Serious question: how is the average american going to recover from this?

Serious question: how is the average american going to recover from this?

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Looks like Timmy is going to need some roommates

a person named mike karl doesn't deserve good things to happen to them anyway

Kinda makes me glad my nw is only 50k. I’m gonna take this experience as a lesson tho and be more conservative in my Roth IRA and brokerage in the future though

Recover?

LOL

gotta wait it out. he seems relatively young. boomers gonna get rekt tho

Karl in general. I heard Jobst lost his defamation lawsuit kek and is about to paying that cheater fat stacks.

Those are rookie numbers. If you think that's bad you might as well bust out the rope now because we're all in for a world of pain and it's not stopping any time soon.

He should sell everything now before it gets worse!

The markets haven't dropped by that much (yet), so I'm wondering what this retard was even investing in. Probably some high risk stocks from India or whatever lol.

We are gonna GET RAPED so much you may even get tired of GETTING RAPED. And you'll say "Please! Please! It's too much RAPE we can't take it any more! Mr President, it's too much!" And I'll say "No it isn't! We have to keep GETTING RAPED! We have to GET RAPED more! We're gonna GET RAPED so much more!"

You're joking right? Japan hit the circuit breaker today. Taiwan hit the circuit breaker today. China hit the circuit breaker today. They're dropping exponentially more. None the less this is history happening in real time.

Oh and Europe stock market is dropping exponentially. Their circuit breaker is about to go off as well. The entire global economy is fucked.

That screenshot is from Friday and his balance was down by 40% already lol. Definitely some high risk shitcoin-tier jeetscam he fell for.

Still rookie numbers. It's the entire global economy falling into a tariff related great depression just like what happened in 1929.

I'm not retiring for 40-50 years, so it just means I get more shares and coins every pay period for the same money invested.
If I was already retired and had to sell off shares weekly instead of living off the revenue it would suck though. those guys have SS though which I won't when I am old, so they will be fine.

Goldbugs won

All the moneys of average americans are flowing into hedge funds, the only managed product allowed to short the market, $1M minimum investment deposit.

They will sleep comfortably in their pod after their 16 hour shift at the Nike sweatshop knowing they have owned:
The libs.
The europoors.
The Canadians.
The Mexicans.
The Chinese.

Imagine worrying over a 401K when you're going to be hit with extra fees unless you wait 30 years anyways

The average American doesn't own stocks or anything close to 122,000 in the bank. Most don't even have 2000

-40% in 3 months what did he buy TSLA kek

Currently, 62% of Americans own stocks, reaching a 20-year high. Breaking it down further, 87% of upper-income Americans own stocks, followed by 65% of middle-income Americans,

Karl Marx

Karl Mike

Very subtle

Its not. This is the end.

t. Anon Babble

I don't know, maybe stop being total faggots? It's not that bad.

recover.... after the next 8 years Trump

like 50% of americans hold stocks in their 401k. americans who are taking steps toward a tolerable retirement all have a 401k.

Normies should go ahead and liquidate. They are not built for this game. Don't worry, I'll buy your bags.

I put money into the slot machine and it didn't come back! It's gut-wrenching

Kurumi's 2025 arc is gonna be fire

As a citizen he can tax the IRS for unrealized losses and simply decide to stop paying taxes

It's either some sort of coordinated shilling or maybe people just have no memory and/or are susceptible to propaganda.

bump

Oh those fuckers that decided to allign their trade with China instead of USA recently are down? Seems like it's working.

be me

millennial

made $130k/yr

support my wife and 3 kids

pay off house and land

put all savings (like $300k) into physical PMs

job gets destroyed by niggernomics translesbianism DEI faggotry and sub 80 iq inbred jeets

stock market crashes shortly after

I’m actually doing alright dealing in cash doing handy man day labor (actually pays better than you’d think), selling produce, eggs, and milk for cash, and getting that sweet benefits money. They give me like $1500/mo in ebt!
I hope the bankers are all jumping out windows right now lmao

Your chart's fine if this is the bottom or at least near bottom. Remember there's "circuit breakers" that kick in to limit the daily losses. Each day it can drop even further. I'm still in so I hope it doesn't, but it's not like I know it's not going to drop.

nice larp, anon. fries in the bag, please.

That’s not the average normie, the average normie isn’t in the market, if they are in they are literally playing with less than 5 figs

wtf was his portfolio

Even if he removed all tariffs immediately irreparable damage has been done, it will takes years, maybe decades
There's actually a real possibility of shit getting dark, like WW3 dark

Finally do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting for shit to kick off? I’m going to hide like a jew in the attic to avoid the draft and only come out at night to hunt vaguely liberal looking individuals for sport

kek this is the post

you're larping about being unemployed on benefits

Lmao cope, put the taxes on my ebt card wagie, shoe's on the other foot for once

That's not even that bad