ANNOUNCE THE TARIFFS CUNT

I'm sitting with 100k euros just THROBBING to get back in, announce retaliatory tariffs and tank the S&P 500 by 20% MINIMUM

The EU already said they were going to take it slow faggot
EU members have to agree and provide a united front against amerimutt economic terrorism

Being slow to act can be both a positive and a negative for the market. In this case positive.

What this guys said

The EU is still polling all the ministers, collecting data on sensitive industries etc to male a tariff package

Probably won’t see a response in a good 8-12 days

The EU needs to calculate and target specific industries into the US while also providing protection to industries in their internal markets. The EU unlike Trump knows how to use tarrifs. There will be no blanket tarrifs. There will be targeted tarrifs. Most likely those tarrifs will go after any state that is Republican or is housing Republican interests but don't quote me on that since the size of Trumps tarrifs might make it so the EU will have to target certain Dem states as well. Also getting euros is smart since the dollar seems to be going down.

b4bbc

this is why europeans are cucked because their government is slow as fuck and cant get anything done
US stay winning

8-12 days

bureaucracy doesn't move that fast
try 8-12 years

THIS is the height of fear and panic

Buy in as soon as the S&P opens

dont try time it any better. 30% discount

Today

The European Commission, which coordinates EU trade policy, will propose to members late on Monday a list of U.S. products to hit with extra duties in response to Trump's steel and aluminium tariffs rather than the broader reciprocal levies.

It is set to include U.S. meat, cereals, wine, wood and clothing as well as chewing gum, dental floss, vacuum cleaners and toilet paper.

One product that has received more attention and exposed discord in the bloc is bourbon. The Commission has earmarked a 50% tariff, prompting Trump to threaten a 200% counter-tariff on EU alcoholic drinks if the bloc goes ahead.

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Should go after tech .
Fuck Google, fuck meta, fuck ai shit fuck jeets

It won't tank that much. EU will be more nuanced I think, going full retard is a bad idea, if we let the retard in chief have his big moment and contain him by just saying "yeah retard you won" it will cool down, and we can positionate ourselves as the market for everyone else who got raped by tariffs. Basically adopt the free-market posture, let Trump think he won, maintain the € strong as the $ plummet. Play it smart, not retarded.

I thought the queen of EU can just randomly do whatever she wants? I saw her do that a few times

Why does every EU post read like it's from an alt universe. EU being pro free trade? What century is this

The price of not having complete unhinged retards at the head of the government.

It is the second largest economy in the world in nominal terms, after the United States, and the third largest at purchasing power parity (PPP), after China and the US.
Free-trade isnt just about regulations, and US just started the most protectionnist move ever seen. EU can take advantage of those tariffs to position itself.

kek eurosissies
you will NEVER win against us

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negotiate

Yes, the EU negotiates always. Is this news to you? They know that the USA fucked up by starting a trade war with the whole world. They are preparing countertarrifs and will make maximum profit for Europe while the USA is comitting economic suicide.

pathetic cope

Anon, EU doesn't allow american made cars anyway. EU also has VAT (basically tariffs equivalent).

VAT (basically tariffs equivalent)

what the fuck is wrong with you

Doubt. The uncertainty is killing the market

europe is not a country and it doesnt have a government at all you obese fucking retard

I am not coping. The whole point of the EU is diplomacy and economic pressure. You Americans are clueless. The EU is best when negotiating, making new trade deals and dealing tarrifs.

p-pathetic cope

*slaps 20% tariffs on digital services and completely buck breaks the Nasdaq 100*

you won't do shit.

my american company sells product in Germany

germany charges 10% VAT tax on it

Now, do tell . What in this scheme is different between 10% tariffs and 10% VAT tax?

one is equally applied, retard.

all products, including german get that 10%

You are thinking too out of the box.
IN the scenario I PRESENTED , anons.

I am an american company selling product in Germany

1. Germany charges 10% vat tax on my product

2. Germany charges 10% tariffs on my product

What is the difference for my company and my product???

So youb are saying the US states sales taxes are tariffs? You're a fucking moron like all your worthless retarded kind.

The tarrif is paid by the importer and the VAT is paid by the consumer. VAT is paid for all products whether they are imported or not. I know that American's are dumb but VAT is not tarrifs. Tarrifs put you at a disadvantage if you want to import, VAT does not.

If an American company so stupid that they don't understand the difference between tarrifs and VAT, they can hire me as a consultant.

They can't. They're already watching other countries capitulate. They watched china shit the bed 10% yesterday and know the same would happen to them. You think they want to do retaliatory tariffs after that?

remember you are talking to an american, anon.

Holy shit Amerisharts are retarded.

back to the dilation station

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so free trade? and no reason to move manufacturing back to the US.
What the fuck was this all for if Trump does a deal??

It was just a little trollling.

So the EU suggesting a return to almost the exact situation before Trump started all this retardation is your idea of a big win?

but EU would remove their old tariffs

US also had pre-existing tariffs on EU goods that had the same value, those would also be removed

tank the S&P 500 by 20% MINIMUM

already happened

we will know on wednesday

EUsissies WILL bend the knee and they WILL kiss the ring. That's just how these things go. Any pretense of the eu not being a vassal of America was shattered back in the 1930s when you all failed to nip that Hitler shit in the bud. You wanna chimp out and act like a bunch of niggers? That's fine, we'll treat you like one.

bend the knee

he doesn't even want anything out of this so there is no knee to be bent, I bet your name is Clarence and you live in a trailer and praise Donut as a savior.