/smg/ - Stock Market General

honestly expected it to go down 10% in 4 minutes liek germany

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE RISE

Impressive how rigged the market is fuck blackrock

Anon Babble wins again

this just goes to show that retail investors will buy under any conditions

Buy buy buy

Why is it so funny though

Some prize retard just bought >TSLA

This is so fucking gay

Let's laugh at all the people that thought it was going to crash. The house always wins.

Black Monday more like boring monday this is a nothing burger

Why are we pumping so much?

I'm not even American, I'm just watching while listening to Don't Stop Me Now

copium overdose

CRASH

CANCELED

MAGA WINS!

saving one of my Griffith screenshots I’ve been shitting up the board with

Thanks fren ^^

BLACK MONDAY IS CANCELED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Something is wrong. I'm seeing some stocks are green right now.

WE WILL SEE GREEN IN ONE HOUR

I told you to buy the dip

the recovery begins now, a succession of knee bending news is going to be pushing this market to the moon

sell

market rebounds

Oh well i only sold what i had in margin

LITERAL FUCKING Anon BabbleTARD 4DCHESS POSTD ARE BEING USED TO JUSTIFY BURNING THE WORLD ECONOMY DOWN

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAIIIIIEEEEE

MAX PAIN

this isnt blackrock, its retail investors who are retarded

Hmmmm

BURN BABY BURN!
DISCO INFERNO!
BURN BABY BURN
BURN THAT MOTHER DOWN!

people went out to protest trump tariff

all boomers

average age was 60

This is bullish as fuck. Buy the dip.

When does it go back up?

Nothing ever happens

EU, Japan & Vietnam immediately cucks out

Market heals

This is so fake and gay lmao.

why is the line going up like a rocketship?

NOW ITS DIFFERENT

We unironically can't stop winning.

Retailies only own like 4% of the stock market, they dont own enough to actually make an impact

why do you think you know better than the President? he is making America great again

TSLAs DOING IT AGAIN

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL XIVGGER

Looks like /smg/ was wrong again, like always. ATH by the end of the week

go back down

who fuckin knew 4900 would be a support

WE'RE ALREADY BACK
ANOTHER PUSH AND WE'RE GREEN

LET'S BUY BUY BUY

No way is Trump anywhere near that smart.

i managed to convert my account to a margin account, what do i do?

I'm going to maybe at least transfer it into my cash account as my registered accounts are maxed out....just to have the cash on hand to be able to buy something if it really dips.....

It's the only thing I have made real money on...XEG.TO it always bounces to like 17-20 all the time and it's approaching going under 13 it could be an easy like 8k to offset some of my losses but you are right maybe it's no the best play...not until it at least goes a bit cheaper.

There are a significant amount of slurpers today...wait until the 40% tariffs activate on the 10th

I hope you leftists all burn in hell

he didn't buy Rheinmetall's morning dip and collect 33%

HAHAHAHAHAHA

alive cat bounce

biggest nothingburger I've ever seen

i bought

knee pads, etc.

Back to 2.5% down

Bobos (bozos) wrong again! We’re going GREEEEEEEEEEEEN

its just finding a higher low

Wait for it

literally nothing changes

dow fluctuates multiple entire percentage points both down and up within less than 30 minutes

the stock market is fucking retarded

KEEEEEEEEK WE'RE REALLY GOING GREEN TODAY

steady fags, it could just be crabbing

Have an Alisae in these trying times.

checked

Tell me it's just short traps. PLEASE tell me people are not actually this retarded.

Thank you mister.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN YOU LIED TO ME

NOOOOOOO I WAS TOLD THIS WOULD BE LIKE THE WEIMAR REPUBLIC WITH PEOPLE SELLING THEIR DAUGHTERS ON THE STREET NOOOOOOO WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP

Giant enemy crab

BREAKING: Jim Cramer has said: Now is not a time to panic.

entire economy based on vibes

you leftists

COUNTRIES ARE NEGOTIATING - WE'RE GOING BACK

TRUMP'S PLAN WORKED AFTER 3 DAYS

APOLOGIZE

All this means is that Trump will think it’s nbd and let the market bleed 4% for day for a month bc le breaker wasn’t triggered

Wait for it

we are all fucked.

What a fucking nothing burger lmao

all other countries' markets dump 10%

we only drop 3% and already recovering bigly

USA USA USA USA USA

Libbles were seething all weekend just to confuse retail when in reality they know Jerome's free money cannon will fire soon.

cropped out the retarded anime image that was attached to that post. Finance professionals are literally referring to Anon Babble anime posters to find some kind of silver lining to this retardation

People apparently believe all that bullshit trump spouted on truth social
Armageddon pushed to the 10th bros

checked and the ones rubbernecking this thread hoping for a trump crash

chudduh was right...

SAY IT WITH ME NOW

FAKE

AND

GAY

Jim Cramer not a panican confirmed

Whats the best youtube channel to follow live for stock news? Bloombrg has too many ads

looks like our jinxing of black monday prevented it from happening

its the bottom
buying long dated calls
suck my cock bobo

So we will crab?

my heart says buy in
my brain says were about to witness the hardest crash in years in a few days
what shall i do

but you said america was over...

At least post a 'shtola
Fuck off Skjermbilde

we're back

youtube.com/watch?v=0iAzMRKFX3c

youre only fucked if you dont have a job

just look at the charts, why do you need someone to read it for you

back to 500

Biztrannies were wrong

based

sit this one out

If this isn't a sell signal nothing is a sell signal

Let it simmer

As long as Trump keeps his cool the negotiations could work, but we also know Trump is as volatile and unpredictable as a pregnant woman, he could wake up the next day and suddenly get it into his schizo head that having fair deals and close allies are bad actually and the market collapses again

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everything is fine because Euros are too chill to make it sound bad and are cracking jokes at this meeting

Anon Babble anime posters have a better grasp of reality than judeo-/smg/ posters

but chudduh what if something happ-

No
Nothing ever happens

He sold the bottom

one day god willing

NASDAQ IN THE GREEN COMON LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

okay, I'll post the inferior for you, with her superior sis
SEXXXXXXXXXX SEX WITH YMHIIITTRRAAAAA

total clown world

i was looorking in this board for a while and this today convinced me to not get into stocks or crypto
bruh i expected a circuit breaker

Yo why is it pumping? did the orange retard flip flop again?

it went up. we are so fucking back!

I work for an investment fund and we'll be dumping shortly otherwise we won't be able to cover all the withdrawals and margin calls. Have fun fags.

just don't go all in. do something like 10%-20%. do whatever you think is best of course

HOLY SHIT IT JUST DUMPED 3%

SHOULD I SELL NOW

based normal and rational Europe is soothing the market

He isn't. But Bessent is.

Thank you Mr. Trump

You'll get Trump next time for sure though!

bull trap
we’re going down again

kek literally lauging amidst a global trade war
buy signal

CRABBIN' TIME

My uncle works for the new york stock exchange and he told me it's going to crash today

fed's magic money computer is just printing money to diffuse the situation a bit. it's going to get real ugly

yenso

What would she do in the current situation?

IT'S FUCKING DROPPING NO

I wfh and have to do my day job

It's not bouncing back. The Depression is going according to plan. Anyone who does not get out of market will lose 50% of the value of their stocks and be left holding the bag for a decade.

BULL TRAP

BULL TRAP

BULL TRAP

BULL TRAP

GET THE FUCK DOWN

eurocucks are cucking out again

FTFY*

Retail bulls just got ass fucked

hehehehe

No change
This is mental corruption on slurpers not believing it can get worse and buy dips

ITS A HOPE PUMP

PUMP IS OVER RESUME THE DUMP

It's still literally -2%
wtf are you idiots on about?

IT WAS JUST A HIGHER LOW

You get retard dead cat bounces on the way down anon welcome to the show

my puts are getting HEEMED

9/11 Checked

Lol my puts don’t expire for two more weeks you think a little bounce will stop me?

ALL ABOARD THE NVDA COASTER WE'RE GOING ON A RIDE

My dad owns 100 TSLA shares and he said we're pumping today.

I just killed myself

this movement

ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

HERE COMES THE CANYON

urk-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

God dammit EUtards stop being pussies for one fucking day

I'd say it will be boring until 1pm

It’s coming
It’s bad

nooooooooooooooooooooo, they want to be slow larping pussies

a post has hit the tower
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297055955956469

he didnt call the suicide hotline

ngmi

Smg tourists think it's panic time because media is telling them they should be panicking.

was smart enough to dump my US stocks last month

reinvested into mostly EU stocks

I almost did something smart

Can I have your guitar?

OH SHIT OH FUCK SELL SELL SELL

Choo choo!

I got out of my nvda position with only a 16% loss. I feel lucky.

reminder foreign markets are still hemorrhaging and the trade war is basically over gg no re

Crash things further out of fear

there was a massive protest on Saturday dumbass

no change. its dow is going to be 600-2k down today, and tomorrow. The retard has to walk it back. Anyway idgaf because I trust my broker and I'm 100% in 4 years dems are going to take both the senate and the house + white house.

Someone muzzle this clown

SOMEONE TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY

JUST LET IT DO ITS THING

SOXL GREEN
SOXL GREEN

It's not too late. You can still sell your E.U. positions. We are at the beginning. Hold gold.

salvation lies within

this is by far the gayest shit

Four fucking years?

That one was crazy

THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

If he allows a peaceful transition of power, that isn't priced in yet

They weren’t up copetard
You’re going to die in Iran lmao

NOO NO NO NO NO

Trade war is over when orange man feels like it

And, then we told the goyims that the market would collapse

The goy sold for days hahaha

Congratulations kikes, you did it again.

american stocks rallying back up

chinese stocks still sitting 5-10% down

L
M
A
O

he's legit retarded...

AUTHORS OF OUR FATES
ORCHESTRATE OUR FALL FROM GRACE
GREATEST PLAYERS ON THE STAGE
OUR DEFIANCE DRIVES US STRAIGHT TO THE EDGE

Ahaha what a delusional faggot

AAAIIEEEE SAVE MY CHUUBAS

nigger fantasist

buying things from other countries because you’re the richest is “losing money on trade”

lmao

yes he is in control. That is the point.

Do you retard really think the Stock market just crashes down to the bottom in a day during bear markets, it took a year for 2008 to bottom

we are not going to change VAT -M. Šefčovič

why is it cratering again

ShB was so kino sisters.....

AIEEEEEE

did I just sell the bottom

GURA PLEASE STREAM YOU NEED TO SAVE THE COMPANY FROM THE RECESSION

i'm buying a bit of the S&P500 like I do every time the market is a bit poopy. that's all i've ever owned besides some BRK.B because I like Diet Coke.

should've got puts the second Mumei announced her graduation

SOXL is green. We won.

Hahaha We fucking won, all you fudding trannies lost. Trump’s plan worked. I hope all you doubting fags who bought puts lose everything

trump tweeted something retarded

-10% today so far

feels good

the cat bounced

The ride isn't over yet, bitches. YEEEHAAAWW

Indexes dumping 5-10% daily is normal

Ok

Happy about the pump? Check this little trick out

Trump won

Lmao, how does it keep happening?

he bet on EU not being absolute cucks

TRUTH nuke because every TRUTH nukes the market

WTF was that unironically

based

GIGAPUMP

OOOOOOOOO

SPY IS MOONING

LETS GOOOOOO

back to /xivg/ you dumb niggers

What do I start buying. I want in

um...guys?

Where were you when Anon Babble shredded all its credibility?

WTFFFFFFFFFFF MY SQQQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we're back to 500 on SPY

I am so confused

It did not u fucking retard. The bots are working hard here on Anon Babble today

The fed

-1

ok, so all the jews crying at max volume all weekend were just lying?

We

o7 you have my 4figs my president

EUsissies are truly a disgrace

Yes. Americans are fucking retards. But I betting on the fact that most retard american will blame the in white house when they see their cost of living go up by 1-2 dollars with each item
True, but I don't think the fat fucks go if he lose the midterms.
kys magatard

Plunge

Protection

Team

RECESSION CANCELLED

I'm here to study the arts, you fool.

WHAT IS THIS PUMP

Trump sama... I kneel. I won't doubt you again.

I warned you there was going to be a deadcat. but you didn't listen.

Trade with China? We don't do that IN GERMANY. We patiently wait for our master the United States to give us permission to have an economy.

Such weak and hopeless fags the lot of them.

Bros I'm so bad at this I've saved the economy by betting it would all go down. I don't know if I should sell now on my inverse etf or hope it falls more soon..

HOLY SHIT

BIG BEAUTIFUL RECOVERY
THE BEAUTIFULEST

YO WTF HAPPENED

Damnnnnn what the fuck back up to open?

+0.21%

HOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK

WHAT AN UPLIFT

Just bought inverse leveraged funds

indices are green

what the actual fuck was that?

who the fuck is dumping their billionaire life savings into the market NOW what is fucking wrong with institutional investors

What.

we're so back!

are the Russians here in the room with you right now?

what has happened

You doubted me, didn't you, anon?

asian markets plummeted to -10%

euro markets got hit with a -5%

us market barely a scratch at -2%

huh?????

Feds

1 min 1,58% SPY candle

Bottom is in or dead cat bounce?

WTFF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!

stop loss kicked in at -15. so ends my sqqq play. gg no re

booba

NIG VIDEO SURGE

WHAT THE FUCK?

Cramer calls for black Monday

Green by 10:10am

Will this retard be shot already

NOW I will sell. Thanks.

Plunge protection team.

a hope post has hit the tower
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297073854983088

Who the FUCK is pumping?

YOU LOST

clown world

:^)

Not a deadcat you tranny. Trump’s plan worked, and your shorts are margin called HAHAHAHHAHAHA

apologise

Bottom in and now we're blasting up to huge profits. Trump is undoubtedly the greatest president in American history. Maybe a bad day for inferior nations but maybe they can be blessed one day with their own Trump.

Rigged market movers KEK

Coordinated bear assassination lmaoo

NVIDIA CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON ITS BACK RN

unironically falling for the bull trap

smg shorts the bottom AGAIN

+0.18%

told you fags, nothing ever happens. EUsissies are too cowardly to stand up to Trump

have you guys seen anything like this

ALL MARKETS ARE GREEN
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

what the actual fuck just happened?

WHAT THE FUCK. WHY

AAAAAAAAA I DIDN'T BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAA

WTF

This isn’t just rock paper scissors bitch the economy is still fucked, EU are just pussies

first bull trap

anti trumpers are actually gonna kill themselves this time kek. This orange retard literally can’t lose

what the fuck is happening

How did that happen?

5 min 4% CANDLE ON SPY

INVERSE CRAMMER IS NOW A LAW OF THE UNIVERSE MY FUCKING GOD

Economy is a "science" btw, totally predictable and controllable btw, economic "scientists" says this.

Economy is the greatest fraud in human history

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? (REAL)

dead cat bouncy?

I LITERALLY sold the bottom

DOW is trading like a shitcoin wtfffff

bulls just got trapped LMAO

Should I short?

My puts just got completely wiped out in 5 minutes what the actual fuck

This way anon-sama

show's over
our local stock exchange even halted trading for one hour around the time NYSE opens lmao
meanwhile pic related

I'm betting on a Crab.

Two bullltraps within the space of an hour and you retards waltz into both

kek massive bear shake out in a bull trap. DACA wins again

ALL IN TQQQ.

Bull trap. Don't get raped. Trade on fundamentals. Value was destroyed. Our economy is going to shrink in real terms.

what is fucking wrong with institutional investors

they are not panicans

The harder cat is bouncing, the meatear it'll SPLAT.

he sold

the cat cant bounce higher than it fell, this is against thermodynamics

We've reached the point where nobody knows what they're doing.

Oh so the market is FAKE fake

HE BUCKLED

HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA

EPIC
P
I
C

kek

It's okay my dude. What matters is getting back up time and time again never give up.

How much y'all want to be this is literally Musk buying the market as a 'gift' for Trump?

I never did, my fuhrer.

Imagine selling the bottom of a 3 day 15% selloff

shut up retard can't wait until Trump sends you to El Salvador
USA USA USA

No that was your penis after you started taking estrogen

no fucking way, fuck this orange nigger

this is hilarious
its green again are you fucking kidding me

lol trump folded

DEAD CAT IS COMING BACK DOWN BROS

READ NIGGAS READ

i believe it

BOBO BTFO ONCE AGAIN HAHAHA DO THEY EVER LEARN

-20% min

that had to have been a squeeze

Nothing green shall ever last
Soon it will be in the past
Shed a tear for very soon
All shall fear the big red doom

TRUMP LOST HAHAHAHAHA

shorted the bottom

it's fucking joever

he won
I kneel

LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

the ol drump shuffle

Retail goys got gaslit into selling the bottom

loving every laugh

EUSSR is literally more dead than USA, the collapse of this corrupt bureaucratic hellhole is inevitable

lmao I'm not even mad
Did someone say something?

TRUMP FOLDED

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

more wishy washy policy

Billionaire buys dip

News comes out that Trump's tariffs are fake

I CALLED THIS SHIT DAYS AGO.

Catcatcatcatcatcatcat

Well my puts are 0.01 now so I guess I literally have nothing more to lose by sitting on them

Gay, and possibly retarded.

holy shit, trump cucking out saved us all. I'm still going to wait until the end of the day because of how often he reverses course, but goddamn.

SPY closes at 600 today

So did Trump cuck?

MY SOXL IS POSITIVE

MY SOXL IS POSITIVE

MY SOXL IS POSITIVE

MY SOXL IS POSITIVE

Of course he folded

new bread

told you niggers today is the bottom

FAKE FUCKING NEWS

YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTTTT

no source

lmao
you guys got got

Trump cucks out

Retards fall for the most obvious bulltrap in history

If you want fundamentals then you are better off pulling out and waiting for tariffs or deals.

I told you guys that we're going to pump because I almost sharted.

I hope you learned your lesson

KEK
U
C
K

I hate this nigger so much

ART OF THE DEAL

this fucking nigger

the stock market is a giant club, and they don't want you in it.

any time it looks like it might take a hit, the institutionals WILL coordinate and mass buy to make sure it NEVER goes down significantly.

you WILL pay overinflated prices to participate in the market on THEIR terms, or you will be poor.

weak

the game was rigged from the start

Note the characterization of the replies to this very grounded and rational post. They amount to

HOOOOOOOLY BASED BASED BASED TRUST THE PLAN!!!

Nothing has actually changed here. Trade in fundamentals, as this anon says. This has plunge protection team written all over it.

we're going back down. It's over.

Trade war over?

Can't find it. Fake tweet.
All I see is massive walls of cope posting.

truth

I can only think he's letting all his family and inner circle rake in billions of options with this flip flopping

I'm selling the microsecond it reaches 480 again

Trump is just making money for the insiders with this floppery.

I don't like the stock market.

trump caved
LOL

who bought high and sold low, cmon admit it

This was always his plan

I am financially ruined

Never bet against America. Greenland is insufficient at this point. Prepare your assholes, world.

lmao vietnam suck a dick for free

Lmao this WEAK PUSSY

No lol

Lost some money on inverses, but at least I finally got to unload my bags on the pump.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DUMP IT FASTER

You’re going to get blown to smithereens by a shaheed and have a closed casket and we’ll all be laughing at you LMAO

my TradingView is down

lmao its going down again

kek and it goes down again fucking orangeman just stfu

DIE SLURPERS DIE

MY CORE I3 DID A CIRCUIT BRAKE ON TRADINGVIEW

We're doing a rollercoaster ride today.

On CNBC right now, "nobody here (at the white house) is aware of any plans right now to pause tariffs."

So thats why its crashing again
Hassett just lied
lol

2ND ROUND OF SLURPIEEEESSSS

BREAKING: Jim Cramer has said: Now is not a time to panic.

FUCK

TRUMP IS A FUCKING PANICAN

Imagine falling for the most obvious bulltrap in history

KILL HASSETT THAT FUCKING FAGGOT

I'm from europe. TRUMP WON THE BET, GLOBALISM IS OVER. We cucked out during the talks about the tarifs saying shit like "we expect a commesurate response from our american partners" while trump was saying shit like "we are not giving more money to those europoors for nato". Literally KEKED

kek, fucking clowns

Guys I bought on Thursday at the first dip. Thought it would be a quick down and back. Moved $6k out of my savings just to watch it plummet twice over on Friday and this morning

not exactly a buckle
what you say beforehand was what is going to happen if the other "countries" dont play ball
make a deal of it's gonna happen again

still playing around 500

JUST DUMP IT YOU NIGGERS

Is the 90 days pause real? Did Trump cave?

FAKE
NEWS

traffic to tradingview is so massive the site is about to crash

GET IN THE BUNKER

HOLD THE LINE BOBOS
WE WILL WIN

WHAT THE FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

FUCK YOUR SUPPORT

lmao

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

the end goal of 4D chess is a fucking deflationary spiral

Villains whose motives are a mystery but it turns out they just want to see the world burn

So much for black Monday.

market rallying around confirmed fake news

it's worse than I've ever even imagined

Don’t the actual individualized rates for the tariffs only start going into effect on Wednesday? I am genuinely not sure today is the bottom

yes, market is still delusional enough to hope for a delay