/smg/ - Stock Market General

no rate cuts

future rate cut plans off the table, "we need to wait until more data is available"

he will say the sentence "we cannot make any promises about rate cuts or hikes", market craters the instant the h-word leaves his mouth

had some thoughts about china today (not necessarily about trade)

holy shit...kinda shaking I knew that I had that hard to explain "Gods Voice" in my head telling me to try to put down 3000$ to make 20000$ on Denver winning the NBA playoffs, but I ignored it.
I wish that damn Robinhood bullshit never existed.

The thing is its hard to tell when I have a wild hair up my ass or is Gods Voice. One time I had Gods Voice tell me to buy 0DTE calls it went up 150000% but I didn't trust it so only turned like 40 bucks to 5000, then today I tried all these stupid earnings lottos and might lose the entire 400$. But Denver could win and I will never forget it. It was at 3 cents and could get 33x if it happens.

Its still a LONG WAY from happening. Also on Polymarket I saw Jokic MVP at 1.5 cents and almost moved my crypto there but didn't listen to that either. Probably do better with those bets than any option or stock. FUCK

What does god say about SPY eow?

Dudes BABA is like on some life changing shit.
Honestly what is Jack Ma's problem? This motherfucker almost died in the Gulag the last time he tried this maybe China really is extremely desperate for anything to save their economy.

Alipay reported 100 million users for its tap-and-pay service, launched on June 7, 2024.

Last August, reports indicated Ant Group was in talks to acquire the Chinese online healthcare platform Haodf.com to integrate its technology with Haodf.com, which provides online consultations with doctors.

Ant Group also remains invested in its artificial intelligence ambitions. In 2023, it spent $2.9 billion (21.2 billion yuan) on research to advance its goals.

Ali Baba is ridiculous you guys should actually understand the insane monopoly in China they are building its going to either grow to be 50% of the entire country commerce, banking, technology or China will kill it dead.

They have #1 AI, #1 AliPay #1 Taobao best imported luxury goods, #1 retailer BY FAR in China, if they got Ant connected to them it would be game over. Maybe China wants them to grow as big as Amazon is to really stick it in USA faces.

Its legitimately unreal what is going on if you look at it deeper the more you go down deep you see the immensity of BABA's dominance in China this stock is easily going to ATH this year if various things fall into place.

I am going to be obnoxious and link this to OP because I need people to really try to understand this is the MAKE IT STOCK right now. You can actually get retirement on BABA.

I am not a financial advisor and this is 100% opinion but ONLY IF I AM RIGHT once American investment figures out how incredible Alis moat is its going to get so fucking real. Peace!

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i'm glad that RTX is my biggest position but why would a war on the other side of the world make all of SPY pump?

x.com/1CoastalJournal/status/1919516612899832180/photo/1

That's not buying new bonds, that's them rolling over debt. No money got injected into the economy.

Come post in the stock market general on 8 biz.

futures up 731,000%

no news anywhere at all whatsoever

Sóyjak dot party slash biz is better.

Mexico reached an agriculture deal with the U.S.

QNTM DRS numbers up 3.1% to 16.2% in 2 days

Just casually locking the float on a 20m microcap for shits and giggles. Join the ride!

Bessent is meeting with the Chinese later this week. And this time the Chinese are saying this too, not just him

Is there something weird going on in the markets lately? Because I've been exceptionally horny...

Guy on r9k found out how to be rich trading
Just copy his strategy that he test and you too can be rich

I’m kind of confused at this point why we haven’t had another Enron.
Retailtard bulls are literally buying the dip on every cheap piece of shit stock that is for sale.
They couldn’t care less what’s going on in the 10k or the economy at large.
If I was a banker I would be IPOing my neighbors plumbing company saying he installs AI toilets and just make up the financials.
I don’t see why more people aren’t doing it.

Scottem Bessentem is linking up with Pu ShiZhiTee, need it or keep it?

They don't need to cheat. Trump made it all legal.

That's not what happened to Enron.

NEED IT, except it's fucking my puts for the FOMC meeting tomorrow, so keep it

Retarded shill attempt.

Bvll~
Fvcking~
Svrge~
Stvpid fvcking Bobo will never learn~

futures

I'm up 10% this year faggot, because I trade instead of sitting there like a pussy hoping the market blesses me with some particular move. I just enjoy ranting about retarded moves.

Buy at the start of the day, check every other hour to see the line still going up. If it looks like the line is going down, sell I don't care if it pumps later. I will take the 5 dollars rather than lose twenty again.

I just bought the dip, did nothing else and I'm up 12%

henlo mister jerome
i am a loyal fan maybe your biggest fan
please give your fan club a sneak preview
thank you sir

What if it goes down as soon as you buy

Yeah and if it was down 12% you'd be down 12% and I'd still be up 10%. That's why I was up 40% last year and the year before and up 30% in 2022, while you were there shitting and/or cumming based on whatever the market did completely out of your control.

I was up 40% last year and the year before and up 30% in 2022

prove it

things look terrible but the market keeps going up

What in the fuck is going on? I'm up since I bought the dips but this makes no sense.

Ate a bunch of beans and brussels sprouts today, how do I long my own natural gas?

too many retail traders

It will pump back up eventually. As long as Trump keeps fucking the market everything will continue to pump and dump like a roller coaster

Same thing happened back in 2008 before the real crash

this time is unironically different

reminder
that JOHN ROCKER
promised to
run a hose
from his bussy
2 his mouth
and huff his own NATGAS
and still has not
delivered

the closest
we will get
is macedonia anons
lego depiction

Why would it be down when people are still all employed and pouring cash into stocks? THINK, ANON!
The Big One only happens when YOU all are unable to slurp, when YOU all need to sell just to not go homeless. Not before. It's all just corrections and crabbing until then.

Well shit is about ti get extremely expensive soon, such as normie products like gaming consoles, and none of that seems to be priced in. Are people just forgetting that the tariffs still in place and products are about to go way up in a few weeks?

thats what all the girls say

not touching 8ch and the sharty is insufferable, only issue is that Anon Babble is not too long for this world
modern day Enron would be openAI but openAI is a private company. also all the related companies offer other things besides centralized LLMs, like cloud bullshit.

doesn't matter
still 164 million people pouring a percentage of their paycheck into stocks every week.
people will just buy less random cheap plastic chink garbage and video game toy computer components, which will have no real affect on their lives long-term.

we need mass unemployment to have a real crash and a REAL discount on stocks. If you're still thinking you've got plenty of cash to slurp, the big one won't happen yet, unless you are vastly insulated from the economy somehow.

It would be pretty funny if at the end of his press conference, Jerome said

don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe

what would the market do if jerome walked on stage and his tie is just a cut-out of a big black cock

My job is one of the safer ones, so I'll have the same decent amount of cash to slurp whatever I want, I just don't want to be buying shit up during a bulltrap when I could've waited.

i think economic slow down is coming, tariff impacts are probably just starting to be felt by businesses .
Its gonna be insidious and creep up in all sorts of services and items. computers are more expensive will add on to all services essentially.
The slow down will lead to layoffs
the lay offs will lead to people pulling money out and stock decline. I think there are already signs of reduced liquidity in the system with all the shitcoiners complaining incessantly about shitcoins not pumping.
Then you read that they are taking out loans on bitcoin to buy more bitcoin.

good job asshole, now I can;t stop imagining jerome telling trump to do the thug shaker

people are still buying because they're expecting trump to remove the tariffs anytime now, which very well might happen. he's an egotistical retard but he can't ignore it forever.

or maybe
he could say
RAISIN

then we wud
kno that he is
BASED
and was with us
during the
dark times

i dont think thats true though. He wants to keep a baseline 10% for revenue generation, he keeps on saying that again and again. I would take him on his word for that peace. This whole situation has taught me that Mr.Market is just straight up retarded, and that he can stay insane longer than I can stay solvent.

Just sell puts. If the market keeps being retarded bull mode you can make premium. If the market tanks, you got paid to buy stuff. Win-Win.

checked
Was just over there to see how the /smg/ thread was getting on. It's nine days old and dead as dead can be.

He doesn't just want to keep that 10%, he needs to keep it. If he gets his way and passes that giant tax cut bill, the only way he can possibly balance a budget is with the added revenue from tariffs.

yeah this is the smarted move. I have been selling puts at levels i would buy.

it was
a nice place
2 visit
but wudnt
want 2 live there

I've been looking at SOXL. It's trading at like 12-13, ATH is 70, and it always bottoms at about 8, so I've been selling $9 strike puts. Even $10 would be ok honestly. You could get more aggressive with 11 or 12 puts but then you might wanna set up a vertical instead and buy a lower put as a sort of stop loss in case things really go in the shitter.

when did Anon Babble start allowing this?
they’re still doing tranny shit tho, right?

its probs
a TRAP
and
TRAPS R GAY

Threadly reminder that Anon Babble is the financial arm of Anon Babble. Always has been.

how epic of a shit is the stock market going to take tomorrow over the poo niggers bombing each other?

market don't care

when did Anon Babble start allowing this?

pedos from bant/smg/pedos were lonely because everyone left their pedo thread, so they are shitting up this thread. The pedo jannies like it though

somewhere
out there
a jimmy
is rustling

The pedo jannies like it though

no, I always get banned for that

market takes a shit whenever there’s war stuff

it's not porn scoops, it's just an anime girl in a swimsuit.
Your porn posting is based though

I hate gold

Any us official meets or tweets about China

-1%

Last week's pump was just an usual bear market rally. It isn't based on anything besides people buying le dip after a crash.
This week was set to be a swing downwards based on technicals but it just so happens that Bessent has China news every time the line goes down. The Trump administration also just so happens to dump these massive market movers after markets close, by accident.
Now it is genuinely uncertain if the line will keep going down in the near future or the retarded rally will keep going.
We are about to reach the breaking point where supply chain will break due to the tariffs and inflation will skyrocket, but by then Bessent will come and say he gave a blowjob to Xi and swallowed and SPY will pump +15%.
What is especially retarded about Trump's market is that the fed doesn't even need to turn on the printer to make the markets rally. It's all literally tweets and news that don't even need to be true or change the situation on the ground.

Market only cares if the parties involved are important to international commerce or oil. And even then generally minimally. Otherwise war is neutral leaning bullish for US equities.

I won’t dispute that the show is pedobait degenerate trash but the character is supposedly 18. Let that sink in lol

i need SPY to go down, like a lot. just for one day. for no particular reason. thanks.

Bearish for the USA if all the Indians get wiped out in nuclear war and start demanding higher pay and shit

we r already
breddy close
2 being able 2
replace the poos
with small shell scripts
and physical
bots 2 assemble
iphones
and dolls

If that was the only news it would dump. It was dumping hard when it happened.
But now all eyes are on the China shit + the fed meeting.

nigger you are the retail

how you can see gold up almost 30% in 4 months and think it isn't overbought as fuck? Of course it's going to want to go down at any excuse.

Dump Dassault if your invested a Rafale got shot down in India and that will affect the sales of the wunderwaffle

How can you not see the US dollar is overvalued as fuck?

forgot pict
dollar valuation is a nothingburg

Bvll~ Fvcking~ Svrge~ MVMVGODS... RISE THE FVCK VP AND DOMINATE THE LAND!

where the earnings report pic at? who be slippin?

i think he
poasted it in the last 1
thats poem anon
so lower tone

x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1919936538038743176?t=_4woq8mtixTPgV3gOXkAFw&s=19
Is it time to run with the bulls tomorrow?
This started showing up on my feed when I got into day trading two weeks ago and something else is I know get "scam likely" calls from new york.

fine I'll do it

Calls on uranium, puts on curry

Has anyone gotten into prop trading? I tried a trial account and I made thousands in a day trading forex and I want in on this grift. The only worry I have is how it's taxed in my country, I need to start a business which is a legislative nightmare, but ftmo can pay me in crypto which is literally not taxed in my country atm. I'm thinking of getting paid in crypto and when the law drops declaring it and pay whatever tax they want.

based ant

Do OIL barons still hang out in /smg/? What are your favorite companies?

Is Shell really gonna buy out BP?

Bulls on everything except Dasaault since the jeet lost a rafale to BVRM or SAM which will make the fighter have negative PR

did a janny really delete my post just because they disagree with my take on the dollar
holy fucking shit
you guys really came back from bant for this