/smg/ - Stock Market General

Imagine having your money in stocks right now and slowly watching the clock ticking towards the inevitable bloodbath. Imagine not having sold last month and now sitting comfy and relaxed waiting to slurp the cheap stocks

Hello, chatGPT

So basically the price of literally everything at Walmart is going to go up by 20% by the end of April?

Atleast we have our vaccinated eggs am I right

My 401k is getting FUCKED.
But my puts will, hopefully, print nicely by market open.
feet post best post

Magatards WILL defend this

The EU is talking big but they're stuck lmao. If they retaliate they're going to push themselves into a very deep recession and they don't have the reserve currency. They're cooked either way.

All AIs give the same answer on this topic because it's the correct answer, tard

Yes. Eurangutans are very cunning.
Finally justice is coming to them

Is America a real country?

Today is an ass rape day, enjoy your ass rape

I am actually up 142% this year.
I would like to say something to everyone here who didn't hire me nor listen to me about firing the management and administration who didn't hire me.

I wish you all a pleasant downfall, things get worse from here especially if you don't fire all your management and all your administration.

They are stealing from you. I say confiscate all their property, you say it will be my pleasure.

I deserve an apology and so do the good people who were mistreated.

The only way to go green is if Trump pulls the tariffs

Europe has been screwing over America for far too long.
Really shows how many third-worlders are crawling around this place, wish we had flags so we could see all the non-Americans seethe over tariffs.

Perhaps.

Grifting isnt a long term business idea.
But I am happy your investments are doing well Bobo

Recession is coming anyways if we let our industries get stolen

t. Mark from Charles Schwab

I JUST WANTED TO OWN THE LIBERALS NOT MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT! WHY IS HE DOING THIS WTFFFF!

kek EUR/USD going ballistic. Thanks for the cheapies. I hope the EUR will also go ballistic against the JPY, I have some NON TARIFFED A7 series camera and lenses to buy next time I go there.

A TOAST. To the death of the American hegemony.

AI is not dangerous

there are safeguards

proceeds to crash the world economy

be a service economy and produce nothing but fucking ads

this somehow everyone else’s fault

Aren't you faggots ready to die for Ukraine? At least your euro leaders want you to.

Nice quip. But if people peg their currency to make cheap goods its not “just our fault”.

t. sucks Russian dick because he believes Jewtin is saving the white race by killing whites or something

This seems like a awfully big drop just to try and get a few t-shirt factories back from Bangladesh. I'm beginning to think this guy may be too old to be president

SOXL down -13%

Why the fuck is it growing?

Eurofag here, actually the high value of the US dollar is an unintended consequence of America's state as "safe haven".
Oligarchs from everywhere - Russia, China, but also the 1% from Europe and almost verey country - want to have the good feeling of some of their assets in the US in case shtf in their home country. So they create a demand for US dollars and drive its value higher.
The benefit is that you can buy stuff from all over the world for cheap.
The bad thing is that your own elite know buying stuff is cheaper than making it, and just import stuff and sell it to you.
Trump is trying to destroy the "safe haven" status of the USA by destroying trust. It will be a big achievement if it works, and he is taking a great risk.

He is too old
He doesn't t even know how to use a computer

Trump is naive and retarded and surrounded by vile sociopaths who secretly hate him.

You should also mention you are mind reader, much more impressive than saying you are from Europe

God I love seeing faggot bulls getting their assholes torn wide open. This is what you deserve for laughing at me when I said PE ratios matter. Fuck you!

This has nothing to do with PE nigger.

P/E is completely unrelated to the situation. Trump just handicapped the economy.

Unironically computers are for retards that do nothing but incriminate oneself or give records for blackmail

yeah but the bubble makes everything more fragile

Non-Americans are in this thread

Economic shocks wake people up to the fact that companies actually need to be profitable and the stock needs to have a reasonable multiple for it to be a good purchase. Get fucked delusional mumus.

smart enough not to be buying the dip

not smart enough to time shorts

What the fuck am I supposed to trade?

Imagine being this retarded, still wrong, and still butt blasted.

Oh, I know. It needed to be popped. At least deflated. Just sorta stating that the P/E was unrelated.

Anyone that disagrees with me is a permabull

Or maybe you were just wrong on one thing and I wasn't calling you a retard on all fronts. Get real.

So when do I close my puts? Are we thinking it'll bleed over days, or will the market be fake and gay, dip for a total of 3 minutes, then pump for some retarded reason?

Opinions? Will it bounce again?

what happens if europe stops pension funds from bying us trackers

Sell after the circuit breaker get triggered at open

I'm selling as soon as the dump starts crabbing. I don't trust this market one bit, it could very well just giga dump and then crawl back to close to 0% in a matter of minutes.

Anon Babble is Japanese

I'm ready

SOXL baggies should rope themselves at this point kek

Most of normal people don't give a fuck about Ukraine and don't want to spend billions for them.

We have unfavorable general market conditions and this stock specifically is below its 200-day SMA (in other words goblin town). It's an interesting play but you don't want to be caught with your pants down if it goes wrong. Set a stop loss if you want to trade this.

Who is ready to catch the falling knife?

Amazon at an all time low

ALWAYS BUY THE DIP.

Good luck.

Fuck off Ivan. Russians are not normal, they are not even humans.

This was what I was thinking too. Volatile overreaction in the first few minutes, then after people get that out of their system they'll realize that overall fundamentals haven't really changed and now that stock is on a really good tempting sale, and it creeps back

American telling burmese people to stfu on a burmese red dwarf rasbora farmers forum

pardon?

But the fundamentals have changed drastically.

overall fundamentals haven't really changed

Yes, we've come to laugh at your retard president causing more economic damage in a few days than an entire year of CoVID lockdown and business closure.

overall fundamentals haven't really changed

Anon... prices have changed 20-60% overnight are you retarded or something?

Sure, still all the right wing parties who are against giving Ukraine more weapons are rising in popularity and the only thing burocrats can do is try to ban them.

Market is overvalued anyways. Also fundamentals have changed (in worse)

Moot is American, he created Anon Babble in America, hosted on servers in AMERICA.
Yes it's based off of Japan like most great things but Anon Babble is an American board first and foremost.
Our reciprocal tariffs are HALF of what other countries charge us, deal with it or stop ripping off America you irrelevant third-worlders

I'm waiting until midday to sell mine. The faggot dip buyers will step in and take over at some point, but there will be some panic at the beginning. I'm going to wait for a rally and some bad economic data to start trickling in before shorting again. We have a long, long way to go until the bottom.
Dip buyers are like religious zealots, they can't be reasoned with and they'll only stop buying when they lose their jobs, which is going to happen soon unless Troomp backtracks fast.

smg still full of dip buyers

I am and I want to. God damn imagine driving through the russian countryside with a fat sack of cocaine mounting orgies in the back of my puma with captured peasant girls every time we stop in a village

Might as well go to Vegas at this point.

imagine being this retarded to believe that

Enjoy getting naded by a drone operated by some fat faggot laughing at your cucked corpse miles away.

The Russian paid ones. And they only get votes because of immigration, not because of Ukraine.

I just checked my account, it sits at +144% YTD so far, insane.
The day looks extremely bleak from my perspective. It may be my first time riding a crash while actively day trading.

This nigga done gone and lost his mind
Ain't no one moving production to the USA
They will just wait this mf out for 4 years
All this does is take money out of burgers pockets
There will be a second attempt 100%

"Our reciprocal tariffs are HALF of what other countries charge us, deal with it or stop ripping off America you irrelevant third-worlders"

"sauce? why, I made it up of course"

Imagine being American and insisting every other country is the Turd World. Have you never inspected your own drug abuse rates, your violent crime, how many Americans have literally no savings.

Russians use pajeets instead of drones.

Ran out of white girls for now

gold futures

uh oh stinky

Does that mean anything if the rest of the world has no savings?

If you didn't move everything to bonds yesterday GG.

Uh, yeah. Tariffs are blanket rather than industry specific (except for auto). Prices are elastic. P/E ratios will overall be similar. Debt to equity will be similar. Overall company strategy will be the same (although sourcing might change, but still it's the strategy of buying from the least expensive producer.) Yes, your average consumer will have to pay more all imported goods, buy manufacturing isn't moving overnight. I know I'm retarded, but I fail to see what this fundamentally changes within companies and industries that is any different than inflation.

This thread has become just nonstop euros seething over America. We literally give you guys money to suck less and somehow you guys still suck. Very sad, many such cases

Yes when they'll still be less mutted and have less drug abuse and violent crime.

It would be a quick drive to moscow if 3-5 million europeans invaded russia right now

It only takes 9 months to set up factories in America due to white efficiency, it takes the chinese 12 months to turn a rice field into a factory but white americans from Mississippi and west Virginia are superior so they can do it in 9 months.
Which companies will manage to set up factories by 1 January?
Let's buy calls on those.

Compared to what? Europe that has muslim grooming gangs going after kids and citizens being arrested for pointing it out? Who cares what you guys think? Your own governments don't.

white americans from Mississippi and west Virginia

Anon have you ever met these people? They can barely read.

sauce?

Sauce is from the President of the United States, the most powerful man in the world.

So what's holding you cucks back then? Why isn't it already done?

Actually the story of a grooming gang abusing a British girl and cutting her up to mix her into kebabs is a lie.
Do you know why it's a lie? Because there are extremely few Turks in great Britain and the British isles in general and therefore cannot buy kebabs at all in those countries in the first place.
I've been there, it's all pajeet food, not kebabs. If you want kebabs come to Germany.

"Guys, which will build more factories and operate them? The country where nobody wants to do physical labour and can't because they're obese, or the one that has 10s of millions of literal slaves that will work for a bag of rice and fear being executed by the state?"

america

white

efficiency

Blacks and Hispanics in America kill and rape far more white people than mudslimes do in the EU and you're going to pretend you're in the better situation lmao. You lost entire cities to feral gibsmedats.

Be honest, you voted for him didn't you?

Thanks for fact checking a story not even brought up. Would you like to further correct the record and say there are no muslim grooming gangs or that it's just part and parcel to living in Europe now?

Yes, your average consumer will have to pay more all imported goods

Most americans are living paycheck to paycheck. If prices raise outside of their reach they are likely to limit purchases. Limiting purchases means companies profit goes down... Do I really have to spell out why exactly basically raising prices for some retarded reason is obviously bad for your average consumer and therefore the economy as a whole?

Without America backing Ukraine the war is over, Europe can't finance Ukraine alone. Europe is like, barely the size of Texas. Irrelevant is what Europe is.

They voted for trump because they believe they are superior, new yorkers let them vote trump into power because they also believe Mississippians and west virginian people are superior to those people who hang out in new york.

The chinese aren't american whites, so they're considered racially inferior to americans and less efficient. Factories will come to red states within 9 months for sure, but I'm not sure which companies will do it. Maybe Tesla will be one.

Wow I trust his numbers. He had them printed and everything. They're as reliable as God Gamer Elon's gamer credentials.

this has got to be bait

Millions of inefficient slaves will still get more done than no work force at all.

I'M
BEING
FUCKING
RAPED
HELP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The cope, seethe, and delusions from euros in this thread is crazy. It makes sense considering how irrelevant they have become and even invisible to their own governments. No point in even arguing with something this pathetic

be American

shit yourself in public

everyone is now watching you humiliate yourself and complain about the smell

"Heh, looks like you guys are mad because you're not relevant like me. I'm the talk of the town!"

The chinese median income in usd in Beijing and Shanghai is lower than the median income in usd in Mississippi and West Virginia. Clearly the chinese are not creating value at the same rate.

Delusional mutt. Europe has plenty of money and now that the bureaucrats have finally realised that america is evil and opposed to Europe we will finally start re-arming

Futures -1,211 holy shit lol

Nice head cannon anon, i hope it copes well enough to help you sleep at night.

If you think about it, Trump is fucking over the boomers the worst. I mean everyone gets fucked except the Billionaire class but Boomers with 401k that need to retire in the next 4-5 years are absolutely fucked.

If the cattle are too stupid to accept some momentary short term pain for vastly greater prosperity then, well, they deserve to eat shit simple as. Trust. The. Plan.

America imposes tariffs and the entire world watches and seethes. Europe is laughably irrelevant.
Europe can't do SHIT alone good luck dying to russia, Ukraine is winning right bro???? LMAO

Someone needs to do it, and not miss this time

Not even going to open the app today. Just going to pretend nothing is happening.

3x 20 year bonds are barely up 2%.
Nothing burger, no recession

Who said they were? Those people in Mississippi and West Virginia are not universally toiling in factories. If we're talking about competing for bugman jobs, China is going to win by virtue of having more bugmen.

so many seething demonrats in this thread, kamala lost, the jews lost

jesus christ

Europe we will finally start re-arming

When?

Are the big genius business daddies Trump and Elon going to tuck you in? Elon can regale you with tales of how he will save the economy and maybe about that time he was THE GREATEST Path of Exile 2 player in the world.

reuters.com/world/us-officials-object-european-push-buy-weapons-locally-2025-04-02/
Rubio boy has been crying that EU is no longer buying US weapons

Maybe do that for the next 12 or perhaps 20 years

the jews lost

Lmao

Thank you for ruining everything, President Cunt

Eh I am still young

I'm done for the day, another series of arguments where Americucks' only retort is "y-you're just mad because we're so important". Note they never had a rebuttal for the typical "wot about mudslimes" argument. Enjoy your blacks, hispanics, and collapsing economy.

Fake news

this but for the next for years going to pick up gaming or something

Wow more nice head canon anon. In your world everyone that disagrees with you must act as mentally ill as you do too. Neat! Except most people don't really care though.

euro markets red, no one cares

american markets red, seething euros care

Weird how that's always the case

Paycheck to paycheck people are still going to their all of their paycheck into random shit they didn't need. They aren't suddenly going to be wiser and save their money for a rainy day. The question of a stock's value is if the company's strategy is worth investing in, is it not? Inflation already increased price of goods, but line still go up. That's my overall argument.

Why is premarket so calm this morning? This I don't get. It opened exactly where it closed yesterday and it's just sitting there... doing nothing.

The candles can´t spot you if you don´t move anon.

euros not buying American weapons must mean they are rearming

Yeah that doesn't mean shit. Show an article that says when you guys will "rearm" already and go die for some corrupt country.

1 million Americans are behind on their mortgage, the highest in 20+ years.

Should i short at open? TSLA?

Go die for some corrupt country

Like Israel?

Go ahead and screen cap it otherwise stop larping

6.1*

Why do you think Americans don't care for this stupid Ukraine shit, most Americans don't want to support israel either but for whatever reason you dumb faggots want to make Ukraine your Israel.

invest in AI! It will take copywriters jobs, developers jobs, managers jobs, it's the future of techno-

NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAAAAAT

most Americans don't want to support israel either

Cope

Bitcoin has outperformed the entire mag7. Strategy has outperformed bitcoin

Ok faggot how many protests against israel are happening in Europe again?

Because Ukraine is a European security concern. Fuck off mutt even the democracts are ziocucks.

How many USA troops are dying in ME vs EU troops in Ukraine?

I'm Irish and I see pro-Palestinian protests every week.

Nobody rides for free.

futures

Yeah and it's retarded but no one is arguing for that except you because you want to change topic since you don't actually have a good argument for Europe "rearming" and getting into a war with Russia.

Then why become energy dependent on a country that is a potential advisory and security concern? That makes you fuckers seem even more inept and cucked but whatever, if it's anything like the retarded world wars started by Europe then America will come in and make money off Europe for the next 100 years again off of their pointless wars.

Yeah most people in most countries aren't pro israel but it wouldn't surprise me either if the irish government doesn't pay lip service to jewish people or the israel since one thing is for sure, the irish government doesn't give a fuck about the irish either.

Wants to insult others with go die for some corrupt country.

Cries when pointed out that Americans are dying for Israel

You funny man

Stocks are pretty low T desu. Why don't you guys just sell it all and go into oil industry? Wear a cowboy hat and get in wars with cartels in the desert. Very high T place. Imagine going out like warren buffett or charlie munger when you could just get blasted by a cartel sniper in a shootout. Real valhalla death jesus would approve of fighting demons larping as big boss instead of staring at charts and lines playing womans astrology.

We shouldn't be adversarial with Russia. I think it would be great to ally with them. But when they invade European territory they need to be sent a message that it isn't acceptable. Otherwise you're basically saying that Russia can run roughshod across all of Eastern Europe if you don't support the strongest military there

Oil is dumping mr landman

lots of weapons means going to war

that is now how it works, isolationist faggot

Yeah nice head cannon again anon, someone agreeing with you that dying for israel is retarded must be crying too like you are crying over ukraine. You haven't made an argument why europe should engage in a pointless war over ukraine.

He is deranged. Trump has shown he is deranged with these tariffs and morons like him think Trump is playing 4D chess. He is uniting everyone against USA. China, Japan and KR working together is some groundbreaking stuff.

rearming doesn't mean rearming

Big brain take here

And yet 0 European soldiers have died. While USA is preparing to bomb the shit out of Iran for Israel. Tell me more about "pointless wars" anon.

If Iran gets blown up Russia loses a key ally. Pay up europoors we're doing your dirty work again

Ukraine isn't even part of the European Union and no one gave a shit when they took Crimea or any of the other shit Russia did over the years. It's retarded to pretend like some line has been crossed when you aren't even ready to retaliate yourselves...

is it time to buy yet? or can we go even lower?

More like their Jewish masters don't want Iran to have a nuke

Yeah because that's what our argument was originally about you goal moving faggot. Once again why are european leaders saying europeans should die for ukraine?

yes

Once again why are American leaders saying Americans should die for Israel?

Shit open yet in the new world cuh

is it even possible to short S&P500 ETFs?

Ok faggot, have fun being a disingenuous retard. No one brought up israel other than you because you don't want to discuss why you think Europeans should die for Ukraine. Congrats on avoiding the original topic of conversation and moving your goal posts.

futures

buy SPXS

Because Israel is a democracy.

Nike is down 12% in premarket lmao

Based

sweatshop milionares deserve to hang

You seem upset

You are doing this for your jewish masters, not us.

you seem upset

Chud posting

Predictable as USA siding with Israel

Jobless claims just came lower than expected

Good morning /smg/ Let us all pray for maximum suffering today.

Chud posting

Predictable as USA siding with Israel

Ah so we're definitely crashing then

Jew gets named

Starts crying

Hmmmm

Jew gets named

Starts crying

Hmmmm

This guy is really upset the jew got named huh?

Jews lost the moment trump won

This guy is really upset the jew got named huh?

More Americans are about to dying in an Iranian war. Sure they "lost"

More Americans are about to dying in an Iranian war. Sure they "lost"

Trump is the biggest jew dick sucker there is.

Enjoy poverty, uneducated MIGAtard

He is in full copium spam. Just ignore him.

they trust what the government says

but but it’s ok if trump says it!!! Reeeeee!!!

Get the boosters, incels!

Enjoy poverty, uneducated MIGAtard

Holy mother of Jesus

He is in full copium spam. Just ignore him.

poverty is wealth

Get the boosters, incels!

Ironically enough Trump used to promote the vaccine until MIGAtards booed him on stage because of it. MIGAtards are even dumber than Trump.

Lutnick bro, you didn't answer a single thing.

Trump is a true Christian president after all.

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE BUYING OR SELLING OR BUYING PUTS OR CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sell sell sell
Unless you think Trump is going to reverse his tariffs.

buckle up buck-a-roos

Sell sell sell

Unless you think Trump is going to reverse his tariffs

Nobody is gonna buy shitty American cars bro.

What to buy during this dip? Nvidia? Or something else that will "surely" rebound?

you have to accept that it doesnt matter
selling or buying you're fucked

What company do you think will make more money in this economy?

Bought TZA calls at open yesterday

Lost 5k over the day

Decide to double down at end of day because the pump was dumb and made no sense

Should be a nice gain at open

MAG7 will never fail.

What company do you think will make more money in this economy?

10 year yield plummeting

I bought a used Ford a few years ago. Thank god I had insurance and extended warranty on it as repairs and replacements cost more than I paid for it initially.

Is there a company that specializes in torches and pitchforks?

good, I hold TLT

bro they are sucking me dry

GDP at the cost of GDP per capita is wealth

33PBTID

Jeepers anon are you alright?

I'm just buying gold and bonds, stocks are going to get nuked by this retard President

Calls on TESLER

European leaders are starting to think the best way to retaliate is start targeting tech corporations

Why do yields keep going down when they should go up

basedduels in my /smg/??
we’re crashing

He should have retaliated 100% to end this retarded market once and for all.

My guess? Other countries are dumping their treasury bonds at a large scale now.

33% tariffs

Put 40k into dividends that give 5% every 3 months

Get 8k a year back

Why doesn't everyone do this?

Blumpf calling tariffs off 5 minutes before markets open

What kind of Ponzi stock has a 20% yield?

Did he reduce income taxes by 33% too?

Your 5% just got wiped by any the tariffs increase. You need to make more than 25% on your investment to just have the same buying power.

I thought they pay out 5% every 3 months?

That's equivalent to a 20% yield, no?

inverse ETF's, volatility index derivatives, anything that goes up when everything else goes down.

Ponzi stock

Rio tinto and gives 6% and loyds bank gives around 4%, i wouldn't call these Ponzi stocks

If he does it, he needs to be removed from office and we need to have another election. he's flip flopped 300 times in 4 months and it's clear his brain is gone. what's worse is he isn't able to be controlled like Biden either, the retard will just go and go without listening to anyone

What are the chances of the usa market bouncing up after it opens? put money on bear tesla yesterday and got some alright gains so im thinking if i should pull out now or wait til later

You seem to be confused about yields. That 6% is the annualized dividend. This dividend is paid out in four installments per year, so 1.5% each time. A dividend of 6-7% is pretty high and usually unsustainable. 20% is definitely a Ponzi. I can't be bothered to actually check Rio Tinto's history.

pay renbt

Is this the $13 SOXL waiting room?

none
perks of annoucing tarriffs just after the close

brainlet

It's actually over kek

also a brianlet

-1,300 now. Fun day today!

I really love the opportunity to get bargins soon. I'm going to slurp the fuck out of this dip. I'm going to absolutely suck the cock off the dip and have the slurpies in my mouth. Dip those cheap stocks in my mouth in and out yeah. Don't even talk to me come back to me in six months and we'll see who is laughing

its gonna be a long red week isnt it. well time to see if i can get some savings at least

it hasn't even begun yet lmao

DCAing into TQQQ

have run out of money to DCA

average cost well above current price and it keeps dropping

there goes all the money I was going to buy a house with

My mistake, thanks for the info. Guess dividends don't seem that worth it.

Always knew that I would get to witness the end of the golden age of america, just didn't think it would be so stupid.

Other countries are dumping their treasury bonds at a large scale now.

Aren't that pretty apocalyptic in a long term?

What's the alternative?
Pray that USA comes to their senses?

6 months

I guess the children that started trading during covid haven't lost hope yet.

winning bigly aren't we folks

trust the plan

You over-estimate the ability of America to impose conditions, you are not going to like what comes next burgerman

I traded all throughout COVID. Just did the opposite off what SMG says and I made thousands

The most american stereotype president is destroying America from the inside

peak irony

Our reciprocal tariffs are HALF of what other countries charge us

How is that working out for you?

Puts currently set to give me 700 in profit this morning but if DIA dips another percent I’m looking at several thousand so I’m praying (sorry to bulls)

And I traded all through the great recession. We're not getting another V shaped recovery.

Well, at least it's a buying opportunity. Best of luck to you, Bobo-kun.

thechinaacademy.org/chinese-immigrants-in-europe-are-queuing-to-return-home/
euroshit's sweating rn

KEK SOXL FAGGOTS LMAO

Damn i'm not even in the market and I'm getting scared, even if Trump backs out it feels like massive damage has already been done

Market opens in 15 minutes. How will it react?
Cast your vote here:
take.supersurvey.com/poll5454249xd3074aFf-162

praying for breaker

50% voted for green both on open and by end of day

What in tarnation

I put 60000€ on everything going to shit today and my only regret is not putting in more.

Petroleo Brasileiro

Based schizo gambler

That's like what, $20 in freedom money?

don't worry anon
it has only just begun

Hell if you bought in 2020 you´d literally have over 100% yield lol.

Are you selling on open?

wakes up

starts to schizopost

Wouldn’t S&P have to drop 7%

It's been this low before, it'll be this low again

yikes

I’m ready to put on the financial channels and laugh my ass off

MAGA LFG!!!!!

What the FUCK is he talking about?

He TOLD YOU he was going to do this.

the market is going to shit blood

They're trying to pump kek

he thought the previous 2 dips was the dip

What in the fuck? They only have a four-year history of dividends like this but still, how the fuck? There must be a catch somewhere.

You said that in 2020

Your argument only stands if the money from that's acquired from tariffs actually went back in the economy. If retard in charge is to be believed that money will be used to lower the governmental debt i.e that money will no longer be actively circulating the US economy. Most of the US debt is owed to foreign nations who are just getting tariffed to hell and back and are less likely to put that money back into the US economy because trust in the US economy is eroding more and more by the day.

Get rich off puts

Economy collapses

Not sure what my plan is after but I'll have some fat gains for a minute

All this before he pussies out of the 20%+ tariffs.

The day was April 3, 2025. But most came to know it as “Black Thursday 2: Electric Boogaloo”

NEW

Id like to thank the Retard in Chief for the entertainment

In addition to President of the United States, it seems our glorious supreme leader is also an accomplished physician.
That or it's some sort of metaphor.

Lol

Was on an inter EU flight yesterday and a businessman looking boomer on the seat ahead was feverishly looking through his holdings of ~2,5 mil $, down 15% over the last 100 days holding only defensive stocks. When the flight started to take off, he put the phone on flight mode and literally clasped his hands in prayer, looking up at God.

On landing, he was sweating profusely, couldn't wait to get his phone out. I beat him to it, and loudly proclaimed "holy fakking shit the markets are down 3% in less than an hour". He turned around, our eyes met, and reflected back at me was the empty gaze of accepting capitulation as I told my wife I sold all our holdings mid February and that we're 100% cash.

Today we're writing history bois

CALLS are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP bros, wagmi

Put $5k into VTI at open
Am I a genius or am I a poopy pants poopy boy?

if you hold 10+ years you will be happy you did

Do it. Replace everything with open source or EU-based products.

Lmao senile boomer

do you even need to go that far? Can't the EU just say "Hey yeah, all of our ISPs? Google Adsense and Facebook Adds are breaching data privacy. Block them. All."