/smg/ - Stock Market General

sold my puts for $1.6k profit
could get $2.6k if it stays here for a couple more hours but i don't trust sloorpers

In told you niggas to sell last month because this administration isn't rational

next stop 16, and then 24
HODL

it's above 0, so no

Imagine if you bought a 500p on spy when it was at 610 a month ago.

I would be over 1000x now

holding most of mine over the weekend

below 5000 EOD

I would literally instantly retire with that

it's barely holding but we've got plenty of time for it to be breached

below 5000

the writing is on the wall

cash gang how you feeling? what are you going to slurp up and whats your strategy here.

The crazy thing is we KNEW this shit would happen. So it was predictable somewhat

I had one as a joke, but it expired this week already

SPY just hit new low today at 508

Buying GME puts rn

i did sell some but not enough solded more today though fuck this shit its not going to get better within years even if trump realises hes fucked up he is too proud to back down on his retarded tariffs

I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN!

I was a retard who didn't trust the shadow prez
I kneel before his genius

Shit & Piss below 5100

what puts are you trading?
i only do 0DTEs so i only risk max $500 on SPX based on some reliable signals
can't afford to risk more for higher time intervals

aaaaand it's already breached lmao

Mein President

Powell fears tarrifs might increase inflation.

Powel's rate cut did not happen

We are going to break the 500 arent we?

its over

i only do 0DTEs

please get help before it's too late

I did that with tesla at 270 and now it's 239

DER RATE CUT WAR EIN BEFEHL!!

Waiting until Monday at least. Reciprocal tariffs haven't even hit yet. If they do then the easiest way of getting raped is to hold over the weekend.

sub 100

0dtes seem retarded

Seems rational to me? Boomer retirement funds must be sacrificed to save the nation. Cool with me. Imagine being bought in to the fake economy. I’ve been waiting for this for years

haha dipperino

Tariffs are supposed to hit on Wednesday. I wouldn't buy until then, or until Trump cucks on it.

PLEASE SAVE OIL

he thinks the line is going back up

anon….

current options portfolio, with some MSTZ calls cut off by the bottom

it won't be time to buy until the suicides begin within the next few weeks

Oh my fuck

an entire year in two days

mfw looking at my oil stocks

I am financially obliterated

Market is where it was at a year ago

Wait, that's what all this panicking is about? One flat year? Not even a bad year kek, just flat.

So they are waiting until 3:30 to drop beyond 7%, thus avoiding a circuit breaker.
GENIUS

SOXL is getting fucked

Down Jones

same, i wanna see pigs fly out of building in NYC before I buy anything

Kys

looks like the dead cat is tired of trying to bounce and is going below ground level

holy shit a tariff just flew over my house

CNBC editors writing headlines in caps now

S&P broke 5100 level

P A N I C

just sold all my port at 20k loss

I'll re enter when it hits 400

Dow Jones -8.75 (-0.02%) past year

Nasdaq -380.96 (-2.37%) past year

S&P 500 -41.56 (-0.81%) past year

Just have the more powerful orgasim of my life. Thank you Anon Babble Thank you /smg/ Thank you Donald J. Trump

bottom is in faggot

HOLY SHIT ITS DUMPING NOW

Bitcoin owns your boomer garbage

all that effort to hold at 5100 was just pointless kek
whoever was doing that was burning money

i'm just following these 0DTE strategies, so far i've been getting similar profits to the backtests
nice

TRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKING
STOP THE TRADING
TRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKING
STOP THE TRADINGTRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKING
STOP THE TRADING

the reciprocal tariffs are meant to force businesses to shift their supply/manufacturing out of china to smaller more pliable nations like vietnam who are already caving and cutting deals. that only works if he actually follows through. we haven't even begun to crash.

BREAKER
BREAKER
BREAKER
BREAKER
BREAKER

5100 utterly broken
the train is derailing

Its drilling...

4

4

4

has it ever gotten this low? maybe in 2008 or corona?

DOOMCHADS, ITS OUR TIME TO RIDE OUT

COUNT STATUS: UNSTOPPED

liquidated all my shit
I think its going to hit 400 next week when the europoors fight back

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN'T PAY MY RENT
I AM GOING TO BE HOMELESS
STOP THE TRADING

US economy centered around buying things

People order things online and it's someone's job to pack and ship it

People buy things in stores and it's someone's jobs to stock the shelves

Now no one can buy anything and businesses are bleeding money

Everyone but the elite will suffer from this. Zion Don you did it again

IIRC some anon in a thread a day or two back said it hit 3 during the covid shitfest
don't personally remember seeing that but I don't tend to watch that index closely

so i should put some cash in CDs and DCA into stocks and crypto right

SPY would have to trade below 500. There is no way it happens

too bad americans are too cucked to take to the streets (me included)

Holy shit my account's getting obliterated lmao

buy puts its free money right now

STOP THE COUNT

Buy signal

yurocucks are suffering more
we're winning this trade war

they will pay up
they will lose their gibs
they will die for slavs
they will be replaced by muslims

no more leeching off america

STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT

Level 1: 5018.76
Level 2: 4694.97
Level 3: 4317.21

why would we protest? this is based as fuck

not our fault, you should tell your CoC that starting a trade war with the whole world is retarded.
This is an even worse economic sudoku than Brexit

nvda at 93

So many anons were absolutely certain that this would never happen. They scoffed at the suggestion.

holy fuck, it keeps dipping

AAAHHHHH

Same bro, my unrealized losses are insane. I'm fucking cooked thanks to this orange retard

Zero chance

kek saw this post from a russian flag on pol
hows it going ivan

tfw sitting in cash

how close are we to the circuit breaker holy fuck

it's based if you think we'll ever be back. america has fallen this time

CNBC HEADLINES IN ALL CAPS

so this is the end of capitalism

I doubt the majority will still be there on Wednesday

CASH THADS, WHAT DO WE BUY UP FIRST?

DOW DOWN 2100

Circuit breakers here we come

Soo how’s a margin call work? Should I be expecting an actual phone call?

lol sp500 is still historically expensive, current market is still valuing tarrifs not going through.
We are going sub 4k if tarrifs happen and a global recession follows

seethe on

1% more

sp500 REALLY wants to dip below 5000.

you will buy my slurps

circuit is 7%
it's at around 5.5-5.75

it'd take a herculean effort to hit it

america has fallen this time

good. let this nigger infested shithole burn to the ground

And this is proof we haven't bottomed out yet

This is basically a 2008 level event, if you didnt get out in time you're going to be waiting 5-10 years to recover your losses before its over

investopedia.com/terms/t/tradingcurb.asp

retards buying

what am i looking at here anon
panic selling in the last hour will trigger it on spy, maybe dow

VIX has literally doubled in less than 3 days

up 50% today alone

lmao

America is over and it's taking the world with it.

and the counter-tariffs arent even on yet,JESUS

Knock on wood.

Well there will be a US recession for sure if this keeps up. The Atlanta Fed Q1 GDP forecast has been negative for a month already. Just need another few months of what we've had to get a recession after a drop in Q2.

S&P nearly down 6% now

NOT SO FAST

US recession

world recession*
yuros will suffer more

DUMP IT HARDER
I WANT 450 BY WEDNESDAY

did bump limit get reduced or are we just flying today?

World - China, yes.

These slurpers are like the French SS fighting to the last man in the Reichstag.

I purposely avoided Airbus for my EU DEF picks, not because it's a bad company, far from it, but I knew it would get fucked by the tariffs fights due to its civilian branch. I have Rheinmetall, a bit of Saab, Dassault Aviation, Thalès (though Dassault posses 25% of Thalès, so yeah), Leonardo, Safran. I'm a bit bummed with the Leonardo dump, what the fuck. Safran unfortunately was an Airbus-like pick, good company of course, but caught in the tariffs war as they have some work with the US.
I'm not sure what to do coming this Monday, either add more, or doing nothing. Sector felt oversold for no reason, but then again, when everything is going 1929 style, nothing matters.

we're flying like businessmen out of high rise windows

if the spy circuit triggers it's a floor-stop
there is no independent djia circuit (because its just a smaller slice)

why is intel crashing so hard today when they announce the partnership with tsmc?

meanwhile Gamestop is running, I guess holding $6 billion in cash helps heading into a recession

Reminder that we’re gonna drop the perfect percentage every day to not trip the breakers and we will bleed you fucking dry

because they're worthless jews who make shit products

-6%
is it time to spiral down the drain?

2 goombas show up at your door with a baseball bat

Holy shit

Tempted to slurp
Also tempted to liquidate all my positions
Much more tempted to liquidate after the last hour though
What the FUCK is this bros

I may have gotten reamed during Q1 earnings but it at least got me into cash before things got far worse

It's going to start with good ol' liquidity squeeze, isn't it?

the weekend retail dump hasn't even started

kek here come the sloorpers again

It's Trump retardism at full power, this is a historic self-own. Unimaginable that Congress doesn't try to stop him, legislative branch is supposed to handle tariffs

LMAO the 2pm dump - was that SOROS lmao

Fear, uncertainty, and doubt

he controls all branches of government, its ogre he can do whatever he wants

It's just too much
youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

still holding on anything but cash and short positions

ngmi

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAPS

dead cat bounces

boring

president causes recession

nobody wants to lose their job in a recession, decide to obey executive branch

suddenly the slurpers woke up

dumb mumus walking into the slaughter

You call that a pump?

It is surprisingly comfy watching it all burn down.

So is the market going to back up or is it poised to go down and stay down?

I CANT STOP SLOOORPING

DOW EXTENDS ROUT, DOWN 2,000 POINTS

BOTTOM IS IN
BUY BEFORE THE WEEKEND

Down, of course

Glad I just DCA and don't worry. I'd hate to be a short-term investor.

The market is going

What’s a 500p

Somebody stop this man, I am down 20k this week and most of my portfolio is basically just VOO

Plunge protection team (fed). Will never allow it to crash. It is literally illegal for the stocks to crash. Do people here not know anything?

I like the schizo theory I read that establishment republicans want Trump to fail so that they can take the party back from the MAGA crowd. It's not an outrageous implication honestly.

short positions

S&P drops 10% in two days
(you): "hold short"

Is that the best you got, bobo

oh my god its crashing!

zooms out of SPY

-5%

fucking retarded apes shut the fuck up

buying before the orange dumbass says more crazy shit over the weekend

seems risky desu

No one knows, historically the world has not ended though

How much did they just print?

WEEKEND WILL SHOWCASE THE ART OF THE DEAL
OR
SEVERE PANIC AND TRUMP CHICKENING OUT

The federal reserve will cut rates and then it'll pump hard before it collapses completely and bottoms out by the end of trumps presidency, the worst defeat the white race has suffered in a century.
20 years of democrat rule and free trade world wide will commence.
Buy the dip and sell it when the real top arrives.

500 put contract. they were like at 0.001 a pop

There is literally zero precedent that anyone can use to tell you the answer to this.

Not even close to the bottom
We have 4 more years of Trump clownery, he will be in office until the END of the DECADE!

Losing nearly a year's worth of gains still sucks and it might stay stagnant for a while too.

Fed will cut rates

He doesn't know

He is going to fuck my puts. I can feel it.

Charts suggest S&P 500 sell-off will continue until this level, says Carter Worth

Whats the magic number guys?

zoom out

So, when will we see those charts again? I remember we had them for the covid

NO NEED FOR PRECEDENCE
EVERY DAY IN THE MARKET IS DIFFERENT
LEARN TO READ THE TAPE

The federal reserve will cut rates

true brother, it needs to go down -10% in a single day instead of two.

They will eventually if the GDP keeps dropping. It'll be cut fast.

Whats the magic number guys?

SPY $499. The S&P499

actually there is quite a lot of historical precedence around tariff data affecting the markets
mostly not good

I made more money since yesterday than in the rest of my entire amateur trading endeavour.
This was extremely predictable, for once. Nice and comfy indeed.

Anon Babble won again
meanwhile ugly leftists that flooded into these threads during the Anon Babble split lost

he doesnt know

Powell will raise rates due to tariff inflation and then the REAL crash will happen

GDP dropping is all part of Trump's plan. He is just going to pretend it Biden's fault.

They'll cut rates, they have to.
There's no choice.

This will cause the fed to slash the rates

Lol. Lmao. Trump can only seethe as Jerome mocks him.

on one hand trump does like to cuck out of policies he made
on the other hand he is a prideful retard
could go either way

They can decide fucking you over is funnier

Well if he wants rates cut above all else, that makes sense. Anyway, the atlanta fed forecast has the q1 gdp at -3% so far.

MIGA copium

Face it, Trump is a retarded nigger who doesn't know what it's like to be poor. Dude is a fucking billionaire, you think he gives a fuck if you can't retire?

just keep posting thru it bro

They can't because inflation would risk USD status as global reserve currency, and that would destroy US economy for sure.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. There is no free beer anymore.

Stop huffing glue. Thinking Trump plays 4D chess when he literally takes what ChatGPT tells him is are the tariffs of other countries is beyond retarded.

deflationary spiral

yeah that isn't good, poor people are the first to get clipped from jobs

Are you ready for the pre-close dump + post-market dump?

the global economy was so different back then that I don't think those times show us the actual scope of what is going to happen.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS EVERYTHING DYING

I’m actually in trouble. Legit trouble. I made a huge fuckup. Holy fucking shit the fuck am I going to do

READY TO SLURP YES

If Trump post hard enough, maybe this won't be a recession.

This is true, it's going to be so much worse this time around.

What options does to a nigga.

Usually large GDP contractions trigger deflation. There won't be inflation because no one will have jobs and demand for anything will plummet.

I thought this was a shitpost at first but I guess we're all clowns now

Im so glad im not in the market right now and havent been since the ukranian war, but I want to buy..

Do you have someone with a chainsaw coming after you right now?
If not, then it's not so bad

dont cut rates. I want the crash of the century. I want to DCA hard over the next 18-24 months to then grow into a healthy retirement in 15 years

tfw closed short too early

slashing the rates with rampant self-inflicted inflation due to tariffs

more like Anon Babble being retarded again. to the surprise of nobody

he didn't sell the moment trump showed his stupid fucking tariff board

Anon Babble is only good at producing copium for boomers to consume these days

Why is Bitcoin pumping in the midst of all this?

i wasnt referring to like the 1800s m8
there's a lot of recent modern historical data around how tariffs fuck up markets

were you saying, mumu?

Taxing imports reduces the price of domestic goods

How?

This is how the price of eggs dropped

The price of eggs dropped because we made a bunch of free trade agreements specifically for eggs.

it's just money bro

buying

it's put season m8

These times of insecurity is supposed to be when bitcoin pumps as a hedge against the established market

MY FAMILY'S SAVINGS ARE GONE I HAVE 8 CHILDREN TO FEED

FUCK ORANGEEEEEE

it's digital gold

why does theta exist

this giant struggle between PPT and the Market's fear to keep the dow above -2000 and the 500 over 5000

kino

Hedge against USD dollars although it is pegged to the USD dollars. Don't ask me. Ask the crypto bros.

BTC's performance is the big surprise of this mess, yeah. Like, it's obvious that BTC isn't affected by tariffs, but it's also been the case that BTC has tracked QQQ for a while now, so it's surprising to see it depeg.

Honestly think this means that institutional investors are seeing it as its own thing and not just any old risk asset.

Wow, very cool

You can buy puts anon

BET ONLY WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE

Stocks become more affordable for average american

How and why is this a problem?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

agredd, it's going to be even worse now that economies are more closely interconnected, you fucking moron.

s&p pump already fading

complete nonsense, lmao.

WELCOME TO THE DAAAANGER ZONE

QUICK REMINDER that a mere 1 or 2 weeks ago, we had government officials telling (you), retail, to buy TSLA share.
Live on prime time TV.
Of course, I said it was the most obvious rich dumping their bags to retail redflag ever seen in History, and you laughed at it.

lower the cost of everything

Well, it's cheaper to buy stocks, so that checks out.

here is what he is going to do

in the past the eggs dropped because of what he is planning to do in the future

??? how do you retards fall for this timeline

Bitcoin

I hope I get to see this pyramid scheme collapse in my lifetime.

dead cats take some time to realize their fate

Trump is going to fire the federal reserve chairman to appoint a guy who isn't a subhuman like Jerome Powell. It will be challenged in the supreme court which will side with trump about it but meanwhile Jerome will go home.
Then the new guy will cut rates to 0 and the bull run will happen.

Yes that was my point. I was agreeing. Jesus christ.

A trade war has no effect on the real world

Don't be surprised when everything you buy gets more expensive.

Leonardo dump really rustled my jimmies. Specifically because everything was so peachy yesterday when burgers were red.
Just my retarded take but this could be because people are cashing in profits on their best performers to get liquidity. Same reason gold and gold related stocks dumped.
Normally it should rebound in a few days, but tariffs start working Monday-Wednesday so everything could go tits up even more.
Strap in!

Not taking a pic of the terminal, but it’s not my fucking money

Bogdanoff

EVERYONE SAID THIS SHIT NEVER GOES DOWN, WHAT THE HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.ADBUL IS HUNGRY

felt like some desperate baggies trying to pump it enough to be able to sell at 5100
now they've mostly sold

terminal

not my fucking money

o shit
what did you do anon
WHAT DID YOU DO

WMT finally fell 5%

being poor is just a mindset in first world countries

lost ~9k on utilities today
didn't sell last night because I'm retarded
had all the pieces, just didn't put 'em together; should've sold as soon as the tariffs were locked in, powell was never gonna flinch

Trump is erasing Biden legacy

Am I suppose to have a problem with this or something?

MASHALLA TRUMP WILL FEED YOUNG ABDUL

If you're an Aryan brother then I'll pray for your salvation...if not.

If SPY 506 falls it's gonna be a bloodbath

Boomers with their retirement locked in a 401k
People getting fired and having to sell at the bottom to afford rent without sucking dicks
Retards doubling down and slurping the "dip"

final term

lol he's gonna be president until he's dead, then they're gonna preserve his body on the golden throne like lenin.

WHAT STOCKS TO BUY BROS? KROGER?

up 150% today, loaded up on TSLL puts for next week kek

TSLA to zero please

WATCH IT ZOOM ZOOM

Still just money bro. Just say sorry.

anon, you are in for a nice kino

Sorry, I'm too used to Anon Babbletards grasping at straws in spite of obvious truth and I misread your post. My bad.

I'm exiting USD cash if Powell gets the boot. Seeing Trump with tariffs, I'm not trusting him with monetary policy.

TSLA to zero please

God I wish, I need my TLSZ to print

Boomers will sell their houses for 1 million dollars and live off the money while millennials and zoomers beg for money at new york times square

I need to find good divvie stocks to go all in on while they are cheap!

it’s not my fucking money

What?

what is this end of the day cope buying, just let the line go down bro...

we back

Just bought a lot of stocks in a company that makes copper tubes.

Copper tubes are always needed, and half of the copper the US uses is mined domestically. The other half comes from Chile, which only got 10 % tariffs.

I hope I didn't make a huge mistake, I'm an europoor and this is literally my pension money.

Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of Trump tariffs

LMAO

I havnt seen SMG this lively since before they ruined Biz with the email thing

PFE maybe, I've been pondering that one.

Boomers will sell their houses for 1 million dollars

To whomst

All that boasting about guns, only to never be used because turbopussies. I have more respect for fucking Iranians and the likes going in the streets with only their arms against armed police that don't hesitate to shoot.
Pathetic.

I wonder if musk regrets helping trump now

i dont know what "slurp" means in Anon Babble context because i only know it from Anon Babble where it means boring

these charts are bullshit

I accidentally fat fingered a massive options sell order meant to hedge risk and nuked a client’s retirement fund. Essentially, I am fucked.

You lost a lot of money today.

My dad works at Nintendo and he's not pleased

KHC DOW PFE
think we get a few more month of pain though desu flam

stop
slurping

I WILL SLIT THE THROATS OF TEN INFIDELS FOR THIS, I SWEAR BY ALLAH.

BAAAAAAAAASED

average American isn't in the market at all idiot frogposter, but they absolutely will get fucked because of what's happening
I shoulda bought crazy OOTM SPY puts but all of my fun money got slurped by an unexpectedly high tax bill

Blackrock, same as before.

RIP anon, we will carry on in your spirit of retarded losses

They're still on here in Canada, and the CAD price was already $60 cheaper when converted to USD. So they'd priced $60 of tariffs in.

mustard on the beat, 'ho

NO

it means "to buy the dip"

kek NQ weekly is at the bottom of cloud support on Ichimoku. It didn't touch the cloud for two years.
Unfortanately the 200 MA is 1500 points lower than this.

I feel nothing still...

you vill own nothing, but also not be happy. you can thank drumpf for that

short sellers extracting profit will prevent the break downwards
slurpers will be duped into phony support

tune in next week to find out the conclusion to this episode's thrilling cliffhanger

lmao, and no excuses about "uuuuh it has a higher base points so of course drops are biggernowadays". Because this one drop is the equivalent.

ahh hello europoors, I feel sorry for your losses

kino has been cancelled it seems

I think I'll buy 200 bucks of each every paycheck word on the streets is there is another super virus

was there news? weird to rip into a friday like this

Sad but true. I have a feeling these card games will continue until the tariffs actually hit.

Boomer Exterminator

who the fuck cares when half the CPUs in the world are ARM ones.

I knew they will close the market with a pump,now to wait until monday

why is it called slurp

dead cat keeps trying to rebound

how cute and adorable

Who gives a fuck about the poor?

just screwing puts and shorts

stupid fucking bullshit fake ass eod rally fucking slurpers are retarded.

Remember anons:
POTUS can remain irrational longer than market can remain solvent

kill the cat already

The markets are still coping that Trump will reverse course on tariffs and everything will go back to normal.

This market is insane. I've mostly been DCAing into VOO and VXUS over the past 2 years like a good goy and I am now negative....

Decided to live a little and buy $100 of SOXL. Maybe orange man will change his mind and on Monday we go back to normal and I'll be rich. Should I buy more?

He will

you can't kill a dead cat, that's the problem

HANK TOUGH BROS

Is GME the only safe investment in these troubled times?

basedjaks

The point of DCA is to buy on regular schedules regardless what's happening. So just stick to your plan. But if you're down over TWO years, you probably haven't done that.

Prices would collapse without retail money

No he won't. Not before completely irreversible damage.
And I'm not even talking about loss of trust because that shit was gone the minute he announced tariffs on canada and mexico back in february

watching all these coping MAGAturds keep saying it's patriotic to lose money

FUCKING KEK
republicans are gonna get gutted next elextion for several decades.

selling stocks instead of sucking cocks

NGMI

Any bets of aftermarket?

VIX went up at least
up 45% lmfao

uhh guys you might wanna see this

The president doesn't legally have the authority to fire the fed chairman but this president and his Supreme court judges can do whatever he wants.
Jerome is going to get the boot, the sooner the better. Someone needs to tell Vance and hegseth as soon as possible to consider this option.

the way they keep fizzling out is even funnier
someone is essentially burning money for no reason the past hour

BREAKING: US stock market has now lost over $9 trillion in value since Trump's inauguration

buying VTI at $305 is smart

buying VTI at $250 is stupid because it might go down to $235 next week or it might go to $275

it'll be $500 in 10 years, who fucking cares. SLURP UP

Who the fuck is buying 280 dollar spy puts for mid april

2 women in their marketing material

not a good sign anon...

IM all cash and my jagons are so fucking hard rn, I sold close to the fucking all time top about a month ago

Lmao

idk about the general election, but the midterms will be unmitigated disaster at this pace
the GOP is eventually going to have to convince him to backdown in some way so they dont lose the senate

kek fuck those cucks

it's called desperation

uh oh stinky

Just baghold 10 years

This is pretty much already happening, no? The stuff EU is doing disproportionately targets red states.

gladly. I'll collect the dividends every 3 months

I'm sure this time Trump will care.

BLACK FRIDAY!

YOU WILL TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN YOU WERE THERE!

Held NVIDIA for a year because lol capital gains.

Looks like I'm locked in for at least another year now

Just walk back the tariffs Don. Give us the opportunity to buy free money calls.

I have been DCAing consistently. I got a better job so for the last year I was contributing the same percent of my paycheck but it was more dollars than before. 2 years of DCAing into VOO and my cost average is at 480.

Hes so cooked, he knows he fucked up big time

Somebody is fucking desperate to avoid -1000 Nasdaq

TSLZ and same- +20% is nice but we had $6 not too long ago

It would be hilarious if they seceded.

California to become Americas richest state, DC was tax funded anyway.

It won't go back to normal even if he announces immediately that all tariffs are dropped
Markets need stability and predictability to show consistent growth, and the US administration has shaken things up too much to create any sense of confidence.
Add onto that the fact that there is now strong global sentiment to separate your economy from trade with the US, and it seems unlikely that things will bounce back.
Unless the US somehow manages to pull a self sufficient supply chain and manufacturing economy out of its ass in the next few weeks

pretty sure it already has the largest GDP, it's something like #6 in the world

Shut the fuck up. It wasn't even that bad.

all cash

not shorting obvious meltdowns in the mid term like tsla

ngmi

Unless the US somehow manages to pull a self sufficient supply chain and manufacturing economy out of its ass in the next few weeks

possible with H1B visas
lets go, import 1 billion indians

I bought 1 call for Walmart going up to 97 dollars In a couple of weeks just in case

could say that for sub 510 s&p and -2000 dow as well

so they dont lose the senate

I doubt they can avoid losing both the house and the senate even if he announced a full reversal today.
The question is by how much will they lose

priced in + will obviously get some bullshit government gibs like military contracts
if you haven't figured out elon is a deep part of the MIC you are retaded

They had the power to stop him and they gave it away for no reason LMAO

slurpers are evil

NEW @_@

v

The stuff EU is doing disproportionately targets red states.

EU is extremely retarded but still less retarded that Trump, they are actually capable of picking targets

new bread

YOU CANT TURN INDIANS INTO JAPANESE MEN BY BOILING THEM, I ALREADY TRIED IT.

well 2022 was a disaster for Biden economically because of the whiplash inflation and they still managed to beat out le red wave that everybody was expecting, there's still plenty of time for them to reverse course politically

Have you considered what zero rates are going to do in current economy? Treasuries rates are already pretty high, if you start flooding economy with free money again they are going to the moon. Right now, I don't have any trust in US stocks, but still respect cash and T-bills as safe assets. If US start taking out trillions upon trillions of high interest debt to double down on this madness, I'm out. And I have a feeling I won't be the only one.

let’s not split smg again:

You lose, pedo.

This will be gme all over again

I shorted nasdaq and dax, leverage long on VIX

It was really that easy, especially VIX made me like twice as much as the shorts.

you can't turn indians into factories or raw materials

So fake and gay.

lmao

kek

fell for it again award

What's the movee come Monday morning? The bulk of my portfolio is in crypto but I want back in the casino.

whew we hit not just 5 but 6% too. great day

same, peaked at 25% though. forgot to close my put. I think this bot still needs a lot of work.