/smg/ - Stock Market General

MONDAY NIGGA

'e sold?

EU presser 50 mins before markets open btw

soxl weeklies lmao

people are unironically buying rn

How many knifes must be caught before they catch on?

we've decided to delay tariffs until april 30 so we don't look like meanies uwu let's all talk about our feelings

instant pump

Finance
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says Trump tariffs will boost inflation, slow an already weakening U.S. economy

Post your current face

SOXL had a 17% bounce from its lowest so far lol
Nice recession

I guess Zimbabwe and Madagascar dropping tariffs is fantastic for US finance.

muh vix

svb crisis saw vix open lower as well only to go into orbit
check the 4hr ffs, literally anything intraday
only retards think everything is in the clear, especially before us open

God so many people are going to get destroyed today

EuroGODS... it's looking pretty okay.

Why are Americans the only one pumping right now?

trade the entire premarket around 480

pump to 500 on open

dead cat bounce

enjoy slurping the top again retards while institutions dump on you after closing their shorts

we wont respond with tariffs on imports on american goods

we want a piece of AAPL, GOOG, AMZN, META tho

instant circuit breaker

the american economy is built upon treatlerites love for zimbabwe kush and madagascan vanilla

Look up dollar milkshake theory.

-10% today

because everyone that matters is still making coffee right now

sex with this creature

iron hands today boys

I AM NOT SELLING

tsla already back to 233. we were at like 210 at one point today.

Thai stock exchange banning short selling for the rest of the week

kek

What the fuck is going on? Also, what can be done about the je... demon problem?

heard this same shit when we bounced hard off of 3500 in 2022, shut up bobos YOU are the ones who never learn

Can anyone recommend a free API for stock prices?

I want my fucking money back!

Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs and Trade Lars Løkke Rasmussen does not rule out that the EU will use its so-called "bazooka" against the United States in response to Donald Trump's wall.

The minister said this on Monday on his way to an extraordinary meeting of EU trade ministers in Luxembourg.

- We are so open to using the entire toolbox, he says.

The bazooka is a regulation that the EU can use to punish countries that try to use economic coercion against member states.

It can, among other things, prevent countries from participating in public EU tenders, prohibit a country from investing in the EU, invalidate patents and impose export bans.

This is revenge for threatening them about Greenland, isn't it

at one point today

we're not even out of futures bruh

nasdaq futes pumping too

Why am I getting excited about a train wreck and millions of people becoming bag holders? Really wierd source of dopamine

wtf is causing this surge?

Hasn't this bozo been sucking off Trump and his tariff plans for the past 6 months?

just watch them win big and the bears get slaughtered

market open imminent, they don't want to scare retail

Cramer saving the economy

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'd be happy with a 50% draw down in the overall market if it means Trump's plan works. Lower capital gains, no income tax below 150k (should be 1 million). Asset inflation has occurred since 2008, it's time workers get a fucking break. Trust the plan patriots.

people realizing America is number 1 and the rest is dogshit

Why does retail keep buying?

wtf is this real

We've bounced off the bottom

It's called a happening, zoomer.

we're pumping
it was all just a scare

Retards thinking we hit bottom

and when it doesn't?

eu anything

So... bros... when is the big guy in the white house going to release the hotfix for this recent stock market patch?

why did nobody believe tariffs until they were literally announced with a nice chart? they're delusional midwits

Buffett slurping

premarkets only down 3-5. black monday was fake news.

How long until the US market opens?
I want to know when to start paying attention so I can really see the bloodbath.

w-w-we have a toolbox… no… A BAZOOKA!

Lmao yuros are so fucking retarded. They have no cards

inb4 maersk is hijacked by the danish goverment and ceases shipping operations in the united states

around 2 hours

How long before NY opens?

guy extremely agitated waving a fucking rifle around and pointing at people aggressively

woman standing right in front frantically swiping on her phone and ignoring him

society is so fucking weird with phones now

It happening

We cannot, I repeat: cannot, be excluded from EU tendies.

jew meeting today and trump will save israel from tariffs which is the only thing that matters since they own everything

2.5 hours.

2.5 hours

TRUMP TWEETED
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

POST EEET

people believed tariffs, what they didnt believe was that it wouldnt be reciprocal and he made it up based on "trade deficit" which also ignored services the US sells to those countries

the level of tariffs is the problem. had he responded proportionally we'd probably be at 5600 right now

Trump isn't budging
It's over

MAGAtards called Biden senile for years, yet are unwilling to consider that Trump may also be senile despite being only four years younger
makes you think

SINK RATE
SINK RATE
TERRAIN PULL UP
SINK RATE
TERRAIN PULL UP
BANK ANGLE

This pump lads we are so back

RETARD
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

Bear markets are fun if you're stoic and disciplined. It's also fun watching the yolo kiddies get cleaned.

I invested in the stock market so I would one day be able to nestle my face betwixt the buttcheeks of incredibly attractive women.
This dream no longer lives. I am dejected. My life is without purpose.

WHY IS HE TWEETING
TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY FROM HIM

I like that they use this lingo because it's tailored to look badass if you're over 60 year old, the minimum age to join the elder malignant hivemind that governs these hellhole excuse of countries.

give him a pager as a replacement, preferably from israel

NO HE NEEDS TO KEEP TWEETING WHAT IF IT PUMPS
WE NEED HIM TO TRIGGER THE BREAKERS
MAGA MAGA MAGA

Americans are a fascinating people

Dow jones upping trust

I would not be surprised if the pumpers are a bunch of congress Republicans slurping

and WALLAH.... Just like that SLURPERS are back in control of the narrative

short circuit delay, this happens when the circuit breakers are getting warmed up resulting in some gains slipping through

Why are you holding a gun?
Why are you holding a gun and not using it?

when ever market in the world crashes because of one country, that should let you know stock market is just a big scam and countries should focus on themselves domestically

it also shows that more countries need US than US needs them

apparently they have some dca cult and like wasting money instead of waiting

levered etf is volatile

Thanks cap obvious

dude it'll be just like in 2022

What caused the 2022 drop again? Literally nothing? An inflation report?
The US is literally closing its ports, 10% tariffs all across is massive, few countries on earth have tariffs this high for bulk trade. the US is going full isolationist and they're saying this will be a long term policy, trading with the US will only be viable if your country surrenders its trade policy sovereignty to them. So we should at least expect a worst drop than 2022, at worst the end of the US as a global power.

TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN TRANNIES

Bazooka sounds like european for airstrikes. Good luck!

NOOOOO YOU CANT SLURP! THE MARKET'S SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOREVER

The FUCK is this fake pump. As an Euro, tell me not to short this shitshow. Tell me I'd make a mistake.

HEDGE FUNDS NEED TO SHORT EVERYTHING, STOP BEING PUSSIES

It will be funny if the strawpoll is right and we are only down 5% on close

do it no balls

My body is ready to own 1% of BLK.

-3.5% projected for S&P 500

Asian markers went down by over 7%

so we ARE winning
the President was RIGHT as ALWAYS
they WILL beg for mercy or CRASH
you WILL say THANK YOU

ANOTHER SLURP REJECTED

Please god someone tell me if things are going up or down in 2.5 hours.

Trump has to deploy multiple tweets to beat down sluppers and keep the dumping going

Unless sunny d decides to walk back some of his tariffs this shit is dropping like lead in 2 hours and a half.

the second the Trump tweet hit

WE BELIEVE IN YOU MR. PRESIDENT
KILL THE SLURPERS

Nigga Asians markets were close last Friday. They were just catching up.

why isn't it dumping more after trump's post?

Trust in Our Great Leader
youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc

Definitely down.
Every other market went down plus the US market has been going down consistently for the last 3 days and there has been no change in material conditions.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW CAN YOU SLURP
HOOOWW CAN YOU SLURP
BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD DO NOT SLURP DO NOT SLURP

The slurpers REALLY want it to rally

He's going to keep doing this until we open at -1600

He should be investigated, the faggot must be making a fortune in short.

it's the delusion that the fed will cut rates
they need to outright say they're not and they will in fact raise to totally crush them

1440 EU foreign affairs Council speech on trade relations with US and China

Get your shorts ready, bobobros

Trump a few days ago

I'm not watching the market

I'm a retard when it comes to economics, but can someone explain why the Fed wouldn't cut rates? Everything Trump is saying is true, so why not cut the rates? Is it in anticipation of future inflation as a result of tariffs?

Source?

trump posts

futures go from -1% to -2% almost instantly

someone keep this guy talking until its 1929 again.

just -1,8% now

lmao I told you that bears were getting too cocky.

because the feds job is to control inflation, it couldnt care less if the stock market crashes

0840 ET in Muttmerican hours

Because theres no new information, hes just repeating what he said a million times already

It's because Biden did it already.

the market just tanked that trump tweet light work no reaction, we're closing above 5000 today

why is line not going straight down

But inflation is down

but can someone explain why the Fed wouldn't cut rates?

To fuck over Trump, stop inflation, and cause its funny

if you think 20% stock market drop is bad, you dont want to see 20% inflation, it's a feed back loop that is hard to put back into place

that's why 2022 panicked , but based biden and powell got it under control with a soft landing. Im guessing we get a hard landing this time unless the LITERAL RETARD president has someone tell him tariffs are suicide

it still elevated and all future projections show it increasing rapidly

Told ya

Slashing the slashed rates dont make sense for job growth rn

consilium.europa.eu/en/meetings/fac/2025/04/07/

light work no reaction

Tsk tsk tsk, zoomer mumus.... You're about to learn....................

To sell to bag holders you need buyers who think they can win

Because Fed is desperately trying to curb inflation that's going out of control since Covid. Tariffs are not making things better.

tariffs are by nature inflationary

nasdaq and sp500 futures moving in reverse

make it less obvious

vix website still down

cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/vix_historical_data/

So why was it a-OK when the coof hit? And not now?

crashing the global economy is based and redpilled

Bobo will cum, you can't stop it this time

Im not american and i dont want to be the eu smartass talking fown on americans but did trump voters want this shit to happen. What is the endgame? Liquidate the middle class so the whales get bigger?

last republican president for at least 20 years

trust ze plan!! MIGA!

they wanted to own the libs

See

cnbc commented this isn't economic tariffs, this is resentful

thread's theme
youtu.be/qO6LWQhvzRw

Euro bottom is in. Buy now.

anything to own the libs

What is the endgame?

Technocratic neo-feudal monarchy state
t. Moldbug t. Thiel t. Vance

Pre-market is nothingburger. So a measly -1% or +1% today.

American politics are really fucking retarded

but did trump voters want this shit to happen

They did. They want the world to burn. They feel that the system has failed them, and it's true that it has, real wages haven't increased in 6 years now despite record inflation, so they decided to destroy everything they can get their hands on. Most of them are happy it's burning right now, not realizing that this is going to hurt them the most.

We are currently at half the negative pressure as 3 hours ago
Some goofs are buying

Trump voters are retarded anon. The political landscape of America is Dems are crazy and republicans are crazy and retarded.

Trump voters don't know what they want.

trumptards literally need to be told to breathe they dont understand tariffs and probably think that the other countries pay them

they cannot understand future situations or hypotheticals and will only get mad or sad when they go homeless, and even then they'll probably just blame biden and not trump. They are a lost cause. Propaganda has rotted their brain and it's over for them

they didnt like the pronouns

real wages haven't increased in 6 years now

literally a lie

Look up the stats. Median wages have been static since pre-covid levels. The only wage growth has been on the top end. Main street hasn't seen a dime of new money.

im not a burger but

What is the endgame?

their own "plan" to not go into all the details
trumps admin is full of china-hawks who have come to the conclusion that china being the global sweatshop of the world means america becomes a subservient little bitch to them eventually and thus loses
so its operation rape the global economy and RETVRN to making your own shit for yourself
of course they are making money out of the crash also but thats neither here nor there

UK Markets are tanking it reasonably well.

Bloomberg business

Talking about womens basketball

wat

you're a fucking clown and will get put in your place in two hours

euros still mad americas the main character and we decide the outcome
you WILL drop your tarrifs and play ball
you WILL take our big beautiful beef and magnificent chicken

you WILL drop your tarrifs

what tariffs?

retarded slurpers catching falling knife on a dead cat bounce

captcha: VXSXD

Basically

Q anon help me, Q anon help me

Oh noes chlorine chicken? Fucking yum

Had all of last week off but of COURSE there has to be a potential happening scheduled for when I leave for work today

but did trump voters want this shit to happen

I voted for this and more

rock solid resistance at 5k

you WILL drop your tarrifs and play ball

This isn't about them dropping their tariffs you fucking retard, it's about having a trade deficit. Trump wants to bring bartering back with 1:1 exchanges like some super nigger.

you WILL drop your tarrifs

VAT is literally a core of EU economy. That's not happening.

On a more serious note, how does this affect my blacked subscription?

Alright Im going to the gym. Cya nerds.

greg lansky will win an academy award next year, dont worry

We will make the economy mercantilist again?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercantilism

gay ass pre market volume

I did something extremely retarded last night. I was playing around with CFDs and noticed I could go either long or short on Nasdaq futures with extreme leverage and set it to take profit automatically at some small amount like $40. I had to wait at most a minute before the position closed since it was so volatile. So I played around with this a bit and made like $150 in 10 minutes. I was having fun until the last short position I opened. The index pumped immediately afterwards and wouldn't come back down until this morning. Thankfully I was lucky enough to close with a $1 profit, otherwise I would have lost around $5000 by now.
Moral of the story: don't play around with 10x leverage.

heres their own mumbo jumbo paper on it have fun
hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf

Just Trump by his 4 year tenure and not 4 months into his presidency. He is smarter than he looks, America will come on top like it always does

Who actually trades during pre market? I thought it was just algos

I think they also fear that in case of a war, China and Russia would be more resilient that the USA, since they make their own shit.

No kidding
That's fucking gambling, the rope kind

all of us bought SQQQ and SPXS on pre-market sis

retail retards slurping up the hedge fund bags like the good little chumps they are

good morning sirs are we ready to redeem

huh? you cant trade pre-market?

He is smarter than he looks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10x isnt that bad until you have days like these

options are probably better though because defined risk

Speak for yourself, I bought that shit last Wednesday.

lucky nigger

thats what i meant yeah
theres more to it then that though again heres their shitty paper
its literally "the plan" note: i dont necessarily think its a good idea im just posting it

WARREN BUFFET DEAD

bobos keep ignoring the fact countries are bending the knee,

FUCK FUCK FUKC FUKC

All EU need to make US bend over and remove tariffs is to threat sanctioning export of factory equipment. Good luck "reshoring factories" without help of EU countries and Germany in particular, they are incredibly important in that sphere.

well he'd have to be

66% now think recession going to hit hard in new cnbc

"we are not negotiating"

Trump dump
Trump dump

2 HOURS UNTIL SLURPERS AWAKEN

This post signals to me that the bull trap is being activated.

invalidate patents

Okay the rest is petty bullshit but this one sounds fun

they haven't felt any real pain in decades and think they're the most opressed people in the world

did trump voters want this shit to happen

they want [last thing trump said] to happen

all part of the plan old chap

mein Führer.. es ist vorbei..

It’s over.

Nothing will happen, there will be no black monday because every normal faggot is expecting it. Markets will barely move today.

-80% on open

tariffed because we dont want cancer meat or cake bread

gilts looking comfy

-80%

-100% on open

offline chatter spotted, go back to the coal mines retard

Stimulus checks from the US government soon right?

eu market already recoovering. what a nothingburger

not realizing that this is going to hurt them the most.

They want to die. That is what people have not realized yet. They want to die but most of them are religious in the sense that suicide means hell. So they're trying to manufacture scenarios to have others kill them. The Democrats and the British Elite were trying to get Russia to nuke them over Ukraine subconsciously for the same reason.

American Market will drop another 15%

If we end the day in green I will send a picture of my hairy asshole to my crush.

burger markets not so much kek! Death to zogmerica!

120 MINUTES

they're keeping it in range

why?

market is pumping because they hope for 5 rate cuts
only he can save us and restart the dumpening

So if everyone is expecting the stock market to go down what's going to make it go up? Short squeezes?

I don't know much about stocks but I feel like it's a good time to finally throw my savings into some ETFs. Is this a good idea? What's the best way to do that?

they think there will be rate cuts at all

lol
lmao even

retail

if you could please consult this image

corporate profits will go down 0.1% because of tariffs

The (((market))) immediately implodes a gorilliom percent

This is why no one takes you seriously, you have the sense of an ADHD child with even less patience.
Slave labor was really that important to you, eh?

They're up to some shenanigans again, ain't they?

1pibber communist

hedgefunds will buy back my bags at higher prices

Bullish.

This is going to be another huge transfer of wealth isn't it

What's that mean I'm retarded

Is pointy line be red or green today? So retail doing good Wallstreet doing bad?

volume lowering

Monday will be red, but there must be recovery on Tuesday.

whew what are they smoking

retail are buying the hedgies bags
retail are going to get fucked

DUMP IT

Today will be green, eventually, until you know who makes a post and then we dump.

retail is "buying le dip" while hedgefunds and smart money unload their bags
what do you think will happen?

slurpers awfully quiet now

Retail sets the price when they want to buy?

I have no idea what any of that means. What's retail? What's hedge funds? What's smart money? What bags?

When there's record number of sell orders, such as hedgies selling, that pumps prices up. However that movement isn't sustainable and tends to collapse later. That's the theory bobos are hanging on to at least.

What did Trump say now??

kek baggies lmao

I see, but what is retail exactly? Like retail shops?

no crying in the casino!

you are the bag

Orange Monday is gonna be YUGE.

it's YOU

They are trying to keep boomers from turning every home into an airbnb

Eu could postpone initial counter-tariffs against US to April 30 from April 15, per Italian Foreign Minister.

The only thing that could save Trump is the EU being slow as fuck as usual

BUY THE DIP

Hedge funds don't want you to know this but if you were to superimpose the dip from COVID, it aligns perfectly to the current dip. In 6 months time, everything will be at ATH.

the only thing that can save trump is if he completely cucks out on tariffs which he doesn’t seem to be doing at all

Oh shit I'm more powerful than I thought.

Don't worry Anon Babble I'll defeat these hedgeniggers.

obviously dumbass

People who buy for personal holding than large institutions such as investment banks.

It's so fucking over

Just announce a 20% blanket tariff on all American goods plus a special tax on US tech companies and be done with it. God the EU is so fucking useless, thiugh I can't blame it when there are so many fifth columns in Europe (Poland, Hungary and Italy).

a retail investor is a non-professional investor. i.e. some dude trading through robinhood or something similar using their own money.

Oh so redditors

In other words a paypiggie

It was bad then too.

Crazy how half of this thread will look at you straight in the eye and tell you this is good but the feds are at fault somehow, because Trump has some plan or something.

Fuck off to north korea, communist swine.

eventually these organizations are going to run out of stock to sell and that's the moment that i sell wait hold on let me check my notes give me one second okay sorry that's when i buy. but what if it keeps going down

YOU DONT NEED STUFF
YOU DON NEED ANYTHING
TRUST IN TRUMP

catch the falling knife before the tariffs even fully go in on Wednesday

a lot of retards are going to lose money today. If your going to buy, do it AFTER wednesday.

x.com/RichardHanania/status/1908954573915787294

This is acutally hilarious. Peter Navarro, the tariff architect at the white house was citing an expert economist named "ron vara" who was actually just peter navarro.

(I don't like rachel maddow either)

Powell please give the finishing blow and destroy the amerigoblin forever

Hey Anon Babble, what is this pattern called?

Zoom out.

If prices continue to drop how do you know which is better to invest in
Whichever drops more percentage wise? It’s not like you can predict how it’ll rebound

futes collapsing again

fake out
blood in the streets

youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

The morning routine

well, well,
will you look at the time

Premarkets only down 3%. Nothing happening till EU dunks on Trump with trade war.

depends on the market's view of the timeline of the impact

JAPAN PM Ishiba: We cannot sacrifice domestic industries to bring 'souvenir' to US President Trump

oh nice dax is pumping again

I think most of the EU want a deal, however Ursula wants war so she's desperate for counter (counter) tarrifs

pretending 4 market days straight of -4% is a nothing burger is insane

the jew fears the samurai

Based mommy ursula

most of the EU want a deal,

because they're fucking traitors who still think the cheeto is not senile
75% tariffs immediately on all US imports effective on friday

nothing to see here, the market is just taking its medicine

"Retaliatory tariffs" will be itty bitty inconsequential tiny things since the other parties don't want to risk any further market turmoil now.
4D fucking chess everybody.

hit them with the broadside

accept the market tantrum

[the other side of course thought you were bluffing and is completely unprepared]

other side now clutching their pearls fearing that if THEY even just mention the word tariffs from their side the market dumperinos some more

tl;dr
The window of retaliatory has more than just closed.

Based, the EU will realize Britain was right about Brexit and follow suit to avoid tariffs.

Truly a masterful gambit.

market tantrum

It’s been 3 days of losses in a row

1.5 HOURS UNTIL BAGHOLDERS WAKE UP

there is no eu when shit starts happening. these things only work with like minded countries but they let in anyone

But..but.. le BAZOOKA

lmao
newfag

TO SLURP MORE CHEAPIES

When will oil prices reach 100$?

why are you still so delusional and not realising that the tariffs will unironically cause a depression

It’s going to continue
That’s not even getting into the inflation this will bring

when trump bombs iran somewhere in the next month

I sure hope they go negative again.

our theme song?
youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8

Random rant but its fucked up how one day you can be -10% and it will take you recover 11% to break even, fuck math. The game's rigged against you from the start
And good morning.

BAZOOKA

...file that in the same "two more weeks" cabinet as

Epstein files

UAP disclosure

etc.

Texas, Nebraska, Iowa breaking ranks.

US basedbeans farmers want bailouts.

their entire market is China
they will go bankrupt

AND THUS A NEW GENERATION OF BAGHOLDERS WAS BORN
THE END

due to the design of the EU it can't rock the boat and will frequently cuck
more likely to see a longer-term realignment because they don't want to get burned again

how long until they drive to DC like theyve been doing in EU

do you think these cosplayers ever think about how many guys have bust their loads to them?

90 MINUTES

Do you want to see my asshole

Americans only talk big, but hide like little cucks when it actually comes to taking action.

le depreesionarino

Why should I even entertain your idiocy?
You probably think that after an index does multiples within a decade, a following 20% to 30% corrections is a "crash," a "meltdown" or anything other than normal market behavior.

When you sell a stock there is some other rube on the other side buying it
always remember this when doing stock trades

”farmers” that benefit nobody but China

”farmers” that feed the enemy

Don’t care. Hope they go bankrupt

New

stocks don't move based on percent.
You are looking at it wrong.
You just measure it that way
Bro is this snal moves 10% forward he needs to move 11% just to get back to where he was!
Dont do jewish math.

DOGE Dividend checks

Unless it's stock exchange bots for someone who already died. Dead stockmarket theory.

Bullshit
Ursula is the most pro-US politician in the entire EU

Oil isn't the driving factor for economic growth anymore. Electricity is.

lots of electricity is still made from natural gas

The absolute state of MIGAtards. You officially lost your white status.

The EU does targetted tariffs which hurt red state retards in particular.

trump is so powerful its amazing

heh why do you think they do those

pure boomer retardation and spite. They don't understand how anything works, but they think that everything that happened after the 60's was wrong and retarded, and that the only way to fix that is to burn everything to the ground.

bull-flag
prepare to get BOGGED