$2000 to invest – what coin?

I have $2000 to invest (I know I know, it's a very small amount compared to some of the investments people do around here) and I'm looking for a coin that will get me to $500k from my initial investment, if that's even possible. The main ones I'm considering are: Kaspa, Hedera, Cardano and Sui. I'll probably split the 2000 USD and invest 1k each into two of the mentioned above. So far the ones I think will do best are Kaspa and Cardano (also HBAR, but I already own a small bag).
Any suggestions though?

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if that's even possible.

Its not, at least not with the coins you listed anyways. If anything its more likely that you’ll turn 2k into $200 instead

maybe I went a little overboard with $500k, but what I basically meant was a large gain in the ballpark.

at least not with the coins you listed anyways

any recs for coins that would make it possible?

Bitcoin (BTC)

everything else itt is jeet

futures
I started with 2000, doubled it in under 1 month. just practice till you gir gud

just all-in on bitcoin

BTC

God protocol.

imagine saying this about segwit retard coin.

Buy BTC

based

Id go SOL and LINK. Maybe some ADA.

s y s? also why s y s is a spam

My fucking sides, the trolling here is massive

Just buy Chainlink dude

I'm serious. Go for moonshoot or die trying.

Kaspa's good

I'm looking for a 25000% return on my investment, and I have no special knowledge or understanding of the market beyond what is freely available on the internet

Does this really sound like the kind of thing that should be possible to you?

sEgWiT la bAD!!!

lamao

You will get 2X max, buy some MOVE instead.

who knows, more retarded things have happened. How do I learn? I mean, I'd really like to learn the ins/outs of the market, without having to read some click baity half assed e-books made by a retard. any resource recommendations?

kendu inu

Advanced retardation conflates "not impossible" with "remotely likely"

If anyone could make 250x returns with any reliability we'd have a million billionaires

holy smokes a WHOLE $2000?? DUDE you already made it. Go retire!

Its not, at least not with the coins you listed

any recs for coins that would make it possible?

Never, anon. You will NEVER get a straightforward recommendation on this site that isn't a scam, a guess, or actively harmful advice. You will CONSTANTLY get told that whatever you're suggesting is shit, imply that there is a way forward, then silence, as you have seen here. Good luck.

gravity or benqi, hedera is okay but it is really a long term goal. cardano is great if you believe in the tech. i think Hoskinson is too greedy to be poor and too narcissistic to be out of the spotlight so there is something coming there, but it might be smarter to play ADA projects like velo or something. of course, none of these strategies beat buying and holding and DCAing in over a long period of time with 200$ every paycheck.

Throw $100 into Pulsechain and HODL. Use 0xcoast.com, thank me later.

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You *might* get half a mil by buying $2000 worth of lottery tickets, but is that a good investment strategy? I wouldn't know, I haven't tried.

yeah, well... do you have anything worth looking into/anything you could recommend that you think is worthwhile in terms of coins?

ngl I’m cool with SOL and LINK, but ADA gives boomer bag energy, move that to TRB and some memecoins that move fast like A47 or pepe.

SUPRA. You are welcome.

kek you lost bcuck, keep your centralized chink bootleg scam

L2s like Optimism,Scroll, Arbitrum and Move are good options

You will not get a 250x off of any of those coins because their market caps are too high. Meme coins will continue to outperform everything this cycle. If you put it all in Buttcoin, a 250x would be a billion market cap, which I think is easily doable at the peak mania phase.

Sorry but I don't believe you understand the point of bitcoin. Bitcoin isn't just for a quick buck, it's a long term investment. It will rise and fall but in the end it will only go up, make sure to buy the dips and hold strong to the end brotha man. Anything that isn't bitcoin is essentially equivalent to finding a car wash token on the sidewalk.

Invest in solid gems like SUI, TON, and HBAR. You can also explore games on the TON chain like Boinkers, have fun accumulating shitcoins while waiting for the launch.

Perhaps you haven't heard it yet but we're in a recession. Who exactly is going to spend the kind of money to ×2500 your investment in some shit coin? The people losing their jobs right now are probably dying to spend their last check on some cardano. People with money are buying BTC, it's not going to have massive gains, it may not even stay positive as it's being used as a volatile safer asset by retail and hedge funds. Meaning the gold market is being pumped with everything they aren't willing to lose or sit on forever. The world that is competing against the US isn't buying crypto of any sort, just gold. The era of quick and easy money because of retarded markets is over. People will be happy to get %10 yearly if they make any money at all. You can throw your money on whatever you'd like and lose it, look at the SP500, DOW and Nasdaq this week on dogshit numbers, it's pumping because of retards like you, no better than you because at least they are trying to invest in real companies that make products using guidance that would've made sense a year or so ago to normies. They just haven't realized how bad things are yet, they don't know they're exit liquidity for big money. Hedge funds will lose too, but they'll get life rafts. Go give your money away to whoever you think deserves it more, you'll be glad you did when the food riots start.

You need to stop watching "the news" anon. They are making you miserable, and now you're in here trying to make us all miserable too.
Turn it off

Motherfucker I feel like I'm one of the few that can see the world for what it is, has become and will be. Everyone is running around now like asset classes got a mind of their own, that liquidity rains down like mana out of heaven to push prices. The empire is ending, global financial elites have decided to decommission the United States corporation, our president has acknowledged the problem and decided that inputs needed to build factories and homes ought to between 10 & 345% more expensive and despite this leading to immediate destruction demand is talking about tax cuts. Hey pal, I'm all for it except we were set to default on our domestic debt in 10 years before we even started hemorrhaging money. And every thread is the same exact bullshit, check out this gem sure to pump it's called jewish space marine and it's got a real low mc. Best part is I'm off the news, but hey lets just checked in real quick to see if I'm the crazy one or maybe we're on the same page, let's take a quick look. No one is acknowledging reality, even they are off their rocker or shilling for their current guy, thing or asset class as if they aren't in a failing economic zone being sealed off from within and outside.

You'd be lucky to turn that 2k into 10k or 20k with the cryptos you mentioned. More likely you will turn that 2k into $2. Good luck faggot lol.

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Get a job

go for alts man
SUI and SUPRA.