/smg/ - Stock Market General

Anon Babble now cheering a -.7% S&P day

You faggots are so buck broken that it's unreal.

KEK

Would your car pass the bowling ball test?

Because they still think Trump knows what he's doing

IT'S NOT A MONEY THING

THIS MAN'S BRAIN IS COOKED

one tiny little fib manage to completely undo an avalanche of bad news for the market

imagine having that much power
that has to be such an insane adrenaline rush
you can just wake up and say "hmmm, today, I think, tariffs are gay" and boom the market shoots up 10%. wild

He sold?

PUMPIT

it was green awhile ago

wait, how DID we end in the green Kronk?

You got me, by all means it just doesn't make sense

MOMMYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TRUMP IS A FUCKING RETARD

I bought some more

Hes senile

because more and more countries aer going to bend the knee
sorry niggers the whole world is US bitch

China not trading rare earths. Today's dead cat didn't make it the full day. hope your puts are ready.

Trump going to get 25th Amendmented, maybe he has a brain tumour or something

drop a bowling ball on your head drumpf

looooooool how fucking retarded is this guy

BUY BUY BUY
NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN
MAGA

hey guys just bought some tqqq

They don't take our cars!

And how the hell does he expect to change that? No Jap is going to buy an overpriced shitcar from the US when they have better and cheaper cars domestically.

GUYS????

15 minutes to close
what direction you picking ess pee

Is the economy bowling balls

it's amazing how many of you yuppie homos have never listened to a Trump stream of consciousness.

RESET the table

aaahhhhhhhhhhhh he said it

Every minute you don't cut the mic I keep dropping it

104% on China will actually bankrupt US companies

lol he's unbelievably dumb, holy shit

Most American cars won't even fit on the average Japanese sidestreet, it's not a trade issue. They literally dont WANT the cars because they're too big and too expensive

final fifteen minute financial collapse cmon

to be fair listening to trump talk is AIDS

*pumps harder*

This day felt like a whole year

Those companies are funding China's military. He just said that. They have to not have a trade surplus with the US.

Anon Babble?

which direction does the 10 minutes to close surge go?

it's going up

IT JUST KEEPS DOOOOOMPING

its like trying to listen to niggers talk, only slower

SP500
but sure, you fags too

REMINDER:

trump wants to refinance the national debt and he needs the fed to cut rates so he's crashing the market to force their hand

he cannot come out and say this so they're just throwing shit out to keep people confused and afraid, this is why the messages are mixed.

jesus christ. i can’t believe delusional fuckwits cancelled my put profits. down 8% from being up 34% 15m after market open

People are starting to trust the plan.

aged a whole year in 8 hours

from IRS to ERS

this nigga legit 70 IQ

How would the market react if Trump said something along the lines of "THIS MARKET IS FAKE! THE ENTIRE THING! BELIEVE NOTHING!" in a tweet? Would it cause massive panic or would it be priced in as Trump memery?

On unrelated news, euro-denominated Romanian government bond yields passed 7%.

admitting the jews own america

lol, just lol. he's clinically retarded.

today was just a live crab bounce

American car manufacturers make a lot of trucks and other garbage that literally cannot fit on a japanese road

Yes, I am a golem to my jewish masters

give billions

take money back with tariffs

this is so fucking bad holy shit

the usa peaked in power before 1913 because we had no income tax and instead used tariffs

oh brother

This delusion that things were better in the 1880s to 1920s than they are now or even just after WWII is an insane level of mindrot. Who is putting this in his head?

lmao

Have most people just never listened to him?

it wants to dump

TRUMP ASKED ABOUT PAUSING TARIFFS: NOT LOOKING AT THAT

he cannot come out and say this

he's literally tweeted literally this and he mentioned it in the press onference that's happening right now

Lol, lmao

OY VEY HE'S GOING OFF-SCRIPT!

Have you considered why people want baby boomers to be put under a guillotine all this time?

we should've never gotten involved with insane european shitshows

He still believes that foreign countries pay the tariffs. Seriously someone needs to explain this to him. With large drawings and stuff.

check again

BLACK MONDAY
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Oh god he's talking about the gaza resort again.

TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED HE WANTS TO MAKE AN ENTIRELY NEW DIFFERENT STOCK MARKET

WTF WAS THAT AAAAA

I swear people just ignore the real Trump and make up a fictional Trump in their heads that does sane things they want

Have you been living under a rock? He's been incoherently rambling for a few years

what a swindling

just a little lie
a tiny little white lie
a sweet little nothing
and voila

why are companies selling off if they don't pay the tariff?

how do i short chinaman stocks

You're just noticing?

Someone looks at this and thinks; "Yeah, that's organic"

With large drawings and stuff

Food analogy would work best

nobody can explain that to him, because he's legitimately sub-80 IQ

he is rugpulling bibi hahahahahaha

because more and more countries aer going to bend the knee

Ok....

Europe already talking 25% tariff

China doubling down and now restricting precious metals for export

Oh, but Vietnam and Taiwan have bent the knee, so I guess it's all working out....

You know it probably wasn't going to dump until he opened his big fat mouth

God i dont understand the braindead American investors, having weaker dollar and more competitive products would require the US citizens to live at lower level of standards and require them to consume far less then they currently do, trump is literally thinking about defaulting on debt, the world is going to a world war and tensions are escalating, and despite all of this the US markets are barly down, when the trump objectives would require a depression to actually be achievable (you can not go from 10% gdp in manufacturing to 50% in manufacturing without a depression first), wtf, how delusion are amrimutts.

Corpos didn't buy this, it was all retail

Turn Gaza into the freedom zone

Amazing.

I don't know why they did it

Well, I do know why they did it

Yea, this is how most people act towards Trump or other political leaders. Everyone is high on copium

this shit is so funny. it's an example of his "escalate to deescalate" strategy

say something crazy

"US will take over Gaza"

clearly not happening

others come up with alternative to the extreme

settle

problem solved

the arabs are finally talking about doing something

I'm pretty sure this man would make Trump shit and piss himself if they ever spoke to one another.

EU talking about removing tariffs keep up with the news, China is the only one resisting us

Gaza shall be turned into a golf resort
It will be beautiful

Something like 1/3 of all cars in Japan are kei cars or kei trucks which don't have an American equivalent (and many US cars/trucks are too large for Japanese roads). If this leads to American manufacturers creating and exporting our own kei cars/trucks that would be neat, but I don't see that happening.

+0.7% S&P

already old news, faggot. And this only popped because of a fake tweet.
It's amazing how dumb you faggots are.

EU, CANADA = ENEMIES
ISRAEL = FRIEND

Vance is the best VP since Teddy

A POTUS is just that unfathomably retarded, you kind of feel the need to find some sense in his ramblings even if you have to bend them.
Except there isn't one except his pathological narcissism and senility

They would be buddies.

That's not how national debt works you fucking tard.

After hours/tomorrow's opening predictions?

SPY opens -1.6%

you're so retarded you can't even follow the news. He tweeted a tiktok that said explicitly that. Warren buffet had to release a statement saying he never agreed with the retarded plan.
The fed doesn't set the rates on bonds , so the whole idea is batshit retarded. It originated on Anon Babble

he's genuinely lost it hasn't he?

NONONONOO STOP PUMPING STOOOOOOP

HOLY SHIT

journo plants trying to get last minute pumps

holy kek

one last pump to end flat
uhhmazin'

?

>others come up with alternative to the extreme

>settle

>problem solved

Yeah, "solved". Israel still gets unlimited US funding and can kill whoever they want.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Isarel has to do what every other country does; they were just the first to rush to the white house

While we have countries beg we will be destroying the global economy, thanks for playing

NASDAQ 100 -4.20%

Lol that news is older than the tariff proposals

Go fuck yourselves, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

trump sticking up for biden

awwww how cute :)

The Japanese are actually begging Trump to get rid of unfair Japanese taxes by destroying the LDP

Trump: I will end reciprocal tariffs if you end the consumption tax, rice tariffs, gasoline tax, and automobile weight tax.

x.com/tweetsoku1/status/1907656304937865319

no not the old news about it, the new news. The women running EU flip flop every two seconds, must be that time of the month

Wednesday is going to be trash

at least Biden didnt crash the markets

MIGA!

they invaded 3 countries and bombed 2 others under Biden. Trump wants them to get a peace deal done with Gaza and Iran.

it's rhetoric for his base, idk if he actually believes it
he's basically just telling them "I'm going to hurt someone else to help you"

Retart

oy vey he's geting too cocky

oy vey

Confirmed he thinks trade deficit and national debt are the same.

tariffs will make this country rich again

those days are over

and its pumping
lol
lmao

MTL the tweet but not the context tweet that literally debunks it

Lol. Lmao.

no he just propped up a failing economy with government money and changing definitions of what a recession is

teddy would spend months roughing it in the wilderness alone. trump couldn't go one day without his luxuries and yes men. ignoring all politics, teddy would detest trump as a person.

The community note says there's no clear evidence Trump ever said this and the source is from 5ch lol

you will literally DIE

pumps

EU talking about removing tariffs keep up with the news

We're back in 2017? Is he going to sign it this time?

trump is gutting the fucking national parks

yea no

Trump would somehow convince the orderlies to send Ted to the looney bin

Hes genuinely retarded and retail investors are like "yes Mr president"

Ending flat after today is genuinely one of the most bewildering market moments of my lifetime.
One guy making shit up saved the day from being cataclysmic.

confirmed his thoughts are about as deep as those of a 10 year old, and not a bright one at that

well that was fucking lame

we all gotta die sometime, might as well die in the name of god emperor Ford Motor Company

married a jeet

There's no way this man has self respect

DING DING DING

HOW'D YOU DO?

Apparently he wasn't lying about being able to shoot someone on 5th Ave and get away with it

bad

pure biology, same how all the stories of mandragora roots came to be, with hanged men ejaculating shortly after death
pure instinct to still pass on your genetic material as you are dying

Yahoo's voice

I meant the old new new old news, which is older than the old new old news but is newer than the new old old new old news

i got 41 cents from sqqq

that guy should be sent to el salvador

+0.55%
What a fucking day.
Loaded up on SPXS calls.

Lost less money than expected

both of those claims are false and you are retarded

fucking faggot crab day. this was infuriating. hopefully the $480 and $460 puts I have for SPY 4/10 pay off, despite grossly overpaying for them compared to current rates

TZA carried me. SQQQ underperformed, but TZA did quite well.

buy puts

scampump and crab all day

Fuck this market and whatever desire sensor it uses

Raped. But nobody could predict a literal fake tweet propping up the market that had no business pumping since the entire day was just a stream of bad news.

+9%
I don't fucking know how

could be worse, -1.5%
closed my positions, waiting for market annihilation

well... that was certainly a day for the market

What a fucking nothingburger. I was promised markets in turmoil. Instead the S&P is unchanged and the Nasdaq is green

Nothing ever happens

I didn't do anything

-1.18%
Can't believe this shit ended flat. Lost some money early in the day.

I pray that it shits the bed tomorrow

So people who shorted the market today lost? I would have but don't know how

-0% lmao
the algos were turned off so they can rework them
no other explanation

+2%, but the pumping happening today was ridiculous.

"we have a lot of undead"

The President Of The United States Of America

-9%
could have been +35% if I sold my puts and bear ETFs at market open

I wanted to buy in but the stupid orange fucker and that sexy white twunk on twitter spreading fake news ruined the dump

but did you hear the latest from anonymous sources familiar with the matter? That's who I was quoting

7 TRILLION DOUBLOONS!

when all else fails, start talking about dead kids

multiple percentage swings in minutes

Nothing burger

The ending score really doesn't tell the story of the game in this case, wildest market day I have ever seen

cope faggots, the plan is EXPOSED

still rising AH

WEW

we have a lot of undead

I've never lost money so fast

Called this would be a fake n gay "crash".
The US stock market is literally banking on fake news as a reason to pump.

Oh great, he's talking about the holocaust.

Up 1.25%, seconds later down 0.4%. Down 20% YOY.

takes time chuddy

2 more weeks sar

trump admitting US grid weaknessess

oh nonono

If Israel can't get their tariffs lowered by cutting all tariffs and giving everything else he wants, what chance does any other country have...

here's your black monday bro

at this point it's pretty safe to say that the bessent/hassett faction ie. the rational business/wallstreeters have outmaneuvered the retarded navarro/lutnick american juche faction right? worst case scenario is off the table now?

thinking back to liberation day when bessent looked completely shellshocked in interviews, and was calling on american allies "to be patient and not overreact".

What would happen if he called it fake, think they'd finally remove him?

comfy, I'm 95% cash after making some nice dough last week, and my small position in risky TSLA puts is getting more promising by the day

Low key think Bessent is going to get Lutnick fired

The 2400 point swing let's us know we can dive worse easily with bad news

A bummer unless the market shits itself tomorrow. Still holding puts.

Yes, I have many unnamed sources working near or with the EU leadership giving me reliable info

tariffs will stay
america wants it's tributaries to be official

I wonder how many got burned on this

What is he going on ahahahahahahaha

This is Navarro and Bessent. Lutnick isn't the one calling shots he's just shilling what gets decided. Bessent is completely obsessed with the 10 year.

bessent

wasn't he gonna resign or something
he looked so so uncomfortable in some of the interviews after the tariff announcements

no, the retards are running the circus but there's some jewish black magic happening on wall street that will result in America coming out ahead

it's literally nothing

/smg/ is a bunch of screeching women

made ~$38k on swingies in the morning, 0% skill related I am just mourning the loss of my dog in an unhealthy way

up $65k since 04/03/2025

I need to stop now for good I think

Lmao I forgot there was people next to him

50 cucks and one strong independent country

people

I wouldn't go that far

essentially, they're turning the shit the chimps are playing with into gold

hey at least neither of us sold our puts during the 10am hellspike

please collapse the stock market mr. president
we need more medicine
double dose

Wednesday is frankly the bears' last hopes.
Renewed support at 5k might be hard to break after today.

cash out half so you still have a nice treat, and have fun with the rest

What worse news can we get that'll crash us further? In a single day we had Trump threatening 104% tariff on China, a preemptive 34% tariff on Canadian lumber, and the only bullish catalyst in 90 day delay was proven to be fake news. It's safe to say we're sitting at the bottom, and I'm saying this after having sold my shit then buying puts.

looked so uncomfortable

That's how he always looks.

i know investors are currently losing their minds
how are the day traders doing

I wasn’t intending to but also I literally couldn’t because they were listed for 0.01 with no bids lol.
I’m wondering whether to close out now and eat the loss or hold for tomorrow. I won’t die without this money but it would be a little depressing to lose.

china retaliates to the 104% tariff with an embargo on the united states.

hit a knockout first time ever

Is buying sqqq afterhours and selling it open retarded? Looks like its crashing after hours right now. People will be afraid in the morning.

Europeans, Chinese, and jews (ironic) all got BTFO as usual. The US markets dominate while theirs falter. Chinese are already due for another 3k drop in futures

navarro and bessent are on totally opposite sides of this, and have been from the start. navarro is a crackpot who denies mainstream economics, basically a lysenko style figure. bessent is a hedge fund guy who got famous working for george soros. wallstreet has been pushing hard against the liberation day tariffs, even stanley druckenmiller tweeted against them.

Trump says he will not help Israel with Turkey

Stupid jew came here to be told they will help him with Iran but instead will make a stronger Turkey

The US markets dominate while theirs falter.

??

china retaliates to the 104% tariff by invading Taiwan

the semiconducter tariffs aren't even announced yet
anybody who slurped is a giga retard

c-china retaliated!

They actually can't. They are not a consumer economy that can do that. They tariff us and their economy sinks while ours gets better. We tariff them and their economy sinks while ours weathers the storm. China is fucked

WHY WON'T YOU BUY OUR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

Two minutes do I sell lol

100 quid up after shorting SPY 5x but getting bummed by gold

Better than the $12k I "lost" on Friday. :(

it's good cop bad cop, trump loves doing it.
They realized the US will be fine and they will be the most impacted by the tariffs. Negotiations are already starting and this will be over by summer.

Fuck this clown market I'd make more money on onlyfans

imagine celebrating a slightly red day after two days of absolute carnage

the absolute state of magatards

China and the world drops by several digits drops

us drops by 0.91%

Try harder chink or europoor

chew bee fare, China was closed on Friday so they basically had an overcorrection happen as two days worth of bear sentiment in one.

EU would've ended fine if shit had happened ealier

B-B-BUT YOU WERE SLIGHTLY RED!

And you, and the rest of the world, are blood red and getting redder. China alone is about to surpass the entire drop that the US has had and is going deeper

-2.64%
i'm still gonna hold though

why won't you buy our skittle fed beef

Bessent has been calling for high tariffs for months in every interview he does and bitching about Yellen missing the opportunity to refinance at low rates. He wants this for different reasons than Navarra but he still wants it, he is basically revenge trading.

Forgot pic

I'm going to be sick

or start dumping treasuries

China is fucked

consider the fact that the ccp doesnt care if 100 million bugmen die in poverty if it means they can look tough on the world stage

Look at their futures now, the exact same drop as yesterday. This isnt "two days in one" this is their standard now if they don't kneel

So far

it gets worse fren

yuros are flooding /smg/

Leave

futures arent really that impacting, as the US proved today
theres a reason they often deviate
not that I don't disagree that China is in a bad position, but the reality of that will be felt later in the week

its crazy how big of cucks and how much love for their puppet status do the rest of the world elites have in them selfs, i understand that the US is the biggest consumers market in the world but they are still only 17% of the world trade, you can survive without it (it still would hurt a lot), and drumpf would have probably cucked if every one refused to cuck

holy fucking shit i hate this country

Americans are now tariffed in this general

will we get our crash bros
feels like the imminent collapse energy has dissolved
we'll magically be back up to 600 by year end and have 20% YOY returns for the next decade

Not that well
I am new to this and got too confident honestly
Next time might just focus on scouting for stocks/ETFs with decent dividends instead of certificates

Is this a real test? Doesn't the cybertruck pass shit like that?

believe it or not, i as a proud american do not want to pay more in taxes through tariffs.
shocking i know.

b-b-but muh factories

literally the laziest and dumbest people in our country. they need to git gud and lrn2code or smth idk

I've been making a lot of money since last Wednesday, thanks to you retards electing a fittingly representative moron.
And my retirement funds don't depend on the stock market, unlike most of you dumb fat fucks.
Enjoy your economic suicide

Thats just typical Chinese government. Court intrigue is more important than the nation to them

nope. this will be the start of the golden bullrun. no red will be seen for months

how many dimensions of chess is this

if they don't kneel

people still think there are demands and conditions for tariffs to be dropped despite the man himself saying there aren't

im debating whether to buy back in, feel like itd be dumb to do so but the energy has shifted. guess ill wait to see what friday looks like

nothing wrong with luxury goods becoming unaffordable. consumerism is a disease

I AM A PROUD AMERICAN

then why are you buying forgien things retard. Don't buy forgien and you want get "taxed"

yurocucks will pay up
they will lose their gibs
they will die for slavs
they will be replaced

these are the retards that need 100 mexicans to farm strawberries

4d. The world is already going to match that within the span of a few days. China has already matched that in one day

Yeah sure best to wait. I mean, yeah you might miss a pump that will cut your long term gains by 50%, but better be safe than sorry.

What is the proper way to play sqqq and tqqq? I don’t have options yet. My fucking stop loss hit on fake news today or would have been breakeven.

What if I only miss the 10 worst days?

I don't know. I assume you'd be a millionaire.

Good day today. BRICS, has-been Asian countries and Europoor peasants will bend the knee and kiss the ring.

My fucking stop loss hit on fake news today

Here's your first problem. For starters don't ever use a fucking stop loss.

then why are you buying forgien things retard.

i took an economics class once and learned about comparative advantage.

doesn't really make sense. you need new money in or these "best days" just give you your own back

recycle

Yea learned this the hard way.

It's not -.7%