/smg/ - Stock Market General

buy

WHY DO YOU HATE ME

do a little of both and gain experience without too much exposure to either

This is the real thread

I didn't sell
I am financially devastated

Good morning
What are my Avanzabros buying/selling?

zimbabwe

It's nothing.

reel em in, boys
we got em

strawpoll.com/6QnMQDLN7ne

an hour until european markets open

Relax it will recover somewhat. Give it time.

Everyone else has to lose so i can make it.

FDAX already cratering

Going to be a long day eurobros

alright, gonna repeat my posts here cause it generated interesting discussion in the last thread and still no one has replied to my standalone thread here - Doordash is the only stock I still own. I cashed out my 401k a couple months ago after getting fired from my previous job (I was a low level corporate employee at Doordash).

Because I was a low level corporate employee who was paid hourly instead of salary, I was NOT eligible for stock benefits as part of my compensation. Nevertheless, when I got hired in early 2023, I spent about 2k purchasing stock and bought some more over the year. My average buy price was $80 per share. The all time high was $240 per share, shortly after it went public at the end of the pandemic in 2021.

Recently, Doordash finally achieved profitability status since launching in 2013. They were profitable in both Q3 and Q4 of 2024. As a result of this, the stock went up to over $210 after the most recent earnings report was released in February of this year. I almost sold but I was waiting for it to touch or surpass all time high.

Since then, there has really only been good news for the company. They've announced more partnerships with Domino's, Dollar General, and of course the Klarna buy now/pay later deal that got significant media attention. They still have well over 50% of the entire delivery market in the US for food/grocery, and they've been expanding into new verticals for the past few years now with their own Dashmart convenience stores, partnering with brick and mortal retail shops for delivery, offering package delivery service, and more.

Yet, despite that good news, the stock has taken a tumble with the wider market sentiments. It was dipped from $210 in February to $163 as of Friday April 4th. I understand the market works this way, but it is frustrating.

3 years of gains gone

thanks drumpf

I didn't sell either, but I just buy and hold anyway. Sticking to the same strategy. Either it recovers or it doesn't and the economy is ruined anyway and I have bigger problems (like my business going under).

Imagine a pension fund gets wiped out this week... countless teachers' and firefighters' retirements are ruined...

What are the financial implications of a 60% chance of a global recession?

Regardless, I am here to ask for financial advice. I am not inclined to sell tomorrow, but I am considering setting a stop loss of sorts. What annoys me is that the business fundamentals are good, and Doordash should not be affected much by tariffs. Restaurants and grocery stores are not going to increase their prices due to tariffs on manufactured goods from China or wherever. To me, it seems like Doordash should be insulated heavily from the tariff policies, in contrast to say Amazon or Apple, who utterly depend on foreign manufacturing for their business model.

Nevertheless, I'm up 100%, and I really don't want to hold this stock til I'm back to break even or at a loss. What does Anon Babble think about stocks like Doordash/Uber/Lyft and other gig app stocks are service sector stocks and thus not directly affected by tariffs?

democrats are pro wallstreeet now

We won.

A chance at starting over fresh

Someone rate my AI assistant's prediction of what would happen if ~40% tariffs were shit out by executive order:

The U.S. imposing 40% tariffs globally—even on allies—would trigger immediate retaliation (e.g., EU/Canada/Japan targeting agriculture, tech), cutting exports and spiking inflation via import costs (electronics, autos +3–5% CPI). Multinationals (Apple, Ford) and retailers (Walmart) face earnings drops; S&P 500 could plunge ~15%. Short-term "winners" like steel/aluminum sectors gain little due to input-cost inflation. Medium-term, trade deficits persist (2018–2020 tariffs increased China deficit by $20B) as exports fall faster than imports. Supply chains fracture (auto/tech relocations to Vietnam/India lag, raising costs), while USD weakens 10–15% if allies diversify from dollar reserves. Long-term risks: stagflation (1970s-style inflation + stagnation), slowed innovation from deglobalization (WTO: -7% global GDP), and NATO erosion. Historically, Smoot-Hawley (1930) deepened the Depression via 66% trade collapse.

You are here:

S&P 500 could plunge ~15%.

USD weakens 10–15% if allies diversify from dollar reserves.

A recession would be if GDP drops for 2 quarters in a row.

when do we hit absolute fear?

If you read the fine print, that 60% is with the assumption that tariffs get cancelled. It's predicted to be near-100% if they go through with them.

Two more weeks.

A recession would be if GDP drops for 2 quarters in a row.

Didn't that happen under the Biden administration in 2023-2024 but they just decided not to call it a recession for some reason? Can someone explain this more to me?

I understand the market works this way

then do not worry about it, and buy more if you think the company is solid. Even a great company can be driven out of business and shitty companies moon.

circuit breakers are gay
let it fall

Sell if you think it's overvalued and hold it if you think it's undervalued.

BTC 60k waiting room

Will not happen. See

I really don't want to hold this stock

well? what are you asking for?

$7, 80% in. Save 20% for TQQQ floor in case the Chinese figure out semi conductors.

don't worry this time they will call it that

what do I do with this tsla put... I still didn't sell my put, like what needs to happen so I finally cash out? my indecision from friday didn't fuck me over, it doubled my money, but this can't be continuing right?

democrats and republicans are both pro-wallstreet
i dont see what that has to do with my statement either

so what meds are we all taking tonight?

yuro premarket is in, lads. its a blood bath

it's going to 0

oh and that recession was transitory
just like inflation was to jerome "I'm not retarded" powell that waited for a war to break out before he could be bothered to hike rates

The revenue growth looks good, the PE does not. It’s actually atrocious. You are either early in the next big thing or in a dud. Nobody here has the power to tell you which.

Cyanide

Your statement: "The market will fail."
The market will be bailed out as always.
Just buy the dip.

i'm kinda scared bros. i've been interviewing for this corpo job and i have a feeling i'm about to get horribly crushed. i think i'll just quit my job and move back with my parents.

wtf i thought satoshi nakomoto designed btc to be a store of value like digital gold??

x.com/spectatorindex/status/1909115526192025711
Brutal

Kratom and melatonin. I think I’ve made a huge mistake.

If chinks figure out semi's, wont direxion just change the portfolio to include more chink shit?

whatever you do dont call the hr lady a nigger

move back with my parents

respect that you can, they will be dead soon enough and you will be on your own. Spend time with them.

Wow, Zimbabwe, whatever that is

goyz vietnam and zimbabwe are lifting up their tariffs on US imports!!

both countries barely import anything from the US, the latter of which doesn't even export anything to the US either

?

I´m so fucking salty that only Amerifats can access this site and bet there. You can read the policies, the tax cuts are literally going to increase the deficit, it´s literally that simple! Only way the deficit actually gets smaller is if inflation gets so bad that all the debt gets paid off with USD worth less than toilet paper, but then my 2000 euro bet isn´t going to be a big deal in the bigger picture.
kalshi.com/markets/kxdebtshrink/us-debt-shrink

After all that inflation this one’s not as sure as it normally is. Especially as Chinese goods just got 50% more expensive.

then do not worry about it, and buy more if you think the company is solid. Even a great company can be driven out of business and shitty companies moon.

Sell if you think it's overvalued and hold it if you think it's undervalued.

This is what's hard. I definitely do not think Doordash is overvalued, at all, but I'm not sure I would say it is undervalued either, especially depending on how the wider economy goes. Whatever happens though, as a former internal employee, I know they are doing everything possible as a company to maximize profits. Outside the software engineers and high level execs, no one else working there even in corporate makes very much money, at all. I worked there for 3 years as a supply chain specialist and only made $22 per hour, and that was with 2 raises. The company finally turned a profit last year and I know they are absolutely determined to keep that going. They are still focused on growth of course but they're not spending wildly to grow like they were in 2020-2022. They're pretty methodical and conservative in their projections now, or at least they were when I left at the end of 2024.

My only really confident assumption is that I think they will perform similarly to Alcohol and other "vice" based stocks. If things get bad, people will turn to fast food and food delivery just like they turn to alcohol and sex and drugs to cope with declining wages or economic instability.

the corpo job i'm interviewing for is actually way closer to them which is why i really want/need it. i don't care about my gay ass faggot career, i just want to be with family in these last years

Trump advisor Peter Navarro:

Vietnam is essentially a colony of Communist China.

Vietnam, don't dump shrimp into our markets and put the good people of Louisiana out of work.

India

-3.8

They actually think Trump will lift sanctions on them ?

lol

BREAKING: President Trump says, "We have to solve our trade deficit ... Unless we solve that problem, I'm not going to make a deal."

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

Possible, but currently the US blocks all citizens (and allies) from buying Chinese chip manufactures. It’s the same as Russian stocks.

oh it’s like over over

source?

rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-tariffs-market-crash-take-medicine-america-1235311613/

not sure what kratom is but melatonin will make you tired

tempted to rope me desu my dudes

wallahi i'm finished

i would vote no and win

then search what kratom is, it's that simple

Night gents, happy hunting tomorrow.

EU in talks about a web tax targeting US tech giants, with AAPL and AMZN in the crosshairs.

we just can't stop winning bobobros

Zimbabwe

Bros we are winning so fucking much

lmao L M F A O how long until trump's inner circle turns on him?

that doesn't look safe

401k down 15k

As long as TSLA stays over $100 everything is fine, chud.

The revenue growth looks good, the PE does not. It’s actually atrocious. You are either early in the next big thing or in a dud. Nobody here has the power to tell you which.

DD has been around since 2013. I don't think it's the next big thing, but I do think that it is here to stay as a company. To be honest, if I had this in my 401k, or I was just planning to accumulate long term stocks and never sell until my retirement, I wouldn't be worried about this at all. Internally, as a former corporate employee I can say this (well, not legally since I signed an NDA when I took severance but fuck it), Doordash basically is gunning to be one the next big tech companies. Managerially, the model themselves after Amazon and their poach a lot of analysts and employees from Amazon corporate. Both are in delivery and logistics but in different ways. Obviously, Amazon isn't delivering food from restaurants or retail stores, but Doordash is.

I think the long term bullish case for Doordash is autonomous delivery. If they can crack delivery by drone or self-driving car, then the stock will explode in value. This is because by far the greatest expense for Doordash is paying the Dashers who actually use their cars to deliver the food. If they can cut them out, even just partially, and utilize autonomous delivery vehicles, then I can easily see the stock going to over $1000 a share assuming a stable economy. But realistically that wouldn't happen for another 5-10 years

never, he is surrounded by a bunch of brownnosing sycophants.
the real question would be on congressional republicans' survival instincts kicking in given they actually will face voters again while trump won't. I guess Vance in theory could defect but hard to see the dude whose lips have been firmly on trumps cock for years flip flopping now

ibkr has something like this now, and you can get ibkr in lots of countries

I read the fine print, he only needs to reduce it once in 4 years or something like that. Sounds like he can pull off a stunt for 1 quarter and that would still count.

it's the goto drug for people that don't want to do illegal drugs, kratom is not illegal in many countries

dude, seriously? you want to become a meme?

Tariffs

AI assistant's prediction

Didn't read. AI is only good for porn.

can use AI to create anything

creates this abomination

web tax

Yes please the most overvalued companies in the world

Other than NVDA, what's everyone slurping?

is $5000 into SQQQ at open a good call?

It's funny how people still believe "insiders" despite it always just being made up dogshit for clicks lol. Like last week when there were "confirmed insiders" saying Trump was firing Elon and then the next day Trump basically said "Yeah nah that is retarded, we have him until the work is done."

How is europe stock doing?

No refunds

ai is not good for porn, ai is only good for ai voice shitposting

Sell near closing on Friday, that's when the biggest earning calls go down.

Milan opening in half an hour

market open in half an hour
youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk

badly

Today I shall be rape

On second thought, that still sounds like a pretty good bet. Sucks that you have to wait 4 years though.

AI isn't good

Critical mass after the tariffs go in to effect. You'll see some statements the day of. I think a lot of people are waiting until then to see if there are last minute delays or deferrals or talks. If Trump lets all this go in to effect unchanged the backlash will be quick.

Its during the course of one quarter. There´s like 3 since 1966 where the debt went down. I guess they could go full Soviet and just pretend like DOGE cut 3 trillion or whatever.
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GFDEBTN

face voters again

as it stands i wouldnt be shocked if republicans win the midterms
cult of personality and all that

things can sometimes be fake thank you for this revelation
never crossed my mind

Bad on futures better then China and Japan but it's not like they are heavily reliant on export unlike China or Japan

defense stocks

Recession will fuck with any Euro rearming plans especially since they are all so debt heavy

he says this while posting it believing it to be real

KWARB.

European commissioner for Industrial Strategy Stephane Sejourne said the European Union's response to U.S. tarrifs should be "proportionate" and hoped bourbon will be dropped from a list of U.S. imports that could be slapped with additional tarrifs.

Sejourne also told France Inter radio on Monday that the EU had several cards up it's sleeve to put pressure on America, including "withdrawing U.S. companies from our European public markets."

The Americans may get the Russian treatment

Nah they will just accelerate the printer.

Euro rearming plans

nigga pleez, they aint doin shit, its all talk.

"withdrawing U.S. companies from our European public markets."

that's too far

The French have been salivating for a US decoupling from the market for years. With the UK cucked and broken, Germany essentially has to broker with French industry to keep the EU afloat.

you have managed to extrapolate my "lol" into a 100% undying faith in the veracity of a portion from a news article
truly you are a gifted mind reader

They will throw money at the companies I agree it's mainly talk but they will not nearly order enough to justify the about capital about to be burned by the defense industry to upscale production

Money printer

They can but EU is not the most stable countries to do it outside of Germany, Nordic, and Poland

This is bullshit but I hope it's real

EUs card is to commit suicide

China already rejected Euroshit.its why the German automotive industry is fucking dying as we speak

entire argument right now is "trump is going to negotiate better deals"

holy bluepilled

Critical mass after the tariffs go in to effect. You'll see some statements the day of. I think a lot of people are waiting until then to see if there are last minute delays or deferrals or talks. If Trump lets all this go in to effect unchanged the backlash will be quick.

The thing is that Trump really believes in tariffs and so does Vance apparently. But Trump has been talking about tariffs ever since the 1980s when we truly embraced "free trade" and started outsourcing the fuck out of our economy and importing shit from Japan and other countries. He was calling it out way back then, and he was right.

Plus, Trump is serving his second term. He doesn't have to worry about being re-elected anymore. Remember all the baneposting from 2014, and how it led to Trump's election in 2016? He's crashing this plane with no survivors

thats too far

Your dealing with girl boss extremists you would be wise to remember that I generally blame the EU decline on the fact women run it now

wow what an amazing day to wake up to

The comments on the site seem to indicate that it's happened a lot more frequently than that. I'd have to examine it more closely before betting on that.

Elon is a dude, dude.

Not even going to look, you only get good value bets when a lot of emotional tards are involved. This is why Carnney-Poilievre odds on Polymarket were 50-50 while polls showed 99% that LPC, shit was free money.

Elon

Didn't mention him I hate the EU for being stupid

Euros would rather commit suicide than pay their fair share

you love to see it

go to Anon Babble alien thread

post cartoonishly fake image of an alien

fuck off retard we are talking about aliens

lol you really thought i was posting it implying it was fake?

Kys.

I started buying SOXL for the first time in my life. Few years ago, I used to come here and joke that it's going down to $3.50 and now here I am with few dozen shiny SOXLs. I can't wait until it goes down to $3.50 so that I can go all in. wagmi.

It's Americans that are doing that

STOP IT'S ALREADY DEAD

Hmm, true, shit its more like 90% I guess.

I think this characterization of the president as being untouchable just because he's in his second term is all wrong. POTUS is not all powerful, he is beholden to his party and to the government. There will be an internal counter to this. The lack of statements to that effect indicate to me they are trying to keep it as quiet as possible before it's put in to effect.

S&P is like 23% down since I bought it.
based.

pay their fare share

Yes Anon I wonder what Germany and France need so badly from America

win some lose some my lad

i didnt imply it being real or fake
its funny if real
thats all
calm down.

They would have done something sooner if that were the case

bullshit

i know it's late in the americas, but anyone keeping an eye on market opens in europe? any germans around?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's just numbers on a screen. Change the color scheme if you can.

so classic eu. idk why they hate europeans so much and why theres so much unelected old women deciding things

tfw VWRL

I have a BEAR cert on Apple, Nvidia, and Amazon. Also have a short on Tesla and META.
Give it to me straight doc.

Bill Ackman completely panicking and striking out....he's also literally begging Trump to delay the tariffs. hilarious!

He's scared... After all these months of Trump ass-kissing, he realised the orange man isn't playing 4D traits and was just retarded the whole time

nvidia down 11% in some euro exchanges

fucking lol

What's this on the happening scale?

Kek

easily 2008 levels of happening at this point

Jim Cramer: don't panic cnbc.com/2025/04/06/jim-cramer-on-sundays-stock-futures-sell-off-im-not-going-to-panic-.html

bill ackman (zionist jew) wants war with iran. the manufacturing of consent required of that entails a bad economy. how else will amerilards want to die?

think dot com bubble 2001 into 2003

so we should panic
got it

bearish

666

jim cramer says don't panic

oh fuck

POTUS is not all powerful, he is beholden to his party and to the government. There will be an internal counter to this. The lack of statements to that effect indicate to me they are trying to keep it as quiet as possible before it's put in to effect.

We have a lame duck Congress. Has Trump even asked them to pass any meaningful legislation so far? No, not really. Representatives and Senators have largely abdicated their constitutional responsibilities over the years. They're happy to show up, get a fatty paycheck, get insider trading info, get on some committees, and then rant and rave for media attention while they take more money from lobbyists and foreign actors. They don't fucking care and they haven't cared in decades. Trump understands this, that's why he's doing everything by executive order and not listening to judges.

There aren't enough Democrats in Congress to stop him from doing anything. And Trump himself is far more popular with the Republican base than any Senator or Congressman. Any Republican who stands up against Trump will be primaried by a more Trumpian candidate. Americans literally stormed the Capitol and risked insurrection and civil war cause they thought the election was rigged against Trump. Is there any other political figure in the past 50 years that you think anyone on either side would do that for besides Trump? That's the power he has

If Trump's successful, and Republicans do nothing to oppose him, then those Republicans will be rewarded by constituents for helping Trump, and they'll get re-elected. If they attempt to oppose Trump, they'll likely lose no matter what. Either Trump will still be successful, and they'll look like beta faggots, or Trump will fail in his efforts, but then those who stood against him will be blamed for slowing things down and contributing to the failure, and they'll still probably be primaried by an America First style candidate. The only winning move for Congressmen right now is not to play

At what time do the NY exchange opens?

2 minutes

ah fuck

Until vvhat? It's 3 AM Northeast time.

BREAKING: Chinese government has started conducting “stock market stabilizing operations”

4 18 am

We're so fucked

its time

Did y´all know that in Japan red means line up and green means line down? Weird af, in the Occident red being bad as the colour of blood and aggression is so obvious, while green symbolizes the grass and trees - growth.

Americans literally stormed the Capitol and risked insurrection and civil war

That'll do, bud. I'm going to bed.

It's ogre

Bro crashed the world economy for fun.

it's open

youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk&ab_channel=BloombergTelevision

finna

youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk

He is literally out of his mind. I seriously think he is mentally unwell.

The market opens at 9:30am

7

YUROS OPEN
DUMP EVERYTHING

Europe stocks

nothingburger

wagmi

DAX down 8%

So many people are actually probably unironically going to kill themselves/spiral into depression because of this
damn

it's fucking 7 percent

eeeh i wanted to hear more about the margin calls which they were talking about

RHEINMETALLL PLUNGED 25% AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MONEY

WTF RHEINMETALL IS DOWN

Only the weak will fail

I'm dropping my entire cash stack on VIX puts and SVXY at about 3:30PM

hopefully magaloids

my captcha

Sweden down more than 8%

based

holy fuck

i bought a medium satori koimeji fumo (roughtly $150) how fucked am i.

france hit the circuit breaker

god save the french

STOP SELLING

It's even worse now

At what point does the entire world declare war on the USA? This is economic warfare, it's terrorism

8%

HOLY FUCK

another 1.5% down in 6 minutes, at this rate we are AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

I mean think about it logically, in what company would you invest right now? The same will happen to the us indexes btw

Jim Cramer: don't panic

the market is cursed now

What's the Europe equivalent of SOXL? ASML+ARM options?

Total stock market death

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We need to put Anon Babbleniggers in camps

My dad has a pension that die to mature next year and it's mostly in stocks. Furrrk

On the plus side, he said if it went to zero, it wouldn't make any difference to his life as my parents retired 9 years ago, have a house, no mortgage, no debt and about 100k in the bank and between them 40k pension income. Just sucks a bit I guess. Boomers though init

1PBTID

you don't
its a fucking falling knife right now bro

slurpers are trying to slurp but the load is too big

Yeah that's my point

It's going to be an actual bloodbath tomorrow isn't it. I can't fucking sleep and I need to be up in 6 hours.

->Anon Babble

We'll put your children in them too

For now

They're all pozzed up

This is great why be upset you can buy things you want cheaper

Wanne buy indra sistemas

BOBOGODS KEEP WINNING
BLACKEST NIGGEREST MONDAY POSSIBLE

True

Can't decide if I should hold and short or sell and short even more.

Brehs, we made it to wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_stock_market_crash

One of my eu stocks just hit a breaker

Great start

I slurped friday before closing because I thought it was the bottom...

would you a kriti gupta?
isnt she confusing? she looks black but has an indian name. maybe shes like kamala harris

US political colours are reversed to what the U.K. ones are too
Here red is for commie everything should be free types, and blue is the conservative side

Why does she look like monke?

RHM hit a breaker now

Just keep slurping the dip anon, you'll get there eventually

Feeling nice and comfy

this shit is fucked

idunno but i would totally smooch i think shes cute

GIVE WAR A CHANCE

PLEASE RESPOND

he warned you, but you didn't listen

lower, drive it lower

i will never forgive these stupid MIGAniggers and their orange jew

GERMAN STOCKS DOWN 10%
FRENCH STOCKS DOWN 6.5%
UK STOCKS DOWN 6%

forgot to turn off autoinvest for today

This may be worse than 2008 already

Euro holders comfy

A good day.

Take your medicine like a man

I see the S&P reached jan 2024 levels. Makes me wonder how much I've grown as a person since then.

Somebody knew

holy shit Bear Stearns just flew over my house!

I've regressed significantly

Yes it's massively bullish. It was oversold earlier when I was trading it.

my house!

not for much longer

its my house now

Good opportunity to buy, is amazing really such a little bitch or are yall just pretending?

The VIX is at 60 lmao

I will raise my children as Maoists.

I love my puts so much

VIX at 60

maybe time to post some porn and jerk off to calm down

All in on SOXL puts

VIXchads eating good today.

can you buy vix

Euro rearming plans

you were saying.....

gapejak would never do this
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS POST I NEED TO KNOW

my wife remilia is so cute

my anus is prolapsing

sexo

nigger

BREAKING:

German stocks down 10%
French stocks down 6.5%
UK stocks down 6%

I need doom and gloom angry music for my Trump crash playlist, gibs recommendations Anon Babble
youtube.com/watch?v=0zYqo9GNjTU&t 105s

Germany down 10

REST IN PEACE EU

BREAKING

fuck off with this, please

germany

It's actually fucking over

please answer my questiln i accidentally bought a 150 dollar satori koimeji fumo how screwed am i

I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP

m.youtube.com/watch?v=orHQJBVH9gk

jail
immediately

I think I'm done here. I'm moving to /pmg/. Enjoy losing, cunts.

Why is no one stopping this? People will start dying of starvation in under 30 days. Why are we doing this to ourselves?

all money fleeing into US treasuries kek

I'm only down 200k since january, max it out anon

Not longing NEM

NGMI

Leonardo -23%

Friday was -12%

Jesus Christ. I wouldn't want to be a EU defense holder right now.

US treasuresaies

Trump is going to get his rate cut isn't he

people eat digital stocks

Dax is down only 7% now,

The eurodollar begs to differ

Do you prefer?

[SAD NEWS]

indra opening -20%

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

as early as May

Not until we’re deep at the bottom

it's over

Why do the euro defense stocks get hit so hard? I'm not up on that sector. Doesn't the prospect of increased non-US defense spending help?

Don't tell them.

two more weeks and it'll recover! two more weeks!

it's over

Over it is.

We are in the middle of a market crash driven by complete fear. Everything is going to tank regardless of rationality.

Crazy growth recently

The honest answer is that after all the announcements they just pumped too much.

Crash the global economy to get what he wants

Honestly, Trump is probably the most ruthless dealmaker to ever exist

This is completely psychotic levels of soullessness to get the deal done

maybe people selling their bags getting cheapies elsewhere

he just wants to golf bro

I didn’t pull out my portfolio in time

potential high 6 figure loss

How much does a shotgun and 1 round of buckshot cost

Pumped too hard over focus on military spending, new money tends to get flushed out first.

He bought EU defense stocks with a chance of a recession

If you buy Euro Defense stocks with even a chance of a recession mind EU growth has been sluggish you were stupid the last recession at least had a non debt burden Europe vs now and that still ended with the infamous defense cuts like the French white paper which killed their second aircraft carrier

The thing he wants is why the marketing is crashing

everyone here will buy my bags right?

there is no deal retard

If congress doesn't intervene now america is never gonna truly recover from this and no one will take americans seriously ever again

I mean I would say the Israeli's and Russians are up there since if they can they will bomb you

Who will blink first China or USA?

how much on SP500 open bros, will we hit the first breaker?

again

nah i dont think someone like Trump is clueless about what he's doing
but this requires no soul

Neither. Stare-down until they both die.

People getting margin called and needing liquidity

First?
Lol

Pre-market should be blood red right?

USA, but Congress is really dragging its feet on revoking the Emergency Powers Act for Trump

Probably China but will see how US Markets do first. Loss of money does stuff to people especially if its the head guy who does it.

BASED

Expecting congress to act

Currently some women are holding up the shithole also Rs rather let this play out because their R constituents will vote them out so either they let this play out and actually maybe hold their seat or be removed to be replaced by another yes man

At least United Statians can't be dumb enough to keep voting for MAGA, this must be the end of that political movement, right?

who /cashgang/ here

The house will never agree. You think they'll even allow a vote?

never underestimate a rural fentanoid's retardation

putting all egs into only one basket

NGMI, srsly

China but that's only if you negotiate they will fuck off as soon as you remove the 34 percent but they won't cuck on their standard tariff rate since some of it is responses to US sanctions or trade policy

MAGA was done for various reasons, more than just the market. Now concentrate on the market instead of trying to get off topic.

I better get some sleep. Good luck bros, see you tomorrow

Can you hear the music?

There isn't going to be any deal, Trump is a retard, he wants America to become and export and manufacturing economy basically over night.

there is no endgame
hes crashing it with no survivors

youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

MAGA was done for various reasons, more than just the market. Now concentrate on the market instead of trying to get off topic.

They say 'Freak'
When you're singled out
The red
Well, it filters through
So lay down, the threat is real
When his sight goes red again
[Chorus]
So lay down, the threat is real
When his sight goes red again
So lay down, the threat is real
When his sight goes red again

[Post-Chorus]
Seeing red again, seeing red again
Seeing red again, seeing red again
Seeing red again, seeing red again
Seeing red again, seeing red!

Gonna be a pleasure working with you guys in the sweatshop

no one will take americans seriously ever again

they voted in a literal retard a second time because they trusted the word of joe rogan and tiktokker #17285 why should americans be taken seriously?

it really is going to 0

he's american

wow justetf is lagging bigly, and so is my broker

yea bro those 10 transgender bathrooms really fucked us up frfr

Sorry we are not hiring currently.

When do we stop winning?

MAGA gets what they voted for

Surely this will end them!

fuck you libtards sure are stupid

China is going to be reduced to civil war and cannibalism.

I doubt MAGAtards even knew what they voted for

Not going to vote D until they denounce DEI and sanctuary cities. Brown retards like you all over the internet make me want to canvas in support of Republicans.

subhumans on cope control about their e-daddy

ya bro trump never once talked about tariffs before this

no one cares who you vote for rural magaloid pillbilly

republicans won’t win again for another 30 years after all this is finished

Dont you get it? Sleepy Joe gave Trump a pile of shit before he left the oval office

Sure he did but do they know what tariffs even are?

Working? No thanks. I’m gonna live in the woods and eat squirrels and the corpses of people who freeze to death

this will probably dissolve it as a hole, or at least drastically reduce sentiment
this, go to Anon Babble if you want to talk about shit that really doesn't matter rn
based and on-the-sidelines-but-ready-to-pounce-pilled

Everything is always somebody else's fault lol

Brown cope

fake and gay pump attempt in progress

just buy the dip, bro

whole*
i'll probably get shit for that one, but dgaf

8 minutes till pre market opens. Buy your shorts at open and close them at market open.

How long before Drumpf taps out and cancels the tariffs?

even if he does, it's too late

How do people just shameless lie everyday.
All the trump folks on TV straight up lying without being fact checked and pretending everything is okay. How do I become this shameless?

he'll wait for me to buy the dip first

This damage is done I think the world enters a recession

there is no recovering

Do you?

Day late and a dollar short nigga. Asia and Europe already nuked. We’re nuking too.

anyone buying the dip at open is a fucking mouth breather
direction will change eventually, but the us market open will be hit the hardest after all of this dogshit opens
it's suicide and you're buying into a 2-5 year time horizon to make your money back, and that's assuming there's some level of intervention
we're not even close to bottom yet, -5% is an extremely conservative estimate

imagine if it drops 15%
I'll fucking cum

Eurofag here. Can I still buy a short on the US? Unironically it's priced with your futures, meaning nowhere as bad as what your opening will be

-15

Unironcally don't see it happening unless stocks open at -10 I see -10 being the maximum also have to keep in mind Trump or one his goons may make cause a dead cat bounce moment

Just buy my bags bro

my stuff was in unleveraged crypto, i got out before btc completely shit the bed over the weekend
i'm looking for something to enter on, but didn't have any puts anywhere
godspeed if you did, the movement regardless is going to be vaporizing

lmao it's been like 4 year since I've posted here, but looking at the markets right now is just too funny

Pre-market opens literally now. If you think it will be bad then you can buy now.

yes, but I was a pussy and only got a single 515 put

I feel like the breaker tripping will be psychological

why are they pumping dax so hard

largely agreed
i have a clean pair of pants on standby if there's an immediate -10 open though, just in case

Start of the bullrun

kek I see why market was crashing overnight, he is doubling down on tariffs

thanks for reminding me to get some spxs

aha ahahaa

Start of the bullrun

oooooooooh yeah

It's not that bad, European markets are just back where they were when he was elected. The spike over the last couple of months was the anomaly

tens of billions of dollars into the us

Fox can no longer ignore the nuclear grade fallout and actually has the market as the headline

Holy GRIM

these can't ALL be movements off of tweets
something deeper is breaking
yeah, the tariffs were a catalyst, but there's something else buckling
i'm too much of an unconnected retard to know though
avert your eyes, lest they melt out of your sockets

he’s actually so retarded it’s incredible
he thinks a trade deficit is bad because of the word deficit

They laughed at us when we told them the CAPE ratio was too high, bobros. They said fundamentals don't matter anymore and PE ratios are meaningless. Today they will learn.

Surely this was the bottom

Well duh this is just getting retarded Trump donor literally said he would rather have Berine instead of this socialism

Now MAGAboomers will finally know they were getting liquidated. Second leg coming, they didn't even know yet what was happening.

Bros the VIX is literally higher than the peak of covid selloffs LMFAO

Taznia +0.06 at opening

Also

Paris halts trading

tell me honestly, is it worth shorting anything right now? I was gonna do n100, but it seems to be recovering? fuck, am i late for the bear party?

no sign of slowing down either

Why is the Serbian stock market green??

But I enjoy watching whales prepare to feed..

CAPE

lol

6 months of gains evaporated literally overnight

wait until the svix fags come out of the woodwork and enter too early and get their asses charred

Serbia is the "totally not russia but actually is russia" and trump is a russian shill

Short MSTR. They BTC holding is worth less than their marketcap and BTC is going to 60k correlating with a decline in MSTR valuation

buying valuestocks because the will go up

Holy kek bobos never learn.

trump literally wants to deglobalise the entire economy this is literally a bigger crash than Covid

SOXL KEKS

nah tariffs alone will tank the economy, him invading iran would have less of an effect
this is genuine and I mean GENUINE insanity

that pump on RHM

Elmo has a plan abc7chicago.com/post/doge-news-today-elon-musks-agency-expected-implement-dhs-cuts-us-secret-service-layoffs-possible/16134585/

>Paris halts trading

us burgers are just in a waiting room at this point

surely tomorrow has to be green!

Tfw your limit order got ignored

:(

it's going to zero

Grim.

this is the perfect cover to attack iran, the market is already fucked

fair enough

Including secret service

Congress will finally do something now never touch their guards

ICE may get cut

So those deportations I gather aren't happening so MIGApeds literally have nothing anymore

Unironically the play is to buy commodities such as lumber, wheat and cotton

need customs to enforce tariffs

current customs are already incapable of doing this

cut customs further

The entertainment value from this is worth the loss. I'm eagerly awaiting the complete and total meltdown of MAGAfags as their cost of living increases and they look for someone to blame. Genuinely can't wait to see how it unfolds. It's like being in a zoo and looking at the animals.

/cmmg/ is kill.
And rightly so.

worst 3 day run in market history?
yes, i'll be buying

Serbia and Russia unaffected because they reduced dependence on the U.S. shit hole long in advance both for exports or imports. Make deals with the devil and, no surprise, you get burnt.

what is up with futures crabbing

Chirst, I thought it's been months since the tariffs.

russia has already lost like 60% of their market and has 20% inflation so they're kinda already cucked

bankers desperately trying to pump

Russia is totally FUBAR if oil continues to crater

opening to -3%

shit.

Uh kind of seems they like they've found buyers in Asia but that seems like of fucked now but so is everyone

I should buy some popcorn at the store before it becomes ridiculously unaffordable.

If the russian pedoration collapses and Putin is strung up in a lamp post all this was worth it

at this rate we will close green

Not a chance, going to plummet again on US opening.

Happy to see smg this active again. Thank you mr. president

If trump makes any sort of signal tariffs are going away or even being lessened we will moon

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

because of what good news?

get your head out of your ass
us open will be the second leg literally everywhere

VIX

does orange man have an orange plan

Russia is completely FUCKED economically and now oil is crashing. If there's a silver lining its that Russians won't capitalize on US fucking itself over because they have it worse rn.

are you the same anon that said it was going sub 100 fast? are you doing puts?

because the mms just wont allow there to be too many red days

JUST IN: Hong Kong's stock market closes down 13.2%, the biggest one-day drop since 1997.

America's proxies collapsing in real time.

tesla down 8% in premarket

kek

BUDDY!
We told you not to get involved with that

It's like a reverse cat dick.

good chance he cucks up when people are on the streets and his jew buddies are seething

So, why are they propping up the futures that way? Can't they see it's fucking obvious?

the market is backstopped by cryptids, aliens, and free masons

No, not really. Russia has a full spectrum of natural resources from diamonds to lumber and titanium. Oil is just one of them. I think I did the calculations once and low oil prices would at most put a 15% to 20% hole in their budget which could be closed by other means. Painful but not FUBAR. Plus we will see China reduce Russia's economic isolation and shift to higher import dependence from Russia as a result of these tariffs.

slurpers trying to rugpull shorters

because fuck yeah america

cat dick barbs are tiny and not sharp
they feel like sandpaper, like their tongues but not as rough

hows nintendo stock doing right now????

you ever have your cat lick your dick? it def dont feel good

They need every penny they can get to keep their war machine going

Bloomberg reported traders now expect 5 rate cuts this year. Maybe this caused the pumo?

what is intraday

unless there's a massive swing back up, you can't just attribute it to noise until the east coast wakes up

I short shares but you will need a margin account. The problem with puts is there could be a relief rally anytime and puts could expire worthless, also IV will be high making options expensive to buy

i've licked his

Musk going absolutely radio silent after several months of running his mouth is fucking hilarious, his ass is going to get margin called.

Every time it looks like he's doing 4D chess, he does something that completely fucks it up.

10% tariffs on the UK (who was acting as the good cop) and insane tariffs on tiny nations that have a very specific, important export industry show he doesn't know what he's doing.

can*
ffs

Germany -10

If they get desperate enough Europe will join in as well

you know its over when even their biggest shill starts agreeing that things aren't looking so good

To expand on it more.
Short shares
Buy calls as hedge for the shorted shares

Lmao, any link? They're delusional

Well, they'll find pennies elsewhere if they have to. China is going to cut the U.S. out from its economic calculus and Russia will be the first candidate for import substitution and expanding economic ties. We will begin to see a direct trade in semiconductors between the two, building of foundries in Russia, and what would be best for Russia would be direct Chinese military sales and supply to it which would win Ukraine very quickly.

If China took up production of Geran drones, we would see swarms of 20,000 launched on Ukraine every night.

yeah thats why we will be back to ath very soon

What I dont understand is how nobody is screaming in his ear. He is truly accountable to nobody right now. This is terrifying. Shorts laughing about their huge amount of money they made are going to be pissed when they see 30% of it go up in smoke with the ensuing inflation and dollar devaluation. This is not good for anyone in the entire world. It's insane.

tesla needs to drop to like $130 for him to get margin called, its not gonna happen

china is america's proxy

?

haha tsla started 4am at 218

China doesn’t want to bail out retard Putin just like how Putin didn’t want to bail out retard Assad
oil cratering will force Putin to stop the war, once the war stops their economy implodes

Bro russia is a fucking gas station china cannot rely on them for anything. I think their entire stock market is worth less than a trillion

Surely they should be raising rates to try and head off a huge inflation spike?

bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2025-04-06/markets-react-to-us-tariffs-china-retaliation?srnd=homepage-europe

or just buy a 3x bear etf and don't worry about margin calls
much safer

Russia's interest rate is 21% right now, they are just barely holding their shit together

Look, folks, I’m telling you — we’re gonna eat the bugs, and we’re gonna love it. We have the best bugs. Tremendous bugs. Some people are saying they might be the bestest bugs in the world — nobody’s ever seen bugs like this before, believe me. Crunchy, protein-packed, very classy bugs. Other countries? They wish they had bugs like ours. But we’ve got ’em. We’ve got all the bugs. And guess what? You’re gonna be happy. So happy. Maybe the happiest you’ve ever been. People are gonna say, ‘Sir, thank you for these beautiful bugs.’ It’s true.

delusional bulls predicting lowered rates

they will actually get 25% rates

rates will go up, yes

RATE CUTS? Don't talk about, RATE CUTS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

billions of millions of bugs, best bugs in the world, maybe ever

Maybe he just genuinely wants to kill globalisation (seems unlikely), universal tariffs, especially the way they're calculated are just insane. EU, China and drug countries at least had logic (which is why the market showed signs of recovery before the current insanity).

if nasdACK doesn't dump 10% today this is a fucking nothing burger

HELLO MOSSAD I HEARD TRUMP IS GOING TO PUT AN AMERICAN BASE IN GAZA AND HELP PALESTINE

youtube.com/watch?v=P3AS6gbgCs8

the only problem is the admin calming things down
if they keep shitting the bed like this it's guaranteed

whoa tsla is bouncing back hard though...

about to buy a house

savings take a hit

mortgage prices will almost certainly rocket

I guess the housing market taking a hit could work out in my favour given the house I'm selling will be one of the cheapest family homes in my town as it is so it'll be squeezed less.

One country can't kill globalization. Even with tariffs the world will continue to globalize, just with US excluded.

Nasdaq is going to get the nuke compared to the other markets

elon needs to be margin called it will be hilarious

obviously, but again, buying into open when there's been zero new info is stupid
fed minutes will be watched by millions on wed
everyone knows rates will be cut and are starting to price that in, how much and when is what everyone actually gives a shit about rn

Mr. Trump your pager is beeping

Pager? I dont have a pa

rates will be cut

LOL

NO CUTS
CUTS BANNED

Nah, protectionism will have to kick in.

Look at china flooding the EV market, it's killing the EU motor manufacturers. With the US out of the picture, it'll be even more important to avoid that happening in other industries.

Where's the new bread

mumu is about to become ground beef

Wonder how Tesla will survive the nuke when the gates open

SOXL at $7 (seven) US Dollars

what would be best for Russia would be direct Chinese military sales and supply to it which would win Ukraine very quickly.

I'm not sure why you would think that, the Russia has held a theoretically decisive materiel advantage over Ukraine since the start of the war and it hasn't helped them any, more materiel will extend the duration of the war, but it wont change the outcome

3 hours 45 minutes until markets commit suicide

Sorry, can't afford one

Thanks anon

Im so desensitized to seeing - 7% daily on major stocks kek
I got serious about investing since trump inauguration, only seen red since that point

Equipment stockpiles are genuinely near critical levels. If the war continues at the current rate they will be out of almost everything by the years end, leaving just what they have in their army and the little they can build

what, exactly, are their options?
you'll see derisking and asset dumps onto the fed within 3 months, or you'll see further escalation of an already bad situation and nuclear austerity, and you're seriously betting the latter?

don't worry, if you keep DCA then you will come out fine in a couple of years
a dump at the start of investing is actually the best possible outcome, it means your first and oldest shares will have the lower cost basis possible

Tariffs will cause inflation to skyrocket, you can cut rates if you want hyperinflation lol

Baker's here

You option is literally Turkey. Let's enjoy 90% yearly inflation, I guess.

unironically this would work