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first for buy 700 calls
Trump won, china lost
Buy companies that leverage on bitcoin to win
I am all in on cash and BTC, Trump can't touch me.
the gayness of futures today is only surpassed by their fakeness
Bring it on market, I'm ready
absolutely primed to take a massive dump today
How did the world stock markets do today (Tuesday)?
America is about to open up and supposedly it's already 700 points up.
Hello.
No, it's the opposite.
show me (your positions)
spy will reach 10000 EOD
sell your stocks and put it all into GPUs to flip when the tariffs hit.
they did nice, 2% up mostly, lots of buy pressure. completely fucking retarded and delusional
someone take away his phone so that we can have some calm today
So the crash stableized yesterday and we're already recovering?
Lmao panickers never learn.
US market goes 2% up on fake tweet and hopium
every other country corrects up 2% regardless of tariff level, responses to tariffs, or exposure to exports or imports
Maybe it is all made up ess em aitch
all in on chinese stocks
Line go up - sell. Line go down - buy. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that.
Apple planning to blunt impact of China tariffs by importing more Indian-made phones to U.S.: Report
eu just can't stop being a cuck
superpooper 2030 is real
show me (your positions)
Short MSTR you plebians. The lower BTC goes the higher likelihood MSTR is forced to liquidate their BTC holding causing a negative feedback look. Saylor is leveraged to the tits with his convertible bond offerings, which provides a perfect opportunity for bad parties to target BTC and thus MSTR
Good morning
All in on TQQQ. Only healing now.
BREAKING: Elon Musk made direct appeals to Trump to reverse the new tariffs, per WaPo.
he doesn’t want a footlong cock and a harem
Sorry sissies, tariffs are here to STAY
its also a meme stock
Tariffs are supposedly bad therefore china is putting them on american?
I got quads ten hours ago while replying to dubs predicting a green Tuesday. Markets are already up 700 points.
All in.
BREAKING
Maybe 10 hours ago
if getting stabbed is bad why are you stabbing me after I stabbed you?
priced in
Shit Retards Say
I'm all in on SQQQ our hopes conflict fag!
It's very cool anon, but that's nothing. look at this
noooooooooooo, it's not priced in
*pumps*
There's a pair of dice with your name on it
The argument is that tariffs being used by america are bad for america.
You see those fucking rubes?
Pump that shit like no tomarrow, get them all to buy in, fuck it!
we're back to memepump levels
they are bad, because they will damage consumers that keep bitching about prices
What are your predictions for today?
+8%
we live in a society
I'm pretty sure the market is going to be red either tomorrow or Thursday because of the tariffs but morally I don't want to put any energy into cheering for the tariffs that are amongst the most divisive policies done by a President ever so Ill just short Tesla instead lel
I-it's perfect
The infographics show did a video on what would happen if america imposed a 100% tariffs on the entire world and that it would destroy the american economy.
Trump is going to test that, and I think he's going to win because the market loves tariffs, that's why it's mooning.
Haven't been this bullish in years.
Billionaire Ken Griffin said Donald Trump’s latest tariffs amount to a hefty tax on middle-class families and are a “huge policy mistake” by the administration
Greem
Euphoria until trump winds up that tariff pitch in two days and smacks the bitch known as America so hard it aborts their first thru third child
btw someone should make a black version of this for each day of the week so we can post it every day
But NVDA is up 4% so anyone who says tariffs are bearish is a loser. Hehe too bad, try a better argumentative essay next time.
believing anything written online after yesterday's fake news event
Snibbidy snip
By 1929, the U.S. economy was showing signs of trouble; the agricultural sector was depressed due to overproduction and falling prices, forcing many farmers into debt, and consumer goods manufacturers also had unsellable output due to low wages and thus low purchasing power. Factory owners cut production and fired staff, reducing demand even further. Despite these trends, investors continued to buy shares in areas of the economy where output was declining and unemployment was increasing, so the purchase price of stocks greatly exceeded their real value.
man reading about this doesn’t really bode well
I like this edition.
I like Ken too
I just bet ten thousand dollars on Tesla because the EU cunts folded on automotive and want zero zero tariffs with the US for automotive, and another twenty thousand that the Cleveland Steamers would win the Athletics Cup! Pic related.
If dubs institutions are going to rug everyone
Trump working deal with Japan and SK for investment in Alaska - per CNBC
That's what's happening today, shares are exceeding their real value.
NVDA is 33 pe value, tesla is over 100.
As long as these two stay high, the bottom hasn't arrived.
If they end green today trump is going to go all in
On changing nothing
Enjoy your 150% tariffs
get "investment"
still tariff them
sorry not sorry
Then it's a self fulfilling prophecy because the only reason the markets are green today is to bait retail in for a rugpull
many investors regarded the September "Babson Break" as a "healthy correction" and buying opportunity.
the more I read the more I have a bad feeling about all of this
Chink shill status
gaped the donny's green V recovery
Wumaos were insufferable yesterday till I called the bottom confirming Trump has the Real Mandate of Heaven and bugboss winniethepoh will fold to American Exceptionalism
Todays pump has nothing to do with Trump. It's because they were blessed with God Emperor Bibis visit yesterday. Nothing rallies burgers like the thought of sending their sons to die in the middle east,
the racists won. no black days allowed
We believe Trump's 10% baseline tariff is here to stay, says PIMCO's Libby Cantrill
Is that the video when they lock themselves to a goose processing machine and then the random Mexican workers just start the machine up? I can remember the scamble to fix the retarded mistake they made.
apple you won't do shit, if you thought these 100% tariffs were coming you'd be kermiting suicide
this is good THOUGH
Will tariffs come into effect tomorrow?
Best part is that he didn't even get the tariffs off. It was probably to bomb Iran.
do nothing
lose
Chinkbros did we get too cocky?
The market equivalent of edging and cbt
What's Cramer's prediction?
This i love to see
America vs China
who will blink first?
LMAO THIS GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF LUTNICK, NAVARRO AND TRUMP'S SHIT LMAO
In the days leading up to the crash, the market was severely unstable. Periods of selling and high volumes were interspersed with brief periods of rising prices and recovery.
that is the plan yes but the consensus is they will be generally negotiated lower, except not for China
the consensus
Chinese people are in permanent blink mode, their eyes are always closed. This will be easy.
Except then people were worried about their jobs and families, and time around there's a billion degenerate slurpies like me.
They didn't have a federal reserve back then
kek
Allegedly
Bottom reached, 20% bullrun imminent, burger KFC > jap KFC
Sorry little nigger boy but your fanfics aren't welcome here. Try Anon Babble if you want to be a faggot.
OPEN UP THE LIMIT
they liquidated 12 billion a day we will liquidate 12 trillion
same difference
shares are exceeding their real value.
Stockprice stays roughly the same whilst eps is decreasing
Fortunately Mr funny orange-utan is very rational and prepared to do whatever it takes to calm markets
US inflation surges causing their consumer economy to sputter
China enters deflation rendering their ability to service debt unmanageable
Europe's and Japan's economies aren't nearly strong enough these days to weather that shitstorm
The #5 economy in the world is India and God knows they don't have the development level to weather this either
Are we all just rats on the Titanic right now?
BWC TARIFFED, ECONOMIC EXODIA ASSMBLED
its amazing that no matter what happens the markets are infinitely bullish.
I unironically moved to the mountains about 6 months ago because I could feel the wind was turning
hmm but it says there that china made a big mistake
vat is a tariff
Nah but all jokes aside if we dump on US open I'm suing.
When people start losing their job and need to close their position to pay rent or slurp something else the market is going down
The USA is doing the banning. Means that yellow pussy is too good and a security risk
What is amazing is how many retards are "slurping"
its amazing that no matter what happens the markets are infinitely bullish.
Unless sentiment suddenly and collectively snaps
okay I admit, I'm praying that is the case
NOT THE ASIAN WOMEN
Both sides are severely hurt by this
ENTER
people are looking at this and feeling the bottom is here already
How do we know its not the government doing the pumping?
Is the the dip in? Prices held yesterday
I may have inadvertently convinced my neighbor bro to go all in despite my very clear hesitation on the matter
It's pumping because I bought
CEO’s said engineers would be replaced by ai
I’m so fucked on open lol
we are now at the same price level we were when accounting for no tariffs for 90 days
futures down 4% yesterday
market EOD 2% up
futures up 2% today
Market will be down 4% if digits confirm
senior devs are getting hired more, but juniors are fucked until the ai hype train stops
tantrum is over, boys and girls.
this is all scripted.
there is no room for error.
about a -20% correction from ATH in the S&P 500 is the industry allowed and accepted downturn.
and that's only for a maximum of three to four times a decade.
16 hours til all trade with china is virtually halted
S&P up 2.5%
china making er debt too high we gotta shake the global supply chain cuz it’s under
Trade deficit is 3% of us national debt. Most of debt is public programs like social security, Medicare, Medicaid, defense, and interest. Orange man and billionaire retards are destroying the country over a cold again
this, lmao.
What the hell is driving this premsrket pump? Is it going to crash again during the day? Don’t want to buy in.
Listen here you aids ridden nigger baby, I would rape you and kill you with a hammer if you ever said something like that to me in real life. The tariffs are a symbol. But your low IQ nigger gorilla brain can't comprehend what they represent. I wish I had GPS so I could crash my silver 2004 Oldsmobile bravado with the front quarter panel damage right through your living room killing both of us.
So my puts are gonna get wiped at open but given the late expiry there’s no reason not to just hold and see right
Delusional retail/hedgie mumus who don't think the tariffs will go through, MM baiting them in as exit liquidity
youtu.be
Relevant video.
What the hell is driving this premsrket pump?
no news.
no, literally no news.
does big money know something we don’t? Or are they just doing one more pump and dump?
Big money knows it needs exit liquidity
279.20
stay strong, billy big bollocks. you will be vindicated
they shape the market trends
guys we're gonna tariff china 104% in 24 hours
*pumps 4%*
tempting to buy SOXS at this price, but knowing my luck the tariffs would actually get canceled and I’d get wiped out
well it's 4% profit isnt it? easy money for me
Then use a portion of what you have and save what you have for a move you're more confident in, the market will be here for a long while
If I put in 20,000usd this morning I better see some money, I want a "yes daddy please I want more" or I am going to break some legs, probably mine.
social security, Medicare, Medicaid, defense, and interest
100% of this could be cut
60% of Americans are below a 6th grade reading level, therefore very littlie productivity - Ray Dalio
futures
we're primed for a pump and dump but i think it would be even faker and gayer if we just pumped more, so i guess that's what's gonna happen
umm guys I've been wondering if I've been the idiot on this or if literally the world's too stupid to realize the crucial difference between
X%
and
X% more
so let's say the shartymarty's are having 30% tariffs on the chinchong's right now and are going to tax them 50% more.
that would mean the total tax rises to 45% after the increase.
you know.... 50% more of 30%.... or... (X*1.5)
skrrrrrt
rice crispies
in a parallel universe, where you aren't a blistering fucking nihilistic retard, you'd realize that out of all these only "interest" could and should be cut.
People really slurping this when VIX is 40 lmao
trump is too dumb to do math, so the default is additive not gay maths
ceos would be the easiest to replace with it
my net worth is already down so much. Can’t justify throwing even another $1k down the drain right now.
tariffs are additive
W-why hasn't he tweeted anything yet??
This is unnerving
Can't tell if the market is delusional or some people with a fuck ton of money know something
The reason the market is pumping is because yesterday Trump finally began to indicate that he was willing to negotiate tariffs. This confirmed the bias that the market already had that the tariffs only existed to get countries to the table to negotiate, and so the sentiment from last week is unwinding.
What people aren't noticing is that, yes, Trump is sitting down to talk, but he's not making any deals. Nobody has gotten a deal yet. Even Israel couldn't get a deal. And we're t-minus 16 hours from the tariffs going live. And Trump literally can't postpone them at this point without giving up his entire position -- if he starts postponing the tariffs then all the sudden his negotiation partners will start waiting him out, and foreign countries' exports will boom as US companies start stockpiling their goods ahead of any possible tariff.
The market saw evidence that confirmed its preexisting bias and ran with it. It's gonna be fucked later this week as the tariffs go live.
medicaid
they are already trying
defense
they are trying that too
medicare
you would have a civil war good luck
social security
each state would become a territory like in fallout game series
hello did someone say the senate is questioning trade officials today before market open? is there a lonk?
We'll be eating good tomorrow and/or the day after
0% chance we end today green
The humidity in the room was at 50%.
After neetbro didn't open the windows for days it increased by 20%.
What's the humidity in neetbros goondungeon at the moment?
can you figure it out?
Unfortunately I bought at a shit time so I’m gonna basically just break even if we get another drop. I might buy more cheapies today to boost potential gains.
wait, got it. euro internet probably won't let me watch but one of you fatsos keep me posted s'il vous plait
W-why hasn't he tweeted anything yet??
This is unnerving
He's quiet. Waiting. Biding his time
For the perfect time to strike
actually makes me pretty happy. it means he's actually doing his fucking job, not virtue signalling on twitter
I love that jeet nigger so much
Can they get rid of this damn ad already
picrel. don't know if we've heard from jamie before, I wonder if he's a complete fucking moron by any chance
I know what you're saying but I'm telling you what trump is saying
he's said multiple times the tariffs are ON TOP of previous tariffs as shown by the +34% tariff that was added as a counter-reciprocal
the only people not down are people who can perfectly time the market (not many) so don't feel too bad
Even if he gets deals, the trade relationship with China is beyond fucked at the moment.
How many times have you relieved yourself to it?
So people pumping right now are either retarded, overly optimistic, or just trying to make a quick buck on people that fall into the first two camps right?
Bad poosy
Creating a floor and easing retail back into the market with the assumption Trump will back out at the last moment. We'll see how that goes on Bloody Wednesday.
Ok.
You said that yesterday!
well you included everyone in the market except those not putting money into the market and just watching so yes I guess?
yesterday ended red
(64%) YTD
few are down as bad as I’m down
Bloody Friday bros will win trust the plan
inb4 bloody monday was right, just delayed for a week
None because she’s got a gross body and unattractive angling
True
I’m fairly confident this is a scam wick before the next leg down Wednesday and ready to sell
gap too wide
butt to bone'y
ideally your phallus should rub the buttcheeks a little during rectal intercourse
He'll just it every day and then celebrate when the market closes -0.01 percent. He's delusional. Bobo cope is glorious in these threads
the man who thought up the entire liberation tariff plan
I guess they are still hoping for the best
No, she kinda looks like my friend and it’s hot
unattractive angling
Phoneposter isn't blocking Anon Babble ads with AdAway
NGMI
the true 10x strategy right now is getting a mortgage and then taking a 100% margin on that mortgage and using everything to buy SQQQ
I bought a call yesterday on the beleif we will get a shortterm rally as it appears we are. How do I know the party is over?
It's all hopium based, Trump will open his mouth and the markets will tank again
Sell on open.
Ya dare me?
Kanie wishes you all a snib-snabby day!
They go into effect tomorrow. The longest this can possibly last is until close today as people cope about non-existent deals being made.
The market is definitely fake and gay and high on copium, so yeah bullrun confirmed on literally anything positive even if it's fake news
there is no knowing it’s over until it’s too late there’s just cashing out when you’re satisfied with the gains or getting greedy and watching it slip away
China tariffs to 500% incoming
Ford up 2.7% pre market
What brand of cope is this and where can i get some
As a wise man once said, stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again.
That's racist, they're North Korean not Chinese
what?!?
just volunteers dont worry about it
don’t get bull trapped
Uh oh
Complete market crash in China soon?
It’s not a good angle her ass looks skeletal
more like 100% tariffs on ukraine lol
Anyone that bought the dip on monday on open and sold just after the open today would have made some nice kneepad money.
Today we PUMP! Check'um!
My only possible guess is that retards are reading into Trump's tweets on trying to sell cars to Japan. There is no other reason for it to rise like that.
my losses are still way too large, I'm not selling until the market gives it all back
Wonder what happened here
I'll have to slide in atleast ten thousand
how the fuck is pre market up when China says they will not back down here. They're the 2nd biggest economy in the world, after the US. Really makes you wonder how delusional people are (including me, maybe it's me)...
Yes they'll bring them up 50% to 45%.
But that only means people pay 45% more for an iphone
scamwick to own the bears
Anon, that's a sure fire way to be in the red for the next decade. Get out while the getting is good, for your own sake.
Isn't it tomorrow after the close ?
checked, today is your last chance to get out before tarriffs mumus
How is a Ford supposed to fit on Japanese roads?
it's over
Just take the gains, risking everything for a bit more money isnt worth it
It's tomorrow before open. 12:01 AM ET Wednesday morning.
CRAMER YOU FOOL
Can't wait for the midterms when 'cost of new iPhone' is the latest women's issue.
youtu.be
Singapore with the cool head
It doesn't fit AND it's LHD (left hand drive) - all Japanese cars would need to be sold as RHD. I don't think Trump even realizes what side of the road they drive on in Japan
Even the echo conservative echo chamber subreddit is bearish, where can I find the bulls? YouTube comments?
Fighting back when Russia invades is actually against Russian law, i sincerely hopes Trump respects the sovereignty of Russia and its laws and punishes Ukraina for such insolent behavior! Otherwise risk Putin raising his brows at Donald....
It's only the beginning
hello jeet crypto enthusiast here. What stock can I buy to 2x at least sars
People still think he will pussy out or some major player will make a deal. Market is desperate for some positive news.
Driving on the wrong side of the road is tariff cheating. Japan will have to fix that to get a deal.
sold shares yesterday at close
it pumps on closed market
always
I have $500 to play with. How should I use it as a noob to profit off this news cycle?
Seatbelts on, cabin crew prepare for emergency landing
VIX is climbing again. The local top is in. If you have any long positions, close them now.
PAX Gold
Yet the markets are bullish
BBBY
yield curvature
hm, ok
I saw how Trump looks down on Asians. Did you see meeting with the Hyundai CxOs at the oval office? Trump looks at them and said hello, but didn't shake ANY of their hands. Walked out without speaking with them too.
I don't think Trump will handle backing down to China cus he thinks like an American man (Asian boys are tiny and weak)
You are right but again people are so desperate for some headline or piece of news to cope with. Things are pretty bleak in reality.
they’re starting to look jittery already
today is closing red
MOON MOON MOON
WE'RE GOING TO PUMP THIS SLUT TO THE MOON BBY
At the rate we're going, you should probably just go down to the gas station and start buying cigarettes and foreign liquor to scalp.
The markets are retarded right now I would just sit out rather than trying to understand what the fuck is going on.
In order to keep posting on Anon Babble all posters must now make at least 100$ usd per day in day trading.
Man if I could do that i'd quit my job. I can live pretty comfortably on $3k/mo.
Taxes dont exist?
Are they not just settings it up to load shorts?
is it still going sub 100?
sell when futures jump at open
Trump will eliminate them
Buy baba shorts?
What the hell is going on with TSLA? It keeps jumping to -4% -7% -5%
ORANGE MAN MAKE MY DAY
People can easily afford to pay 45% extra for an iphone.
They don't even need to replace their old one unless it broke
Isn't that the perfect time to get in?
Not if you don't pay them!
But no seriously, rent around here is about $900/mo on the low end. $200 for electric, $300 for food, sell my car since I wouldn't need it, I could make it work pretty easy.
INTC up 3% in early trading
Come on you fucker, your production is already domestic so just recover.
It's almost as if market maker bots run every single market
Perhaps but look at what happened yesterday when people got destroyed by one twitterfag. It's completely random.
All up today
Nigga all their precursors for manufacture are imports
it will spike at open, and there may be bear traps today bc tariffs need another 15 hours or something to proc so nobody will believe them until they happen
LET'S GO BEAR NIGGERS
First time kid? Markets are acting like they always do, it's almost never a strait shot down, bear markets are full of reversals
Green day. Enjoy the bounce. Save shorts for end of week.
learn to read a clock
you meant lose right
It's completely random.
Isn't that everyday?
Maybe I should start tomorrow?
WSB had a few people posting 2700% gains because they hit the blip. I'm definitely not jealous or anything.
Up 9k right now
Down 100k since the year started
What kind of retarded attempt at analogy is this? I know the best you can do is try to convince the king to not tax you, but you just failed. You failed miserably.
Tell your country so we can raise tariffs more.
So the bottom is in? Happy days are here again?
Isn't that everyday
Not to this degree. Multiple point swings up and down like that in minutes?
How do we know its not the government doing the pumping?
it is them. they were the ones who released the fake news yesterday about trump backing off tarrifs too
BUY SMCI
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This is the lower top.
we
nigga getting high from thinking he's the country
lmao
Nigga we are already half under at this point, I don't see how you guys can't see it already. This market is probably the fakest one that's ever existed and it's going to fucking explode soon, this has been happening for a while now, it just needed someone retarded enough to give it one last push and that's what Trump is doing.
declares a global trade war
sets a 105% tariff on China to go in effect tomorrow
markets: actually, this isn't too bad
They think he's going to cuck, right? I can think of no other explanation.
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
Good.
i think 50% chance is more realistic
the microsecond the news show customs asking for 105% tariffs from ships landing at port they will crash
the capital's gotta go somewhere and it's going to europe. that's all i have to say
Against all odds they do. The press conference this morning should hopefully alleviate all doubts.
I predict some stupid bullshit until tariffs are either on or canceled.
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
SELL NOWWWWWWWWW
The Trump administration is considering launching drone strikes on drug cartels in Mexico
special military operation
530 in reach
Honest question would the market rally or plunge if Trump got assassinated
Is that an old post? Remember when they actually did this and then shut it down because there was actually human shit on the phones being produced? I'm sure there were other reasons as well
20% tariff for your new EUV machines (half a billion each) + tip.
Vance
whats the difference
the explosions will be big and beautiful
the most amazing thing ever seen
Plunge.
Because it's bullish with his tariffs.
Market loves him.
Do they even have enough people to offset all these new regulations on to? I’m talking armies of shipping agents up to date to Donald’s latest whims
no, yes
anything highly likely to spark a civil war would cause a plunge, yeah
INTC stops importing ASML machines
federal government goes bankrupt since they lose 200 million in tariffs
no lol, they keep firing customs agents instead
he couldnt even apply the canada tariffs properly
from unusual whales today, the gov might have even told them to go it in the interest of trying to fold china
Nothing would happen. He's surrounded by ideologues now who are all on board. Nothing would change.
unusual whales
This nigger again?
It doesn't matter how much Trump raises the tariff, China was not going to be able to export anything to the US from day 1. That's the madness of it really, China has no incentive to back down.
don't feel like trading at open so i'll be back in two hours see you guys later
why is dax ripping to the moon out of nowhere
I sold everything for a massive loss yesterday
Do I buy back in and accept the wash sale?
either way the news will not report the 1.5 million dollar port call fee the maritime comission placed on chinese ships recently, import exposed companies are fucked either way even if he does cuck
i bought
Why do niggas buy SCHD and other dividend ETFs when shit's going bad?
If shit really is going bad the companies are just gonna cut the dividend nigga
oversold
Today will be the only green day this week. Wait
Is it true boys? Can we really pick up some mega cheapies in a couple of months?
Mark Spitznagel, chief investment officer and founder of Universa Investments, told MarketWatch he expected an '80% crash' was lurking around the corner.
'I expect an 80% crash when this is over. I just don't think this is it. This is a trap,' he said, adding that when the real crash happens, investors will know it.
Spitznagel's fund was one of the big winners during the extreme volatility that rocked markets in the early days of the pandemic in 2020, returning a whopping 4,144% in Q1 of the Covid-affected year.
'This is another selloff to shake people out. This isn't Armageddon. That time will come as the bubble bursts,' he said in comments to MarketWatch.
Markets anticipate there's potential for a deal
Do I buy back in and accept the wash sale?
Time in the market beats timing the market.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they quintupled their returns on the line of phones that came out of that place. Thats a lot of lost revenue and a very bad look
ARE WE READY?!
This should have been done decades ago. Disgusting and truly degenerate behavior.
80% crash
i would cum and be unable to stop cumming
you know you can sell covered calls on top of the dividends?
I pledge allegiance to the Markets
of the United States of Capitalism,
and to the Profits for which they stand,
one system, under leverage,
unshortable,
with gains and rugpulls for all.
markets forgot about that entirely, ports will get blockaded
Why anon. Is it going to get pumped?
I will be immediately liquidated on market open. I do not understand the market. I am a fool for thinking that I would make money off of this.
What are we buying again?
man what an exhausting four years this is going to be if we're just going to do this shit every month
Yes, you should all in on Nike in like a month, I doubt they'll ever recover to the old high if they need to move production but they will probably get a big spike doing some gay basketball ad campaign.
dumb market then. both parties want what is impossible to the other
Yeah I was gonna wait for an opening pump to sell but this pump itself has me suspicious, maybe ill just sell on open
unironically 530 on open
it's trumpover
we are not buying
i'm buying puts
you have been warned
we're selling today
considering what happened friday, i'm leaning towards delusional.
so he called the largest crash ever, a 7 sigma black swan event implying fundamental flaws in ways of being and your plan is to buy cheapies?
pure delusion
wash sale sucks
just buy something else
95
9-5=4
4% sewn
god imagine the guy that shorts on an 80% drop
after two years of people calling for a recession that never materialized there is a lot of nothing ever happens in the market.
ohh its just the baggies
after two years
only two years???
SPY is literally a no liquidity shitcoin
It already is. Low float + high short interest and that fake news pump yesterday caused massive covering
this isn't news, we've known there were chinks in ukraine for almost a year now.
I am that guy.
oh he has done the needful
this kind of analysis is why I post, 401k liquidated for shorts
Is the DIA seriously gonna open up 4%
Almost in the green. One big pump more and I can exit the market and wait until it crashes into oblivion to reenter. I will NOT play in thiw clown casino. Just need a 2.5% more...
My man. Exactly. I always buy smci when its in 30$ range. This stock is actually amazing
bobos jumping from windows
What now
the tariffs are going into effect including the 104% on china
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAX BOBOS RAPED
There will be no deal. He is ideologically attached to the idea that we need to have zero trade deficits with every nation on earth.
tell that to the market, 6% pump today guaranteed within opening
this is why he tweeted right now
didn't he say no negotiations with CHYNA tho?
trumpie is shitting his diaper, his tweet reeks of panic, hes already backtracking.
No portfolio anon here, just spectating, good luck today boyos, ur gunna need it
Here's hoping they kill that crab and that fucking cat.
don't get so cocky, once the news of shipments being stopped at the border and ports start getting to the news because of tariff problems, it will be mumu slaughter time
I hope so, my put is already without any intrinsic value
im going to condense this slop into something readable
i did things on a phone
biden sucks
everyone wants to talk with me
fuck america give me money
tfw sold spy yesterday at 480
I was going to sell my put then :(
you're gonna be okay
REPEAT AFTER ME:
V
SHAPED
R E C O V E R Y
E
C
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V
E
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LFGGGGG
here we go
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
HERE WE GOOOOO
All right let’s see the damage
WHAAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
ALL UP BABY
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POOOOOOOOOMP
time to sell
you almost made a dollar
Oof
idk but im seeing people placing big shorts on my broker despite these blast pumps
tsla is back at 250, as if nothing's wrong
based
Please be fucking joking..
there's no way this is holding
What, did you buy a put? Don't worry, it's already falling.
FREE FALLIN
Anti trumpers lost AGAIN
Well I mean they’re puts I bought yesterday what would you expect
just buy sqqq now, just do it
Just enjoy your gambling, anons.
Honestly TZA might be the better bet. It's been beating SQQQ for me all week now. Small caps get fucked by tariffs moreso than large caps and tech companies.
markets up purely on tariff deal hopium
its going to tank later this week or month
Clown market
Why the fuck would you risk buying puts AFTER the crash?
It's genuinely fascinating how nothing he does seems to actually matter. It's like our entire government is just a sitcom.
don't disappear tomorrow please
Keep coping anon.
but what if…
It won’t.
gambling
i prefer the term 'investing'. it makes me feel like a patrician
try later today
Sold 90% of my portfolio on this bounce. Trying to decide if I should go short or just wait it out in cash.
FOMO and the assumption that shit will slide lower once tariffs take effect
why is the line going down
gentlemen
Priced in
Why would line go up?
I'm waiting, this is fake as fuck and could turn on a dime.
Because of green I don't think trump changes plans
That's just me tho
i think the assumption is he's joking about the tariffs
Americans wake up and start dumping
Maybe you counts should be herded into factories.
That's why I am just waiting. It's great for the insiders tho.
why not buy RIGHT NOW? Take your 0.5% gain
I dunno why you wouldn't short. Everything is fucked starting tomorrow and that bounce was pure cope
He absolutely is not lol
Too soon to tell, but i think we're gonna be looking at another crab day.
guys pump it to 530 at least I want to buy another put
tsla back at 250 is really funny.
I really should do something about my indecision when im in profit... Could have sold and loaded up again. How many % do I need to be happy? I really don't understand myself...
We'll close +/- 0.5%, but it could potentially turn into a rout in the evening if the circumstances are right.
Don't worry guys. I always lose money and im put in a massive long position into sqqq :)
everything is going down except nasdaq
I will not be happy until Elon gets liquidated
Well this is my retirement money, so a bit more cautious with it. Holding some inverse ETFs for now.
will a may 30 515 put be good?
this happened to me last week at the exact same value, I had been trading up from 200 for 6 months fine then I got destroyed over and over since march 25th
just hold what you have for at least 3 days and don't touch it at open no matter what unless it's way up
I have 20 bucks left in a put, I can't believe I got fucked
the critical point was panic selling two semi calls last monday morning, if I held my calls or the put for three days either way I switched to I would have had my cost basis but I only held them for one which was too short
Two more weeks
What do you call this pattern
puts are hella cheap today
maybe they’ll print enough to offset the puts I bought yesterday
stocks are up
gold is up
oil is up
v recovery fr fr
A typical crash. Remember even the COVID crash had a +8% day flanked by giant dumps.
It's called should have bought the NASDAQ.
I’m not selling because expiry is 4/17 and I’d rather risk the remaining few hundred than miss out on a recovery
it's called "50k EOY"
"Catching the falling knife"
cope
No way china is capitulating here. They're not going back to the cuckshed after getting raped by the british for 100 years
Wish there was a baba inverse id full port it
its so over for the bears
someone don't forget to bake
Maybe they will,
just because it'll feel familiar.
SPX 5350pts
No way this export economy will bend the knee to their largest trade partner and the biggest consumer economy in the world
Millennium of humiliation has only just started.
my puts are getting annihilated
inb4 he bet against the usa
i know i know but this time it's different
Sitting on $95k USD
Do I start dipping my toes in the water or do I wait for this dead cat bounce to be over and we start another leg down?
I REALLY WANT TO BUY PUTS PLEASE PUMP MORE
yesterday was "black monday"
today was supposed to be "black tuesday"
So where are those people at, exactly?
Hey, retards, tariffs are working.
damn they slurpin
tariffs aren't even in yet retard
yeah I think a lot of us got roped into 4/17 by pressure
but this market could get rugged any minute considering last wednesday and monday wicks I've never ever seen before
just hold a few more days and get out at least by friday, don't hold till expiry tho of course the market will gigadump right when you sell
always get larger space than a month till expiry and stay ITM in the future, it's retarded the richfags are raping us poorfags with these candles
This. They won't even want to appear like they're caving the way Canada and Mexico did with the fake USMCA deal.
When will there be news about potential rate cuts?
It’s not tariffs working it’s the market attempting to call a (non existent) bluff
Aren't the tariffs tomorrow
the market doesn't like blacks.
It was always preferable that we don't make a deal with China. The entire point is that we want to move our industry out of a country that actively tries to undermine us at every turn.
Trump Covid 2.0
I have this gut feeling that the 90 day extension fake news single handedly saved the day
Are we even going to crash when the tariffs actually take effect?
It's literally never different. America is the great Satan and we always win.
i dont believe so either but its sucha big deal that its hard for me to think they wont reach some sort of deal, probably wont happen for a couple weeks tho
Lol this is going to be an exit pump and we will close red for the 4th strait day
priced in
I think you might have to wait for some headlines about them actually affecting imports
You're retarded.
These tariffs are going through and you're all stupid enough to not get that the market IS HAPPY.
And you should be happy, because you should've bought the dip, loser.
depends
will the vibes be bad
if theres fake news saying the vibes are good its fine
if theres fake news saying the vibes are bad its not going to be okay
we are operating on full cope right now. as soon as the impacts are actually felt you will see it in the markets. Trump has been too wishy-washy with policy stuff for a black Monday to actually happen in anticipation.
the last time tariffs went through again after the 19th century ended 1929 happened
Why didn’t I go all in on calls after this crap
Market drops 10% on trariffs
Recovers 3%
MARKET LOVES TARIFFS
i didnt know if the market would crash
i wanted it to happen though
just makes me smile y'know
why would the market be happy about tariffs?
We may have to wait for markets to realize Americans are not going to be the paypiggies they traditionallly have been when prices are throuhg the roof
The tariffs on China could never feasibly be “priced in” lol
lots of lefty seethe I see
I think nobody believes they're really going to happen.
The market works in mysterious ways.
I thought rethuglicans wanted to crash the market to help Russia. What narrative do I go with now?
SPY $500 4/10 puts are cheaper than the $460 put I bought yesterday ::
we back up boys!!!!
we might even be down later too! that'd make a cute cat eats
In which case expect a massive drop around the press conference today when they confirm for the 1000x that they’re happening
2025 is 1929 because nothing has changed domestically or globally
You are so stupid that it is a miracle you can operate a keyboard without smashing it against your head.
And it will keep recovering.
no. the market is meant to be eternally green and they will turn on the money printers if it tries to go down
rethuglicans
falling for obvious bait
retard
5 minutes til Senate meeting. Anybody have a link for video?
in how many hours is the conference?
2025 is 1929 because nothing has changed domestically or globally
Things have changed, just in the opposite direction of what would help your point. Tariffs now have more impact than they did then.
I bought so I guess that's actually a top signal, it's all down from here
more opportunities for local companies as competition is priced out by the beautiful tariff
Thank you for your sacrifice
trump has 14 hours to reverse course
Sneed it
Thank you for your cervix
is 1929 because nothing has changed domestically or globally
tariffs worked when shipping was done on sailboats u gay nigger from outer space with a time machine
I'm not expecting anything out of this clown market. And even after the 10th, the dumb fucks will go ''surely it's just for a month while they negociate''
is 1929
No, in modern economy it should be worse.
Bulls are way too cocky
If the tariffs rumour was fake, why does it pump?
lol
Is it open rebellion in Trump's court?
How will I cope if I really did sell the bottom yesterday?
wew lad
The love affair is over :(
While nobody watches, the 10y is now 4,25%. Not going to 3%.
it does the opposite of what each and every biz poster does. Truly a remarkable simulation we live in.
See The markets got their biases confirmed and are running with their original assumption.
it probably will be cause the last three weeks have been bulltraps after bulltraps until the second the world saw the LLM generated tariff chart and realized they won't want to trade with the US because we offer nothing, but I don't believe the market is being pushed by the news I think the tariffs were a psyop considering the wicks this past week were worse than the covid crash
Yeah but he's getting shitcanned next month so it doesn't really matter
Bulls are high on copium because leaders and advisors are trying to convince Trump not to jump. He's still signaling that he'll do it and he'll do a backflip.
senate.gov
Senate meeting with the White House trade official beginning shortly.
How the fuck does america do it, currently seething here as a russian, it was supposed to be our turn together with china
Guys I think buying calls yesterday afternoon on RDDT and DELL might have been a mistake. Meanwhile PLTR is up like 20 percent from its bottom
GUYS WHAT PUTS SHOULD I BUY
china inexplicably pumped too
just imagine the smugness of all your favorite influencers which were just screaming the sky is falling once the market fully retraces this meager 20% correction while they haven't sold a single stock, yet anybody of their followers taking their advice being left broke and destitute.
How the fuck does america do it, currently seething here as a russian, it was supposed to be our turn together with china
bullshit
chinks and russians are celebrating at the advancement of fiber optic netflix drones because the US is too afraid to vaporize u cocksuckers with real smartbombs
Avengers: Civil War
I don't think they ever admit they are wrong. Best to hope for is a week or two of silence.
Elon is on the way out, Trump has clearly been getting annoyed of his bullshit over the past few months. His only contribution to the admin has been cultural sway and being willing to take the brunt of DOGE backlash. Well both the left and right hate him now and DOGE is going to continue working even if Elon isn't around.
That and Elon is a fucking grifter who doesn't believe anything he says. Trump has no time for such things when he's trying to reshape global standing.
Best to hope for is a week or two of silence.
like the cretin in picrelated?
what's the context?
reshape global standing
Into the shape of a giant middle finger sure
buy today
Trump has no time for such things when he's trying to reshape global standing.
bankrupt his 8th casino
So one phone call with SK and the claim that China "wants" to make a deal is whats drivning the market now?
China hasn't contacted them yet.
"Muh casino"
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
I would have 105k instead of 100k
Oh well, I'll make that up in 2 weeks
It's just general sentiment that "deals" are being made.
This place has been “Reddit” since 2016, newfag
how many kot ears are we getting today?
is that really how it works
"Reddit tier bullshit is okay because we've been around for awhile"
Holy shit you people don't even have shame anymore
came from Anon BabbleThe_Donald
calls others Reddit
The irony of it all.
Trump is setting up an Art of the Deal walkback. It's so obvious.
put your dick in me
Because a guy called the stock market a casino? There’s far worse examples of “Reddit.” You are, in fact, acting far more “Reddit.”
deals made
dips slurped
plan trusted
maga hat ON
Here we go again
It will rug when the market realizes tariffs are actually happening.
So is the recession cancelled?
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
What if he wants to start an open military conflict with China. He could then offer to lift tariffs for everyone who supports US and cuts ties with chinks
Would also explain why he wants domestic manufacturing as that would be really helpful during war
I have a lot of interest in donald but I never liked him from the get go cause he's obviously an israeli agent