/smg/ - Stock Market General

WOAH NOW

Is "The Crash" with us in the room right now, Bobos?

(You) like a clothes in chink sweat shop.

no he cucked

trump folded so everyone is pumping

zoom out

No, he just gave up on tariffs.

TRUMP DIDN'T KEK OUT

RETARDS BUYING THE BULLTRAP AGAIN

he fell for fud

Why are futures pumping?

Yeah, he won the retard award.

wtf is going on?

BULLLLLLL TRAP

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? THE ECONOMY WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

economics is so fake and gay.

FAKE NEWSED!

Now fall...

I appreciate the giantessfag for keeping us up to date.

FAKE NEWS PANICANS

Kek

NYSE Composite is already diving back. You were warned.

DONT BE A PANICAN

The Europeans bent the knee

Notice how all the doom poster didn't post their shorts? Because they're all brokefags who own nothing, why would you listen to such people?

Yes it's unfortunate there's not gonna be a better buying opportunity but the rule is always the same, if you don't sell you win

Also swingies get the rope

Have we reached the point where nobody knows what's going on?

I know it’s a meme but I just literally bought 100k of SQQQ at 54, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

WERE FUCKING BACK

BIG
FUCKING
GREEN
DILDOS

BEARS IN TEARS
TRADING HALTED

WE ARE BAAAAAAAACK

ITS ANOTHER DARTH MAUL CANDLE

I'm here for Bobo tears. Show me those over leveraged shorts.

The CRAB is inevitable

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT HAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA

Jesus fucking christ, that's a pump and dump for the history books.

He did not say that
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

Bent the knee to what? We still have no clue what Trump even wants and neither do they.

Uh oh we're dropping again

he cucked out
his bibi held a gun to his temple

OH NO NO NO

have to wait till tommorow to buy leaps

FUCK YOU IBKR

he didn't sell the rip

Aaaaaand it’s dumping again

wtf is going on

Check again lololol

this is fake, fuck off

WHAT THE FUCK BOBROS
I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR DAY
I THOUGHT WE WERE FINALLY GOING TO CUM

WHICH ETF DO I BUY IF I LIVE I YUROP????

I'm thinking we're back

Shit if i bought the calls i was looking at i wouldve taken 1000000% profit god fucking damn it

the bull-trap is closing, sell while you still can

Some low-level """""news""""" twitter account said Trump is considering a 90 day pause on tarriffs. Trump himself said that's fake news. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Fair price for S&P is somewhere between 3000 and 7000.

It must be fun as hell to be in a position where you can just blatantly manipulate the entire global economy on a minute-to-minute basis and get away with it.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

wisdomtree euro defence

Am I too late? Can I start buying? What do I buy?

FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY AND FAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you having fun?

Yahoo Finance crashed

Trick retail into selling bottom, buy for free gains

The house always wins

Short answer, yes
Slightly less short answer, the fact the US markets aren't shitting the bed as much as the rest of the global market could create a self fulfilling prophecy where people flee into our markets for "safety". Even the potential for this to occur means we have support which may halt a crash but who the fuck knows.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

SnP500 back red

Trump taking the entire world market on a wacky ride via fucking twitter

DEAD CAT BOUNCE HAPPENING AHHHHHH

did I just miss a generational entry

he bought

Attention, the cat is dead.

LMAO you all fell for the bull trap dumb goyim

-7% -> +9% -> -1%

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT COIN ECONOMY UP

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Vanguard ETFs halted on the LSE from volatility
Brother, I need stability

Inverse Cramer is so strong it can beat Trump's Tariffs

HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

I still think it's Musk literally burning money because he gets no money if Trump is literally dragged out of office and all those investigations that were canceled start up again.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trump won, smg trannies lost.

AAAIIIIEEEEEEE I KNEEL AMERICA SAMAAAAAAA

Whatever the fuck he wants nigga, they know that a tariff war would fuck them harder than the US so they will do what he says

Probably a variety of concessions as well as under the table shit to enrichen the Trump clan personally

so fucking fake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY IS IT DROPPING AGAIN

DONT SELL COWARDS

aaaaand we're in the red again

this retarded clown market is literally unsalvagable, I'm pulling out

Haha, seriously.

stay clear - it's all over the place

jewish tricks are at an all time high right now

Retailies are gettin shit on today. They sold at the bottom.then fomod the rebound and bought at the top. That movement was completely the elites using you for free money

FAKE & GAY
FAKE & GAY
FAKE & GAY
YOU'RE ALL TRANNIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cat is landing.

musk is going to jail lmao

he fell for the bull trap

HOW????

AND FOR DIVIDENDS???

boughted sqqq at the bottom

CHAOS
H
A
O
S

pump and dump economy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're red again.

YOU WERE ALL GIFTED AN EXIT FROM THIS NIGHTMARE WITH MINIMAL LOSSES IF YOU SLURPED LAST WEEK. IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE EXIT, GOODBYE LOL.

The retarded whales are slam dancing and crushing put havers

no more funny line

guys i don't think it's supposed to look like a literal rollercoaster

it was a pump to exit, innit

every single boomer on the planet decided to buy the dip

BROS

I WAS PLANNING ON A BIGGER CRASH

WAIT UNTIL APRIL 10TH

this is so fucking crazy watching the markets being so trusting with fake news

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

WTF IS THAT MARKET!

HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA"

HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA"

HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA"

HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA"

It's going back down
I am vindicated (for now)

PPT is checking its pockets for spare coins and rummaging through the trash can for aluminum.

youtu.be/XB401RfGMlM?si=zzEhIQUS3-wkmQuz

The Dow is just a shitcoin now

-4%

10 minutes later +3%

minute later -1%

And these people told me crypto is too volatile

bro what the fuck is going on?

xtrackers nikkei 225

I hope my SOXLbros exited green when they could

This is NOT the bottom. I am NOT buying anything yet.

Cute bump, now watch THIS

Ok we might actually die

And we're back in the red again in the SP? Man, as a third worlder watching from the sidelines, this is fun.

ANOTHER RUG PULL BY TRUMP!??? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

this is genuinely ridiculous

just a dead cat bounce

buying when it’s HIGHER than market close yesterday

Actual
Fucking
Retards

What?

Someone's going to jail for this

HOLY SHIT TESLA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRUH WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?!

HOLY SHIT

Who is manipulating this market?

I sold calls to retards

The US president just pump and dumped the entire fucking economy what a time to be alive

absolute shitshow

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=T2TXY6SNuD4

We're getting what we paid for: snake oil.

based fellow thirdie

again, he is not stopping the tariffs

Peace.

WHY IS IT FUCKING DUMPING

no fun allowed

You guys never learn, huh? It's cute how you had that bit of hope when it turned green. Cherish that, you'll need it for the recession.

wallstreet is full of the same boomers that believe ai pictures on facebook so they bought back in on fake news and just realized they were exit liquidity

IS IT A BEAR MARKET OR A CRAB MARKET, I CAN'T FUCKING TELL ANYMORE

wtf just happened?
I got up to take a poop at 4835 and we rose 410 points then fell 200 all in the span of 1 poop.

relax goys, it was just a short squeeze, we will comence down again now, just like it was planned

implying people couldnt have made money in this bounce

lots of things went up double digits lol

Elon bought the dip just to cancel the happening

Why can't we ever just have fun

PAUSE DENIED

HAHAHAHAHA SHITCOIN TIER

ARE YOU STUPID?

turns the US stock market into a shitcoin

My broker is fucking retarded. Was down most of Friday and has issues with realtime prices today. Still displays SPY price from half an hour ago. At least option prices are updated once a minute
Fucking swissquote.
What do I pay these fees for.

He literally bent the knee lmao Americans are buck broken

Win? Nigger are you serious?

You fags were warned multiple times not to buy the bulltrap

I can't believe this shit

nobody in the white house is aware of a 90 day pause according to CNBC

nobody in the white house is aware of a 90 day pause according to CNBC

nobody in the white house is aware of a 90 day pause according to CNBC

THEY LEAKED STRIKE PLANS TO A JOURNALIST 2 WEEKS AGO AND JUST SAID "NUH UH" NO ONE IS GOING TO JAIL

Post shorts

What a shitshow

pumping again

why?

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. TRUMP'S WILD RIDE

This is me, literally right now. I both sold and shorted bottom.

Anon here from the future. Can prove it with this 4.
Just letting you it's the end. Get out now.

going to be a bumpy ride, there are so many people who just wants to get the fuck out of this market on any pump

It's Crabears!

SPX trades like a shitcoin now.

Back to hell

PPT found some change in the laundry

this is fucking hilarious

Give me a single good explanation for this market movement without mentioning Jews

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA ITS GOING BACK UP ITS GOING BACK DOWN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHICH DIRECTION ANYMORE

PUT ZEROHEDGE BEHIND BARS
HOLY KEK

CNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSE
CNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSE
CNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSE
CNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSE

Who is manipulating this market?

who is in the US this week....?

Well, I predicted there could be a squeeze today but I foolishly thought the recovery in the pre market was it.
I'm losing a lot of money, but this just means my predictions play out as expected, usually.
I'm also gaining knowledge about volatility, this will help option plays, which can recover this amount in a day.
Overall, pretty calm for a slaughtered bear

DO A FLIP

he fell for buying the dip

Shitcoin trump pumping and dumping

My fucking sides, Aaaaaaahhhhhh

everyone is so desperate for good news kek

ITS UP AGAIN

+0.34

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone made fucking bank off that fake news, holy moly.

NEW TRUTH NUKE DROPPED

THE STOCK MARKET IS A GIGANTIC SHITCOIN

US already realized it's fake news and is dumping

Germany just got the fake new translated and is pumping

Haha it's like that time when JPOW got his twitter account hacked

Dead cat bounce

Yes. As bad as we are getting hit by this, other countries are getting hit way worse.

without mentioning Jews

The fe...I mean ci....I mean Elo...I mean Tru...damn man I don't think we can escape the jews

Are we gambling on rumors?

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD

and we are back

THE MARKETS OVERREACTED TO A SHXITTER POST

it's because seppo beef is fucking dogshit

THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT

Trumps cronies are always saying shit and he’s like LOL NO after, the market is so fucking lubed up for hopium

nobody wants our poison food

reddit is making fun of god emperor

I just lost 80k in this pump but I’ve never laughed so hard.

SOXL is red again

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=BQL-CP8d1-o

BLACK MONDAY IS ON!

Folks, what a day! Just absolutely HUGE—the BIGGEST stock market crash in history, maybe EVER! They’re saying, ‘Sir, nobody’s ever seen anything like this!’ And you know what? They’re right. Tremendous volatility—beautiful, really. The best people are calling it ‘The Trump Crash’—powerful name, very strong. The fake news won’t tell you this, but I did it. Nobody moves markets like me! Remember, when the market was soaring, it was all ‘Thank you, President Trump!’ Now it’s crashing? Still me—total genius. Biggest. Crash. Ever. You’re welcome, America!

vot did he mean by this?

Does this retard actually think Aussies will buy US crap, your beef is horrendous

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE GAG THIS MONGOLOID MY WORD

i guess when you mix red and green you get orange monday

AND WE'RE BACK TO DUMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm scared and don't understand what's happening. Hold me anons.

no one cares but baranowski is bringing some clear eyed analysis to the table in this press conference. i think they know what they are doing in the EU.

Europeans not doing the counter tariffs you fucking colossal retard

Ready for another one, friend? (:

The S&P trading like a shitcoin KEKVV
I cant

my brokerage is delayed reporting
I am now red
I deserve a fucking refund

So random twitter users can swing the DOW 10% now?

Yall are retarded. The "fake news" had nothing to do with the pump. You retailies just got shit on by market makers who can actually move the market. Your small little ownership moves nothing.

i'm not even mad, that's kind of amazing

Was their news or just a short squeeze

Did everyone just get fucked by a random Twitter account? Is that really what our markets are reduced to now?

Oh we swinging today

But they are preparing them this month.

thanks for eroding all trust and certainty mr blumpf very cool

Giga space kek, total ESL death

you motherfucker. you goddamn smug motherfucker

domp.
eet.

Yeeeep lol

HOW DOES IT FEEL?
youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk&t=2s&ab_channel=jrrr90

EAT THE HORMONE BURGER BRUCE

The pump caused by fake news is creating support as suddenly people don't want to miss out an any other rallies

This fucking market

The news was the catalyst for the short squeeze

I saw the pump, panicked buy and now its all going down. Literally BUY HIGH SELL LOW meme

Alright I confess
I panic closed two of my shorts to guarantee profits before they collapsed

you don't like the gamba?

I sold my calls I bought on Friday for 200% gain

big investors bait into buying by manipulating the market

everyone falls for it (again)

it's going down

Blood on the streets. Extreme panic and despair. Capitulation. Yep, it's buying time.

THE FAKE TARIFFS WERE FAKE NEWS

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

ZOOM OUT
ZOOM OUT
ZOOM OUT

Can you fags imagine what it's like in the NYSE right now?

plan to buy a house

had to panic sell to secure money

market gone up for a moment

FML

youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0

its pumping again

lol
lmao even

I fucking hesitated so badly ngl

I zoomed out

All my gains from the last 3 years are gone.

Is the Europe pump just a delayed pump from the fake tarrif news?

Wait for the bottom.

This is the market Yellen was warning you about. Why didn't you just let her protect you from it... You could've been saved

I realize that, but why did the market makers do it?

Lmao

umm, I was promised blood

EU and US are Ying and Yang

Yes lol

how will I know?!!?

Where were you when reputable stocks became shitcoins?

he sold

HAHAHAHAHA SO MANY BULL JUST GOT KILLED AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Remember that Peter Hook ripped off Moricone for this banger bassline and that's perfectly okay.

I said I wanted to buy, you said you wanted to sell, and what did I do, and then when you said you wanted to buy and I wasn't so sure, who bought first? And then when you said you definitively didn't want to buy, I reversed back, buy sell buy sell buy sell! You have no idea the physical toll that three market crashes has on a person!

Lmao

buy puts when low

goes up

sell

goes down

This was a $1,2000 loss at open

Thanks for the exit liquidity bros

market is literally impossible to even come close to predicting right now

how many brokers are going to kill themselves?

Euros and Asian markets fucking sink like a rock in one single night

US markets open

suddenly news that Trump was going to pause just happens

markets go up

Trump corrects and says it is fake news

markets drop

So which country fed that lie? My guess is China

prob algos going crazy

Looks like retail is buying like crazy while tutes are dumping massive chunks after every rise. Morons probly don't even realize they're being played.

GIVE ME A FUCKING REFUND YOU POS

SELL SIGNAL

Bears got killed because the support is higher now

Bulls got killed because they bought le dip meme

EVERYONE LOSES

What the fuck was that spike? Was that normal?

I thought the conference was a bit too dovish but all questions and answers were very good, lighthearted vibes too somehow. I hope it’s that causing the Europump and not the Twitter tariff copium

China

Desperate American and EU traders only explanation also I assume maybe Russia lol

90 day pause fake news pumping the market as hard as it did tells me we're going to moon when Trump inevitably pulls back

Don't get HOOKED
streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41

Don't get HOOKED
streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41

Don't get HOOKED
streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41

crab gods win

What is this pattern called?

Can the market just shit itself already I promised my wife a vacation in June

The bottom was in the second retards thought we were gonna have a 1929 great depression crash and we would all be eating dandelions. That was the bottom. Now global markets flood the US market with cash as their local markets implode.

*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'

*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'

*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'

Can't believe the fucking crabs won.

pump status: (((cancelled)))

mfw I can't touch anything except wackass cuck-trusts due to trading restrictions (close family member works in finance) so I am now forced to watch my ISA get obliterated while I can do nothing

That's why you just diversify and sit there. Investing is like fishing, just throw shit in and sit there watching the sea until something makes some fucking money

official theme of the stock market youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ

LOL tradingview isnt loading my chart
holy fuck the market is hilarious

F A K E N E W S

"One last ride"

Did Tradingview just crash for anyone else? Can't connect.

Bobo, were back

WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'

the presidential rugpull

the second tower

down 2% again

holy christ almighty

He's not pulling back this time, friendo.

that little spike probably is going to get some investors to kill themselves

You did trust the plan, right?

Zoom out

Do so

Biden did a fantastic job

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2Oj57OJYA

I GOT ON MY SHIT KICKERS
SMOKE COMING OUT FINGERS AGAIN
CAN'T FUCK WITH THE PHYSICAL WORLD
CUZ I COMPLY WITH THE POWERS THAT B

inevitably

im a gay trust fund babby pls feel bad for me

suck a dick retard

Refresh

Tesla hahaha

By starting a knife fight and getting stabbed I'm winning because I'm bleeding less

(Also I started the knife fight with people who used to be my friends and dogsit for me)

Two weeks ago

bought shorts

Friday

closed shorts, opened longs

This morning

closed longs at the top of the rip

gonna wait a bit and open shorts before close, probably

This is just a casino

babby's first bulltrap

MY SHORTS ARE SAVED!! HALLELUJA!

Someone lied and claimed that Trump was going to pause. Markets will tank probably even deeper as now someone clearly lied and fooled the markets

Bouncing crab

At this point I just wish for a big crash, I had to panic sell to get back my money for a house

Markets freaking out from everything, that nobody knows what is to come

Down we go again I guess

WHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBC

WHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBC

WHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBC

WHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBC

Pure bull hope, please please let the nightmare end. Why the fuck would things be BETTER than on Thursday even if he drops everything

Guilty as charged, still sucks tho

Robinhood ruined investing

still kind of green

got to sell some stuff thanks to that fake pump

Thanks for that friend. Unfortunately Trump is destroying everything else and it can't make up for my other losses.

no you retard.

still holding my puts but didn't expect SPX to trade like a shitcoin

This feels like old Anon Babble again
I'm having so much fun, lads

nothing ever happens

Anyone else getting mad gains betting on volatility VIX?

unironically a short squeeze

Europe does the "Anon, we need to talk" call

"We won" t. migats

He thought it was a bull market

He thought it was a bear market

I bought calls this morning, went to drink some coffee. By the time I got half way through drinking it, I accidentally made 8k and sold when the qqq was up 4%. Best timing day of my life and I'd have lost a shitton if I didn't go back to check my app. This volatility today is epic

WE GAAN

politico.eu/article/eu-offers-trump-removal-of-all-tariffs/

I'm never paying off my student loans now...

uvix up 50% in 10 min

refresh again
or use yahoo

Hey Anon Babble what is this trend called?

we are now in a world where the market gains and loses up to 4 percentage points based on twitter posts by random faceless accounts

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

if anyone ever posts a screencap of that walter bloomberg nigger they're getting shot in the fucking head

No it wasn't, moron. It was triggered by news. A short squeeze is not.

Germany finally realized it's fake and dumped back lmao this is too fucking retarded to be real

tradingview servers RIP kek

Cope, hope and rope, Europoor.

why does the market look like a heartbeat?

ITS GOING BACK DOWN

The 99% of investors got shit.on by 1 whale line

Ass & Pee -2% again

VIX index on track to finish at 5-year hight

They are including it as positive news because a regular american has no fucking idea what VIX is.

Post your positions

IT WONT STOP GOING DOWN AHHHHHHHHHH

AND I'M PROUD TO BE A PANICICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M SQUEEZED

good job, bro. now put that money into SQQQ

new bread...

Same. Too bad I got greedy and only sold the stuff that was net positive.

foreign agents rubbing their hands as we speak

well im certainly glad i didnt close all my positions

Do you seriously still have delayed quotes in your brokerage account? You know real time quotes are free right? Get your act together anon and stop dicking around in the stock market if you're this clueless.

I just need SOXL to hit 7, fucking Zerohedge. Bulgarian Vatnik low IQ doomer porn. I was so fucking close!

the fake news fuck and duck

Welcome to hell

Two Scoops

Short squeezes are triggered by an uptick that panics bears, the fake news was that trigger

Trump advisor says there will be a 90-day freeze

Trump White House says that's fake news

WTF IS THIS ADMINISTRATION?!

Even the long term players are just betting on the likelihood the economy will grow stronger / at least stagnant so the stonk prices will beat out the inflation anyway. Clown casinos for clown degenerates, all of this.

Kek

Anyone else gooning like crazy right now to relieve stress?

Actually losing money is a good thing and this will benefit me somehow

Admit it Anon Babble, we had a good 5 mins of deluding ourselves in inverting the market disaster.

You only lost money if you invested in overvalued stocks wagie

yes, mainly to blacked

The first of those 2 things literally didn't happen, some faggot zoomer behind a """""media""""" twitter account made it up

how easy would it be for someone with more than 10k followers to just say "breaking: [fake news]" and move these fake and gay markets

Very easy apparently. Wall St will even get in on the action, not because they believe the news, but because they know retail will believe the news.

Preator Hail!
youtu.be/VkeLkuFzPfM?feature=shared

dude the elite have been doing that for a hundred years now

Do I buy? I was hoping it would go lower.

trump was right. the economy is fine and even doing better than ever

the canadian is here

FUCK

if you buy anything before noon today you're falling for a bull trap

thanks anon. I will wait

The market will stop having a new high any year now

....any year

Inflation isn't real btw

well they will buy when it stops being low quality gmo bleach poison

kek baggies. good for the pension funds

Apologise.

oof thanks niggers and jews

I'm sitting in all cash right now because I'm not a retard with a gambling addiction like you.