/smg/ - Stock Market General

BUDDY LOOK AT ANYTHING COMPUTER

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Orange nigger ruins everything again when are we sending all maggots to re-education camps

at what time do futures open?

-5%

BLACK MONDAY

5 pct

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. PLEASE

2 minutes agohkdnr

MERELY 5% down premarket!

-10% INCOMING

when this shithead is impeached after the midterms I'm going to laugh so hard at MIGAmutts

Does this mean no more slurping for a while?

now watch this slurp

LINK ME TO FUTURES PLZ

uh oh

ANOTHER SLURP REJECTED

We end green on monday. I can feel it

No way this is real. Stop trolling faggots

What bank(s) will go insolvent in 2025? I'm going to guess Citigroup

x.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1908999939549700475

It's not fair, I was bearish, but not bearish enough.

IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!

CRUDE HAS BROKEN 60 I REPEAT CRUDE HAS BROKEN 60

everyone trying to liquidate a fake economy bubble at the same time, surely it'll go well

It was always going to end like this, wasn't it?

THIS IS AN OVER LIKE NOBODY HAS SEEN BEFORE

I miss Joe Biden

this is very not good

investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures
we're here counting our puts btw

Don't worry netanyahoo meets with trump this monday.
Another war will fix the economy.

me too anon, me too.

sweeet kamala save us

it's real
cnbc.com/2025/04/06/stock-market-today-live-updates.html

feeling a -15% day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Royshia sisters...

My honest reaction

thanks, the fear of an impending economic disaster has really spiked my libido, so i could really use this.

equity markets in free fall

oil in total collapse

yen is beginning to pick up speed

copper collapsing

every single red flag is waving furiously lol, we might see an actual GFC type event. the orange retard did it.

something something black swan

orange swan

Oh wow. This is actually happening.

everywhere I can find just gives Fridays close

CNN is going to need to start using negative numbers in their fear/greed index

I will cope by worshiping this she-devil.

mom is holding almost a million in cash

When do I tell her to buy the dip Anon Babble?

RETARD

holy fugg

Look at this way, at least history will vindicate him as "huh, maybe we should have listened to this guy"

fear in excess of 100

What would this be called

imagine not loading up on puts on friday, you didn't forget to, right anon?

EU seeks unity in first strike back at Trump tariffs

I'll be ok because I'm in my 20s but as someone who actually loves their parents and doesn't want them to be sad I feel so bad and talking to my mom on the phone and having to calm her down breaks me.
I wish to never be like the people talking about "fuck boomers"

Delayed Data 04/04

thats Fridays close

The only people getting hurt by this crash are Democrats like you. Dumbfuck.

HEY LIL DONNIE

I went all in on UVIX, i'll double up but I'm not into options

even in these trying times i checked

It's alright Trump is planning to restart the Yemen campaign and bomb Iran so all things considered good things are coming lol

DOW FUTURES DROP 1,500 POINTS AT THE OPEN

NASDAQ FUTURES LAST DOWN -6.2%

investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures?cid=1175153

look up how much of that is covered in case her bank fails

FUCK THIS ORANGE NIGGER FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Thank you, I'm retarded

he thinks a global depression won't hurt him

Ohnononononononono
Russia is totally fucked if oil collapses

SOXL sisters... it's over...

not even 5%

Absolutely pathetic bobo

The Saudis are also being pressured to invade Yemen

Yes the oil will crash then rebound

yea, i'm thinking we're back

TRUST THE PLAN

Give me ALL your crash pics folder for tomorrow. All the Evangelions all the Bobos all the Pink Wojak, give me all of them.

NOT SO FAST! SLURP SLURP SLURP!!!!!!!!!

You didn't vote for Trump, right anon?
You saw all the red flags ahead of time, right?

was at -5.25% briefly

Also I would just like to take this moment to point out that I'm one letter away from my ID reading "oww crash"

That is all.

I'm going to kill myself

HE SLURPED

DUMP IT

YOU MOCKED. CALLED ME A WANNABE BROKEN CLOCK. SAID IM JUST GUESSING SO ID EVENTUALLY BE RIGHT. YOU SAID IT HAD NO REASON TO GO DOWN. YOU IGNORED EVERYTHING I SAID. BUT I TOLD YOU IT WOULD COME. I TOLD YOU THE PEAK WAS UNNATURAL, THAT IT WOULD COME TUMBLING DOWN. BUT JUST LIKE THE MEN OF A HUNDRED YEARS AGO YOU WOULDNT LET GO OF YOUR HUBRIS, NOW YOUR MAMMON WILL CHOKE YOU
GIVE ME IT ALL

NASDAQ is now -5.5%

4%

womp womp niggas

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It won't drop below 30k. Or at least not below 20k.

oh brother

my next career move is sucking dicks behind wendys

don't hurt yourself, it's just money

We're gonna lose 3 years Biden growth.

my spxs

GUYS CALL YOUR SENATOR AND TELL THEM TO DUMP IT SO IT GOES LOWER

Jesus CHRIST

-4% futures

Its so beyond over.

You guys hedged right? haha

Is this already liquidation or a market tantrum to get Trump to stop?

But what if I don't want to totalen krieg?

monday will end up green, book it.

Russia will be totally fucked

I literally just told you Trump is about make sure that isn't going to happen since invading Yemen will result in attacks on Saudi oil infrastructure the last time that happened oil then immediately got sent to the moon

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

LETS GET TO 20% BY MARKET CLOSE TOMMOROW BOYS

AT THE VERY LEAST A CIRCUIT BREAKER PLEASE GOD

Well at least it's all priced into crypto now. That was a humble little dump, hopefully btc can move past that on Monday

dumbass is still gloating about optics and "how bad this makes Republicans look", while still not realizing he's on the losing side of a modern day Bolsevik revolution offensive where all bourgeois Liberal wealth is being evaporated on purpose in less than a week.

You fags are so fucking stupid lol, winning really shouldn't be this easy.

SLURPERS BTFO

BASED

Get him to stop what? Nobody has a fucking clue what Trump even wants out of all of this lmao

It was FAKE GROWTH from a FAKE PRESIDENT.

I'm going to quadruple down on SQQQ when 24 hour trading opens up

All those retards who picked up the bag for hedge funds are gonna be hanging themselves soon

-1400 futures

Will any big bank or company need a bailout soon under these conditions? is a lehman on the horizon?

IN THIS MARKET FALL, WE’RE LOSING GROUND,
PROMISES MADE, BUT THE DAMAGE IS PROFOUND,
ONE MAN’S DECISION, IT BRINGS US TO OUR KNEES,
THE ECONOMY’S CHOKING, LIKE A HAUNTING BREEZE.
YEAH-EAH

Yemen is hard to invade and the Arabs can't fight

USA economy is jover just because some men that wanted to become woman,truly clown timeline

Ohhh boy my nvidia put is gonna priiiiiint

I can't do this anymore, setting my sell order and going to sleep. I don't know why I was so retarded but it's finally sunk in that Trump is 80 and actually doesn't give a fuck anymore and no-one is going to stop him. I thought it was gonna be like Trump 1 but they're just fucking doubling down. Unless he dies there's no going back.

i might actually go full port. feels like christmas

FAKE GROWTH

you're in a cult

Good thing we're getting REAL DUMPS from a REAL RETARD.

I wonder if I can still short tomorrow morning at the EU open. Sure I'm chasing for breadcrumbs but if the future stay at -4, I can easily imagine an actual US opening at -6, and going deeper in the trading session. Like Friday. Like Thursday.

HOLY SHIT
BITCOIN

MUH STORE OF VALUE

LOL
LMAO EVEN

gme calls

2k

futures

MIGASISSIES?????
been waving furiosly since 2022

this was it.

this is why we're here.

never forget.

I'm putting everything into chainlink bros

We were in Lehman levels on friday. Welcome to the bloodbath.

nice and appropriate

Settle down lads.

on purpose

when you realise little Donnie is just a bumbling doofus

Futures usually make up 10% of trade, and it's usually banks dumping to escape

RUSELL 2000 FUTURES HALTED

didn't read a single word, stay seething trumpcuck

Good thing it's only liberals, coastal elites, tech sector employed troons and Boomers losing money in this crash. This effects literally no one else.

MAGAts are coming out to blame the crash on Biden and trannies now

It's so fucking over.

It's so fucking over...

It's my ability to have a family in this lifetime, but yes nothing changes

Besides not having a family in future

all bourgeois Liberal wealth is being evaporated on purpose

???
wealth is not evaporated, it changes hands
I can lose 25% more and I'll still be a millionaire, but god help the poorfags in this scenario

STOP THE COUNT

when they're killing wild rabbits for food they'll be blaming trannies

RE

CESS

ION

ever trusting a man who bankrupted several casinos to run your country

I think it might be better to short a company than an index fund. Might have to get lucky with a company not dropping as much as it should on open.

I'm loving watching all your wealth get evaporated. Only one seething here is you.

“The tariffs are coming,” Lutnick said on CBS’s “Face the Nation” Sunday. “He announced it, and he wasn’t kidding."

“There is no postponing. They are definitely going to stay in place for days and weeks,”

DOW HALTED

its jover.

Bitcoin doomping again. It's kinda futures Lite

Worse, they trusted a landlord.

"NO CRYING IN THE CASINO" HAHAHAHAHA

Fuck drumpf

Do trumptards just have brain damage? They really voted this guy in.

PUT AN AGE CAP ON THE GODDAMN PRESIDENCY, THE MAN IS 78 FUCKING YEARS OLD HIS BRAIN IS MUSH

DOW HALTED!
jesssussss

If he has any fucking person in that Cabinet with an IQ above room temperature, they do everything to get him to rescind the tariffs before Market open.

Just 1 fucking person with enough wits about them

Trust the plan

2022 highs

I boughted.

These are levels not seen since late 2023, right?

don't worry, it's just money. you only need it for everything.

We gonna get a bounce tomorrow?

MAGA crashed the stock market

Yes

MAGA ruined my retirement

Yes

MAGA means I can't retire

Yes

MAGA made things more expensive

Yes

MAGA made my life worse

Yes

Its too late for that.

Dow Halted

Maybe it really is the new black Monday

still not reading a single word, keep replying trumpuck

ill be bouncing my dick to my short positions, yes

dumb white niggers stay poor

We know

th-this is why trump won

And he’s why they’ll stay poor white niggers LMAO

Friday was around dot com bubble levels, so far today we are roughly at 9/11 levels

It's too late to sell now, it's over...

fxtwitter.com/danghentschel/status/1898207467651449168

Thread theme

we're at -4,5% right now do you really think it will pump +5%?

bouncing from the cart into the mass grave

destroying your entire life because of some lie about Haitians eating dogs

No one in the world more retarded than a Trump supporter.

how much will it dump tomorrow bros?

I'm missing something, is it really halted?

MAGAtards are going to be the actual "own nothing and be happy" guys

Does exactly what I hired him to do.

Tesla is ultra-fucked, the brand is now associated with people's retirement accounts evaporating.

That Vulcan guy is the only one who is not completely insane/retarded but he's in it too deep now

Your tears are delicious. Post your loss porn.

As someone who doesn't understand shit about this stuff, could Trump getting Luigi Mangione'd slowly fix things up?

STOP THE COUNT

no it will get so much worse

Yes, Trump has signed an EO declaring the trading of stock to be paused until DOGE can audit it for irregularity.

It's too late to sell now, it's over...

Anon, trust the plan.

WHERE MARKETS ARE GOING THERE IS NO BOTTOM

If he blew his brains out with a shotgun the market would immediately spike 4%

only if Trump caves on tariffs
if all the nations he's tariffed tell him to fuck off, it's over

HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU,

O N C E?

yesh

Nah it'd go straight to Vance, a Peter Theil stooge and they'll turn America into the technocrat feudalist hellhole they've always dreamed of

How much damage will retail panic selling do? Most people can't access Sunday futures and this is already a complete bloodbath.

still no counter tariffs from Japan, SK, UK and Eu

It's gonna be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy

I NEED A NUMBER FOR MY PROFIT BRO

So you're saying it will start to dump at yuro hours and really pick up at open?

You lost

he's not going to cave he'd look like a complete douchebag if he did

if all the nations he's tariffed tell him to fuck off, it's over

China already did. EU announced that they will.
It's over even if the entire rest of the world doesn't

Trump now launches a war with Iran because ChatGPT tells him it will raise the oil price

sacrifice what little credibility you have to get a seat at the table

sit by helplessly as the president runs the government into the ground

even your own community in your own state hates you because he is now deporting cubans who voted for Trump in droves

wow he really is a kgb spy isn't he
USSR won

Shitty piss approaching 2021 levels, unbreakable diamond support right there

Every photo I've seen of him since February has been pure

If only you knew how bad things really are

Rubio? he might not be insane but he certainly lacks a spine

Doubtful. A US president being assassinated would crater markets. This is especially true of Trump's administration because the power vacumn left by him being taken out likely would topple the government into chaos.

Who knew Trump was the one gonna do the great reset all along

still no counter tariffs from Japan, SK, UK and Eu

...and they won't do any because they now fear to cause even more market turmoil.
4d chess.

to be fair what little trade there is with Russia that the US hasn't already sanctioned a gorillion percent means tariffs would be kinda useless here

The first circuit breaker has already been triggered

I’m all cash waiting to buy cheapies lmao, I’m ecstatic waiting for this week and laughing at poor white nigger blurmphtards who think this is a win for them lmao

Eu

EU Readies €26 Billion Retaliation as U.S. Tariff War Escalates

I sold the top, shit and piss 500 at 3600 im going long

This is great. If I had money, I'd be buying at these levels.

lebbit is thick in these bobo threads now

Driving over to my dad's right now so I can sit and chill with him and reduce the odds of him blowing his brains out. Call your parents

RUH ROH

You lost

yeah the american people basically lost everything
t-thanks

sunday futures drop 4%

yes guys, new world order has begun.

how come dow has dropped 7% but S&P500 only 4%

PINK WOJACK LEVELS ARE RISING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

oil is tanking too and this fucks the russians. Normally he'd be very good for them but they fucked themselves over with the Ukraine thing. Again, based Joe did that. They won't be able to capitalize on this at least.

BASED BOBOS

I JUST WANTED A LITTLE SECURITY TRUMP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

induatrial amounts of cocaine and amphetamine will be served by catering

The pink wojak indicator.....

Selling

to whom?

Damn, COVID was 12?

MAKE

AMERICA

GONE

ALWAYS

He did what he said he was gonna do.

this is what happen when you made a deal with the devil anon...

bots and retards 'buying the dip'

What excuse do you think Trump will use when he delays this for another month or so?

me personally

I don't know about the other three but Japan is definitely not going to counter tariff, they're going to capitulate soon in whatever form, Ishiba pretty much has to because if he gets into a trade war with the USA then his party is going to be fucked even more than it already is in this summer's elections. Will it work, who knows, but there's major political pressure for him to go meet Trump directly to negotiate a deal.

no delays chuddy

when do I buy SPY?

$10k in cash
$5k in crypto
What to do to never work another day again?

Jesus
Think of all the people who bought Friday just before market close

no sauce

What percent curcuit breaker?

You are right. Global depression will lower prices. But not enough to compensate tariffs

LARPs as smart and rich

it's short any companies, indexes or etfs. isn't at least long bonds.

the only dip you're buying is the overdraft fee's on your bank account, fucking loser lol.

Why would anyone do that

The only people getting hurt by this crash are Democrats like you. Dumbfuck.

no more cheap shit from walmart btw

Is this already liquidation

liquidation.
it literately was, fake growh has been happening since 2008. market was supposed to crash in 2022 but biden's propaganda machine prevented mass sell-offs, now trump is going to face the brunt of it.
crypto faggots and getting heemed will be beautiful.
LMAO
this shit has been prophesied for fucking decades, it wouldn't do anything

Post link to source on Trump saying he intended to destroy the global economy if elected.

he's shitting you, nothing is down 7% yet

That's just for the steel tariffs stuff from last month. I wouldn't expect "Liberation Day" retaliation until late April.

He campaigned on tariffs. You didn't know?

the reemergence of subsistence agriculture in the US

Retailsisters...

Not before he was elected but he posted a tiktok saying he's intentionally crashing the stock markets on friday

oh shit

kalshi.com/markets/kxdebtshrink/us-debt-shrink

Dollars are literally 95pc off on the betting markets btw

I've had over 50 countries come to me and say they want to make a deal. 50. That's a whole lotta countries. I couldn't have done it without Vance, where is he? There he is!

his campaign was all about the tariffs
he implemented the tariffs

the tariffs being a retarded idea does not mean he didn't do exactly what he promised

no wall

no mass deportations

more H1B visas

rich illegals get to buy green, I'm mean, gold cards

stock market crash

Please tattoo "I Fell For It Again" on my forehead

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

According to an article something like 48 billion in funds bought friday. It wasn't banks

It's fucking over

buttcorn still at 78k

This is ridiculous

he voted

good goy

globalists throwing a tantrum bceause they're going to be punished for using cheap foreign slave labor

nice

Once the Monday dust settles it will be safe to slurp. We're NOT going any lower

JAPAN BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK HOLY SHIT

the tariffs being a retarded idea does not mean he didn't do exactly what he promised

See Who knew he would keep his promise. And who knew that he would handle it in such a retarded way?

Man I thought the DOW hitting 20K by December was a stretch, but it might hit 20K by May lol

Ya should be $20k

i shilled harris for free unprompted on this board for weeks prior to the election, its your fault for ignoring me. EVERYTHING i predicted has come true.

Italian and Spanish futures are down 7% already

Do not worry the markets will definitely recover on Monday, trust me I know about this stuff

heh the dump is fake dont worry itll go back up

holy fucking cope

But you guys said Monday was going to be a green day

When does pre-market open? I need to wake up in the middle of the night and sell whatever I have left

we will be using cheap domestic slave labor instead

based

he thinks the line doesn't go up

lol, the line always goes up

Trump gave them a massive tax cut and will soon be giving them another massive tax cut.

we are going to do away with cheap foreign labor

we will replace it by building factories in america and importing cheap foreign labor

God I wish I was as dumb as you are pretending to be

Think of all the retarded boomers losing everything kek

Wtf do you think was going to happen once he implemented his tariff plan.

nobody said this

moron its OPEN NOW

overnight trading opens in 85 minutes, premarket 11h after that

No, that's futures. Stock pre-market is later

Literally right here, you fucking retard, from October 2024...

marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008

With just a week until the presidential election, Donald Trump’s close ally and major economic adviser Elon Musk is warning supporters to expect economic chaos, a crashing stock market and financial “hardship” — albeit “temporary” — if Trump wins.

still doesn't understand this was part of the plan the whole time

still doesn't understand he's currently on the losing side of a modern day Bolsevik revolution

It's actually over. You're still coping. It's not a negotiation tactic. There is no fucking secret plan. It's not getting reversed. He actually believes this will work. "Zoom out" retards are about to rope

Suicide Hotline

youtu.be/g1HHaJ-ILXo

That's tempting but:

in any quarter from Q1 2025 to Q4 2028

is really risky bet.

Gentlemen. It's been a long road, but we are back. All futures should be at limit down shortly. Good work, everyone. And God Bless America.

I-I'm afraid to look at oil

nike will only be able to 5x instead of 6x each shoe

:(

Dedollarization underway

Campaigning on tarrifs does not equate to creating a global economic clusterfuck through terrible tariff policies.

OMG YOU GUYS I MEANT TO DO THAT

Nah. He fucked up and thinks he can double down his way out. It won't work.

Still waiting for proof of Trump claiming he intended to destroy the global economy if elected.

How do we remove Trump anons? I fucked we fucked up. He must have dementia.

Looks like France made an attempt to pull out of the US but some companies balked

BTC will be a safe exit play. Digits confirm

Where do you even see them?

I'm angry I didn't keep my short positions, but I guess pulling out isn't that bad either because holy shit.

losing side of a modern day Bolsevik revolution

who is the winning side?

We're in this situation because half the country became a personality cult for a fucking retard

What’s everyone shorting tomorrow

All democrats had to do was choose a white male candidate. Why didn't they?

we're just selling puts

What did they see we didn't?

you mean buying

they were trying to write HERstory

marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008

eh really only about 30% are genuine cultists
10-15% are "but da libruls" anti-anti-trump conservatives, another 10ish% are normie retards

they fell for it again bobrother. time to watch them feel the pain.

selling puts

why would you do that

SOXL will be fine though.

How about those amendment weapons?

Yeah but it's going to be trump vs obama

They wanted to lose

no, I already have puts
there will be a small rally after the monday dump definitively

I meant selling my puts

Are you that retard who was slurping it on Friday? Rip

what do we think

Biden couldn't formulate a coherent sentence and Kamala could inherit his campaign money so they went with her.

can i slurp

Trump never claimed he intended to implement a plan so devastating that it would destroy the economy. You retards claiming this is what he meant are saying it's like a politician running on tough on crime gets elected and sends the military out to gun down every criminal that commits a crime including shop lifting and jay walkjng.

Kek

Demand that the republican party stop capitulating to MIGA cultists and actually use their power to stop him from fucking everything up.

VIX coming down already
Its over bobos

what makes you say that lmao, we going down another 50% from here

How are you blaming democrats for this? Trump is doing exactly as he campaigned on and retards are just now freaking out. It's so over

Macron always, and I say it again, was right ahead of everyone. On Defense, on this. Now they get fucked, that's what happens when you don't listen to JVPITER.

The opposite if anything, he way trying to stop them selling risky US assets.

Orange retard literally came out on TV after the Zelenski thing as if it was the private interview room in Big Brother

trump says he's going to do this for years

no one believes him

does it

everyone over reacts and throws a tantrum

you'll get over it

he claimed he intended to implement a totally tariff based economy so... yeah.. he did exactly say he intended to implement an economy destroying plan.
looks like youre retarded.

There are no big winners in these types of movements and revolts. Just vengeance and anger by people who have nothing left to lose and want to watch the world burn. All you guys had to do was just not act like such pompous assholes for the past 15 years and things probably would've been fine, oh well.

I am up 70% shorting the markets though, so there is that.

CLOZ

Elon musk said

That isn't Trump.
Post discarded.

Still waiting for source on Trump claiming he'd destroy the global economy if elected.

And do you know who was always right before Macron? De Gaule. We should have listened before it was too late.

He literally never specified how he would implement them because he never specifies how he would implement anything. He's mister concepts of a plan
But he said he would implement tariffs and he did. Why are you shocked by that?

New bake?

x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994
x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994
x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994
x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994

is Michael Burry still have that massive $1bn put on the s&p500 and nsdq crashing?

by people who have nothing left to lose and want to watch the world burn

But everybody in the US has a fuckton to lose.

We've already burned through so many today

Keep ignoring my link, you sub 80 low IQ retard. I'll just keep spamming it.

marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008

youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

So you wanted Democrats to swallow their pride but you can't swallow your own and vote for someone a lot more stable? that sounds like a you problem more than anything.

What do you call this pattern?

same :(

Rugged

only on page 2

Nope. That's not a Trump quote. Nope. Implementing a tarrif policy doesn't equate to irrational global economic destruction.

Nope. We will Make Democrats Poor Again, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it LOL.

the trump

I am doing the exact same thing but plan on selling before noon tomorrow before relief rally. Same amount of money too.

the trump and dump

lmao

I'm gonna guess 35,000 end of Monday.
Someone come back and check archives later

same

The Trumptardation

I feel like you're coping because this shit is genuinely unsettling, so I don't blame you. But don't be oblivious to actual words people say next time. You won't be so caught off guard and might have actually hedged your positions properly.

Here comes the rape.

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The Suicide

actually i want to be poorer

this is cope btw

it DROOPED
and so did
NATGAS

all i hold
is BOIL
and UCO
but i knew this
might happen

new thread

And my eternal thanks to you, the American people. After 50 years of public service, I give you my word, I still believe in the idea for which this nation stands, a nation where the strengths of our institutions and the character of our people matter and must endure.

Now it’s your turn to stand guard. May you all be the keeper of the flame. May you keep the faith.

I love America. You love it too.

God bless you all. And may God protect our troops. Thank you for this great honor.

Biden-sama... forgive us, for we have failed you...

zero reading comprehension

This thread of conversation is about posting source of Trump claiming he would enact global economy destroying tariff policies. None of you retards have been able to do that.

Prove Trump claimed if elected he'd destroy the economy through tarrifs.
Pro Tip: You can't

nevermind what I said, blow it out your ass retard
you're annoying

nah he closed those a time ago i think

Musk is not Trump you ape brained retard.

soon to be replaced by the Yuan

Where did I say I was going to get poorer? I can afford to pay (the alleged) $3500 new cost for an iphone... can you, braindead consoomercuck?

I f-feel like you're c-coping

Post source to Trump saying he intended to destroy the global economy thorough irrational tariff policy or stfu.

Tell her to take it out of the bank NOW.

Cope and seethe, you fucking troon.

I have no mouth, yet I must scream

YOU LOST
TRUMP NEVER CAMPAIGNED ON DESTROYING THE ECONOMY
COPE
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YWNBARW

Holy shit, the orange retard is literally destroying america. This is glorious.

I was wrong so I'm just gonna call you a tranny.

I accept your concede defeat. Better luck next time.

ok gotta give it to him

This is literally the opposite of reality. Boomers already exited the market a long time ago and are coasting off of bonds and social security payments. You got played and are too retarded to realize it

Seconding, more eva please.

Why aren't Congressmen and America's trading partners just screaming at Trump 24/7 to fucking back off on this retardation?

Nope. Implementing a tarrif policy doesn't equate to irrational global economic destruction.

ahh... yeah... it does. lol. look at the chart. youre genuinely coping hard and its not healthy. im saying this from a place of compassion

Turn out senile boomers are better being puppets than actually taking decisions

They're all either scared of being challenged by some braindead trump retard or a true believer themselves on the conservative side
Liberals have just always been spineless