WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we hit the bottom

HOW THE FUCK IS PUMPING HIGHER?!?!

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE BLACK MONDAY

I AM SIDELINED BECAUSE OF YOU IDIOTS

They are just killing the massive amount of shorts. Same with stocks.

Turns out you cant tariff crypto after all.Dumb retards selling at every fucking news.

Yiddish scare tactics. You like goyim?

YOU DOUBTED THE DONALD HAHAHAHA

APOLOGIZE.
RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

retail getting raped by trump and his cronies with inside information

This is it. It's happening.

almost back tested the first high

you guys didn't fall for that scamwick did you

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And w'allah we're back at 80k baby

Jim Cramer said that there's going to be a crash.

You do the opposite of what he says.

THE RUN THE GOLDEN RUN

ITS REAL

All you had to do was buy bitcoin and wait

Bro betting on daddy j pow to come to the rescue today. Late day sell off will continue after emergency fed meeting nothing burger. mark these words

Seems like a liquidation pump, holy shit we're going below 70k

He did it. The madman did it. Free trade, 0 tariffs, every nation bowing down and no more manipulation of currencies. A golden age of peace, US manufactoring restarted, all criminals deported, white majority US, young families can afford houses, AI revolution prints nearly unlimited goods and services at low cost, law and order, ww3 averted, cabal defeated

We all gonna make it.

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Holy HECKN crap! The supercycle golden shower bullrun is finally about to happen! I just need another 20x to break even! LFG

and the pump is already over
get ready for black tuesday

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK I SHORTED!

WE ARE SO B-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

it's over

See you guys in 10 minutes when the scam wick is over and we go back down to 75

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

T-TURN DOWN FOR WHA?
WHA? WHA?

*ber-ner ner. nernerner. ber-ner ner. nerner*

TURN DOWN FOR WHA

TRUMP MIGHT CAVE IN

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Take your meds.
The stock market isn't real.

AAAAAA THIS IS THE GREATEST DEPRESSION SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION
DARKNESS ENVELOPES US ALL

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It's over. SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

Wasn't in the actual news clip, and White House has said "lol no". Expect this dead cat bounce to collapse ASAP

markets being driven by hearsay

is this normal?

yes
the day-to-day and hour-to-hour fluctuations of the stock market are meaningless and it's been like this for decades

Dow is fluctuating like a shitcoin.

Fucking told you, retards.

Ok, It's happening again. DON'T SELL
WAGMI!!!

He bought? DUMP IT

OH NONONONONONONONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY

peak clown market. "trust is gone" they say and the second they see some copium shit pumps like never before

the mm guys should be beaten up. how is it fair that they steal the profits by manipulating with the government supplied infinite funding

think now's a great time to buy a house... maybe even some commercial real estate. what could go wrong

just reacting to drumpfs incompetent hires

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omg jpow’s tie is purple!

BUY BUY BUY

it’s all fake and gay. Welcome to maximum jewery

Holy fuck that's true. If anything this clownshow pump shows that the markets need to be much lower

HOLD THE LINE BTC MARINES

The penguin island should still be tariffed. Fuck those little smug bitces!

The boomer stock market is now a ultra volatile shitcoin KEK

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I always short when Anon Babbletards are hopeful

74.5k

81.5k in less than half a day

immediately dumps back down to 78k

This is some funny money alright kek. Schizo markets, best markets.
Just so. See being just a variant of Trump's CHYNA meme and yet what it did to this dumb market.

He sold?

Just when you thought the world couldn't possibly turn into more of a clownworld shitshow.

You didn't get caught in the bull trap, right anon?