INSANE HAPPENING

QE TO BE UNLEASHED TODAY. BUY BACK IN IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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BAIL US OUT DADDY JPOW
PLEASE

At this point I really hope they lower rates to zero as soon as possible. I don't care about hyperinflation, I don't care about the future, I just want my cryptos to go up because otherwise I'm going to embrace the rope.

Dumps further

uhhhh

america is going to be turned into a third world country with none of the benefits

shitty climate, fat and ugly women

police surveillance (AI face recognition, drones, CCTV, etc.) means no black markets

highly formalized job market (jump through HR roastie 5 round interviews for a $5/hour job)

no universal healthcare

Thanks, I just sold

I’ll look after your bags for you

JPow *must* hodl

>shitty climate, fat and ugly women

>police surveillance (AI face recognition, drones, CCTV, etc.) means no black markets

>highly formalized job market (jump through HR roastie 5 round interviews for a $5/hour job)

>no universal healthcare

yep this is the fakest and gayest future awaiting and it will happen because of this past week
only cucks will participate, make sure to shame every cuck and god will smile on you

Based, bro. Society is finished, we should just look after ourselves

Global economy teetering on the verge of collapse

Fucking glowniggers print more money

What the FUCK did they mean by this

Do I sell or buy the news, I forget

This is economic terrorism against globalism

Sell the rumor sell the news sell everything

inb4 the raise interest rates

BULLISH FOR BITCOIN, HOLY FUCK, EVERYONE SAW BITCOIN WEATHER THIS SHIT BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE, HOLY FUCK, FOMO INCOMING YOU FUCKING RETARDS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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literally causes inflation during a scamdemic

even so after the worst was over drags his feet to fight it ignoring that its even happening

doesn't actually do his job to deflate, barely even curbs inflation, never actually hit his 2% target

now the economy is about to go in the shitter, speculative markets have been in the shitter almost 3 months

announces some bullshit ass emergency meeting then gonna come out pretending to be a hero

fuck off

If I was Powell I would resign.
All this effort to lower inflation and unemployment thrown down the drain.

And if he lowers rates now, Cheeto will blame him for the inflation. If he doesn't lower them, he'll blame him for the recession. Just a no win scenario for Jpow I would just resign and go home to watch it all burn.

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He'll raise rates

Jerome got the call

Recession signal

Trump has been demanding Powell resign, that would give Trump everything he wants. So I agree, Powell should definitely resign in protest.

Yes, that way he can't blame anyone else when it all crashes and burns.

NOT
MY
PROBLEM

Pump my fucking bags

Oh comrades, I think I've seen this scenario somewhere already...

t. Russian

REV UP THE PRINTERS
100 PERCENT INFLATION

find the source of "emergency"
this is cope
this was scheduled

asian equities markets dumping 10% etc.

This is their regularly scheduled monthly meeting. FAKE NEWS.

Based JPOW luring more people into the market only to later announce that he has a big tool and he's not afraid to use it to fill the market openings with liquidity

Yep. Complete manipulation

they are in the same team u stupid fuck

thats not what "source" means dipshit
people just added "emergency" onto a prescheduled meeting that was going to be taking place in their calendar

Trump has been demanding Powell resignation ever since he took office you stupid fuck.

Beyond based

have you walked around your cities? wake up: america already is a third world country

youtube.com/watch?v=PWGwCbSUECw

and?

waa waa my savings are gone I'm killing myself

grow some balls would ya

they are going to bail out boomer bags AGAIN

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the us dollar is becoming worthless

LETS PRINT MORE OF IT

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Youre aware that at hyperinflation your big number in crypto is worth less than now after the crash?

Are the EU counter tarrifs announced yet?

no

Then expect more crashing.