/smg/ - Stock market general

What if this whole thing is a plan to isolate Canada by making sure that they are the only people who are shown with "retaliatory" tariffs so the US can manufacture consent of their population against them?

i did some incredibly stupid trades right now, like really, retarded trades. i am either going to learn real pain (presumably) or im getting a good money.

90 days

*TRUMP: JAMIE DIMON SAID SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE

lol, apparently this is a live snapshot to an oligarch talk then

(sonic is agreeing with me on this one)

Boooooo. I wanted him to fuck over canada

WAAAAAAAAAH IDS NOT FAIR DRUMPF WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH EVERYTHING IT WAS HER TURN

Dilate you fucking faggots

rank your least favourite nigger in the trump administration?
1. this whore
2. desu vult schizo
3. navarro
4. vance

up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down

Amazon makes most of its money on web hosting, the retail side isn't that important. Which is fucking wild when you consider they charge merchants around 50% fees.

Tomorrow

Tariff American cars

no 10 percent

KEKED AND RUGGED

one min before market close

trump will quadruple down on tariffs actually (for real this time)

I FUCKING HATE THAT ORANGE NIGGER!

DOW SURGES 3,000 POINTS AFTER TRUMP’S TARIFF REVERSAL

CNBC goin all caps again

Why?

HE'S TALKING

Navvarro at least Vance brought my main problems with the EU being hypocrites and pretending some sort of superiority

How will this help me get an anime girl wife?

Never invested on my own before

Monday morning, decide to get in on the tariff craziness

Buy 5 shares of Apple

Now I'm up $90 :)

Unironically, what should I be thinking now? Is it always this easy and fun? Should I quit while I'm ahead?

are we getting a late dump

i call him "origami donnie" 'cause all he does is fold. nigger's star sign is crane.

see

Orange ID. Trumped

You're not the guy I asked but hey me too. Somehow doubt things will drop enough to return green but hopeful enough to not take this loss now. What do we have between now and then? Inflation reports tomorrow, bank earnings Friday (JPM, Wells Fargo, Blackrock) and Tuesday (BofA, Citi, Morgan Stanley), and tax day Tuesday; anything else? Besides tweets?

Self-made millionaire

Has a family, a loyal husband and a kid

Work is extremely important and fulfilling

All this at 27 years old.

She's winning at life bros

He cucked already

I'm kinda new to all this shit. How do i invest in Japan and Chyna shit easily as a europoor ?

There is no medicine

Hey bobo, I know things are grim, but don't worry.
You have options. You can always kill yourself.

ctrl-f

(you)

"Phrase not found"

What do you mean no medicine?

next Monday

Self-made

do you care about potentially losing that 90$ + initial investment? Cash out now and enjoy your free money
if you don't, feel free to become a retard like the rest of us

Too bad she has a regrettable demeanor and equally rancid visage. And orange balls in her mouth.

i ain't playing in this market lmao. i cashed out for now.

Im holding my spy calls until 600

ISREAL

I knew I'd seen her before.

Wait do they still have the original 25% or are canada and mexico back to 0% now?

Pharmaceutical tariffs are still coming. Euphoric people probably forgot about that too

tomorrow.

ugly bogged golddigger freak who sells her sovl out to cheerlead for a circus

i have some dignity left, no thanks

DING DING DING DING DING
how did you do today?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

3 minutes after I finish my hamburger

I'm throwing another stack on VOO at this point. I'm up 50% for the day and only down 1% YTD. I'm gonna make it so God damn hard bros.

so basically Trump wants american goyslop in most of the world and is attacking chinese manufacturing
for a lot of companies more or less buisness as usual some face heavy issues
how do we profit from all this biz

Why the fuck would you want to invest into China NOW?

time to short novo

Both have zero

TSLA $300 EOW
RHEINMETALL 1500€ EOW

Friday

Imagine if you bought 500 shares of apple. You'd be looking at a free $9000. And it's all possible with leverage.

Trump confirmed biggest cuck in history.
good I guess. I don't want a recession.

Which one is correct?

Is it always this easy and fun?

Even more once you start trading options.
May 8th, the same day Vance starts serving as acting president.

Isn't China the important one? These tariff pauses won't do anything.

i'm feeling euphoric, which traditionally means i'm about to get fucked. sold. if it's a bad call, oh well. can't win em all.

this whole tariff shit is over it was solely about China

Whenever Chinese inventory problems catch on

next monday

simultaneous DING

huge bull signal
+5.96%

BIG GREEN MORE GREEN THAN TODAY

You can't effectively invest in China as retail. Period.

"buy low, sell high" -Gung Guo

+18k, not terrible, not great

the bond market right now is beautiful

He has no clue what bonds are, does he?
Next tuesday

+3,385 (6.81%)
I closed out shorts for a loss, but I'm getting saved by my SOXL/SPY slurp.

Are Canada back down to 0?

Holy fuck Carney won lol dude is riding this high to the easiest win ever

Aprill 23

I don't wanna talk about it.

it's basically the different between a recession vs. closer to a depression in terms of severity assuming nothing changed besides this (lmao)

Apparently not?

never again

How do we profit

You don't unless it's American gas and oil but shale is nearly completely unprofitable

-$15,747.07 (-7.71%)

bad

DING DING DING DING how did everyone do today?

I pivoted quickly from inverse leveraged funds to leveraged funds and some TQQQ calls

I don't need the $90, but obviously I don't want to lose it.
I just don't know if it's always this simple to cash out while you're ahead

0 tariffs

Everyone happy, accept it

Trump springs insane demand on them

Everyone freaks out, unhappy

Trump "reduces" it to "just" 10%

Everyone relieved, accept it

He literally does this exact fucking thing every damn time. How the fuck does it work EVERY time?

I realized a big loss at -19k and planning to make it back by shorting, wish me luck

havnt slurped up yet. getting kinda fomo but I am sure it will dump before the weekend.

Carney is going to come in with the highest approval rating of any PM in history if that's true

they are cutting off china at the ankels now reports coming in on them leaving the chinks

So Bessent just misspoke and caused a ton of uncertainty there. The Canada Mexico tariff stuff is all about USMCA renegotiation and will play out separately.

27

wtf its true, thought she looked near 40

I cashed out my degen puts at around 10:30 thank Jesus

Consecutive post numbers at the same exact time for ding ding ding? EXTREMELY bullish

I'm up like $50k today, but I've been a bag holder. Did buy more JQUA though selling some winning gold positions

I didn't make anything....but I'm at least back in the green and out of my actual money...still need to gain 8k to get back into the green but I'm hopeful. I got 20k cash on standby, but I was talked down by others in the thread from spending it, which I may or may not regret later but I think it's good to have something in reserve for how chaotic the last week has been....you never know what can come next.

It's that easy huh
Just pay him a bit, kiss his ass and he'll do anything

still down by a lot YTD

Everyone relieved

Zoom out

never

1) Who is China going to launder imports through, and who will Trump let do that?
2) What, specifically, is Trump going after in China? What is the weak point?
3) Who can afford to take the 10% hit for maintaining a good relationship with China? Who cannot afford to take that hit?
4) What do the BRICS powers discuss in the immediate future?

-14%. Thanks trump for flip flopping like a faggot and committing the most obvious case of insider trading ever known to man.

I lost 50 dollars

death.
-56%

Bad.

We never had any Tariffs since Ford threatened to rape him with electricity supercharge

So how exactly will this lead to manufacturing coming back to the US?

I'm more interested in Japan to be honest. But Chyna is interesting in some areas.

and sexy as fuck

He has no clue what bonds are, does he?

kek why is he always talking like that

the beautiful

biggest

most beautiful

Praying for a bear run tomorrow so I can save some losses and mumu forever on

But the market was happy with 10% tariff when he announced it back on the 2nd. There was even a mini-rally before he showed the 'reciprocal' ones

after zooming out it appears that the market LOVE tariffs.

They don't care about anything but their money. They don't care who insane the retard is as long as he doesn't touch their money in the MOMENT.

WHAT DID YOU DO ANON?

NOW!

You guys bought the dip right?

Usmca items aren’t impacted by tariffs though

Only up $80k. Missed out on even more by not just listening to the president.

10 percent tairff goy

HOW can you be sure? He might """negotiate""" with China tomorrow to drop tariffs to what they were before this all started and you'd be priced out forever.

Convince me not to go all in tomorrow morning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Unfortunate. What about japan ?

OH FUCK

textbook negotiation tactic. ever buy a house?

I know, I'm talking about that chart that was being constantly flashed around showing the Canadian flag next to the Chinese one

ANON WAIT
STOP

This probably means they'll walk back 125% China tariffs too. H20 was a China-destined exclusive chip meant to beat the sanctions.

very well
+22% and pushing in AH

Finally!

-17.00
My single worst day. Some real bullshit.

I didn't look at the charts at all until a few minutes before close
WTF????

terrible

my id is NGMI nooooooooooo

unless orangeman plans to invest in manufacturing capacity for decades
start opening mines in the rust belts and fill them with 10 yr olds
it's just not happening

Look at Apple stock today, a company with two way 100% tariffs on 50% of it's business as of today

-25.44%
i will rise like a phoenix

kek

TSLA IS -23.4% PRE MARKET WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE ANON

we're back bros

My $5k of puts expiring 5/2 will most likely be worthless so that sucks but all my other bags obv rallied so +11k (7%). My long calls are now breakeven but wouldn't be surprised if market keeps crabbing downwards for a while so they probably will turn to dust too. Fucking hate this. Why do I suck so much.

ot just listening to the president.

Tard is all over the place, listen all you want, he wings its too. Only insiders know what he is actually going to do.

-40%
I am issuing a fatwa against this administration

It's not happening

He just made sure it ain't happening

Well you see my put got completely wiped out by the massive fucking spike

I think thats just his way of dodging questions he doesn't undedstand. I saw in one press conference he just completely dodged a question because "mid sentence" he suddenly felt the need to compliment someone's socks

I think he's just going to make a fuck ton of exceptions to just about everything that matters so the only thing getting fucked is random people on Anon Babble trying to import random shit from china

one of these times this stupid orange nigger is not gonna cuck out and actually dump it and that WILL be the time that i believe he'll cuck out and ill lose everything

I'm not sure. How can someone be sure without insider trading? I'm just hoping, maybe coping.

Don't go all in.

a loyal husband

I guess she got bogged up to look his age lmao

USMCA goods should still be duty free.

Okay, WHAT the fuck happened today???
I was promised a total economic collapse three days ago!

10% tariffs doesn't matter for other countries, it basically a taxe for americans, why would we freak out? It's not our money
It matters when it's insane tariffs like 200% on wines because you'll be unable to sell them.
But 10% tariffs? Americans will just continue to consoom, they will buy the next switch 2 with a 10% increase, they will buy our french wines and champagnes with 10% increase

Day: +1.16%
This Week: -10.96%
This Month: -31.26%
This Year: -44.10%

Tried shorting last night with a small SPXS position. That got blown up obviously, then went big into SOXL after the pump, sold just before close.

PEOPLE SHORTED THE LITERAL FUCKING BOTTOM TODAY

they don't even know what they are doing

I think everyone is just confused honestly
This will probably keep the markets from cratering but also dissuade investors

manufacturing

manufacturing?

Hezzbollah

ALLAH SNAKBAR DEATH TO THE SATAN'S MASTER

market's still gonna pump lel
not the bond market tho

I sold before the orange nigger's inauguration
I am up

Trump bitched out

Every.
Single.
One.

Quite likely. This rip happened when a lot of people were out to lunch today.

WHAT the fuck happened today

the jews fear the samurai

Manufacturing

Update your software. Now it's about being tough on china.

Good he's unstable

Hold dont sell.

up 20k in a day

why do I bother going to work?

Actually no. I sold it and now I'm sad

idk bros but i dont think we're back yet
i'm just not feeling it

Japbros tard wrangled the orange menace.

2 to 3 years from now probably from a war in Asia

I don't fucking know, my broker stopped loading since I put a trade in today.

It isn't much but it is green.
I'm scared. Is Trump going to talk about something again tomorrow?

God I wish...

And now your down because you did not buy in at the bottom. Why do you hate winning?

I sold a bit and moved to bonds which is was dumb.

Because of the -30k the next day

Jokes on you, I shorted the monday open botten like a dumb good for nothing................

Trump fucked me big time today. Flipflopping pussy bitch that he is.

+7%. Shameful performance. Haven't even made up for my lisses.

around +10% for longing chink

why do I bother going to work?

unless you are buying/selling $500k you not going to make $20k/day.

Me too..
Let's pray together anon

That's what you get for being a retarded fucking bear

the exact moment you should have boughted like me. Up ~20% this week.

gave away his weak spot

Masterful play

woke up

saw this

The fuck happened? Did they finally do it? Did they put down the orange retard old yeller style? Holy fuck, thank the lord, I'm never shorting volatility ever again

yes, because if your stupid ass stays home youre gonna gamble it all away

Trump revealed that tariffs were just to expose Chinese allies, now that we know it is just the EU (no difficulty in crushing) Trump made all tariffs at 10% for the next 90 days

today's elation is tomorrow's crash

Great day to be a plan truster. Get fucked trannies

despite the pump I'm still down about 50%

and it will be up 40K the following, your point?

Shouldn't the market have been halted several times this week and it never did? According to all the markets a +/-7% move should automatically trigger a circuit breaker so long as it's not the last 45 minutes of the day.

maybe if we keep jerking the market up and down it will cum and we'll all be rich

but the -60k after that

because the tariffs scared all the countries that were screwing us over. Now we get better deals
Apple is investing 500b in the US
Car companies are coming back
Did I mention Apple's 500b investment promise?
I'm joking in case any neanderthal MAGA RETARDS don't understand that I'm making fun of their talking points

My portfolio got fucked and the worst part is that nothing has really changed except that Trump demonstrated that he has paper hands.

Anyone else bag holding cash and wish they bought the dip

we found out the EU is against us so we lowered tariffs on them

Genuis cope

Shouldn't the market have been halted several times this week

only when big money is losing, when retail is losing the markets never stop.

what are they thinking right now?

Or it'll get a rash and then we're really screwed

Tomorrow is going to be the FOMO to today's elation. Legitimate total stock short squeeze

Manuwhat?

despite my better judgement i boughted more sqqq and spxs before closing. i have faith in xi

playing with stocks is more fun and respectable than playing the lottery/casino games
it's also safer if you don't go too crazy with leverage

green is green. personally, between now and tomorrow my only worry is what Xi will do.

I did pretty great, I got the money back from the sudden pump and then placed part of it into some stocks for dividends and a bit into Bobo just in case the market gets hit with a nuke.

Still new to this so there's obviously room for improvement, but overall not bad.

? The market is still down from a couple months ago. A measly 9% gain doesnt eliminate all of the losses hes caused over the last 4 months.

Elon emptied them out already, there's nobody left.

WELL WELL WELL

bag holding cash

always hold cash, some hard down spikes are sudden and you need cash to take advantage.

I hodled through everything, nothing changed.

Sold all my shorts and bears prior to pre-market and pretty much recovered most of my losses this year. VERY glad I did because that spike would have wiped out everything and leave me with -50% on net.

Cayman Islands

hmmm

Trump's cabinet probably got immensely richer from this. Insider info and they are not required to disclose their stock holdings

I didn't buy the dip

I'm comfortably cash
having a new bull run while tarrifing china to the moon doesn't sit well with me

You think the market is going higher than it was before trump announced 120% tariffs on China?

Lucky, I shorted the dip

Proxies
Belgium for example is a well known Chinese proxy for treasury buying/selling

it is just the EU (no difficulty in crushing)

and how will this happen?

Time to short now? SPXL is cranking afterhours this momentum is not going to run forever.

No! I wanted the destruction of anime.
Will Japan no longer be under economic pressure or will there still be some?

You had one job.

Classic.

Wait for Xi to wake up.

you're going to sell for a 10 percent loss at open

Objectively yes. This is a FOMO market now and tomorrow will be lower but a similar increase. Also nikkei will be a giga pump tonight

Whats this widget called? Looks cool

for chink
yinn cweb fxi
or simply jd >> baba (babx)
individual companies stocks are traded on us stock markets as adr
don't go all in unless you like to swing (yinn)
don't invest too much

▲$12.68 (2.82%)

i shorted apple at the very bottom this morning. hit my stop loss. i still don't get why the fuck it pumped.

Reinvested into Meta after the 90day headline, ended green at least.

Dumb ehsex

+21.49% but I also bag held a lot of shit for too long and only recently sold near the bottom and reinvested today just before the giga pump. Ahead overall but still far down from my ATH.

pleas font dump the bonds again

lets take the first deal that comes in ni matter how meaningless it is.

hope china doesnt do the same as japan did

Something along those lines

Trump actually did bitch out. It also tells us that he has wranglers who will bail us out should shit go super south. Not expecting a big activity when the tariff resumes as I'm sure he'll take small concessions before that before claiming that was his master plan.

I was this close to getting liquidated, bros. Holy fucking shit, I don't have the eloquence to express how elated I feel right now

You put 10 percent on Everyone but Canada and Mexico

So apple who still makes all their shit in China, is up 15% kek

Trump says he going to blow up the country

people get mad and he backs down

WE WON AGAIN MAGA BROS!

something like that

He's retarded, he pumped the market because everyone was panicking. China's going to continue retaliating with tariffs and unloading bonds

i'm holding for at least 3 months. i think i'll sell the day before the tariffs resume

i still don't get why the fuck it pumped.

you need to start thinking like a retarded clown

Xi gets turbo mad, claims Japan and others betrayed him, and launches his own global trade war

Would be based if Xi had the balls, but he won't and will probably just raise US tariffs like it means anything

based poorfag

BABA is still going up afterhours lmao
The market has already priced in Trump cucking on China tariffs

I bought SNP500 ETF yesterday, did I do good?

trump won
china lost
japan cashed in
the tariffs will continue until morale improves

this.

Amazon is up 12%. Tesla up 20%

How do i buy jap as a europoor.

yeah you're up nearly 10%

Because they arent forces to use US now. Just move to viet or congo or whatever other shithole there is

RED when deals fall through at the last second after a morning 5% pump.
Then everything crashes down to what it was at the end of yesterday.

i will not buy in. i will not buy in. i will not buy in. i will not buy in.

You dont understand
The president said the word "deal" and the word "china"
Its all gonna be ok

WE'RE INVADING BRAZIL NIGGA!

posts a subjective opinion guessing the future

"objectively"

Lmao if you didn't make it big with calls today you are fucked. It will crab for the next 90 days until something interesting happens now.

You lost

Not expecting a big activity when the tariff resume

They won't. He proved today he'll cave to wall street at the slightest level of discomfort.

oh yeah
this shit today was borderline curly-mustache cartoon-villain levels of financial treachery

Xi global trade war

China isn't retarded or that crazy

What's up Dick

lolwut

Fake
Not even Trump is this retarded

Le epic deal. Can't wait for prices to come wayyyy down

27 years old

holy shit white women age like milk
i thought she was 40

Because he chickened out so they are coping he will do it again and he might if china just use their bonds

ok can now someone explain how apple make iphones now after trump cucking out on anyone but china?

Some stock recommendation?

the fact that this even needs to be said just shows how devolved everything is

I won actually I bought the oil dip, not enough though I'm salty I almost picked up a make it stack if it had hit 50

The 8 pounds of makeup doesn't help

Europeans in thread pissy once again because America refuses to collapse

Cope and seethe, whether you are China's bitch or America's bitch you will always be a bitch. Just admit that China and the US both cucked you into getting involved

Can't even tell if it's real or fake anymore I just know he is retarded enough to do almost anything

Fake
Not even Trump is this based

china unloading bonds for other countries to buy would be an ideal scenario
it's not the same as japan dumping

I mean Trump did tweet about buying, so he technically told everyone lol

I think her husband is in his 60s

Yes import them first to another country with low to no tariff then import to USA baby

this a euphoric relief rally based entirely on further hopium that shit like the 10% tariff or the china tariffs will be "negotiated" away too
no one wants to be the debbie downer considering that they might still stick around or that we may do this again in 90 days

They just got caught into a solo trade war and stood up by everyone except for Germany. They are in fact that retarded

Same people that faked you with tariffs 1.0 covid muh russia inflation deflation stagflation head faked you again. BTFD

I decided on sunday I was just going to let it play out, not panicking or getting involved. My portfolio is too profitable to do anything in this casino but eat the food.

Move the phone to india/vietnam and export from there
Just slap a 20% markup, appletards wont notice

Holy kek we’re really doing the nato and friends vs Brics thing

China has also been unloading treasuries for months now. The Japanese have not so this was a pretty bad sign

SPX puts got heemed - $1k
SPY calls sold early at a loss -$100
nikkei calls mooning $500
SOXL calls $200
YINN calls $200
could have been worse i guess

US stocks add 4 trillion in value at close

Yes import them first to another country with low to no tariff then import to USA baby

whats the point of the 1000 billion gajilion percantage tarif trump announced today again than?

implying average people are sitting around interpreting his cryptic messages on Twitter in the middle of a work day

How are we supposed to filter the lies from the cues?

just move your entire supply chain to india or vietnam 5 months before the new iphone comes out bro

Because this is about drawing the lines of US vs China, and Canada has been too inclined to side with China lately. They need a little reminder that they don't have the cards.

my brotha why do you have a cap one platinum with those financials

Yeah, that's what I meant to say. He'll get some small deals done before he pedals out of the tariff. It probably won't be a wholesale cancellation of the tariff because that'll be a blow to his pride. I think he'll keep putting it off citing the art of the deal.

Posturing silly sally

never go full retard
always hedge

*years

And you called me a fuckwit for going all in on tqqq yesterday. I got lucky but still I made 33% today

gotta have someone explaining (probably for the first time) what EOs he's signing

This is retarded. Of course countries aren't just sit here and let their economy get raped by an orange retard, of course they will seek trade deals with the second biggest player.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS CHART

LOOK AT HIS DIPS AHAHAHAHAHAH

Still cheaper than US.

Implying they can't toss a warehouse there and just make a lil pit stop on the way from China to America and call it imported from somewhere else

It doesn't have to actually be a full moving of the actual factories. If a tiny insignificant portion of the packaging happens in another country (or preferably on American soil) that will "count," as long as it hurts China.

Cope out of his global tariffs and swap the narrative to "china bad"

Manufacturing?

Was never the plan, get 4d chessd libtard

The only thing that could unite the US people now is if somebody nuked us

IT'S NOT FAIR. SOXL SLURPERS FUCKING WON.

SHUT UP SHUTUP SHUT UP

The the US still gets a 10% tariff. In the end the US still gets money, but China will be forced to waste money on making their products competitive enough to send them to someone else to then send to the US.

You got lucky, shit like this is very uncommon

Post your ytd chart I'll wait

but china was already bad bfore
This didnt change anything beside burn good will from countries and trust of companies into us
Im not saying you guys are wrong btw. im just trying to understand all this retarded shit

Okay it's time to stand up, the market is still overall very fearful. I shall buy a little something to try and get back on the horse

$4000 Iphones

$3000 5070 GTX

$3000 laptops

I don't think this is winning

He killed any trust in america. People wont invest in US until they can assure he can keep his word. They are more th ever gonna search for other options.

genuine predictions for tomorrow?

The whole point of Vietnam is that they look the other way on shipment and export, meaning they can transport in truck loads of iPhone made in china and say they made them in Vietnam

Well you see if not for a sudden dramatic spike of 7 fucking percent I would’ve been able to sell in the green at any point in the day

That was the whole point. Trump hated Trudeau and Trudeau was a Chinese advocate. Carney is not and already agreed to negotiate with Trump after Canadian elections

I am going to do some sweet swing trading incoming days.

And how much was it before that?

Wait untill current stock run out and people will feel that tariff.

We keep pumping

You're still here? I would have roped if I were in your shoes, at the very least anywhere else but Anon Babble so I can forget about this.

Fomo pump into midday reversal

When's that happening? 2 more weeks? You sound like a chud.

FOMO 2.5% pump then -2%

WAIT
Why do I never see the 4% or so of the delicious yearly coupon we get from that in any of my countries accounting books?

Hes retarded and making shit up as he goes
There is no plan
Try to see this as like, an episodic cartoon

T-T-TRUST!

never existed retard. Their is no alternative to the USA especially with the yuan taking a nosedive and constantly doing so.

Trump two days ago: "the people know these things better than the markets or the media"

Trump today: cucks to the bond market

EU newspapers already saying he's an untrustworthy businessman and that he isn't serious

This could mean EU countries tarrif Americans higher

FOMO pump again, will calm down on Friday

Epic
i guess the only thing i retain from this next time i will buy when he says so, lel

MUH FLIGHT TO THE TREASURIES

Apple announces bankruptcy

shock and awe too effective, nobody cares bc he still controls the narrative
probably not. we look to daddy xi

Who dumped bonds?

There is no usa alternative

You didnt watch yesterday market
Good thing Trump did tho

You bought the dip, right anon?

He also showed China just how much leverage it has on him. I'm going into china stocks to try to recover from today's loss.

NEW @_@ !!!

What isnhe gonna do? Tariff again?
He folded once he will fold twice.
Whatever deal he gets is not gonna be that big because people know he is bluffing.

Can't trust this to be honest.

EU already revealed itself to be China's spy by retaliating, that was the point of the tariffs. It also explains why they have been finding ways to fuck over Ukraine and why Zelensky decided to go with the US even after being yelled at

Some people killed themselves today show some respect.

yeah people who sell naked far OTM options say the same thing
it works until you get steamrolled
this is why you always buy some cheap protection

delusional

Will we ever get another buying opportunity like in 2022 again? Short of some genuinely apocalyptic event, I can't even think of anything that would be worse news for the market than what transpired over the last week and even that barely amounted to a moderately decent correction, not even a crash.

This didnt change anything beside burn good will from countries and trust of companies into us

Over the next 90 days, each country will negotiate a new trade deal with the US. If they agree that China Bad, some of those 10% tariffs will be exempted. If they do not, they feel the full 10%. He is trying to force the US vs BRICS issue/dedollarization by making big showy moves that will lock-in alignments for the upcoming war. The alternative, in his mind, was just allowing the multi-polar world to continue emerging, which was unacceptable to him.

Well lesson learned although I did buy some dirt cheap calls LAST week as insurance. Shoulda done it again.

supposedly the based japs

the response was to the steel and aluminium which is still in effect not the whole tarif everyone 10% thing china reacted to it’s convoluted to follow unsurprisingly

So the myth of the EU or Chinese dumping American treasuries if they wish is true after all

Remember tech ETFs take the handicap ramp down and the rocket up in the modern market.

well done, I am proud of you

If it's that easy, tariffs were never a problem in the first place then. Just ship from that Penguin Island that got taxed 10%.

All this data, education, and market alpha flying around and no one’s talking about how AI is about to make bots indistinguishable from humans. Worldcoin’s already building the only scalable way to verify you’re human without doxxing yourself. Wild.

it's fake retard

UH THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE

It is that easy as long as you do the final assembly in a different country.

Thanks aqua

Trump will do something dumb later today so open negative and slowly recover during the day closing at .25% up or down

China got stood up

You are aware Orange nigga just cucked right oh but but he just revealed he has no balls he's a cuck like Putin fuck maybe worse

Zelensky still hasn't signed Rare Earth mineral deal

Mexico still hasn't given US authorization to attack Cartels

Houthis have already burnt 200 million dollars worth of ammo for not much affect

Canada hasn't done shit to help with the border

Yet he still cucks everytime China sees a paper tiger

TRUST THE PLAN Q TOLD ME IT'S TRUE

Your probably not but you will see them dropping bonds and investment as long as Trump is president