/smg/ - Stock Market General

Death to America

Let the bodies hit the floor

not staying up 24/7

ngmi

Buy now or buy later?

buy at the peaks

sell at the bottom

Am I doing it right?

Is it me or the US futures are completely fake and gay? No way it just opens in the -3.x%

Today I almost shorted, so we'll definitely bounce this week.

There is no help coming.

they keep slurping them, they opened at -5%

wtfhappenedin1971.com

Vanguards so shitty

Get back up so I can buuuuuy

mfw want it to dip lower before I buy

Would you recommend LSD or mushrooms?

Today I almost sharted, so we'll definitely bounce this week.

Why are people freaking out? You should have seen this coming.

This is a nothingburger, -3% down is a crash? Just say you faggots are TDS shills

So below 60$, lng producers get fucked, below 55$ every texas oil rig goes belly up and I guess OPEC puts on some breaker before 50$ ?

Anyone with half a brain could see the market was overvalued. Quantum stocks, space companies, crypto stocks doing bond offering to buy more BTC. All these shit stocks worth billions with no sales or revenue to warrant such lofty valuations.
Yeah the market is crashing as an excuse from tariffs but it was due a correction.

t. Shorted IONQ and RGTI since January and getting paid for my patience

-9% across portfolio

not worshipping my senile E-daddy when he does retarded shit time after time is just MUH TDS!!!

it was short lived

it already happened 2 times before

Cry harder. We'll be ATH by end of year and this country will be better off. I'm willing to risk my portfolio for that.

this is all because of china, trump is obsessed with china, he sees it as the nu japan, he is willing to destroy everything if it means china hurts too, america has basically given up beating china in the market place and now like a nigga is throwing everything on the floor and throwing chairs at glass windows

nobody cares about your portfolio bro

sorry retard we’re headed for another Great Depression

My portfolio is already down 8% today and like 30% this year. That’s pain

buddy look at VIX computer

since it's a tranime picture youre probably just a troll fag though

Ok
Keep saying that. -20% isnt a depression, it's worth it in the long run. Unironically trust the plan, work with me here.

A great big beautiful depression

Market's aren't even open

do it

GOOOD MORRNING BOBONAM
youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0

My friends who are very invested in stocks haven't said anything in the group chat the last few days.

oh you’re actually just a retard

4 hours and 30 mind left...

Thankfully I put my entire portfolio into the Serbian stock market

Perhaps you are. The stock market is overinflated and unironically fake anyways. Just sell and buy back at the bottom. It's all fucking fake anyways.

call them

the markets want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

EU markets left with shitcos selling flowers and apples

Kek

it’s all fake anyway I don’t care I’m taking my ball and going home

MIGA capitulation cry

Ban US advertisers and FAANG and the US will gigacrash

Foreign investment already dried up in China, meanwhile the US is getting many billions. The conversation is about re-shoring industry much of which is in China. The people running the show right now are in US bonds. This is USA's game to lose.

It seems to me that China is closer to the USA that we are let to believe. The USA is willing to destroy everything they stand for in order to stop China.

MIGA

So cringe

If you go down by 5pc every day you'll never hit zero
Trust the plan

I hope you’re ready to enlist to fight Iran tranny

Scorched earth policy. Based.

this only works if Trump doesn't try to fuck with the Fed (he will)

it's like holding a lighter in a room filled with gasoline and just doing it

This whole thing is a economic chimp out because trump is afraid of china

panic sold with a loss of -7%

Fuck it. I am cashing everything i own out and putting it in bear. Fuck all this

The worst thing is that the market has shown to not price in the actual tariffs when they get announced. Once the EU pushes them the market shits itself again.

And predictiable Trump will retaliate in some form and the market will shit itself again. And now repeate the same thing with every other major market.

tariff FAANG, american ads in the EU
I hope the fucking eurocucks take this seriously and shit down the baboon's throat, how long are we going to take all these insults, say please and thank you to the European Union motherfucker

THE STOCK MARKET

get over yourselves you pathetic fools. Go for a run or do something productive

Be honest, how bad is it gonna be today?

Anon Babble I WANT YOU OUT IN THE 'LOG AND MAKE IT PINK RIGHT NOW
WE GOT TOURIST WHO WANT TO DANCE AROUND THE PINK FIELDS

conservative estimate is tripping the first circuit breaker, retail is just going to instadump on open

Bad but not as bad as you thought.

Bottom is in. Dig in, lads.

non-stockholders really go to the money board and talk about how money doesn't matter
that should be a bannable offense, no posting in smg without 10k in stocks

Yes.
Not your personal army.

you're high off your own sharts

repeated the increasingly nervous SOXL holder

The USA now wants to be like China. :P
They want Chinese companies to establish factories on the USA so they can learn/steal from them, like China did but in reverse.

What do you frens like for leveraged betting? Options? Futures? Turbos?

Wednesday is when the China + first EU tariffs are applied right?

How bad is it going to be? Today, circuit, and so on so on so on. Fuck
But I mean this, all of this in total?
I tried to cope it would be like Covid, then 2008, then dot com, 87, but come on, it cant be 29 right?

Not your personal army.

YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE AFTER YOUR STONKS PROLAPSE
NOW GIT TO IT THE OTHER BOARDS WANT THEIR CIRCUS
NOW
NOW
NOW!!

he thinks this is the bottom

lmaoing @ the europoors that missed the dip this morning

I lost 15% of my portfolio. Guess I will just have to wait a few years to recoup loses. I'm in for the long game haha-ha-ha

But then why the fuck would you be open to negociate and lift tariffs? China will just pump it's shit thru Vietnam or India.

why tf was tsla at 210 and is now back to 222

china already said their piece
everyones waiting for europe

is it just me or are pharmaceuticals immune to market forces other than assholes shorting penny stocks

Bold prediction: no circuit breaker
Down 6 and a bit and crab all day

it will be resolved before midterms, don't worry too much

Buddy look at vix computer. We are already at covid levels and the pain has not even set in yet. This is worse than covid. Or at least it could be if the retarded cheeto doesnt back off. I assume the glowies are screwing on their suppressors right now and waiting for the order

SLURP
SLURP FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES

Oh man, this is going to be the first circuit breaker for a bunch of retail traders isn't it?

do nothing

come out on top

Enjoy watching your fake money dissapear, lil nigga.

Dead cat bounce

down 7% until 3pm and then a cheeky crash to 18% right before close

Yeah but they aren't applied until wednesday.
Europe first tariffs responding to steel tariffs will be annonced now and applied wednesday.
They plan a second wave of tariffs targeting USA digital services by the end of the month.

just got off the phone with a trump team insider, hell is coming, liquidate your portfolio before 3 pm

Ok I sold last week and locked in some profits.

How do I play as bear safely? Just hold some short ETFS like SQQQ?

could it be any more obvious that this depression is timed to make trump look incompetent? its been in the works for 2 decades now

im slurping that big gulp NVDA

kek

Powell is running up on the end of his 14 year term right? Maybe something will happen then.

We are already at covid levels

It's much worse than Covid. Covid was in essence a nothingburger based on a temporary disruption to the global economy. What we're dealing with here is the US president deliberately muzzling global trade in what seems a deliberate and long term action designed to cause harm and division. This will spiral out so much harder than Covid.

It's a literal nothingburger, you niggas are the once crashing this shit with your fear.

tfw sold everything at basically the peak because I was buying an apartment

First time I don't get raped when some nonsense like this happens.

DOGE cut funding to it

vix futures are at 50 right now, youre looking at the non futures

no crying in the casino bud

look at this person blaming trump like a simple tariff is causing global trade to collapse

I'm ready boys

Sold a few days before the crash. Not buying back until congress starts pushing back against this lunatic.

VIX TO 100
2 BREAKERS HIT BEFORE 12
PUTGODS WONNED

it's gonna stop falling any moment right?

buying an apartment

a whole apartment complex or did you sell your pennystocks for only a year of being a rentoid?

holy fuck kek soxl baggies

Obviously I only mean the local bottom.

Just enjoying the show.

Everyone mocked the Kims for the mass starvation in North Korea in the 1990s and early 2000s. But that was a small sacrifice for the extreme prosperity of Juche Korea today.

SWEDEN YES

hey Anon Babble first time poster here. mid term lurker.
can i get QRD on this?

I literally woke up in a cold sweat and can't go back to sleep.

See

bro, the line is right there at 54. The point is that it is not near COVID highs.

retard in charge is liquidating the line and markets are getting raped

There is a massacre going on in Europe right now. Thank you America.

TESLA IS A HEDGE

buddy apple computer is under 180

my local currency is deflating in comparison to usd and eur
me thinks its slurp time bros

trumpty dumpty sharted his pants

Know that MIGAtards, every single one will become public enemy number one. The actual struggle sessions wont be fun at all

how come my vix doesnt show it hit 80 THOUGH

is it just averaging the month? Shitty fucking graph

Based and milkshake theory pilled.

Jackass placed tariffs and is continuing to double down, now we are headed for a crash

I want it to fall EVEN FURTHER. Btw the full tariffs dont go into effect until WEDNESDAY.

idk, just feels like another nothingburger

can i get QRD on this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And the EU still have to response.

sometimes things happen actually

settle down boomer, dont you have a soros funded protest to go to?

yes i want to see your 401k burn to the ground and then bathe in the ashes.

markets shitting their pants over a blanket tariff that congress has the full power to override going into a midterm
there was probably something already brewing, but tariffs were an excuse to dump

thing happening before our eyes

Ignore it, it's nothing

What is this phenomena called?

is drumf the dumbest world leader since emperor hirohito

MAGA communism will make all libs say ''thank you donald trump'' before they beat them to death with copies of the art of the deal, you're living in a rigth wing communist cultural revoltution basedboy

the world economy never recovered from the 08 crash. its all been smoke and mirrors since then. people can't handle that truth. the powers that be want to keep their planes and yachts and instawhores so they desperately try to keep the scam going.

90% of gains to the top 1%

what could go wrong?

You lost tho LMAO

I'd live on the fucking streets if it meant people like you get to suffer worse than me

economic collapse would be nice
then everyone has to suffer instead of only me

i thought they would have said something over the weekend but its become to clear to me that they are panicking i have no idea wtf to do.

EU went all in on globalism and its backfiring now.

tfw failed the t212 etp exam

can circuit breakers work pre/post market?

Damn, futures is already going down again

Are you HOOKED?

yes, but its for futures trading not "real" trading

How im moving when the bell opens

NTA but do you think your average anon own's stocks?

most people dont even have the capital to do it. The market crashing is causing rich fags to lose billions and im here for it.

there's never enough volume to ever come close, but technically yes

NO FUTURE

The EU countries are meeting today to come up with a brilliant plan to counter the beautiful tariffs. We all know that they will fuck it up and down we go.

true /smg/ers will buy 100k$ of SQQQ on margin on open

The market crashing is causing rich fags to lose billions and im here for it.

market ios operated by rich fags

Uhm...

just a few more hours until it opens again... i'm scared bros...

YOU GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOKED

Does scoopsie still post here? Did he sell his TQQQ in time?

Line goes down, doubleplusungood.

yeah starting to look very bullish. just like that 50% of the dump was wiped out and even us is almost green

JUST IN: Thailand stock exchange temporarily bans short selling

Mods should just pin /smg/ and add a thread theme

fuck off nigger

Don't do it. Just wait it out until the end of the day and make your decision tomorrow.

Thread theme
youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg

thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KIxqTYGGI&pp=ygUOYm9tYmVyIGJhcmJhcmE=

What if the drop is actually institutions that were long suddenly sold and on top of that opened a short position? Wouldnt that cause a huge bounce if they went long again and closed their short?

How did he know?

TRUST THE PLAN GUYS

CBOE's VIX page is down

He always knows. He's a savant.

say thank you

I'M TRYING!

...BTC will be ok right?

thread theme
youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY?si=For1ptW97xtkMAya

youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac
because 2008 recession vibes

willful blindness

Depends on how badly the markets need liquidity.

Orange nigger is getting do everything he actually wants this term?

Dump it

No crying in the casino

Actual thread theme should be youtu.be/bkvOvBOP3MU

TRUST HARDER

4 hours left before the gates open...

POST A LINK YOU FUCKING RETARD
putting

BREAKING

or

JUST IN

doesn't make your lies and bullshit true

holy shit youre right

what a disaster

RETAIL WILL PISS AND SHIT THEIR PANTS -6% ON OPEN

the whole world falls

US is uninvestable

local markets are destroyed

Where else are they gonna go? Gold and btc. But in a crash like this gold and btc first has to dump because the financial rape victims need cash here and now

Nothing ever happens

Yeah, just not this time.

he has a fully developed prefrontal cortext, unlike most people.

please can he just invade canada already so france can nuke us the minute a us soldier sets foot in quebec

AAAAH BOTTOM IS OUT

it's already priced in

forgot there are ids so I cant samefag
sad

they keep slurping futures

Yeah this was my thinking also, divested all my equities last week but felt like BTC and Gold will be ok long term.

If it's actually priced in we'd be crabbing right now after the initial shock and not dropping for 3 days straight.

KEK, that's the end result of too much bureaucracy, lots of talk and nothing gets fucking done.

i think you dont understand that most Gen z and even some millennials voted for this shit. Im just wondering what the psyops that come after will be. Last time this happened with occupy wall street all the tranny shit came after.

n response to recent tariff policy changes that have triggered global market downturn, the Board of Governors (BoG) of The Stock Exchange of Thailand (SET) today approved the temporary measures as detailed below to mitigate potential volatility and provide investors with opportunity for assessment and analysis to support their investment decision-making. In this connection, the Board of Directors of Thailand Futures Exchange pcl (TFEX) concurrently approved corresponding trading measures.

mondovisione.com/media-and-resources/news/set-to-implement-temporary-measures-on-ceiling-and-floor-limits-dynamic-price-ban-202547/

You already failed storming in here like the gestapo after months of zeroposting.

SOXL finally hit the bottom?

this but unironically

EU needs to apply a 40% counter-tariff and stop being a wuss

No way it just opens in the -3.x%

Asia futures were -5% and opened at -10%, take from that what you will

eu response

predictions on what trump will say when he and benjamin go live around 7pm gmt today?

I have no fucking idea what any of that means but sure
I would reset my router but its not worth it
I can just shit up the thread without same fagging

Asian countries observed Qingming festival on last Friday so the markets were closed. They're just catching up to the Friday dump.

eu needs an embargo

TARIFFS ARE ALREADY WORKING GUYS, TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE BIG UGLY DEFICIT IS SOLVED

green by open

Crashing this plane, with no survivors!

take your meds
tariffs now, tariffs forever

your questions are stupid the tariffs are beautiful

I JUST SAW MY PORTFOLIO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 5 MONTHS
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHHEIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

I should become a plumber

he will say something retarded that will make the market hit the circuit breaker

Trump has six bankruptcies due to stupid business decisions

Says that he will run the country like a business

Americans elect Trump as president

Bankrupts the country (and the whole world as well why not)

Why are Americans so retarded?

we need a 1000x leverage short etf

If we drop 20% I'll fucking cum

how bad does it have to be for the banks to fail

TRUST THE PLAN
Q
Das right fellow MIGApede! Let‘s all get poor to own dem trannies and libs!
YOU NEED TO TRUST THE PLAN!
TRUMPS GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!
DO NOT OVERTHINK LIKE THOSE EDUCATED LIBTARDS DO!

caan anyone explain why eu markets didn't hit circuit breaker like japan or taiwan? do you think amerilards will?

He will lower Israel's tariffs to 0.
"Be like Israel, capitulate, and good things will happen"

"He didn't mean it"

imagine defending the marriage between retirement and the sp 500

mfw the fate of the worlds economy was in the hand of MIGA boomers

dangerously based
kek
also based

Good idea. You should put one up.

See

They will do targetted tariffs to cause the most pain in red states and districts.

Bearchads just keep winning

he also fucked israel stock

Total bourbon death

do eu markets even have circuit breakers

And 401k?

as warren buffet once said (pbuh) buy when theres blood in the streets

tfw dumped everything into bonds

What this really is, is Trump purposefully blowing up the US to take down China with it.

Trump realizes the US is in terminal decline, and if things stayed the way they were, China would dominate the world. So he said fuck it and did what the soviets should have done in '89. Now the entire global stock market will go to zero and China will have to deal with the rest of the world imploding around it and actually have to do things

ameritards could easily hit at least the first breaker that comes at a 7% drop, it all depends on what trump decides to tweet, if it’s another ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL yeah it will plummet

I'll be buying when we have 2008-like suicides from skyscrapers

israel tariffs will be refunded

germany fell by 10% btw

Don't expect the EU to retaliate so soon.

HANK TOUGH

t-the rich people will lose eventually r-right sisters?

God, I hope he tanks the fucking market even more. I’ve been waiting for this.

The EU should make it legal to rob every American tourist from their money. They don't have guns here so shaking them down as compensation would be easy.

guys I need to know
can it happen

yuro politicians are such subhumans it's insane
500% tariffs instantly would have fixed this

Fake and gay futures pump, or is there any news?

Prepare you anus mumu as the coming rearending won't be pretty

the US government is still signaling its willingness to engage in talks

Unironically these.

Remember the last time banks failed?

from - 4% to - 3%

We pumping, golden bullrun confirmed

So Shit and Piss will experience, what, a 3-4% drop? That's not TOO bad...

EU cucks backing down like usual. They are all talk the talk but no action

tariffs are big and beautiful, they are perfect

If I could have sex with tariffs I would do the nasty, all day, it would be amazing

Of course the germans will undermine us, fucking cucks, they only care about their car industry and will kill us all if it means they can sell more overpriced overengineered shitboxes.

Trump: We're on track to fully eliminate capital gains tax in 2025

bros I can't sleep
I can't wait for IT IS SO OVER/WE ARE SO BACK momentums as the board moves along the dips and downs

What does the bear mean?

So what happens when Trump says Europe has to start buying Ford trucks for the tariffs to drop?

I'm probably going to load myself up with stimulants and stay up as close as possible 24/7 this entire week. This is a decade.

5 trillion dollars of extra spending by lowering taxes

also eliminate cap gains

zimbabwe currency, 300% debt to gdp incoming

I made 130% this year.

vix going down
futures going up
bobo got to cocky

at least wait until after the “reciprocal” tariffs on april 9th that will literally rape american grocery stores

implying the country wasn't already bankrupt

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Hello everybody that lost a lot of money.
I would like you all to resign.

so when does it stop going down? i'm new to this

i hope to ideally make my money back by next week or so

The raping will be huge and perfect
The most I've ever seen

so when does it stop going down?

he doesnt know

historic high P/Es were not some secret. i also have been stacking cash because unlike most of biz i buy low, not high. how dipshits we're buying 100k btc and 6200 sp500 i dont get. I turned my 401k investment back on for the first time this year april 1st.

Semiconductor tariffs due to start soon as well, right after the fucking window licking mong repealed the CHIPS Act

sexy cat

when the mossad spies poison lil donny

I hate Germans so fucking much. Let's do nothing. Great plan.

Jaguar and Land Rover cars is temporarily pausing shipments to the US due tariffs, per Reuters

clueless retards bumbling in asking when the bottom is in so they can buy Le dip

hard bear signal

Babys first market "crash".

Soon xi jinping will say he was wrong and trump is a big genius and we will rally to 10,000 S&P 500 within days. Also iran will merge with israel and there will be peace in the middle east.

thats really the biggest flaw of eu that most of the countries have no power at all in the decision making. honestly incredible so many countries agreed to this as it started expanding from a trade system to a discount usa

There are spots of resistance, fat chance making your money Back tho, we bag holding this shit at least a year

i started at boeing one year ago. how my luck is this bad

actually i'm hoping it can go back up so i can sell

go to bed grandpa

pls pls pls dont seww we sowwy duh mawkets are taking a big dumpy wumpy :(

It literally wasn't. Digital services are the best way to make money and USA have an almost total monopoly. They don't count on trade balance so it look fucked but in fact it's USA who was fucking everyone else, every thirdie was a cuck to America and somehow it's a bad thing? Like wtf, why would you want to destroy that

HEDGE FUNDS OUT

on what news?

I suspect we'll "bottom out" around the time the DOW hits the mid 20,000s. By then unemployment in the US will probably be around 15-16% and growing, the Dollar will be seen as a toxic asset and more countries will go to the Euro and Yuan for their reserves, and we'll end up in another couple of years of stagflation.

I have 50,000 set aside, when this is done crashing whenever what do I buy?

Also, should I buy 5k gold and silver now?

retail baggies catching a falling knife confirmed

joke went over your head m8

Don't do it anon.

USA got the world by the balls. Only Russia and China are free (for now).

The people running the corporations cannot be displaced from their positions.
They are terrible at managing the positions.

There won't be an improvement economically nor anywhere so long as they remain in their positions.

pay 5000 dollars for my ebook on how to sell 5000 dollar ebooks to idiots

....

print asstons of money

economy temporarily booms

what could go wrong?

Sleeping is unprofitable.

sold everything

Lmao

Chinese one, and they got raped last night, any American ones cracking yet?

has any leader ever destroyed their own country in such a short time in office? might be a record

about 2/3 of americans have some sort of IRA/401k which invests in the stock market

just wait until trump bombs iran and oil spikes

as if, donnie is out the moment the dollar reserve currency is under threat. and by '' out '' i mean in any style

I barely have any investments myself.

have to wonder why they wouldn't count that

he wouldn't do that

the average migatard is an unemployed doomer

Not sure if they will allow it but I'm calling Schwab to see if they'll give me perms for this 4 day expiration sqqq put I want to do.

a low fee index fund. sp500, VTI, VTSAW are all fine. If you're still 20+ years out from cashing in a mix of small, mid, large, and mega cap is fine too. what brokerage you use will determine the specific ticker

have like 300 businesses

bankrupt 6

he is a heckin failure

If I gave you a million you'd lose it in 6 months.

bro there is no fucking safe haven in a global trade war

that english pm that lasted less than a cabbage

most confusing thing was that all markets were in sync. just like they all dropped 5+% as if it was all the same market

Another Anon posted this yesterday. I wonder how he is going to do today?

he can't sell puts

huh?

uh oh

what the fuck is happening in south africa?

safe haven

Gold

england survived, that’s the difference

Stop paying attention.

Same. It's 4am and I'm wondering if I should just get up. Got a bottle of concerta calling my name

How is this considered a crash if, when you zoom out, this drop looks to be much smaller in size than other drops in the past couple of years? Why weren't they considered crashes back then? Are people just overreacting because they dislike Trump? Genuine question.

those big dumps

kek, wonder what retarded options he was holding
with 2 mill just buy 60 40 stock bonds and don't even bother looking at your account you already won

I want to buy a put, haven't touched options on Schwab before.

Faggots are now selling gold because they need money.

copper

Land Rovers are ass anyway

if you believe there isn't another leg down after only two red days and 12 straight hours of global markets opening at 5%-10% down, all before nyse open, you're brushing your teeth with fent

nah not really

maybe the inflation bonds if the US doesnt default
crashing too

He's been talking a lot of shit about bombing them the last few weeks, more than usual even. He's also one who, when presented with the idea that he's doing wrong, is liable to try something completely different and even more insane and that could be him bombing Iran and saying "it's all part of the plan, Iran is cheating us on oil, lots of oil, oil, love that word oil, we have oil but the Iranians have oil too and they tell other people, not smart people, to make their oil expensive and we have oil but they have oil too so we have to bomb them so they make the oil cheap, cheap and good for America, oil."

the perfect time to buy gold

canned food
toilet paper

why?

Thanks.

Adolf.

you should need no special permissions to buy puts, they are defined loss
but IV is already very high, the premium probably wont be worth it

well they're correct
working class (aka weak hands who cant hold assets for long) always suffer

Go away, Ea-Nasir!

That's one of my bets exactly.

Safe havens of ancient times is soaps and cereal companies
Also mcdonalds, despite being fast food they are the cheapest

his country didn’t collapse in hitler’s first hundred days

my dream scenario euro retaliation strategy-

import/export controls on Tesla and Tesla components

local xitter employees and thiel-funded acolytes based in the EU arrested on spurious charges

palantir blocked for spurious reasons (data safety or some shit idc)

shoot down starlink satellites

euro military cooperation with israel permanently ended

10000% giga tariff on chud red states whilst offering local free trade deals to shitlib states

I don't really have that much time to wait unfortunately.

Is there a way i can use "options" to make my money back?

Chatgpt said "I can't help you with that." like what? This is the kind of bullshit that keeps rich people rich.

but IV is already very high, the premium probably wont be worth it

Damn I really don't know what I'm doing I just figured the markets going down so leverage on a short but then I guess I'll just buy sqqq?

BREAKING: Jim Cramer has said: Now is not a time to panic

Over half of all operational B-2s are forward deployed to Diego Garcia and massive amounts of air defence assets have been pulled into the middle east. These are not good signs.

I mean you're kinda late with all these moves but I'd say buying SQQQ would be better than puts
you can even buy right now in pre-market

Trust me that you shouldn't use options on doomsday, those should be processed a week before and when you are a trading god

It is.

Generational wealth right here. NVDA will be back above $100. AI, self driving, robotics, data centres all require state of the art NVDA gpus. They aren't going nowhere when they have moat and will be 10T company in 5 years time.

shitlib states that support massive immigration into Europe. they want Europe flooded with immigrants. I wish Europeans would stop thinking American liberals are their friends.

wait two more hours then you will see the best slurp

The commerce secretary is trying to crash the market

I pray to the actual God that this is bait.

KEK

Just keep slurping! retard

america is the great satan but maybe pajeet lover JD Vance shouldn't have threatened 95% white denmark for no reason so I don't care anymore

The EU is a fucking mess and the more you follow them, the more you realise why Brexit happened.

EU: "lets do a defence pact!

UK: "great, we'll contribute massively to it and won't ask for anything in return"

France: "That's very generous of you. However we will veto these billions you're spending unless you give us free access to your waters so we can fish them dry"

UK : "what the fuck does that have to do with Defence?"

France: "Those are the conditions before we'll accept your help!"

UK: "Fuck of, we won't join you then"

yesterdays fud repeating

Get ready for pump.

reminder that we got here because of gamergate

should have touched the video games

Anyone with a brain knows lutnick only reason to want his position was to encourage a treasury/bond rush, he has a business for it

eu will love that too. the leaders are all women and they love this virtue signaling stuff. personally i hope for a really big recession so they can't afford this nonsense anymore and greater forces will make things good again

whew its already in progress. so much for that bear market

Is this girl Jewish?

you do you, i guess

What's the news!?

Holy. This is like taking from kids.
Sure love that uncoordinated Anon Babble influx.

SELL
SELL
SELL

Pain.

-5-6% on the indices every day is starting too feel like it's not that bad, could have been double digits

ooo boy tsla is now -4.8% back from -6.5%
it really is a hedge!

BUY
BUY
BUY

they are making fun of bill ackman on cnbc right now

Lmao

everything is down, multiple countries hitting circuit breakers
do not buy the falling knife

Yep I think the bottom is in, time to buy bros.

Bondbros...how we feeling?

My bad I mean msnbc

but people are buying with both hands

Hong Kong: -13.2%
Taiwan: -9.7%
Japan: -8.3%
Singapore: -7.4%
China: -7.3%
Italy: -6.9%
Sweden: -6.2%
Netherlands: -6.1%
Australia: -6.1%
France: -6%
Spain: -5.7%
Germany: -5.6%
Switzerland: -5.5%
UK: -4.6%
Philippines: -4.3%
Malaysia: -4%
India: -3.8%
Russia: -3.1%
Turkey: -2.5%
Saudi: +0.5%

Why are Americans so retarded?

don't forget fat and gay

Are you sure?

I got chatgpt to give me some tips, how's this on options:

GME Apr 11 $20 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$20 = $200
COIN Apr 11 $280 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$25 = $250
SAVA Apr 11 $30 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$15 = $150
MARA Apr 11 $20 Calls – 20 contracts @ ~$20 = $400
TSLA Apr 11 $190 Puts – 10 contracts @ ~$30 = $300
AAPL Apr 11 $180 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$25 = $250
NVDA Apr 11 $950 Calls – 5 contracts @ ~$90 = $450

COIN Apr 11 $250 Calls – 5 contracts @ ~$100 = $500
AMD Apr 11 $180 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$60 = $600
TSLA Apr 11 $180 Puts – 5 contracts @ ~$100 = $500
META Apr 11 $530 Calls – 5 contracts @ ~$80 = $400

Are any of these good?

Who will assassinate him?

who is pumping pm and why

adding:
you kneecap yourself in an attempt to fall infront of second place to stop him (china)

It's not even Wednesday yet.

On the Squawk Box??

What ETFs you got Ulf Kristersson

bottoms in

-1100 futures down

nah it's like becoming the king and at your glorious banquet you decide to poison everyone and lock the doors, the person with the least bad diarrhea survives

the one man that could blew it on some healthcare ceo
it's ogre

yeah but almost completely recovered from the morning

The blond hair lady and glasses dude, the moved on from Bill shaming tho

Germany was doing too well so the Jews had to sic their golems on it

i want him to live so people can see that he was wrong

COIN Apr 11 $280 Calls

oh no no no BTC is going to 60k and COIN will be at sub $100

it's just to fakeout the market opening

Why are the futures starting upwards?

Western Europeans are retards who are convinced they're smart because they focus on retarded American. The future isn't Europe anyway (may be Eastern), it's brownoid countries. Europe was already on top for the past several hundred years. Good luck getting Western Europeans to accept that. Western Europeans pretend to be sophisticated and Americans wear their retarded stereotypes on their sleeves. Whatever happens Americans will get over it quickly and Western Euros will seethe because they can't handle 'lesser people' being in a better position than them.

bought amd when it broke 110 months ago thinking I was buying the dip and now its down to 80 or so, should I sell and buy something else...

3 HOURS 15 MINUTES UNTIL BAGGIES ARRIVE

It's a fat dead cat corpse rolling around

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Why

If you were regulars, you would know the answer.

insider info probably, and even during covid there were green days

The bags will be big and beautiful, truely amazing

Lol those new jags and all the innawoods folk I know use Subarus.

The entire world dumps hard today too

But not the US lol

Literally goes against all logic. This pre-pump is mega fake and gay.

seriously though, when is the U.S Congress going to to something, this can't be the will of the American people, no one is expecting you to back down completely, just dial down the madness a few notches

Western Europeans are exactly like Redditors. They think they're smarter and better than everyone.

dead cats are meant to trap retail but this is premarket

are you implying Anon Babble invented the dead cat bounce?

this relies on the democrats doing anything

Of course they're not regulars, most of the people here won't be regulars for a few days at least while this happening is happening

t. tourist

this can't be the will of the American people

What part of Trumps presidency has given you any indication that he gives even a single fuck about what the peons who voted him into power think?

just dial down the madness a few notches

No.

this can't be the will of the American people

says who

us congress

will of the american people

LOLOL
its nowhere near midterms yet why would they pretend to care about that

why didn't you just rush to reddit?

Someone rich is punching the cat with options

American spirit sees opportunity in anything

Adapts

Multicultural views when needed.

Cramer quote incoming
"I recommend not buying anything from the dip today"

tsla futures are about to be green

from -11% to -3

THE DUMPS OVER

dax is recovering too. it was -6 just a moment ago and now its -4 and at its lowest it touched -10

will higher volume on open mitigate that?

Pumping hard, i wonder what the news are.

They call them “BAGS”…Big beautiful bags…and if you look at the numbers nobody’s seen BAGS like this since Barack HUSSEIN Obama, remember him? That’s right. The best bags. And we’re going to win bigly. Okahye?

No idea, it's fucking magic and reading all the options being set would make me want to enter the void. I'd say no tho

What if i told you it was someone with unlimited funds?

Retarded bagholder and future suicides are buying in

its become to clear to me that they are panicking i have no idea wtf to do.

I have seen increasing calls to target american tech, which is exactly what I've been saying from the start. A nice blanket ban on facebook for "national security reasons" doesn't really affect anyone in the EU but would murder MAG7 valuations. The real nuclear option is forced divestment like the US is doing to tiktok.

I did, but I came here as well, what can I say? I love watching this chaos unfold, provides me genuine moments of laughter before we all get seriously fucked

Trump trans arc

I'd tell you to take your meds

would probably lower the whipsaws a bit though

If I didn't talk my relatives out of it they would be selling in the morning, I said no. I think the big red wall spooked all normies

I guess i'll tell you to read a book, then.

3 days of red over the weekend should have primed retail to dump
now we just need the news to tell them to do it

just delusional mumus

the FED is buying SPY futures because uhhhh, the deep state!

but now they see the recovery and will slurp instead as they think it was the bottom

your family will no longer be speaking with you after today

What the fuck was that green candle

hey martin, how many cocks did you suck in prison you little faggot?

they are huffing massive amounts of copium is all. its gonna tumble at open.

You guys joke, but something clearly came up, my broker froze all bull and bear instruments for quite a few minutes while reading through something before commencing the current pump and dump.

-3 instead of -6 at open is recovery

retail isn't watching pre-market

if tsla gets back to 250, I'm putting all my 300k into a 8x bear instrument.

they can afford that?

Why would they need a deep state for something like this? Are you retarded?

3 hours left...

and that would be the bottom signal and the start of the biggest bullrun we ever saw

The media is all pushing doomsday, except fox news

The FED isn't buying SPY futures, at most they buy Treasuries and currently they're doing QT not QE retard

Vix's behavior is looking awfully bullish for the market.

Pump confirmed.
Source? Post proof.

If I didn't talk my relatives out of it they would be selling in the morning

Do you hate them that much? What have they done to you?

Bloomberg showing markets around the world

everything red

the only thing the deepstate needs to be doing is locking onto a certain plane with anti aircraft missiles

So, if Trump doesn't reverse on tariffs, what needs to be done to make the bulls go wild into a rally regardless? America Fuck yeah and tell them if the stock surges China is destroyed?

This is looking more and more like a face-ripping rally to murder bears day.

Anon who went to sleep till Nvidia opened, why the fuck it's going up now? What the fuck is this??? What else needs Trump to do for them to stop being overpriced as fuck?!!?

what source fucking nigger are you even watching the FOMC meetings or power speak for the past 2 years? fucking retarded polnigger tourists

ignore him
retards that weren't up all night watching 10 different markets spill their intestines and are deciding "oh yeah, it's slurp time" are just here because something started trending on X™, the Everything App (or something equally stupid)

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Hoes mad lol.

Fake rise
Going to butcher all slurpers

sell everything you have, take all your money out of the banks, do it now!

you've had your fun bobo

somebody needs to get the news to say this, the collapse will be glorious

*To trap the bulls
It's impossible for the global economy to continue at previous levels when you force it to be less efficient and disrupting supply chains. Market is simply pricing in the losses right now

Doubt it. Look at vix. The panic's over.

th-th futurs are only down 2.5% instead of 10%
the pa-patiant is stable....
trust the plan...

God i wish this would be on the CNBC frontpage...

I'll check back with you in 3 hours

They'd get sued into non-existance. Unless they put "Editorial" next to it, of course.

Is this scampump a shorting opportunity?

SEC declares fully-reserved, liquid, dollar-backed crypto stablecoins are not securities, per CryptoSlate.

SPY just -1.75%

THIS makes Anon Babble panic

yeah gotta have a bullrun in there somewhere. we know the markets are all fake and gay so of course they will pump with trillions of dollars on absolutely no news

almost back to over 5k

500 posts

holy shit i have never seen /smg/ this active
also thanks for the scampump, i can get a nice short on open

RECESSION CANCELLED

can I start shorting after one of the most violent selloffs in 5 years

no nigga, no. you missed out

check again, it's already 5030 kek

Bake a new bread already

how do you niggers get fooled into this after 2020, DONT BET AGAINST AMERICA BUDDY
NOW WATCH THIS GREEN CANDLE

Someone bake you homo

talk about a bulltrap lmao

wtf this pump

rhein swinging like that is going to make the dip slurpers go wild

I made this in 2022, can probably still apply today

NEW NEW NEW

payday was last week friday?