How do I profit from this?
How do I profit from this?
You don't. People will simply stop flying.
people will literally do anything to fly cheap
there's a reason why RyanAir is the largest airline in Europe and has an insane profit margin
People will fly like cattle if it means they can get cheap tickets
you build a twopenny hangover inna airport instead of a capsule hotel
t. cattle
Fatphobic design. Should be banned.
it is what it is
It's not a coincidence that budget airlines are so massive
how are they standing? they have a seat LO
it is what it is
Until it isn't. There's a breaking point.
No fat cunts
No old cunts
No children
No fucking babies
I'm sold
modern society has proven that there is no breaking point
people will take anything
all talk no show
Give examples.
Not clicking that. Accept defeat, faggot.
name examples of people refusing to be denigrated for low prices then
I posted examples of people being cattle
name examples of people refusing to be denigrated for low prices then
It's called a "first class ticket". You would have never seen one, THOUGH.
Kek, lil bro looks tired of this shit.
it goes without saying that first class tickets will still be seated retard
I'm talking about the average retard, he'll stand for transatlantic flights if he has to
caring about average retards
They shouldn't fly anyway. It's bad for the environment, mmkay.
I had an idea for an airline where you stand up like on the bus
it doesn't cost them anything substantial to make a full chair, it's a humiliation ritual. Corporations get off on this shit. It's all about finding new ways to reinforce class distinctions, so the rich can feel extra special. Same reason why they make council houses so ugly, despite it being perfectly possible to build a non-ugly house for the same price, it's about cruelty.
Infinite luigis upon the ruling class.
it doesn't cost them anything substantial to make a full chair
That's not the point retard
You can fill a plane with more people if they're standing
there's a reason why legroom is getting smaller and smaller
ok but this looks honestly more comfy than those shitty normal chairs. Would happily try.
Spitballing here, but wouldn't capsules instead of chairs work?
- Easily stackable, fitting 3, maybe 4 high
- Cozy
- Get to lie down, nap
- Capsule provides noise and odor reduction
Where does the seatbelt go? It's right in between the legs wtf.
Correct, chairs are basically the same but you can fit 30% more people on
Room temp IQ
South park was really so fucking cringe
Good luck when the average American is 300+ pds and unable to climb a ladder.
Fine for short flights, some of these flights are shorter than a bus ride.
I was just reading this poorly and thought you talk about hospitals and I actually would prefer to lie in such a pot in the hospital compared to share a room with some other sick fuck
nightmare to clean and having food in there would just balloon their maintenance cost + turbulence and some crazy retard with a razor blade would absolutely nuke your insurance and kill this entire idea
Finally my long legs won't have to get cramped with that shitty leg room! Now I'll just slam my head against the ceiling instead...
Holy fuck why do they accept it
Alright new plan: each ticket comes with 2 free marijuana gummies that send you sleep, then they just stuff you into a pod and wake you up when you arrive
Covid
They accept it because, if they don't, someone else will, and the government will make sure that the person who does accept it is the one who breeds.
USA gov is doing this too, with illegals living in abject poverty 15 to a home while working less than minimum wage. They are willing to breed in such environments, so they do. That's it.
one row that can seat 6 people being taken up by the same space as two capsule beds
increase maintenance and cleaning by 100x making the time it takes to get passengers off and on hours longer.
idk chief yeah sounds like a brilliant idea.
I'd pay $50 extra to ride on rasta air
hell I'll even bring my own gummies but those faggots at customs better not take them away like they do my lighters...
Okay time traveller from before 9/11. Since when can you take razors in your hand luggage.
south park is the reddit of adult cartoons
Yay! More cheap third world tourists can come here from Africa, Philippines, Indonesia….
happily
Test
As if sitting on a plane is more pleasant.
how would they charge you for business class then