Oopsie!
Oopsie!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE ARE DOING IT AGAIN THE ENDLESS BACK AND FORTH WE ARE GOING TO 2K SPX
saying that after the entire asian markets got massacred
sheesh
Fake news
enjoy the first of many dead cats over the next 3.75 years anons, that fucking feline is made out of rubber
debunked
already debunked
Unironically fake news. Europeans and Asians tried to shill this to save themselves
bunked, actually
BUY BUY BUY
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We're bringing back jerbs!
ART OF THE DEAL!!!
Um... actually, it was just a 4D chess to force others to negotiate new trade deals
ART OF THE DEAL!!!
Um... actually, it was just an 8D checkers to do nothing
ART OF THE DEAL!!!
raise tariffs
stocks go down
buy dips
lower tariffs
repeat
stock market goes back to normal
how many more times is he going to do it?
OH NO NO NO... THIS IS YOUR LEADER MAGA BROS??? KEKK.
Just deboonked it again
As many times as they can milk it which is not many times. You know it and I know it. We are going far lower than previously thought possible when it turns out he wont get rid of the tariffs.
I missed the dip bros fuck
Yes.
ART OF THE DEAL
TARIFFS ARE BASED
ART OF THE DEAL
PANICAN
Imainge if people believing that you were possibily thinking about doing something caused 4 trillion dollars to just appear out of nowhere
There has never been a man in the history of the world whose thoughts alone mattered so much to so many people everywhere
and other countries have the gall to try and act tough
he can't lose
Definitely not liquidating the shorts. No funny business going on here.
we'll do a 90 day pause
then tomorrow
no pauses
the guy changes his story every five minutes to create maximal uncertainty
If only there were people that studied economies that could have warned him global tariffs were a bad idea.
LMAO economy is such a make believe scam
lol
in the 1700s when there were financial panics you would have men yelling numbers and rumours on the street resulting in chaos
now the same thing is happening with xeets
go on trump, put the pause on and then cancel the pause within 48h
do it
He bought? Dump it.
So who posted it first anyway?
Entire stock market is a meme stock now. Government is run by Anon Babble now and it's going as you'd expect
new rug pull scam discovered
TROLLED!
me
I promise it was someone jewish
Bazinga
Democrats should run on a platform from now on to ruin as many Trumptard lifes as possible. Nothing else, just make them suffer for the rest of their lives and die gruesome, painful deaths after being forced to watch their family die.
I would vote them irregardless of their remaining platform. Just slaughter as many Trumptards as possible is enough to win me over permanently as a voter.
Forget going after retarded voters actually send his admin to prison, it's not like there is a shortage of actual crimes they can be charged with.
Revenge politics against the general population will just lead to civil war.
Democrats should run on a platform from now on to ruin as many Trumptard lifes as possible
they already did and lost. pablo
You lost, people scamming in fake dollars are getting lynched
Reichmarks are coming
panicans triumphant
Love this constant flip-fliopping.
You know, I don't really believe in the effectiveness of tariffs for bringing back manufacturing to the US. But even if I did, it would rely on long-term stability and predictability. If you want investors to dump millions into building up domestic production, they need to know these incentives like tariffs will still be in place in the 5-10 years it takes for a factory or such to get up and running.
So even putting aside the very real chance that all tariffs are gone once Trump leaves office, this guy can't even stay on course during his own presidency. The tariffs are going to do nothing.
Of course people on biz don't see what he's doing. You think this is all just about stonks going up and down, and that things are gunna stay the way they are.
Trump is about to delete the entire financial system and force the Fed to start over.
A new meeting is gunna take place at Jekyl Island for the next 100 years. The world cannot continue with this interest cartel game.
You thought you cunts were just gunna trade imaginary money and get rich of us working folks forever and ever? That there wouldn't be punishment for this??
Trumps first mission here is to turn as many Billionaires into Millionaires as possible. Then, he's going to issue his own currency to his citizens same as what Hitler did and cause a massive an hero. Iran is going to get 2 nukes right at the same time Israel gets 3 to it's dome.
Shock and awe baby!
bro, he's a fucking jeet scammer. he scammed back in 2016 with 'build the wall' and 'lock her up'...now he does meme coins and sells fucking shoe as 'president' the tariffs were for him to short the market. long vix
Sorry pal, President Bidet already started the precedent of wide-sweeping pardons and Trump will continue the tradition.
Sir, we need to give you another injection of copeium and haloperidol, come along.
bruh
trump pardoned pollar (jew who stole US nukes) his last term
based
mass public executions for miggers and trump's billionaire friends
you can't make this shit up
CHYNA
the ride never ends
Patriots in control trust the plan
does this plan involve any tangible benefits for anyone or are we supposed to believe trump just wants to ruin the world
Uhhhh based?
Art of the fell for it again award
so my stop loss got hit over some fake jewed out news
This is pure kikery and they are all profiting from this shite.
I fucking hate them with every cell
everything gets to be a shitcoin now!
I'd love to see where the origin.
this stupid fucking filter keeps blocking my post but tldr, you're both right