/smg/ - Stock Market General

Trump threatens additional 50% tariff on China

I now just hate America. Pure hate.

I hope the EU makes it legal to headbutt every American tourist and take their money.

lol buttmad samefag

US fucks with the economy.

3% drop at best

Every other country is fucking trash. US superior

RDDT calls are absolutely the play this week. This shit is going straight to 150 by the end of the month and if it doesn't it means the market has gone to zero already anyway

Yeah was it no obvious? Fuck America.

Lol. Lmao even. Possibly even kek.
How is the liquidity so low on far OTM monthlies. I remember 8 months ago you could snag calls in the 90s with tons of liquidity when it was deep in the 60s

Shut up Europoor

Sorry i'm on a paid vacation and had a wine. Fuck you and your country for where we are we now.

you sound like you are doing fine champ

Is this the bottom?

It's green

Have you used reddit recently? It's extremely botted garbage that's not even useful as a propaganda outlet anymore. The volunteer power moderators effectively shadowban all new users.

WE ARE BACK
TRUMP VINDICATED

Why tf is this shit green. Dead cat bounce?

Pump until Tuesday then we doin the generational doomp or what?

This shits going nuclear wednesday

Imagine a world of endless dead cat bounces

You got caught in a bear trap

Absolute sicko market. Imagine playing any of this shit.

This

it's a Schrodinger's cat bounce

Lord and Saviour Bibi will put things right, extremely bullish!

kek bobo

Feeling better, frens

Uh oh guys.

we simply do not know

BOBOS

BOZOS

ALWAYS

LOSE!

Dont worry, Trump presser at 2 PM with his master - he will say something to nuke the markets again :^)

God bless America and God bless Trump.

he is unaware

YOU SAID IT WAS ALL COMPUTER

Bull celebrating +0.25%

We are going so much fucking lower

Is Webull bad or should I use something else, like Fidelity or Charles Schwab?
I just need to buy and hold SGOV

Fuck it. I'm buying spy calls.

This is the last bounce. After this we're going to hell. Sell while you can.

HERE WE GO

If you mean the presser, it's going to be done in the Oval Office now but who knows. I assume Trump is hiding from reporters lmao

Trade bots

the orange retard is gonna be forced to kneel, bond market is cucking their entire strategy. prepare for the pivot to "art of the deal!"

BREAKING: EU Commission proposes 25% tariff on US goods effective May 16

Europe doesn't know what to do

your entire country is dependent on whatever the US does

Must suck to suck

Any shorts have a plan? If things are still up by next week do I give up?

Dont worry lutnick will say some retarded shit about american chlorine chicken and the markets will freefall again in after hours

I’m scared

I love America. The stock market, stealth bombers, Lana Del Rey, everything

Trump is upset damn

I use ninja trader because it has ninja in the name and that makes it awesome.

I miss the olympics

Then Abdul mugs you while Mohamed smacks you in the head with a wine bottle, sounds like the EU alright

March of Crab Tyranny

Where is all the money flowing into? Bonds? Private equity?

WE'RE GONNA GET GREENLAND AND WE'RE GONNA GET RAW EARTHS AND WE'RE GONNA BE VERY RICH

You only love Lana del Rey because she’s mentally ill and you think you have a chance

repeat after me: Nothing. Ever. Happens.

And? So is insta and Meta. You think this shit matters? You can just make up user metrics and nothing matters because companies will still use it

bobotards genuinely fucking thought they'd ever let this fake and gay market actually die

LOL

LMAO EVEN

K E K
E
K

TRUMP VINDICATED

YES!

no new manufacturing jobs

more money for tax cuts for rich kikes and Israel!

real ultimate power

ahh back when the internet wasn't full of AIDS, flash games and forums are sovl.

look at META

you can have your bags back, or, whatever's in this box

+20% tomorrow, start coping now, bobo

Source?

The fallout was inevitable

that face from the bottom girl

AI is useless.

+20% tomorrow, start coping now, bobo

This place is worse than stocktwits

tfw got caught in friday's bear trap

sold NVDA

Never time the market....

look at CLF

Where is this from?

+50% tariffs on China announced today

only reason the market initially pumped was a fake tweet

Ngmi

pivot to "art of the deal!"

Trump's masterpiece is in the making, I just know it

Trump has him on a noose, whose he going to turn to now that he's burnt nearly all his allegiances and his stock is on the road to the low 100's?

They thought they could be against America

Sorry, you had your chance in 2008 and that was it

Literal air driving the market

nitter.poast.org/unusual_whales/status/1909302968626954455#m

YOU'RE STUPID FUCKING DOGSHIT PISS WEBSITE RUINED MY PLANS YOU FUCKING RETARD

LMAO

BREAKING: The European Union proposes 25% counter-tariffs on a range of US Imports to take effect beginning on May 16th.

Line keeps going up

Not all girls are pretty irl. Some girls look like that, baka.

too the moon or something

I slurped VOO this morning. How bad did I fuck up?

Id lose a lot of money if that happens but it would be really really funny if they do it. Imagine the HSI going down another 10 percent tomorrow

Market has been so bullish the past few years that people were chomping at the bit for an entry point. This is it and people were taking it.

Most bullish thing you heard today?

If you haven't sold already

I heard your mom moo

Depends on what they tariff, looks like no serious counter-tariff from them most likely

Eh, Americans don't really care about foreign news.

EU cucked and China has no way to respond other than suicide

China -12%
clear tide turn
never bet against America

%100 China tarrifs

Europe Counter tarrifs

Whitehouse discussing defaulting on debt

SPY 700 confirmed

Why did the chinese counter tariffs tanked the markets then

youtu.be/sfuLrny00t4?si=PUOdc0qtl-3oRT9L

gooks btfo

redditor gay boys btfo

they shill chink propaganda and went against america

chinkloving redditors get hanged and thrown in a random landfill

they don't even work as fertilizer

I think so too but we might be in for another 2015 of flat year but high volatility

bond vigilantes are now crushing trump just like they did truss

pottery. pure pottery.

Trump will be impeached by Israel

why the gen zer got an offspring tattoo tho

he'll tariff the bonds

I thought she's based listening to her music ten years ago. don't know what she's up to lately.

Is hope the most powerful commodity?

good buy

So did China fuck up?

Pretty much every other market hit breakers today and we're mostly green
We have the mandate of heaven

He’ll tariff the tariffs

made for white seed

fake and gay nigger algos

one week into high volume /smg/ and the CLF tranny has returned

Here comes the dump

I regret voting for trump

are we actually going down again or is this dip fake too

Marrying a 50 year old blue collar worker from Florida

tourist here. does this mean if you order anything from China you literally have to pay double?

yes

not until wednesday, hope is insanely contagious rn
yes

Every crises is a liquidity crises

every retarded MIGA nigger pretending they actually were happy the market crashing

every retarded leddit nigger celebrating only 2 fucking days of bad market

movement (a natural correction)

every fucking retarded wumao shill pretending le ebin chinese century

AHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED YOU RETARDS

what does this mean for dropshippers

WHY
WONT
YOU
DUMP

decide to hodl my realestate stock

companies that specialize in managing apartments complexes

lower interests rates would be fantasic for them

would raise property values and make their loans cheaper to maintain

they dumped harder than the average stock on my europoor market today

What gives? It doesn't make any sense. They should be incredibly defensive. Does the market expect people to no longer need housing?

with my 2 months of stock experience ive come to the conclusion that this is the calm before the storm and all this shit is dropping 30% this week and hitting rock bottom

If too many people short the market does that make the stocks go up? Did that happen here? I wanted to try shorting but don't really know enough about the mechanism to do it

BREAKING: United States Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent has seemed to suggest that the federal workforce fired recently "will give us the labor we need for new manufacturing," per CNBC

Double except for any amount the supplier or importer absorb; in practice you'll buy a substitute from a different country

I’m gonna fucking puke my guts out

Yup. It’s a consumer tax.

The result of one fake news story
lol + lmao

very cool!

Lower interest rates would be fantastic

And there lies your problem

sounds pretty crazy, but I hope she's happy

The best part about the current pump is how it cement Trump going all in in his retardation.
We're going full 1929 it's not even funny anymore. Only another red day or two like last week would've made him go "hmm well, MAYBE I'll do something".
Now the gates of hell have been opened.
I hope you don't have a gaming rig to make, an appliance to buy, or a new phone to replace your broken one, because in 3 days everything will cost 30 to 100% more.

oh my fuck
this is just too good

GET TO THE FACTORIES FED BOYS

None of this would have happened if Americans had elected the rightful candidate.

I’m sure all those Feds are super happy to be given wage slave factory jobs. Thanks Trump!

SEND THE BOURGEOISIE TO THE FIELDS
THOSE WHO DO NO WORK WILL NOT EAT

LMFAO
but I was told they were fired for being lazy and unproductive? LOL

Sure my 65 year old aunt is going to work at the coal mine LMAO

Got a feeling that trump is going to be a hold on tarrifs but for those countries where negotiations are going well. He mention in a post that there are tough but fair parameters, but I'm assuming their ones he's setting. Anyway, if there's actual truth in it, that countries are negotiable, then I think he'll pause tariffs for those countries and if it's the EU, then markets will pump, however if he doubles down on China it won't make a difference

these dudes change their mind every week. just watch.

There is absolutely no fucking way a bunch of government workers with experience and qualifications tied to office jobs will work in fucking factories. This nigga is nuts.

BIPARTISAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE

bought my new computer in december

i timed the market

Satan trips

Gov employees going straight to hell confirmed

WTF, I love Trump now

Should I hold my RDDT calls I bought at 85 overnight?

wallstreet cope won't sustain the market
this shit's going red bigly by end of week, guarantee it

If it end at 5300 today i''m gonna an hero live...

I would molest her right in front of the House of Representatives

Europeans are getting absolutely destroyed out there

premium bobo cope
delicious

government sends federal dei hires to coal mines

lmao

his shit's going red bigly by end of week, guarantee it

I give it by tomorrow noon

always has been

This is like a literal russian playbook except theyre not sending them to die by drones but work in these """" "" "" "factories" "" "" " that dont exist

cry more little FAGGOT

They'll just say whatever for Tucker, it's trash tv podcast crap

americans yearn for the mines, for the fields, for the factories

They are actually doing a "send the intellectuals to the field" thing

Anyone watching CNBC right now? They are basically saying it's your fault if you lost all your money in stocks (despite the fact their whole channel is about shilling stocks)

Someone's gotta make the nikes if the vietnamese won't buy US made goods.

I’m not sure putting a bunch of educated and angry white collar people in sweatshops is the best idea, seems like that would be a breeding ground for unionization and radicalization

no fucking shit, today should have taught everyone to sell and not short though, you finna get burned

TRUMP'S CULTURAL REVOLUTION

I want the snibbening to end already.

It worked for Cambodia you dirty counter-revolutionary.

sold more SQQQ

I'm not a historian, how did the economic boom of Cambodia play out?

Good. keyboard clacking is over. there is work to be done.

This market makes me feel even dumber and poorer than usual.

now we can dump again

Unironically would rather stock grocery store shelves and Uber in my free time than work in a factory with no benefits

this is nothing compared to the money we're spending to fuck with russians lmao. Not to mention we'll tariff you to hell soon as well

top signal

markets say it's a-okay :)

Thank you for your sacrifice

This shit looks like it's about to fall off a cliff to 5000 before going to 525

Does a lot of people shorting actually raise prices?

at this point I'll just hold my put until friday and hope for a collapse

everything is priced in now

the only changes to come is knee bending which will gradually bring the market back up as it happens

the only unknown is chyna and that has probably peaked after this afternoons news

yeah when you scam wick the market with fake news

NasdACK! +1.17%

US markets green

the r*st of the world, nigger red

AMERICA is the only the country in the world. Yuros pretend they matter but they actually don't, they depend on the US and are gay.
Wumaos pretend they are independent of the US economy, they aren't and they are insects
Undeniable proof that Jesus christ was born in America and ate Mcdonald's on his Last Supper, The Garden of Eden is the current Yellowstone national park, Jesus made water into Coca Cola and this is a new era and shall be under the New Newer Testament.

Are you tired of winning yet son?

Backpedaling or the lack thereof is not conclusively priced in

no, but if bots/magapedes see a chatgpt tweet your whole position is going to get wrecked with no regard for all the shipping executives an heroing

this isnt some negotiating tactic

americans are going to work in sweatshops

I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

market pumps

I kinda wanted to get a 9070 :(. Maybe I can still find an American made 4k monitor at least.

The biggest meme in all this is Amazon still being green despite 100% tariffs on China. Do Americans think Amazon doesn't make shit in China or something?

Will you apologize?

What I'm getting from all this is that everyone is a fucking retard.

LINE. GO. UP.

Amazon is CHEAP. Walmart is green too. This happened in Covid too, the economy sank so everyone turned to the cheapest sources of goods they could find and they made record profits.

tomorrow we will have a green day too
wednesday crab
then it's time...

onshore factories

automate them with robot workers

the whole world now depends on us for every industrially produced good

the workers are finally taking control

Is
Is Trump secretly a Maoist

sounds cool and you could be right but I don't think we'll reach ATHs for years. but then again the past years have been outrageously good so no wonder

What in the actual fuck is this market? S&P trading like a meme stock good fucking Lord.

"Black Monday" huh?

automate them with robot workers

chinese robot workers*

>intellectuals to the field"

comparing shaniqua, a DEI hiree, to intelectuals is far strentche wumao. Back to r*ddit, trump won.

You are 12.
You are a 12 year old.

purchase NVDA picobottom at EUR/usd picotop

W and Heil Hitler

I recently moved all my funds to merill edge, since that gives me +75% cashback on my BofA credit cards.
Now my custom cash gives me 5.25% cashback and my unlimited gives me 2.625%. US bank has a similar program, but I personally prefer the bofa ecosystem.

I just bought a 100k of SQQQ and caused the pump, thank you for your service.

amazog takes a percentage

they either sell goods from china or if not from elsewhere/america - they still get a cut regardless of source

the only risk is consumers buy nothing at all

black means in the black, aka in profit dummy

China has no fucking options retard. EU cucked, China's alone. Their market crashed already. It's only going to get worse for them. They'll cave, because 170B of imports FROM the US is not sustainable for them to be facing the tariff numbers they have right now.

The only question is whether that orange fucking retard will pause the tariffs or not and cuck himself.

All three major indexes are green

lol
lmao

Did we bottom out yet or will we sink further? SHould i buy the dip yet?

*Craby Monday

WHERE
ARE
THE FACTORIES
DO YOU REALIZE IT TAKES YEARS TO BUILD A FACTORY

Tbf America is still way too black

It's fucking based. I love high volatility. 2020 was amazing

whats with the ben10 shirt

BEGIN
THE
DUMP

Tariffs aren't coming off

ft.com/content/f313eea9-bd4f-4866-8123-a850938163be

*market pumps*

The IRS auditors are pouring foundation right now

DO YOU REALIZE IT TAKES YEARS TO BUILD A FACTORY

You know us Americans cant think more than six months into the future.

he didn't account for Trump not doing what he said he'd do

PWAHAHAHA

EU cucked

They offered zero tariffs but turmp seems obssesed with trade deficit Idk if he'll take that offer.

still holding SQQQ
the worst is yet to come

He said this and then admitted that most of these jobs will be automated
Do Americans even want these Chinese jobs? We should be sending people to trade school instead

meds now!

when is this?

for my fellow poors:
archive.is/LdWCN

Don’t just inverse cramer, go 45 degrees. Oarnge Monday.

Point is they're already genuflecting. If they weren't willing to fight now then there's no chance they'll hold out while the strain gets heavier.

Never underestimate the EU's ability to bitch themselves.

Yeah sorry man I'm signed in on my work account

I don't understand the fish meme. I saw japs posting it too.

Navarro doesn't have the power to make that call

markets ending green

Okay but why
Non-meme answers only

EU trusts the US will be reasonable in the end

Navarro doesn't have final say in shit

Not sure, they said between 2-2:30 but who knows. Trump may have been told to stop talking because every time he opens his mouth the market tanks

EU cucked

are you literally retarded?

He unironically saved the markets by predicting a black monday, causing everyone to expect a collapse which developed into a bear trap

they unironically think tariffs won't go into effect with current numbers

markets ending green

a-anon, I-i...

I love maocantilism

Haven't even hit sour hour yet anon

It's cope. We still don't think the tariffs are happening.

I'm just letting you know the tangerine administration's master plan

which is dumb of them but that's to be expected of the EU

US market is a meme

"Non meme answers"

so, in the end...
nothing happened?

that has to be the greenest ID ive ever seen

Clearly a crab market due to fake news, bulls and bears cucked.

All factories have benefits unless you are a temp

nothing ever happens

We're not going to build a factory! Nobody said anything about building! We're going to MOVE the factories back here, where they belong.

bond vigilantes are killing trump's grand tariff plan. the market is saying he'll cuck out.

refusal to accept that Trump is not a rational actor. Same thing that happened right before the tariff rates announcement.

Eating everything in sight

Despite being new to this I did pretty poorly today to be honest
Oh well, there's always tomorrow

Gonna be pretty pissed if we end the day flat.

DOWN WE GO BOYS

Is this another dead bear bounce?

If a zerohedge tweet could raise the stock market 2 trillion, I think people are rightfully wondering how much money is eager on the sidelines.
I was personally 41 cents away on SOXL from making a million dollar 3x purchase.
Now I’m stuck in cash / SQQQ and it’s awful.

The bulls are in denial stage

We're gonna send Dan Crenshaw to Wuhan to Fulton out the capital goods

why is it going down now?

I don't think it's blown it's load yet anon. There's gonna be a massive fucking move one way up or down this week. Easily a 7 percent day

Consensus is ultimately bearish in all but one response. That does not bode well for bears.

It's just bart you retards

he bought?

crash it

dam broke.

what's wrong with being flat?

ultimate fate:

nothing burger

0.00% change

WHEN DOES THE EOD DUMPING HAPPEN

Estonia announced counter tariffs.

Retail got raped

we're overdue for an inverse Lisa correction

snib snib

what is this?

the tweets were just relaying what hasset said on CNBC this morning

it wasnt some innocuous tweet, it was hasset speaking out of term that caused the spike

rape the bears

rape the bulls

rape the crabs

end on 0.00%

16d chess

The tariffs were priced in on Thursday/Friday. I hope you didn’t get caught in the trap

based eestibros showing who's boss

Flat markets need correction

Everyone's so optimistic about the talks, tariffs are definitely being rolled back.

is there a way to see how chinese markets are reacting?

There is a LOT of money on mid and small caps right now. people were edging hard for shit like RDDT to go sub 100. The iv is through the roof

24 minutes

is there a stock market in Estonia?

I think so too, I’m waiting till Tuesday to panic. Wednesday will be a big day, plus investment banks release quarterly earnings / predictions Friday. If things are up 10% by next week Tuesday though I don’t know what I’ll do. I guess just swallow the pain and buy SOXL at whatever price.

You vill sewn the t-shirt
You vill own nothing
And you vill be happy

whether that orange fucking retard will pause the tariffs or not

Why would he? Didn't he make it pretty clear there are no demands and no negotiation? Do people still have this weird though from nowhere that this is a negotiation strategy of some sort?

live leak

Today is a good example why you stay away from leverage, volatility will rape you

That's not a contradiction.
Then they'll starve. Most of these DEI sinecures deserve much worse than working in a factory.

*thought

tradingeconomics.com/hong-kong/stock-market
tradingeconomics.com/china/stock-market

closed right now
opens around 9-10 EST

Nigger I took a bank loan to buy in.
Do something about it.

new

we're getting pissed about imaginary people again are we, hey would you stop buying stocks as well please btw

At least you don't have iv against you as bad. If the Chinese reject Donny I think we're gonna see a 450 SPY. But if they start "negotiations (stall)" then we're hitting 525 this week

believe it or not, yes.

we'll tariff you to hell

Tarrifs are only taxes on your own citizens :)

we'll 'tax ourselves' you to hell

There's no stock market but there is an alley where Estonian market makers unofficially trade stocks and commodities.

too many bears in the kitchen

I will literally make viral media posts all over teaching people how to simply make a trading account and buy in during these discounts :)

kek

They can only go up for the rest of the week since they know what to expect. None of us here know what the fuck is going with the US stock market today. The thing is bouncing up and down like a rollercoaster with zero explanation for it. People are just going go end up a nervous wreck for tomorrow and make even more crazy decisions.

Ha-chan is so fucking cute

Insanity

Holy shit

You and millions of others. Surely that won't have repercussions

There's a distinct possibility she's responsible for all this snibbening thouever.