/smg/ stock market general

hoes mad edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

I wish we were in the Kamalaconomy

DJT is an economic terrorist and i love it.

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you're gay

Man, looks almost the same

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Taxing unrealized capital gains would be a sure fire way to make sure there were no unrealized capital gains.

Bi actually

my niggas I want a bear market not a V shape crash

Remember when someone would make threads with pictures of each stock market building instead of this low-effort shit?

Looks genuinely nothing alike

nope

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TARRIFS ARE A TAX ON THE CONSOOMER FUCK BLOMPF

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This poster is down 90%. Don't listen to anything this dumb faggot says.

Half the posters here are unironic free market hating communists and its hilarious seeing them act like this current situation is a good thing, or that tariffs only affect "funko pops", as if its not 10% across the entire board.

i sure wish i had bought some of that

every day i buy
every day foreverafter i will buy
i will not sell anything even when im 60
or 70
or 80
or 90
no selling or retiring
only buying until i die
leaving my portfolio in the hands of an immortal ai that continues buying using money it makes from solving captchas for the next 100000 years
not a single sell order until the sun explodes
total portfolio nirvana

2 year doom and gloom line pattern loser is also German

Lmao. Imagine outing yourself like this.

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This poster is a reddit fag who buys into muh squoze narrative.

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Free trade ≠ free market
Go suck off China some more, shill

Good example of a free market hating commie. Read your little red book any today?

Tariffs are a retard tax on the faggots who want to send money overseas. We should be buying American, and hiring Americans.

Whats that

Deals?
Any deals?
A single deal?
90 deals in 90 days?

slavery is outlawed tho

No no, listen to if we don’t kowtow to China that means we’re communists

2 year

huh?

economists vibeshifted trade deals are no longer necessary just ignore everything and hail mary when earnings are called

now
THATS
a good
GOY

reelcause

not religious in germany

apart from all the muslims

as much as I want all the jeets and pakis to blow each other up, unfortunately it will result in heaps of them coming to europe.

It's so weird seeing miggers go full commie and proudly boast about raising taxes on everyone and everything except the people that actually deserve it.

Notice how this poster talks only about China, while ignoring the tariffs being 10% across the board, meaning every single country worth trading with.
Wait for him to bring up funko pops again too.
Fucking communist anti-free market fucking niggers like this mean we can't trade properly with anybody, forget fucking China.

So lets continue sending tons of money to China so they can reap the benefits of slave labor, and continue their military build up, while destroying our capabilities to manufacture anything domestically. Then we can blame Trump for it, and put some leftist who outlaws gas cars and gas stoves and makes us go back to living in caves like fucking Fred Flintstone so that we can save the world from Climate Change, except we have to also quarter illegals in our caves because it's the right thing to do.

Once again
Free trade ≠ free market

TEACH ME ENGLISH FUCKLING

I'm sure japs will love american rice amirite?

japan should legit nuke the treasury

Its fucking hilarious, after decades of them claiming to be for free markets, free trade, letting private enterprise determine the course of the market.
Now they want daddy government to determine who wins and loses, cut out special deals with companies that bend the knee, and fuck up trade with everybody on the planet.
Is this a fucking communist command economy? Are we going to start killing swallows and turning plows into ingots soon to prove how much manufacturing has came back?

it will not negotaite the 10%

So no deals then.

Anon Babble here. Can't wait to buy american-made lenses. In 15 years. When it reaches the level of Japanese and Korean lenses from 2005.

We got tons of agricultural products, like chickens, and eggs, while also stuff like corn on the cob, canned corn, corn syrup, corn chips, corn tortillas, corn based vodka and whiskey,

You DID buy PLTR for the blockbuster earnings set to come out in less than 4 hours, right anon?

PLTU
PLTG
PTIR
PLTY

Also suitable plays

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We built the James Webb space telescopes lenses. It can take pictures of Uranus in 4k.

He's only going to be able to buy 2 funko pops instead of 30.

I have an idea of what I want to invest in but can't decide on a broker, does it really matter which one I use (if the ones I considered all have low fees) I'm yuropeen and was considering trading 212. I looked into the others (degiro, etoro) but for one reason or another they fell off
I don't really expect an answer since this is just another discord general but why not, I don't have doubts but would like more input

the south
still has
a lot of COTTON
and COLLARDS
2

Tripfag retard wants to have the reserve currency money printer and eat its cake too

We can't export our raw cotton, but they can feel free to buy our finished My Pillow Guy products.

Alright. I'm 100% sure the S&P will reach 5700 today but I'm done for the day. 6 trades, 6 wins, 0 losses, up $210. Thanks for paying such high prices for my garbage, bullniggers. Kill yourselves.

come on green day

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Eat shit. Nobody cares that you won’t be able to afford funko pops

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why are we going up? have I missed something today?

Everyone is making this sound like a done deal, but is it? What if this is a giant smoke screen?

for europoors Interactive Broker is the only good answer. Avoid CFDs and Etoro israelian shit brokers.

Calls are ridiculously expensive.
Sitting this on out...

how is it not up any more if we already know

I wouldn't buy calls for it, that's for sure. Options are always more expensive across earnings, and they tend to lose that premium after earnings happens even if it goes your way. If you buy a call now there's a real chance you lose money even if PLTR moons.

all in on CEP

china stops buying US bonds

japan stops buying US bonds

you are here

trump DOGEs federal reserve and bond market

assets seized to wage afghanistan in mexico and south america cartels over remaining oil in north/south america

US government cannibalizes itself IRS shuts down banks go bust

US government seizes to exist

vatican crisis vatican falls like rome in 5th century

FAGMAN merged into the unholy roman empire at the end of AI epoch, terminator machines and cypherpunk/street thug militias hunting and killing each other using stolen personal data from the compromised 100 percent algorithm controlled bigtech net. Absolutely nobody to protect you just a thunderdome of anarchy.

only forms of money leftover is monero drug warlords and silver coin Anon Babble merchants

agriculture complete collapse with trade routes gone everywhere is the road and walking dead roaming gangs only accepting junk silver coins and bullets internet is long gone

americas/europe is bronze age collapse pagan envirofascist gangs praying to saint greta thunberg, get burned alive in the woods for caught collecting wood for your underground forest survival hut

No you haven't missed anything. There's no reason for it, but everyone assumes everyone else will buy, so everyone is buying. This will continue indefinitely until retail investors run out of cash.

How much is too much for an average normal person to throw on some retarded 10x potential hype stock where you could lose it all? Is $5000 too much? How much is too much to lose all of it?

any specific reason as to why? they don't seem bad and I wouldn't see a real reason not to but why choose them over 212?

start investing when trump inaugurated

market always red

switch to bear at the bottom

now afraid to buy anything because my first experience was the entire market doing a - 20%

I am just inexperienced I guess, buying anything right now feels so wrong

I will be part of the Sand People

and spy 10000 right?

more neolib seethe

All you accomplished was gutting the middle class for a few decades of profits.

how is a big ass FORD supposed to ride in Japan

mentions Anon Babble

Ukraine lost

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Just hold.

Anyone else in minerals? USAR, Uranium, etc?

ill give you a tip from someone with a TRULY EXPANSIVE 5 years of investing experience:
it never feels like the right time to buy

This is getting exciting!

long live saint Greta

Are the Anon Babbleedditors back? I thought we shook them

I've always wondered, is the shape of the tail like that (so it evolved to have a bait tail) or is it holding a bug/using a bug as bait?

well
there it is
im TRANS
itioning
from KOLD
into
BOIL
bc i think
NATGAS exports
is going 2 play
a part in the
deals
maybe especially
the NIPS
being told 2
buy moar
and obviously
the NO NATGAS AND OIL
yuroqueers
and probs
CHYNA
so i dont want 2
get rekt on
KOLD
from a golf cart truth
but still going 2
ease in with
DCA
C
ACK

it just be like that

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Turn on your monitor

Global shipping status?

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that is a question only you can answer. i could afford a 5k gamble, but only one, and if it doesn't work out no more gambles for the foreseeable future. however i'd also feel humiliated and angry if i lost it all on one fucking stock so i would never do that.

Uh it's a trade barrier

im so fucked with my tsla 05/16 puts

Currently going to try a air blockade of Israel also the Saudis and UAE aren't going to join shit against them since the jews can't stop their missles I assume Saudis and UAE will be even worse

Gambling tards deserve to get burned

I have not even trading a year I have got 7x and 5x on hypestocks but I put so little money it didn't matter and then when I finally put $3k on a hype stock I lost it all so I am very nervous. I don't want to make the mistake as the first time and hit a 10x and only have $500 but I also don't want to lose $5000 or even more. Very conflicting and not good for my mental wellbeing. My mind is just constantly worrying that I put too much or too little

Because the price is too low

Yeah too low for Wall Street to offload their bags yet

SPX is currently still discounted by 10%. Stop crying because you missed the bottom and slurp.

Leverage up when vix is under 15 while you're at it.

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baseless pumping so that on Wednesday when Jerome doesn't cut rates, and trump puts 100% tariffs on semiconductors we'll dump hard. Buy spy puts now. The market loves pumping before bad news

hit a 10x and only have $500

So we can presume you have been gambling $50 at a time? Do you think perhaps there may be some middle ground between $50 and $5000? Idk maybe such a number doesn't exist, math is fuckin crazy man

whoops you actually have a gambling addiction. if you lost 3k once that's the lord telling you to cut it out, do not put 5k on the next bet.

It is up 70% since the April low so buyer beware and like the other Anon said the calls are way too expensive so would only buy shares. Can buy the 2x leveraged version if feeling extra risky. Peter Thiel’s guy is the VP and this is the company they want to take care of all the glowie shit, that’s my reasoning. I’m sure Reddit is short also and they’re always wrong

It IS up a lot already so kind of a high stakes gamble here and it’s flirting with a new ATH since Friday. Looks like it wants to go higher. I like the company long term too though but if it wasn’t earnings I wouldn’t enter at this price. Did nearly a 2x since April 4

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It's down 10% from a price level that was universally regarded as a stock market bubble that makes the dot com bubble look like pussy shit. And I only trade, I never hold, so I didn't miss anything.

Buy SRPT
Earnings tomorrow AH and they have been hit hard by a patient death but they have the only drug on the market to treat DMD. Their revenues will have improved and guidance will be unaffected.

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Down <10% from ATH while we're entering a recession is not a discount. you would've bought the dip in summer 08

You can't touch the fed because the entire entity is a board of governors with no branch

KUNDENSENTIMENT

yeah, I don't feel so good...

No the most I put $500 and made $2500 and now I wish I put more. So when I found new hype stock I put $3000 and now it's worth $500. Funny how that works huh. Win $2500 lose $2500. I'm hoping with my luck I hit a 10x and put $5000 or $10000 and I am that much closer to retirement.

Watch I will put $500 and it will go 20x and I will feel nothing but physical pain for many months

you fucking nigger think SOXL is dumping again hahahahahahahah
you didn't learn the last two 60 cum rockets
get fucked trannies

i wish my broker allowed creating options. obscure shit like this never has any of the leverage stuff

Is this Scrooge pilled or Grinch pilled?
Dude is cucking so hard he sounds manic and insane

I feel bad for the others admins, must be tough having to deal with uber retards with a toddler-tier comprehension of economy. Imagine you are a nip diplomat with 7 PhDs and you get to sign a deal with drooling Bessent who can't even articulate a phrase in less than 5 minutes. Grim.

It's literally still below that SOXLnigger's average of 17

maybe uh.. maybe anon doesn't need a telescope lens to see ur anus in 4K? Maybe anon just want a lens for his phone?

What's really insane is that Bessent is the most intelligent of the US admin.

bessent kinda feels out of place in this team. he is the only one that seems chill and isn't as undiplomatic as possible

wtf why are we pumping
did trump say something

We're rising up and defeating Wall Street by accomplishing 10 straight green days for the first time in 70 years

We're already at 10. Today we're gunning for 11, something that has only happened 20 times before.

Green to end the day. I’m all prepped for tomorrow

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he is right but muh infinite growth muh stonks. when talking about people, they really don't need to consume so many products

yeah whatever, my shorts are fine

that’s just so bearish for a president to say

someone called him donny two dolls on twitter and he needs to re-establish the narrative

should've bought the dip
same drill every cycle
market is fake and gay
nothing is ever crashing
2 more weeks is unironically the tards IQ test, some never get over that doomer meme

WE'VE BEEN OVERVALUED FOR 10 FUCKING YEARS

sorry i read too fast and didn't see the trading 212 part. I don't know them specificaly but I would avoid degiro and etoro, because CFD is bad for investment, and etoro use bad practice with spread and tarification.
The only honest and solid one I've decided to use after good research is Interactiv Broker, you can do everything with them (except crypto) and their fees are pretty low. There is a solid institution behind and not based in Chypre or any shithole.
For trading212, check for the residency country, and the transparence of all the fees. If we are talking small sized investment, you are good to go I guess.

We can do it reddit!! Wall Street is gonna be so mad when we buy all their stocks from them at all time high prices!!

well this can’t go on forever it’ll come crashing down sooner or later

you would think that the libs/greens would be super happy with how much trump does for the climate. their carbon tax bullshit never did anything meaningful but this did faster than the eu could organize a meeting

cope

sell in may or youre gay

as long as people are paid more than a janitor for bullshit like "remote work" it will. on average people earn way too much and have no ideas what to spend it on so they park it on investments

If you choose IB you need to have at least couple of thousands $ of budget for shorts or options. I used it for few years and I came back to european broker because cfd are really cool.

outlibbing the libs award

thats
not
drool

The S&P is gonna hit 8000 minimum before that happens. Never in history have retail investors been less fearful. They literally perceive zero risk.

Scott Bessent, who is purportedly the lead negotiator of Trump's trade war with China, makes clear on CNBC that there is currently zero communication happening between the administration and Chinese officials

Quick reminder this market bought the "chyna talks totally happening right now for" at least 5 of the previous green days, if nit more.

>trump DOGEs federal reserve and bond market

nice fan fiction kiddo
just kidding, it's actually shit

Scotts too busy sucking off the bourgeoisie behind closed doors and taking it up the ass daily to get any meaningful work done
Its funny people called this guy the only adult in the administration, hes a fucking soros hedge fund manager, hes not an economist

China doesn't get a deal. They're late to the party, so we're going to eat their food and tell them sorry, you were late to the table.

thats what retail thought but really they perceived the great numbers and understood trump was right after all and thats why we are going back to ath

Were making deals

You've yet to make a single one and making 10 percent the minimum

Where are the anons who said day-trading CRWV was stupid?

bullish for MIC stocks and WWIII

There's an entire generation of robinhood traders that haven't ever experienced an actual recession.

They've fixed recessions by just pretending there is no recession. Looks like it will keep going up.

I refuse to buy into this market until we test a double bottom

Kek if spy hits your strike price I will send you 20$

we test a double bottom

*theres 12 poo scent unemployment

Yeah i don't think it's a great contract for anon either but who knows.

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noooo...

Damn that's fucked...

Well done anon, these zoomers think trading is easy are in for a world of hurt in the coming months. Warren Buffet has experienced numerous recessions in his lifetime and is holding record amounts of cash is a good enough indicator on the current market.

lmao the leg flailing

The turtle wins the race!

How she's kicking, kek

Roc

She was probably doped anyways

i bought and sold a call too early, i have one more and i hope SPY rises. where's the anon that wanted to triple down on puts?

he is not a german, he is a brown. His family fled here so he could be a 24/7 edgelord on Anon Babble

Hype for Palantir
Or Trump insiders positioning for a big announcement

C'mon SPY... Don't let the winning streak end like this.

Filtered

SOXL trannies we just can't stop winning
We're gonna win so much we're gonna be tired of winning

Yeah, it's never been a secret though that the thread quality just keeps going down with every new /smg/ thread. I still hold on to SOXL posting, in fact I bought back in around $10.

Bro having the money printer unironically means we get to practice hard power over soft power.

China has to suck our dicks because we can always pay someone else to suck our dicks

China has to convince other countries to suck their dick and stay in the belt and road or butts and hoes initiative.

I don't think I'll stop buying all the way up to 20

AI has gone too far.

SEND SPY YOUR ENERGY!!!

I'm so used to the cycle now of rinse and repeating SOXL pump and dumps

set notification on trading account for SOXL lows around $10 to buy

set notification for SOXL highs to sell

Throw in buying SOXS when SOXL dumps and you just can't lose.

cnbc.com/2025/05/05/trump-tariff-hollywood-movies.html

What the fuck lol

President Donald Trump said Monday that he will ask Hollywood studios if “they’re happy” with his proposal to impose tariffs of 100% percent on foreign-made films.

“I’m not looking to hurt the industry, I want to help the industry,” Trump said.

So we’re going to meet with the industry,” he said. “I want to make sure they’re happy with it because we’re all about jobs.”

based
family

complains about thread quality

posts ai sloppa

He loves Jews
What can you do

This is bobo’s last stand.
He’s failing.

Is there a way I can buy soxl as a yuro

He should tariff foreign sports broadcasts. Like if you want to watch premier league soccer, or a Formula 1 race held outside of the United States the network is going to be responsible for paying a tariff to provide that broadcast.

imagine betting against the US stock market and the inflation of your currency.
number line must go up

40C left to go. 1 hour left.

why

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE

it will not negotaite the 10%

yeah it's really weird that they say that and yet say that they are negotiating with 200(sic) countries considering only 80 countries got tariffs higher than the 10% baseline.
Doesn't this mean that everybody that only got the baseline doesn't have to negotiate anything?

older. OLDER.

Because we should be watching Women's Basketball, and Nascar.

Retail chads have FUCKED hedgies

Berkshire shares are definitely oversold, right? Even if Greg isn't just the second coming of Buffet, it's still a solid company with a shit-ton of cash that it can use to do pretty much whatever it wants, and Buffets himself is still there to give advice and what-not. Also, what the fuck is with that volume spike on SPY around 1:10?

Why does spy volume matter? The price of the index moves based on how the underlying companies are doing more than the etf volume.

Watching that easy money roll in from TTWO. I'm debating taking some easy gains or holding on for longer as I know the hype will still build over the course of this year for GTAVI as they start to release more previews.

KSA tried for years to defeat the Houthis and only got shit for it internationally. I'm sure they're just enjoying the show. I remember what this first started and I posted about it on Anon Babble only to be told the Houthis could never harm Israel and all the ships would be safe before I got banned. Funny how that board works.

Anyway, it's irrelevant. They've never been able to hit enough ships and it's only accelerated the trend of shipping going the long route rather than deal with bullshit on the Suez with all the corruption and bribes you need to avoid getting indefinitely delayed - a little corruption was fine but the Suez is on a death-spiral now where lower traffic and a worsening economy push for higher fees and bribes which in turn is pushing more and more traffic away.

splash247.com/suez-canal-still-tops-the-ranks-when-it-comes-to-shipping-bribes/

Why is it always cocks and gay sex with you people?

It isn't going to be the same without Jimmy Buffet at the helm. I'm still debating on if I should sell my class A stake. I kinda like my voting power, but I know this is going to be a rocky road ahead.

beliving

this

1. Warren Buffet has had Greg as his successor for a couple of years outlined in his annual letter
2. Warren Buffet will still remain as Chairman
3. Management has worked with Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger, they share the same investing philosophy
4. The business side will remain unchanged and will actually be boosted by tariffs due to more commerce in the US which predominantly operate in the US
5. Berkshire owns $350 billion in cash ehich will only grow each quarter

Why couldn't he do this before he whipped out his gameshow board?

how about owning both

Scott Bessent is an homosexual married to a man who owns a pink mansion
His LARP as a retarded Republican is embarrassing everyday when he is a Soros backed fraud

This chick was living in the sewers under Las Vegas, she said "humans are remarkably adaptable creatures" and i think about it sometimes.

"China wants to make a deal very badly. You see what’s happening to China. China is being decimated and I don’t want that to happen. But they have to make a fair deal," Trump said.

haha

China literally does not care, their economy was already in deflation mode prior to this. This is like adding an extra anchor to a sinking ship that was already under water

not the same chick you face blind retard.

Most of my portfolio is now in Europe and I expect that position (and Japan and UK) to outperform holding US simply because of the closing valuation divide but the US is still 50% of the market so there's still money to be made.

Was too afraid to buy MSTR 3 hours ago and now it's up again.

breddy
nice day
solded KOLD
boughted BOIL
got some
NUGGS
coming for the
AIR FRYER
not enough room
in the freezer
for a bag of
TATER
FUCKING
TOTS
2 tho

See Trump understands that people want higher prices. He's making America great again, while China has to deal with the terrible reality of falling prices.

AMD puts...thoughts?

I'm slowly taking gains on it myself. What do they even have coming down the line that isn't GTA6? They've got Borderlands 4 which I think will flop, they have the 2k series which has been slipping in quality and the NBA itself seems to be having some issues with viewership, and civilization 7 flopped too. The mobile market seems to have been taken over by coomer games from China. The fact that it's rallied to new highs in spite of this is kind of crazy, but I'm still keeping a decent chunk in there just because GTA is a money printer, but it feels like a reality check could come at any time so I'm just slowly peeling away from it.

uh oh
stinky

Haven't you heard? The U.S. basically North Korea 2.0 with all the tariffs. It's good that all americans are so morbidly obese. That way it'll take a while until they starve.

breddy
nice ytd
been some ups
been some downs
but mostly
ups

hes a

NO

NATGAS AND OIL

NIGGER

I want to move more of my money into europe, but honestly have no idea what is there, so I ended up moving to mostly asia stocks instead.

power hour?

Faye raegen

yes it is

awe fuck, this is why we can't have nice things

I think europe is attractive because indices exist. Hard to trust single stocks you've never heard of unless you are a warren buffet kinda guy.

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING OF THE MOO! WE'LL WASH OURSELVES IN BOBOS BLOOD AND ALL THE CRABS TOO! WE'VE SLVRPED ALL THE CHEAPIES A SLVRP A PVMP A RVN! THE BVLL SVRGE MARCHES OOOOON!

stop this fake and gay market.
we need SPX -35%.
unemployment at 8%.
residential housing crash -20%.
inflation negative for a year.
fuck this gay shit Trumpcuck do it or suck my dick.

hes literally me

That was the other issue I had, I had trouble finding a single index to put my money into. They don't really have a equivalent to the sp500.

yeah they do its called stoxx600 and it yields more dividends than an american dividend aristocrats etf

thats y
u leave it
2 tha pros

Should've bought stocks 4 months ago.
Should've bought a house 6 months ago.
We found the bottom, it's only up and smooth sailing from here. You can either cry about it or get over yourself and hop in now.

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Should've bought a house 6 months ago.

As someone who bought a house 5 months ago, god it feels good. Sniped the bottom for both prices and interest rates.

this unironically only benefits large caps like blackrock who will buy up everything.

but it's sector diversified so maybe better buy a msci world

We don't need any of that. Those things you are suggesting would be horrible for the baby boomers who are just retiring or getting ready to enter retirement. What we need are for the stupid broccali haired zoomers to get it through their thick skulls that they have two choices. Go in the factory and screw the caps on the tooth paste tube, or go to the sand box and die for israel. I'm tire of these lazy good for nothing kids thinking that they know everything.

same but all cash deal. imaging paying 10k in closing costs. i paid $100 closing plus the cost of an inspector.

PRAGMATISM
RESILIANCE
SIMPLE BRILLIANCE

BASED BLACK PPL

Yeah there's a lot to be bearish about still. I fully expect the new Mafia game to get shit on release for pushing microtransactions on single-player mode and they won't do another RDR-type title until mid-life on GTAVI.

Europe is all primes and everyone else is already either part of the prime supply-chain or micro-companies who live off of grants. It's more about playing the indices e.g. DAX, OMX or FTSE.

msci world

70% s&p500 with a bunch of 3rd world losers. thanks but no thanks lol

you lost bobo. there is no recession keep coping

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the sp500 is just a ponzi and once FANG decides to move to another country it'll go to zero

I said FANG because errr...we all know AAPL is going fucking bankrupt next week

RNMBY up 5% today.
Russians getting gored to death in this kino bull run!

once FANG decides to move to another country

INDIA SUPERPOWER 2025

Apologize

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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ukraine lost

Might get an extension, but maybe the year long downtrend is over.

Buy HIMS puts. They released good news last week from NVO partnership ahead of poor earnings or guidance.

I won tho.
Being right pays well :)

ctrl f

bcrx

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You guys slept on the biggest gain of today. You don't like making money?

he thoughted

it wud b

a green day

he thoughted

the hour

wud be

power

bull bros, wtf?

biopharm shitcoin

I'm still sitting on -75% MRNA bags. They found a vaccine for skin cancer, jumped 20% and I foolishly decided to let it simmer for a year to realize long gains.

95 years ago

the stock market ALWAYS goes up bobo

lol buy the dip it's already recovering

tariffs? won't affect the markets just trust the plan

hoover derangement syndrome, enjoy getting sidelined

That's nice. I'm up 100% in a year with this one. It wad shilled heavily here in 2020 and I gained a 3x off it before I unloaded. Checked to see the price a year ago and it was in a good area to buy. Turns out i was correct.

Is bcrx shill still here? I remember him saying a target of 34 was reachable. Keep seeing price targets closer to 50 these days.

BOIL chads
heading back up
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS
heading down

nice
day

MUH
MARKETS

what do they need that water bucke- oh. oh good lord.

I am officially up .00009% in may
suck it loosers

bull bros, wtf?

I'm personally just building cash. Come to the conclusion I can't trade this market. I can't predict anything.

Normal people 95 years ago

So glad I just took out a mortgage on my house, car, cock and balls so I can dump more into my margin account

Normal people now

I just heard Blumpf said something and the news said it's bad. Time to move my money into a high yield savings account

We're not remotely in the same environment now as we were then.

I just heard hoover said something bad and the news said it's bad

60315592

I'm done with niggers. Kill every nigger. Curb stomp nigger babies. Kill every goddamn nigger, run niggers over, hit niggers crossing the street, poison nigger food, shoot niggers. I'm done. Kill these subhumans already I'm absolutely fucking done, FUCK this country, FUCK the jews who protect them, FUCK niggers, KILL niggers. That is all.

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another never talked about company mooning

Falling prices are nice for a short time until the business have to sell at a loss, their debt piles up (this doesn't deflate), and they have to start mass layoffs.

Faye raegen

You're thinking of Jenni Lee you tard.

maybe the government should have implemented some kind of tariffs to shield them from competition

13M mcap """AI""" corp

ok ranjeet

i would have told you guys but i dont wannta get popped for insider trading

I think this means PLTR missed.

market being all fuddy duddy, looks like the winning streak is over. i guess we all got tire of winning.

Gargle my cum baggot

DOWN IT GOOOOOOES

I was wrong, it's a red day.

before close dump, not good PLTRsisters

I hope pltr dumps down to 60$

scam red, it will be green for the next 15 days

i decide to finally buy a call

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

nice close
went back up
@ the end
of the day
so gud 2 not b a
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER

WHAT? YOU THOUGHT THE BOBOS WOULDN'T COME AGAIN?
LEAVE YOU HANGING WITHOUT BRINGING YOU THE RED AGAIN?
TANGLING WITH THE BULL SHITS AGAIN
MIND YOUR CALLS OR THE BEARS WILL COME RUNNING IN

we aren't, stop being delusional

UH OH
STINKY

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I want to buy because it looks that way, but the analyst reports on IKBR are Hold consensus and that makes me nervous when I don’t actually think Coke and Chevron have a lot of potential. The price target historically for BRKA is all over the place though

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its over plantards

It will be up 200 points tomorrow easy.

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up $3 already in after hours

oh no no no

Uh-oh, looks like the Plantards are saving us from global warming, and israeli occupation.

refresh

What the fuck is this PLTR price action

Its called an EKG

DIG
PLTR
DIG

NIG
PLTR
NIG

totally fair and honest markets with no manipulation at all

13 MINUTE LATE DING DING DING DING HOW DID U DO

Every other tech company doomped on good earnings, but PLTR bulls thought it was going to be different when it was at an ATH? It's going to bleed to death tomorrow.
And now we wait for AMD...

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PE of over 600

makes TSLA look like a value stock it's so absurd.

This market is too gay right now to invest.

lost 8$ on spxl expecting the market to go full retard as it is want to do before selling in 5 minutes because i realized that even this fake a gay-ass market isn't that stupid.

PLTR does, at the very least, make sense as a business. TSLA is a pig with lipstick and a ballgown.

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rofl

the only thing i ever order from Chili's is the smokehouse combo. for $25 you can really pig out on 2 entrees, i usually get the ribs and the brisket quesadillas, fries, mexican street corn, and a slice of texan toast! leaves me satisfied.

made another small profit. SPY sure is moving slow lately. almost like we're supposed to wait for something...

Not so absurd

government contracts

Elon's buddy being a CEO or chairman

decision to open to public sector

I sold at 119.50 though, and it was already pushing my luck.

Reddit permabulls capitulating

+2.75% from price action of gold. If it climbs back to ath on the death of the dollar and the end to hopium regarding easy trade deals I will be looking good

Posts this so the international gold cartels can inverse me

Or am I in gold shorts at close because I know you fucking demons now?!

uhhhhh, sorry i was at a gambling anonymous meeting.
why the market dump??
tell me
now
NOW
NOW!!

I haven't been to a sit down restaurant in years. Fuck their prices and I have no friends to go with.

-0.49%
Oil hurt me today.

0.73% up

thanks Rheinmetal and Airbus.
Anyone else into bio know why TECH is suffering quite badly this year? I like their products a lot, IKBRs new bot thing has procced three bullish technicals this week so I might be trying to ride it through to earnings on the 7th

Palantir and ford pulled

interesting. i've started going out to restaurants more this past year, and yes its by myself. i'm used to it so i don't mind it and i've noticed no one really cares anyway, other than the waiters/waitresses cause they won't make as much money off you.

ADM earnings tomorrow morning

AMD earnings tomorrow night

ACM earnings Thursday morning

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punished for trying to profit off a highly judaic and satanic company like palantir (new narrative)

Palantir didnt say "AI" and "governmemt contracts" enough times? Kek

man, looks like those faggots at Palantir need to spend more time figuring out how to make money, and less time swimming, doing yoga and having gay sex.

In this thread I saw "" buy palantir calls" and "buy hims puts"
you fucking retards

retards

*NIGGERS AND JEWS

STOP BAKING THREADS YOU DUMB DOPAMINE ADDICTED NIGGERS
THERE ARE THREE /SMG/ IN THE CATALOG FFS
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER BAKE TILL THE OTHER /SMG/ THRRADS ARE ARCHIVED

STOP BAKING THREADS YOU DUMB DOPAMINE ADDICTED NIGGERS

THERE ARE THREE /SMG/ IN THE CATALOG FFS

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER BAKE TILL THE OTHER /SMG/ THREADS ARE ARCHIVED

STOP BAKING THREADS YOU DUMB DOPAMINE ADDICTED NIGGERS
THERE ARE THREE /SMG/ IN THE CATALOG FFS
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER BAKE TILL THE OTHER /SMG/ THREADS ARE ARCHIVED

Baking

Surprised pikachu face

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this thread is full of faggots and guys who can't even get laid

Anon Babbletroons are the ones responsible. They bake early with faggoty pics. Mods should nuke all bakes before current thread is on page 9.

Anon Babbletroons are the ones responsible. They bake early with faggoty pics. Mods should nuke all bakes before current thread is on page 9.

New bed:

Anon Babbletroons are the ones responsible. They bake early with faggoty pics. Mods should nuke all bakes before current thread is on page 9.

What if Rheinmetal is actually overbought ……. Euros do fucking love it, perhaps to excess

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Someone missed the latest rocket launch to the moon

Sucks to suck

Today: -0.01%
This Month: +0.53%
This Year: -43.19%

Didn't trade today. Looked at the open and decided to stay away

You could be right, I only have one share and it’s up like 200 bucks. But I think tomorrow I might sell

Anon Babbletroons confimed.

ehh? rugpulled like?

Ok, by by stinky

The entire biotech industry is in a recession right now. Google's AI says that it's because of overinvestment during covid, which makes sense to me.

I was pretty bullish on Rheinmetall, but not going to buy any more at these prices. Its valuation is almost comparable to Lockheed at this point.

sorry im still confused, whyd it dump?

Don’t you find it a bit suspicious that everything Rheinmetall has going for it is already priced in, and everyone talks only about whether they already have it and it’s a guaranteed moon or complaining that the missed the bus? Beyond gov contracts that are well documented it doesn’t really have any unique platforms or munitions. I like them and their CEO, but you should be fearful when others are greedy anon
Other than the US NIH getting raped, drugs and medicine research is pretty much as strong as it ever was though, BioTechne isn’t really into vaccines, they make reagents for research

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time to bake

I lost 2% today. I made 8% on Friday.
It's over, its a bear market.

News on no Japan deal

News on not even beginning US-China talks

Trump saying he will tariff movies

India offered to flood the US with shitty steel, car parts, and even more Indian made pharmaceutical products in trade for zero percent Tariffs on American

Goods
Will Trump and Indophilies take this once in a lifetime deal

It was overbought after $1300

retard