/smg/ - Stock Market General

work but i like this weekend gig. i'm home now and the next door neighbors are being loud. why do greek people think it's their national and racial duty to be loud at all times? i say hey keep the noise down. they say yes sorry we are loud. then they resume being loud.

What should I be buying on Monday?

Alcohol

when soxl 70

Monday is going to be Ezy Money bitches.

I'm taking a tolerance break and its reminding me why I hate being sober

AST Spacemobile chads gather and celebrate losing less money than before while not launching anything this year. Two more weeks.

if it's late at night, call the cops
and literally keep calling if they keep being a disturbance, it'll get to the point they either get scared, or bad enough one of them spends a night in jail to chill the fuck out
or just give them the ol' jeetshaker treatment till they move out

Pain trade is sideways

Running a doge bot for gains

If Trump comes out tomorrow and says Tariff reset then you buy everything.

Keeping my eyes on the Swiss.

if xi's right hand man (the literal guy in switzerland right now) can actually broker the tariff reset then drumpf just fucks the entire world and says xi is now my best firned we are gay lovers who will now fuck putin in his asshole

i would not surprised

Why is Samsung's stock in half compared to a couple years ago?

tariffs prolly
or if it was before that, theyre losing android marketshare to google

just is

Imagine asking why in a fake and gay market

moneys always easy in clown world.

If you want to talk to the original /smg/ers from 2017 -2024 you can go to bant. If you want to talk to reddit's "wallstreetbets" and leftypol you can stay here

He thinks fundamentals still matter in the year of our lord 2020+5

There was a time when stocks were mostly bought for their dividend but we haven't been on that planet for at least 100 years.

Sadly this is the choice before us

None of you recognize the quads. Or anything in the post at all... you're all useless and should stop posting.

I hate you all differently, but make no doubt about for my ditest for all of you.

this.
Monday is gonna be green btw.

buy.

I don't acknowledge the digits of namefags

Boomers are still doing DCF lmfao.

muh digits

Namefag

Any thoughts on retiring early and leaving the United States? Like in theory I'm a passive investor. I just max out my 401k and IRA and hold about 95% VTI and 5% Bitcoin. Unless I greatly ramp up my spending I can probably retire in the US in about 20 years max at age 50 BUT my lifelong goal is to travel around the world. Not 2 weeks at a time either. I mean sell everything and take off for a few years minimum. I see online that people are retiring nomads and they retire early and arbitrage cost of living as they travel. In theory I would be able to travel, live on a smaller cost than in the US, and let the account continue to grow.

Americans could retire much earlier, but you want the fat wife and cardboard house instead of living in a rental in Belgrade lol.

really its the housing prices that are brutal

You could rent bungalows or simple appartments in SEA for tiny fraction of living costs in USA and bang asian hookers till you drop I guess. Don't know how long that stays interesting though so probably a good idea to develop a passion that takes you around the world and keeps life interesting.

I do have a passion for hiking and learning/seeing/visiting history/historical places. I'm not looking to bang hookers in SEA every day. Most of the world though is cheaper than the average medium sized city in the US.

I had sexual intercouse with 2 women over the course of two days (The Weeknd) One of she was 40 something yr old white bitch and the other was a 20 something latina. I had unprotected coitus with both and then robbed an Asian kid for fun.

I am G0d my nigga
Fuck u talkin bout nigga

cool

First time we’re in greed in 2025, you know what that means: time to FOMO in

they fumbled their latest chip note very hard and instead of getting chips act money, they now will be 3 years behind minimum

STATUS REPORT GENEVA: BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

JUST IN:

CHINESE DELEGATION SPOTTED HAVING BREAKFAST, STATUS TALKS UNKNOWN

EYE WITNESSES SAW TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT HAVING A COFFEE, A POSSIBLE SLIGHT TO THE TEA DRINKING CHINESE?!?!?! MORE AT 5, BUT FIRST

India and Pakistan, should we be worried?