/smg/ stock market general

Men Behaving Badly edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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buy tsla puts?

It's a missile!

It's a meteor!

NO, IT'S PALANTIR!

imagine being this pozzed or retarded

RNMBY up almost 5% today.
Why are Evrope chads so rich and profitable?

"BUY HIMS PUTS!!!11"
"BUY PALANTIR CALLS"

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What the fuck dude is there a more broken stock than Ford? The guys beat and did you know this is a freakin 160 billion revenues company??? People think its a dying company they BEAT BY 4 BILLION. I think Apple beat by 1 billion LOL. People seriously say this CEO is trash he has to run a company where every world country is objectively hostile to him and he still pulls in 4 billion gain beat. Fuck you.

Puts finally fucking printing theme
youtu.be/ru-r6ZZJzbg

I like ford, wouldnt mind holding a bag, it has nice dividend too

That's a Anon Babble mod, FYI. The hack confirmed that they're all feds and antifa.

they're expecting losses from tariffs, means they're bad businessmen

RNMBY
Retards? Not In My Backyard!

lol you fell for the fake posts?

get called out

immediately start implying and gaslighting

You have to go back

lol it's all fake XD

Cope harder troon. Everyone has your name, face, and address now.

i know for a fact you saw some post that said "omg all of the emails are .gov emails!!!" without actually looking at the list yourself

Ever since moot created this place, Anon Babble has always been the financial arm of Anon Babble you dumb troon. You don't belong here. Go back to your discord.

Holy fucking shit bro how much is Germany pumping into its military? Should we be worried? How do you go from 33 to 370 in TWO years? Its just a military company. Fuckin A, Deutschland Uber Alles!

They should put windmills on them to mine Bitcoin

If it they were fake you wouldn't have shut down Anon Babble for a few weeks and threatened legal action. Anon Babble mods = feds and antifa. Go cry about it.

there is literally nothing stopping you from looking at the leaked emails yourself, but you refuse to. why?

Stay poor, hahahahahahaha

Hitler was right 1488

Posted this in the previous thread too, but I wouldn't buy any more Rheinmetall at these prices. At 85 bil valuation, it's starting to catch up to Lockheed Martin's 110B.

Fucking Ford deserves it after getting rid of all their sedans and smaller trucks.
The faggot CEO says he's impressed and worried about BYD and other Chinaman EVs, yet won't elaborate or bother to try to compete.

It's been worse, bought Ford a few years ago when it was down to $4.

Ford has been a value trap for at least a decade. I had hoped that EVs would finally juice up the stock, but that didn't last. I already capitulated and sold my bags.

Guess you missed the rocket. Sad, many such cases.

Nah, I already made a ton off of it. I'm getting off this ride and looking for cheaper opportunities. The other EU defense stocks haven't risen nearly as much.

It's illegal for Ford to make a small ice truck. Not sure why electric are built for gorillas though

They got rid of sedans because they aren't competitive. The trucks survived because of tariffs. It's actually a pretty interesting story: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tax
The smaller trucks got cut because people just wanted bigger trucks.

red week

smaller trucks

Arent those against usa regulations.

They just need to anounce ONE deal and dont tallk about new tariffs

not just ONE, but ALL of the deals remain possible

if they're not they should be

ok, so hang on. why it dump?

How have they not signed a single deal yet? You would think that they would have at least signed with Israel.

week

*decade

well, nutlick said today that there are a LOT of deals coming

The financial arm of Anon Babble is busy donating to some woman with tattoos

you invested your life savings on this guy

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guy

Eh, it's working out

Anons were SO sure it would puump

Short AMD?

ontology

waygu

warrior culture

Dan Ives calling in his car

How is this company worth more than $200 billion

how do you think Novo Nordisk is going to do?

every time a CEO mentions AI their company pumps by 0.1%

also been eyeing them, they seem to recover. Still, they could be slapped with tariffs at any time

JEWS
convince
NIGGERS
of many
things

Jeez man i just dont know

they are very US exposed and a Euro pharma company exploiting fat fuck burgers is an easy target for popular actions by the admin, I'd be quite careful

every time a CEO mentions AI their company pumps by 0.1%

youtu.be/-qbylbEek-M?t=34

Is coinbase is going out of business on Thursday?

Yall got any more of them deals??

is computer a buzzword, IBM sure uses it a lot

if this aint the dot com bubble all over again im not sure what is.

Where does SPY end up at the lowest part of the trumpcession? I'm thinking low-mid 400s

Does spy drop 3 points in the last hour often?

In bear markets that's common, yes.

either AI is here to stay or we're gonna see a 20 year bear market

I'm about to do, and no one can stop me. Gonna move 10k of debt from one 0% apr card to a new 21 month 0% apr card. No one can stop me.

goyim in debt think he is winning

is that easy jew bros?

Biocryst did exceptional tosay

I don't think it is a matter of if, more like when. There are lots of examples of companies getting the secular trend right but the timing wrong when it comes to technologies or fads. Some companies even get both the timing and the fad right and still flame out.

I would be more interested in the meantime to see the balance of power between chip providers and traditional MAG 7 tech companies. If you know how that will play out, you stand to make a lot of money.

what do they do

if this aint the dot com bubble all over again im not sure what is.

Imagine seething so hard that you missed out on the next industrial revolution because you tied your personal ego to making fun of AI art 2 years ago and thought it would never improve.

industrial revolution but productivity is falling and everyone pretend they know what's going on

Wrong tourist.

No. You are thinking of the microtrucks like those in Japan. Nothing is stoping US car manufactures from making standard small trucks like they did 20 years ago.

Why does nobody talk about OEF, only VOO?

So uh, is this going to happen during all the trade negotiations?

We don't talk about Operation Enduring Freedom

they r both
GAY
all u need
2 talk about is
BOIL KOLD UCO SCO
and if u
just have 2 talk about
muh chips
then its
USD instead of SOXL
but this is
a lot 2 ask of
NIGGERS

Why oh why do you type like such a gorilla nigger

Remember when you were a kid and they said cell phones didnt cause cancer so no one talks about it anymore?

they lied, it does, that guy is the result.

the thing about AI is it will only get better with time though

Something can be a bubble and still be the future. The internet was a bubble -- and then it was the future. Railroads caused multiple bubbles, and then they became the future. It happens all the time.

If anything I'd say if it doesn't cause a bubble then it isn't the future.

Thoughts on AMD?
Is it ok to feel bearish? Trump is fucking over the supply chain and maybe there wont be guidance

AI is here to stay but it's overhyped and won't deliver on the delirious promises of its advocates. It's all very impressive from the point of view of a clueless manager, but it's not an industrial revolution, it's a way to quickly shit out a clone of twitter for the retards who can't clone and run an already existing github repo with a clone of twitter. Software development productivity was never a bottleneck for anything, most of that work is vanity.

Why not just buy Berkshire stock instead of SPY or such ? It's return is unmatched even on 20 year scale.

Serious question.

citadel

how are they making money on this?
and who on earth is the counter party?

Because the guy responsible for its fantastic returns just retired

and who on earth is the counter party?

me :)

They have built it such that even an idiot can run it (which was Charlie's fav measure of a great business). And Warren hasn't really been involved for quite some time now.

Yeah but an idiot isn't replacing buffett, an ugly heeb is

pay off 10k now

Jews get my gold

I get nothing

thats stupid

Roll 10k off for 21 months

get charged 3% initially

21 months of inflation to burn it away

BRK.B PE ratio is only 13

Who here frustrated?

You see these people with all these nice cars on the highway and you just know they go home to their nice houses. Sick of being a wage slave. I make good money for a single guy and I still feel like I can't ever make anywhere close to what others have. I don't even ask for much. I don't need to travel the world. I just don't want to feel hopeless.

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Those people's monthly debt payments wildly exceed your, my, and their income, dont sweat it

I bought a nice house for myself and a king sized bed to sleep in and I feel a lot better now and don't get jealous of the people driving nicer cars than I do anymore. Give that a shot.

Maybe finished with piss, many such cases

don't think about it too much, you'll go insane.

just assume they worked really hard for their nice cars and houses, instead of being born into it (the more likely scenario)

That's straight cope. Many of them can afford the monthly payments without issue.

I live in an apartment. Read something where this girl was laughing at this guy buying a brand new car, but still living in an apartment. Made me think.

True it does seem like thinking about it make it worse. I should just drown myself in tv shows like my parents did.

If they keep rejecting 0% tariffs yeah.

The difference is, you'll have money to retire, or at worst retire in a cheap but decent enough country, while they'll still be in debt into their 70's for their car, then for their small house, then for their kid's universities.
Don't sweat it, you're already far ahead if you avoided these mines.

But I'm 43 years old without a family. Just a born loser with 50k in student loans and about 3k to my name.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! ALL HAIL THE STOCK GODS! ALL HAIL THE INFINITE RALLY! MVMVS RVN THE WORLD... Keep RVNNING, BOBO!

that is troubling... how did it get to this point?

Wait I think I get it know.
Did any of you watch Quantum Leap? There was this episode where he leaped into this older veterinarian on a ranch. At the end of the leap he basically threw his hands up saying I didn't do anything to help this guy. His partner Al asks him to look in a mirror. Guy was basically a small frame nerd with glasses. He had a lot to overcome. It wasn't that he needed to win. He needed to try and to overcome whatever he could.

Poor family and ulcerative colitis.

how did it get to this point?

time makes fools of us all

It could be worse
You could be me with a nice place (rented, but it's nice), a nice car, but no friends or family or anything going on in my life except stocks and /smg/ and a few other generals on other boards and watching YT videos

I've literally been on Anon Babble since day one when moot created this board over a decade ago you faggot troon. You and your tranny discord are trying to do the same thing to Anon Babble that you did to Anon Babble. The problem is that after the hack, everyone has your doxx now. You better fuck off before I make you fuck off. Your choice.

That's basically me. I got one friend I'll text every couple months. Talk to my mom and dad, that's about it.

Pic related.

No Jew ever tried to make me pay 80 dollars for a children's videogame. Fuck Nintendo.

He needed to try and to overcome whatever he could.

nice brother, that's a good mindset. as for how to make the most out of your situation i have no clue.

but i'd imagine DCA into an ETF is out of the question at this point

but i'd imagine DCA into an ETF is out of the question at this point

Yeah I've been basically gambling with options. Doing well then losing it all. But I don't have many options at this point in my life. Only thing going for me is I can invest over $2000 a month.

Im 33. I have about 320k to my family name. I have 3 kids and a wife. Basically have no work experience that is worth anything, and a college degree i thought was fine but not worth shit.
Quit my job to escape Southern California and sold my house.
My wife got disabled so I basically had to give up being a try hard at work to be at home 99% of the time. She gets about 48k a year in disability. She has a fainting condition. Currently living with her divorced mom in a super nice house. Need to get the fuck out of here though. Cant even find a job out here. If i could find a job i could buy a house. Just day trading every day. Cant even get interviews. Its shitty out there right now finding a job. I knew it would be like this. I needed out os socal, I’m not raising my kids there

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ay good luck on those, sounds like the best thing to do; also

gambling with options

But I don't have many options at this point in my life

Have $200 in travel credits I need to use on my good goy card

They expire May 26th

Have plans to travel this summer, they just aren't set in stone yet

Could book something with a free cancellation policy

worried if I cancel the credits will disappear

AHHHHHH TARIFFMAN SAVE ME

I don't know why VOO became the s&p etf of choice. The differences between all of them are so tiny.

b-but over the course of 25 years the expense ratio will...

shush

I would like the frame please

NO YOU WANT THE 500 FRAMES OF PARTY APPROVED GAMING YES?

no I would like just the frame please..

YOU WANT THE 1000 FRAMES OF STELLAR BLADE TURNED TRANNY BECAUSE TITS ARE NOT ALLOCATED FOR YOUR INCOME BRACKET?

please just give me the frame..

FINE. YOU CAN HAVE THE FRAME. BUT IT WILL BE 900 DOLLARS FOR A 16GB AMD CARD. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR RAY TRACING.

based nintendo to 0 as well
never spend a dollar on that shit
wii was kino tho

For me it’s SWPPX

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Palantir

my dad who works as a contractor for the fracking companies never votes but decides to vote for trump because "he'll revive fracking"

mfw looking at oil the past couple weeks

not to dunk on my dad, it was honestly a reasonable sentiment relative to the rest of trump's idiocy, but to point out this was the general sentiment of these guys. I do wonder what they think in a years time if nothing changes

48k a year on disability

WTF this is my salary, should I chop off my legs and move to California?

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people who think the oil baron cartel are gonna play ball are fucking retarded

news at 11

HIMS smashed earnings. Hoping for a big day tomorrow

Waiting for the hooker index to crash

Thats federal disability.
Luckily she had two jobs at the time she came down with her condition so her income was inflated as hell. We also have three kids. Every US citizen has access to disability. We were broke as fuck for years till we even learned about it

You could be me

living like a kang with none of the baggage, well done

I wouldn't say it's fun

We retard pumping tomorrow.
Shit&piss500 +3%
Check'em

Nah

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

QNTM is up bigly again, my brothers. Canadian Hedgies are fukd. DRS update soon

they got rid of sedans because these mba bean counters think "moving upmarket" to higher price items and "luxury" is the solution to everything. Thats one of the reasons you cant by a 20k basic car anymore.

Just day trading every day.

that is your job, be good at it, work from home. bang your wife every time she faints

PLTR crushes earnings

Drops $12 AH anyways

Guess that's what happens when your valuation is so stretched. To the anon who thanked me for the tip that PLTR would beat earnings, you're welcome and also I'm sorry.

Berkshire is somewhat different beast. It is like an index within an index. Warren thought buying brk back when price to book was 1.2, currently its like 1.7 so somewhat high when compared to historical averages.

I think the new guy at the helm is gonna fuck this operation up, and share holders are gonna get loud. Maybe even a dividend in the future.

He voted because he actually thought the politician was going to do what he said

He's right Trump has the idea but forgot to account for his retarded policies impacting his other policies

Trump wants Tariffs for muh government revenue

delusional

implyimg

outright lies

You will never belong here tourist.

did you have a good job in socal?
did you not live in a good area ?
is there an area in socal where you would raise your kids?

Drops $12 AH anyways

insiders ran up the price before announcement and take profits after. It will consolidate a bit and likely keep moving up unless Trump tweets something tarded to cause another dip.

Pltr didnt crush earnings. It barely met estimates. HIMS crushed earnings.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

henlo mister jerome
i forgot my qeustion
i am nervous
thank you sir

hmmm sisters??? I thought bears were supposed to be wrong

bearxisters when they see one negative pixel

People expect powell to do a fucking thing

they're market maker, forced to take these positions. they get paid by the exchanges to be market maker and eat the option premium. also, all these positions are dynamically hedged to prevent them from getting fucked by degenerate retails.

He will do what he must

Every kid in SoCal I ever met was a piece of shit. From the richest to the poorest.
I would live under a bridge before i raised kids in SoCal.
Maybe if you make +5mil a year its a different lifestyle.
I lived in a decent area, middle class job, sold house a year ago for 550k

He will do what he must

increase rates to reduce stagflationary risks?

none of us will ever comprehend his genius, so we cannot know what his plans are

jesus

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i was planing on moving out there with kids, my work allows me to work where every. looking at huntington beach looked good enough and the weather, opportunies for jobs, and food all were incredible when i visited.

Maserati

Average price 43,9k

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Bears haven't gotten to cum in 17 years, please understand

Maserati pre-owned
You can buy one for 35-50k very easily
Why dont people buy maserati? cause its italian luxury and insanely fucking expensive to insure and repair and maintain

Simulation moment

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They are actually fuckin cheap, WTF I'm buying a Maserati next

Note: Honda and Toyota did not drop in price.

Toyotas unironically hold insane value used

Yep, Maserati for me. Fuck Bugatti

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Honda in March had a new record for CR-V sales. I'm sure Toyota is doing just as well. Honda I saw raised their financing interest rates. As they should if people keep buying Honda and Toyota then prices are going to keep going up.