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Good afternoon /smg/ I hate being alive

So will Xi begin liquidating Bonds tonight or no ?

Are you still sick in the hospital or what

TRUMP LITERALLY LOST TO JAPS DUMPING T BILLS

Someone tell me if I should hold my spy calls

REMINDER:
It's your own fault if you didn't predict this!

Everything is fine, just keep buying hehe

rolling for a flat closing

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why did the 2y selloff accelerate when they announced that the tariffs are being delayed

Trump was looking at the bond market and shat his pants

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Good afternoon /smg/ I hate being alive

Did you fall for the European bear thesis?

So is Liberation cancelled or are we back to being enslaved and abused

Xi is defeated.

probably. if the nips story is real, Xi has some power here.
my guess is they'll hodl til it's perfect timing to maximize pain though.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!
(Sidenote: having fun is allowed in the casino.)

Inverse sisters are you ok out there?

KEK

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I didn't predict Japan would be the ones betraying the US first. Honestly thought Trump would put up a strong face until friday instead of cucking out in less than a full day

erm, you were retroactively liberated because you live in the US and the US is a free country

Japan buckbroke Trump by fucking with yields

Funniest fucking outcome lmao

Checked
And I fell for fucking everything

feels like I'm in a shitcoin thread the way people are talking but it's fucking stocks kek

Trump proved that the only person in the world who knows what he's going to do is himself.

I CAN SEE IT BROS.....THE LIGHT AT THE END......JUST NEED ANOTHER TWEET TO GO GREEN

That would be funny

can we just fucking nuke iran and get over it?? the future was meant to be defense

yup, the market jew won again. status quo was maintained. it was all a ruse.

I don't know what the fuck to do anymore. The fuck do I buy

inverse tards lost

no shit. anyone who deals with leveraged inverse funds deserve death.

Japan san, I kneel

I'm only up 8%. I should just quit investing

I've been paying into a 401k since I got my job 8 or 9 years ago and I haven't checked it once.
Should I be worried?

Do we sell or wait for tomorrow

Market will lower tomorrow because all the fuckers will try to lock in profit during such a volatile market. Large market selloff, calling it now.

so was this whole thing a motte and bailey, to have the market swallow a ludicrously high tariff on CHYNA? are the tariffs on china even still on? im confused

I find this Jap bond things not really credible, honestly.

To be fair, a midnight flight of bonds over 5% is literally historic

what do i do with my sqqq?

nothing.
CDs

Yeahh im down 25% get on my level

I need to remember that when I'm agreeing with all your faggots on here, I should do the opposite

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i'm crying in the casino

Finally, a new golden bullrun right guys? How long until we are back to all time highs? 2 weeks?

R.I.P to everyone who shorted this week, SPY going to 9000 soon, BUY BUY BUY

only down 1% YTD after buying the dip(S)

I'm retiring early bros.

no you will be fine when you retire.
you should probably be diversifying your dca into stuff tho

Imagine if Trump starts to do some actual good things for the economy instead of just dialing down the crazy stuff, the market will literally go to the moon

It's just a matter of time Trump gets dragged to another war in the Middle East.

The tariffs on China are on and even higher. Shit is still looking bad for trade but the market is so vibes based rn

the jew fears the samurai

wtf, that's almost as bad as my options positions

You think my puts will work out tomorrow? All $96 and under on NVDA 4/11

I thought things were supposed to work out the first time you gambled, to trick you into coming back

Gold and cash (high yield savings also work).

no

stop short selling for a while, trump is capitulating more by the minute

Just a few more stabs bros

the meme is real. kek.

TSLA is up 20% today because why not?

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Panicans and redditors btfo

Buying a put right now seems like the easiest money making tactic ever
Convince me otherwise

I cannot believe people still think the 10% tariffs are going to be somethingburgers. They will evaporate, one by one, as everyone kisses the ring and pledges allegiance to the flag.

EU fag here. I missed the dip because I was trying to time the market like a retard. What do I do tomorrow to profit? My broker doesn't do options.

I never bought, literally didnt think he would do an 180 like that. Guess im sitting on this cash for at least 90 days.

additional pump

wtf

What do I do instead

Sell more bonds to repeal the 10% tariff too

Based

Then it comes to be that the soothing light
At the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way, yeah

I'm still down 20%, solely because of AMD. Fuck that market segment in particular.

I’m just gonna hold my puts lol time decay isn’t gonna outpace potential recovery once the run wears off

DO I JUST PUT MY LAST 20K IN THE S&P BROS.....I WANT TO LOCK IN I ALWAYS MISS EVERY DIP.....MY OTHER 83K IS LOCKED INTO IT BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO DUMP AGAIN AND HAVING NO CASH AT ALL TO BUY ANYTHING BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT THIS 20K TO JUST NOT DO ANYTHING AND ROT

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WHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFIT
WHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFIT
WHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFIT

finally get out of nearly 30 years of recession

orange man threatens your sound economy

slap him with years of knowledge from economic turmoil folded 10000 times

Pretty believable imho

Were the Japanese selling their UST to push bond yields up?

Trump isn't actually capable of pumping the market naturally, only reversing dumps that he created.

Kek and accurate.

We are so fucking back

No, idiot.
Nothing, idiot.

watch this nibba talk about how Trump is totally not going to back down for an hour

youtube.com/watch?v=bzWrA6jRbTM

close the video, check the news

he backed down

How are ANALysts still getting paid, they are wrong always

idk, hold your hand for a bit and see what the orange retard focuses on next. but maybe I'm more safety headed

Despite it being one of the most exposed company wrt. China lol
Shit's cray

Nothing. This clown show is way too volatile to jump into right now.

You should've listened to top strategists, not leftypol tourists, redditors, and cash poor Europeans.

You should send me 1k of it because you’re a nice guy who wants to help a buddy out (:

All running interference to “sell” the shoot

So are the jobs coming back now?

TSLA's fundamentals are shit, if people are still holding, now would be a good time to exit on Musk's shitheap cars. They're getting trounced by BYD in every metric

Advanced Money Destroyers

Never forget.

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those sandal wearing goldfish tenders don't even know what interest is, they just want to not lose money

Trump is the best thing ever for day traders. Crazy market manipulation

fuck it im slurping more sqqq
i will win

I think China was selling its US bonds for gold but who knows.

The burger fears the Samurai

these retarded mega tariffs are good because we need to bring back manufacturing who cares if it causes a depression!

tariffs are delayed we won! China is isolated (their relationship to other countries is exactly the same as before)

I hate miggers so much. At least we're only going into a recession and not an isolationist depression. Thank god Japan saved us. Truly they are our greatest ally.

bro greer was LITERALLY testifying in the house committee that trump wasn't going to back down when he backed down lol

its 4d chess trvst the plan

dude

(Mods don’t ban this is a joke about how anon is basically giving money away)

They're coming back with your dad after they both go out for cigarettes.

why retard? that was the bottom

Is this shit still on?

Fell for fud,

demoralized by the slow bleed out over the last month, got psyched out by that premarket drop to $87 and put all but 10 of my NVDA shares into $100 contracts that expire this Friday.

T-there's still hope.
It can still dump, right?
There's still time, anything can happen haha!
and...
Even if it doesn't, even if the contracts do get executed, it can still dump again in the future right? I can still get back in under $100 like I did before! I just have to be patient! Play the long game like I was going to do originally! Yeah!

I AM NOT COPING
YOU'RE COPING
COPE
COPE
COOOPE

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Trump scares the shit out of people with extreme asks then "settles" for something less

Did this repeatedly 1st term

Loads of anons learned this and earned big bucks

Literally just ran a small scale tariff demo of this on Canada and Mexico before using it to bully the entire fucking planet

Anons have yet to learn this for his second term

I hate reruns...

ok only half my savings went in at 10.5 soxl FUCK
should i go all in rn or is there a chance for a small dip back to 11 or 10?
WHAT DO I DO BIZ TARDS

Will this bullshit also be bullish for US?

Until you're on the wrong side of a Trump tweet and you get wiped out in an hour like the bobos in here

any sane person would back away from this bullshit and put their money in something guaranteed return
a 4%-5% in high yield savings is better than a swing of -15% at any moment.

10% is much easier to negotiate down than 30-50%+ and its much closer to the REAL tariffs other countries are charging. Will hurt, but the scope of this is much smaller outside of China

t. Virgin with 6k net worth

do nothing

win

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buy powerball

If that was the bottom, why dont you know what to buy?

please don't post my oshi on biz

This whole fiasco made me more confident in my intuition desu. I went short before blumpf's speech and closed for a tidy $6000 profit two days later. Made an additional $2000 shorting a bit afterwards and closed all positions yesterday because I always felt blumpf would back down at some point (he's dumb as fuck but not suicidal), so short positions were too risky.

You can work on the mines right now.

how come it's so hard to time the market? i just want to time it. not asking for anything crazy here.

at least wait until tomorrow

Smells like we have too many panican lebbitors over here

why were bonds over 4.5% so dangerous?

thank you Japan

yeah you're right

Owie
Dunno whether to bail or double down while it's discounted

Yes, it's still on

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AH FUCK WE'RE 30 MINS FROM CLOSING AND I STILL HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING WITH MY 20K......FUCK DO I JUST WAIT.....I DON'T WANNA MISS THE DIP......MY OTHER 83K IS LOCKED IN AND CAN STILL MAKE ME MONEY BUT THAT'S AT PRE-CRASH PRICES......

Don't bet against America next time you dumb bears.

not really but i just got an alert TSLA breached $270
bought more TSLZ

Tied to US lending costs

anon... why tf didn't he call them "Panicrats"? I'm genuinely baffled.

what game?

Stocks were tanking and bonds were tanking
That means people don't trust the US to buy its debt anymore
This has extreme consequences for banks and credit, literal bank runs can occur

didn't buy

didn't sell

made like 500$ with a put

nothing ever happens

Because insiders will get information before you do and move the market itself with the capital they have, it's a rigged game anon you can only go with the tide

And people are going to do that and everything is going to be crushed in real terms for real people while the casino numbers go crazy.
This shit is evil

+9.4%

guys i don't think its closing flat

Do you have the footrub one? I lost it

Keep seething. Just the sinks in my fully paid off house are worth more than $20k total.
You can get there too if you stop being a pussy.

The fundamentals are still bad anon, don't get euphoric

Slurpers, how we doing?

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I was looking to manufacture phones in America, but now that trump was exposed to be lying about tariffs, he ruins everything.

Imagine people who actually bought commercial real estate for factories during the past 2 weeks to move manufacturing to the states.

Looks like the retards who were buying stocks yesterday are winning.

would only take 1 tweet

NASDAQ UP 12% NOW

ITS PUMPING MORE

im guessing you are asking "why are"
inverse economics are on bonds
higher bond rates means no one is buying so they up the interest rate, a sign of no one wanting to buy in to normally safe returns. A lack of interest is very bad as bonds are a way to fund everything in the government and in companies.

insiders will get information before you do

But he literally told you to buy on xitter

yeah I'm sure we'll get another 8% day tomorrow better lock it in right now

top jej

That screenshot is old, it's $75 and $150 now if you look at the latest executive order. There's been no subsequent executive order so yes it's still on.

NASDAQ+10% today
Tomorrow -20%

Don't screenshot this im literally just coping

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOYS? IT WAS NEVER ABOUT HAVING A GLOBAL TRADE WAR! THIS IS ABOUT TAKING ON CHINA! SO DISRESPECTFUL!

Spy calls are pringing, someone tell me if I should hold them? 590 strike price for 3 months

This is exactly why we are still heading to a recession.

just take the 4% from high yield savings and forget the nonsense here
thank me later

I'll sell you my self-made NFTs anon. All it needs is one tweet from Donnie and they're going to the moon.

what gam

Goldman Sachs reverts to non-recession forecast after Trump’s tariff pause.

It's over

Ukraine flag

lol

The democrats spend millions on their one liner branding and sending it through their mouth pieces in the media. Trump makes up a word and it catches fire

never has a meme more accurately depicted life

Fuck me, you're right, I was looking at the old EO

checked anything helps right now

oh really

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It's about reindustrialization

It's about trade fairness

It's about global trade war

It's about china

Soon:

It's about family

wish i slurped risker assets
pic unrelated

It did lol

what are we buying?

Bobofags BTFO

saves your country from the great trumpression

say thank you

we don't know how xi will respond overnight
this is the only reason i'm considering selling rn

Literally how were you suppose to know you were going to experience market manipulation under the guise of a fabricated narrative about moving manufacturing back to the mainland? You trust the word of your president?

goyim is the plural of goy

Don't give up; it's only a pause on tariffs.

It's truly astonishing to consider just how much that man does off the cuff. Lol. Lmao.

Yea but 10% is half what caused the Great Depression, who knows what will happen in 90 days, and no most countries that actually matter did not have 20% tarrifs on.

Or what? You gonna raise the tariffs again?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

slurpers, I fucking kneel

We're only back to the numbers we had before the April 2nd shit. You only missed the bottom, we're still down from even a month ago.

My only regret is not slurping more.

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He will hit bonds Trump revealed he shit his pants over Japan selling

Thank you Naruto-kun

The US is literally going bankrupt.
The US is paying over 1 trillion in debt every year.
Debt is growing faster than the economy.
Rising yields means the US is paying more interest per debt, during a time at which the US is already incapable of controlling the debt.

Everybody knows that the US is bankrupt, but just like a crypto scam, everyone is hoping they'll be able jump out before shit hits the fan.

He's gonna dump chinas bonds and make trump shit himself again

It's about the friends we made on the way

It's about the journey

It's the thought that counts

Debt is growing faster than the economy.

That's why he was supposed to reduce interest rates and increase GDP, not reduce GDP and raise interest rates.

Worst thing about this whole ordeal is that it will further fuel the nothing ever happens tards.

if you made more than 10% profit you should fucking sell
its a staple and is considered daily work of a trader
people who try to hold in trades always regret it later

here are some scenarios

up 13%

declines to sell

drops 20%

have nothing to show for it

up 13%

sells for 13% profit

drops 20%

buy in again or wait for more info

still has 13% profit

Imagine larping on a Mongolian basketweaving forum, LOL! This is why you are a genetic deadend loser who does nothing but simps all day. Absolute kek! Tell me more!

He said they were permanent yesterday.
PERMANENT.

You're gonna regret dumping all those bonds, pal.

I wish this was real and we weren't all committing suicide by mass immigration

he says a lot of shit

nigger I am down 40% what do you mean nothing ever happens

He says a lot of things he never means

i fucking hate this shit cant make any well informed traders under trump

THERE IS STILL MONEY MISSING MY 401K, BRO.

Been busy running some tests at work, are we still sending the children to the mines and crashing the third world?

Say it smg :)

Okay bros....I'll keep that 20k in my cash account and just....accept the L if I don't make any money with it but have the peace of mind of having it to buy a dip or just have it to weather out an insane recession we still don't know what king retard is going to do.....

I live in Canada, this is in CAD 4% won't even beat inflation in my shithole.

This is true......I guess I will hold for now but I feel like i'm going to regret it....but 20k CAD won't go very far in the s&p or xeg.to realistically so....guess I will hold like a cuck

Just the sinks in my fully paid off house are worth more than $20k total.

I own my home too but I've never had to buy a sink before, $20k seems wild? Do you have 20 bathrooms?

Worst thing about this whole ordeal is that it will further fuel the nothing ever happens tards.

Have you considered that maybe we're right and you're the retard?
I was going to invite you over to stay in one of my guest rooms, but it's clear to me you have a bad attitude.

4% > losing 30% on risky bets

DAS RITE

admitting this was over bonds is honestly the most cucked part of this walkback kek
he made it blatantly obvious where countries could fuck with to force him to back down

cry more bitch nigger

THANK YOU

Where did you get this picture of me?

We’re so fucking back

behind every "nothing ever happens" there is someone somehow putting the effort in to get things in order, this time it was Japan

Might be able to sell my puts at 4 for 10 cents mark and MAYBE recoup some losses. Or I can just hold another week and see what happens. Can’t really get much worse than total wipeout which I already made my bed with.

Nothing ever happens.

B-but!

No. Nothing. Ever. Happens.

That number makes me suspect that you made some bad decisions.

I am not playing cards.

not only that, but made navarro and the speaker look like idiots

should I sell at EOD and slurp some more tomorrow mornig?

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no 4pm dump

surprising

set an order to buy 1 SQQQ at 36 dollars

forget about it

YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN PLACED

34.89 now

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I'm kinda scared bros, China tariffs are still happening. The 70 countries listed got exemptions but we don't know if EU is included or not

Navarro said they were permanent

admitting this was over bonds is honestly the most cucked part of this walkback kek

walkback

He didn't walked back almost anything tho. Just ChatGPT tariff rates, 10% is still minimum.

Im from an EU country and it was pretty fucking odd to see all these delusional european federalists talk about how the us was gonna collapse and become europes vassal and in 6 hours trump forced the entire fucking union on its knees and everyone is seething what a shitty fucking timeline

SOXL IS A GO OR TOO LATE?

on its knees

what?

What's the market looking like if we assume that it becomes acclimatized to anything trump says?
Clearly the government will do nothing except revoke green cards and deport people to the wrong countries.

All jokes aside, I've been fairly neutral the past month, did not buy or sell. You cannot make informed decisions since everything hinges on a single tweet.

In all honesty I still think we're going to dump further, this was just a temporary measure to provide exit liquidity for the big boys.

Did we all forget that the world is entering a recession this year? Or are we going to pretend that's not happening?

insider trading is bad because............. IT JUST IS OKAY!?!??!

Dilate

Fucking hell, I locked in -13% loss because I thought the orange retard would truly cause another depression. I would be up half that today if I hadn't done it.

I'm going all in tomorrow morning and never selling again.

Same I'm in the EU too and I wish I was American or Russian I love Trump and Putin wtf

They aren't exempted from anything, they are still getting 10% tariffs

How far dated?

don't get sad anon there's like three and three-quarters more years of this rollercoaster, nothing even happened to euros except some whiplash

why is everything green wtf

wait with me for the next dump before you buy

the eu should federalize

t. american

Sachs just said recession is over so recession is over

Nobody who saves these pics even has a guest bathroom you absolute fucking loser. You clearly live with your Mom, a constant disappointment to the family. Just embarrassing your Dad, pretending you matter by fighting a low IQ culture war with fellow genetic dead ends. Axewounds vs virgins, LOL.
Least harping on you has improved my day. I owe you that much, thank you.

vola will stay elevated for the whole year
cant trust anything big Mango is saying WHATSOEVER

the markets are very green today because we expected some small tariff on china, but instead, we got a massive fucking tariff on china, which threatens to destabilize the entire world.
no, i typed that correctly.

The recession will be helpfully averted by war with Iran on behalf of Israel.

If It goes down enough for me to sell puts with less than 50% loss I'm doing the same

That's the only thing that will have me turn mumu

4/17

He made that guy in the senate also look like a fucking moron

in 6 hours trump forced the entire fucking union on its knees

okay i'll bite. exactly how did evropa bend the knee? what concessions did they give?

6 hours ago: recession imminent

1 hour ago: recession cancelled

is this disbelief? you know, on that chart that's always meme'd?

How the fuck can you predict the next dump in conditions like this? For all you know it's going to pump all week, none of this makes sense. I can't afford to miss another +10%.

I went long on TSLA with a x12 leverage. Should i sell before close mumusisters ?

Anybody else feeling wicked unburdened by what has been?

i doubt the ride's over yet bro

I don't think I feel anymore

I wish I was Russian

Just wait a decade or two then.

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I'd take any gains you can. Maybe sell half? Who knows what the fuck trump will do tomorrow.

momala lost. move on.

Just gotta keep holding.....it's going to go green....I...I can feel it

You love to see, a lot of these cocky contrarian fucks (a lot of them IN THIS VERY THREAD) got humbled.
Fucking love it.

buying and holding is a sound strategy but you'll be kicking yourself when it dumps regardless

predict

this market is a fucking yoyo

betraying the US first

nigga how it's them betraying the US first
Orange retard literally tanked their stocks to oblivion

I’m still feeling burdened by what will be

I should’ve known most tariffs are just part of negotiations and a set one was coming to try and shift the trade deficit. Their real target in the trade war was China, which the entire administration clearly hates.
I mean, during the EU trade council meeting they were literally laughing and making jokes
fucking obvious in hindsight

Based, Two More Decades

This is just the cat bounce right bobos?

YOU TOLD ME IT'S JUST A CAT BOUNCE
IT'S JUST A BOUNCE RIGHT

I want to see more loss porn before I can stop seething about losing 4k selling on monday

lost 4.8k this week... thats 3 months of savings

Who's gonna go next

Anon… bobo he.. he…

fucking hell i guess i'm just going to buy a lot of 500p/600c contracts at close and then watch it crab for a week

Yes.
Watch the next week.

So how much money did you guys make

Yes bc 10% tariffs on every country and 125% on china is still a big deal

One thing that I learned from this dump is that I should hoard cash when the prices seem too high. But the problem is that when they're going up it feels like they'll keep going up forever.

OUR PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY AND IS JUST A NEGOTIATING TACTIC BUT IT IS ALSO GOING TO BE PERMANENT AND WE WILL BE THE WORLD LEADER IN TEXTILES AND NOW THERE IS A PAUSE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL BUT ALSO WE WILL NEVER BACK DOWN

By the US I mean the current US administration not what is best for the country

Japan and China have US debt by the balls

Thats one year of savings in yurop

Bro he folded and got 0 concessions to show for it
What knees

What are you buying to hold the next 3 months?

What about rate cuts? I was predicting they were coming in the next two weeks but now they won't

I am going

To short

Tesla tomorrow

You can't stop me

trump folds over japan threatening securities

doubles down on China despite them owning almost the same amount

incredible

xi you'd better not cuck i swear to fucking god

Stop rationalizing crazy

alright, where's Anon Babble bro?
what is 2ch saying about us now?

my $600 is still in my bank account
robinhood hasn't taken it yet

what happens if I withdraw it

They already matched tariffs twice even when others are cucking. I see no reason for them to back down

if as the rumor mill suggests this current spike was primarily by the japanese then china could plenty of room for fuckery
if this was china's doing than in theory things could calm down though there's enough uncertainty over the tariff for "retaliating" countries that weren't china and the fact it's yet again only a fucking pause that make me shrug my shoulders

Problem is that we now know that Trump will cuck in two days, I have no faith in the 125% tariffs on China holding anymore. The market might agree and the line would just keep going up to where it was in February.

Short it now, it's cheap to short.
TSLA is going to crash hard soon.

you can always afford not to gain but you might not be able to afford to lose. remember losing 50% takes 200% gains to make up the losses.

I mean, during the EU trade council meeting they were literally laughing and making jokes

fucking obvious in hindsight

I really did think about this as well, fuck

do you think they'll kick your door down for it? just withdraw it, cancel your bank account, buy crack, go off-grid, and booby-trap your house. simple.

Nah there's a good chance this shit is gonna pump tomorrow. Around 10:30 is when Ill make my move perhaps

+10% on the S&P

The market might agree

It's already frontrunning Trump. BABA is up 6%. AMZN up 12% when we have 125% tariffs on China.

What happened to the poor suckers that paid the massive tariffs from between the time they were active until he 'paused' them?

stg these are just rage comics now, but with the cia backing them as really cheap forms of hideous propaganda

Everysingle photo of trump + euro politicians they’re all shitgrinning kek

And she turned even more of a millionaire overnight while you'll continue to wagecuck for her

AMZN up 12% when we have 125% tariffs on China

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well its crazy but there must be a methods to the madness were talking about people running a country

NEW @_@ !!!

Hell yeah. Thanks Japan. Fuck you miggers. I can now go back at not caring about your retarded orange ape and his shithole and just enjoy my yuro divvies.

Very healthy market for a company which has tried several times to get out of China without succeeding at all, and is now tariffed >100% both ways

A -20% dump on Nasdaq tomorrow and I'm done. Quitting forever just occasional purchases on intentional index and gold

other

Tether is holding up the treasury market. What a timeline

Private Jackson from MacDill Air Force Base posted this, didn't he?

Gold and cash.

tmrw inflation data
go up or down?

It's going back over $30 by EOY.

shut the fuck up, cuck

yeah went from +80% to zero. amazing rugpull

doesn't matter because retail is a drop in the ocean

That isn’t what I mean.
I mean the stock market is going to continue to irrationally rocket on random bullshit while the real economy tanks and the lives of normal people in real life (most people don’t own stocks) are ruined

idk it could well still climb back to ath. like he said this is a casino that sweeps around on rumors and not something connected to the actual economy. the astronomically high pe valuations should already tell that