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/smg/ - Stock Market General

Don’t be a PANICAN edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

He's actually retarded

the third impact

if trump crashes the global economy he is the best president of all time
change my mind

nothing ever happens

-1000

IM PANICAN

Neon green.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

-1206

MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ARE GONE THE FUCK DO I DO

we're gonna craaaab

PANIGGAS WE OUT HERE

DAMAGE REPORT

only 3%

nothingburger

NO CHART

WE ARE SEEING CHICXULUB IMPACTOR LEVELS OF DESTRUCTION

down %3

so there's still 97% value left
who cares?
everyone needs to stop panicking

LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED YOU GUYS LIED

APOLOGIZE

3% is fine what are you worried about lol

-4% drop...
I expected -5%, got not too far

make mistake of talking to boom booms

le heckin ELLIOT waves

trump dindu nuffin

it will go back up next year

I hate boomers so much.

DOW -5%

robinhood crashing out

Wow. What a surprise. Another nothingburger. Two more weeks.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Don't sell?

I sincerely wish I had died back when I got covid

Breakers, here we come!

EUROPOORS STARTING
audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1?lg=INT

MAYDAY MAYDAY

LINE IS GOING DOWN

I REPEAT

LINE IS GOING DOWN

EU announcement starting:
audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

AAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO DIE NOOO PULL UP

PLAN STATUS?

ITS OVER

Sold that shit days ago cuh

not much a fucked up reject like you is good for

Let them cook
Bagholfers are fighting fresh buyers

I KNOW
I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

TESLA GOING DOWN

YESYESYES

EU press conference finally fucking started

rooftop

oh no my hecking tesler, coca cola, jack daniels and a generation of depressed teens from social media will be more expensive

big deal

EU MEETING STARTED THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS

-4%

Me want line go lower

Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)

Techbros taking the L instantly.

ITS RECESSION TIME

I‘VE BEEN AWFUL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT I COULD LIVE
WITH NO ONE BUT MYSELF

WALLAHI I'M FINISHED

BULLS BTFO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
BRING BACK WOKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

US stock market begins

not an instant breaker

You guys are panicking too much. Calm down. This is better than expected now.

-4%

Its over, isn't it?

already down almost 4% on open

holy shit.

TESLA BELOW $200 TODAY?

we do a bit of trolling

3-4% drop? nothingburger this isnt a black monday told you so

BEAR MARKET CONFIRMED

How can I ever recover from this?

The lower the line, the bigger the future gains.

by allah I am ruined

IT'S HAPPENING! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

PLUMMETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

boomers really voted for their own death

i hab no mo money to buy

go on without meh

C'MON TESLA, GO UNDER 200!

After only a few minutes... Good luck, friends.

Mere -4%

Black Monday fags btfo.

boomer's retirement status?

Imagine being 65 about to retire and seeing this.

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

WDHMBT? cnbc.com/2025/04/07/peter-navarro-says-vietnams-0percent-tariff-offer-is-not-enough-its-the-non-tariff-cheating-that-matters.html

Market is thinking about -1300

what the fuck is that creaking noise AIIEEEEEEE

nothing to worry about LOL
bears btfo

oil touching $60 a barrel

tankerbros - dare I say it, is it our time again?

OOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN

Is it already frozen WTF LMAO

hedge funds

they're not hedged

BRING BACK DEI
BRING BACK WOKE
BRING BACK TRANS ATHLETES
BRING BACK DRAG QUEEN STORY TIME
BRING BACK LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

buy AAPL, MSFT and NVDA for easy free money

Dubs and we get circuit breakers

3% now

nevermind its just a nothing burger. No black monday

3%. oh look it's a nothing burger. NYSE only one down 6. the absolute state of doomers. I told you to wait for EU before doom.

Tell us about plan B bitch Euro ass
Oh yeah what even was tue instant drop on BM 1.0? Oldfags?

NASDAQ: -666

Oops we slid to -1360 pretty fast

That's it, I'm buying kneepads.

whats the issue?????

SOXL puts

VIX calls

Why isn’t everyone doing this

HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!

The Greater Depression begins NOW

SPY -4%
SPY -4%
SPY -4%
SPY -4%
SPY -4%

I always wonder about the cucks that have to do the bell-ring thing when there's a shitstorm kek

S&P getting rinsed

male sexo

What to buy???

WAS IT ALL A GAME TO YOU

what does it always start the day flat?

Approaching -1450

It's already levelling off compared to Friday

Why are we panicking again?

so basically

why are you poor?

lmao

surely this will stop any second now

It is really funny bit of irony
Haha were so happy haha the stock market is about to rinse trilliona

drop your tariffs

trump refuses to drop his

So why the fuck would every country not just go tariff for tariff instead?

WHERE ARE YOU NOW SLURPERS AAHAHAHAAH!

BLANKETS AND BEANS NIGGER

tesla down 19% already

bahahaha

sneeding rn

where the fuck is the crash????? I WANT CHEAP SHIT YOU FAGGOTS

OH SHIT THE DOW IS SLIPPING FAST -1400

this nigger keeps yapping just say the response you ESL faggot

shouldn't have tunred the west into a shithole, you have no idea how much zoomers want to see this shit burn.

total boomer death.

I FUCKING MISS SLEEPY JOE

-4%

PANICANS RISE
-4%

-4%

PANICANS RISE
-4%

-4%

PANICANS RISE
-4%

-4%

PANICANS RISE
-4%

-4%

PANICANS RISE
-4%

-4%

PANICANS RISE

Shouldn’t be a panican (weak and stupid)

this but unironically

CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit I thought I was a retard for pulling out yesterday, turns out I saved myself

CIRCUIT BREAK

Irony

Circuit breakers incoming

Bobo money coming in

YESYESYES

panicans are BTFO

Fucking huge slide, -1500

Slurp so I can exit
SLURP SO I CAN EXIT

4% buywall gone

I sure hope you catch it by the handle.

Japan negotiating

It's working...

Omg aquabounty up 3.64%! YES

Newfriends of smg panicking at -4% might stop trading and go focus on something else. We have seen negative oil prices here where they were paying money for people to accept oil deliveries. The market can get a lot worse.

-1488, let's go !

MY MASSIVELY INFLATED BUBBLE ECONOMY WASN'T BASED ON ANY ACTUAL MACROECONOMIC FUNDAMENTALS AND IS GOING DOWN 5%?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Glad im not a rican

Vietnam is basically a Chinese port. China pays some small bribes and then shit is "made in Vietnam".

That is probably what will happen. Trump has once again stated this isn't open to negotiations and they aren't dropped until the deficit is balanced or there is a surplus on the American side which isn't going to happen. Countries are going to turn from trying to appease Trump to telling him to go fuck himself because they're fucked anyways.

DOW DOWN -1500

god damn, I was not bearish enough

drumpf bending the knee

kramer calling for SPX 4000

Sorry bobo, crash cancelled.

I forgot how fun it is to watch the market crash. Last time we did this was in 2020. A more innocent year. It was also in the Spring.

4%

I'm going to need to set more alerts on my SHORTS. A HAHAHAHAHA HAHA

there is nothing to negotiate

LEGENDARY TESLA DUMP. HAHAHAHA

This is actually worse possible outcome
Big dip but very far from the bottom
a -20% would be more desirable

Is this the $6 SOXL waiting room?

Where can you see tsla in real time? Yahoo is delayed 15min

VIX Chads keep winning

Dow resting s moment

He wants to sell?

break the circuit

Negotiating what? I thought tariffs are to bring manufacturing back, not for negotiations?

This market opening is brought to you by Dollar Tree: Where you'll be shopping exclusively soon.

I solded

Everyone told you he would fold

EU already offering zero-for-zero tariffs

Crash cancelled

Oh shit this version is sicker

I know right, we need a 30% correction at least then you buy, then jerome turns on the printer but jews aint even selling despite seething all weekend

Last time we did this was in 2020. A more innocent year

I also had a job that wasn't a complete meme. sad. COVID buck broke me. I wonder what this meltdown will do.

Japs could end up rescuing some of the market here if they can get the orange retard to under control but as soon as the EU announces the retaliation (which they will) it's absolutely FUCKED

DO NOT PANIC

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people are panicking over a loss that's barely 5%

It's time to admit you guys lost. The great panic of 2025 has failed.

say it aint so habibi

He blinked. The tariffs on Canada and Mexico were already fake tariffs I wonder if he'll turn these into fake ones too.

folio already up 18% today

Thank you orange nigger

soxl sissies...

lmao if only he could read
Other countries rarely buy american cars because those aren't adapted to their countries.
Don't have cheap oil so a gaz-guzzling mastodont is a problem.
Smaller roads so small cars prefered.
Not as much parking space.
Stronger limitations and enforcement, no need for a rocket propeller.

Trump is going to retire me

If you aren't panicking right now, it's because you're mentally retarded

Japan is never in a gorillion years going to buy american cars, he is so fucking retarded

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was based on non literal retards running the country, actually. That has now been proven unequivocally no longer true.

LIKE I SAID.. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

bulls deep-throating knives rn

he doesn’t know about Vietnam

not that bad for me besides oil 2bh
now the question is what to slurp? I don't think NVDAs gonna ever go back to what it was

navarro already said zero-for-zero tariffs arent enough.

DENN -6.4%

Bobo? Please pull up

you will live to see $1 soxl

Kino

The mean EU tariff were already at like 2% across the board, so Trump dumped the entire world economy over 2%?

DUMPING

I LOOK AWAY FOR 5 SECONDS AND ITS DROPPED FROM 3.9 TO 4.25

Why would a cash god who saw bubble p/e panic? You should have been in bonds/metals a year ago waiting for this

Driving on the wrong side of the road is tariff cheating.

Bout to be 2 dollars per item after this

N O P A N I C ?

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It's working...

This. The entire world keeps giving him an out and he keeps telling them to fuck off. We're already off the cliff and any other conclusion is PURE mumucope.

WARNING
ALTITUDE
PULL UP PULL UP

4.20%

IT'S GOING DOWN TO 5% NO SURVIVORS

Trump dumped the entire world economy over 2%?

Yes.
Welcome to why the market is crashing. The man at the helm is insane.

GOODBYE TESLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Wtf is going on with vix

Long tlt anon here... I told you to get tlt... I told you many times.

Seeing the World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers at 11:00 A.M. Exciting!!! DJT

It's literally fucking so over, it isn't even funny.

HEY DOLLAR MILKSHAKE FAG
I DRINK IT, RETARD

youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

HOLD THE LINE
UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND SUPPORT AT 4766

Statement released about tesla customers. Their private study suggests they lost 10% of their customers due to political backlash. However they say it's a conservative estimate at this time.

RETARD
RETARD
RETERD

Why would the Japanese buy American cars in high numbers? Ford these days is nearly exclusively a large truck and suv producer.

I’m buying NVIDIA RIGHT NOW. R8 my decision

youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA

This retard thinks japs will start buying F150s. There's a reason everyone buys jap cars instead.

Dow on a 4.5% drop

I am not gonna make it brehs...

DADDY ELON
DADDY ELON MAKE IT STOP

he isnt cash right now

your NGMI nigger, should have pulled out last week and wait for the dip.

Where can I see TSLA in real time?

reading this thread when youve sold everything is pretty odd. cutting losses is pretty nice

-1600

VIX absolutely mooning

TSLA -10.35%

LMAO

HOLKY FUCK MY PUTS

only some eu counter tariffs delayed. most hit april 15th as planned.

Tesla could actually be fucking done holy shit

its only a 4% drop thats not bearish
buy the dip
duh

Panican (weak and stupid) bros won

who thought "negotiations" weren't the natural conclusion of slapping on tariffs?

Panic.

YOURE GONNA MISS OUT BUY NNOW

TESLA DOWN 25%

If it hasn't dropped any harder than now, it's not going to hit circuit breaker. The people have spoken, the tariffs are working.

everything going down is going to come back with profit, so the only panic I feel is that I'm around a lot of ignorant panicans

doesn't matter, just like with the Eu and China now he just has to make it look like a win for his dumbass supporters. Currently tariff are less than 2% in most countries, they will remove them and Trump will claim victory while fuck all will happen because people don't want to buy american cars and such for other reason , especially after this shit

he will go back in talks to annex greenland and canada after that to distract the world

cash? what are you going to do with cash?

based paul appreciator

Here is your can boomer.
Would you like to kick it?
Would you like to kick the can?

I wouldn't want to be a street cleaner on Wall Street today.

Do I start buying th dip today? What do I buy?

me on the left, my only offspring growing on the right

I have a confession to make. The only reason I'm so euphoric about this crash is that I have nothing going for me in life. I'm a bobo because I'm miserable and I want everyone else to me just as miserable as I am.

TESLA IS FUCKING DONE

finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/

10%

conservative estimate

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the average american car wouldnt even fit on a japanese street. i spent almost a year of my life in japan when i was in the army and only saw like 5 american cars, and im pretty sure all of them were ford mustangs. i dont recall seeing anything else.

What inverse leverages should i.buy bros?

how long till circuit breaker?

conservative estimate

post market theme
youtu.be/9sTQ0QdkN3Q?list=RD-w2m-TeLi6I

Bros... It ain't looking good...

VTI almost -5%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LEGENDARY SELL OFF HAHAHAHAHAHA
SUB 200 IS BACK

I don't have any cash, I'm broke?

At this rate? Another hour or so for the first circuit breaker.

Chunk of me thinks it'll be on the slow decline throughout the day, you now have all these international companies that are based in the USA who are now going to have to make statements about future profits.

He's probably going to propose a weak customs and free movement deal with Carney or something which will spike the markets and let him harp to his supporters that he "economically annexed Canada"

Lads we can't arse around buying lots of different stocks in a bear market
If we all agree to buy just one, say GME, the price will go up!
Let's beat the bear market and all buy GME

not all red

Remain calm, there's still hope left.

Meaning leftists open fire in public on CyberTrucks and cops do nothing because they're all leftists also. Does this prove that terrorism is good and works?

Same here. This is how you learn risk management, I guess. Feels pretty warm and safe. Hedged. In my lane.

PULL THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

snp went from -4.42% to -4.18%
happening cancelled

what is the EU doing? i couldnt pay attention to what that guy was saying

I'm growing corn.

BASEBALL!!!!!!! truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114296933498836216

SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

me too

Japanese cars driving wheel is on the right side of the car...

party's over

Now you understand the average MAGAretard

i bought the falling knive
it hurts

It’s time for you people to go back to your board since you’re bored off this now

Dodgers

Will the cute shark girl be there again?

What a fucking nothing burger we aren't even at 7% first breaker yet

OVER -1600

tfw I was pretty sure this was going to happen 2 weeks ago but because it's been drilled into me that time in the market beats timing the market since I was a kid I didn't sell

Anyone else know this feel

working

401k status?

What I'm saying is that if they can't stomach the down trend slow bleeding market then they shouldn't be doing it.

You are not ready to be trading if you can't even see a -50% drop without panicking. Might as well buy an index and ignore it for 40 years.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

we're back

you did buy the dip, didn't you anon?

same

I S A I D N O P A N I C

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Wait holy shit my Tesla shorts might make some back kek

SP500 GOING UP?

I am in mostly cash, you dumbfuck. It's not about my personal gains or losses, it's about the fact that they're destroying the economy on purpose. If you can't see what's going on, I envy your ignorance

Wallah. And just like that it's recovered.

lol it's recovering, i just sold the bottom too

Not much, talked about things to do to buttress their economy, no threats but also no fig leaves to USA

lol already bottomed
just a normal day

Wtf

NOOOOOOO AS SOON AS I BOUGHT PUTS THE MARKET RECOVERED.TYPICAL RIGGED.MARKET

told you
GREEN MONDAY

What site is this?

Dead cat bounce?

conservative estimate

thats how you know its way fucking worse

who the fuck just bought over a hundred points worth of the DOW in one second
WTF is wrong with him?

he thinks the corn will save him

CIRCUIT BREAKERS?!

newfriends thing this is bad

they dont realize its a Shmita year in 2028

you have seen nothing yet

spy jumped-up by 1% in 5 minutes

what the fuck?

yep, relentless bids

who sold (so we can laugh)

At a certain point you have to trade on the fundamentals. There is categorically no reason to believe the fundamentals are anything but universally terrible right now. You don't need to be a savvy investor or an economist to look at an average tariff rate north of 20% kicking in on the fucking 9th to see that this is going to end very, very poorly for all of us.

We didn't need money, anyway.

I hope post-orangeman crash is as comfy as post-covid crash. I miss Workhorse memes, GME cat, tesla vs nio shitposting, etc.

FINVIZ

just wait it turn again

Plunge Protection Team

He doesn't know...

KEK

finviz

BULL TRAP

GET THE FUCK DOWN

Buy the top

Does any of this mean anything for me as a Bong?

this dude elon blew 200 billion dollars because he wanted to be king of chuds. once in a generation levels of retardation. its impressive

good, total boomer death i hope your 401k burns to the ground nigger

wait for the fags to lose everything then SLUUUURRP

why the fuck are you here then

its a GREEN MONDAY you didnt believe but look the S&P already up

BEARS BTFO

it's rigged. There was never a stock market.

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

LONG BSBL

Now 4.5, oh no no no

What the fuck do I do bros.....I just transferred my last 20k to my chequing account from savings and I am about to transfer it in to buy like an oil ETF at the bottom or something just to make some money back hopefully....

panicans we're so back

So black monday is cancelled then

What fucking retards are still buying

Dead cat

Back down we go

Nope. Once I saw that Trump's cabinet was full of idiots and that the Senate was going to be a bunch of loyalists who tell Trump everything he wants to hear, I got entirely out of all markets.

That‘s only a rule of the thumb and humans have an average lifespan of 80 years (100 if you invest in longevity). If you miss the selloff point once you might not recover for decades.

Are we back bros?

HOLY BOUNCE

-3.5%

up

Who bought the top, be honest

if you guys think this is the bottom I genuinely feel bad for you

nothing ever happens.

We can bring back those time you just need to buy some GME

His companies have systems in place to avoid him screwing them up.

nooo why didnt we listen to barney sandles and elizabeth warren and schumer :( :( :( :(

FTSE is also fucked famalam but if you have an S&S ISA it's probably invested in US stocks
however expect several bank of england rate cuts
we aren't really effected because we only got a 10% tariff and US-UK trade talks are more progressed than people realise

we're reaching levels of fear previously thought impossible.

you are not a dog, stop conditioning yourself and be rational
you clearly know what ur doing somewhat

he bought

multiple muslim-only towns, niggers can kill or rape anyone without consequences

worry about stocks

STOP BUYING THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA
STOP.
BUYING.

thank you kind anons. Is this more reliable than biz or google finance? Numbers are wildly different

2021s peak is now the floor

1-2 men have the power to completely fuck the markets up

this stock shit is so incredibly fake and gay. I should have built a chicken coop or something

putting money on things at this moment is like bedding on red. We've not seen the full extent of retaliatory tariffs yet, could be nowhere near the bottom.

Roll the credits.

This isn't looking great - Can Trump break out Plan B or something? I assume he has a backup.

They can just sell their dollar reserves, let their currencies appreciate and simply pay the tariffs.

The formula really is a Thanos snap, it will work. If they don't want to import more from the US, then the tariffs will simply force them to stop exporting.

This early in the season? It can still freeze in May

I paid off my mortgage with GME originally; I'm never touching it again.

captcha: kj00x

Stop catching falling knives and don't suicide

It's up to date, but you have to manually refresh.

new tax year started just in time for a discount in my S&S ISA

OOOOOOOOOO

seriously who is still slurping
theres no way thats big money

conservative estimate

kek I get it

Plan?

WORST THREE-DAY DROP SINCE WW2

oil etf in a recession

All the retailies sold? Time for blackrocks rally

Tell me!

some mega retard just took tesla back up to 6%

Lmao

it's going up

We're going to make it bros.

why is it going up

Because this is the stock market general thread?

Cantor Fitzgerald kek

smci is green

Kek

this just goes to show that retail investors will buy anything

Fair
It's green on the day now lol, just letting you know

You have to be kidding me. Why did I choose Amazon to short?

electing a literal retard as president was a bad idea

wow almost like voting actually does make a difference

stop buying

when the whole country is on sale

The fuck is the news for that sudden fake pump

It is going back up
Good initial stress test but we are good now back to business

Have fun with vehicle taxes
pref.aichi.jp/global/en/living/taxes/tax.pdf

We're already pumping you babies

saudis up green today :^)
literally killed their own corner market just to chase it

A demented retard was fine why is a non-demented retard causing so much havoc

cnn

Fake news
MAGA

Did retail wake up?

Should I risk $400,000 in the stock market or on minigun ammo??

THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT
THIS IS "THE BIG ONE"

Sell it. Just sell it. The tariffs haven't even kicked in yet. The institutions are holding because they have fiduciary obligations and can't drop a whole portfolio on uncertainty alone. Once the tariffs kick in, companies have to pay billions of taxes, new fundamentals and valuations will drop. Get out while you still can.

CHEAPIES
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i don't think so

new news comes out that makes trump look like a retard

everyone calls him a retard here/on twitter etc

1/2 hours later, all the trumpfags finally respond to the news and use the exact same (retarded) talking point but pretending its a good thing actually

i feel like im going crazy, it genuinely seems like actual trump supporters dont exist anymore and everyone else is some indian bot or some guy trying to get replies (even though they barely get any), the entire fucking internet is like this now

When Orange Cunt does eventually bend the knee, NEVER FUCKING LET MAGATARDS FORGET that the tariffs were apparently supposed to bring manufacturing back. NEVER FUCKING LET THEM FORGET THAT

Hyper volatility and robot buying at a dip

God I hate this manipulated crap, THE MARKET IS A FAKE AND GAY.

check portfolio

PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES

non-demented retard

watch a trump rally from 2016 and watch one from now. The only difference between Trump and Biden is that Biden had smart people puppeteering him while republicans actually listen to their demented senila faggot

I'm in Texas, I think (hope) that we got the last of any freezes in Feb. We are having some chilly weather now but the soil is warm still.

I can't afford groceries

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Checks out, they think muscle cars are awesome, but they still can't be on a japanese street, they also drive opposite side of the road

was a 4% drop

rebounded to a 3% drop

fellow bears, are we losing?

NVIDIA PUMPING

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

He fell for it and thinks he won't lose everything

Activate the clown show

Okay anon. Your country exclusively gets doomer news about the rest of the world so that you're less likely to question the dogshit American system.

I'm out. I sold. I'm done with this shit.

MANIPULATION

that necklace

OOYYYY VEYYY

And during his first term Trump had tard wranglers

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

So the short squeeze theory was right.

what the fucking fuck

he sold?

PUMP IT

Brave and stunning message

You are retarded for thinking this problem would go away. I would kill myself if I lost 10% of my investment. Now you're stuck potentially losing all of it because you believe in this idiot. You get what you fucking deserve lol.

NVIDIA IS FUCKING PUUUUMPING

I would kill myself if I lost 10% of my investment

Pussy

Sorry, I was projecting my shitty weather (Ohio) onto you

BREAKING: This is now the worst three-day performance for the S&P 500 since October 1987

so your all invested and shitting yourself right now? My condolences.

line goes straight up

sounds like a good time to sell

HOLD MY BAG NVDA SLURPERS IM OUT HAHAHAHA.

Nothing ever happens

they sold

My puts don’t expire until the 17th so this dead cat bounce does not faze me

sold 300 @ 123.90
sold 103 @ 124.74

Now we're at 125.61

jfc

I did, 30k

Thoughts on this girl

No worries. I hope we get some good returns both financially and agriculturally Ohio-anon.

This is a good time to buy TMF (TLT x3) right?
Pls respond

my strategy is to wait until the Chinese tariffs are applied. I don't think US market manipulation can handle that

What is this Jewish nonsense pump

Hello mumu's, I decided to join you for today and tomorrow as it seems like both days will pump. Afterwards we will return to our regularly scheduled doomsday doomping

crab market

retail slurping. dropped my bag on them

she looks like your typical american feminist screech goblin

God dammit I sold the bottom

Well the 2025 bear market was fun, now we resume SPX 7000 EOY

hot, id let her suck my dick than glaze her kike beak nose and face.

time in the market beats timing the market

trading on the 1 min chart

cramer calls for black Monday

market will probably finish green

Will he finally be fired

buy it back and watch it go down more

EU had to explain VAT to americans

Holy shit

VAT aka retarded hidden nigger tax.

yeah april 10th is d day

Happens to the best of us

pulled the ripcord and sold all my LLY, JEPI, and MSFT to preserve what little gains i had this morning. after that the market started turning around. you are welcome.

everyone expects a black monday

nothing happens because theres no panic.

lol

hidden

It's included in the sale price unlike in the US

Best to sit this out. I'm not going to touch the market for a bit. I'm glad I was able to exit positive.

JEPI

Selling the defensive holding

i can arrange a panic for you. Billions must go down

and its a lot higher than the us vat equivalent sales tax

It’s actually gonna green what the fuck

All indexes about to go positive

bear trap or was the panic all for nothing

wise move, im sitting on cash after selling everything last week.

things need to fucking stabilize, hopefully we reach the bottom soon.

Pick an exit price already bc those tariffs is hanging over your investments. Can you believe Nvidia has become toxic due to the potential 40% tariffs? I feel like I'm dreaming Ton'.

Don't worry

When the market keeps pumping, you'll think you sold the bottom.

Then you'll buy back in.

Then you will truly learn.

WTF WAS THAT

no stock is safe right now, even precious metals have fallen.

buying in right now is playing russian roulette in my humble opinion.

HE SOLD THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF IS GOING ONNNNN??????????

holy shit what a bear trap

IM
IM
IM GONNA SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

my thoughts exactly

wholly fucking shit

Total Bobo Death

Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) is positive!

fellow bears.....we've been TRAPPED

Total Bobo Death

I sold 150k worth of my 200k portfolio at this morning's bottom.
You're welcome bros, they need to find one of us in the wreckage

Is this a fakeout or is this actually the time to slurp

tsm calls printing

wtf they said this thing is in a bear market

Puts that were up 120% are now washed

JUS IN: Trump 90 days paused for tariffs, besides China!!!!

lol
lmao even

See

this is a shit coin

switch price saved?

It's probably too late to slurp for the day. Squeezes can collapse rapidly but obviously, it wont collapse to previous lows.

my condolences

I sold 50k or my 230k portfolio

What will you do now?

I will wait until China imposes tariffs

THE GREATEST RUGPULL IN HISTORY

Lol, please God don't crash the market. I'm still looking for work .

oh god someone shoot this monkey already

He literally just wanted to get us some cheapies

Wow I expected a pump but the pump went straight through bobo's heart, it's okay though i doubt Trump will back off on his tariffs

Nobody knows the source yet!

Oh thank Christ Intel recovered, at least temporarily.

ARE WE WINNING?!

Source?

Sky news is saying CNBC reports that

TARIFF LEGAL CHALLENGE COULD BE FILED AS SOON AS FRIDAY: ABC

HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA

on auto parts
but this is Europe doing the "Anon, we need to talk" email.

STOP SELLING

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Intel is the decrepit grandpa of sillicon

Spike of delusion just dropped

Fakenews

HERE WE GO AGAIN

this has to be the most ridiculous clown market so far. wtf are these swings on basically no real world change

uh b-bros...?

WTF I bought high and its going down again.

CNBC is going back on the statement!!!

Leveraged niggas absolutely obliterated for no reason, God hates them

NOT SO FAST

BUY LOW SELL HIGH
WAGMI

WAIT I MEAN BUY HIGH SELL LOW
MY BAD

literally can't hold for more than 5 mins in any direction

its not about the money, its about sending a message.

who the fuck said that 90 days thing
kill that nigger

This is faker than the holocaust . Who the f is buying

Just a little trolling don't be mad anon teehee

and how does that even change anything? so much for that all trust is gone :D shit will literally fly to the moon on the smallest positive rumor

It was reported on CNBC.

Would've lost 20-30% on my banks ETF if I didn't pull out last Tuesday, ended up at 7% plus

The cash cleared into my account this morning, glad I did, gonna buy some sushi tonight

people are willing to cling to any lifeline of no tariffs

White House confirms 90 days pause if fake news!

problem?
shaken and stirred by the judas candle?