/smg/ - Stock Market General

I was bear since january
Now I'm bull

Am I.... Crab?
Are we all crab?

The best (dump) is yet to come!

Not really. The flash pump was pretty nuts, but this is normal.

When is the rugpull scheduled for?

biggest sell signal of them all

she means she's clinically retarded

can SPY fucking DUMP ALREADY
GO BACK TO $485

So it's pretty much confirmed that not only are people divided politically, they are also living in different realities in regards to the GLOBAL AND REAL effects the tariffs Trump and China have threatened to commit into.

now tell me this isn't bullish pennant

kek

You will work in a factory and you will love it

Crab market
post crab

VIX at 53 this morning

this crash was some major shit

Zero reaction to additional 50% tariffs on China is very strange, yes

I'm so conflicted on BRK. I know Buffett is taking advantage of this dump, but the stock itself is probably going to dump in the short term and I want to make big gains.

Why is thread moving so fast?
Aren't y'all working right now?

shes baneposting

Stupid bitch

Ameribros.. Is there a set time we could expect some announcement from FED?

Shill me something in the food sector. Meat or fish maybe.

1.The USA pushes globalism in the 90's.
2.China is about to pass the USA
3.Globalism is bad.

does that mean libtards are going to vote trump since they wanted the system to collapse?

actually, the h1b visa jeets that are replacing you will

How stupid do you have to be to fall for this?

Working?

everyone hopes he will cuck out of it

No clue but it's insane, I thought we wanted Chicago economics, not 18th century mercantilism.

I work at a family office (IT janny) and it seems like a regular day at work. then again i could just be autistic and am simply not picking up on the vibes

muh globalism

Who fucking cares if they still wont ban racemixing and keep importing foreigners.

this market is so fucking rigged dood, nobody gives a fuck

Lol I had to come back as a tourist in a board/thread I once was a regular in. I mean cmon I had to see what my old smigger friends are up to
Zoom out on VIX to all time / Max and it's evidently a big deal

You're on your own, fuckos
JPow out

He does not look at realtime data

Clearly this is a doll market
As in someone is pulling the fucking strings

It's literally bouncing

I'm on annual leave at a bar on airstrip one

Who? Trump or Xi

working?
you dont just trade stocks all day?

"Bad news is an investor's best friend"

TRUMP WOULD VETO SENATE TARIFF BILL — OMB

it's over

Peter Navarro Education

Tufts University (BA)

Harvard University (MPA, PhD)

right...

lean hogs my boy

it's pumping AGAIN

money isn't real posters are about to find out in (literally) two weeks that actions have consequences

fake pump again

clown market

"Haha he is still just joking about all this"

Buys more

Some people really are this delusional.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Peter Navarro simply thinks trade deficits are evil and is using tariffs as a weapon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Navarro#Trade_deficits
Stephen Miran has a master plan with a "Mar-A-Lago Accord" at the end
hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
the rest of the trump admin are scared of china making everything and want america to make everything instead
a few are just there for the ride and think tariffs are useful negotiating tactics
and picrel just likes the word; its such a beautiful word

People living in fake realities was a given. What IS surprising, is that markets are apparently too.
I swear to god, I will laugh so hard when those retards then have the gall to complain about SUDDEN collapse.

huh?

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

CRASH ALREADY

It won't be the same once he is gone...

Doesn't the house have to pass it too? I thought that was the first hurdle.

it's so over the top it's gotta be a joke (the whole thing could be)

Assume I'm a retard with no knowledge and <10k USD invested
How bad is it looking I've just been trusting wealthfront to invest for me because I'm busy with my job

fox news viewer level

EVERYTHINGS FINE

people are betting money that Trump will stop being a retard and do the sane thing even though he displays a consistent behavior of being retarded?

bullish

Schrödingers dead cat bounce.

So is de minimis a viable loophole to get around the tariff rape? Import shipments directly from the manufacturer to your door $799 at a time to get them duty free?

this fucking zombie cat what the actual fug

Isn't $10k a week's salary for you americans?

What will they talk about?

??? why pump
this guy from last thread looking for an exit pump, now’s your chance

EXIT NOW THIS IS MY LAST WARNING

<10k USD

if you have so little invested why would you care? just sell

ffs just chose a direction to go clown market.

sold ndva for a 16% loss on the first pump. Still think I did good here, only regret not selling before

bought soxs to try and make some money

down and crabbing but not even teasing me with profit.

Bibi & Trump press conference just got cancelled. Lmao oh man
KWABOTY

He already got rid of the de minimis loophole. You gotta pay min $25 through the post so you can't even cheat with the sender declaring a low value.

No risk 10k does nothing for a few years

extremely bullish

What do I buy. Is it time to start buying. The cat still looks alive

5-10% maybe. 10% across the board and 20%+ on major trade partners is retarded anon

Ah a fellow food enjoyer. Consider the following:
AQB (AquaBounty Technologies) has a straight forward business model and a very scalable business that has a lot of competitive advantages in a growing industry.
The company is focused on developing farms on land for producing the fish and plans on scaling up quickly with very little carbon footprint.
AQB has a lot of patents on genetically modified salmon, which grow quicker and cost less to produce. They are also disease-free, antibiotic-free salmon.
The North American market for salmon has reached over 500,000 Tons annually and has consistently been growing over the years.
Institutions and insiders have been buying heavily over the last few weeks. The stock has performed extremely well so far and has a lot more room to move up.

bogleGAWDs, are we still chilling? i haven't touched my 2-etf portfolio at all. i wish a nigga would cut my savings in half just to know what real pain feels like

Lol what?

the jew has abanonded america to its fate

Holy fuck, what is with these Bulls?

chinks citing ronald reagan

what a fucking shitshow

What would TastyTraders do in a market like this. What would Tom Sosnoff do in such a market

de minimis loophole

Wasn't it just for China or was this expanded?

pay min $25 through the post

Is this a new thing?

bullish

why tho

uh oh

They want it behind closed doors. Trump actually wants to fight Bibi on it. Hot damn, we might see Israel actually get tariffed.

so basically this is all a giant heat check between major world powers on who looks like a bitch first

and thats why honest wage earning 401ks are getting assraped
nice

bulls unironically believe 100% tariffs on china are a good thing

The sheer idiocy of what's going on is amazing.
Not sure if this is peak clown world but we're definitely close.

line m-must go up....

Unironically over. Guess he didn't say "thank you"

Too many chinka here

QB salmon is the first and only bioengineered animal protein approved by the FDA and Health Canada for human consumption. This is huge. Normally, a new food ingredient can petition the FDA to get it generally recognized as safe (GRAS) by showing significant background data. This way, they can easily get their product to market. The more difficult route for a new food ingredient is going through the food additive route for pre-market approval. The use of a food additive must undergo premarket review and approval by the FDA before being used in food. In contrast, the use of a GRAS substance does not require premarket approval. Pre-market approval means that the FDA must review and approve the food additive and set restrictions before a company can use it. This rarely happens because it can take 5-10 years to get approval, sometimes even longer. New ingredients that are so novel (usually first movers in the market) usually go through this route for FDA approval (Saccharin aka Sweet'n Low had to go through this route). This is exactly the path AQB had to go through to get FDA approval. Yes, AQB salmon is not a food ingredient; it falls under the original new animal drug application. The point is that they had to go through the same pre-market approval by the FDA because of its novelty. AQB genetically-engineered salmon being approved in the food industry is comparable to a pharmaceutical company being approved and releasing a new drug to the public. Think about how high-intensity sweeteners like saccharin, aspartame, and sucralose changed the food industry.

this is a sign to sell

the market is dumping and you are napping????

Why are they like this?

The executive order for it (you'd have to look into the details) hasn't taken effect yet, and yeah it's just China & HK so far.

It's funny, but kind of not, since CCP is not what it claims to be.

pumping again

wtf

all these green dildos going straight up bobo's ass

the market is doing literally nothing
it's perfectly 0 despite multiple bad news
they are praying for powell to come out and say 300 rate cuts tomorrow

if this shit ends today positive my only solace will be guaranteed 20% circuit break this week

Felluhs I'm sitting on a pile of cash since I saw Buffett do the same. But I still have no idea what to buy. What is discounted and what's never coming back?

Trump would veto the legislation that would limit the president's authority to unilaterally impose tariffs, per Axios

scrape together modest savings by making daily sacrifices putting away some crumbs from your shitty waging job

invest it in a safe S&p etf to gain just a fraction more

government crashes the market you have your savings in

don't worry anon, you can now start from scratch and save up from your new shitty waging job we've brought back to america assembling fucking sneakers and iphones

it was all for nothing

Some hedge funds are literally fighting for their life right now. A black monday would result in mot of majority of their assets being liquidated

heh. hehhe.. hehehehehe...

Buy HIMS and be a millionaire in 2 years

AQBposting is back

Blast from the past

Consider the Food safety aspect - this aspect is being undervalued for this company. Trust me, seafood, especially wild-caught salmon, are notorious for containing heavy metal and an array of parasites. Evidence shows lower mercury levels in farmed fish than in wild fish ( 10.1016/j.foodchem.2008.04.041). Secondly, farmed salmons are safe from most parasites (parasitic sea lice is a problem, but the numbers are low) and completely safe from fecal E. coli contamination ( aka poop, more common than you think, happens when sewage water is properly treated). Wild-caught salmon (most fish) has to freeze to an internal temperature of -4°F for at least 7 days to kill any parasites present. Companies selling wild fish incur a heavy loss when the animal fails to meet the EPA's minimal levels for heavy metal or when the fish is heavily contaminated. So, this is where AQB shines the most. AQB's land-based aquaculture helps control what the fish eat and what minerals and pollutants they are exposed to.

I fucking wish dude, it takes like 3 months for me to earn 10k post tax
At least I work from home in my parent's house lel
No reason to keep it there to wait for a recovery or anything?
Ogey
Any point in dumping like 500 a month into the account or just straight to regular savings for the time being?

Good, because my supplier is in Korea.

The cope is that tariffs will probably not be a thing.
Probably.
Maybe.

Too much money in their pockets weighing them down.

uhhh

you only have 2 days until the US collapses

Just keep DCAing in and don't worry. Surely you're not approaching retirement, right?

It’s a NEET’s life savings.

something surely has to be going on
someone at wall street knows something

too dumb and lazy to do stocks

just park it in my savings account, not even high yield

I won by doing nothiing

Lmfao the AQB tard is STILL here

they are betting on you being retarded (100% success rate)

would you keep it down please

TRUMP: ALL TALKS WITH CHINA TERMINATED UNLESS TARIFFS PULLED

Low carbon footprint. The company uses a unique recirculating aquaculture system that reduces the amount of water and space required to produce seafood products intensively.
There is a huge potential for this to go beyond the US and enter the Asian markets (As an Asian, we love seafood).
ARK actually owns 10% of the company, which shows how much Cathy Wood and her analysts believe in the company.
One negative aspect for this company is the consumer acceptance of GMO food. People are ignorant of the potentials for GMO technology. As someone who loves food so much (So much to gone to graduate school for food science), it infuriates me when people shoot anything GMO-related.

will they think this literally until the last second of wednesday?

Then you're fine (for now). Just remember to declare values properly, the importer of record is responsible and they might step up enforcement. You don't want legal trouble.

based retard

Sanguine af right now. Considering my tax options on an inherited IRA.

If Knights Pasture/Roy Choi is trying to hostile takeover a company, is that a good sign?

!!!

praying that he says that israel will still be tariffed and the market pumps again

it's literal, actual copium overdose
just look at this shit:

finance.yahoo.com/news/one-wall-street-bull-still-sees-a-stock-market-rally-these-levies-will-eventually-be-negotiated-lower-160859105.html

you're a dreamer eh

pic

howling

She's retarded, but she also knows her followers are retarded and will literally scream and cry and shit their pants at the mention of the big scary buzzword "globalism". Neither she nor her followers actually know what the fuck that means or why it should apparently die and when it's considered dead or anything else. But it sounds big and scary and cool. Tldr: MAGA retards

If this retarded whore is saying it, then the opposite is true.

I am in tune with the market
at this rate even after tariffs are in place we'll still pump because they'll totally get lowered two more weeks

holy shid

what are the jews up to now?

They won't be lowered until 2026 when they get a veto proof majority.

youtu.be/Pi3_Zs-oRUo?si=yHJSN8MYn6moj2UK

you bought the bottom right? You didn't fall for chinksects right? You noticed bulls cutting their balls off right?

I am tired of pretending this isn't the future of fish.

We're moving right past recession and depression all the way into despair

nasdaq positive

it's over

All we need is the Crown Jewels poster shilling pennies and we’re back to Covid-era /smg/

165 mensa tested IQ, here is my prediction for the future

Based. China on suicide watch.

what are the jews up to now?

war with iran pump

I started investing very recently, only a couple years ago, and today was the first time I saw my main ETF going red. I didn't do anything, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think for a moment of exiting when the fake tweet pump happened
I need to remember myself that I don't need that money I've invested before 5-10 years from now

Post test result.

refresh

The KING has arrived!

S&P might actually end today above 5000

Wednesday is gonna be a slaughter
Anyway Nadeko wants to know how big you losses are /smg/

What do I buy. I want to fuck some whores.

all I can find is a times of israel blogpost saying an unnamed official has said it's canceled and that the israelis are unaware of any changes

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

losses arent real until I click the sell button

textbook bullish pennant

Because it doesn't matter. The tariffs are already so high that people wouldn't be buying Chinese goods regardless. An extra 50% isn't suddenly going to change things. If anything, it shows Trump is just bluffing at this point because those tariff numbers are just silly.

war with iran pump

copy, going all in

APOLOGIZE

don't forget gayhorse

wow its green. bear market canceled

2 more days trust the plan!

fucking libtards lmao

WAGMI!

And right as I post this the confirmation comes in that it IS canceled and the israelis don't know why
Israelbros aren't looking so good

Someone with brains please explain to me what’s going on with Ford? It’s like THE American auto manufacturer, so how are they doing the worst out of every major car stock? I figured people would flock to it after the tariffs hit, even more so with the rest of the market falling. Do other countries buy a ton of Fords?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Yellow chinksect tried to shill against Merica and got very loud on the bottom, Raid was sprayed to them

4% down, realised

going all in

dont listen to me
i dont want to be responsible for your financial hardships anon

MTG is the most retarded congresscritter currently serving,and possibly the biggest one in congressional history, which considering how fucking stupid the house is that's fucking saying something.

YOU CAN'T JUST DISMANTLE 50 YEARS OF GLOBALISM IN AN INSTANT THIS IS ABSURD

The green market is proof of american exceptionalism.

Warren was right, buy american

Lean Hogs +0.29%

1. did you slurp
2. do you think it will last

falling for another bull trap

ngmi

Why did they halt vix trading?
I'm trying to find out for my friend.

drop

It just went red again

Is that good?

I'm giving up. I'm going to sleep and ignoring the stock market for today. Nothing makes sense and these numbers are swinging from one direction to the next way too fast to be taken seriously.

0% loss Nadeko-chan. I've been on cash for a while. I'm waiting for my watched stock to drop more so I can buy in.

Bid is a literal CLIFF FACE after 500

Ask has plenty all the way up the scale

he bet against america

not betting on the coinflip

weak

this is all quite suspicious

a fake tweet pumped the entire stock market

effects lasted even after it turned out to be fake

How the fuck?

A bit
No that's why I bought some SPXS calls

its just monday btw

Limit Buy Orders, slow and steady as it drops go for 10% intervals, and fuggedabouit

Chotto wait a second.
Why are yields going UP in a super uncertain market? The fuck?

Fake market

It makes sense if you think of billionaires. They're either slupring shit up as fast as people are selling because they know they'll come out on top, or they're algorithmically staunching the bloodflow with their limitless wealth to avoid a complete collapse.

I lost a bunch Wednesday because I thought the announcement would just be reciprocal tariffs, not the absolute bullshit it was. Recovered that thursday after switching to bear ETFs, and now I'm up 10% and waiting for the final blow.

Showing there was such optimism if tariffs were paused baited in tons of people.

This is the true power of retail investors being involved. absolute idiocy

memetic magic

where do you think the parts that make up ford automobiles are actually manufactured? not where they are assembled, manufactured.

Was Gadhafi Mexican?

100% tariffs on 5 cent sweaters

White women are gonna go broke

I still have my 4k shares of that I bought at .20 to remind me that I did the needful and was a retard for falling for such an obvious jeet shilljob.

sorry but both of these groups can't be doing this, and why? how does propping this up and denying reality change things?
also green S&P WHAT THE FUCK

People are extremely desperate for any positive news

hedge funds are literally fighting for their life right now

So, the Chinese are dumping treasury bonds coz of low confidence?

Hasset probably unintentionally leaked stuff they've talked about on the inside with the 90 day pause and fucked up trump's intention to let things get as bad as possible for leverage. No wonder the market is maintaining so much hope

bitfuck decouples

stock market becomes just another volatile shitcoin

O I’m laffin

Same reason they got him golfing

My portfolio is tanking and he couldn't be bothered.

Why are they so cruel?

get ready

But the news turned out to be fake. Why didn't they immediately flip?

you DO have a well-diversified portfolio that includes stocks and shares, bonds, foreign investments, property, crypto and minerals in order to protect you from market fluctuations, right anon?

He definitely fucking "leaked" it on purpose to keep markets on life support, gambling that China will fold

are the jews on speed dial every time the market moves a bit or what

They just have to hold out long enough that Trump changes his mind and everything goes back to normal.

Is a cat, a bear, a bull, or a crab? When to start buying? What to buy?

You think I'd fuck with Trump? Good thing is the components are small and it's for a small business, so ~$700 at a time is feasible.

Maybe. I was honestly expecting bonds to retain their position in this shitshow as a default safe asset. At least until Powell gets fired.
If both stocks and bonds are being dumped, fun times are ahead.

Good night, crabs.

If he had to buy his own cat food he'd be fuming.

SOFT TUMMY

Anon I don’t think you properly estimate how much covid fucked people’s brains, they’re all left with totally unhealthy ways of coping with reality even after the fact

Ah, explains why we're pumping.

It was NEVER about manufacturing jobs. Trump lied again. It was about new trade deals....that will bring more cash to the US....so Trump can give more tax cuts to rich kikes and bombs for Israel.

I have a well diversified portfolio of 100% AQB.

Why yes, I do rent a warehouse to keep 20 metric tons of salt as a hedge.

Everything orange turd is doing to fund his tax cuts yes

we're all retarded at times anon, the important thing is learning from it

Europeans buy a metric ton of Ford cars.

Trump about to get bent over and spanked kek

all markets dump

Mutts pump their market through cheating

I'm mad, won't lie

that would be bullish too bad trump wants crash this market with no survivors

youtube.com/watch?v=Lk0Y6V7ulK4&ab_channel=FoxNews

I think I'm about to into SOXL

Anon, what do you think autos are made of?

fed is printing for the pumpers. they never use real hard earned money for this

(some) Americans are just fucking stupid at this point and wasting money or they're trying to go with the crab

we are now crabbing around even, gradually increasing upwards since 104% tariffs announced on China

This week is going to be fucking sick, what is the tariff timetable again

Bros I just got a phone call... They're calling the option on the shares of my bike that I issued klarna to doordash ihop last week...

So did the orange retard and MAGA see that tariffs are bad for the market when it jumped 400 points on the rumor of the pause?

You can bring back manufacturing with a 5 year plan of nonstop tariffs.
People have to believe that they won't be removed.

If you turn tariffs on and off every day, billionaires won't bother making a factory

wednesday is when they go into force

cat life looks so comfy

OOOOOOOOOO

do all of that shit so you can have a portfolio where literally nothing happens

nah man I'm good I am holding my single all in position on a green energy stock.

How in the fuck is it even green. Complete clown markets.

what time exactly?

makes sense now

Midnight est

thats called bullish pennant anon

ya the bear is over

options traders
retail slurp
etc

really take your pick. it will go down, but maybe not today.

give them the front wheel instead of the back it's easier to take off
my dick is a little bit hard
triangle ears ...........

You lost.

Tons of newfags and anons who didn't learn a damn thing from the covid market. Optimism always prevails over pessimism.

its just jpm using non gold backed fed dollars to pump it

Lmao

oh fuck off

so after wednesday closes?

You can bring back manufacturing with a 5 year plan of nonstop tariffs.

Uh, the deals are already looking like "0% on both sides"

What the FUCK is happening, these are some scary movements

Man anyone who can time the moment reality sets in for this delusional market will make a fucking fortune from shorts.

Optimism always prevails over pessimism

Funny how that only ever applies to US markets.

"It good news did not exist, it would be necessary to create it"

you expected black monday
you got youtube.com/watch?v=mtc4_aAqcl0

I hope the jews can fix this, no way they will let a dumb goy ruin everything

He wants to fund the permanent billionare tax cuts he dreams of so his family can stay wealthy forever
He wants to do this without nuking the GOPs standing as a political party because if he touches Medicare and Social Security the most vocal voting block in america (old people with time) will revolt at the polls
So selfishly, he declared trade war on the world

fuck off SPY you aren’t meant to be at $509

There is abundance lost in the abyss Anon Babbleraelis

You lost.

No, we all lost. Rich kikes, globalists and Israel won.

Honestly, I just tossed in a few k from my cash account to make my portfolio larger so it doesn't feel like I've lost much.

Lord Bibi is visiting. We truly are blessed.

dead cat bounce??????
dead????

it keeps fucking climbing

People gonna get another chance at 2020. Always go balls deep into tech not touched by enshittification.

American optimism is a very real thing, for better and for worse, it sucks that you can't weld optimism plates together with liquid optimism

imagine being a europoor who panic sold when the market opened at -9% keeek

tech

kek
nah thanks

This. It was never about manufacturing jobs. He could have done that with tax incentives. This was all a grift for tax cuts for rich kikes and Israel funding.

So anyone shorting have a plan? I have some target but if they don’t hit by Tuesday I’m not sure what to do after going 75% cash, 25% SQQQ?

Optimism always prevails over pessimism.

What fucking optimism? The only thing we've had today is more tariffs.

American optimism

Some might call it delusion.

Imagine selling unsecured calls on any tech this morning. Holy fuck lmao. Whoever sold SMCI and RDDT calls is losing their shirt

I already made it during the covid bullrun, retard. Keep seething about billionaires for reddit upvotes.

it broke the consolidation and pivoted upwards

it's 100% closing green today

bobos on suicide watch

Tariff = VAT + tax incentive

he sold

I already made it during the covid bullrun, retard.

Sure thing, faggot.

Keep seething about billionaires for reddit upvotes.

Trump fans are now ok with globalist billionaires being the only benefactor from Trump policies. kys retard

only trump can save us from this bull run

see

nice breakout lel

sell: it pumps

buy: it dumps

ever feel like the market just has it out for you in particular?

fuck it, we're going green now

the perma bull always wins

so the recession is over now? people actually have jobs and prices are coming down and inflation is just a scam?

SAY IT WITH ME
LIB CAPITALISM ALWAYS WINS.

You lost.

That's why I never sell. Just buy more.

whoever made the strawpoll last night was a commie.
I kept insisting we were gonna close green but there was no option to vote for it.

HERE WE GO BOYS
IF YOU HANG ON TO THE SAFETY RAILS YOU'RE A BITCH

WTF I LOVE RECESSIONS NOW???

What are you doing in /smg/?

I've never seen this amount of market manipulation by a president. It will all fall soon enough this is not sustainable.

Yang was a solid fucking play. Why didn’t I think of that?!

NVDA going for $100 lets goooooo

it's easy to forget that a lot of people actually respond to the narrative enough to defy all economics and think this will be good, even though no company with two braincells to rub together thinks this will last long enough to build a factory to staff with overpaid retards in 10 years to make socks

seething because shit and pee and actially at fucking 508

The trading bots broke from the twitter headline and caused that spike

WE
ARE
BACK

Too many DEMs chinklovers ITT

If market was to completely collapse on Wednesday or tomorrow what do I buy to make a profit of it?

wait until they try to collect the tariffs friday
this shit will be -40%
the tariffs don't matter, it's that noone will trade with a country that speaks about a dead financial idea that only third world shitholes try to get 10% out of

i think there's a liquidity crisis.

anything

it absolutely raped shorts
a lot of bears buying ropes atm

bump limit hit, migrate

Pump until Tuesday then we go back to the generational doomp?

Correct.

new

Just bought 100k worth of SQQQ, didn't think I would get the chance today.

Asia is gonna crash tomorrow more

Hodl GME bros

best i can do is asiana airlines

The trick is to wait for next quarter data. Until then just buy shit that overbled. Unironically thinking of grabbing some PLTR

Hello sir, who gave you permission to save the picture of my kot?

Nnnnnoooooo! Fuck!
I hear ya, but if things haven’t dropped by Tuesday next week I have no idea what I will do.

Hah, now there will be an announcement of global free trade without government intervention.

he does now, doesn't he?

Literally everything that isn't the US is going to crash more and when wednesday comes then the US tanks

sell x to buy y

they both go in opposite directions

he fell for democrat chinkloving redditor propaganda

he bet against america

Chinks and Yuros will fold tomorrow, check em. Gay boys really do Le Orange Man le BAAAD

Wtf looks just like my cat

I wasn't clear. I think it will not recover very soon. I was asking about short positions something like sqqq but my broker doesn't carry those in particular?

I don't care if you're a chink or a libcuck or a trumpcuck
This morning was the third easiest long of my life.
Gotta know when sentiment is too far gone and inverse.

I’ll hold because it’s too late to seek, not for these maniacs

tell your friend he still has time.
he just needs to cough up a bit more.
perhaps everything he's got.

What are you doing in /smg/?

What do you mean? I want the market to go up.

everyone thinks it's gonna dump on Wednesday

That means it's gonna pump, right?

definitely a seafood kind of the kind the juice abstain from.

EU proposes 25% tariffs on US good

Line keeps going up

my apologies for stalking your cat, it seemed delectable.

the poll that started at -5%?

yeet

I am a young person so don't know much. If too many people short the market does that make the stocks go up? Did that happen here? I wanted to try shorting but don't really know enough about the mechanism to do it

we might actually close green

kekw, I kneel Trump-sama.

BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!

If you dont know how an investment will lose you money, thats a good sign to not mess with it

depends but sortof

i hate fast threads. it just doesn't work on imageboards and they all are reduced to reactionary spamming

No.

Why is everything green, I wanted to buy some cheapies

I bought this at opening bell FML

Market manipulation from a single tweet