/smg/ - Stock Market General

NEARLY TIME TO BUY AGAIN!!!

sold everything on the last bounce. see you boys at the bottom.

Still doesn't feel like the market is pricing in the tariffs. Prices should drop a lot more even if it was just the China tariffs that stuck.

The final hail mary shot at stopping or softening the tariffs is Israel. Bibi is visiting the White House tonight, and if anybody in the whole world can make Trump stand down it'd be him. I dunno, hold the Epstein shit over him or something, they've gotta have something on Trump.

If Trump does strike a deal with Bibi and Israel gets spared, expect a huge spike tonight as people will expect other countries to get deals too. But, if somehow Trump actually remains stubborn, I think that'll signal the beginning of the end and people will finally begin to accept that this is actually happening.

First for fuck the LA Dodgers!

I must admit, SQQQ looks overbought.

down -4% at open

fake article makes it go +2%

trump announces (potential) 104% tariff on china

its at -1.5% now which is higher than open when 104% tariff on china wasnt thought possible

this shit is fake and retarded
should be outlawed

ONE MORE TIME, WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
OH YEAH, ALL RIGHT, DON'T STOP DANCING
ONE MORE TIME, WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
OH YEAH, ALL RIGHT, DON'T STOP THE DANCING

bottoms in

new to stocks and shit. are today's charts supposed to be normal?

What's the @ that will announce the Chinese response to the 100% tariffs????

uhhhh what's stopping Xi from going after the fabs now?

the recovery is literally fake

all trades are null and void

the system has literally collapsed

What about a closed door but with windows open meeting? Or a closed door, slightly closed windows, and dimmed lights meeting?

don't worry, it will fall when china announces equal 50% tariff

no

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=MbzwWGj192c

He's only concerned about staying in power so he doesn't end up in prison. He doesn't care about the markets.

BOTH

and just like that
youtu.be/BiP0FpY88E4

Miss him yet?

i hope china just embargos the usa in response.

Markets are pricing in tarrifs which is why it is crabbing. More tariffs on China means China is dead and the US is the only show in town

we crabbin'

It's already worth investigating because that manipulation was clearly intentional. But no one will bother investigating it.

So far it has been a crab with bobo characteristic (downwards).

Today is the calm before the storm, tomorrow and the day after that will decide everything

NASDAQ is trending up
Probably a good sign

lmao ching chong ping pong
i'm a lifelong wrestling fan and to me it seems that most of this is a "work"

snibbity snab :dddddddddddd

They are sleeping right now also I assume tomorrow

this is how markets with 105% tariffs announced look like

oh didn't even notice the sp hit 5k again

It is now.

This is boring, I wanted to see at least a lvl 1 circuit breaker...

Even the sypnosis on this movie was stupid

Agreed, but that's also exactly the kind of damage Israel can do to him. Even if all they do is get their dual citizens to drop Trump's support, that'd be enough to kill Trump's hopes of enacting any sort of policy. Congress would flip against Trump, they're more indebted to Israel than to Trump.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

So are we just not even attempting to price them in until Wednesday? The cope is insane.

I hope China swallow their pride and quits being retarded. The US can afford to play this game of chicken, the Chinese cannot.

guys, does the S&P 500 rise 8.62% in 34 minutes during bull markets or bear markets?

uhh boy that pattern on the SPY looks really familiar......

Based. Can't stand the jap slurping

*tonight
Chinese stock will be a fucking bloodbath unseen in economic history
They can't unless they want to go even lower. China is not a consumer market and needs to export.

All memes aside why are American stocks not dumping

US debt default
100% Tariffs on China tomorrow

TRUST THE PLAN

depends

i would dump my remaining stocks, but kinda hoping for another fake pump.

Unironically bear markets, the spikes during bear markets can be insane. The COVID crash had a +8% day flanked by huge dumps.

the market had enough after todays shenanigans

is this after market close?

everyone is extremely delusional that the tariffs will be postponed

yes

First it was fake news pumping stocks and now people wanting to keep that fake pump, and second is China's death rattle and people panic buying into ETFs

All memes aside why are American stocks not dumping

Mission accomplished

bear markets are characterized by insane volatility, its why they say dont catch the falling knife

you can lose a ton of money like with todays dump

bear markets

Lot of folks are still in the denial stage of grief.

I hope China swallow their pride

the glorious ccp would never

The waves from the short squeeze are losing steam. Market will plunge

I think americans are bullish.

A random twitter person said they were considering a 90 day delay and it shot up for like 10 minutes today.

Yeah I tried to buy 3X short MSTR and couldn't. They are panicking and turning shit off.

Well, like ackman said it's nuclear war if they do go into effect, so clearly he'll back down from such a thing.

guys it's falling..

YOU WILL SNIPPETY

AND YOU WILL SNAPPETY

Nope
People are optimistic about long term
As the companies should be more profitable in the future

Are you sure? All China has to do is surround Taiwan with its army to send a message to the orange man.

people don't yet realize how massive of a hit it will be if the factory of pretty much everything the west consumes gets closed. the west will never be able to start new factories as quick as china

The US can afford to play this game of chicken, the Chinese cannot

topkek

but the thing is there's a 30% chance he does remove Israel tariffs and that will confirm their delusions

this has nothing to do with long term, all recent price movements revolve around tariffs

I mean that is the most blatant triple top I have ever seen in my entire life

ALL OF YOUR MONEY

IS GOING TO CRAPPITY

I know. The Chinese place so much value on appearing strong and outright demanding shit, whereas the west is far better at manipulating things from the shadows. I think that's why they dislike/like Trump so much, he meshes with their culture for better or worse.

Okay.....what do I do bros....should I just sell my XIU.TO and XSP.TO as the losses are not that bad on those as I bought them far before VFV. If I sell those that will get me 27k CAD that I can just dump into VFV to get my average down and buy the dip a bit.....maybe wait until tomorrow to see if things keep dumping.....that or do I just stop looking at my account and go do something else for a few weeks.

The US can afford to play this game of chicken, the Chinese cannot

chinks need us like white on rice

Wholesome pic OP, good choice in these trying times.

MSTR

Fuuuck, I knew I forgot to short something today.

Ummmm bros?

Do it faggot.
China can't even take the Kinmen Islands

Post CHINA kino
youtube.com/watch?v=dlepm2h5D1w

everyone's taking a break to do some blow or eat lunch
market fun will resume in an hour or two

The US can afford to play this game of chicken, the Chinese cannot.

I don't think that's true, anon

I wouldn't be surprised if treasury is pumping money in to keep it afloat and make it seem not so bad compared to other markets

stop being a pussy and hold you paper hands faggot

Well, /smg/?

How do I play at this casino without going crazy?

Trump can't be serious about all this tariff nonsense. Why, it's just too out of the ordinary. It's clearly some kind of grand strategy, a negotiating tactic. He will soon announce he made an amazing deal, declare victory, remove all tariffs, and buy all of my bags. That's because Trump is surrounded by intelligent, rational people who are highly educated about economics. And Trump historically is a level-headed, humble leader who listens to the people around him for high-quality advice.
Furthermore, if you think about it, this whole thing is completely unprecedented! And that's why I'm certain it will all go away by next week. Trump would never break with tradition and do something so audacious and foolish: after all, it's just not the way things work around here! Everything will be back to normal soon, you'll see.

USA wants complete capitulation either way. Tariffs are only an excuse.

The Birds Stop Chirping.

The Baboon Runs Back To His Cave.

The Birds Are Silent.

The Monkeys Stop Howling.

Look at VVIX.

The long term optimism keeps the line from dropping too far
Which is what the anon asked

I keep holding to EMBRAC though this all shit though. Kingdom Come Deliverance was a huge hit and there are 3 DLC-s coming. People will play good games even if market crashes.

Fuck, I had the same thoughts but didn’t know it was tonight. Fuck zero hedge, I was so close to my targets. I hate Slavs so fucking much it’s unreal.

I am very glad your are capable of reading faggot.

Fuck WRONG VERSION. This one is a banger

youtu.be/NPcD_2x2oW0

They haven't dropped an explosive in more than 70 years.

Boomers who grew up in post-WW2 superomegaeconomicprosperity glory days for multiple decades voted in a NYC con artist because Mexicans have the gall to work low-end slave labor jobs (which their much-beloved corporate overlords profited off of massively, mind you)

He takes a literal shit all over their retirement plans in the middle of their twilight years

Heh

youtube.com/watch?v=7hZ2Uy6K1RU

why can't they all just trade like frens and that will be an end to this horror

China is a much stronger country than burgerland.

Am i the only one who is surprised that world markets are still reacting to this like it's 2011? "Oh the U.S. is fucking itself and creating a global recession scare. Buy U.S. bonds!"

At what point long-run do people wake up and dump U.S. stocks, U.S. bonds, and USD?

Back from my nap, did all the boomers die yet?

youtu.be/7CawoPNkY00

Year of the Snake, baby.

tbf, this has been the winning strategy for decades.

yes

Everyone on biz was spamming Orange Monday during the weekend

Crazy how Orange Monday got canceled due to fake news about pausing tariffs for 90 days
BIZ LOSES AGAIN

It's really 'Either join the British Empire as subjects by gifting us your treasures, or be acquired as vassals as we take your people as slaves' talk at the moment, yeah.

My hands aren't that paper....I've been holding U for 4 years and was down 82% at one point on it. But I guess you are right a bit, just need to take the L and accept that I will have to sit on the side lines as everyone slurps up this heavy discount and see red for probably a year.

people shouldn't be allowed to vote over a certain age

youtube.com/watch?v=KcKqOTxkrM0

YOUR KILLING US !!!!

Maybe getting shot at and blatant last minute lawfare got to him. But he's been doing what he said he would do.

I'm sure that several of them died from heart attacks and several more jumped out of windows with what happened.

Don't check the chart. It won't be pretty.

Your 401k, my empire. Sorry boomie but I got my own retirement to plan for, and you are not going to piss it away at a Vegas casino

every day

WHY DIDN'T I BUY YANG

No it isn't
They have impressive infrastructure and manufacturing
But the US still outclasses in most ways

tariffs will be postponed

I think it is about everyone realizing Trump, individually, is absolutely crazy. He is demanding that the vassals of the American Empire prostrate themselves in front of him, full-on naked dogeza, rather than merely sending tribute. The market is realizing that he just might get what he wants, because the multi-polar alternative is not yet strong enough to flee to.

So is Trump the worst President in US history? When's the last time anyone fucked up this bad, and was so adamant they were right despite all the evidence?

oh thats why the certs were unavailable. thankfully turbos still seem to work

Trump is a nonce

This is some nice red light therapy

k the black monday shit was overblowing it
us still believes everything will just go away
but it still went down
and it'll go down more slowly but surely

So what are good Chinese stocks to accumulate after their market dies?

Phew, good to hear.

This. This day is the gayest and fakest I've seen in years.
Don't forget how the fake news likely is from Trump's entourage to create an exit pump, conveniently just before the Chinese tariffs tweet.

I'm pretty sure people have a hard time believing it, especially after that 90 day pause fake news earlier

kek baggie

Went from -20% to -5%

For a second trading day in a row

This market is insane

All my friends are panic buying shit like PC parts and even cars.

ACMR

He is the very best.

china is the same as america in how prideful it is
they won't back down, but they will pussyfoot until they reach a breaking point

it's now on CNBC, maybe it will dump until close

I dunno my mom's bedroom growing up was a literal basement broom closet

nltimes.nl/2025/04/06/jewelry-heists-surge-gold-price-hits-record-high

Bibi will come today and trump will make a big show of dropping tariffs and give the credit to bibi. Then the whole world will again feel indebted to Jews and Israel continues doing whatever it wants for another decade. That’s my guess.

AAAAAAAA WTF

Israel running a less than $8bn trade surplus with the US

problem

sending Israel a gorillion in aid every year

fine

CNBC creates literal fake news

Trump calls out fake news immediately

"T-THIS IS DRUMPF FAULT!!"

Cope and seethe. Hedge fundies or Chinese tried to make Trump buckle, but it failed

I wonder if he’s actually happy or not. I mean as a person.

I think at the end of the day, if the US insists on tearing apart the global economy, the US economy is still the best bet in the end. If you think about it, in a dangerous, nationalistic, protectionist world, the strongest country is by far the best investment, and that has to be either China or the US. And if you live in the west, dumping all your money in Chinese bonds doesn't seem like the safest idea either.

He is absolutely insane. I have no idea what happened to Trump, is he on some well hidden dementia (cause Chad genes)..2016 - 2020 was pretty okay, no he is a different person.

youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w
When are you gonna let us get the moves mr snibs?

Why dont these countries jsut remove their tariffs they have on us? Why do they think they can put tariffs on us but when we put them.back we are the big bad guy?

Maybe Musk got him on Ketamine.

I might just hold my bear over the night at this rate. There is simply no way the market will recover from fake news. Wednesday is still unchanged.

was gonna upgrade my 8 year old pc soon, but was going to wait till summer since spare cash is tight, now who knows. feelsbadman

no

I honestly think that the market is hopeful that the tariffs will be reversed and it won't dump until they're actually in place

The best parr is how this fake and gay day only encourage Trump to go with the tariffs on the 10th.
A Black Monday maybe could have made him go soft. Now it's truly over.

I fucking hate you fucking fags so much. I lost a lot of money because of you fucking faggots. I hope someone brakes into your house and murder you brutally.

DEFIANT

It's not about tariffs, Trump is seething that nobody is buying big ugly American pick up trucks

tuesday pump because Israel trade deal

America typically isn't that prideful and usually does shit from behind the shadows with the CIA and instigating shit in foreign countries. Trump's more direct approach is unique.

China's entire culture is centered around appearing strong outwardly and using that strength to make demands of others. Trump is loved/hated in China because of this exact reason, because he speaks their language.

So what did we learn from today's stock market?

Barely moving anymore

How do we stop this?

Fucking nothing

Because these aren't Tariffs Trump's issue is trade deficit

Why dont these countries jsut remove their tariffs they have on us?

Not enough. Look at Vietnam. Trump is not just negotiating about the objective number attached to tariffs, he is expressing an emotional narrative.

Yes.

PAY THE US TRIBUTE EUROPOORS

IT'S DUMPING IT'S OVER

buy bunch of soxs my first time using a leveraged etf

downturn the second the hit buy and already losing money.

constitution says only congress can levy taxes

congress delegates the power of levying import taxes to the president

president actually uses the power

congress tries to take it back

president vetoes it anyway

LOOOOL NO REFUNDS

Most of them don't even have tariffs on the US. These aren't reciprocal tariffs, these are offensive tariffs. Trump lied to you, sorry you had to learn it here.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJFNjH6b7eI&t=355s&ab_channel=Syn1

I can't believe I voted for this retard

It was zerohedge you low IQ pleb. Wrong as always.

mfw I realize the true meaning behind "Orange Monday"

It's not even close. He would be ranked last for the anti-democratic stuff alone.

its a meme

everyone will dump at the end of the day like they did friday

Anyone else here not hate their parents? I'll be fine because I'm in my 20s but I'm very worried about them and all the Anon Babble zoomers talking about how they want them die makes me depressed because they clearly don't have a good relationship

D-DRUMPF IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

t. Eurotard or chinese

Funny seeing these rats scream

No one is coming to save you

Prepare for -25%

It's not tariffs, seemingly he either actually hates trade deficits, or he is using this as threat and a way to shakedown other countries.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

most people aren't good parents. why are you shocked that most kids hate them?

When's the last time anyone fucked up this bad, and was so adamant they were right despite all the evidence

him, the last time he was elected
and then people elected him again anyway lol

US wins and everyone else is inferior. We can litterally pump on a lie and never go back down while you all fucking die

It's what you said Anon plus winning with a number bigger then Obama

the US is now a destabilizing force

what did he mean by this

He wasn't surrounded by anything but sycophants first time around
Ask yourself why barely anyone from his first term is still around him

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

grim.

DOMP IT FINK. DO IT YOU FAGGOT

I always assumed that internet commenters shitting on boomers were talking about people other than their own parents.

KWEB is down 7% and missed the bounce. China tariffs are getting priced.

Better luck next time!

my parents are great. I just don't like boomers as an aggregate.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT ALL THAT FUCKING HOUSING YOU DUMBASS

Long term buying opportunity

destabilizing force

sex with this creature

This. He was ranting about how japan doesn't buy any of our cars when we buy theirs. Surely this fucking retard has actually been to Japan before and seen that their trucks are literally less than half the size (I also wanna import one of their mini trucks lol) our shit literally doesn't fit on their roads

It’s lunch time, dummy

Ngl. Thankful for times like these being spent with my Anon Babble frens!

I.e. not going along with the globalist agenda anymore

kino

Chuds have terrible relationships with their families. It's why there is a whole industry of surrogate daddys on the internet.

unironically saying "buy the dip" hahahaha

Who eats lunch at 9am???

This is one of the guys that wants a collapse

always do the opposite of what /smg/ tells you
everyone expected a >5% drop

Hes so fucking stupid, I've given him a pass for so long but turning into a fucking baggie is the last straw

should've bought the dip and dumped it, you aren't made for these streets.

guys what if it crabs forever and never drops

people keep buying

Looks bullish to me but I want to short this Rally

ANONS IM A RETARD TELL ME CAN WE CHECK SOMEWHERE IF BLACK ROCK IS HEDGING!??!

VIX is rising
Trillions must be wiped out

i too do not believe in time zones.

i really really like this picture, do you mind if i save it?

Really the lesson is "don't bet against America or you die". The fact that everyone predicted a multiple circuit breaker day only for it to be around the 2-3% shows strength unmatched

your so retarded its not even funny

just pick a direction you little shit

bottom signal unironically

What if I bet 100$ on 6/6 at the craps table?

Me, my family is simply better. But I have friends so I know most American's older relatives are subhumans.

Larry, you can always jump out of your office window.

snibbidy

China’s leaders said on Sunday that they were prepared for a trade war and that China could potentially come out stronger as a result. They can afford to ignore their people the way the US can’t because they’re communists. They’ve been building up trade relations with other countries for a situation like this, and since US is applying tariffs to everyone suddenly they look more agreeable than America.
I don’t know what will happen, but the Trump administration sure looks like it’s stepping on its own dick.

fell for it again reward

after 2020 I gave up on him, hes cooked

go ahead kind sir.

Steadily falling again

What's the odds we get a gradual decline til the end of the day?

The inverse Cramer index is always accurate

Why are chinese stocks disconnected from their economy?
Everyone knows their skittering offensive spider drones will flood the world and destroy any opposing armies but their stocks have been down since 2010

minus 2% feels so comfy now, it's almost like the market being up

It's about to shoot up to +7%, wait and see

How in the fuck and why in the fuck did they pause the volatility?
What a fucking scam.
So I make a guaranteed play and they pause it. Wtf

Seriously, why did they pause the volatility specifically?

50/50
it either happens or it doesn't

be blackrock

think line go up and home prices go up forever

buy out everything at market high to turn everyone into a rentoid

people just decide to live at home with family and market tsnks

Will Fink get the final margin call to the firing squad?

Pretty high, at least until Bibi gets to the White House. Then all bets are off until we know if Israel will escape unscathed.

the israel tariffs are important
are there any timelines on that meeting?

tump
give soul
i need soul
me back adam

Fink thinks we're already in a recession

Institutional EOD dump will happen again

people just don't know when to double down and buy.
youtube.com/watch?v=OnzkhQsmSag

Can any random retard pay a few dollars for a verified check on Twitter and spread another rumor about tariff pauses?

we still have 4 more hours on this railroad coaster
lets not draw conclusions yet

you must make an account with your phone number and name attached to view our charts

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
I HATE DATA HARVESTERS

META green

Zuckerberg???

building up trade relations

HAHAHHHHAHAH no. They have been demanding everyone swear fealty to it and they have been met with people walking away. China is in a extremely week position as all they have is a bunch of debt slaves that can't pay out in times of turmoil.

i have a good relationship with my parent's, then again they aren't left leaning retarded faggot boomers.

Yes and there are already thousands of bots spreading completely random information for the sole purpose of causing as much chaos as possible.

Well yeah, we just need to wait for all the data to come in and have it declared, but it's obviously already started.

Whats the problem anon? you already had to do this to install windows 11 anyway :)

Why are chinese stocks disconnected from their economy?

Unironically because communism. People simply don't invest in the stock market.

Could well be but what was with that jobs report then

REALLY

it's going up

again

please trump-san get me off this wild ride

No shit. The person behind the register probably also thinks we're in a recession.

line going up again

Ofc they did, remember what I told you about China's culture, appearing outwardly strong is a keystone in their society.
And I doubt China can starve their population as they used to do in the 60s and 70s, China's growing middle class (a huge reason why they aren't as impacted by tariffs as they used to be) are getting very used to a more comfortable lifestyle. If they ignore their peoples needs their own internal consumption will massively decline and their big prideful economy will suffer and grow more dependent on exports or be forced to be propped up more and more by the Chinese state.
China def has their own trading partners now, but that is exactly what Trump is seeking to disrupt and why he went crazy with tariffs. It's to force nations to pick a side and isolate the two trading blocs more.

AAAA

cope, you are the only retard here
he's the President and rich, you are some pathetic faggot poorfag in Anon Babble

I'm older but I get along great with my parents. Luckily my parents are retired but dont trust the (((markets))) so almost all of their money is in CDs/cash. Never understood the hate from MIGAtards on Anon Babble

no even joking when I say the whole world pays the US tribute and has been paying tribute since after WW2 due to breton woods making the US dollar the reserve currency of the world.

The problem is though, only the rich guys get the money while the poor get their labor made uncompetitively expensive due to the high value of the dollar.

The money is created by loaning it into existance. The purest exploiters of this is the hedge fund buyout firms that buyout places like hobby lobby and then walk away from it leaving the debt to default with the company. That's the purest form of money printing we have without paying it back outside of the central banks.

but tthat's good

kek it formed a support now
slurpers win again

I opened on -8% but my broker had "outages" till it was at -1% so I didn't get to average down
happens every fucking time too, kek
the only reason I haven't abandoned it yet is because it's probably better if I don't get to trade during high volatility anyway, I lose my marbles too hard over losses

HERE WE GO

TRUMP WON

But at what cost?

double tariffs

line go up

demand reparations

line go up

say you're not doing tariffs

line go up

say you're actually doing tariffs

line go up

let's own the libs by destroying consumer economy

let's own the chinks by destroying dollar role as world trading currency

let's own euros by destroying century long alliances

PROSPERITY
MAGA
KILL ME

You should have learned under Biden. Recessions are called by the government, not actual data. The government can just make up new math and say we are not in a recession

It feels like we went from 20% chance to already started over a week.

implying w11

i have shit ass w10 currently and i miss w7 so much

This just in: Trump to replace American Flags with Sporks, announces Capri Sun as national drink. Is he crazy?

at least im not a gay nigger like you lmao

Short China. Calls on YANG. They're going to be biggest losers in all of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1uLMvsmvk
Lul

youtube.com/watch?v=XjxOYCJr42o

I LOVE YOU CHINA

GO DOWN YOU FUCKING NIGGER I SWEAR TO GOD

/biz is now 50% Chinese shills, 25% JIDF shills 10% tranny reddit raiders, 14% lefty retards.

BULLISH AS FUCK

BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY

Chinese stocks already dropped a lot. You're just gonna get fucked when Xi announces stimulus.

it will pump up 15% until wednesday and then collapse 20%

burger willpower is unbeatable bros

US has much more to lose than China in that exchange

YANG calls, because Chinese stocks are going lower.

thats what they said last time and then came a gigapump

Yeah. I love it.

blackrock fink says market could fall even more

he thinks america is now a destabilizer of world economy

he thinks america is already in a recession

it's over

same
i would have been up 35% if I had sold puts at 9:45 am

I'm checking in with my guy at SpotGamma and yeah there's a massive gamma wall at 5,000 on SPX. The outcome truly depends on whether the vomma cyclone plays out or not. If it does, then the gamma wall will cave in.

How many MAGA BELIEVERS?

More Chinese and euro shills. They hate that their shit hole countries tied themselves directly to the US, and how in any crisis money flows away from them and into the US by default. The US can afford to do this for centuries at this point

He's a SOXL baggie

He missed the SVIX bottom

Oh no no no no

I'm worried about them but also I can't really do anything about it. They made terrible financial decisions and I'm retarded so it's taken all of my effort just to keep myself afloat. I can't and won't bail them out and that means I might have to witness a pretty brutal end to their lives

me after i run through wall street screaming like a mentally ill homeless man that they're pausing the tariffs

say thank you for this pump

meanwhile line goes up

why would you care what that faggot beak nosed jew thinks. this is the same retard who want's to see white people dead in the street,

At some point, AI unemployment will come.
I'm not even asking coworkers for complex topology problems anymore, it's AI all the way.
Same for consulting, I get better answers for generic law, strategy, medicine.
It's just that it still depends on input quality, because it works in steps.
Once it is stabilized enough to work long tasks, it will beat every office wagie there is.
And this is absolutely happening, in programming, I can already give it 20 step long tasks, and it doesn't get it wrong.
This is stuff that 80% of people could never be trained to do at lower error rate than AI already has.

>he thinks america is already in a recession

We knew that was the case 4 years ago already.

the insiders are keeping it for some reason, or people actually starkly refuse to believe in 103% tariffs on Jina

My old man passed away a few years ago, but I am pretty worried about my mom. She’s planning on retiring this year, but me and my sister (both of us are employed) are planning on talking her out of due to well everything.

guys, does the S&P 500 rise 8.62% in 34 minutes during bull markets or bear markets?

great depression drop had some of the best spike ups IIRC

We're gonna finish on green today

and it doesn't get it wrong.

i can tell you don't have an actual job since ai constantly makes libraries up and shits out spaghetti code.

why would you care about what a wildly successful finance goblin thinks about finance

gee, anon, iunno...

Im sitting on 1:20 cfd's and unless the market drops i will be paying it off for the next 10 years. Another "fake news" swing up and all my positions close.

why

Well hidden

The market is a shitcoin now. Trillions can be gained or lost at the whim of meme twitter accounts posting fake news

whats the 1%

dont forget that it refuses to go fucking down

Not me tho i love Trump. I get to the pump and dump the S&P 500 index? this is great.

if you believe a jew on anything your NGMI

People are still delusional thinking tariffs will be paused or retracted in the last minute.

Giga brain idea to play tariff chicken with the dude who grew up in the cultural revolution. It's not how to deal with Chinese, they don’t like losing face. And won’t…

On second thought... the optimal outcome would be to unleash Anon Babble on them.

cause i'm a retard that decided to play with borrowed money

Big brain Chad CHUDS.

balls of steel

Wat, no, I don't have any account tied to my W11 install

they need to stop being that
no point in both being delusional, and having high IV making options expensive
make up your mind faggots, is everything fine or are we collapsing

In the game of tariff chicken, I'm going to put my money on the guy who was able to keep his population in COVID lockdown for 3 years over the 80 year old lame duck administration who has run for President 3 times and never got > 50% of the vote.

Big brain Chad CHUDS.

if by this you mean trump shit eaters then its 26% jidf
1% of them just do it for free

Was it the whales pumping to trigger Stop Loses of retail investors who went short?

That extended COVID lockdown completely killed China's economy. This trade war will finish off what remains of it. Good luck.

Well yeah, their people will accept hardship. They're gonna play the long game. The goal is replacing the US as leader, and this chaos is perfect for that with every country looking for new trading partners.

NEW TARIFFS AGAINST CANADA

That extended COVID lockdown completely killed China's economy.

Is this really what Anon Babbletards believe?

Source?

ENOUGH

Please pump the market again I need to exit

country where the president was shot during campaign versus country where you will be executed in secret for criticising the government

no shit
huh

DO IT

Anyone?

most bearish signal I've seen today, actually maybe It won't pump today

this is the pump dumbass
i need it to dump SPY back to $582 or at least $594

The market volatility has enough people pissed off that the next election is already secured Democrat victory which should price in a few more things down the line. Overall I'm bullish still on the long term horizon. A good friend of mine who is conservative / right-wing / Republican just sent me this.

You start messing around with people’s investments and 401(k)s and you’re going to lose support — fast.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-07/us-hits-canada-lumber-with-34-duties-even-before-trump-tariffs

gonna have to get on upgrading anon, when eol comes online later this year they'll push a forced unavoidable update to fuck your system short of never connecting to the net again
they've closed most of the loopholes and work arounds, fortunately rufus still works afaik
local account users unite

I just wish linux wasn't so shit. Had to install something via CLI the otherday on my dual boot, in MINT! MINT. The most Windows of distros. How can these fucks have had decades and still can't nail something as simple as 'double click, install'?

lmao even is that a way.

Even though I hate Trump and MIGAs I have to admit that holding the global economy hostage for a worldwide shakedown is a really entertaining move. There's no way this retarded shit is a net positive for us in the end but at least I got something out of this.

He doesn't know you can lookup their name via the ai watermark they put in the speech bubbles now.

I'm too dumb to look at basic charts from the past 5 years, better make call him a chud! Ha, that'll show him!

is there any hour for the israel meeting?

The democrats (and establishment republicans) were driving the country off a financial cliff adding $2T to the deficit each year. This was the only choice.

wow, so now we're adding $5T since 2 wasn't enough!

muh deficit

Lol. Just wait until you see the new tax cuts.

Cool fake text conversation with your VOIP phone number, loser. Get a life.

Trump was responsible for a very large part of the deficit

so thats where the mstr strategy came from

In all honestly, how does anyone expect the market to go up?
The european markets dipped ranging from 4-6%, if the tariffs on consumer good weren't already making people tighter on their spending then how the fuck is europe (and asia by the way) going to spend money on US products or import from the US in the volume that they once did?
The market has already dipped 10% over 5 days

So what's the plan again

Because of stock market pulling back from ATH?

Incredibly retarded post but dont have the energy to address it

I have no idea why it's going the fuck up
it's literally people dreaming and shorters not shorting

what the fuck does the stock market have to do with the deficit you faggot, did you even look at the tax bill those retards wanted to pass?

pay us and also buy shit from us

Seems like a shakedown.

Everything will go to shit but at least it's entertaining

Navarro is a proponent of the notion that trade deficits are bad in and of themselves

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Navarro#Trade_deficits

BREAKING: BlackRock, $BLK, CEO Larry Fink has said: "We are probably in a recession right now"

it's retarded because nobody on earth can explain coherently why this is the solution. not that it doesn't seem like it would work, just what the solution even is beyond giving the economy masculine aura

Based and 100% true.

This

Namecalling is a great way to refute facts.

that only matters if people want it. for years people have been whining about all this stuff but only trump could actually bring on the correction

r8 Dad's analysis on the VIX stock

So what's the plan again

I'm not saying I support the plan, but china/vietnam/etc devalue their currency

Cool

I hate when the market finds a support level and doesn't want to beak through that. It has happened in the 3 last trading days

come on do something

Sounds like the family line ends with you so…

railroad coaster

perfectly level crab it is

The plan is for countries to eliminate the trade deficit and pay reparations for taking advantage of the US. (Not endorsing the plan, but that's literally what they want).

i bought the dip and im still losing
MAKE IT STOP

dotn expect it this time

I agree

harvard should be sued for giving this fag a phd and forcing this entire mess on us

Because you're pissing and shitting yourself over red numbers during a bull market that's lasted 15 years.

Wonder how that would go in real life. That be pretty fucking funny.

advantage

US was/is getting cheap shit for the fiat fugazzi tho. Sometimes made by borderline slave labor.

He's a dem that switched parties

LMAO

kek where did trump find these tards?

canada

that is an insanely tight consolidation on the SPY
we're gonna break out hard
in what direction who fucking knows but that shit will either rocket or plummet

ZOOM OUT ON THE FUCKING VIX CHART BUDDY. GO TO ALL TIME. MAX. ZOOM OUT BUDDY THIS IS BAD

tfw took a shit so big my pants fit better

Better than this crabbing nonsense anyhow

Markets are going full retard right now, they should be in freefall collapse, Trump just announced 100% tariffs on China. This is an excellent time for every retail investor to leave and liquidate all their positions. You will have no better time than this.

So right now, we're talking about around another trillion dollars lost.

Have you said thank you?

I think it’s time to go back tourist, between QAnonand the vaxx haven’t you embarrassed/isolated yourself enough? Imagine being so gullible as to believe all vatnik posts, lol. No wonder you are a genetic deadend.

Well, I don't agree with it but he's made it clear that's what he wants. He said 0 tariffs isn't enough, there has to be a surplus or at worse break even.

Nobody believes Trump so nobody is in full panic.

if you want a deeper explanation theres 3 camps in the trump admin as far as i can tell and they all agree on tariffs (for different reasons
Navarro as already said simply hates trade deficits and wants to use tariffs as a weapon
Stephen Miran has some complicated plan to completely change global trade and do a "Mar-A-Lago Accord"
his write up on the matter here: hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
and then a bunch of people who i wont name since they are a blob are china-hawks who are scared that america is becoming reliant on chinese manufacturing and wants america to make its own shit

trump was a republican that switched democrat that then switched republican again so its not surprising that he digs up people like this to follow him around.

fifty three gigachad bulls holding four hundred bears down by the neck somehow

does this one come back up?

so it turns out that the tariffs and retaliatory tariffs and the retaliatory retaliatory tariffs were already priced in last friday
this dip is literally NOTHING wtf
i was expecting another -5% kind of day today
whats a nigga godda do

Tom Lee has fallen

Okay it's really over. It's really fucking over. The biggest bull on Wall St. shitting his pants in fear. Hell is coming.

In this case I assume some think thank or advisement agency got him in because he was hard ball on trade and China then Trump liked what he had to say regarding

Trade deficit

See in Trump's view America can make everything and that's it's a superpower it's the main reason I was confused about Panama and Canada but it makes so much sense when you remember he like Navvarro thinks America is a industrial economy

People aren't taking Trump seriously, AGAIN

can SPY stay below $496 for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

Gee. Isn't there a risk for China responding with a complete and utter trade ban of their rare earth minerals to US companies? Elons battery factory in Shanghai can pretty kiss goodbye to their entire operations if that were to happen.

Tbf he supported Killary in 08

The market pumped on literal fake news and then found new support despite new tariffs. It makes no sense.

I'm starting to think people are too retarded to live

What happens on Wednesday?

Lmao, cope and seethe, you lost.

youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w
Lunch is over

your country is no longer economically competitive due to unaddressed domestic structural issues

you're too lazy to resolve those domestic structural issues

attempt to force other countries, who are increasingly successful and competitive, from selling to your citizens by tariffs

secure a paper victory in balance of trade because you tariff them

reduce your real wealth and product availability by half while creating domestic zombie companies with zero international competitiveness dependent on tariffs, producing goods with half the quality at twice the price

What a "win"!

America with some actual competent effort could be an extremely prosperous autarky similar to Japan's local business structure. But I doubt they are capable or will be allowed to truly rebuild American industry.

apple is probably sweating over the fact that all their factories are about to be nationalized to make huawei phones instead.

Guy wants a Mara a Lago accord

He can get that but make that clear to everyone and markets won't shit themselves also if they want to devalue the dollar then don't bitch if you lose muh sanction power

and now what?

literally nothing, markets will just go in a perfectly straight line

when traders jump from buildings, its time to buy

They are close to jumping negros

SAVA

Tariffs go in effect

In a white paper co-authored with Wilbur Ross, Navarro stated, "when a country runs a trade deficit by importing more than it exports, this subtracts from growth."

It's not even a meme or some weird negotiating tactic. They have actual 17th century mercantilists running the show. They are trying to accumulate fiat dollars like early modern kings were trying to stack gold ducats. Holy shit.

Nothing is priced in.
Everyone is living in their own fictional realities, sometimes penetrated by scam tweets.
Take my word, this is going to end in "the world will capitulate to our 100% tariffs any moment now, just 2 more weeks!" lasting for the whole 4 years.

fucking 1pm bot pump faggotry

What the fuck just happened?

The elders call this a "pennant"

Wheres new thread though?

Are we pumping?

wtf was that

Your fucked because the machines needed to make these factories run are made in the countries under 20-25 to 104 percent Tariffs

kek, nice consolidation

he thinks any of this is priced-in

it's literally nothing but coping, just like with the initial friday crash. Why do you think the fake news pump was so intense? Investors were looking for anything to justify staying in the market

yeah I'd presume nobody believes the tariffs as they've been planned will go to effect and if they will they will be short lived, deals will be negotiated

BUYING

back below 1% red

come the fuck on

yeah this is normal

Maybe plenty of investors are sitting at the sidelines and waiting already.

Are people still thinking this is some kind of 4D chess from Trump, rather than him just being utterly retarded as usual

jews pumping

Why SAVA. Redpill me on this stock

I'm seeing very normal movements

Hold, bros.

There will be more bargains to have once the market dumps another 20-30%

muh sanction power

Sanctions has never worked

this is so gay and retarded, perfectly organic movements

spy is literally a shitcoin

Absolute clown show

I'm sitting on the sidelines waiting for a fake pump to dump on.

what in the name of fuck

I don't understand how anyone could think that this man has played 4d chess ever. There hasn't been a SINGLE interview where Donald has proved that he had any idea what he was talking about.

Clown-ass kangaroo market

it's already coming back down

it's nothing but rug-pull after rug-pull today, isn't it?

Worked on Cuba. Worked on North Korea 20 years ago.

Does anybody have any insight on why volatility trading was disables this morning?
I'm asking for my friend. Apparently the VIX was way up so they bought an etd that shorts it and they ahit it down until the news passed that would have ripped that ETF up $5 and my friend half 10,000 shares. So thats 50k he was jewed out of.

you just missed it at 1pm precisely

rug pull monday

what about tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8
It's happening. Jews pumping was a smokescreen

Kek it literally is
$SPY to the moon saar

We have to wait for the big firms to fully exit their long positions and switch to short positions before the market will be allowed to fall further. Same shit happened in 2008.

The market should be considered fake until proven gay.

bro we build earth penetrating drone missiles, in house industry and factory equipment would be trivial to make with actual support from states and feds, it would take sustained effort with no grifting allowed which is anathema to the American way of policy and business. We aren't lacking the resources or tech to reindustrialize just everything is too fake gay and grifted.

I got greedy, wanted a bigger pump.

i want off the ride

mr buffett pls save me

Hey bro I am still here.
youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA

and I got greedy, wanted a bigger dump :/

That's what happened in Europe and Asia - some dumped, more decided to wait and see. But since there were no bulls, the price tanked in a predictable trajectory.
For WHATEVER reason, US clown house has significant number of bulls fighting with the bears. It's not market consensus - those investors are behaving like they are living in entirely different worlds.
I'm honestly starting to consider the possibility that significant portion of US market actually TRUSTS Trump bullshit.

Nice scamwick

DUMP IT

how many people got liqudated today?

We here in Anon Babble LOOVE chaotic bullshit, but normal people are in constant disbelief about these tariffs. They don't believe it can happen, and those who do believe it will happen have psy-opped themselves into thinking it's a good thing.
Let's find out what happens this week!

We’re gonna crab for days aren’t we

I refuse to let myself believe that I can see this bullshit beforehand, I'm too retarded. there's simply no scenario I can imagine where this is greentown USA

Why is he visiting?

it's good to see you're still alive

wait for Wednesday

Not enough Bog. Dump it harder, US has no business closing this close to 0.

The reality of the situation will hit them on Wednesday and Thursday when the tariffs actually go into effect. Til then, it's crabbin time.

woah buddy

youtube.com/watch?v=hnbneKvdBCM

I think it'll be crabbing in a downwards motion until trump makes another public address

there's going to be a big short sequel about this in five years isn't there

CLF

new
new
new
x

2 more days trust the plan patriQt

It'll be over Iran

If we don't get another big pump, I'm gonna dump my remaining bags EOD.

Lol I had to come back as a tourist in a board/thread I once was a regular in. I mean cmon I had to see what my old smigger friends are up to

I don't browse here much either nowadays, but this tariff shitshow is too much fun.

Israel is kind of a shithole to live in

Ngl it might impact my real life (my employers funds are somewhat exposed to the market and it might actually mean we have to conserve cash / no pay raises) but it's so fucking fun. I'm enjoying it even if it genuinely is stressful

I bet you're really fun at parties.

short stocks

fake news pause announced

wiped out instantly

Murder suicide upon the entire world

gamble

lose

this is the casino's fault

in normal conditions it wouldn't even move enough to do that