb as shit.
he thinks his rich boss "enjoys" him because they're the same race
Lmao. Good goy.
My question is what the fuck happens when you get to the technical interview and the person you directly report to interviews you on your skills?
Explain him what LINK is.
I tried doing it the correct way and lost almost a year of my life without anyone giving me a chance to prove myself.
Then i lied a bunch on my resume, made up referrals that couldn't be checked, i even made up a website for a business that never even existed, i was prepared for them to call and check but they never did...
After i began lying i finally got a job in under a month, it was that much easier...and the wages are pretty good...at the beginning i was pretty shit, now after a few years i'm one the best.
So would it work to start an llc get a website made up and just buy a cheap flip phone and give it to unemployed or retired friend or family member and use as reference? Could probably weasel into most jobs like this as long as they don't require specialized degree right?
Honestly yeah. I managed to get a six figure gig without lying about my qualifications, but I work in engineering in manufacturing where it's ever-so-slightly more obvious when you don't know shit. And even I can tell that I'm gonna have to start bullshitting if I want to get much further.
large corporations so sheltered from competition by regulatory capture that poor quality is not punished
HR becoming a giant tumor on all organizations thanks to DEI/civil rights-era legislation
countless layers of useless middle managers who don't know shit
So yes, you're definitely on the right track
kneepad QC and testing
Corporate jobs are so fucking gay. if you want to succeed and move up that just means you have to accept being a political tool. I have noticed this as a six figure engineer with 7 years working. fellas, working a regular job in 2025 is gay.
What about background checks?
Apply to goldman sachs
best lie is partially true. or, you can at least competently make it seem true.
i had a friend pretend I worked as a contractor in a junior developer role for his company. he had a company. i never worked for it.
filled a big employment gap on my resume. he talked the talk when contacted by the employer that would turn out to be first actual dev job.
i went from no-job-unemployed guy for almost 3 years to $200k+ salary in 5 years. that lie was no small part in changing my life.
majority of people are scum, doesnt matter what colour their skin is
the corporate world is a pit of piranhas
survival of the fittest
They are lying about that most of the time. They tell you they are doing one to spook convicted felons into dropping out of the application process.
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How do you think the real world works? That's my entire job.
community manager at chainlink
After months of fruitless job searching last year, I finally gave in and decided to lie on a few applications, claiming to have experience in scientific fields that I actually don't.
From these applications I got an interview for the EPA and they quickly pointed out that my actual background doesn't appear to show experience in subjects I claimed to have. I felt really embarrassed and felt bad afterwards because lying in science runs counter to the entire integrity of the field. I really don't want to do that again.
The interviewer still reached out a bit afterwards to ask if I wanted to apply for a postdoc position, since I went on a spiel in the interview about the unique environmental problems posed by the largest and most resource hungry population that ever existed, which I played up but is true. I decided not to go for it since I got another job without fudging credentials and I figured Trump would skewer the EPA if elected (which he is doing).
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Depends on the company.
At the last law firm I worked at I lied on my resume and said that I spoke Spanish and when the law firm found out I don't they were so mad at me for 4 straights years but they never brought it up to my face
Too bad, retards! Eat shit
Reminder these kind of threads are larps/bait/demoralization
There is no way you would last over a week at a job you are not qualified for in the real world
Any decent company at a Manager/VP/Director level hire or above is going to have a background check process. I'm going through one right now. They check every line of your resume-- every job you claim, every date you tie to every job (start and end), and every certification listed. they will even run a credit check and criminal history check
you will get absolutely assfucked if you lie about your resume or referrals in any white collar work. a lot of the normies bitching about having 600+ interviews and no offers are liars who are on HR blacklists and get auto-screened