New Bill mentions oracles! GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!

WHO CARES?
WHEN IS THIS GOING TO MAKE IT TO A VOTE? 2027?

chainlink oracle services don't move the price of the token tho

don't they allegedly already make millions off this?

they're literally just saying that sergey is exempt from this bill. probably because he sucked trump off at that whitehouse dinner.
nothingburger.

Yes, Operating an oracle service is legally recognized as an infrastructure function, not a financial intermediary activity.

Chainlink won again.

again.

AGAIN?
REMIND ME WHEN CHAINLINK HAS EVER WON? HALF OF A DECADE OF HORRIFIC LOSSES

Not only that, but exempts *all* oracle networks under that provision.

Sergey just gave a huge boon to pyth, redstone, wormhole etc. even though he will destroy them in the aggregate.

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The US government is officially recognizing them as critical infrastructure within blockchain ecosystems.

CTRL+F

CHAINLINK

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FUCK OFF, PAID SHILL

Which oracle service has attended every blockchain event, hosted by the us government?

woah

damn let me check price??

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+0.3%

Hey boys - we're up!

YES ONLY 8 MORE YEARS BROS

BTC crashed again.

Omg it might go to 100k oh no
Sluuuuuurp

Ctrl+f

Still never staking

Is this enough for Big Serg and Ari to stop suppressing the token?

would this pump SxT?

This has literally nothing to do with Chainlink.

no the token still has no actual use.
idk what that is so why not.
the "or oracle service" part was almost certainly added because of Sergeys political engagement.

Fuddies are scared. They want this thread slid

In that case I’m just gonna BUMPPP

yuge

Subjective oracles

Are you surprised, he is high up in the wef. Any crypto on the wef site will be used by them.

LISTEN UP TWERP. AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS
EVERY LAST FUDSTER HOLDS CHAINLINK. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

explain this to me like im retarded

(1) Open Bill Flat
(2) Sit on flattened bill
(3) Take knife
(4) Cut off dick
(5) Use flattened bill to catch blood so your mom doesn't have to clean up the mess.
There you go :)

This literally has everything to do with Chainlink.

"When we say "oracle", we are definitely NOT talking about the oracle service provider that secures over 68% of total value, that regularly has been having high-level meetings with our officials, and is used by the world's largest banks and financial institutions. No, we're not talking about that oracle."

bullish for Band Protocol (ticker: BAND)

all this shilling and projects

15 dollar price

HOLY KEKAROO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

these niggas really are king made

14.50

Kek

Chainlink needs a fuddie that talks like the uhg goreleaf, as holding chainlink is among the most severe, painful financial gore in history.

I hope alts rise against it.

Pyth devs rubbing their newly formed vaginas while screaming out in pain like the merchants they are.
Pools closed, no build airdrops for you