If he's such a genius investor

Its amazing you can type that out son with your level of mental retardation.

he believes a LLM will someday think

Lmao.

Tulips will be worth more than gold again. You just wait

We don't show many boosters he has stashed away.

pure cope, I knew Bitcoin would be worth a lot, wasn't rocket science.

i hope so i have been hodl ing for a 200 years now.

Dude is smart enough to stick with what he knows. You should try it. Just yesterday he explained his lack of interest in real estate. Real estate went up too over the past 90 years this nigga been alive and he his that too.

Fucking baller, genius, humble GOAT.

The "Tulipmania" bubble was a result of government interference in the free market, was wildly blown out of proportion by religious fanatics trying to meme people into believing flowers were vanity and that they should live in "Christian poverty", and self-corrected in a matter of months.

The history behind it is that the nobility class were losing out to the merchant class, so the nobles got the government to change contract law so that farmers' contracts with the nobles were no longer delivery contracts but rather were to be treated as options contracts. Net result was a lot of speculation on the worth of those contracts, until the market finally settled down again.

buttcorn is too
no flooding od marekts with uncovered credit bubbles no buttcorn

im sure warren isnt gonna lose any money over your bitcoin gains. Enjoy your eventual rug pull.

announces retirement during “Woodstock for stockholders”

tells them to ditch the US dollar

lmao based. he rattled a lot of Asians and boomers in Omaha no doubt. Wonder if we will see a dip in BRK-B Monday

always bet agaisnt america

Berkshire is basically a spy network that appraises the audits and appraises companies for all their worth. If he can turn a profit by liquidating all their assets, he buys the company.

Bitcoin is not a company. It doesn’t have earnings reports to judge its value.
It’s just electricity bills.

Hand job kill yourself

nobles got the government to change contract law so that farmers' contracts with the nobles were no longer delivery contracts but rather were to be treated as options contracts.

That's pretty interesting
I didn't know they had such instruments in those days

never looked into that. cool info

They unironically were for a period of time.

he dont want to pay tax or be murdered
of cose ho not missed Bitcoin

True but they want to feel like they deserve their luck, like they earned it... if you play poker you'll see people who claim they outplayed someone by going all in, getting called, and winning against someone with a stronger hand than them, because it's not just about winning its also about feeling that pride where there is no pride to be felt. You went all in with queens against ace king and lost? You folded a pair of 9s instead of making the call when they were bluffing? How stupid can you be? These people want to believe their terrible life decisions actually have some kind of precedent or deduction behind them but they just lucked in to it. It's a pump and dump scam and you're playing an overly glorified game of rock paper scissors.

then how come you are here faggot larper?

No you don't. Otherwise you'd sell a car to buy BTC even as late as 2018.

I know rich old people in real life and they all hate computers and emails let alone bitcoin and crypto in general lol

Why would they care? They're all rich with RWA's

Cuz buying bitcoin to anyone older than 50 prior to like 2020 requires rewiring certain parts of your brain and thinking to justify it.

Grain futures are absolutely ancient due to the nature of harvesting, you're basically entering a contract to buy grain because you have money now but the harvest is six months away and the farmer needs money to rent the plough team right now

tulip mania lasted 3 years

Rich people stick with what they know and compound instead of chasing the next get rich quick scheme and get rugged every month.

he missed solana pot too ...

He gaslighted everyone about it to keep them out. Buffet has been a master gaslighter all of his life and that was part of his secret sauce, to keep his lemming followers out of his stock buys and sells. I'm pretty sure he held and sold thousands of btc for massive profits himself.

An example of his gaslighting - some time a couple years ago, he told many to buy mining stocks then immediately dumped them himself after his followers bought.

He knows how stocks can be exchanged to improve the actual living condition of his clients (real wealth) without having the IRS auditing your bank accounts.

what does Bitcoin do?

He missed some shit and won massively in the shit he did invest in. Not like he and his clique are omniscient demigods capable of reading all markets and reading a hundred years into the future, you fucking retard.
Pretty much this. How come he didn't buy my npc and kas bags when he had the chance brehs? Genius investoor my ass!
If you believe in the multiverse bullshit I'd imagine the vast majority of alternate universes did in fact get the "bitcoin lost" ending where bitcoin stayed as a little novelty in the early 2000's, peaked at that one guy buying pizza at Papa Johns once and that was it, discussed in passing every few months in Anon Babble as a strange concept (and a strawman for anarchist wannabe's).

He began investing during WWII. He could've made a fortune investing in tobacco. But he didn't.

It was mostly drug money being laundered. And now the president of the US supports this malpractice.

Whiter than you Muhammad.

he once said he doesn't invest in what he doesn't understand, simple as.