/smg/ - Stock Market General

youtu.be/Y5tjtUFL0j4

The person who came up with that fake news is probably sweating buckets right now, lmfao.

it's gonna crater. the blip up was a scary indicator of the fear

So who spread the lie? China mad about their market collapse? Wall Street hedge fundy wanting an exit pump? Europeans?

RATS ARE PLUMMETING

RATS ARE PLUMMETING

RATS ARE PLUMMETING

took a shit and saw my puts nearly lost my entire portfolio and am now green again

When the world kneels.

1 more pump please, I didn't finish offloading my bags

boomer fell for fake news and bought my nvidia bag @$101

KEK

just makes shit up

I am not sure if we are winning or not.
But I know a lot of Put buyers just got royally fucked. Lmao.

AH SHIT NIGGA PULL UP

Fake news from a one (uno) Twitter account is enough to briefly pump the market

What's going on? My paper ticker isn't coming in fast enough.

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2Oj57OJYA

I GOT ON MY SHIT KICKERS
SMOKE COMING OUT FINGERS AGAIN
CAN'T FUCK WITH THE PHYSICAL WORLD
CUZ I COMPLY WITH THE POWERS THAT B

Actual clown fiesta market

THERES A HUGE MALE TURKEY RIGHT BY MY WINDOW WJAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE MARKET ITS A VERY AUSPICIOUS SIGN

THE SECOND DARTH MAUL LIGHTSABERS OF THE YEAR BRING ON THE HALVING!!

ez fucking money

NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK GO BACK UP PLEASE

people actually got baited into a textbook bull trap

NIGGER!

Institutions. You could see them pummeling the uptrend with dumps. Retail got played like a goddamn fiddle.

does anyone unironically believe the stock market reflects tangible economic reality after today?

mine went from $1k to $100 now back to $800

The pump happened before the fake news dropped

BLACK MONDAY MY ASS, CRAMER WAS WRONG AGAIN LOLOLOLOL

this is unbelievably retarded

But trust is gone in the market right? No one will believe literal lies to keep the clown car going right?

DONALD TRUMP JUST TOLD ME HE'S GOING TO FUCK XI'S MOTHER

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Nice dead cat bounce you got there bullcucks

TOPKEK

holy shit kek down we go

the organization who put out those headlines should have their heads lined

I'm 100% cash and missed the Rheinmetall dip, i'm gonna fucking kms it's OVER

the board of hardened traders unironically fell for a bull trap

My 5 says -10%

Another thread where retailies pretend their miniscule amount of money is enough.to pump the market.

That news had nothing to do with the pump.

falling for the classical dead cat bounce

algos read any and all tweets and trade on that..?

youtube.com/watch?v=7xYGuheq1TM&ab_channel=TristynFoley
MARKET THEME
A
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K
E
T

T
H
E
M
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why won't the world buy our beef

I just need SOXL to hit 7, fucking Zerohedge. Bulgarian Vatnik low IQ doomer porn. I was so fucking close!
It hit 7.50, so fucking close!

the world economy is just a shitcoin now kek

STFU JERK

Is this amount of volatility normal?

hardened traders

Anon Babble

snibby snibby

Fuck I should start making fake news to pump the market

source: I had a hunch

Are you enjoying the schizophrenic markets?

MUH FUCKIN BONDS TOO???? WTF!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Trading view is not working!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERS!

GUYS BREAKING NEWS, DONALD TRUMP JUST ORDERED A BIG MAC INSTEAD OF THE TWO CHEESEBURGER MEAL. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

As a software engineer who works at fidelity, this market is really fucking up my morning.

investors are extremely scared and the white house policy is so schizophrenic that markets will surge up or down 3% at the drop of a hat

seems to describe reality well enough to me

Hey Anon Babble what is this trend called?

at least we are having fun, right kids?

WAY DOWN WE GO GO GO GO

you're not some owner of esoteric knowledge little guy
no shit a bunch of shorts getting raped in the span of ten minutes went beyond retail dollars

Why did he do it bros?

Diamond hands are important to have

youtube.com/watch?v=qLlpoiNvE2k

who works at fidelity

thoughts and prayers

lmao

Not 20 hell even 10 years ago

money
MONEY money

Yes the S&P500 regualrly swings up 6% then back down 3%

This market is getting dead cat bounced on as hard as my dick in the dumpster behind the animal shelter

I'll bet. I can't imagine the all hands on deck situation you're in right now. I know what it's like to be in a war room during Black Friday on a retail site; my heart goes out to you anon.

The 'telling lies no papa' market trend

Is there any other instances of the President just going full retard of this magnitude?

WE'RE SO BACK

ITS SO OVER

a what

WEIMAR BROS WE ARE SO BACK GIRLS WILL BE CHEAP AGAIN

someone do the JEB! meme, but it's trump in front of the S&P500 chart crashing

pls and thank you

a reverse moron

Diamond hands

we're back to this dogshit huh

cunt index near green

suck harder milei, don't let it drop

Clown market
youtube.com/watch?v=cTuau_Sa9Ls

Covid comes to mind, and every single leader of every country

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Bobo won

Ok but what did he write about it on Truth Social? How did Elon respond in his retweet of the Autism Capital screencap?

they all so badly want it to be over

Lmao traders think they are dealing with a rational actor

NQ

Standard meme bounce came off a monthly support line. Got pushed fairly hard but no big deal

fake news out of twitter went to even the legit market sites, turbo fucking blowout, algos just keep buing for hundreds of points, one of the craziest I've ever seen

This market is adrenaline drenched and pissed now, why the fuck should they not dump everything this afternoon when the heart rates slow down. It's a fucking clown show and usually the head fiance guy would now be out declowning desperately. Good luck with that.

jesus christ
imagine being able to hop on this and get out in time

Most I've laughed at Anon Babble for fucking years, god bless the orange retard

Are all trading view indicators down LOL

Why does it feel like the 90 day pause is coming eventually they just have to spin it properly first

Someone who told that lie clearly doesn't understand the media landscape. They thought that this lie could last instead of being immediately swatted out of the sky

Walmart isn't dipping

C'mon, give me an in. We're going to start seeing record profits again just like covid.

Maybe I can still buy the nintendo dip.

WE ARE SO BACK

ITS OVER

WE ARE SO BACK

ITS OVER

WE ARE SO BACK

ITS OVER

This is going to continue for the rest of the week isnt it?

I am an expert on this pattern from trading many pump and dumps

This is a "stock" that's about to dump by another 30% in 3 months, praise God that put liquidity is massive on it

"Disclaimer" in Finnish.

disclaimer

and WALLAH just like that you can manipulate the global markets!

retard

Wait wait wait
Hold up
You mean to tell me that people are so fucking desperate for any sign of relief that a totally unfounded rumor that came out of the blue was enough to pump global indices into the green?
Jesus fuck. The cope is real.

HELP!

diamond hands

go back

I could have made >$1000 dollars in one trade today, but I'm not going to post the screaming gif because I am still proud of myself for knowing the pump was fake and gay.

It's probably going to be 60 days

I can't fucking buy or sell shit because the brokerage I use is stick in delayed price mode

the cat before bouncing

DOWN ONCE MORE
TO THE DUNGEONS
OF MY RED DESPAIR

more than a week

THEYRE STILL TRYING TO PUMP

THE NEWS CAME TO ME IN A DREAM

DOUBLE DEAD CAT BOUNCE?????

This is straight up market manipulation isn't it?
You just know mfs are insider trading like there's no yesterday.
Honestly at this point I can't do nothing but laugh at this shitshow

They announce once they see the markets drop

That was pretty funny. The Homers stock broker pic broke me.

tumbling down status?

posts a finishing lot

hello retard

Moar like the rest of Drumpf's term.

Anyone holding AMZN atm? I feel like we have had to of reached the bottom right?

SURELY its not going to reach an all time low?

responsibility freedom phrase

no one wants the party to be over

Wh-what?

So if short I become a millionaire???

current conditions are pretty extreme and rare, once in a decade kind of stuff

IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
GUILLOTINE

Stock market is crypto now

is finland even real?

WHY WONT IT FALL LOWER

I am so confused on what is supposed to be happening
I don't know what to do

Yeah, because Elon is probably gonna keep trying to pump the market into a delusion that 'it's OK actually no need to impeach the President'.

But that won't erase the tariffs and a can of coke shooting up from $2 a can to $5 a can.

People don't *want* to believe this is happening; they'll take any fantasy that's credible to try and find relief. But the facts are this is happening until Orange Man decides he doesn't want to play with his economic advisor toy any more.

That was probably hardest upward swing in the history of the US stock market. We've seen flash crahshes before where algorithms end up causing s feed back loop which pushes everything down, never up.

Yes

well?

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN
DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

WE'RE BACK

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

someone IN THE TRUMP ADMIN says they will do 90-day pause

THE WHITE HOUSE then says its "fake news"

they just made a lot of money didnt they

YAH

For the remainder of Kali Yuga you mean

Until they pump it to short squeeze you and then dump everything back.

SHEEEEEIT nigga we is in a crab market motherfucker aint NO ONE making money fuck ALL y'all

NICE TRY

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME~

People right now need even the smallest dose of hopium I guess.

AGAIN

AGAIN

AGAIN

The only explanation that makes any sense, at this point, is that trump is intentionally crashing the market.

Fear permeating the markets

I ordered bear, they gave me crab.

No. And neither is a "bull trap". :DDD

You mean to tell me that people are so fucking desperate for any sign of relief that a totally unfounded rumor that came out of the blue was enough to pump global indices into the green?

You see it now, anon? There is no plan. No one in control.

Quite the opposite. You think someone manipulated 50 trillion dollars? This is proof conspiracies are easy to believe but dumb, and most of reality is the madness of crowds.

Possibly could be like this for the next 4 years, given that trump like's to use mafia tactics which make's him fucking unpredictable.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trump is internationally crashing the market

Wow what gave you that idea

Stock market right now bearish, fuck you bears for ruining my pumps.

how many put fags got liquidated by the scam wick?

It's ALWAYS crab

This is already how traders lived back when helicopter Ben ruled the market with an iron fist

fugggg :DDDDDD

i think the distance between reality and the fantasy of the stock market has increased a lot, causing it to be incredibly sensitive to undeniable, tangible, economic crises.

i think because the market is so out of touch with reality, that, when its forced to acknowledge real economic factors, it naturally results in the market going down, in general.

i think being forced to reflect reality, is a bad thing for a market that is propped up by fantasy.

I can't log into IBKR, anyone else?

I voted for every second of this

If you believe in globalism whatsoever, kill yourself right now, this is financial advice

OH HO HO HO HO HO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHHE

Don't cry at the casino

it was someone in the Trump admin goys!

NO WE DIDN'T JUST LIE TO PUMP OURSELVES

Cope. It was litterally just a suggestion to pause to 90 days that CNBC decided reported as a fact. This was blatant fraud from Wall Street

My expiry isn't until next week and my puts were at 0.01 so not me lol

imagine if the situation was reversed

Today is the textbook illustration of funds propping up their shit to pass on their bags on retail.
I'm EXTREMELY bearish.

it's pumping again

Kek that squeeze was literally a bigger market mover than liberation day

What happened why line go up who tweeted?

whats going to happen when the china tariff nuke hits on thursday?

Before I chalked it up to him being retarded

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Yes. The king of saudi is worth 430 trillion and can easily do that.

I choose crab.

bro who is buying right now

People just buying the dip

I think Americans are just retarded it's the reason why they coonsoom so much goyslop

seriously why is it going up if the tariff pause is take
this is beyond irrational

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He held onto puts with VIX at $53

ngmi

Did someone post that Trump was considering a pause again?

Just woke up from my siesta
wtf is going on

Based, especially after that Clown pump. This market is completely bullshit and needs to drop

Based and same.

no truth social post in 20 minutes

what's he planning?

Is there even such a thing as a panic crab. What is the psychology behind it? What will break it? Fundamentals dictate line go down unless Something Ever Happens

nobody knows, thats the fun part

men are the crazy voice hearing fucks

Peak kino markets

wtf is going on

wtf is going on

fiesta

TRUMP DON'T POST PLEASE

Yeah the market is so fake and gay and has been since 2010 and I just want it to end

my bot is thriving in this chaos

I'm not surprised anymore. Hope is an illness.

KILL EVERY SINGLE SLURPER

HE NEEDS TO SAY TARIFFS ARE REAL GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AGAIN SO PEOPLE NOW IT'S COMING

TEH GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

i think because either 'the news is indeed true' or 'euros bent the knee'

panic crab

Balls deep in RDDT and TQQQ monthly calls right now

A R T
O F
T H E
D E A L

after hearing the rumor of a 90 day pause on tariffs, I've decided thats the perfect idea!!!!!11!

first support at ~$155
big support at ~$140
last line of defense at ~$90

If anyone is somehow earning money from today's market, you have my respect. I don't even know if it's going to drop or rise anymore.

You CANNOT begin to try and figure this out

12 mins

213 posts

TROLLED

How many days did the fed wait before stepping in at the last time?
What if the fed is stubborn how long do they wait then?

The head of the commerce dept, Howard Lutnick, is in charge of the tariff plan. He owns a finance company that is all in on long bonds. Of course it's intentional, its good for the ruling class, they consolidate power at the bottom while everyone else is shaken off like a bad case of the fleas.

S&P -0.3%

Nasdaq +0.12%

VIX +11%

If there wasnt such a thing as a panic crab this is it now, jesus christ

shart of the retard

Nicely done anon

why yes I voted for orange man, how did you know?

see markets are healing already

I can’t wait to make shoes and jeans at 500$/hr

TRUMP JUST TWEETED
''EUROPE AND ASIA ARE BEING VERY UNFAIR IN NEGOTIATIONS, I AM INCREASING THE TARRIFS TO 30% ON TOP OF WHAT WAS ALREADY IN PLACE''

You called anon?

classic cock and balls formation

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING VOLATILITY IVE SEEN SHITCOINS MOVE LESS

WHY IS THE DOW MOVING 600 POINTS A SECOND????

Why would the fed step in for a 0% day. We'd have to see a 20% down week after the tarrifs kick in for jerome to shoot the gun

ALL PANICANS WILL BE TAKEN TO THE APFELSINE CONCENTRATION CAMP

The only thing more based than a white man is a schizo white man.

is that more fake news bra

GOD I WISH

What were the EU's tariffs before Trump sperged out lsat week?

Like a roller coster, everything went back to +0%

Okay we're back. Back up the truck, lads.

Entire world circuit breaks

SPY +0.2

WHY IS IT PUMPING AGAIN

TRUMP: The EU, China, all these countries—now they’re begging to get rid of the tariffs. They never thought we'd be this tough. They thought they could take advantage of America forever, but no more. We’re in the driver’s seat now. We're not just going to take any deal—they're going to have to give us what we deserve. It’s all about fairness, folks. And guess what? America is winning, and we're going to keep winning. BIGLY.

Lmao, US wants to get rid of the trade deficit.
This has nothing to do with tariffs
Trump already said getting rid of reciprocal tariffs aren’t part of the deal

based and checked

This post is made by a seething euro of Chinese angry that the US stock market controls their life

HERE WE GO AGAIN

GDP forecast is negative and inflation is going to explode due to tariffs. The fed ain't gonna do shit this time, they have no room to cut rates. If they do that means MASSIVE inflation. JPow is going to sit comfy on the sidelines and watch the mess he had no part in.

our president played golf with Trump not that long ago in Florida IIRC they seem to getting along pretty well, can expect zero tariffs for Funland

The struggle between the market as a value-finding instrument and the market as an infinite money casino.

The jews are stealing my money.

TALK MORE SHIT BOBO
TALK MORE SHIT

lmao another big pump

whatever is going on today, I'm glad I stepped out of it
geez

too coherent

HAHAHA HAHAHA

indices back up

AGAIN

i have no idea what is going on

TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S RESCINDING THE PENGUIN TARIFFS

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

stop please, I can only get so erect

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Now we wait for the markets to react to this post

back in the green

i just dont know what to think anymore, and im pretty sure nobody else does either

he thinks the money was ever (((his)))

Theres nothing schizo about hearing your thoughts in your head

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

There is a candlestick on the Dow going between 2000 points

What’s the next step in his master plan

thanks, unfortunately it's just a paper account for now. first week going live (on a paper acct), which I'm actually kind of grateful for as I get to see how it handles exceptional volatility before throwing real money in.

RDDT and SPY going to 95 and 510 EOD

I have fucking whiplash right now

30, single

$40k in a non-interest-accruing savings account

$10k in a govvie IRA

no credit cards, just a debit card

no debt

no stocks

no crypto

have a good boomer dad with property to fall back on if times get really tough

it's weird watching this as a passive spectator... will this really be as bad as 2008?

is this another trap
i have so many fell for it again awards

THE BULL RUN IS HERE BOYS

NEW TRUMP

I mean can you blame him at this point? The markets are a clown show that the US compeltly controls. No one can stop it in wall street or market street. Welcome to America Victorum

THIS MARKET IS KINOOOOOOO

ANAL SEX

pretty much yeah. I think it's congress that has to revoke the "national emergency" underpinning the tariff order

It will be part of the deal now because the world making any sort of concession to the US for a problem he created is a massive win for him.

VIX is almost as high as the covid flash crash

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GO PLUS 800 TO -200 WITHIN A MINUTE??!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE KANGAROO MARKET IS BACK
DID YOU SAY THANK YOU TODAY???

Puts were up $1000 now at 0

ITS DUMPING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

worldwide indexes

Sane and based on reality

American indexes

Schizo and cringe

why are trading view indicators down lol

Losing a lot of money but at least I'm laughing I guess

It's going to be wild for the next few hours as everyone realises the news was fake.

monday was the gay crab day before it shits the bed on tuesday

I unironically think at this point that markets have been truly buck broken and they are piling into the US out of fear

SOXL is only going up from here sorry

Fucking hell

i was born in volatility. Molded by it.

Truly, the biggest snib that ever snabbed.

Max vix with zero movement

Shut up Satan, you lost

long term high Tariffs

Is he aware that's caused by his first trade war with them or no ?

I hate that you’re right

not even 30 minutes from opening and the volume on SPY is getting close to double the average

this market is being driven by insanity

End of week rugpull is going to be glorious

WHAT IS THIS?!!?!?!?!?!?

Every single time the market pumps trump posts on his gay ass faggot boomer platform and kills any momentum into a dump

the market is not feeling so good

rising wedgy incoming

Kys incel neet. Momma won’t live forever.

verification unrequired

extreme hopium for a pause in the tariffs, despite a blatant lie of them happening, is enough to rebuild support over 5K

bonkers

I believe they call it's rhe last hopium American markets better get ready for Wednesday

she wants to break out

piling into the US out of fear

ironic.. but true. US will be even more dominant. Surely Trump will negotiate a golden art piece of deal with everyone

Massive changing of wealth
The big dogs are likely as clueless as us

CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY AT ONCE

he's slaughtering bulls and edging bears

YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND
LIKE A GIRL
CHANGES CLOTHES

It'll all dump on Wednesday when the tariffs are actually in

He wants it to dump for his ccp Russian masters

Literal mania

Billionaires are buying EVERYTHING. This is it, this is the big push to neofeudalism.

what is happenin on wednesday anons?

its funny because i wanted trump to win the first election because i thought he'd do shit like this and cause a global collapse, and was bummed he didn't do shit

be me holding $UVIX rn

I'm always getting fucked over by some stupid shit with the stock market why do I even bother with it's nonsense? The crypto market is based on more tangible hard information than the actual stock market.

i love this cheeto fucker even if he is crashing the market.

BIGLY

trillions of dollars changing hands based on some old man tweets

Lmao

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! TRUMP UNLEASHES PROSPERITY! truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297105906469195

I shouldn't have been a panican

Are teriffs skibidi enough for economy? Critics say other.
We are yet to receive a BOOM score from AJ and big justice.
No comment from the Rizzler yet. I’ll keep you posted

Just a hard-on the stock market has for winning. Look at how excited it is.

The market survive purely based on hopium, and hopium alone. Insane.

ee tried to time ze market? release ze fake news

poomp eet eight percent until he fomos

now make the call to CNBC and doomp eet

when he sells, poomp eet again on ze same fake news

now pull ze trading platform so he cannot buy

Tariff day

What stage are we in again

IT'S A BULL RUN
BUY BUY BUY
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

someone "credible" needs to tweet out that the usa is embargoing all of europe and china.

TRUMP IS GOING ALL IN ON ONIONS

Tariffs come into effect.

Trumps deal. the deal to end all deals.

Basically people are finding out that the US does actually control everything

nah, i now think trump is unironically manipulating the market with his ''OTHER COUNTRIES ARE BEGGING US FOR 0 TARIFFS'' tweets

Someone at the WH from Trump's entourage literally sent that shit to Bloomberg, only to manufacture his exit pump.
And this guy risked a lot to do that, might get caught, but did it anyway. This is how bad it is. He knows what's coming.

Sell, sell for your lives. Take the opportunity he gave you.

What the hell is going on? Down -3% then up 2% then down again - this is like a banana republic stock market lmao

traders must be making bank now

SIR A SECOND TWEET HAS HIT THE TOWERS

Propaganda used to be effective

tariffs come into effect

Hang Seng -13%

Never bet against America

SP500 is green. Literally nothingburger (as always)

First one possibly just wait for this retard and don't listen unless it's from the horses mouth

I was Bianchi had not killed himself

We're Barrack

Boomers buying the dip are fucked and deserve what they get

These tards are gonna fall for a bulltrap again

Nah man 8% gains in 30 minutes is normal. Get more time in the markets

IT'S GOING TO TO THE MOON
PUTTING MY LIFE SAVINGS AND MORTGAGE ON THIS ONE

Cramer calling black monday was the bottom signal

Best korea tier

Why is this actually happening right now?

how badly is amazon going to get hit by the tariff stuff?

Nah it was Ackman crying on Twitter
That was the real confirmation

I BOUGHT TP

THIS ISN'T A DEAD CAT BOUNCE
THIS IS SOMETHING MORE ADVANCED
THIS IS A SHORT LADDER ATTACK

literally who is buying

kek

Because Trump.

There's a huge amount of capital invested in US equities and a lot of people have an almost religious conviction in line go up, but only when it comes to the US market. You have to wait until American businesses start dropping like flies for stock prices to begin reflecting reality.

and you
PMS
like a bitch
I would know

raped. 70% of the products are chinese trash

my sqqq............

The entire market is now the inverse Cramer index. He said black Monday and the market reacted with "not for the US"

All these PANICANS ITT

elon

GO BACK DOWN

SOXLSHILL DID YOU BUY THE DIP? IT'S FUCKING +11%.

VIX to 100

Uneducated MIGAtardism

Most of amazondls garbage is literal dropship shit from china
All those listings are gonna fucking vanish overnight

just hodl until wednesday bro
if it doesnt fall then, then just fucking give up on markets

Me

Badly unless they can find a reroute

Why are people so bullish on it today then? It was blood green today with spy deep in the red, after having recovered 10%.

my rope arrives Wednesday morning

x.com/unusual_whales
THIS FAGGOT JUST WIPED TWO DAYS WORTH OF TWEETS FROM HIS PAGE AFTER POSTING 90 DAY FAKE

NO REFUNDS

NO REFUNDS

NO REFUNDS

NO REFUNDS

COVID showed the US that the world can't be trusted to actually do trade. Biden dipped his toes into what is going on now, but Trump is going Gung ho. He will provably win because ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO One prepared for this despite COVID basicslly showing this was going to happen

OH NO NO NO NO DRUMPFIES

me a trader just sitting in cash

I made money last summer trading but been chickenshit ever since. Can't believe it's been a year. Oh well the 4% risk free has been nice and things finally came around as I predicted

SELL SELL SELL
TIME TO SELL

KEK

DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck that guy

And you
Overthink
Always speak
Critically
I should know
That youuuuuur no goooooood for meeeeeeehhhh

If their merciful they'll put him in the same cell as tyler

After that short rape nobody is selling. The uptrend feeds itself then. Until it doesn't. Like now.
Welcome to markets.

HE FELL FOR THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE AGAIN

Orange turd is gonna pause tariffs as "negotiations pour in"

Shitcoin market

I think the markets will consolidate for a few days from here.

Sitting in cash is nice, I didnt sell earlier in the year and I'm stuck on this wild ride (down)

this may be the biggest penguin trade deal in history

Nothing has actually changed. In fact there was fake fucking news

Market still goes up

???
Where the fuck is this random ass confidence coming from?

SELL REDDIT SELL

Musk is literally prying the exit window open for y'all with fistfuls of cash. He thinks he's convincing you it's all fine and there's nothing to see here, but this is a great opportunity to get out.

its not healthy that tweets can create or destroy 2 trillion dollars

You sound like a poor genetic deadend. It’s not Klaus’s fault your such an angry loser, LOL!

ACTIVATE IT TRUMP PLEASE

As intended

I still see them, not sure if it's because I use xcancel rather than the actual site because

having a twitter account

but this is a pretty funny series of messages

It's live crab snab.

At this point I have been fully convinced everything is going to be a nothingburger in a week. The EU is spreading its pussy open for us, no retaliatory tariffs.
And later today Netanyahu is visiting and at the press conference later Trump will announce that Israel has met all the goals

Litterally confirmed fake news

kek here we go again

RDDT +2,34 (2,69 %)

he doesn't know

The VIX has aids

JUST IN: European Union says it's ready to discuss zero-for-zero tariffs with the US.

JUST IN: President Trump says countries from all over the world have reached out to negotiate new trade deals.

And down we go AGAIN

Faith in Burger exceptionalism unironically

Dont bet against america jack

lmao

no retaliatory tariffs

That is definitely not what they just said at the foreign relations conference an hour ago.

Oh yes that will happen and then the Tariffs will come and the markets will tank

uk is already in negotiations with TRUMP for a free trade deal.

So atleast UK shit wont be completely fucked.

where new bread

Retail is fucking dumb, tale as old as time. Can't see a manufactured (literally) exit pump.
The ones in the system ate the ones doing that fake pump, btw.
Trade accordingly.

Why is that Bizonacci video where Sminen and Bogdanoff are fighting actually playing out today?

holy fucking shit

It's more mild dumps for the US and giga dumps from the rest of the world. The US is slowly pricing in the tariffs to be about a year's worth of losses while the rest of the world is going to collapse

welcome to fake and gay

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN? COUNTRIES ARE NEGOTIATING

TRUMP WON

Lol

Gold dropping

is this a good sign

He WANTS the tarrifs, it was never a negotiation tactic

he doesn't know it was just another rumor

topkek

Netanyahu is visiting and at the press conference later Trump will announce that Israel has met all the goals

he's such a shabbos goy holy shit

bake it

Can SOXL please dump to $7 already

Back to our regularly scheduled black swan event

Panicans are worse than niggers, beaners, and indians!

DEPORT ALL PANICANS

This dump is because a literal lie was told and people bought in it. CNBC is fucking dead

IT'S SO OVER

WE'RE SO BACK

IT'S SO OVER

WE'RE SO BACK

IT'S SO OVER

WE'RE SO BACK

IT'S SO OVER

WE'RE SO BACK

IT'S SO OVER

WE'RE SO BACK

IT'S SO OVER

WE'RE SO BACK

The EU tariffs were around 2-5%.
They'll sell mongo his own fake tariffs (really)

If tariffs pass then it's joever.

BUY JEPI RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!
$JEPI
$JEPI
$JEPI

Down we go lol

GET READY TO BUY

Bread is so fucking stale

It's only going up byb

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the...
FFFLLLLLLOOOOOOORRR

BUDDY SHOULD I BUY APPLE COMPUTER

incorrect, the deal artist wants a deal. he can't actually have the tariffs, the national emergency will be lifted eventually

Why are you so CONFIDENT IN THE MARKET???

i just got a feeling y'know?

praise the Lord. I could never tell whats high quality because of the thousands of chinese scam items and fake reviews.

Yes

Israel has met all the goals

Isreal still gets billions of US tax dollars each year

Our greatest ally dropping their tariffs. Brings a tear to your eye.

twitter?

BUYING COMING SOON

Congratulations, /smg/
you played yourself
again
thanks for the money, dummy!

Why didn't you exited the pump?

Exactly what I was thinking kek
even ENDS with a crab market hahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLU

NEGOTIATING

aka nothing

Of course everyone is negotiating lol.

US must come at the negotiation table of we're gonna retaliate

Mutts: "EUROPE FOLDED!!!!!"

???

I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT 5 MINUTES AGO WTF DO YOU MEAN IT'S DROPPING.

bake a new one

vix today

down 10+ points

Owari da, bears. Don't be wedded to your positions.

For clothing amazon added a filter for "top brands". It's a chink shit filter. I wish that was available for all searches but it seems to be specific to clothing and footwear.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A PANICAN, Anon Babble

Not buying your bags

BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY NOW

AAAHHHHHHHHHHQJAHAHWQHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPP MEEEE

CUZ YOURE HOT AND YOUR COLD
YOURE YES AND YOUR NO
YOURE IN AND YOURE OUT
YOURE UP AND YOURE DOWN

WE APPROVED OF RETALIATION

*euro markets and Chinese markets collapse*

A-ACTUALLY WE WANT YOU TO NEGOTIATE!

new bread

Weve reached a point whrre the stock market has become a bigger retard casino than fucking crypto

That twitter account is about to get fucked

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

oh shit.

this is the avarage thinking process of traders right now

FUCKING HOLD ITS NOT BOTTOMED OUT YET

Bull trapped!

I hate Russians so much it’s unreal. I steal and fuck with them everytime Im in Turkey.

sudden dump

erm what the bog

2% drop in 5 seconds on n100

DLTR

lmao wtf

Wwwwtwfwt

Only Americans depend on stocks with their lives.

What the actual fuck is this bullshit

What just happened?

free fall time :)

On the other hand, it means if you can find some chink shit on Amazon it's also available on aliexpress for a fraction of the price. like 10x as cheap sometimes. It's crazy how many people pay a premium to Amazon for no reason, then complain how expensive everything is.

The EU is spreading its pussy open for us

1st EU condition: no more chicken tax
all your light trucks are belong to us

Press 1 if you hate Drumpf

trump just halted talks with china and will raise china tariffs to 50%

The big investment banks are doing there Quarterly predictions Friday. I’d hold till than but otherwise yea.

You sound like a poor genetic deadend

I have 6 kids and make 300k with my family business

Eat my sack nigger

LOL

Buy to Open 10:22 AM $18.35
Sell to Close 11:18 AM $23.76

Went from negative to +$1000 to negative again to +$500

wtf

based

BREAKING: Trump says that if China does not withdraw its 34% increase above their already long term trading abuses by tomorrow, the United States will impose ADDITIONAL Tariffs on China of 50%

Its down 3% today.