/smg/ - Stock Market General

jewgle edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

I'm not feeling this crab chan desu, I kind of prefer the crab being derpy than malicious

Buy Celsius

Day trading is dead he he snib snib

X-DDDDD

he can't trade a crab market

Amateur hour

RESPIRATORS

Trump and Ramaphosa are still fucking talking about golf. Meanwhile, I'M NOT MAKING ANY FUCKING MONEY. DUMP THIS SHIT NOW SO I CAN BUY.

Im not feeling any play rn. Maybe in 1 hour

Father was husband

Mortgage fraud

What has that to do with South Africa? Ramaphosa also was looking like

eeeh is this a question for this topic?

Snabbidy snip

will oil be saved if the jews strike iran

IS 20 STOCKS R OVERKILL 4 DIVIDENT PORTFOLIO!?!
FINANCE?? I DONT EVEN.

Can Israel just bomb the fuck out of Iran so Trump has to go to the situation room and get out of talking with this dumbass boss.

RRRRRR PAH
PAAAAAAAAH

Is he trying to embarass Ramaphosa? KEK

omgggg

21 stocks is the mathematical optimum, after that you get diminishing returns on risk reduction. I hold 1 etf with 340 but I just don't care+ most are very small %

at least this guy showed up to the card game wearing a suit boss.

Robinhood stock has been good to me lately.

he didn’t buy in after the gold event

he ignored robinhoods massive growth in retirement AUM

he ignored the ballooning number of gold customers

he ignored ribinhoods new managed accounts

he didn’t think that having the best UI was important

You can lead a horse to water but god damn it if you can make him drink.

Trump loves his genocidal dictators doesn't he boss.

All 10 from the Dogs of the DOW is all you need.

Don’t worry about us retail investors. We haven’t even begun to slurp

trump is looking red today wtf

Zoom out. Yes, that’s 1 million %.

nothing makes sense

This is the modern day Baldwin-Buckley debate

They replaced him?!?

everything makes sense

South Africa just called, they want their white people back!

Nothing makes everything

Keep coping boy

Thanks for the replies anons.

The Africans wanted the land, why do they want the farmers back? They must have their own farmers, surely

Every single South African I’ve spoken to has been desperate to flee - I’ve known Chinese, Indian, and White South Africans and they all complain that robbery, rape, and home invasions are extremely common and electrical black outs have become more and more common as well
Chinese especially seethe because they seem to own many of the grocery stores which gets robbed constantly.
Not long ago, it was a wealthy country with a good economy and infrastructure (and a nuclear program) but with a racist apartheid system and now it’s a fucking disaster on track to return to third world status

1,000,000 percent. Say it with me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

good enough to screencap good enough to sell boy

HELP ME TRUMP

wow volatility

US 20-Year Bond Sale:

- High Yield: 5.047% (prev 4.810%)
- Bid-Cover Ratio: 2.46 (prev 2.63)
- Direct Accepted: 14.1% (prev 12.3%)
- Indirect Accepted: 69.0% (prev 70.7%)
- WI: 5.035%

Not so good auction

All energy drink companies look like that take Monster the OG for example. Doesn’t mean anything if you didn’t buy your shares for literal cents on the dollar

TLT dumped

KWAB

time to buy SPY puts before it dumps to $589

Wish I had more byd. The price may be a meme, but the company itself sure isn't.

I can't even buy snacks on the weekends with 5% who would buy that give me 20% yields or I'm staying right here in stocks which at this point are arguably less risky than parking money in this doomed currency.

I bet Buffet wish he listened to Munger and held on to his bags

Initial Investment:
In 2008, Berkshire Hathaway purchased 225 million BYD shares, representing approximately 10% of the company's overall stake and 25% of its H shares (those traded in Hong Kong). The investment cost around $230 million.
Selling the Stake:
Berkshire began selling BYD shares in August 2022, after the stock price had risen more than 20-fold and the company's shareholding exceeded 20%. This sale has been ongoing, with Berkshire reducing its stake in BYD to below 5% in July 2024

Yeah I don't trust these Br*t honkies. I hope they kill all the farmers.

Max pain is 590

Why drop ?

PLEASE TRUMP DO NOT SIGN THE TAXCUTS, THINK OF THE YIELDS

classic 1pm reversal

CHYNA

I think all of China just got too risky for them because of geopolitics, but I have more risk tolerance than Buffett and bought or held some of the stuff they dumped.

Retard money thinks yield on a currency that's about to disappear means anything
Smart money is piling it all into stocks or crypto or gold to weather the transition to Trumpcoin FIAT

I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT'S RED
I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN SPY IS FALLING
AND THOUGH I KNOW BULLS DON'T APPRECIATE IT
I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN THE MARKET FAILS
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN THE NEWS IS BAD
OH, WHY IT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN BULLS ARE SAD
I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT'S RED

they bought

0DTE SPY 592p at +120%

WAY too much volume for 1pm
This is a bear trap

sold my puts a bit too early thanks to you

profit is profit

Very semetic market

I don't think we're going to 594 today. Sorry, 0dtestradamus.

Munger was right about everything except China. Valuations don't matter when the government decides private property doesn't exist.

AHHHH

What is going on. What's that smell? Is it Bear Cum???!!!

max pain is when it keeps making new lows

they should have bought the WOLF dip

youtube.com/watch?v=6JLQl3C6ppA

Fuck its my fault, I promised not to eat lunch but I had a PBJ today. I'll make it up tomorrow.

it would be so fucking funny if spy went back to 592 like nothing happened

+445%
0DTE is the key

um guys...? my gains...

US markets

US is not all that different with Trump telling Walmart they can't raise their prices

Sorry anon
But if you based your investment decisions on what someone said on this board not sure what to say

rip sold my puts way the fuck too early, my goodness

Wtf happened????

DIA -1.5%

do we even need industry if we have AI? I mean, we already have things, a waffle iron from the 80s is still good, and a car can run for 50 years if you take care of it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Remember China is the country that was almost about to literally win and then strongly considering killing Jack Ma from BABA for wanting to merge with Ant Financial and basically become the worlds most powerful oligarchy and they might have had to change the name from China to Ali Baba. So getting a 20 fold gain its like yeah I am feeling fucking amazing bye.

Now China is basically okay whatever lets just beat America until they die I don't care about principles anymore.

I still don't believe BYD is a real company though.

yikes boss

If it's any consolation there's literally no way you could have known or timed it especially with the market going straight up for over a month.

My meme ass 150 dollars up 33% in an hour

Times like these you wish you actually put an extra 0 there to get something out of it.

Sold at 530% gain.
Improve your TA anons thats all I can say

that dopamine hit felt so nice. Better luck next time musharts

he left 1500% gains on the table

Your soon to be regret

When I said yesterday that today will be Armageddon somebody asked me if I was mentally ill or schizoid. Yeah, I am.

Why are the markets slurping?

and just like that...

So any TA niggas can tell me why this happened? Im not going to lie, something was telling me were due for a big crash but what exactly triggered it

Guh!
Buy the dip

mumus back in the saddle hope you enjoyed your 20 minute handjob bobos back to filling wombs with thick virile pozzed bull jizz for the next 2 months

DO NOT BUY. I NEED IT LOWER.

Uh, Bullbros... When do we slurp? What do we slurp?

why is line going down

Back from lunch and my gains evaporated. Can't say the market is boring at least

fuck it, bought a 578p for spy

WTF IS HABBENING

"big crash" lmao lets get a -1.5% day w/o a dead cat bounce then we can start throwing around the C word

bought more

instantly down 1%

BRO why is market going down? I thought bitcoin hitting 109k means another 6 months of bull market who is manipulating this market?

Bull xistas? What is going on`?

is this the bottom?

I JUST HEARD A LOUD THUD FOLLOWED BY A DISTANT MEOWING

WATCH OUT INSIDERS JUST GOT NEWS. SELL ASAP

JUST SLURRRPED SOME HIMS AT 58

What would be the pratical implications of banning all cryptoshit?

WHAT DO THE INSIDERS KNOW

I WANT -2% NOW

I drove on a highway today and saw no semi trucks.
Some other trucks, but all with empty beds.
I called my uncle who is in trucks. He didn't say much.
Just closed his eyes and hung his head.

Look at bonds guys. It's rocketing.

it could go down 8% and retail will still slurp it up
WE WILL NOT MISS THE BOAT AGAIN
WE WILL NOT MISS THE BOAT AGAIN
WE WILL NOT MISS THE BOAT AGAIN

Yesterday

WHERE IS THE NEWS?

That was literally the easiest dip slurp of the past 2 weeks

Today

I have 20 583ps I got last week expiring Friday pray for me anon. I need this win to get back over 30

STOP THE FUCKING V RIGHT NOW. I NEED MY DOSE OF SCHADENFREUDE

It’s the microprofit 20 seconds from buy to sell trades for me. Chippin away

It's a big different, trumps words were empty and China has history of ack'ing investment

This has to be the fastest, sharpest V I've seen in a while

look at bonds

JESUS .25 to 16.70 on Spx 5850 puts that’s insane
I just felt like I won by simply not buying calls lol

Why no time machine Bill Gates?

Please recommend a stock i have 20 k for all in i wanna get rich plz help

Thanks for the callout king, going for another himz swing

bond market down 0.5%

long term bonds only down 2%

I don't get it

type shit you'd see if a fed nigger opened dey mouf. They've been slurping every micro-dip all week this is karma

We've been hitting lower lows all week. It's going to be a weak V. Actually it will likely keep dumping after maybe 30 mins to 1 hr

Interesting
If only I wasnt colorblind, what indicators are crossing?

WYHG of course!

Google and unh

NO THX
DONT WANT THEM
TWENNY YEAR BONDS
YALL NIGGAS
GONNA HAFTA
GET THEM YIELDS UP

CELH

NP, JUST HAPPENED TO CHECK MY PHONE AT THE LOWEST DIP LOL

I sold in early 2025 because I thought a crash is coming.
I did not get back in at -20% because I thought it's premature.

How do I proceed from here? It's spilt milk under the bridge.

I feel like staying out waiting forever for a correction is a colossal mistake.
Do I get back in slowly? Like turn 10% of my cash into S&P500 index every month so I can be back in fully within a year?

I think I need to agree with myself I'm going to do something, and then do it regardless of what happens in the market or how I feel about it down the line. Going by feelings is a mistake.

Bro I am fucking telling you millennials are about to run this market they are inheriting like 30 trillion collectively and they are pissed and obsessed with stocks. There may become a time when Wall Street will be the smart money but niche money.

wait until after the market reacts to the Israelis bombing of the Iranians

wait for us to retest -20% then buy good companies. I said GOOD companies not tech shit. divvies n shiet

Trips and we end the day green.

I was waiting for an opportunity to use my idle money. Perfect chance right now.

AMD

Oh no what have I done

oh no

Two -20% in a year after a full rebound?
Has this ever happened before?

MUFG

10-day, 50-day, and 200-day moving averages from different views.
The first one was each 5 minutes (yesterday). The second one (today) was each 30 minutes view.

I think the first crossover was an obvious dump. The one from today was less sure, BUT it was preceded by a crabby period of time highlighted here. Crabby periods always breakout in violent ways either up or downwards. In this case the crossover of indicators and the lower lows from the previous days indicated it would've been downwards.

The Bond Computer, Bessent do something

Millennials are retarded, and are going to put all their inheritance into shit like Fart coin and BigTittyGF coin

when were you when warm buffet dies?

I was at home drinking cherry coke when greg ring

'warm is die'
'no'

and you?

I feel that this is the dumbest time to ever buy index funds because of what bonds are doing and Trump vs China 2.0 might seriously happen.

Maybe I am wrong, I feel like Apple/Google are undervalued.

Google is literally batshit insane with Google Glass 2.0 happening. Google is like what if you took every fringe vaporware Chinese company and added it to BIDU except it is all real and it works making big profits.

Look at SPY in 2022, it did it multiple times.

Bear trap? Bull trap? I don’t know who’s jewing who any more

No also buying divies at the bottom is the opposite of what you want to do. They drawdown half as much so you want to switch into divies near the top, ride them down and switch to growth at the bottom

this aint a crash. this is nothing.

shitposting aside I'm really curious what berkshire buys with him gone

What’s the play with bonds? Currently I just have a small actively managed bond fund position.

i’m calling it a bear trap. we’ll see very soon tho

what was that?

IT'S NOT RED ENOUGH IN HERE

Buy a stock and ride it down

I sold out of AAPL in early 2025, that was my biggest position.
Held on to it since 2013 and only sold a few units once in 2015 when I needed the cash to buy a suit.

Over the years it became the biggest chunk of my entire net worth and I didn't feel right about that, also I'm not that optimistic about them. I bought before Warren did and sold a bit after he did.

crash?
red?
those achr calls i sold at the top are gonna make me a couple hundo tho

Could this rich frog faggot shut up?

LVMH CEO Bernard Arnault: Producing Locally In United States Is Advantage For Us

- Says Europe Must Reach Trade Agreement With United States, But Things Aren't Looking Good

- There Must Be Concessions On Both Sides

- Europe Must Be More Constructive On Trade Talks With US

LVMH CEO Bernard Arnault: EU Seems To Be Underestimating Seriousness Of Cognac Situation

- Says EU Should Emulate UK In Trade Talks With US

Just produce in the US.

They are gonna pivot to 0dte's

GUUUAAHHH DEY DUMPING BONDS CUZ DEY WANNA FOMO INTO STONKS GUEEEHHEEEE!!

RETAIL NEW SMART MUNNY!!

I'm contemplating spending a whole 1 (ONE) thousand on quantum computing stocks, if one of them has a Microsoft tier rise it could turn into a million or more in the future
Or should I just buy some shitcoins being shilled on Anon Babble and hope for the same

where else is a good place to put money rn
usd is collapsing
gold is shit
it's gonna be stonks

I look like this and say this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MUMUSISTERS MAKE IT STOP PLEASE WHERE IS THE SLURP TEAM?? I AM ALREADY DOWN 10%

I havent seen this me in years. Thanks

I sold AAPL when I saw that stupid fucking headset

Hopefully lots of small companies even if they don't amount to much individually. Getting harder and harder to find elephants

All this bond market shit sounds like fear mongering
They should just become a BDC or a reit and screw everyone on their taxes lol

What does it imply?

you dont have the patience to hold onto a microsoft for the two decade plus time horizon

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EVERYTHING GIGADUMPED IN 2 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I shilled mlgo yesterday btw

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

Check Anon Babble
Basically Trump just openly solicited a bribe from Ramphosa

Are you tired of winning?

just buy the fucking dip,it has worked for the last 17 years

but did you go all in on weeklies

i remember your post about selling AAPL and then it spiking up the next day

Down 15% , im gonna kms

Thought plan is to buy it on some other broker and forget about it as best as I can (will leave a calendar reminder on my email or something like that to re-check it)

If trump being a retard could crash the market we would be triggering circuit breakers
i doubt that'd it

No I put 20$ in kek

That's rationalization, no one cares about south africa. You could might as well say the dump was because Israel killed Hamas leader or because China wants to shut down the golden dome.

Madoff's ponzi scheme worked for 20 years

wtf why is hims freefalling

PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
STOP FUCKING SELLING
HANDS UP
LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS

lmao i love watching nu biz lose their shit on red days while I just keep trucking along realizing 3% per month. Oh is it red? I couldn't tell

You are now obligated to show your portfolio

Hasn’t it always been part of the fun to freak out? Don’t be a bitch

3%

It must feel good becoming rich at 287 years old.

Easy for you to say now. You in one year? three years? I have tried to bogle and buffett probably three times now. The stock moves against you for the long term, you doubt your original thesis, you chose the wrong stock, you change your mind, you stop giving a fuck and want to buy something. You won't forget its there until at least 5 years, but 99.99% cant make it 5 years with a position like that. But that depends on if 1k is alot to you right now. Best wishes in your investments.

Cuz i bought hims 2 hours ago

called every significant swing today but paperhanded all of my positions way too early

Ai yai yai

FLIGHT SLOW
PULL UP
TERRAIN AHEAD
PULL UP
SINK RATE
PULL UP
DONT SINK
TOO LOW
FLAT
TOO LOW
GEAR
TOO LOW
TERRAIN

Yeah I could've milked it a bit more but I'm not fussed, I made so much.
For a very long time I was on minimum wage and that thing going up every year was my only safety net.

Unironically yes, if you sold you would have missed the last gigapump reversal. Better to stay 100% vested and just flip from offense to defense

3% per month would be 36% cagr unless you need dodecillions at retirement that's plenty to get rich on
also he's larping

Schwab wont approve me for long options even though i lied help i need gamble

i theta farm meme stocks and slurp SVIX
no time to screenshot
i have to go poop

That's like a good month in leveraged positions or 1 day in 0DTE options lmao

hmmpf thanks

You didn't lie enough. They don't really care it's just CYA bullshit.

calling it nu /bliz/ when you fuck with meme stocks

really fucking glad I didn’t sell my SPY 591p for a loss, but kinda jealous of the people who sold for more than $150. +75% seemed like a good exit point lol

bad 20YR bond auction

is this a nothingburger or a somethingburger?

It's a nothing burger because rates will plummet once inflation is lower and the fed cuts

I want mr Biden´s stock market back, or better still Obama´s.

more than made up for in losses by doing 0DTE's you stinky jeet

ASMB stock ladies
ASSEMBLY BIO

It will be bought :)

i should’ve bought more UVIX

Best I can do is Hoover's boss.

fed cuts dont affect the long end of the curve the way you think it does

runescape cat
did you sell the WOLF yet? it shot up a fair amount

Id take that, followed by Eisenhower. The best man there ever was.

10 yr almost 4.6%

30 yr almost 5.1%

What's happening? Are we gonna default on our debt?

Can I ask something that's been on my mind lately.

Is there a chance, even theoretically, that the Fed prints money to buy treasuries while still holding interest rates high?
Or do they have to take rates to 0 first before they even consider the money printer?

Has this ever happened? Is it even possible?
Rates high to tame inflation. Money printer on to tame bond yields. Full throttle with the handbrake on.

Wtf i was 2000+ a Minute ago. Now its -900 again. What is thos joke. 4 days -

If the fed drops rates back to 1% and the 20Y stays at 5% then I will join you in the panic bunker

i didn't touch that shit, i've been shilling $20 celsius and advocating put options on it, boss.

Yeah until you lose half your net worth from a misplay. Gambling degens go awfully quiet when talking about the risks.

Did 0dtes just get more expensive because of vix?

WAIT
HOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

LOOK AT TIPS
REAL BOND YIELDS ARE NEARING 3% HOLY FUG

I take it back I'm worried

somehow literal gambling is now more profitable

lol, same,
also bought the premarket UNH picotop yestereday

how far out? june 20th has a $25p for $0.08 rn. bought one as a lotto ticket

Interesting question, but the utility of money printer to tame bond yields is questionable: who is going to want dollar denominated returns while the money printer is going? Demand would likely fall further and offset Fed buying of their own debt, meaning more inflation without changing the yield, perhaps

well whatever you call biz after it got raped by the sharty and then the userbase went home with the rapist apparently

What should I do with my $8000 bonus? I was going to blow some of it on a trip to Mexico.

the userbase went home with the rapist

That is the hottest thing I read all week!

Its time to short i guess?

Yeah fuck nu biz, not like good old fashioned biz from … let me see here … three weeks ago

this place has been great ever since the shutdown and merge purge
no more bullshit off topic image reports

If for one bought Victoria Secret's calls. Cause women will always spend all their money on dumb shit.

Finally, someone who understands me

Yeah, I screwed up by forgetting about key macro events (in this case, bonds)
There was massive resistance on SPY at 592.12–592.25 and I mean MASSIVE, purely algo. I knew this.
If I knew about the bonds auction, I would have said to myself, “this is the ceiling. They are going to dump”
But alas, I was too unaware today.

Take that trip to Mexico and become a conquistador

Alternatively NVDA calls for earnings next week if you are feeling ballsy

I'm boycotting every retailer that refuses to eat the tariffs. Fuck Wal-Mart, they want to play America last, well they can be the first to get boycotted boss.

But BigD what about all the honest hard working MIGA supporters who they employ in fly over country, you'd only be hurting them,

Well fuck them. They can find new jobs in the new factories we're going to build once the Tariffs do their thing boss.

the picture is related boss

"eating the tariffs"

that's not how it works kike, shelves would just be empty before anyone bothers selling things at a loss.
subsidizing tariffs is the solution which is just people paying for it with extra steps

0DTE Chad with losses 2 days in a row?

Say it ain’t so

It's been ok
the anti-anti-niggerism is erratic in its dispensations of consequence ergo I am disable to apply deep instinctual ethnic profiling to the financial advice I dispense here at a detriment to the profits of aforementioned rapecuck userbase

All this dumping and we are like -1%

After weeks of pumping this is natural.

Remember he told us it was going to $1000, no $2000...lol

pack it up bear market for 4 more years

Here is the trade.

It’s okay. This is just another learning opportunity.

make a calendar labeling all key macro events

No sweat. I’ll come out of this even stronger.

load up on nvda or no? will there be any earnings fomo to sell on from here?

is that even legal?

I've seen this a few times before. It usually signals even further selloff.

and quick too boss

MNST

Sorry man I got no change on me today

The Nose TA pattern

Oy vey!

ah yes the infamous Satan's Anal Traffic Cone pattern, seen in 15 out of the last 27 major crashes.

STOP FUCKIN BUYING YOU ASSHOLES

they can choose to have lower profits for a few quarters, or no profits again ever, the choice should be pretty fucking easy boss.

chat im scared

Bonds

BUY EVERY DIP

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

I just see the nose, and the hands rubbing, boss.

Drumpfs tax bill raising the deficit by trillions despite being the supposed LE GOVERNMENT OF NO SPENDING!! WERE GONNA SAVE UR TAX PAYER DOLLARYDOOS!! EXCEPT CUT TAXES FOR BILLIONARES WE NEED 5 TRILLION DOLLAR DEFICIT FOR THAT!! RAISE THE CEILING!!!

they can choose to have lower profits for a few quarters

they really can't, that's not how investor primacy works. It's quarterly growth no matter what or infinite lawsuits. Stop pretending you don't know how corporations work, you're part of the greed race.

biz retard discovers the bear flag

This webm is cursed. Stop posting this please.

Double bottom only up from here, BVLLs run this market, bears take the cuck chair, simply as. We are BWC chads and you are sissified, bimbofied, and clittified. Say hi to your wife for me when you pass her otw to plug your Nintendo Switch in(no switch here peak dominance) we are eating caviar and drinking champagne tonight, shortie I know you blew out your account don't worry a real man will pick up the bill and give her a good night *cackle*

I see a bear fixing a traffic cone that fell over.

real man will pick up the bill

simp

entered nvda
just the tip
would like it to go lower before pushing my dick further in

Nice gains

oy

It isn't simping because beta buxx alpha fucks, its only simping if the alpha stays. alphas take them out to steak and shake spend $100, fuck them then never talk to them again while beta bux is the one buying the diapers. Restaurants are the most Im willing to take a women out for, "a guy has never gotten me x before" is a shit test and I call it out. Its only simping when you are orbiting and she's manipulating you to spend the money, giving women a good time isn't bad if you're not locking down with them

Thanks my luck has been really bad since September. Hoping my new play helps.

PLEASE stay down. 40 shares of SPY is literally my only investment and I would welcome ANY sign that we're not in a fucking bubble. Past month has been fucking retarded.

you aren't built for this game if you can't even hold spy. Just go back to consooming

Hello I noticed line went down so I came to /smg/ to express my concerns. Why line down?

It should stay down unless Bessent comes out and says "China" a couple of times. How down now that's the question.

giving advice about chicks in bizrael

Based MELI

GDXY prior 12 months yield 38.39%

why can't you make 3% a month?

Is this the line you're talking about? This line is not down, sir, so fuck off. We've had enough for now holy shit.

The nose broke down so idk

stop posting that image
its anti semtic

the paradox of the market is more people pouring money into it makes it grow slower, best for the market is when most people are just mindlessly blowing every paycheck on debt to finance new toys all the time. I'm going to need all of you to start doomspending immediately and stop being frugal or saving/investing thanks.

watch the n-bombs

Freshly baked

it's shameless and embarrassing to bake an op around your meme stock bags, we don't do that here newfren

I haven't looked at my portfolio in 3 days

Mods are Gods....lol

entered nvda

you bought my bags!
i just got out of nvda at $135 on the way down from $137 after news from the white house said they're gonna keep restrictions on china on everything chip related.
feeling very good about it, was hoping it would hit $140 but I think I made the right move
their margins are gonna shrivel if the WH says they need to use more american-made components instead of cheap taiwanese/chinese shit, and gps tracking requirements is also confirmed so yeah i'm feeling good about nvda losing its mojo.
Fuck yeah this was a rush, looking to open a short if it breaks under $120 again after earnings

go back to your safe space boy

*boss

tripfag falls for low tier b8

as if you needed more reason to rope

NEW BREAD

NEW NEW KKK NEW 14 NEW 88

oh damn. i missed the news. just liked the blood on the chart. in at 133 a little. was gonna buy a little more at 132, then 131 ect because the assumption people will fomo back in for pre earnings

im so tired of you retards

Baking