Currently worth 8 figures. My mom and dad forced me to get a bullshit degree and move out at 16...

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Currently worth 8 figures. My mom and dad forced me to get a bullshit degree and move out at 16...

Currently worth 8 figures. My mom and dad forced me to get a bullshit degree and move out at 16, forcing me into debt. Then they made me give my loan payments to cover their deposits. I was 26, a broke joke and women laughed at me. My parents kept telling me to get a 9 to 5 but I just kept buying crypto. They told me to stop and sell it all but I wouldn't budge. They would interrogate me at 26 even though I didn't live with them, saying it's a scam and I need to sell the 10k to cover part of my student debt.

Their loans are worth 300k, which I can make in a year just buying the SP500. My dad has had a heart attack, they have no savings. Not paying their debts to me is out of the question, but after that I'm not giving them any more money.

I also want to start giving 100-300k a year to charity for sick kids who need treatment. I know it's a money sink but fuck it.

I'm a sick kid, give me some money

Sure, send gofundme link and I'll evaluate your situation.

Anon how did you get so rich? And you should tell your parents you have 20% of what you actually have and help them out a bit its not their fault they were brainwashed by jews and couldnt see the truth. You should help them

Haha yes! this post will make the chudcels seethe!

Alright. Now time to have a goonsesh while I wait for the seethe posts to arrive!

I also want to start giving 100-300k a year to charity for sick kids who need treatment. I know it's a money sink but fuck it.

If you're going to do this, do it right.
If you're playing with small amounts (<8 figs), open a donor-advised fund. I use Fidelity Charitable myself. If more, consider opening a foundation. You can do more things with one, but it's more overhead.
Now the important part: Do not realize gains on assets you want to use for charity.
Donate the asset itself, choke full of unrealized gains, into your DAF or foundation (or even a trust. ask an estate planning lawyer for inspiration here. you could go CRAT, CRUT, or a bunch of other things.)
Ask your CPA why it's a really good idea to donate unrealized gains (and to line up some realized profits in the same tax year.)

youre a broken buck if you help your parents after all that lol

how did you get to 8 igures can you post your pathway to victory so we can learn and try?

Wow. I'm actually screenshotting this post and following it by the book. Wish we had more gigabrained workarounds by anons like you on this board but I'm grateful for your input.

Honestly it was a choice between buying a few good coins on Anon Babble, and buying a 3rd unknown one that was also being shilled in Twitter, which I saw as a good sign. I kept buying up all the dips even when it went down more than 100%. Surprisingly or not, the actual good coins shilled on here never pumped past a certain point and will likely take until 2030 to develop the real tech.
Still in the process of cashing out from coin to USDC and from there into my Swiss bank account I opened 2 weeks ago. I thought I'd feel relieved but this is a different type of stress especially cashing out.

Just buy a good bottomed out coin. You will likely not have more than a day to do so. Wait for a 2x from the bottom so you know it's still alive. If you want to make more than 1 million you gotta risk a few salaries, man. Sorry to say. It's not easy.

Also it has to be something that you think will be in the Top 50 when the normies come. Think what is their incentive to do so? It has to be a coin that's survived the bear market and is up, with a rabid community and public founder. Look for the next ETH, HEX, LINK and don't fuck around with low cap dog memeshitcoins.
Think, does the coin have a somewhat slight chance of solving the liquidity issue so you'll be able to cash out anything? Most of all don't get discouraged by losses until you find the good one.

e into my Swiss bank account I opened 2 weeks ago

i thought that was a meme? you can actually do this as an american? dont you need swiss citizenship or something

well my #1 pick for that was monero becuase once the NPCs realize bitcoin is a shitcoin that everyone including the govt can track and censor they will want something with actual privacy

Not an American so I don't know. All I had to do was document I had over 20k in my bank account to cover living expenses to get residency then I opened the account. You need a residency permit to open a bank account which is doable if you're European.

A bit too high a market cap, 20-30 million seems to be the sweet spot, preferably even a bit lower potentially. No doubt you'll see some gains, I do see Monero going above 1500 at some point in the future.

how often do you have to renew residency and does that give you the ability to buy property there to live year round?

I think it's 5 years but all I care about is having the bank account while I travel, plus nobody is going to close my bank account with millions of swiss franks lol, you have the ability to buy property and I have many friends who have done so however I still consider myself "too poor" for the really good properties around here

thanks anon this is a tempting lifestyle. i visited there once and really like it. such a clean nice country

They just have the best, strongest currency honestly. They've made some stupid changes deppegging it from gold, but even if the franc is like 5% pegged to gold, I'm holding it. It's the only fiat currency I somewhat trust, not euros or dollars.

the next ETH, HEX, LINK and don't fuck around with low cap dog memeshitcoins.

just wondering anything in your watchlist come close to these now?

start a charity instead

There are already thousand of (((charities))), my friend. You'd do more for the planet starting a porn industry with actual 10/10 angel-faced women like webmrel instead of the glorified jew roasties you see banging niggers in PH or Xvideos

Donate money to foregen so we can get our foreskins back and finally feel the things we deserve

All I had to do was document I had over 20k in my bank account to cover living expenses to get residency then I opened the account

Surely it can't be that easy to move to switzerland.. just by having 20k in your account?

to charity for sick kids who need treatment

You do know most charities are scams right?
Most of the money isn't used to actually help people
Just money alone usually doesn't help people anyway, you need infrastructure, education etc.
Even if you give the money for it the chance of it just being used by corrupt bureaucrats and politicians is high
tldr. make your own charity or do stuff directly if you actually want to help people

stick that shit in treasury bonds
before the gov't steals it
like 100k a year use to buy shit so you don't have to pay taxes

OK I'm in the same situation except my coin went to zero and I'm even poorer than I was before. Also both my parents are dead.

why dont you just say what the magical coin you already own and got rich off of is? is it because this is fake and youre a loser?

do zoomers find this attractive? those fake super rehearsed facial expressions and how hard she is trying to not look at the smartphone (aka the love of her life) is so creepy and offputting

she's doing a rehearsed skit
and she's cute

I'm a boomer, and I love her frankie muniz-like face and pixar expressions. Not precisely to cum on her face, more like aesthetically speaking

a boomer as in a boomer or as in 25

a boomer close to his forties

i just find it super fake and obnoxious. she looks like a video game npc or something

that's a millennial/x thoever

she looks like a video game npc or something

Make sure it's white kids. Give it to kids in Belarus or some Balkan country
Make sure it doesn't go to Africa because the more money we give, the more Africans think "oh we ate for the day, who cares about tomorrow, let's fuck and breed like rabbits!"
And now there's more niggers in existence to be sent here
I was tongue in cheek, but I'm serious. Vet the charity and don't fund the replacement of whites please...
Also my parents are the exact same. Over the years I've determined they truly want to keep me dependant for some weird reason
Maybe they don't want me to do better than them cuz they would give me "help" often that I didn't ask for, then take it away at strategic times I needed it for any number of contrived reasons and I'd crash and burn again.
This happened so many times too.
Like they set up a deal where id work for them to get a car, then they decided they wanted it back once I was doing doordash with it and making money.
Thank the Lord I now have 20k in the bank and could move out any second if I wanted, but saving is better for now.
(Also they used to randomly kick me out for years at a time on top of all of the car nonsense and it would force me to start all over.)
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I'm in 7 figure hell OP.
Does it feel any better once you've made it to 8 figures?
Also where do you think BTC will top this cycle?

8 figure hell is when you could almost feel rich-rich, but you're not there yet. So no private jet for you (but you can share a jet with other paupers, which defeats the point), no mansions in a few states perma-populated by frilly dressed maids (but you can have a sad summer house that gets musty if a caretaker doesn't show up twice a week to keep it ready for the few weeks a year you'll use it), etc.
If only you had 9 figs, you could afford to blow a few millions a year on the upkeep of things like this without feeling the sting of it. Just grind a little bit more.

I also hope to make a lot of money from my GHX, CREO, and NAI holdings in this cycle.

8 figures will make it possible to live a carefree life.

If the last token there in your list recovers and goes back to ATH, then we are making a good amount of profit