Laughing at Third-Worlders

How I feel being American watching other countries panic now that Trump is in office

Your irrelevant European/Asian country will suffer without America: end of story.
We have all the cards, you have nothing.

The age of China is upon us. Can't believe Pooh will actually get away with it.

the cards in question

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China's stock market dropped 10%, Trump announced today retaliatory tariffs of 50% on China.
China is FUCKED, what are you smoking bro?

If I was Canadian I'd be freaking the FUCK out right now lolololol

China will suffer short term pain for long term domination. Countries are being sent away from USA into China's waiting arms.

Damn, I can't believe America is taking themselves out of such a huge market for their goods.

Apple spending $500 Billion to build iPhones in America instead of China to avoid tariffs is bad because????

Slams dick in car door

I bet europoors can't afford this

You are watching Japanese pedotoones on a chink made computer sitting on a chink made chair inside a house built by Mexicans on land stolen from natives, dressed in toxic synthetic clothing made in Vietnam or Cambodia while eating genetically modified food made in usa owned by Monsanto, your health care is owned by private chuds who won't finance the medical treatments you will need

Because it's not going anywhere. They aren't building iPhones back in the USA because they can't afford to. It's just theater.

ANIME

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As expected, the third-worlders (non Americans) and mentally-ill liberals are complaining about Trump.
If you live in

Canada

China

European Union

You're fucked

Cars

Airplanes

Nuclear Energy

Electricity

Phones

Every great innovation was invented in America. Your country is insignificant compared to America.

Apple announced it, contractors are working on it, but it won't happen because IT JUST WON'T?

get over it kiddo, made in America as it's supposed to be.

us equities down 20%

chinese equities down 10%

"hurrr if we escalate china will get fvcked"

(((You)))

Yeah alright nigga, now how about you go down to the good ol' dairy farm to see how productive that new Foxconn factory is

Chinese stocks dropped far lower than U.S. stocks, are you paying attention?

Did you even read what it's about? Most of that money is going into the AI scam money sink.

China is SUFFERING and I'm here LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

historical hubris never goes unpunished

Americans are overextended

shut up vance you fat fuck

Nah, Europe/China can't do shit. We have a President with a backbone, get used to it Chang

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it actually turned out great for china last time, they bought everything at the bottom

great now tell me where all those apple phone parts come from.

car parts from China, Steel from canada, eletricity from canada. Americans are fucked retard you think your economy will survive cause its bigger but you aren't an oiligarchy they'll be fine if you're an american working class or lower middle class enjoy being a serf.

bugmen dominating anything

This isn't table tennis retard lmao

It amazes me.
Every thread this morning was screaming "BLACK MONDAY" SELL SELL SELL
Maybe 1 thread out of 20 was saying to buy the bottom
Amazing how wrong Anon Babble always is, astounding really

your president is working to turn you into a serf class hahaha enjoy

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turn you into a serf class

pretending that isn't exactly what's been happening the 100 years prior to Trump

pisspoor gaslighting

a dead cat bounce means everything is fine

kys

Are you trolling? Canada is dependent on America like a newborn suckling from it's mother tit. Canada will wither and die without America.
60% (SIXTY-PERCENT) of Canadian imports are from America. If you're living in Canada you're fucked.
Steel from Canada? Seriously? As if Canada's steel production could compare to the city of Pittsburgh, not even LMAO

watching the thirdies seething and panicking feels so fucking good
Being American is simply the best
Finally America is Great Again
the free ride is over thirdies

You're suffering an economic collapse as we speak you retarded faggot. Why don't you do your dad proud for once and go kill yourself.

Canada might actually become the 51st state.
I'm still in disbelief that

Gulf of Mexico

is officially the

Gulf of America

Trump is doing it, he's actually doing it this time

Dude, the general Chinese person has no connection to the stock market. Not through direct ownage, not through ETFs. Only 2.5 % of China's GDP is connected to US trade. They will not even go into recession

8.5billion in steel from canada anon you're fucked retard you're a manufacturing country without materials.
60% if you look at what's imported you'll realize you're a fucking retard that's going to die US baby.

Look at a 1 month chart, nigger

lmao you wish, US is going to die at this rate and i'll be happy about it.
I'm enjoying the cad rising against the USD ever since you announced tariffs cunts. you're going to the poor house.

yep, meanwhile every other American has their retirement tied up in the stock market

The average Chinese person would eat fucking dirt for their country.

The average American will cry after a few hours of no air-conditioning.

Pretty obvious who wins this.

the american experiment is over

I think the important lesson to take from all this is that politicians are jokes and you should just vote for TV stars

Mental disability

I’m far richer than you and younger, at 26yo I simply outclass you. This is just my crypto, to say nothing of my precious metals collection.
You sound pathetic, unhappy. Projecting much?

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I know, and all to just lower domestic prices for american citizens. Truly the greatest president of all time

bragging about a six figure portfolio

holy kek, trumpfags are pathetic

The rest of the planet worships at the altar of the USA and have already started bowing down in succession. No more of daddy's free money. Trump cut them off and they're throwing a tantrum, that's all this is.

already older than 20

not a millionaire

ngm

The funny thing is that our economy is so similar to America's (on a much smaller scale), so we produce our own versions of basically everything we buy from the US. We're forced to let the US sell their inferior products here because of our free trade agreements, those inferior products undercut local products because the US has the advantage of economy of scale (and trillion-dollar bailouts), but they can't eliminate domestic competition entirely because the difference in quality is overwhelming.

As we're weaned of US imports all that happens is that the local equivalent ramps up. We pay a little more for what amounts to the same product, but save in the long run because domestic products tend to last longer, do more, and require less frequent replacement.

We donate our markets to the US as what amounts to a gesture of friendship despite it not directly benefiting us to do so. When the US stops wanting friendship, we just go back to the thriving economy we had before the cold war, which never truly went away and just scaled itself back to make room for american junk.

Reagan was our greatest modern president, there's a correlation.
Almost as if the average citizen was meant to be President not career politicians.

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cope cope cope cope

You'll be our 51st state soon enough, so don't worry 'lil bro we'll protect your syrup or whatever your 'economy' runs off of

COPE
you are nothing but the 51th state

That's fine.

Each little step bring us closer to BTC becoming the reserve currency.

And America will become the

Crypto Capital of the World

Yes, yes, all in due time.

Agreed, once USD is dropped as world reserve currency a lot of Americans are going to get absolutely fucked. It's great.

the third-worlders (non Americans)

cope

once the world decides they want yen instead of dollars

Might as well wait for the sun to burn out lmao

social progress

I didn't say they were gonna adopt yen. You realize what board you are on, right?

BTC will always be a high IQ niche and generally won't be relevant at all until the average person can buy groceries and pay rent with it.

Cars were invented in Germany and phones in Italy.

you have nothing but a massive consumer market to offer, which you are actively shrinking by crashing your economy. Masterful gambit.

low quality bait. might be actually retarded.

it's what separates the firsters from the rest, even a rabs have money now

be country whose entire economy is built on being a lynchpin of global (relatively) free trade networks

destroy your own ability to be said lynchpin of global trade networks

THIS IS GOOD FOR AMERICA!

lol, lmao even
You have no idea how fucked you are

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If American survive this shit storm of retardation they should really teach their young where the fuck their money comes from and why American economy is so powerful, so 50 years later they wouldn't have another Trump sitting in the WH

destroy your own ability to be said lynchpin

global corps suddenly won't do business with USA because it costs slightly more

Everyone would pay massive tariffs to access US markets, dumbass. The US has been operating a global nanny state of handouts, all that happened was that was ended and brought back to a level playing field. Trump recognizes leverage and untapped capital better than almost anybody, and this is no different. Same story different episode, Trump wins, criminals and retards are mad.

Everyone would pay massive tariffs to access US markets, dumbass

No, you're intentionally making your purchasing power smaller by abandoning your status as the hegemon and forcing countries into dedollarization

Chinese middle class is getting wealthier and will eclipse you

You dont have the cards you think you do. Historical overextensiln

Chinese middle class is getting wealthier and will eclipse you

LMAO
This nigga has never been to China. It is an absolute shithole kept afloat by a small % of high IQ psychopaths. They innovate nothing, walking bugmen computer brains with no culture. They literally build full replica European/American cities because they can only imitate a flourishing society. America was being hollowed out by globalism and capitulation to Chinese slave labor. Trump ending that is supposed to be a bad thing? Gaslighting kike. China is pathetic and finally getting put in their proper place.

you're completely fucked
let me explain why in extremely simple terms
US status as world hegemonic power is enabled by a cycle of things:

accepting a global trade deficit in exchange for global reserve currency status and also essentially being the world's financial marketplace

global reserve currency status enables you to 1. print ridiculous quantities of money with almost no realistic inflationary consequences (aka literal financial magic) because a dollar valuation crisis would hurt literally everyone and 2. exercise massive control over global trade even in markets that you're not involved in by controlling access to the dollar

ability to print infinite money allows you to prop up an absurd amount of government spending (and debt) which includes a humongously expensive military which you need to underpin your status as global hegemonic power with the deterrent of force

If you suddenly go "actually I don't want a global trade deficit" then EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS CHART DISAPPEARS AND YOU CEASE TO BE A GLOBAL HEGEMONIC POWER.

The most retarded part is that I actually agree that the US (and most western countries) do indeed need to shift manufacturing back to themselves and away from the third world, that's actually a really good idea, but the way trump's trying to do this (if it even his his plan because who the fuck knows what his plan is at this point) is gonna destroy the world's economy and the US' hegemony in the process.

Laughing at Third-Worlders

is this the laugh at America thread?

Based MAGAweeb

Turd worlders BTFO

I would also add: the only reason there hasn't been a valuation/confidence crisis in the US dollar is because until this year the world had nothing to gain from one, if the dollar imploded in value literally everyone would lose because of it being the world's reserve currency, a sort of economic MAD if you will; now that trump seems intent on literally decoupling america from the world's economy that reserve currency status is gonna disappear real fast. You know what that means? That means the Fed won't be able to print a bajillion dollars out of thin fucking air to prop up your exorbitant debt anymore. You know what THAT means? The implosion of your federal government. Now I'm sure your instinct (as a fucking retard) is to see this as a good thing because you probably see it as hurting 'muh evil gubment' but the truth is it will hurt YOU more than anyone else when your society breaks down and your house gets broken into by a pack of feral nogs

If you suddenly go "actually I don't want a global trade deficit" then EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS CHART DISAPPEARS AND YOU CEASE TO BE A GLOBAL HEGEMONIC POWER.

You don't understand how negotiations work buddy. THIS never directly equals THAT in these kind of scenarios. That is the threat the negotiation operates on. Without access to US markets, 90% of these other countries would cease to functionally exist. They will do ANYTHING to maintain that access, and yes that includes paying the USA a fuck ton of tariffs and/or doing whatever the fuck Trump wants. You think they're going to pivot to China? Lmao is all I can say. Nobody wants to depend on that polluted commie shithole for anything.

I feel so good right now, patriotbros

Trump is the first BASED president we've had since JFK

It almost brings tears to my eyes

They will do ANYTHING to maintain that access, and yes that includes paying the USA a fuck ton of tariffs and/or doing whatever the fuck Trump wants. You think they're going to pivot to China? Lmao is all I can say. Nobody wants to depend on that polluted commie shithole for anything.

this kind of insanity will ruin you anon. "You think they're going to pivot to china" YES RETARD THEY'RE GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT. THEY'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.

Just because you don't like the rest of the world and think they're obligated to suck your dick doesn't magically make it true. The world is going to decouple from america now, whether fast or slow, and history will look back on your "liberty day" as the day the american death spiral truly began. I'm sad about this because I loved america and fucking despise china but you have quite literally forced the world's hand and given china every possible advantage.

How's our consumer market shrinking, dum dum?
The average American still has an insane income and lavish consumer habits. Nothing about this has magically changed over the course of a week

What will change indeed is that this gigantic consumer market will start to spend more on USA made products instead of chinkshit and euroshit (and that makes you seethe to no end lmao)

Nobody wants yen, retard. Nobody wants to live or operate their business in China, they only do now because of slave labor and huge profits by accessing US markets. Those profits disappear? Well then, take your pick, Shanghai in a cloud of smoke and pool of shit, or Beverly Hills. I think I know which one 99% of people would choose. This is just a sad misinformed meltdown on your part.

60173439

China

yen

At least make your bait more subtle next time

We have all the cards, you have nothing.

lol, lmao

You do realise the 51st state boasting has single handedly caused Canadians to refuse to buy any American goods.
Shut the fuck up retard

Chinese middle class is getting wealthier and will eclipse you

Kek. This is the level of retardation of wumaos and their associates

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Man the actual Eglin shills are Crazy today.

YOUR KIDS WILL BE PLAYING CHINESE CHECKERS

It is true, they're a massive market for luxury goods right now.

Not after they get shitcanned from their middle management positions at the Apple/Nike slave factories they won't be.

fpbp Based Xi

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oh no, they only have billions of other people to trade with minus 350 million americans.

USA trade with China accounts for only 4% of their entire GDP. The other 96% comes from the rest of the countries. GIF related

volatility already squashed

US indices holding green while everyone else plummets

Where was the Black Monday and new Chinese Century I was promised??

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Internal markets are still the majority of any economy. The EU, China can survive without the US market. It would hurt, but they have solid enough internal markets, plus more trade would emerge between them to compensate. You know who you are fucking? Mostly India, Africa and such.

Meanwhile in reality

It’s weird that americans have become so stupid that they have to create these fantasies inside their head in order to cope.

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you do realize that the factories will go nowhere?
they'll just pivot to making phones domestically, cheaper and be able to outcompete any phones made in America (by automation, you will not see any significant return of jobs).

post your ID or you lying

Yeah people will totally buy the more expensive ChiCom bugman phone instead of an iPhone because... they just WILL, okay?!?!

Take a look at your 10 year treasury yields, kek.

Yeah I wouldn't have much confidence in the future of the US government, it will be vastly reduced in power and scope after Trump. The US population, however, will be better off than ever.

more expensive

but it won't be?
they produce all the surface mount components, cameras, sensors and displays that apple will be importing (with tariffs).
Apple's domestic iPad production is just slapping Chinese components together and making the case. it will take 20-30 years for US industry to catch up in SMD production (if we bother) as that's how long it took the Chinese to corner the market.

The US population, however, will be better off than ever.

Demographics is Destiny.

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bromance

black panther fist

little nigga reenacting his father's arrest

america flag on a stick

manjaw teacher

Glorious

I'm so fucking ecstatic to say Trump is my American president

Trump Cut $250 Million In DEI Training For Teachers

That was 3 days ago, so much happening so fast!!!!

ANIME

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yen is the currency of china

Are we having a laugh at american edumacachun moment right here? I believe we do. You do not even have a passport, nigger.

>free money

you do realize trade deficit means ur a parasite on global economy and don't produce enough so you have to buy to make up for it right. you're gonna starve and die

oh great so you're going to give a bunch of far-left unhinged liberals guns and a 30% wage increase as well as voting rights. what could possibly go wrong.

Imagine being so dumb you think America will "starve", we have lush fields with plenty of food.

Germans were the first to Split the atom, tho.
And Benz (German) invented the car
And Italy invented the Phone and the Wireless Telegraph

and the median american? the average american lives paycheck to paycheck the reason the "average" american has a high income is because of how top heavy you are most americans are poor AF.
Ahh yes I'm sure they'll be spending on trump sponsored companeis and american brands like tesla

you don't produce enough to feed yourself retard that's why you buy food.
But if you're saying you're going to start legalizing cannibalism I'd have no choice but accept my loss.

lmao no,

Ford invented the car

The first atomic device tested successfully at Alamagordo in New Mexico on 16 July 1945

The first controlled, self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction was achieved in Chicago

And you really believe Italy invented the phone? It was called the gramophone for a reason.
This piece of SHIT is what you call a """"car""""? LMAO

This is the Model-T, the true first car, not your gay-ass flamboyant european tricycle

>On January 29, 1886, Carl Benz applied for a patent for his “vehicle powered by a gas engine.” The patent – number 37435 – may be regarded as the birth certificate of the automobile. In July 1886 the newspapers reported on the first public outing of the three-wheeled Benz Patent Motor Car, model no. 1.

Nice try guess its true americans are so retarded they're incapable of learning history and doing anything besides stolen valor.

Your main sustenance will be HFCS for the foreseeable future, but maybe Bobby can toss in some beef tallow (courtesy of Big Beef) from time to time.

Nah, we have plenty of deer, chicken, livestock, farms, freshwater lakes with plenty of fish, etc....
Whatever you want to believe, but it truly is idiocy to believe America will ever """"starve""""
You just don't realize how insignificant your country is compared to the greatest nation on Earth, America.

dumbass burger doesn't know the difference between a nuclear reactor and a nuclear bomb

kek

You infer what I never implied
That does bring up a good point, America would VAPORIZE your country within seconds.

Fresh seething americope

Get a life and learn to trap small game chud

We have all the cards, you have nothing.

the only thing you've got is the world's reserve currency to give away for fentanyl we can lace candies with to ship to your kids. They'll love it and so will you.

You won't be able to afford any of that, anon.
Better look up some YT videos about preparing roadkill and wild berries.

Wow, sounds like what cheap Chinese goods do to the American economy. Maybe we should tax those.

And Trump is putting an end to that.
Not surprising when drug deaths are drastically lower these next 4 years.

And Trump is putting an end to that.

how? Buy imposing tariffs? Nigger, all I have to do is ask for a tariff cashback (aka subsidy). You can't afford it because you can't make your own currency weaker without sacrificing your purchasing power. The rest of us can. Welcome to reality - you can't escape it.

Not surprising when drug deaths are drastically lower these next 4 years.

not after you get all the layoffs after factories close because they can't get a living wage after the factory owner spent all the money on the tariffed HVACs. Holy shit, are all muttoids this dumb.

Can you post their twitter instead? I prefer getting my news from BRAD ABS

keep in mind bros, these are the "people" who will suffer if we stop trading with them
be as psychopathic as you can when you treat them