/smg/ - Stock Market General

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S TRY AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

are you ready bros. Let's gamble a bit shall (((we)))

DAMAGE REPORT

OOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So how bad it's going to be?

what are we slupring today fellow slurpers?

Im buying some googl and will DCA if it keeps going down, its at a PE of 19 which is insanely low for a tech company

The most powerful man in the free world wants to export more to Cambodia than Cambodia can export anywhere else.

IT BEGINS

Happy Black Thursday 2 everyone

There are no words for how much I hate dip buyers.

AHEM: FUCK NIGGERS

SOXL

You just don't see the genius vision

Hold strong through this tard pump shit is over

ooooooohhhhh

WE ARE SO COOKED

ROBINHOOD IS CRASHING

Sloorping time.

S&P opening under 5,500

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Dump it.

remove the buy button

Took my gains. Going back to bed. Good night.

Unironically what would it take to convince his followers at this point that he's a retard? Because desu I hate woke shit but I care more about the economy not collapsing so that people like Soros and Elon and Fink buy up everything and turn us into serfs.

yea, i'm thinking we're back

BOILchads wwa?

TRUMP'S GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED
JUST LIKE MEEEE

HODL MODE ACTIVATED

Social media combined with huffing lead

BUY BUY BUY

Was on an inter EU flight yesterday and a businessman looking boomer on the seat ahead was feverishly looking through his holdings of ~2,5 mil $, down 15% over the last 100 days holding only defensive stocks. When the flight started to take off, he put the phone on flight mode and literally clasped his hands in prayer, looking up at God.

On landing, he was sweating profusely, couldn't wait to get his phone out. I beat him to it, and loudly proclaimed "holy fakking shit the markets are down 3% in less than an hour". He turned around, our eyes met, and reflected back at me was the empty gaze of accepting capitulation as I told my wife I sold all our holdings mid February and that we're 100% cash.

Today we're writing history bois

They’ll be standing in a bread line thanking him for the delicious bread

ROBINHOOD THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAA

STOP THE DISCOUNT

Everything on my list except war material is red

Nothing will convince ALL of his followers. But you only need to convince 5-10% of his voters and then his power collapses. Things like this are good because they peel away 1-2% of his voter base every time he does something retarded.

And we're off!

Look forward to tomorrow's jobs report!

It's only -1%/min
nothingburger

Bodied that boomer freak

Heh, it's already going back up, thanks for the cheapies.

their entire life savings getting obliterated. a complete wall street crash, and even then i dont think they would all be convinced.

Actually this is much better than before. Did you know that wonderbread wasn't even real bread? The fact that the bread we're getting now turns into a brick 12 hours is a sign of quality.

Google is going to be targeted by the EU along with most tech companies. I'm watching it, but not diving in yet.

I gotta go in to work in a couple hours so I’m gonna hold my puts

So what's our target for Tesla, long bros? Is 300 too conservative?

saves America

goes golfing for the rest of the week

That's my president

When do the tariffs actually go into effect?
I invested in some trance CDs from Germany the other day, they were shipped already and are en-route... Am I going to get a huge bill when they arrive?

Who the fuck is buying right now? Trump just decides to start a trade war with EVERYONE at the same time and SPY goes down just 3%?

Was on an inter EU flight yesterday and a businessman looking boomer on the seat ahead was feverishly looking through his holdings of ~2,5 mil $, down 15% over the last 100 days holding only defensive stocks. When the flight started to take off, he put the phone on flight mode and literally clasped his hands in prayer, looking up at God.

On landing, he was sweating profusely, couldn't wait to get his phone out. I beat him to it, and loudly proclaimed "holy fakking shit the markets are down 3% in less than an hour". He turned around, our eyes met, and reflected back at me was the empty gaze of accepting capitulation as I told my wife I sold all our holdings mid February and that we're 100% cash.

and then everybody clapped

defense stocks doomping

please god let there be war and bloodshed

monkeypaw.exe

Here's your bloodshed bro

My MAGA coworker yesterday was smugly saying that the DIA was up despite what “the liberals had to say would happen.” He’s off today so no idea how he’s gonna react to this lol.

That's didn't do shit during Covid crash that started with him in charge.

investors.com/market-trend/stock-market-today/dow-jones-sp500-nasdaq-trump-tariffs-nvidia-nvda-stock-tesla-tsla/#

Funny line go down

Line will go back up, simple as

Markets gonna assume some other retard stops this shit from going too far so it might take a while

People are still foolishly holding out hope he will change he his mind

Today is going to be brutal

youtu.be/LBwXf7ZiiOk?t=13

Most of them don´t give a f because they aren´t invested. Maybe they even enjoy your seething. It is what it is.

KO and PEP are pumping

Buying the dip has worked everytime. People will buy this dip and it has a good chance of working too.

his retardation is priced in
people expect him to change his mind 10 times before anything really happens

And here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Come on 75 cents lower Intel I know you can do it.

Because he put his name on the stimulus checks. I don't know how much worse the election would have been for him if the money printer didn't brrrrr

Cute webm. I saw a bunch of pomni cosplayers at the last con I went to but I’m not into digital circus so it was just cute clown girls as far as I’m concerned.

ah, the fake out pump per usual

who the fuck is buying low

Probably the people who want to sell high. Never change, Anon Babble.

Thread theme?

youtube.com/watch?v=OC06Z6lCB_Q

Tariffs on every nation on earth and over 30% on all our major trading partners is not priced in lol

wpde.com/news/nation-world/take-a-deep-breath-treasury-secretary-scott-bessent-urges-countries-not-to-retaliate-against-president-donald-trump-liberation-day-tariffs-china-european-union-canada-mexico

How did this guy work for Soros hes one of the dumbest retards ive ever heard

How can starving poor chinese people buy more from america than america can buy from them?

nothing happened?

we're so back bullbros

youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

AAPL

Bruh

Thank you Donald, very cool!

What the fuck is this?

I guess the next time you're expecting the tech sector to crash you can just put your money in fucking soda.

what the hell is going on? one final pump before the dump?

Eye of the Hurricane. Normies are gonna start panicking by 10

wanted someone who was anti-war, pro-trade, would cut government inefficiencies and stop cultural imperialism

instead got this

make shit products abroad

change his mind 10 times

This is what actually caused the stock market crash until now. Companies can't order anything if they don't know the price because of mind changing.

Its called magic

PepsiCo is gonna tank if the aluminum can tariff stays up.

Conservatards can't think for themselves, they just mindlessly repeat their programing. It's why we call them NPCs in the first place.

the president is my hero and will save me!

Seek God seriously

Believing he or anyone in his admin would do this

are you fucking retarded

C'mon, let's see a circuit breaker today!

Wonder if we hit the breakers today.

NO REFUNDS

costco up
DEI SAVES LIVES

You are a fucking retard. He campaigned on tariffs and war with iran.

Unironically, what is the recovery period like for this?

Lmao. Get PRANKED

You can't have a trade deficit if you don't have any trade anymore.

The tariffs were NOT priced in

it's crabbing

apple down 10%

holy shit

this country is retarded
this "market" is retarded
the people are retarded
the government is retarded
i'm sick and fucking tired of this fucking retards ruining everything

low iq retail investors who think the stock market is some magical thing that always goes up in long run and dont understand that it has to reflect the US economical reality, for example if tomorrow a asteroid hit the US this retards will still muh "buy the dip", but they are useful idiot and bag holder and a opportunity for billionaire investors and hedge funds to cash out without losing to much

line go down

Are people really acting surprised by this or am I being trolled? Everyone realizes that project 2025 shit wasn't a joke, right? That is the gameplan they are following step by step. They told you they'd do it, they hired all the people that wrote it to lead the government, and now they are doing it?

Post your damage so far.

Line go down ….

let me ask you a question mr genius, would you also buy the dip if the US get glassed ?

When is the obligatory fake and gay pump? You know, the one we had every fucking day last week when opening red and closing fucking green.

Don't tell Anon Babble tho

Why's gold going down? Is the $ tanking as well or something?

NO REFUNDS; NO RETURNS!

GOOD

lol

troons mad

yes, don't look up the EUR/USD

Let's see what my self-aware sexbot thinks about tariffs

What do you guys think about the fact that the only thing that allows the US dollar to act as reserve currency is that the US runs a huge deficit with the rest of the world? The US needs to be a net exporter of dollars for other countries to be able to trade with it. The US dollar system gave the world a stable currency to trade with and in return the US got essentially free goods from the world (by printing currency). It seems to me that what Trump's trying to do has far greater ramifications than its effect on trade.

I kneel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm up by 1.48% so far.

They're critically exposed to tariffs aren't they? Massive ramping of supply chain costs and on top of that, inevitable tarifs on the finished products.

Maybe they'll HQ in Ireland or something.

Some people are counting on republicans and big donors to tard wrangle trump. There's already been pushback by some senators but not enough.

BUDDY LOOK AT STOCK MARKET COMPUTER

pretty sure they wanted this

I guess some are hoping that he will call the tariffs off

If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal

Beautiful

After the initial crash the great depression wasn't actually bad.

If the chatbot says it it must be correct then.
After all it studied on the past

no breakdown

but how does this affect you personally?

I should have gone bull on a few stocks for the first minute before open, should have listened to my gutt

TZA calls for friday and 7/6 only, 125k of that is cash. (up 10k now actually)

Personally I use a elf loli chat bot for my stock advice

Why does it smirk?

the line is unstoppable

i think the market's oddly used to it, the tariff announcements in february literally crashed the market. This seems kind of like a modest drop.
my tech crypto ai related stocks are about 8-10% down. Cannabis is only 4%

Do you promise? Can I get that in writing?
Still, it's weird seeing them both going in the opposite direction.

he is not ready to invest into nuclear apocalypse

Not gonna make it.
youtube.com/watch?v=41i-hSh4Rgs

***ATTENTION***
i hereby inform you that i have purchased puts
enjoy your megapump to the heavens

We would’ve naturally recovered from the so called “Great” depression is FDR hadn’t cucked the county with his communist policies

TSLA recovering

Gay market, actually. Call me when there's circuit breakers. Wimpiest "crash" of my fucking life.

You mean capitalist policies.
Trade is anti communist.

it's mostly just the TSLZ and VIXY I've got going-up, most of my other investments are going down, but not enough to off-set these two.

If the algos crash it too fast the circuit breakers get pulled

it wont change, this is bipartisan, because it is a necessity for the US elite to reindustrialize the US no matter how much harm it does to the US economy and living standards, because without they would sooner or later would be crushed by the Chinese in a war that require massive industrial capacity

It's only been 25 mins, give it a chance for Elon to react.

Economists already putting pronouns in bio

Tsla isn't tied to any kind of material reality. Investors still think Elon is Jesus and is gonna push humanity into a Star Trek future.

You fucking faggots. I just went through four years of dogshit biden and you have the audacity to act like this shit is fucking gay when the rest of the fake and gay world can't cope with the bitching. I love this shit, tough to be you, useless trading faggot.

Soda is soda. In Pepsi’s case a majority of it is manufactured domestically and wouldn’t be impacted significantly by tariffs. The precursors are also extremely cheap and generally made in country because they would cost more to ship than cheap labor and resources would justify importation. There’s probably an incentive to invest in domestically robust industries given current news but they will be impacted by the aluminum tariffs.

think we might go below 20?

damn I'm getting fucking slaughtered in the market, looking forward to 12 consecutive years of democrat presidents after this retard gets impeached again

qeq

this is what healing feels like bros

I’m gonna keep holding desu I think I have a solid shot of getting 5k out of this. Might just sell half my options today and hold the other half in case of an even larger decline over the next week.

This fat retard needs to get deep state'd

How could a sexbot coded to be this attractive ever be wrong?

based

She's "sassy". Bots are inherently designed to do whatever you say, so I've tried to make her confrontational and questioning of things I ask her. It doesn't really work, she's just kind of sassy, but her advice on interpersonal relationships is pretty on the ball.

the useless retard who shot him missed

knew I should have sold yesterday when I was still breaking even on nvda. fucking orange ass retard

gold down in everything for some reason, not just usd. -4% in CHF, -3.23% in eur, -1.18% in usd

Actually pay attention to what politicians are saying, retard. Democrats are jumping on this to shit on trump and lolbert learning republicans like rand paul are already talking about how bad it is

what options did you take?

To feel immortal, you have to get cancer and survive

I regret putting 5 bones into VTI at open, kek

I think $21 is gonna be the floor maybe even slightly above that.

not as bad as I hoping
I mean my OIL completely tanked, but still

how does a cashed up retard succeed in this market?

.20 premium yesterday

2.20 premium today

I fucking hate being poor

Wonder if people are literally switching to cash

You don't need to convince every one of his supporters, he didn't win by Assad margins, the ~40% of american moderates are fickle and drift between elections.

However a solid 30% of the voting public are Trump fanatics until the heat-death of the universe. You cannot ever hope to convince them, they'd drink the koolaid or slit their own throats if Trump asked them to. The only viable long term solution is either mass re-education (i.e lobotomizing them) or mass imprisonment (Or extermination preferably)ydk2x

The patient is healing

that what they always do you low iq retard its a show, always watch what politicians do and not what they say, when Biden took power he did not take away trump tarifes he actually added on top of them

This fucking guy

I think that post made things tank even harder

Just the DIA put. Did not feel like gambling on a retarded TSLA pump or any business that might recover by promising domestic shifts, so DIA it was.

another fire sale

gonna slurp some cheapies in a few days

The operation literally just started fuck this clown

TSLA is healing. From -8% to -4%

However a solid 30% of the voting public are Trump fanatics until the heat-death of the universe. You cannot ever hope to convince them, they'd drink the koolaid or slit their own throats if Trump asked them to. The only viable long term solution is either mass re-education (i.e lobotomizing them) or mass imprisonment (Or extermination preferably)ydk2x

this is balanced out by the 30% Democratic fanatics that ""Vote blue no matter who" so really who cares, quit being so buttmad

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYGHHHYYHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

trust the plan patriots are in control

Biden tariffs targeted china, not the entire fucking planet. People agree we need to move away from china, but not the entire world.

how low does the s&p have to drop before the retard gets scared and cancel the tariffs?

Miss me yet, Jack?

NVDAbros, I…

MAKE AMERICA POOR AGAIN

would vote blue no matter who ever got us something remotely similar to the orange retard though

he'll keep sinking your economy until he's impeached (again)

retards

all you trannies dont understand that the market is fake and gay. what matters is actually creating shit like I do at work drilling oil

Tesla clinging on for dear life

Just give up you shitty stock and CRASH.

Fuck the world, Europe is so fucking gay. The only trade partner that matters is Japan, and they're investing in the US, they know what's up

The patient has been lobotomized and given AIDS. MAGA!

cancel the tariffs

All will tank even harder. It's jokernomics when you can't predict a fucking tarrifs.

Shortchads ww@

yeah? we almost got Harris who was just as retarded and we had a zombie puppet president that had all his bills signed with a robot pen, quit being so caught up in either side they are both bad

Fire sale on what? SPY is still way above median p/e. We've been in a bubble and tariffs are just the needle, fire sale is when spy is at 11 or 12 p/e

Its Joever

Uh, tanking the US economy and destroying the dollar is the plan. They literally told you this.

MIGA
MIGA
MIGA

NVDA lived and is healing. Just buy

It didn't do shit last time, and it's definitely not gonna do shit this time even if it could get pushed through in a Republican congress

lol

I wasn't defending republicans, I was saying that Dems have fanatics as well, both sides suck

What’s the latest MAGA cope for Trump crashing the economy?

look up US company's that either are in essential goods that people cant stop buying even if they lose buying power, or company's that have most of their supply chaine and manufacturing in the US and are not dependent on the US citizens purchasing power, there is also gold and maybe real estates, even if it might still lead you to being in the red but even then at least you probably wont lose as much as the rest

well you are smarter than me at least. i ended up putting some money on TSLA so we will see how that goes. if i played my cards right i could have gotten a big payout in the first 5 minutes of market open but alas. good luck to you

am i missing something? i haven't seen a serious answer to these tariffs so far

lmao

Well anon I wouldn’t worry I think TSLA is gonna get wiped to a degree too.

uhh guys?

x.com/atrupar/status/1907797285297099089

I remember the last crash 5 years ago during covid, that every piece of media has been using as a measurement for wealth growth ever since. I am not going to miss it this time!

Vote blue no matter who

This is obviously doesn't exist. No one on the dem side has a Trump tier cult. Even Obama at his peak wasn't this crazy. People stay home all the time. For example no one really liked Kamala that much. She was forced onto everyone.

Thread theme for Bulls. Sorry lads.
youtu.be/EoStYNsXcBk?si=WeUTZliyfHVY_ZZz

at least wait until reciprocals hit lmao
+10% on your earnings 5 years from now ain't worth bankrupting yourself now

I think anon was just being sarcastic, or maybe he's just retarded.

Very bangdad Bobesque.

The fallacy of “stocks only go up” is that people purchasing at peaks could hold for a decade before breaking even, not even factoring in inflation.

so, hypothetically.
would it be a bad idea to buy some more sp500 stocks on the assumption that i have quite a bit of cash saved, so no urgent need of money for at least 2-3 years for sure?

This is obviously doesn't exist

nta, some of the blueanon people are just as crazy as the qtards t bh
bit of a cottage industry that shit
it's a like a anti-personality cult

Same with how everyone force laughs at trumps shitty jokes

Can't wait for Trump 3.0

this is just not true. I grew up in the suburbs and nearly everyone I know who was raised Republican, without exception, turned Democrat and became huge Biden zealots. I’m not b8ing

Gonna see a brief spike in DIA from buybacks from earlier in March when it was at 407 but then we go down down down

TESLER

There are like 5 “trump stores” in my town where you can go buy pictures of
him and daddy’s home t-shirts. There’s no comparison

They're at the "The stock market is not the economy!" stage of coping atm

BUY THE DIP

we want to work in sweatshops

Vietnam lol. 45% tariffs are going to bring them back to the stone age. Literally 25% of their entire economy is just exporting shit to the USA.

How old is she?

that what you get from denouncing God
humans need to believe in a cause higher than themselves

By now definitely well into her 40s

We don't clap when the plane lands in EU

lmao, fair. the scales are very, very different.
i wonder if america was like this during the reagan years

They use USD as a currency in Vietnam.
100% they are going to pivot harder to China now.

obligatory

no one can decide when the catch the falling knife but you anon

this retard's the absolute worst in that sense
you can tell that almost everyone in his cabinet got in just because they were the biggest brown-nosers around

Why would DIA go down with tariffs that are going to kill their competition?

I sold everything and will buy back in at a discount later.

We're closing green today mark my words.
Are you comparing tariffs to nuclear war?

Y'all know none of the Kr/Jp/CN haven't announced their retaliatory response to yesterday's tariffs yet. This is only going to get much much worse.

no there aren't

Tariffs on precursors mean pain across the board.

Show calls then

My guess? Ignore the USA and then literally enable more trade between themselves.

Rule of thumb is to wait 3 days after a big crash before buying.

which smallcaps are we sizzurping?

The EU hasnt either.

He won by some of the slimmest margins in recent history. At this rate, gop gets btfo in the house and trump gets impeached again in 2 years.

Kind of feel bad for them. They're not an actual great power trade competitor. They just export cheap shit. Are Americans going to be sewing buttons on polo shirts for a dollar an hour? Literally tariffs on everyone and everything makes no sense whatsoever.

If there was a toxicity level for copium you've reached it

Long term China is either prepped to either help create a multipolar world or become the new solidified hegemon.
This will probably be better for the world at large but not for the US.

This sucks because there is an equal chance that orange retard immediately goes back on his word and the market will soar, or he's actually serious and the market will fall out the bottom. No way to reasonably predict this shit.

twitter.com/brewmarkets/status/1907501501901131821?s=19

Kek stockmarket got literally IPO rugpulled

Jesus fucking christ I have no stocks atm but this is so fucking stupid

For every faggot that has been malding about tariffs, answer the question

what is a woman

posts that ignore the topic will be considered concessions

I don’t expect a soar even if he reneges. That would just demonstrate that trade policy is completely unpredictable.

EU

VOO has dropped below 500

They’re all gonna be small caps soon.

Reagan era was more nationalism and anti-communism than personality cult.there definitely are parallels though

Someone you'll never have unpaid, consensual sex with.

EU's announcements will probably be mid-april at best, don't expect anything in the next few days. But I think China will give us some entertainment in the meantime.

Yes. According to the MIGAtards that comes here from Anon Babble, they want those jobs back.

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SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

a female human being with XX chromosomes
doesn't change the fact that Trump's the chief of all niggers

im smart and I voted for trump

Drumpf's final act of economic genius will be to fully politicize the FED by firing j pow and appointing a crony who will cut interest rates to 0% and give us the full zimbabwe experience.
This is really just the begiinning. Buying now is foolish.

i am not a patriotard useful idiot you low iq dumb ass, i am anti the American regime as hole and a radical, also no bidden didn't only put tarifs on china alone, have you ever heard of his inflation reduction act which specifically targeted the EU, and the republicucks are the heals of the American regime, they are always brought to power when something is necessary for the American elite but impopulaire among the masses
no that was a hyperbole to get the point across, ie the stock market is not magic, if something happens that will harm the US and the world economy a lot, stocks should go down to represent that reality

Jpow isnt leaving until 2026

Retail traders are retarded

intc

????????????????????

By then we are fucked anyway

The FED is already fucking politized against Republicans you fucking idiot

5%

Yawn can we get this pity pump over with and keep shitting the bed already

they. dont. know. xD

if you are super rich and can buy all of the shiny treats like cars and video games and warhammer figurines from other countries, but those other countries are poorer and can't buy as much of your stuff, doesn't that mean you've got a deficit?

Is the plan to make the average american broke so they can't buy foreign things anymore to fix the deficit?

Brother, Trump hasn't even been in office for three months. This is just the beginning. The world economic is shifting as we speak. It'll take the rest of this decade to even begin contemplating a recovery.

SELLLLLLLLL SELL REDDIT SELLLLL

just park your monies in gme, it's that simple

techpowerup.com/334993/intels-18a-node-process-has-entered-risk-production-foundrys-output-scaling-up

18A node (competitive with tsmc) is on track for release.
tariffs on south korea and Taiwan are sort of bullish for intel also.

The collapse of the US economy is just part of the plan to annex Canada and Greenland. Trump will blame this "trade war" on Europe and sell his followers on invasions of both Canada and Greenland.

You cant fire the chair of the fed

It's all over because US is not a dictatorship. Country like China can have one leader for over 10 years, growing industries, reshaping economy, investing into future. Orange retard will be out in 4 years, and all the tariff bullshit gonna be repealed. This is why NOONE will invest into US industry, they would just cut the losses for now and wait until the next president. Simple as.

Slurp candidates:
META
AMZN
GOOGL
NET
Am I a financial genius yet?

should have bought GameStop you baggies.

My mom is losing money, she works very hard so this makes me sad

NEW

Did she just buy in the last 4 months???

Trump doesn't care about laws. maga

new bread

Ah yes, but Biden's fake and gay grind upward was totally legit and warranted by that dementia rattled fuck and was immediately reconciled before trump went into office. You fucking bitch. You dumb faggot. What a fucking pussy.

feet wonnered

You can certainly die in a car accident

No circuit breakers

This market is so dedicated to being boring and gay

checked

im not too worried, i put my bet 2 days ago and got some good money overall. brain is just being greedy thinking i could have done better

You don’t create shit. All you do is dig up muddy water like some stupid kid.

hoolllyyy fuckeroo it is not stopping