/smg/ - Stock Market General

Here's wishing for a pleasant market crash and a deluge of pink Wojaks. PINGAS.

Slurp away son, i dare you.

EU being wishy washy but not ruling out retaliation

by the time those slow fags finally retaliate it'll be fucking June

just wait for orang to tweet that he will not negotiate and we droppin again

Not happening
EU just caved

Is the EU retaliating or not?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED FUD

EU, drop your 19% VAT

KEK

30 min countdown has started

I can't believe fucking boom rock retards on /pmg/ fucking won. All because of fucking a retarded cheeto is at the wheel of american empire and is willing to throw it all away for just the memes

Navarro wants EU to drop VAT and stop "cheating" in order to make a deal

what time do the faggots start doing media hits and make everything worse?

yesn't

Where is this from?

Your money, you risk it.

this means there’s not going to be a deal and the EU will retaliate

NEVER happening, EU will retaliate

gold isn't for making money, anon, its for not losing it.

sauce?

that is never going to happen

Peter Navarro, CNBC (mastermind behind the tariffs)

so glad I closed my trading account a few weeks back kek fuck this orange retard

That's never happening
He can suck it

Lol

The EU press conference they said they’ll negotiate so HA

Fucking wew lad, EU isn't dropping VAT this is somehow the most retarded thing to come out of America this past week and that's genuinely impressive

capitulated

Does "We have prepared retaliatory countermeasures if you don't come to the table, cheeto-face" sound like capitulation to you?

Plot twist: the only retard here was you this entire time.

10 MINUTES TO EU MEETING
25 MINUTES TO MARKET MELTY

You aren't planning on sleeping, are you, anons?

lmao not in a million fucking years is this gonna happen

I think people are still delusional thinking there will be reasonable demands from trump to capitulate to
he wants to completely erase any US trade deficits no matter now retarded that is

I forgive you for doubting me.

VAT is not a tariffs, you pay that shit on all goods. Wtf, Navarro. I refuse to believe he doesn't understand this, there is something else going on here.

only a 2% drop? nothing ever happens

were bottoming today

Link?

trump smells like farts

Yes, goyim, that's the right attitude. They say the best things in life are free. Sell your house and all those silly metals. What have they ever done for you, really?

I refuse to believe he doesn't understand this

He calls it "non-tariff" cheating.

Saved.

There is
He's got a company that profits if the market crashes

The part where they said they want 0:0 tariffs does

Okay everything liquidated at market open I’m down about 2% due to crabbing, please pump today to eradicate shorters and let Trump keep his big balls out for another few days to crush the market into ashes. Gamblor hear me prayer

you're bottoming today for a big ol bear

will the amerimutts drop their sales taxes too then lol?

what trade will you adopt in the post crash world?

pre trump:

JOE BUDDEN IS TRYING TO TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU

post trump:

Pfft… you don't need anything. You'll own nothing, and you'll be happy.

trump wants far more than that so it’s going to be retaliatory tariffs

Stockingmendor, lots of pretty girl interactions

yurop opened in complete panic but recovered half of it already, big gains for 9.00 buyers
nothing ever happens

On a scale of 1 - 10, 1 being a minor inconvenience and 10 being start buying tinned food, where are we at right now fellas?

I did four of those already.

It was 0:0 tariffs for specific automotor parts and it was proposed some time back but Trump didn't seem interested.

2% drop following a 20% drop from ATH

Y-yeah nothing ever happens h-haha

The white house is just in a race to who can say the most retarded statements, huh? The real question is, who will be the most retarded?

Hmm

Truly deranged

don't forget you can hopefully sniff some dirty stockings

5 because everything is magic

like an 8

Trade is bad

europe is fine, as is the rest of the world. they will stabalise and increase trade with china. usa is ultimately the only one that is fucked.

Genuine question. Is the 19% VAT for all goods, including goods produced in the EU? Or is it placed on imported goods only? I’m not a eurofaggot, so I genuinely don’t know and I’m too lazy to google the answer

what if EU declares war on US? markets like that kinda thing right?

lol I fucking called it a couple threads ago
it's never going to happen, brace for retaliation

7 minutes to EU COMMISION TRADE COUNCIL CONFERENCE

Is this retard ever right

EU to broaden economic ties with Mexico and ASEAN

Thanks for giving up economic hegemony burgercucks

EU already cucking out

did you niggers really think these cuck bureaucrat's would do anything other than screech.

all the EU does is talk a bunch and do absolutely fucking NOTHING.

Depends on how old you are. 50 and up? You're screwed.

stockingmender? I hardly know 'er!

it's a sales tax nigger

I'm bullish as fuck right now
Slurrrrp

Dude, Navarro literally said that they weren't taking the tariff off of Vietnam even when Vietnam was on their knees begging to lower both sides to 0 percent mutual tariffs because he thinks trade deficits due to a country being poor and having a low-value currency are cheating.

Dude has a vendetta against the CONCEPT of an import economy, he wants the restructure the US to be a primary producer economy (ie. to manufacture everything at home and sell to other countries like China).

It's not even necessarily that he doesn't understand the current economy, he wants the current US economy GONE because he's ideologically opposed to it on principle.

all goods regardless of origin, its just a sales tax

Despite their assets eu would lose in a non nuclear war

Is trumpisatva gonna do it?

reminder that (You) are a weak and stupid person

total boomer death

total boomer death.

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

Gravedigger, it's going to be a very lucrative business

its an alternative sales tax lmao

it’s on all sales
trump is basically asking for duty free sales on all American goods globally and for poor shitholes like Madagascar to buy as much from the US as they buy from them. It’s as retarded as it sounds

it's everything but gold here
also 25% lol

fuck i missed the bottom again. we are already recovering

VAT is on all goods no matter where it's produced imported or not

That's President Trump for you

5 MINUTES TO EU MEETING

What did the EU do?

All goods by category, no preference given to country of origin. A hat made in France gets the same VAT as one made in China.

Some goods are exempt, e.g. food and drink for human consumption.

Ok makes sense. Then yeah it is retarded to ask them to drop it.

Black Monday back on bros

ARE WE READY?!

not having a stockpile of tinned food and starch already

ngmi

what are his nurses doing?

So he wants autarky, essentially?
For what purpose, even. Now US gets physical goods in exchange of fiat, aka resources for fugazzi.

Can't wait to own the libs today, brother!

now you understand how retarded blumpfs demands are

Stockpile rice and beans

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but nowadays you would mostly deal with femboys

MR PRESIDENT
I TIRED OF WINNING

Sounds a lot like Eric Trump dumping crypto shortly after telling people to hold.

sex

Trade with China

Everyone in the world is trying to sell shit externally to the US while buying nothing. You think the world will standardize by selling to China when China absolutely doesn't buy shit except onions beans and meat?

Oh boy I can't wait to plant vanilla beans, bananas and coffee beans in Iowa

Based Boomer Remover.

anyone else planning on unironically killing themselves if it actually goes worst case scenario and triggers the 20% circuit-breaker several days in a row? do you think jumping from a rooftop would hurt that much?

THIS IS IT
THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS UPON US
ONLY UP FROM HERE

Ruin?

I think I'm going to invest in some yellow paint, a straw hat, and buck teeth

LET'S GO

Thank you for watching

don't you dare panic

He said femboys, not NTRmen

win 2024 due to the boomer vote

liquidates their retirement accounts

We might actually see the Republican party collapse solely because they screwed over senior citizens for zero reason. What a world.

do you think jumping from a rooftop would hurt that much?

make sure it's high enough and that you jump and try to land head first

Retard. Actual boomers have already pulled most of their hoarded wealth out of the stock market. I'm sick of this lie that "we're owning the heckin' boomers, guys!" when in reality it's everyone else who is gonna get fucked over

16 min

Yes, he wants autarky.
As for why, not really sure, I think he believes it to be a more resilient economic structure or something to that effect.

I want to believe but can you please provide back for this claim

GET IN HERE

what does this even mean?

You.dont always die right away

Ya’ll ready for this?

Nice nice nice
Wow wow wow

Ah yes, increase trade with China... the same country that flooded the Eurozone with cheap EV's just a few years ago and completely destroyed Europe's once powerhouse car manufacturing industry. Surely nothing will go wrong.

I broke all three egg yolks while cooking breakfast, no dippy for me

No... not like this. It's over, isn't it?

So he wants autarky, essentially?

this would have to be the assumption, given that they want to completely erase u.s. trade deficits and bring back a manufacturing based economy. as based as autarky is, its a pipedream.

how do I join the Panican party

they sound sensible

provide back for the bull run

Positive thinking and belief in the power of friendship

Asia got smacked wow

flooded the Eurozone with cheap EV's

hardly see them around. they don't sell well

take your meds, donald

I have been annoyed at trump and the migatards who’s continue to defend him long before today, trust me on that. I was annoyed when he enacted the first tariffs back in late January because I love me sheinslop

please crash
please
it makes me smile

DON'T PANIC

Still holding around -1000

Granted

link

most people are stupid and weak

BREAKING: Peter Navarro says that the Trump administration isn’t interested in making any deals with countries that are offering zero tariffs in response to Trump’s tariffs. He calls it “zero tariff cheating” and a “misdirection.”

nitter.poast.org/stillgray/status/1909229982791909621#m

1920s great depression

2020s might be heading to a depression

kinda spoopy
surely the number schizos on Anon Babble can explain this one

it's a sales tax that is charged to the consumer of a good but can be reclaimed by the consumer if the consumer is a business that also sells VATable goods
so for example say I sell chocolate to a consumer which is a business that puts the chocolate into bread, who sells the bread to a retail consumer
the chocolate supplier charges 20% VAT to the bread maker and they pay that to the government
the bread supplier/maker pays the 20% to the chocolate supplier but can reclaim that from the government, they also charge 20% VAT to the end consumer and they have to pay that to the government
the consumer pays 20% VAT on the bread and they can't reclaim

other anons are completely wrong- it is not on all sales, only certain types of goods, many goods are zero-rated

trump's issue with it (as far as I can see) is that when you import a car from the US the EU-based purchaser has to pay 20% VAT, but there is no equivalent when exporting a car from the EU to the US except for the US' tariffs. However, trump ignores that the US has domestic sales taxes as well which operate on similar lines/principles

audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1?lg=INT

Here here, everything is sold now let’s take this shit to the bottom boys, enjoy the show

lmao you fucking retards

Just 10 minutes left bros.

I hope the economy gets a nuke dropped on it's head

yooooo were my paniggas at

my dad works for the stock market for the president and he says its over

Panicans GET OUT

sell

When do we start panicking?

best soil in the world

This fag is a retard and I hope he bleeds from ass cancer

america will never become a producer economy with its current demographics
orange man is living in the past

Republican had to talk control during both.

laughing so hard at libtards, they really thought its the big one this time LMAO
When will you realize he always wins?

Nvidia has already lost 10%

It's SO fucking over.

yes
because this guy believes that trade deficits are inherently bad
he wants america to not have a trade deficit with any country
its not about tariffs (for him)

I’m gonna just buy 1k of DIA puts at open. What could go wrong

Which USD stock will look like this? easy panic buys

ITS SO OVER HOLY SHIT!

PANICCANS GET THE ROPE

There is only one person I trust...... what's he saying on this bros?

I care less about stonks now, but on what actual effect will tariffs have on the real economy.

Invest in American companies buying bitcoin. $MSTR $GME

Extremely based
MBOBOGA

rape the orange fuck

They really want an economic revolution, to burn it all down. No reason, the old rules don't apply anymore.
Everyone will suffer but they don't care, I admire their resolve at least.

How can you be this fucking stupid

incredible

is this a good time to ignore the stock market and apply for jobs

Your status?

I'm back like I said I'd be, do we still reckon its all owari da?

NIFTY and SENSEX the strongest

saars!

i don't think anyone on earth wants to do that. not even the jeets.

Fuck it, we live in tard world so what’s the most retarded way for this trade war to end?

Here's my unfounded copespiracy theory. These trading firms' buy/sell algos/computers refuse to allow the market to hit breaker. Therefore, they literally just schedule trades to ensure they hover above it, lie that the trade went through instantly, and have a slush fund to 'cover' the cost of the lie in case someone calls them and tries to cash out.

Therefore, we could be entirely in free fall since two days ago but all we'll get is just an endless -5% day after day after day bleed from the scheduled transactions forever unless/until someone calls their shit.

Panic.

10 MINUTES UNTIL SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE BEGINS

10
Fucking
Minutes

fellow panicans, lets ride

Sourdough bread:

80gr starter

800gr all-purpose flour

450ml water

Mix till incorporated, but not smooth

Add 12gr salt

Add 50ml water

Slap and fold 2 minutes
Slap and fold thrice every 45 minutes until

flexible

smooth

airy

Shape the dough

stretch out into square

fold one side over the other

roll up

pinch the folds so the dough is closed

Put in bread basket on cloth with flour sprinkled on top
Cover bread with damp cloth
Put in fridge or cool space for about 8-10hrs
Afterwards,

preheat oven with dutch oven inside at 240°C

take it out

make small cut in length about 0,5cm deep

put bread in pan with ice inside and lid on for 25min

take lid off, heat to 220°C and another 20min in

take it out, put it on a rack for 6 hours
You now have bread

breaking MY FUCKING BALLS

multibillionaire telling the poors not to panic

ABANDON YOUR STOCKS!

SELL! SELL FOR YOU LIVES!

Euphoric. The system that made me poor is crashing

just remember that underlying this entire thing is nothing but american greed
they're the richest country in the world and it's not enough

Gee I wonder why Trump’s AIPAC guy wants to crash this thing with no survivors?

KEK
E
K
Bonus - you will see the (((infighting))) continue between hedgies as the global financial collapse continues to get triggered

what beer is that friend

trump being impeached and convicted and imprisoned in a crystal by Biden
alternatively, assassination

yep it's shitting

Do I cancel my 100k liquidation sell order for VOO or not

it's over

the united states starts blockading ports with military vessels like its the 1800s and demanding better trade deals at gunpoint.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
slurpies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed, the fundamental problem with Navarro and the Trump Admin's perspective on this is that for America to become a producer economy, it would have to be able to manufacture products at competitive prices compared to China, India, Vietnam etc.

Somehow, I don't see american workers being willing to work for less than $1/hour in sweatshop conditions as would be needed to be able to compete with other modern producer economies.

There's a reason all the developed nations offloaded that shit onto the poor shitholes, no one in a wealthy country is going to be willing to work those jobs.

I'm hearing airplan warnings in my head

pull up

pull up

bank right

pull up

What stocks are all the elites going to buy when everything is at lowest. I want in on this wealth transfer

they're going to delay the meeting until 5 minutes before open

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BROS HOLY SHIT

I SAY KAMALA YOU SAY SORRY

KAMALA

DA NE UBIVAYTE

stream?

How did Americans get this cancerous

what the fuck is that

Dortmunder Vier amigo, pretty cheap stuff

Yeah I'm LONG AMERICA
how could you tell?

audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1?lg=INT

TRUMP

what the fuck is that

Honestly, this is good. The rest of the world needs to shun the American like it does the North Korean, and the Russian. They're fucking retards and need to be treated as such. This is a good thing.

NYOOO YOU MUST BE AN EQUITY GOY YOU CANNOT EVER PLAY SAFE AND WAIT FOR A CRASH

jews seething constantly ive been through this song and dance and have dry powder waiting for this day

8 minutes until all those margin calls come in

kek a return to privateering on the US shore would be hilarious

I'm hearing airplan warnings in my head

>pull up

retard

retard

I assume a guy in a goat costume with another guy behind him

sum ting wong
wi tu lo

Gonna buy TZA and then tbe market.is miraculously gonna recover or trump is gonna say something and ill lose 50%

BOTTOM AHEAD

BOTTOM AHEAD

WE GAAN

Yes if it’s AtBest

Been in the hospital for a week with a dead phone lost about 18% in my portfolio for this week. I've done my best to save up for the last 6 years only being able to put 40K in, haven't put anything in for the last 2 years. I'm now at 38K and afraid of fucking the buyback up. My peak was at 95K and didn't sell then

I’m selling all my Nvidia anyway since it was headed for a bubble anyway. i’ll reinvest when he’s out of office or someone finally puts him in the ground.

Seething euro detected

gonna take a shit before everything crashes, wish me luck

"Retard" is slow in French, after all. SLOW DOWN!

POLAND'S WARSAW STOCK EXCHANGE SAYS IT HAS RESOLVED TO SUSPEND TRADING IN SHARES FROM 3:15 PM TO 4:15 PM FOR SECURITY REASONS

nuh uh its gonna skyrocket to green
its already priced in + they've sold
thats why prices crashed earlier but are fine now

going to be buying this dip tbqh

OH NO NO NO NO

those are mostly bots
notice how some of them just repeat partial parts of what was tweeted or restate it another way
there's no real humans behind those accounts

youtu.be/vmbzKsqKQoI?t=36

And why doesn't the US drop its different states' VAT?

PM Ishiba tells the media after his phone call with Trump that he plans to name a minister in charge of tariff negotiations to carry out talks with Washington. He informed Trump that tariffs could cut back Japanese investment capacity.

So it begins
POOLS CLOSED

just wait
you're gonna shit yourself anyway when you see the charts

Honestly anon you should probably just keep hodling? The fed is gonna go ZIRP and print infinity money and stocks will rocket back up in a week or two

WE GAAN

This bitch got Trump into the office. I would have voted for Sanders or literally any white male Dem who doesn't push tranny agendas.

ITS PRICED IN

You cannot price in massive retaliatory tariffs on every product imported in an economy that imports almost everything

apple is going to take a mega hammering on wednesday when the china tariffs go up to 54%

could be a good bet

Stop noticing things.

Yuropoors thinking they will sit this one through

Vassals pay their lord after all.

nope im uneffected, i live on an island with penguins, but i'd rather the bad guys don't win

he wants the restructure the US to be a primary producer economy (ie. to manufacture everything at home and sell to other countries like China).

That's why Trump is not doing a mass deportation of illegal aliens, as he promised. He decided he needs a bigger labor force.

I would have voted for Sanders

so you just populists like a social media addict

tariffs could cut back Japanese investment capacity.

Context: Japan is the biggest buyer of USA debt

Priced in with the double -10%s last week.

you clearly can, premarket recovery of the stock indexes indicate this

euros holding out until the last possible minute to have this conference.

listen to this man. watch the charts first

I was of the opinion it was orchastrated for trump and his buddies to buy the dip and consolidate even more money....but at this point I do think they're actually just that retarded to do this thinking it'll be positive.

The absolute state

they forgot

No kill. Buy SOXS and SQQQ.

being a retard is so liberating

Someone convince me not to slurp TQQQ for a 2-3 day bounce swing.
I really want to buy with both hands

Where i work i see jumpers often and it has to be at least 30 feet to die. Otherwise you end up a vegetable or disabled

margins are calling, mumu

might just revert back to my corona safe havens..... denny's and lean hogs

Trump Advisor Peter Navarro moments ago on @CNBC talking about Elon Musk:

Elon “is not a car manufacturer. He’s a car assembler.”

Do they announce tariffs if the dow stays solid?

LINE MUST GO UP FOREVER!!!!!!!! STOPID DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not if you know what the queers have been doing to it

ten seconds before open

retardedburgerdumpsaftersayingwhat
“what”

-20%

no no it cannot happen

their website is down at the moment

Pull up
Pull up

What if they changed its name and then tell trump they get rid of It?

TSLA back at -7%

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Who here PANICAN?

BRRAAAAAAAACE

it's gonna be a boring lame -2%

why not just tariff the shit out of all of musk's companies and other big trump donors as the retaliation

RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

Yes.

He REALLY wants to see it crash

t minus 2 minutes

ONE MINUTE

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN

So were we all. I took a bigger hit than I would have liked by waiting to sell until today. Would be hilarious if the market pulled out a scam pump today though.

Brace for impact.
Good luck everyone. No matter what, remember you can recover your losses.

OK who tweeted now?

Impeach the fucker jesus christ

IMPACT

cute, I'd be friends with them

Ughh sorry I know I know
But I'm not checking my portfolio
I'm just not checking is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE IT COMES

are we all gonna die today?

Godspeed faggots, hope I'll see most of you at the bottom

Clapping of Americans starting soon

I'm fucking scared bros

dump et

Mission begins in 60 seconds.

<< It's time. >>

JEROME ANNOUNCED ZERO INTEREST RATES ECONOMIC EMERGENCY

people will start seething the second it happens after selling their bags kekkkk

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Boom

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

wtfwt

S&P500 down 5% already wtf!!!

retard in chief

I'm ready

CONTACT

CRASHING THIS PLANE, WITH NO SURVIVORS

what did the eu say?

DAMAGE REPROT

OVER G
OVER G
OVER G

Trump makes fagchanners seethe and that's all the evidence I need to know that he's based.

BRACE

HERE IT COMES GENTLEMEN, BRACE FOR IMPACT

HOLY MARKET DEATH -1000

ITS HABBENING

The happening!

CRASH BABY CRASH

00

HERE
WE
GO

NO DATA

IT'S OVER

HOLY FUCK ITS DUMPING KEK

I sold all my stocks in November to buy a house.

I'm just here for the fun of it now.

DONT BE A PANICAN

Good time to invest in s&p 500 yes or no?

*New*

zzz

Not even that bad yet

Dow immediate -3%

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS RETQRD UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S CONSUMERS WHO DECIDE WHAT CAR TO BUY!

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Instantly down 3% 1 second after open

Oh my god, this is going to be 2008 all over again

The fire rises

It's only a loss if you sell, don't be retard. Buy the dip.

giant VIX spike

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

BURN BABY BURN!
DISCO INFERNO!
BURN BABY BURN
BURN THAT MOTHER DOWN!

S&P -3.43% opening

thank you for opening your mouth to slurp the falling knife retards

-5% minimum

Erm sweety where is the crash? I want my 10% discount on stocks

EVERYTHING IS STILL RED

They dont need to sell well anymore. They already did their job and destroyed your Electric Vehicle and Car Manufacturing industry in general.

Somehow my loss on AMD calls was only 50%

-3.5% open

Yikes, it's going to be a rough day today.
I'm betting on a circuit breaker hit based on that.

We’re 2.5% away rn lol

Daily Reminder: this is payback for COVID btw.

Already -4.5

Oh shit, yeah, we circuit breakering at 7 percent down today.
There's no way it doesn't hit that. It's been less than an hour and it just keeps plummeting.

3 percent when?
WODDD

Eclipse Monday is here

Lol why the pump? Buyback for last time stocks were this low?

how to trade retardation levels

Gayest and fakest pump I've ever seen, wtf

it's pumping because I bought sqqq at 55.83

nothing ever happens

S&P just did the V

fake pump so retards fall for the "buy the dip"

This wont stop until billions are printed or tariffs revoked.

Don't be a a PANICAN patriots!!

ai sloppa

because it's actually marketers that determine what car consumers buy

I didn't realize the Panican Party has their own thread on Anon Babble! You fags wouldn't know a recession if it kicked you in the nuts.
CRISIS AVERTED, TRUMP 2028 BAYBEE

S&P went up 5.5% in two minutes