/smg/ Stock Market General

You’re gonna be so mad if you sold now, bro. Trust me bro. Don’t miss out on the gigapump literally every single economist and analyst is just trying to trick you into not making money!

Based non attention seeker
I guess I have to stop phone posting now

Nah, you can use Chance or KurobaEx and those have built in filtering tools as well. If you're using browser to post here you're a fucking retard though, so let's see if you're smart enough to figure out how to install a .apk.

imagine selling right now

ngmi

redditor libtard iranian sympathize filters the baggler

can't even find the thread anymore because the baggler is the OP

way to go boss

Thanks I guess, maybe drink some water and take some deep breaths

Is there a way to save small business?

No, phone posters are always retarded faggots. You deserve euthanasia.

Prospects for a shooting war to tank the market?

india is the largest democracy in the world, the india deal will be the biggest of them all boss

This

Smartest Thing To do is fomo in long and keep buying dips. This is when millionaires will be made

Recycled joke kys

banner ads are good for the website and help pay for the servers, also Happy Tuesday boss.

inb4 we get the smallest economic backlash then Coward and Faggot DJT backs off of everything cries , LITERALLY SHITS HIMSELF, and gets us into a worse trade deal than when we started.

This market is so retarded that I'm thinking of just moving into long-term stuff with an occasional swing trade if something looks tasty. I don't really want VOO because I want to enjoy my money before I'm 70.
Bought CVX today while it's still on sale because oil will eventually recover and I'm confident in the Hess merger. I'm currently poor enough that dividends should be a blessing rather than a liability, but Yieldmax is fishy. Should I just park a bunch in JEPQ, then? It's on sale, nice monthly dividend (again, taxes aren't an issue), and has a little bit of growth. Should let me just be lazy until this all blows over.
After that, I guess I'd just buy some cheap shit that looks like it has potential. I was an early investor in BBAI, GRR, and PDYN (two of which I found by typing random letters into the search bar) simply because I had so little money in my account that penny stocks were appealing.
Is this plan really stupid or not? I'm just tired of putting effort into following the market because it adds a third "obligation" to my weekdays in addition to school and waging. Trying to decide if I should move before or after Powell speaks.

thanks
i want total Anon Babble death, this general is the only place i've posted in since the hack.

You poor pathetic fools panic when S&P 500 is down 0.6% on the day after a fucking face melting hopium rally, when a red day like that can happen during a healthy economy off zero news naturally a every week or so. You guys truly aren’t ready for what’s gonna happen in June when all the tariff fallout really kicks in if you’re rattled from such a mundane day

but muh mag7 stocks are bulletproof tho!

Do you retards not remember when Netflix wiped out 50% of its market cap over 3 months despite continued growth? Latest earnings data is meaningless in the medium-term. Growth is slowing, which is what like 80% of the last 5 year’s gains were predicated on. We will test new lows in a month, and continue to slowly crab for years sideways. We’ll be lucky to end where we are in December on the S&P, likely gonna end lower.

The tariffs on foreign films are going to help Netflix boss

I have to choose between two ETFs. One is SCHD and the other is KNG which is basically NOBL with covered calls.
I already have positions on both so this is just my monthly contribution. Which one do you think I should pick for this month?

Trump is gradually pussying out of the tariffs to save face.

investing into overinflated tech meme stocks and not expecting them to have massive swings

I prefer companies with real physical assets that can be sold for liquidity over memes. Thanks.

take it from someone who know Trump a lot. That man will never give up, hes never going to let the American people down. He's not the kind of guy who would run around and desert us, or make us cry, or say goodbye or tell a lie and hurt us boss.

The stock market p/e is over 25

nvm im slow

He is not caving fast enough.

It's intentional, the longer he takes the more power the US has negotiating with it's trade rivals.
It sucks but all we can do is grin and bear it until the hurt stops.

Doing this a day before fed is crazy. Bobos are out of their goddamn mind. Powel needs to put the fear of god in them

What did I miss? Doing what

Answer my question before I make a horrific financial blunder, you fucks.
My understanding was that SCHD is specifically designed for people to dump their money into something other than bonds during this type of economic uncertainty.

HA HA HA HA HAAA! DIE ECONOMY, DIE!

It's not intentional, the longer he takes, the more our "trade rivals" start trading with each other.

What are you smoking that makes you think powell's cutting rates and where can i cop a gram my nigga im tryna get high

Making money? Bobos dont hold stocks, so they’re not the ones selling.

the longer I sit in my own shit the more likely someone will change my pants for me

He doesn’t have to cut rates, just give some guidance and sentiment on the economy. If he sounds even remotely dovish about next cycle we will pump hard (then close red). Try to look at stock price action from FOMC days during the hiking cycle, it usually was volatile as fuck.

1pbtid

Art of the deal

even remotely dovish

Again, what are you smoking and where can I get a gram?
I don't doubt we'll have another brief intraday retard pump thoughever

DJT is definitely not gay or a coward, have you ever seen his wife boss?

Gold being up 80$ sure is a bullish sign

Sell both for vig also stop buying cc etfs, they are retarded

checked! Typically boys over at the F. E. & D. raise rates over the course of a Republican administration boss.

They literally can't replace the retarded American consumer

at what percent profit do y’all usually close option positions? I have one +30% and one +40% (vix call and spy put) but am considering letting them float through fed tomorrow. horrible decision or nah

are we still getting rate cuts by end of year?

The US is still the largest consumer market in the world. It is hurting other nations, despite what you believe.

What? Did that make sense in your head before you posted it?
Newfaggots should lurk, not post.

Potash and Lumber mostly. Some vehicle parts as well.
Sorry baggler, I am far too autistic for this conversation.

that was actually trump's second term, the fed's rate hiking pattern shows who really won that election boss

which one he's had so many?

We can get plenty of Potash from california, and plenty of lumber from states like Alabama and Mississippi. Why should some of our poorest states suffer because a Canadian dictator wants to continue his art of the steal ripping us off in trade boss?

No matter how irrational it is, AMD is going to dump so hard after earnings plus the Powell press conference. Going to grab a bunch and sit on that shit like a dragon.

Are you guys buying this V-shaped recovery from the pullback of the V-shaped recovery from the pullback of the V-shaped recovery from the pullback?

You are right lumber can easily be sourced from elsewhere however I don't think California has nearly the amount of potash that Canada does. They export a fuck ton of it. It's really the only card they have at the negotiating table. That and access to the artic.

US and UK close to trade agreement - report

kek, two MORE HOURS

My understanding was that SCHD is specifically designed for people to dump their money into something other than bonds during this type of economic uncertainty.

Most people I know from youtube and twitter who buy SCHD buy it for the dividend growth so they are dividend investors but they are too lazy to study companies and prefer to let SCHD do the screening.
Are they really? I planned on selling calls myself and saw those ETFs as a low effort option since I get the higher yield without having to do any of the work. I don't mind selling out of KNG and putting it all on SCHD. I'm not buying VIG or anything else though.

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT UK AND US MERGE TO FORM THE UNITED KINGDOM OF STATES

I'm not buying it Bobo. Stocks only go up.

They still wont agree to tariff. No matter how much the market is there. If it has a weak dollar and puts rhese walls is not worth it. People will just adapt to no america in the long run.
The trust is broken

if you have longs with 20x leverage that would mean you just lost everything

also wtf people post about trump all the time and the tard janny attacks me with post blocks? well if you wonder why its a bit dead here theres your answer. after the downtime many old mods left and rumor is they got replaced with indians that actually get paid to do the needful

Both Scotland and Northern Ireland secceed

If their is profit to be made in the US market people will still attempt to sell goods within it. It's that simple.
No one cares about your retarded worldview, politics or "trust". Only making money. Welcome to real life. Get fucking real.

Forget stocks, here's a real investing opportunity to pull yourself up by your bootstraps with

there*
whoopsie

Like a huge titted porn star getting a breast reduction, America losing its reserve currency status and the negative consequences of that are absolutely irreversible no matter how much coping and pleading occurs later on

no one here buying any Stocks? lame
i just bought 400 intel and 100 palantir. am i the only one buying Stocks?

the negative consequences of that

Certainly the consequences will never be the same, but will they be negative? That's the question. Maybe it would be nice to let China take the reins for a couple centuries and deal with this shitheap of a planet.

Potash from california

I thought they got all that from New Mexico.

buying

he doesn't know

Yes the total return on cc etfs is almost always negative long term, it's basically for purchasing income for retirees not building up, going 100% schd is better

Invading Scotland would be kino ngl

this thread is for degenerate options traders. if you aren't doing 0dte, you're not cool enough.

The US will start WWIII before it loses reserve currency status.
The American MIC must feed.

Sure thing darling

400 intel and 100 palantir

Legitimately, is this bait or are you retarded?
Also, long Europe, long US telecom

^^ just for 2 month or so. before something happens. i will sell gold if necessary

Don't call me darling unless you want to suck my cock. It gets me turnt.

Buying PLTR over $100 after the market has refused to go past its ATH twice this year.

something happens

Newfag

/smg/ is for wincing about politics, not discussing stocks ya dummy

America losing its reserve currency status

Retard

US and UK

UK had a trade surplus with them

You will be stuck at point 1 all over again

Total return isn't well calculated because I try to buy it only when it's under performing but I'll go for 100% SCHD.

What do we need from Canada

Enbridge is just one Canadian company sending oil and gas to the US, they aslo send truck loads of tricity into the US north east, but hey Trump do need the oil or tricity, his hair will power the US.

OKLO is pumping because one finance bro gave it a "Buy" rating

OK Anti Trump faggots you should be so lucky I am giving you this bon mot, at least Mark Carney can be gracious unlike you turds.

Check CURI - Curiosity Stream earnings today.
Check the chart - see that? Its called non stop gain train over 100% YTD and has actually never had a bearish quarter for awhile.

Its like all those gay ass internet stocks like Duolingo we have no idea why they go up but people really care about youtube ads they watch for some reason.

I am in somehow 10x 5calls for 50 bucks and lets fucking go who knows he who dares wins. This might be the quarter we hit Full Memetic.

Also check the options on SMCI shit is cheap as hell have no idea why its literally impossible to lose money I swear to God do far out 40/41.5 call spread for 6 bucks, do 35/36 call then do 32/30 put spread and you basically break even in 66% of scenarios, you make big money in 5% and lose in the rest. So its worth a try.

These plays are only for the real mothafkkkin G's who don't care if they lose 200 bones but earnings gambling ain't for the scrubs, the guys who don't get no love.

If you're buying long term then why invest in individual stocks over indexes? If buying and selling short term, why buy stocks over futures?

Sell Intel at 25
Sell Palantir at 135
And you have a quick 20% before the collapse

Scotland and Ireland secede

Would give Israel an excuse to test out their nukes to see if they actually work. Would be very bullish.

Canadian oil is a meme, crude needs to be like $60+ a barrel for it to be popular and the US is at it's highest domestic oil production it's seen in decades.
Fuck yo' tar sands nigga.

Not buying your bag.

If New York State wasn't such a piece of shit and let a nat gas pipeline come into New England, they wouldn't have to fucking buy electricity from Canada boss.

popular

I meant profitable
FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE TWO TYPOS IN ONE THREAD HOW FUCKING EM-BARE-ASSING

Afternoon pump or dumb?

A reporter asks Trump if there's anything Carney can say to him to make him lift the tariffs on Canada.

"No," Trump says.

Asked why, he says: "That's just the way it is."

Deals talks going well, bros. Pump it. Also surely we'll get some good news on the GREAT TRADE TALKS going on with JAPAN'S TOP TEAM from 3 fucking weeks ago.
Any minute now.

We're too far apart to get deals right now. Maybe the rest of the world needs to experience a recession/depression while they watch us Americans enjoy our Golden Era before they come crawling back to the negotiating table 4 months down the road, 5 months down the road boss.

At least we got 1 trade deal finished it seems. With the real 51st state

i only know stocks and gold.
futures and indexes sound too complicated.

i like Intel because i am happy with my new Chip and it will be great again. over 100 in 3 years. and palantir is just the all seeing eye. i manifest my dream-future. it wont bother me. as long as i have 1000shekel on my current account i am richer than all those credit-taking loaners

I'll buy leonardo stock tommorow.

k bros here we go

US State Dept: Important Announcement On Getting Aid Into Gaza Will Be Forthcoming In ‘Few Days’

- Says It Will Be Very Good News

Oh no no no no Baggie, the good news that he announced to announce and everybody thought was marketrelevant is about AID to Gaza

That's great, so why is rolls royce down today?

I was starting to miss the 2:00pm pump bot

I still don't get if these tariffs were meant to bring American manufacturing back or ultimately lower tariffs (this does the opposite)

Wow, you fuckers are so high off you're own migatard farts that you just have to flood the catalog with smg threads. Just use the thread you have until it falls off the board, what is your fucking motive? Are you trying to manufacture sentiment? Everyone already hates you fir ruining the country and economy, fuck off

Looking like a pump, though a fake and gay one

The US Energy Information Administration (EIA) no longer expects to publish one of its major energy reports this year after losing some of its staff through President Donald Trump's efforts to downsize the federal workforce.

The EIA does not plan to publish its International Energy Outlook (IEA) — which models long-term global trends in energy supply and demand — this year because of a loss of staff responsible for producing the report, according to an internal email initially reported by the news outlet ProPublica. The EIA confirmed the authenticity of the email.

"At this point, you can assume that we will not be releasing the IEO this year," the EIA's Office of Energy Analysis assistant administrator Angelina LaRose wrote in the 16 April email. "This was a difficult decision based on the loss of key resources."

Oil and gas producers, traders, utility companies, federal regulators and foreign governments have come to rely on the data and models from the EIA, an independent agency within the US Department of Energy. The 2025 version of the IEO might still be published early next year, the EIA said.

The agency for now is focusing on trying to "preserve as much institutional knowledge as possible" with an "all hands-on deck" effort under which remaining staff will document models and procedures on long-term modeling, LaRose wrote in the email.

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

Where do people even find these dollar stocks that skyrocket 100% on the fast movers tab on t212?

bought $565c on SPY before lunch

go to lunch at some mexican burrito store

watch the uptrend lose momentum and start to tumble

sell at 0% p/l

go to the park for a walk

check charts

market pumped for 15 minutes

ignore and continue walk

get home

check charts

flat again

please just do SOMETHING

short SMCI for free money

Are you market maker? No? Then you won't find it retard fuck off

art of the deal

I just think its weird that half of them have a tesla tier cult bagholding them even after getting fucked over a week later

Where do people even find these dollar stocks that skyrocket 100% on the fast movers tab on t212?

Seems like it's based mainly on ticker name if algos are using more general LLM models rather than strictly quant models. That's my theory on why something like DRUG and GPUS moon out of nowhere.
I'm thinking of just going through every ticker name like that which hasn't popped yet and just pop a few dollars in to see if it's replicable.

Is PLTR actually oversold? They have a pretty website
Feels good to live on airstrip one bros

That would make sense. Like 90% of them seem to be AI or bioscience companies too which draws these people like moths to a flame

There is less money to be made now more than ever.
Is a lose lose situation. Except people know Trump is out in 4 years. People will just eat the pain out of pity. That american profit is more risky than ever.

Trump is going to announce that only the first 12 countries that accept our terms are going to get deals, this will increase our negotiating power as each deal gets signed, countries will know they have to get sodomized harder earlier or risk getting completely shut out of the deal, nobody is going to be left without a chair when the music stops playing but this is how we are going to get the best deals boss.
#MusicalChairs #ArtOfTheDeal #DealorNodeal

0dtedumps beginning

THINK OF US AS A SUPER LUXURY STORE

WHERE POOR PEOPLE GET RAPED FOR BEING BORN IN IT

maybe if you're poor you shouldn't be bringing children into this country boss

Not casino-y enough

We need a lottery for top deals. More groveling=more tickets. We will also draw one super loser who will get a full embargo from the same pool

Why does he use the word "shop" when he means "sell" and not "buy"? Shopping meaning going out to buy stuff. I don't go shopping to sell stuff.

If a jungle couple can have families in Africa, Brazil, Indonesia, etc, I can have a fuckin baby under crushing debt boss

Oh wow the only country that has a trade deficit with the US

Another day, another Rheinmetall total victory.
1488 Hitler Was Right

inb4 this does looking nothing alike

inb4 there's no legend

inb4 2 years in the past

inb4 monitor is off

Huh?

Watch it still have the 10% baseline tariff. They just get reductions in the steel and auto tariffs.

Friendly reminder there is literally no risk or uncertainty right now

also was sehen hier

You forgot the dates

cnbc.com/2025/05/06/us-oil-production-will-start-to-decline-due-to-price-plunge-diamondback-ceo-warns.html

Oil bros its over

why stop at one boss

Time is reflected in the lines

Ketchup und Senf

And yet there is still profit to be made selling goods into the US market despite these tariffs.
Really makes one ponder your circumstances, don't it?

SRPT shill still here?

You are long the monetary metals, right anon?

stop investing and get out of debt first boss

Oil prices climb 4% on signs of more demand in Europe and China, Middle East tensions

Feels like every time oil drops too much, they start stirring shit in the middle east. It's like an insurance policy.

my NVDA breaking even

Et viola

Palantirsisters, I don't feel so good...

I'm just fumbling around with the letters you guys throw around. MSTY, TQQQ and SOXL go up with market. TZA, SQQQ and gold go up against the market. Is this correct? What other stocks go up when everything else is red?

Your ID says OWO, don’t get too sad just because they have 598 P/E

Oil bros its over

what will you ever do jethro

Bobo, you are PATHETIC. A mere -300 dvmp? BVLL. FVCKING. SVRGE BY FRIDAY. GET YOVR SLVRP WHILE YOV CAN!

SOXS

I made myself hot chocolate with some fancy mix that my mom's friend gave her. It tastes like shit even though I used the same amount of powder I would've used with something like Swiss Miss.

Bearish.

COOM

It tastes like shit

add vodka, lots of vodka

you are a biological male and you always will be.

Possible that he is, but a woman is not necessarily a biological female.

This could work if I wasn't a medically-mandated teetotaler
Good. That means I get to love 2D girls without the added complication of being a lesbian.

That’s true, this poster is forgetting about trans people, who are a different gender from their biological sex

if you're chromosome is Y, you'll always be a guy boss.

Carney's french is even worse than Trudeau's wtf

Bien sûr, il est anglais

Filtered

2025

still using a trip

just rope already

should I buy some AMD calls bros

yeah

Baggy's actually kinda based

Theyll say "uncertain because of tariffs" and megadump like all companies

I am a bear and I hope all the bulls in this thread lose money

When are American boots going to be on the ground in Taiwan to protect the American dollar

Fuck no. Buy shares tomorrow, though. Super undervalued.

If my unrealised gains drop below my realised gains, I will an hero. It doesn’t seem right that the future can be darker than the past was bright. I know you understand

gold absolutely ripping on sea peoples

yeah, i'm buying puts and holding overnight

IT'S THE GOLDAGE COLLAPSE

I'm going to hold my shorts overnight

gigantic market on close imbalance on sell side

Mumu, I hope you got out when you could.

Where can you see the imbalance?

I'm going to have sex

I got it from the unusual whales bot, it posts neat stuff sometimes.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today!?!?

thanks boss

Today was a good day. My WEN puts absolutely printed.

These are funds and not intended for retards

How many contracts did you buy? It was down like 70 cents

-1.25%, stupid fucking TECH. Earnings better eat

I had 300 puts. The position went up 200% by close. I'm holding through at least tomorrow, still got 1.5 weeks on the puts and I don't think this dump is over.

I'm thinking like they might feel pressured to deliver at this point
a good report despite the tariffs would be pretty huge

Can someone explain to my inexperienced ass PLEASE. Why is it always dumping 10 minutes before close? Is it just a dynamic of the trump market? Did spy always do that before trump got inaugurated? It only dumps like 10 minutes before the closing bell

AMD 80 EOD

Risk off and forced option closure

day 0,15%

ytd 8,47%

Sold some very green longs, cash now 35% of folio
Ready to start buying whenever

lmao I told you

So 0dtes are getting exercised?

66% profit drop

amd O_O

they actually implicitly released that bad statistics in announcement a week ago and it nearly came back to the level before announcement on Friday, I don't know who was buying it, probably bots and some retail retards that don't follow news

I just watched marketing skreli get margin called on his live stream. Called up by his broker demanding he send them 6 figures lol he immediately got off

it's recovering

Like just don't answer it

That's nothing. Look at SRPT

+0.28%
Green on red day is always welcome.

Just bought the dip on SRPT, thanks Martin

Where can I see closing order imbalance for sp500 without paying 8grand?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

No refunds

Depends on the brokerage but yeah bunch of shit gets closed

Sssh now gold finna have two back to back -1% days

ANET

This is typical of volatile conditions in general. The majority of movement happens in premarket, 15 minutes after opening bell, 15 minutes before closing bell, and after hours. This isn't a theory. It's how the market has functioned since around the 1980s.

God damn it how did EA make a profit this quarter

Filtered (for being a gross tranny)

mumus crying and shitting over world war curry tanking their calls AH after 9 straight days of retard pumping

Suck the cum out of my urethra and dont make any gay fucking moans while you do so

You're retarded if you thought there wouldn't be a dump.

You're retarded if you think the Paki v India war won't bring about more profit for my MIC stocks.

indian offshore team members went offline in teams
should i be worried?

Pakistan vs India is really none of our business boss.

You should be celebrating

They're off to do the needful

-0.8%

Pakistan operates a lot of US supplied military equipment.
So no baggler, it literally is our business. America's business. You are a patriot, aren't you hoss?

Are the poo wars finally kicking off?

would

Seems that way.

I don't want to see innocent hindus get hurt because a bunch of terrorists got their hands on nukes. Cease fire now boss.

jesus christ.

MIC demands blood baggler, we are just little fish in a big pond, catching the crumbs

Why do indians hate pakistan?
They're literally the same people

like seriously
they're all brown
i don't get it

Braaap speed

POO WAR I

That's like asking why do Ukrainians hate Russians boss.

Russians aren't white
there's a huge difference

Jeetophile admin

Going to sell to Pakistan

Their going full China and Turkish

One worships a blue six armed elephant thing, the other worships a demon in a dress.
Also arbitrary borders set up by the outgoing British empire and water rights.

how do i buy calls on mass immigration

whatever you say boss

They're crabs in a bucket, don't try to understand why they do the needful to each other.

Islam vs Hinduism
You forgot they are both conquering the UK

Leave us out of this one, it's been eighty fucking years and they still only ever think about killing each other night and day. There was no solution to the partition problem

couldn't they have not been colonised

no

I thought Jeets were already buying stuff from both the Turks and Chinks though?
Pakistan still operates F-16 and their own locally produced garbage planes that fire Raytheon produced AIM-120s and AGMs
Glad I have some RTX in my portfolio.

what the fuck am i looking at boss?

Islam vs Hinduism

Thing is even with India there's lots of muslims, if that's how they see it then why keep what are essentially fifth pillars around

Wait, so it's habbening, there's really a war between pakistan and india? Or is it just yet some border clashes that won't amount to anything?

Today: -0.06%
This Week: -0.07%
This Month: +0.47%
This Year: -43.23%

Shorted the bottom, but gonna hold overnight, already made back the losses in ah, will probably start off positive tomorrow now

If I get digits we'll see some nukes detonated boss

Probably nothing but they are retaliating so we're in the early escalation phase

I told y'all bitches that Curiosity Stream is the Next Duolingo lets freaking gooooo

Oh so maybe the market is just crashing on a war?
I feel like Tempus AI got turbo screwed I mean its a meme stock right? And beat in nearly every way showing nice progress in its businesses?

Maybe it will be up tomorrow crazier things have happened.

Can I at least get my SMCI puts paid off? sheeeeeeit

So orange nigger went from

We're gonna change our trade to benefit us

to

We're not reaching out anymore they come to us, stop asking if we're making deals leave me alone i don't wanna talk about trade anymore

A literal petulant child who got elected on his economic promises doesn't wanna talk about the economy anymore
Someone really should launch this retard into space and take the wheel away

yeah hold up guys it's actually happening? For real?? No way the poo wars started while I was playing civ

I always have money for trading stocks and crypto and I earn a lot of money doing it.

AMD has retraced all of its gains and is now going negative. Advanced Money Destroyer strikes again.

what the fuck am i looking at boss?

Every day the jeets and the muzjeets do a dance battle before opening the road gates. And then do another dance off when the road is closed again at night. They do this everyday for the last 70 years.

i quit daytrading 2 years ago, because i got drunk and burned it all in one night.

what is the current meta? i have about 1k i can spare on algotrading or good old base hit trading.

looking for genuine insider tips, help an anon out.

I hope everyone loaded up on defense stocks

It seems like all the big moves happen overnight. Most days it crabs during hours. So... the trick seems to flip a coin before close and buy either SOXL or SOXS.

the 5% giga candle just to get the bagholder hopes up...sadistic

EOD is not yet, technically

That's quite bullish, I'd say
Imagine all the reconstruction work

I'm glad I didn't panic sell
I'm now up $4.47

Billions must die

the war is starting

dassault has the most boring price history ever, has literally never moved even once for any reason in a trillion years

merde, I aint finna bag hold for ten years

sluuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

can we get $230 tsla?

kek

wtfwt?!

ww3 breaks out

ah pump

fuck yeah

SPY????

Is this some sort of cope pump or what?

Fuckin piece of shit

whomst?!

It's CHina again

US Treasury Secretary Bessent And Trade Representative Greer To Meet With China’s Lead Representative On Economic Matters Later This Week In Switzerland - Sources

• Bessent And Greer Will Also Meet With Swiss President Ketter-Sutter To Discuss Negotiations On Reciprocal Trade

really? why does the mere promise of a meeting pump the markets every single time?

Because pumping and dumping generates money

Thank fucking christ I'll be able to buy more cheap puts at open before FOMC

Those candles kek pottery

Says China

Kills your puts

It really is that simple

imagine thinking holding rates steady is not priced in

still here, not selling my LEAPS but doubling down

something
just now
happooned
@ 6:10
with NATGAS
that made it
suddenly
spike
up
then droop a little

but u wouldnt
kno that
bc u only
watch
gay stuff
FAGGOT

ridiculous

Bessent has been the only thing keeping the market from crashing completely

MY TOOTH HURTS SO MUCH ARGHH I CANT TRADE I CANT LOOK AT AFTERS

It's not about tomorrow but what happens afterwards

can you get it fixed?

this is a great time to buy!

The other night I had a dream where I was trying to pay an asian girl to have sex with me but she kept refusing saying she only wanted to have sex and didn't want to get paid. In the end I stuck my dick in between her foot and sandal but woke up before I could cum.
What did the jews mean by this bros?

Or the fact that everyone is still making money and employed and DCAing into stocks as usual. The market won't REALLY hit the fan until things are actually bad.

Buy NVDA

Its not pricing in a lack of rate cuts for the rest of the year

Fucking market. I just bought puts.

its doing
weird stuff
4 this time of day

maybe someone
is reacting 2
some DEAL talks
or could just b
some weather
reports or just
some FAGGOT
pulling leavers
back and 4th

it didnt move
a whole lot
but it moved
more than usual
4 this time
of day

Later virgins

saar wars pops off

futures pump

What did Wall Street mean by this?

i started the day
with just BOIL
and boughted
a little bit of KOLD
during the day
but still mostly BOIL
but u can c
what it just did
there on the end

The China meeting is like an afterthought in that it will do nothing, but market gonna pump.

these types of dreams are so god damned frustrating. I know there used to be a large lucid dreaming community before the internet died, but I think some of them had figured out the secrets to controlling sex dreams.

PAINLORD: NOT CONCERNED ABOUT 'WEEPING' AND 'GNASHING OF TEETH'

accidentally structure my bear spread opposite what I wanted, making it bullish

Bessent pumps it

Uhhh shit retard moves for retard markets I guess

THE DEATH OF INDIANS AND PAKIS IS A NET POSITIVE FOR INDIA
LESS POPULATION LESS POO

DIE POOS

i cant really

get off

on any dicks

less than

about this

Market is pumping on the relocation hub being bombed

These fucks better hope China gets resolved quickly

thank christ i sold my 5/8 SPY 560p at 4:12 p.m.

We will get 2-3 cuts this year at minimum

A third world war

Sp500 looks like someone stacked cubes on top of each other

moar
2
come
b sides those 2

I get it

fucking forex commissions

apples new location starts a war

apple pumps

?????

They'll cut rates when markets bottom out and unemployment is at max pain, maybe

China trade talks any day now

APOOCALYPSE NOW

Mumus, we are so back aren't we?!

So usa blinked first.

cnbc.com/2025/05/06/trump-trade-china-switzerland-tariffs.html
fmprc.gov.cn/eng/xw/wsrc/202505/t20250507_11616437.html

He Lifeng to Travel to Switzerland and France, Have a High Level Meeting with the U.S. on Economic and Trade Affairs

ice Premier He, as the Chinese lead person for China-U.S. economic and trade affairs, will have a meeting with the U.S. lead person Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.

Looks like China is finally talking to the US about trade.

It's actually impossible to make money in this market. Fucking Trump.

Crazy that a lot of these movements were caused by tweets

Or is that the USA panicking because the moves to nuke the dollar?

Loading up on ocgn and cvm any other dirt cheap pharmaceutical i should load up on?

t.

NO

NATGAS AND OIL

NIGGER

have u tried
not being
GAY
A
YOU R GAY

if u trade things
besides
NATGAS AND OIL

Fvtes. What color? BVLL! BVLL! BVVVVVLLL!!!

China was going to be there anyway.
Probably usa wanted a talk there siince it wont make them look weak in neutral territory.
Still is green tomorrow and then dump next week when "no deals yet" sets in again.

Nerd. Its only impossible because you are a faggot loser who tries to bet against the great USA and our great stock market. Only losers do that.

I begged from the bottom of my heart for a medium sized pump into market open to let me scoop more cheap puts. And Sminem smiled upon me and acquiesced. If only you fucking worms knew what it feels like to be chosen, you wouldn't spend your time beating off to little anime girls

No I can assure you they still would

Probably a little from column A and a little from column B. That is to say, the Chinese can "eat sour" for a long time, but they'd rather not. I've heard its already hurting their small and medium businesses as well, since they aren't getting orders now.
Trump wishes Americas could do "eat sour", but we really don't have the stomach for it, and to be honest, neither does he.
They've been trying to reel it in with austerity rhetoric like "girls might a couple dolls instead of 30" but that rings hollow for a lot of folks and it really doesn't play well.

Time to see how retarded this will be

This

That

SOXL chads, are we ready to hit 14 tomorrow?

SOXL is for NIGGERS
CHADS
use PROshares USD

Someone high IQ that can explain how I glean any meaningful info from "volume profile"? Like how do I use this info for intraday trades?

only 2x

Never gonna make it. If you aren't taking out a second mortgage so you can buy SOXL on leverage so you can reach 9x multiples, you're never gonna make it.

soxl will never hit 30+ again at this rate anyway

i guess

Basically, look at the spots where volume was highest at a given price. In that chart, you can see just about 558.8 was probably a good spot to buy on that dip before it spiked back up. You can see the thin volume around 560-562. So if you were day trading, you could buy that dip, then sell at 560. You can see that volume thins out above there anyway, so you really should be carrying trades from areas of high volume to ears of high volume (buys to sellers).

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

BIX NOOD

PIC
REL

Its very easy, all you have to do is sell at the top so you don't lose anything.

Didn't Vance visit India just a few days ago?

thats y
i like
NATGAS AND OIL

all u have 2 do
is buy the bottom
so its not
bottoms
all the way
down

natgas is even more spastic than the current market. too hard to time, and natty prices could raise or lower for any reason.

ye
thats y
i constantly
DCA
into both
BOIL and KOLD