Fuck just in time for the worst crash in my lifetime
What do I even do?
I JUST GOT LAID OFF
take eric drumpf's advice and buy le dip!
I got fired recently too anon. I'm probably going to join the army.
nooo the leopards are eating my face
How my portfolio was destroyed by drumpf
You will send your resumes to AI bots and you will be happy
You're gonna die in greenland fyi
Unemployment and sell before the market completely caves in thanks to our leaders bullshit
what do you mean? this is the best economy in history
the stock market has never done better
(low iq americans unironically fall for this rhetoric)
Just make your resume using an AI bot to balance it out.
Sorry friend
Go rape the unemployment office and welfare
Go to food pantries
Steal from Indian owned convenience stores
I don’t qualify for unemployment, I have 3 months of utilities and rent, after I an hero
Steal
take your fucking meds
I no longer have insurance since I’m getting fucking fired
can’t afford meds
Thanks trump
Lucky you it happened just in time for you to get incredibly rich with every other American!
Aren't you lucky?
Iran, actually
you don't need money to go liveinnawoods and live off squirrels and rabbits
Whats stopping you from getting another job?
antidepressants
economy tanks
market crashes
people get laid off
this is exactly how recessions work retards. did you really think you'll be able to buy the crash in real estate or stocks or crypto? LOL
those are being hit with tariffs tho
A global recession
joke's on you, I got fired because they caught me sniffing my coworker's seat
plenty of people don't lose their jobs in a recession
I'm probably going to join the army.
lmao
haha, I love that subreddit!
Why do people act like living in your car is hard or uncomfortable at all?
Shouldn't have voted Trump.
Next time don't vote like an edgy 14 year old Anon Babble user.
based fellow Kamala voter. I was with her, bros...
Get a job selling hugs
There's still careers in combat
youtu.be
Kek
What kinds of jobs?
Where do you go to shit?
He thinks he's getting prosthetics
Russian wheelchair is too expensive comrade, you get a wooden 4x4 with 4 trolley wheels
what do you think a trunk is for anon?
There are no more art museums to guard
The lab is out of white lab coats
Cause there are no more slides and microscopes
But there are still careers in combat, my son
There are still careers in combat, my son
There are no more roles on TV shows
There are no road-cone dispensing jobs
There are no spots left for park ranger
Cause there are no bears left to save you from
But there are still careers in combat, my son
There are still careers in combat, my son
Im a lawyer
auditor